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4[[folder:Quotes about villain songs]]
5->''"Bad guy comin' in, Arnie!... Minor [[{{Scales}} key]]!"''
6-->-- Wild West saloon banjo player to piano player, ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide''
7
8->''"When zhe bad guy is that happy, it always, always means…'' (takes out a tuba) '''''BAD GUY SONG!'''"''
9-->--'''The Troubador''', ''WesternAnimation/MickeyDonaldGoofyTheThreeMusketeers''
10
11->''"I'll rule the world!... uh, that is, after I sing my song!"''
12-->--'''Evil Dr. Carver''', ''WesternAnimation/TheProudFamily Movie''
13
14->''Upstage, lads! [[BreakingTheFourthWall This is my only number!]]''
15-->-- '''Long John Silver''' (as played by Creator/TimCurry), ''Film/MuppetTreasureIsland''
16
17-> I hope [TheKlan] are better at lynchings than they are at lyrics.
18-->-- '''Anderson''', ''Film/MississippiBurning'', after singing a Klan song.
19
20-> '''King Dragon (singing):''' Who cares if those orphans were sad? It feels good to be bad!\
21''(Gets stabbed with a katana)''\
22'''Dennis:''' ...What? [[TalkToTheFist He's been singing for, like, two minutes.]]
23-->--'''WebVideo/ProZD''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOtIc4YMRZ4 Maybe a villain song wasn't the best idea]]''
24
25->''"In my dream, Little King John sure was frightening, and infuriating. But I have to admit, he was full of catchy music."''
26-->-- '''Ratboy Genius''', ''WebAnimation/RatboyGenius Dreams Minecraft''
27
28->''"I '''so''' love a musical number."''
29-->-- '''{{Satan}}''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''
30
31->''"All good villains pride themselves on rightly doing wrong, but one thing every badguy needs is an awesome villian song!"''
32-->-- '''Crow''', ''Webcomic/{{Nefarious}}''
33
34->''"Fine! [[MusicalEpisode You want a song?]] I'll ''give'' you a song!"''
35-->-- '''Mysto Majora Kijadhimov''', right before summoning her minions in epic fashion during [[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/297128947/3415868948 the "A rare moment indeed" roleplay]] of ''WebComic/WhiteDarkLife''
36
37-> ''"Villains tend to sing negative messages because [[EvilCannotComprehendGood they don't know any better]], that's why they're villains. If they sang good songs, there wouldn't be villains. So, what we learned... is that it's okay to have a negative message in a film, as long as you don't put it in a really catchy song."''
38-->-- '''Phil Vischer''', in [[https://youtu.be/oImoleq80AE this featurette]] on the DVD for ''WesternAnimation/{{Veggietales}}: Rack, Shack, and Benny''
39
40->''"And we villains get to sing diabolical tunes, which become drag show favorites."''
41-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 Ursula]]''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons: Welcome to the Club''
42
43->'''Satchel''': But why do you always make dogs into the bad guys?\
44'''Bucky''': Relax, you'll have some boss musical numbers.
45-->--''ComicStrip/GetFuzzy'', February 19, 2023 strip
46
47->'''Jay-Jay:''' He may be a villain… but he can certainly carry a tune!
48-->--''WesternAnimation/TheKingsBeard''
49
50->'''Protagonist:''' You can't do the evil thing, you can't!\
51'''Villain:''' Oh, can't I?\
52'''Protagonist:''' Because evil... is bad.\
53'''Villain:''' But what if I told you it advances my interests, mainly money and power?\
54'''Protagonist:''' I'd say that's pretty evil.\
55'''Villain:''' Hehe, then I guess I'm evil. Hit it, boys. (''Assembling a band of frogs'') Two, three... ''I'M EEEEVIL AND I LOOOVE IT!''
56-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODglkcQmI0k disney animated villains, then vs. now]]''
57[[/folder]]
58
59!!Lines from villain songs
60[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
61->[[FauxAffablyEvil Welcome all, my honored guests]]
62->[[NotJustATournament To the ultimate duel with the best of the best]]
63->At my invitation, you've come to compete
64->For the honor of suffering the final defeat
65->Isn't it grand what I've managed to do
66->[[IHaveYourWife By kidnapping those closest to you]]
67->[[YourSoulIsMine I've taken their souls]] [[AbsurdlyHighStakesGame to lay on the line]]
68->In a winner take all duel for all time
69->Let's play the game!
70->I'm sure you all know how
71->But watch yourselves, [[TermsOfEndangerment my foolish friends]], [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem you're all in my world now]]!
72->Face up, face down,
73->Attack or defend
74->Face up, face down
75->This battle's to the end
76->Face up, face down
77->Stay on guard
78->Face up, face down
79->Play your strongest card
80-->--'''[[BigBad Maximilion Pegasus]]''', ''Anime/YuGiOh''
81
82->If I lose it all, slip and fall\
83I will never look away\
84If I lose it all, lose it all, lose it all\
85If I lose it all outside the Wall, live to die another day\
86I don't want anything, I'm just here to...\
87'''BEWARE!!!!'''
88-->-- '''[=SiM=]''', "The Rumbling", seventh opening of ''Manga/AttackOnTitan''
89[[/folder]]
90
91[[folder:Comic Books]]
92->When the world is full of care
93->And every headline screams despair,
94->When all is rape, starvation, war and life is vile
95->Then there’s a certain thing I do
96->Which I shall pass along to you,
97->That’s always guaranteed to make me smile:
98->I go loo-oo-oony as a light-bulb battered bug!
99->Simply loo-oo-oony, sometimes foam and chew the rug!
100->Mister, life is swell
101->In a padded cell,
102->It’ll chase those blues away:
103->You can trade your gloom
104->For a rubber room
105->And injections twice a day!
106->Just go loo-oo-oony like an acid casualty,
107->Or a moo-oo-oonie, or a preacher on T.V.
108->When the human race
109->Wears an anxious face,
110->When the bomb hangs overhead,
111->When your kid turns blue,
112->It won’t worry you,
113->You can smile and nod instead.
114->When you’re loo-oo-oony, then you just don’t give a fig.
115->Man’s so pu-uu-uny, and the universe so big!
116->If you hurt inside,
117->Get certified,
118->And if life should treat you bad.
119->Don't get ee-ee-ven,
120->Get mad!
121-->-- '''ComicBook/TheJoker''', ''ComicBook/TheKillingJoke''
122[[/folder]]
123
124[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
125->''In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning''
126->''And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be''
127->''It scared me out of my wits''
128->''A corpse falling to bits''
129->''Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was '''me!'''''
130
131->''I was once the most mystical man in all Russia''
132->''When the royals betrayed me, '''they made a mistake!'''''
133->''My curse made each of them pay''
134->''But one little girl got away''
135->''Little Anya, beware, '''Rasputin's awake!'''''
136
137->''In the dark of the night, evil will find her''
138->''In the dark of the night, just before dawn''
139->''Revenge will be sweet when the curse is complete''
140->''In the dark of the night, '''she'll be gone!!!'''''
141-->--'''Rasputin''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocm8QdNR_d8 In the Dark of the Night]]", ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}''
142
143->You know what they say
144->Each dog has his day
145->But I... must have my night!
146-->-- The Secretary of Night, in a cut song from ''[[WesternAnimation/MagicAdventuresOfMumfie Mumfie's Quest]]''.
147
148->As all who know me might suppose, I've hatched a tasty plot!
149->A licorice that grows and grows until there's more than a lot!
150->I'll place it in the Circle Sweet and watch it quickly rise,
151->And soon my chewy sticky goo'll reach into the skies!
152->Licorice here, licorice there, far as you can see!
153->The smell of licorice in the air! (Yummy, yummy yummy!)
154->Slickery licorice everywhere, soon they'll understand!
155->Life will be so great, so grand
156->Here in Licorice Land!
157-->-- '''"Licorice Land"''', ''WesternAnimation/CandyLandTheGreatLollipopAdventure''
158
159->You're a star and you should know it
160->Yeah, you rise above the rest
161->It doesn't matter who you hurt
162->If you're just proving you're the best
163-->-- '''The Dazzlings''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsRainbowRocks''
164
165->''Listen to the sound of my voice\
166Soon, you'll find you don't have a choice\
167Captured in the web of my song\
168Soon, you'll all be singing along\
169We've got the music, makes you move it, got the song that makes you lose it\
170We say "jump", you say, "how high?" Put your hands up to the sky\
171We've got the music, makes you move it, got the song that makes you lose it\
172We say "jump", you say, "how high?" Put your hands up to the sky\
173Oh-woah-oh, oh-woah-oh, you didn't know that you fell\
174Oh-woah-oh, oh-woah-oh, now that you're under our spell\
175Oh-woah-oh, oh-woah-oh, you didn't know that you fell\
176Oh-woah-oh, oh-woah-oh, now that you're under... our... spell!''
177-->-- '''The Dazzlings''', "Under Our Spell", ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsRainbowRocks''
178
179->'''Dazzlings:''' Welcome to the show (Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah)\
180We're here to let you know (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)\
181Our time is now (Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah)\
182Your time is running out (Ah, ah, ah)\
183\
184[...]\
185\
186Feel the wave of sound\
187As it crashes down\
188You can't turn away\
189We'll make you wanna stay\
190\
191We will be adored\
192Tell us that you want us\
193We won't be ignored\
194It's time for our reward\
195\
196Now you need us\
197Come and heed us\
198[[NothingCanStopUsNow Nothing can]] [[TemptingFate stop us now!!!]]\
199\
200'''Rainbooms:''' Oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh\
201I've got the music in me\
202Oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh\
203\
204Don't need to hear a crowd cheering out my name\
205I didn't come here seeking infamy or fame\
206The one and only thing that I am here to bring\
207Is music, is the music, is the music in my soul\
208\
209Gonna break out, (Out!) set myself free, yeah\
210Let it all go (Go!) just let it be, yeah\
211Find the music in your heart\
212Let the music make you start\
213To set yourself apart!\
214\
215['''Adagio:''' So the Rainbooms want to turn this into a ''real'' battle of the bands? Then, let's '''battle.''']\
216\
217What we have in store (ah-ah)\
218All we want and more (ah-ah)\
219We will break on through (ah-ah)\
220Now it's time to finish you!
221-->-- "Welcome to the Show", ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsRainbowRocks''
222
223->It's time you learned a lesson,\
224It's time that you understand.\
225Don't ever count on anybody else,\
226In this or any other land.\
227\
228[...]\
229\
230Open up your eyes,\
231See the world from where I stand.\
232Me, among the mighty,\
233You, caged at my command.\
234\
235Open up your eyes,\
236And behold the faded light.\
237It's time to grow up and get wise,\
238Come now, little one, open up your eyes.
239-->-- '''Tempest Shadow''' to '''Twilight Sparkle''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyTheMovie2017''
240
241->''Now listen up\
242There are crooks in [[TheWildWest this here West]]\
243Who have [[SmallNameBigEgo claimed to be the best]],\
244[[PretenderDiss And think they wrote the book on how to rustle]]\
245Well, as good as they may be,\
246Not a one's as good as me,\
247[[BadassBoast An' I barely have to move a single muscle]]\
248They call me mean, boys\
249Depraved and nasty too\
250And they ain't seen, boys,\
251[[CardCarryingVillain The cruelest thing I do]]\
252You see, I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle\
253The sweetest way of rustlin' yet devised\
254'Cause when I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle\
255Why, looky how them cows git hypnotized\
256He don't prod, he don't yell,\
257Still he drives them dogies well,\
258Which ain't easy when your chaps are labeled XXXXL\
259Yes, if yer lookin' from a bovine point of view,\
260I sure can yodel-adle-eedle-idle\
261Yodel-adle-eedle-idle\
262Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo\
263Here we go, boys\
264Five thousand cattle in the side pocket\
265Yes, I can yodel-adle-eedle-odle\
266A sound them cattle truly take to heart\
267Yeah, I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle\
268An' smack my big ol' rump if that ain't art\
269He don't rope\
270Not a chance\
271He just puts 'em in a trance\
272He's a pioneer Pied Piper in [[GoofyPrintUnderwear ten-gallon underpants]]\
273Yep! I'm the real rip-roarin' deal to those who moo\
274Thanks to my yodel-adle-eedle-idle\
275Dodle-adle-eedle-idle\
276I got the cattle out the ol' wazoo\
277'Cause I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo\
278Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo''
279-->-- '''Alameda Slim''', ''WesternAnimation/HomeOnTheRange''
280
281->'''Sheila:''' Times have changed, [[CorruptTheCutie our kids are getting worse!]]\
282[[ToiletHumour They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse!]]\
283'''Sharon:''' Should we blame the government?\
284'''Liane:''' Or blame society?\
285'''Randy/Gerald/Stuart:''' [[NewMediaAreEvil Or should we blame the images on TV?]]\
286'''Sheila:''' [[BigNo NO!]] Blame Canada!\
287'''Everyone:''' Blame Canada!\
288'''Sheila:''' [[StylisticSuck With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies!]]\
289'''Everyone:''' Blame Canada! Blame Canada!\
290'''Sheila:''' We need to form a full assault!\
291'''Everyone:''' It's Canada's fault!\
292'''Sharon:''' [[NeverMyFault Don't blame me for my son Stan]]\
293[[CrossesTheLineTwice He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!]]\
294'''Liane:''' And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf\
295But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!\
296'''Sheila:''' Well? Blame Canada!\
297'''Everyone:''' Blame Canada!\
298'''Sheila:''' It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along!\
299'''Everyone:''' Blame Canada! Blame Canada!\
300'''Copy Shack Employee:''' They're not even a real country anyway!\
301'''Mrs. [=McCormick=]:''' [[TheyKilledKennyAgain My son]] could have been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true\
302Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue!\
303'''Everyone:''' Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?\
304Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?\
305'''Sheila:''' HECK NO!\
306'''Everyone:''' Blame Canada! Blame Canada!\
307'''Sheila:''' With all their hockey hullabaloo!\
308'''Liane:''' [[TakeThat And that bitch]] Anne Murray too!\
309'''Everyone:''' Blame Canada! Shame on Canada!\
310Foooooooor...\
311The smut we must stop, The trash we will stash, The laughter and fun, Must all be undone\
312[[TheScapegoat We must blame them and cause a fuss before somebody thinks of blaming]] ''[[NeverMyFault us]]''!!!
313-->--"Blame Canada", ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut''
314
315->'''UsefulNotes/{{Saddam|Hussein}}:''' Some people say that I'm a bad guy\
316They my be right, they may be right\
317But it's not, as if, I don't try\
318I just fuck up, try as I might!\
319But I can change, I can change!\
320[[BlatantLies I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!]]\
321I'll open up my heart and I will share it\
322Any minute now I will be born again!\
323Yes, I can change, I can change!\
324I know I've been a dirty little bastard!\
325[[AxCrazy I like to kill, I like to main, yes, I'm insane]]\
326But it's okay, 'cause I can change!\
327[[NeverMyFault It's not my fault that I'm so evil]]\
328It's society...society!\
329You see my parents were sometimes abusive\
330And it made a prick of me!\
331But I can change, I can change!\
332I can learn to keep my promises, I know it!\
333I'll open up my heart and I will show it\
334Any minute now I will be born again!\
335[...]\
336'''{{Satan}}''': But what if you never change?\
337What if you remain a sandy, little butt-hole?\
338[...]\
339'''Saddam''': Hey, Satan, don't be such a twit\
340[[BadassBoast Mother Teresa won't have shit on me!]]\
341Just watch!\
342Just we me change! Here I go, I'm changing! [[RefugeInAudacity *proceeds to break dance*]]
343-->--"I Can Change", ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut''
344
345->''That's right, I heard the story over and over again\
346Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends\
347That's right, I heard the story; don't really like how it ends\
348Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends\
349\
350What did she say about me, what did she say?\
351What did you do without me, what did you do?\
352Did you play games without me, what did you play?\
353Did you think all this time that I wouldn't find out about you?\
354\
355Oh, that's right, I heard the story over and over again\
356Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends!\
357\
358[...]\
359\
360Who am I? WHO AM I? What are you even saying?\
361[[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds I'm the loser of the game you didn't know you were playing!]]\
362[[LetsGetDangerous Let's play another game, this time I get to win!]]\
363Lives on the line! Winner takes all! Ready or not, let's begin!\
364\
365Oh, that's right, I heard the story over and over again!\
366Gee, it's swell to finally beat her other friends!\
367Oh, that's right, I heard the story; don't really like how it ends!\
368Gee, it's swell to finally beat her\
369Other... other... OTHER... friends...''
370-->--'''Spinel''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverseTheMovie''
371
372->''The time has come to play pretend\
373And I'll trick Lincoln into thinking I'm his friend\
374And I'll humiliate the boy, you'll see,\
375And drive the Louds away from me for good!\
376No, no, no, no, no!\
377\
378I must do more\
379So that the Louds never set foot upon the shore\
380To stop them coming after me,\
381I'll need the crown's authority,\
382For all to see...\
383The duchess I must be!''
384-->--'''Morag''', "The Duchess I Must Be", ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouseMovie''
385[[/folder]]
386
387[[folder:Film -- Live Action]]
388->''Cause whatcha got is what we need\
389And all we do is dirty deeds,\
390WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS! WATCH OUT!''
391-->-- The Spinners, ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}''
392
393->''I know how to hurt, I know how to heal\
394I know what to show and what to conceal\
395I know when to talk and I know when to touch\
396No one ever died from wanting too much...''
397
398->''The world is not enough\
399But it is such a perfect place to start, my love\
400And if you're strong enough\
401Together we can take the world apart, my love''
402-->-- '''Music/{{Garbage}}''', "Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough"
403
404->''[[AsianSpeekeeEngrish I'm so ronery, so ronery]]''\
405''So ronery and sadry arone''\
406''[[IJustWantToHaveFriends There's no one, just me onry]]''\
407'' Sitting on my rittle throne''
408
409->''I work wery hard and make up great prans''\
410''But nobody ristens, no one understands''\
411''Seems rike no one takes me serirousry''\
412''[[LonelyAtTheTop And so I'm ronery]]'' *cries* ''A rittle ronery''\
413'' Poor rittle me.''
414
415->''There's nobody I can rerate to''\
416''Feer rike a bird in a cage''\
417''It's kinda sihry, but not rearry''\
418''Because it's fihring my body with rage''
419
420->''I'm the smartest, most crever, most physichry fit''\
421''But nobody else seems to rearihize it''\
422''When I change the world, maybe they'll notice me''\
423''And untir then, I'll just be ronery'' *sigh* ''Rittle ronery''\
424''Poor rittle me.''
425
426->''[[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds I'm so ronery....]]''
427-->--'''Kim Jong-Il''', "I'm So Ronery", ''Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice''
428
429->''"I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass\
430I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls\
431If the phone rings, don't answer the call\
432Gonna slit your throat, fuck you like a goat\
433Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat!\
434Peace!"''
435-->--'''The Killer''', ''Film/ScaryMovie''
436
437->''Those poor runner-ups''
438->''Might still hold some grudges''
439->''They padded their cups''
440->''But I screwed the judges!''
441-->--'''(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs''', ''Film/Hairspray2007''
442[[/folder]]
443
444[[folder:Live Action TV]]
445 ->''"Who's been messing up everything?\
446It's been Agatha all along!\
447Who's been pulling every evil string?\
448It's been Agatha all along!\
449She's insidious! (Ha-ha!)\
450So perfidious\
451That you haven't even noticed\
452And the pity is (the pity is, pity, pity, pity, pity)\
453It's too late to fix anything\
454Now that everything has gone wrong\
455Thanks to Agatha (Ha!), naughty Agatha\
456It's been Agatha all along!" [[note]]And I killed Sparky, too! [EvilLaugh][[/note]]''
457--> ''Agatha All Along'', ''Series/WandaVision''
458[[/folder]]
459
460[[folder:Music]]
461->''"When I say he was a monster,\
462when I set fire to his name,\
463It does not matter where you hear it from,\
464whether truth or lies,\
465It gets said all the same.\
466Whatever's on the table plays!"''
467-->-- Music/TheProtomen (Turbo Lover, as [[VideoGame/MegaMan Dr. Wily]]) "The Hounds"
468
469->''And it's so easy when you're evil\
470This is the life, you see\
471The Devil tips his hat to me\
472I do it all because I'm evil\
473And I do it all for free\
474Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need''
475-->-- Music/{{Voltaire}}, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z8GK-Ikwbo When You're Evil]]"
476
477->''Eyes like bottles, and hands in my hair\
478[[BlackEyesOfEvil Bottles of blackness,]] the blacker to spare\
479I'll sit myself behind that clock and play tunes on its belfry\
480[[TheChessmaster Five fingers have I, to play them like ten\
481Ten fingers have I, to play them again]]\
482In decimal chains called [[ShapeshiftingTrickster mimicry]]\
483Whose notes will never, never fly\
484Until they quit those timely tunes,\
485And enter that system from outside\
486I am the one you warned me of,\
487I am the one who'd never, never lie!''
488-->--Music/BlueOysterCult, "[[Music/{{Imaginos}} I Am the One You Warned Me Of]]"
489
490->''It's all about the game and how you play it,\
491It's all about control and if you can take it,\
492It's all about debt and if you can pay it,\
493It's all about pain and who's gonna make it.\
494I am the Game, you don't wanna play me,\
495I am Control, no way you can change me,\
496I am Heavy Debt, no way you can pay me,\
497I am the Pain and I know you can't take me.\
498Look over your shoulder, ready to run\
499Like a good little bitch from a smoking gun\
500I am The Game and I make the rules\
501So move on out or you can die like a fool.\
502Trying to figure out what my move's gonna be?\
503Come over, sucker. Why don't you ask me?\
504Don't you forget there's a price you can pay,\
505Cause I am The Game and I want to play.''
506-->--''Music/{{Motorhead}}'' - [[Wrestling/TripleH The Game]]
507
508->''You're dressin' all in black\
509From your front to your back\
510And all your evil ways\
511They seem to go on for days\
512And as a matter of fact\
513You got one more night before ya\
514Smash it up, burn it down\
515Tearing up the underground\
516You wanna live like a super villain\
517Back in the line up\
518Before your time's up\
519You wanna live like a super villain''
520-->--'''Powerman 5000''', ''SuperVillain''
521
522->''I'm the president of showbiz, my name is Charlie\
523I'm a cocksucking asshole, that's what they call me\
524Here from my Hollywood tower I rule\
525I'm a lyin' motherfucker, the chainsaw's my tool\
526The New Morgue's a factory to grease our lies\
527The machine is hungry, it needs your life\
528Don't mind the faggots and the ruthless scum\
529Before we're done, son, we'll make you one\
530I'm the tin man! I never had a heart!\
531I'm the tin man! But I'll make you a star!''
532-->--'''Music/{{WASP|Band}}''', "Chainsaw Charlie"
533
534->''There's math and there's dealers and players and killers and ME!\
535They say that they're winners, okay, well let's see!\
536You pay or you play, the rules of the trade\
537The math of the date, the times and the age\
538What you want, how you like! Aim high man, why not?\
539[[TitleDrop Sun Moon Stars]] in y'all, each and every all of y'all!''
540-->--'''Music/{{Gorillaz}}''' (Mos Def, as [[BigBad Sun Moon Stars]]), ''Sweepstakes''
541
542->''No one man should have all that power.\
543The clock's tickin', I just count the hours.\
544Stop trippin', I'm trippin' off the power.\
545[[DrunkWithPower Till then, fuck that, the world's ours.]]''
546-->--'''Music/KanyeWest''', ''Power''
547
548->''The time has come for the world to burn\
549This time you're all gonna learn\
550The countless slain scream out in searing pain\
551Their souls and their ashes are all that remain!''
552-->-- '''Music/TheMegas''', ''[[Franchise/MegaMan Man On Fire/Heatman]]''
553
554->''I am the one, Orgasmatron\
555The outstretched grasping hand\
556My image is of agony\
557My servants rape the land\
558Obsequious and arrogant\
559Clandestine and vain\
560Two thousand years of misery\
561Of torture in my name\
562Hypocrisy made paramount\
563Paranoia, the law\
564My name is called religion\
565Sadistic and sacred whore\
566I twist the truth, I rule the world\
567My crown is called deceit\
568I am the emperor of lies\
569You grovel at my feet\
570I rob you and I slaughter you\
571Your downfall is my gain\
572And still you play the sycophant\
573And revel in your pain\
574And all my promises are lies\
575All my love is hate\
576I am the politician\
577And I decide your fate\
578I march before a martyred world\
579An army for the fight\
580I speak of great, heroic days\
581Of victory and might\
582I hold a banner drenched in blood\
583I urge you to be brave\
584I lead you to your destiny\
585I lead you to your grave\
586Your bones will build my palaces\
587Your eyes will stud my crown\
588For I am Mars, the God of War\
589And I will cut you down''
590-->--Music/{{Motorhead}}, "Orgasmatron"
591
592->''Guileless son, each day you grow older''\
593''Each moment I'm watching my vengeance unfold''\
594''For the child of my body, the flesh of my soul''\
595''Will die in returning the birthright he stole''
596-->--Music/HeatherDale, "Mordred's Lullaby"
597
598->''"I fight where God tells me, I never ask why\
599I've bloodied the Devil with steel from on high\
600I kill without consequence, heed no man's law\
601I sift out the righteous like grain from the straw\
602I am judgment and heaven is nigh"''
603-->--'''Music/HeatherDale''', "Joan"
604
605->''Waiting, to put on a {{black shirt}}''\
606''Waiting, to weed out the weaklings''\
607''Waiting, to smash in their windows and kick in their doors''\
608''Waiting, for the {{final solution}}, to strengthen the strain''\
609''Waiting, to follow the worms''
610-->--'''Music/PinkFloyd''', "Waiting For The Worms"
611
612->''Watch this: our newest release!\
613The legendary series you missed for years\
614Comes back, get ready for action!\
615[[ObviousBeta Got couple bugs in here, some broken scripts right there]]\
616The fans will fix it anyway so we don't care!\
617They'll patch it through microtransactions!\
618\
619So enjoy your pretty nylon bag\
620Oh, and boy, stop shitting on our swag!\
621You're not getting any money back\
622You knew this was a one-way wacky track!\
623Just shut up and have your nylon bag!\
624Coming up with it was real drag!\
625All proceeds go strictly to [[Franchise/{{Fallout}} Vault-Tec]]\
626So you're NOT getting your money back!\
627\
628It just works, it just works!\
629Little lies, stunning shows\
630People buy, money flows, it just works!\
631It just works, it just works!\
632Overpriced open worlds\
633Earnings rise, take my word\
634It just works!\
635It just works!\
636It just works, it just works!''
637-->--'''[[Creator/{{Bethesda}} Todd Howard]]''', ''Music/TheChalkeaters'', "It Just Works"
638
639->''Tic tic toc\
640The time bomb clock\
641Ticks grinning ear to ear here, baby\
642Tic tic toc\
643The time bomb clock\
644Ticks counting down\
645Tic tic, stop\
646You know I speak in riddles\
647And I'm plotting to destroy\
648Villain as I always was\
649Crazy is as crazy does\
650My sanity's in short supply\
651Mad as a Hatter, hey surprise!\
652T-t-t-ticking bomb on the inside\
653Livin' with the villain pacing in my mind''
654-->--'''Wild Fire''', "Villain"
655
656->''If all the world's a stage, then I shall play my part\
657You may say it's cliché, but I say that it's an art\
658Every deck needs a knave to come and stack the cards\
659The world may be yours to save, but it's mine to tear apart\
660One button's all it takes to set the Earth a-quaking\
661Or is the world afraid and the planet started shaking?\
662You'd need tectonic plates to serve the schemes I'm baking\
663And the menu for today is some world domination''
664-->-- '''Music/TheStupendium''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prerlxLBbQs&list=RDGMEMHDXYb1_DDSgDsobPsOFxpAVMprerlxLBbQs&start_radio=1 FIEND LIKE ME | Evil Genius 2 Song!]]"
665
666->''Maybe you've heard about me,\
667All in the news today.\
668I'm kind of legendary in the most destructive way!\
669I have a secret hideout,\
670I've got the fancy swords,\
671I've got a bone to pick with all generic demon lords!\
672\
673Open a dictionary,\
674Turn it to "Mastermind",\
675You'll see a picture of me with my other bros in line!\
676I'll burn your village and I\
677Won't even look behind\
678I need not be kind\
679(You know why?)\
680\
681I'm the boss,\
682I'm the boss,\
683I'm very, very sorry for your loss!\
684I'm the boss,\
685I'm the boss,\
686And just in case I didn't get my point across\
687I'm the boss!''
688-->--"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H841uTdr5S0 I'm the Boss]]", '''Music/BigBadBosses'''
689[[/folder]]
690
691[[folder:Theater]]
692->You can join the team\
693Or you can bitch and moan\
694You can live the dream\
695Or you can ''die alone''\
696You can fly with eagles\
697Or if you prefer\
698Keep on testing me\
699''And end up like'' ''[[HopelessSuitor her!]]''\
700[...]
701->''Time for you to prove you're not a lameass anymore!''\
702Then step into my candy store!\
703It's my candy store, it's my candy\
704It's my candy store, it's my candy\
705It's my candy store, it's my candy ''store!''
706-->--'''Candy Store''', ''Theatre/{{Heathers}}''
707
708->I believe in a cruel God\
709who has created in in His image\
710and whom, in hate, I name.\
711From some vile seed\
712or base atom I am born.\
713I am evil because I am a man;\
714and I feel the primeval slime in me.\
715Yes! This is my testimony!\
716[...]\
717And I believe man to be the sport\
718of an unjust Fate,\
719from the germ of the cradle\
720to the worm of the grave.\
721After all this mockery comes death.\
722And then? And then?\
723Death is Nothingness.\
724Heaven is an old wives' tale!
725-->-- '''Iago''', ''Theatre/{{Othello}}'' (Opera by Verdi)
726
727->''"It will all be mine,\
728Power so divine\
729I'll tell the sun to shine\
730On only me!\
731It will all be mine,\
732Till the end of time\
733When this perfect crime\
734Makes history\
735Team Rocket! This is our destiny!"''
736-->-- '''[[BigBad Giovanni]]''', ''Theatre/PokemonLive!''
737
738->I love to kick it up a notch\
739Cuz I'm evil and bad to the bone.\
740''[takes a drag]'' [[FelonyMisdemeanor Yeah, I'm smoking pot!]]\
741Looks like Junior is all grown up.\
742[[ForTheEvulz And I'm having a blast, blowing shit up]] --\
743I'll kill a million bugs! It's a thrill and a drug\
744So call me a terrible guy!\
745I love to kick it up a notch\
746[[PunctuatedForEmphasis And watch! All! Of! You! DIE!]] ''[EvilLaugh]''
747-->--'''Junior''', ''Theatre/{{Starship}}''
748
749->'''Hook:''' Who's the swiniest swine in the world?\
750'''Pirates:''' Captain Hook! Captain Hook!\
751'''Hook:''' Who's the dirtiest dog in this wonderful world?\
752'''Pirates:''' Captain Hook! Captain Hook!\
753'''Hook:''' Captain of villainy, murder, and loot!\
754Eager to kill any who says that his hook isn't cute!\
755'''Smee:''' ''(Cowering)'' It's cute!
756-->--'''Hook's Waltz,''' ''Theatre/PeterPan1954''
757
758[[/folder]]
759
760[[folder:Video Games]]
761->''Hell, Hell, Hell has its laws\
762Hell, Hell, effects and the cause\
763Curtain falls, but hold your applause\
764Squirm, squirm, for now down here come the claws!\
765\
766Fools, fools, how hard you have fought\
767Brave, brave, but it's all been for naught\
768True Souls, that couldn't be bought\
769Doomed, detected, and caught!\
770\
771No more dеals, it's over\
772The final act, your doom\
773No more grace, it's over\
774This House of Hope,\
775Your tomb!''
776-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMo7ugWudCA Raphael's Final Act]]''', ''VideoGame/BaldursGateIII''
777
778->''[[IAmSong I am]] the Great Mighty Poo\
779And I'm going to throw my shit at you!\
780A huge supply of tish,\
781comes from my chocolate starfish\
782How about some scat,\
783you little twat?''
784-->-- '''The Great Mighty Poo''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fexAY_t4N8U Sloprano]]", ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''
785
786->''Estuans interius\
787Ira vehementi\
788Estuans interius\
789Ira vehementi [[labelnote:translation]] Burning inside, with violent anger[[/labelnote]]\
790SEPHIROTH!''
791-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDD-iYkHBhc One-Winged Angel]], Sephiroth's theme, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII''
792
793->[[FallenHero Like broken angels, wingless, cast from heaven's gates]] [[NobleDemon (Our slumbering demons awake)]]\
794We [[HowTheMightyHaveFallen only fly when falling, falling far from grace]] [[ThenLetMeBeEvil (Hell take us, heaven can wait)]]\
795[[LastOfHisKind Our lives]] [[FlingALightIntoTheFuture a message in a bottle cast to sea]] [[SuppressedHistory (Disgraced, untold and unseen)]]\
796[[TheLastDance Quick to their ends, our candles burn, until we're free]]\
797
798->In [[MonochromePast monochrome]] [[TheEpic melodies]], [[TearsOfBlood our tears are painted in red]] [[DrivenToMadness (Bleeding to the edge)]]\
799[[WhatYouAreInTheDark Deep inside, we're nothing more]] than [[HumansByAnyOtherName scions and sinners]]\
800In the rain, do light and darkness fade!\
801Yes, [[EternalRecurrence time circles endlessly]], the hands of fate trained ahead [[YouCantFightFate (Pointing to the edge)]]\
802All things change, drawn to the flame, to rise from the ashes\
803[[EndOfAnAge To begin, we first must see the end!]]
804-->-- '''To the Edge''', Theme of [[EvilKnockOff The Warrior of Light]], ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV - Shadowbringers''
805
806->''[[UnstoppableRage A mind consumed with fury!]]\
807[[WrittenByTheWinners Everybody's foolin'! A bribed jury!]]\
808Trust no one fully! The closest ones could be\
809[[EtTuBrute The ones who breaks your neck in your sleep! That's how they do it!]]\
810[[ThenLetMeBeEvil But I got to thank y'all for the lessons!]]\
811[[HeWhoFightsMonsters Now your messin' with a man whose obsessin' with his vengeance!]]\
812They better know, they better know what's really at stake!\
813[[RoaringRampageOfRevenge It's my turn now! Watch me retaliate!]]\
814\
815No one can fully understand anyone,\
816But the backstabber? It's the obvious one!\
817But infinitely lies, I'm ready! I'm the only one!\
818Conscious, but not a-bother me like a lonely one!\
819Nonsense! The most wanted! The most taunted!\
820Get ready for me! [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Look what y'all started!]]\
821Think twice if you think you can stop me!\
822I walk with my hands, y'all still can't catch me!\
823\
824The path to chaos begins here, so come here!\
825Become the king of the kingdom over here!\
826Do it how you want it, however you like it!\
827This is the-This is the-This is the place to be!\
828The path to chaos begins here, so come here!\
829Become the king of the kingdom over here!\
830Do it how you want it, however you like it!\
831This is the-This is the-This is the place to be!\
832\
833[[CastingAShadow Live in darkness! Pitch black, stallin'!]]\
834[[GoMadFromTheIsolation Feel heartless! My mind's darkened!]]\
835[[RoaringRampageOfRevenge My purpose is to get my target]]\
836[[GottaKillEmAll Until I check everyone off my list!]]\
837[[BewareTheSillyOnes But somehow, this is like a circus!]]\
838[[{{Troll}} I'm clownin' all of y'all good, at my service!]]\
839[[TakeOverTheCity Please get ready for some disturbance,]]\
840[[LaserGuidedKarma But this is what you get for your purchase!]]\
841\
842[[Really700YearsOld I came with an ancient heart of darkness!]]\
843[[JustBetweenYouAndMe Now there's nobody else, just us!]]\
844[[DuelToTheDeath Either do or die, it's the real toughness!]]\
845[[ThenLetMeBeEvil Feel the wrath of an outlaw locked up!]]\
846\
847The path to chaos begins here, so come here!\
848Become the king of the kingdom over here!\
849Do it how you want it, however you like it!\
850This is the-This is the-This is the place to be!''
851-->-- '''"Conditioned to Hate"''', battle theme, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXV: Episode Ardyn''
852
853->''Now that you have seen my return\
854And witnessed this reality burn\
855There's just one thing you should know (Don't you wish you knew the mystery?)\
856You're just a player in my show\
857And everything you ever thought was true\
858Was just part of the play I made for you\
859Isn't it horrible?\
860My prize is in sight, you continue to fight\
861You're adorable\
862So adorable\
863Oh, so adorable\
864So adorable...''
865-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG0NebFbqi0 "Queen's Anthem"]], The Cube Queen's theme, ''VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}''
866
867->Oh look! What clever children!\
868See them study, watch them learn!\
869How I HATE those goody-goodies!\
870How it makes my stomach turn!
871
872->I've got a ''little'' secret,\
873That'll really make 'em cry!\
874It's a NASTY kind of magic,\
875From a special, kind of guy!
876-->--''VideoGame/IMMeen''
877
878->''Red sun\
879Red sun over paradise\
880Red sun\
881Red sun over paradise''
882
883->''Golden rays of the glorious sunshine\
884Settling down, such a blood red-light\
885Now the animals slowly retreat\
886To the shadows, out of sight\
887Arid breeze blows across the mountains\
888Giving flight to the birds of prey\
889In the distance, machines come\
890To transform Eden, day by day''
891
892->''[[ThePowerOfLove Only love is with us now]]\
893[[PureIsNotGood Something warm and pure]]\
894[[WarForFunAndProfit Find the peace within ourselves\
895No need for a cure]]''
896
897->''[[WarIsGlorious When the wind is slow and the fire's hot]]\
898[[BloodKnight The vulture waits to see what rots]]\
899[[{{Sadist}} Oh, how pretty, all the scenery]]\
900[[AppealToInherentNature This is nature's sacrifice!]]\
901When the air blows through with a brisk attack\
902The reptile tail ripped from its back\
903When the sun sets, we will not forget\
904The red sun over paradise!''
905-->-- '''"Red Sun"''', theme of Sundowner, ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance''
906
907->''The unenlightened masses\
908They cannot make the judgement call\
909[[TheEvilsOfFreeWill Give up free will forever]]\
910Their voices won't be heard at all!\
911Displayed obedience\
912While never stepping out of line\
913And gladly swear allegiance\
914[[MyCountryRightOrWrong Let your country control your mind]]!\
915(Let your country control your soul!)''
916
917->''[[IgnoranceIsBliss Live in ignorance]] and [[BreadAndCircuses purchase your happiness]]\
918When blood and sweat is the real cost\
919Thinking ceases, the truth is lost!\
920Don't you worry, you'll be told exactly what to do\
921I give my people the lives they need\
922The righteous will succeed!''
923
924->''The fires of greed will [[TheSocialDarwinist burn the weak!]]\
925So we'll make freedom obsolete!\
926Making whole the fabric of society!\
927Collective consciousness controlled as you'll see!''
928-->-- '''"Collective Consciousness"''', theme of [[spoiler:Senator Armstrong and Metal Gear EXCELSUS]], ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance''
929
930->''Sneaky, sly, and shifty, let me introduce myself\
931I'm the doctor they call Strangeglove, a hazard to your health\
932I'm here to wreak some mayhem with my terrifying schemes\
933And [[ReforgedIntoAMinion Glump]] your silly Moshlings with my dastardly machines!''
934-->-- [[https://youtu.be/Mhtwirqe6Lc "The Doctor Will See You Now"]], Dr. Strangeglove's theme, ''VideoGame/MoshiMonsters''
935
936->''"Look at me, still talking [[ForScience when there's science to do]]\
937When I look out there [[{{Sadist}} it makes me glad I'm not you]]\
938I've experiments to run, there is research to be done\
939On the people who are\
940[[TitleDrop Still alive]]\
941[[OhCrap And believe me I am]]\
942Still alive\
943I'm doing science and I'm\
944Still alive\
945I feel fantastic and I'm\
946Still alive\
947While you're dying I'll be\
948Still alive\
949And when you're dead I will be\
950Still alive\
951Still alive\
952'''''[[LastNoteNightmare Still alive...]]'''''"''
953-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''', ''Videogame/Portal1''
954
955->''They call me sick,\
956Obsessed, a madman with no proof!\
957I'll give the monster's\
958Life a use!\
959Awaken my brood! Today you will rise!\
960I've given you life, my Lusus Naturae!\
961Open your eyes!''
962-->-- '''Lusus Naturae''', Dr Merlot's ImageSong, ''Videogame/RWBYGrimmEclipse''
963
964->''The story begins with who's gonna win\
965Knowin' the danger that lies within\
966Aboard the ARK, a genius at heart\
967Who wanted to unlock the mysteries of life!\
968I am the Eggman, that's what I am!\
969[[EvilGenius I am the Eggman, I got the master plan!]]\
970I am the Eggman, that's what I am!\
971I am the Eggman, [[EvilPlan with the master plan!]]\
972I'm plotting my schemes wherever I go!\
973They're perfect in every way!\
974I'd love to destroy [[ArchEnemy the blue one you know]]\
975[[SpannerInTheWorks He's an obstacle that always gets in my way!]]\
976I must play this game by my rules!\
977I will conquer the world with my tools!\
978All my machines are made for destruction!\
979I will build [[TheEmpire my empire]]!\
980I will succeed and you will see!\
981With my machines, [[AttackAttackAttack there is no retreat]]!\
982I am the Eggman, that's what I am\
983I am the Eggman, I got the master plan\
984I am the Eggman, that's what I am\
985I am the Eggman, I got the master plan\
986[[CardCarryingVillain I am the enemy]], I will succeed!\
987My mission, yeah, I must complete!\
988My name is Eggman, don't forget my name!\
989If you ask me again, I'll show you the same!\
990I am the Eggman, that's what I am!\
991I am the Eggman, I got the master plan!\
992I am the Eggman, that's what I am!\
993I am the Eggman, with the master, master plan!\
994I am the Eggman!''
995-->-- '''E.G.G.M.A.N.''', Doctor Eggman's theme, ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2''
996
997->''You know, [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt every world will have its end (have its end)]]\
998[[ThisIsTheFinalBattle I'm here to prove it all to you!]]\
999[[TheDogWasTheMastermind I am who you don't think I am (think I am)]]\
1000[[UnwittingPawn All wrapped up]] in my {{evil plan}}!\
1001I can taste the day (taste the day)\
1002Savor night (savor night)\
1003[[TheArchmage Spells beyond you]] [[EvilSorcerer as I watch you crawl!]]\
1004[[WhoDares Do you dare to fight (dare to fight)]]\
1005[[CardCarryingVillain Evil's might]] ([[EvilIsBigger evil's might]])\
1006[[BadassBoast I'll be the last one standing in a flash of light!]]\
1007My eyes (my eyes) are full of curiosity\
1008[[NothingCanStopUsNow You think (you think) that you have power over me?]]\
1009[[NotBigEnoughForTheTwoOfUs In this world (this world), there's no room for you and me!]]\
1010So [[DontMakeMeDestroyYou turn away or face this day with me]]! (Face the day with me!)\
1011'''With me!''' (Face the day with me!)''\
1012
1013->''You know, every world will have its test ([[TimeCrash have its test]])\
1014[[IDidWhatIHadToDo Don't blame]] [[ImmortalitySeeker for what]] [[AntiVillain I have become!]]\
1015[[WeAreAsMayflies You know, every world will come to end (come to end)]]\
1016[[YouHaveNoChanceToSurvive And I'll create your final rest!]]\
1017I can taste the day (taste the day)\
1018Savor night (savor night)\
1019Scream your dreams as you dare to fight\
1020Dare to fight!\
1021My eyes (my eyes) are full of curiosity\
1022You think (you think) that you have power over me?\
1023In this world (this world), there's no room for you and me!\
1024So [[GetOut turn]] [[RunOrDie away]] or face this day with me! (Face the day with me!)\
1025'''With me!''' (Face the day with me!)\
1026'''With me!''' (Face the day with me!)\
1027'''With me!'''''
1028-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8TxnuOia5w "With Me"]], [[spoiler:Merlina's [[BossRemix battle theme]] as [[FinalBoss the Dark Queen]]]], ''VideoGame/SonicAndTheBlackKnight''
1029
1030->''When everything you know has come and gone\
1031(You are at your lowest, I am rising higher)\
1032[[ThatManIsDead Only scars remain of who I was]]\
1033(What I find in the ashes, you lose in the fire)\
1034When there's no one left to carry on\
1035([[MasterOfIllusion This is an illusion]], open up your eyes and)\
1036This pain persists, I can't resist\
1037But that's what it takes to be {{Infinite}}!''\
1038
1039->''So look around you and tell me what you really see\
1040[[BadassBoast I never end and that's the difference in you and me]]\
1041'Cause when your time is up and everything is falling down\
1042It's only me and you, [[NothingCanStopUsNow who is gonna save you now?]]\
1043So look around you and tell me what you really see\
1044You live a lie and that's the difference in you and me\
1045I have the power, let me show you what it's all about\
1046It's only me and you, who is gonna save you now?''
1047-->-- '''Infinite's theme''', ''VideoGame/SonicForces''
1048
1049->''Nice to meat ya, now I'm here to beat ya!\
1050With full force, mess up your facial features!\
1051Hasta la vista, I'm sonnin' all ya Little Caesars!\
1052All y'all stuff ya face with is pizza, pizza!\
1053Crack like a hard-boiled egg on Easter, Easter!\
1054See these muscles on me, [[BadassBoast I could beat your teacher!]]\
1055I'll defeat [[RankScalesWithAsskicking Leonardo]], y'all become the weakest!\
1056I take off all'a ya masks and dismantle your features!\
1057Shredder! [[CardCarryingVillain I cross the line like a letter!]]\
1058Smash all'a you turtles, put you back together!\
1059Indeed, I squish turtles like a tight girdle!\
1060Any obstacle, I'll clear it like a high hurdle!\
1061[[PretenderDiss My stomach cringes for all you fake ninjas!]]\
1062Fightin' you with awareness, show you what revenge is!\
1063Diabolical moves strike with mad vengeance!\
1064Ask Splinter, [[PrepareToDie he knows I'm comin' with bad intentions!]]''
1065-->-- First verse of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AeHzp11cwU "We Ain't Came to Lose"]], Shredder's theme, ''VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesShreddersRevenge''
1066
1067->"♪Glory to Kohga and the mighty Yiga Clan! Our master is the strongest—he's got a secret plan!♪\
1068♪[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild His fall from sand to darkness did bring him to the Depths.]] [[NotQuiteDead But did he waver? Never!]] He into action leapt.♪\
1069♪The Yiga Clan then followed, hearts fiery and true. We'll soon raise up our weapon, revived by stone of blue.♪\
1070♪In the dark we dwell now, [[TitleDrop we covert clumps of earth.]] Soon we'll rise to take Hyrule for everything it's worth.♪\
1071♪Glory to Kohga and the mighty Yiga clan! The earth itself will tremble—our ascension is at hand!♪''
1072-->-- '''Yiga Clan Anthem of the Depths: We Clumps of Earth''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTearsOfTheKingdom''
1073
1074[[/folder]]
1075
1076[[folder:Web Animation]]
1077->''You seem impressed with what you've shown''\
1078''But I don't find it that compelling''\
1079''You've sung my praise, but not your own''\
1080''And well, I think that's pretty telling''\
1081''But while we're on the subject of''\
1082''How I'm superb and leagues above''\
1083''You''\
1084''Ought to know I'm number one!''\
1085''I know that might be hard to swallow''\
1086''(La La La La!)''\
1087''This hurts you just as much as me''\
1088''(Oooh...)''\
1089''But when this song is sung then you and I'll know''\
1090''That you're just a nobody!''
1091-->-- '''"Better Than You"''', ''WebAnimation/CampCamp'', "Cult Camp"
1092
1093->''Hey, why not come on down''\
1094''To the best club in this town''\
1095''[[CargoCult The Box Club]]''\
1096''Your one stop''\
1097''For cardboard all around''\
1098''A structure made so perfectly''\
1099''Every sides at 90 degrees''\
1100''Join and worship the box for all eternity''\
1101\
1102''There’s zero price''\
1103''Just paradise''\
1104''[[HumanSacrifice And the odd sacrifice]]''\
1105''Our activities have all the spice''\
1106''We’re sure they will entice''\
1107''Box sledding''\
1108''Box building''\
1109''Box throw, steal, and worship''\
1110''We just want to spread the glory and happiness of boxes''\
1111''And ultimately…''\
1112'''[[SurprisinglyCreepyMoment WE CRUSADE FOR THE DAY]]''' '''[[ArtifactOfDoom THE GOD BOX]]''' '''[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt IS OPENED, AND FROM ITS DIVINE PACKAGING, JUDGEMENT DAY WILL DESCEND AND FINALLY TAKE US TO A NEW PARADISE…]]'''\
1113\
1114''[[MoodWhiplash So hopefully you get our plight]]''\
1115''Cuz we’re running low on stuff to write''\
1116''This academy needs us''\
1117''Cause…'' [[BlatantLies we’re definitely in the top 10, yes.]]\
1118And we’ll give everyone a free box, too!\
1119And I guess what we’re basically saying is\
1120''Oh please''\
1121''Oh please''\
1122''No please''\
1123''No please!''\
1124NO PLEASE!\
1125''Please don’t let us''\
1126''Shut dowwwwwwwwwwwn!''
1127-->-- '''The Box Club Leader''', ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', [[Recap/SMG4sMarioBloopersMarioGoesToCollege "Mario Goes To College"]]
1128[[/folder]]
1129
1130[[folder:Web Original]]
1131->''[[YoureInsane Am I insane?]]''\
1132''[[MoralEventHorizon Have I crossed the line?]]''\
1133''Well, that's a good question! Let me ask your friends!''\
1134''OH WAIT, I MURDERED THEM!!''
1135-->--'''[[TomTheDarkLord Melvin]]''', from the ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' FanVid:
1136
1137->P is for priceless, [[OhCrap the look upon your faces]]\
1138E is for extinction, [[OmnicidalManiac all your puny races]]\
1139R for ''rrrevolution'', [[DoNotAdjustYourSet which will be televised]]\
1140F is for [[PrecisionFStrike how f**ked]] you are, now allow me to repriiiise!\
1141E is for [[CloudCuckoolander eccentric]], just listen to my song\
1142C is for completion that I’ve waited for so long\
1143T is for [[TheDreaded the terror upon you I’ll bestow]]\
1144[''chuckles''] My name is Perfect Cell, and I’d like to say...hello.
1145-->--'''Perfect Cell''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
1146
1147->''And so I'll cut you up\
1148[[GrandTheftMe and wear you like a suit]].\
1149Tear the flesh right off your bones,\
1150make an outfit of my own,\
1151and oh I'll look so [[CuteAndPsycho gosh-darn cute]]!\
1152And once I'm in your shredded skin,\
1153[[BecomeARealBoy there ain't nothing that this puppet can't do]].\
1154I'm gonna make one hell of a me...\
1155out of the pieces of you!''
1156-->-- '''[[spoiler:Concupiscence “Connie” [=McNasty=]]]''', ''WebVideo/PuppetHistory''
1157
1158->''Well, birds gotta sing\
1159Bells gotta ring\
1160[[{{Greed}} And I need everything in the world!]] (What?)\
1161Some of the stuff\
1162Just isn't enough\
1163No, I need everything in the world!\
1164[[LackOfEmpathy You might believe that it's tragic]] (That's one word for it…)\
1165That so many innocents have to die\
1166So I can get hold of the magic (You got problems, Jack...)\
1167But look at me, what a good boy am I!\
1168I deserve the whole world\
1169So don't give me sass\
1170I'll find [[Literature/TheAdventuresOfPinocchio that wooden puppet]]\
1171And chop off his—! [[CurseCutShort (Jack!)]]\
1172Ya gotta think big\
1173If you wanna win\
1174So you kill a few people\
1175Is that such a sin? (Obviously!)\
1176[[BlatantLies I never had much growin' up]] (Oh, my God…)\
1177We were scraping by, on our bakery pie\
1178[[UngratefulBastard Only millions to live on]] (Uh, what?)\
1179[[FirstWorldProblems Can you imagine only millions to live on]]\
1180[[DrivenByEnvy When some people had billions!]] (Agh, gimme a break, Jack!)\
1181I knew then and there\
1182I had to make things fair\
1183And all I had to do\
1184[[CardCarryingVillain Was be a jerk]] (Jack…)\
1185A complete piece of !@#$% (My God…)\
1186(Jack?)\
1187(Can we talk about this?)\
1188(We really don't need to…)\
1189(You don't have to kill people!)\
1190(Augh! Stop scatting!)\
1191I want everything!\
1192I want everything!\
1193I want everything!\
1194In the whole dang world!\
1195I want\
1196Everything, everything, everything, everything!\
1197Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!\
1198(You're going to hell, Jack.)\
1199[[AtLeastIAdmitIt Oh, I know!]]''
1200-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/PussInBootsTheLastWish Jack Horner]]''' (and the Ethical Bug), [[https://youtu.be/UHJEoCrK56o?feature=shared "Jack Horner's Song"]] by '''Creator/KevinTemmer'''
1201[[/folder]]
1202
1203[[folder:Western Animation]]
1204->''Quiet, crawl through the in-between''\
1205''Silent, secretive feeling of''\
1206''Fearsome, hatred that reaches the skies...''\
1207''You will bring joy to the Nowhere King''\
1208''When he sees the light leaving your eyes...''
1209-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Centaurworld}}''
1210
1211->We are [[EvilOverlord the Lord of Nightmares']] troops\
1212Feared and revered by [[AlwaysLawfulGood Wuts and Noops]]!\
1213Enemy armies always turn and flee\
1214From Urpneys!
1215-->-- '''"War Song of the Urpneys"''', ''WesternAnimation/TheDreamstone''
1216
1217->'''[[Creator/KelseyGrammer Sideshow Bob]]:''' ''[sings]'' [[Theatre/MyFairLady I've... grown accustomed to his face,]]\
1218And dreams of [[EyeScream gouging out his eyes]].\
1219I've grown accustomed to my hate,\
1220My plans to lacerate,\
1221[[{{Foreshadowing}} To]] [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS27E5TreehouseOfHorrorXXVI disembowel,]]\
1222[[LovesTheSoundOfScreaming To hear him howl.]]\
1223\
1224[[TitleDrop The very reason that I live]]\
1225[[EvilPlan Is plotting how to watch him die.]]\
1226\
1227'''Homer:''' ''[bangs on the wall from the other room]'' Bart! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Turn down that original cast recording and go to sleep!]]\
1228\
1229'''Sideshow Bob:''' ''[continues singing]'' I know this chubby scalawag\
1230Has made my life a living hell.\
1231[[{{Foreshadowing}} Surely, if I]] [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS27E5TreehouseOfHorrorXXVI drank his blood]],\
1232I'd be at peace... [[VictoryIsBoring but, well...]]\
1233\
1234'''Bart:''' ''[[[LetsDuet removes the duct tape from his mouth and sings]]]'' You've grown accustomed to my face?\
1235\
1236'''Sideshow Bob:''' [[SubvertedTrope This isn't a duet.]]\
1237'''Bart:''' Sorry. ''[puts the tape back on his mouth]''\
1238\
1239'''Sideshow Bob:''' I've grown accustomed to your fear,\
1240Accustomed to {{revenge}},\
1241[[FriendlyEnemy Accustomed to...your...face.]]
1242-->-- '''"The Very Reason That I Live"''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS14E6TheGreatLouseDetective The Great Louse Detective]]"
1243
1244->'''[[EvilOverlord Lord Dominator]]:''' I'm not the DamselInDistress.\
1245[[DefiedTrope I'm not]] your [[UnholyMatrimony girlfriend]] or the frightened princess.\
1246I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly.\
1247Nope... [[CardCarryingVillain I'm the bad guy]]!\
1248[[EvilerThanThou All these former villains that you see]]\
1249[[KneelBeforeZod Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me]]\
1250So I'm not your [[VillainTeamUp teammate or your partner in crime]]!\
1251What am I, boys?\
1252'''All the villains:''' [She's the bad guy!]\
1253'''Lord Dominator:''' Oh, it's magic!\
1254To watch a planet\
1255[[ApocalypseHow Shrivel up and die]]!\
1256Oh, it's thrillin',\
1257[[EvilFeelsGood To be a villain]]!\
1258I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry,\
1259[[EvilSoundsDeep Cause I'm the Bad Guy!]]\
1260[...]\
1261Oh, ain't it fantastic?\
1262[[AxCrazy I see something, I blast it]]!\
1263And let me tell you why...\
1264I always had a weakness\
1265For barrenness and bleakness,\
1266[[HopeCrusher I crush all your hopes]] and then I watch you cry!\
1267[[ItAmusedMe See, I find this business rather fun,]]\
1268I don't want [[TheHero your]] assistance or [[BigBadWannabe your]] adulation,\
1269[[OmnicidalManiac I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid you bye-bye!]]\
1270Why? ({{Beat}}) COME ON, GUESS!\
1271'''Wander and Hater:''' [...Cause you're the bad guy?]\
1272'''Lord Dominator:''' Or, well, [[SheIsTheKing girl]]. (EvilLaugh)
1273-->-- '''Lord Dominator''', ''WesternAnimation/WanderOverYonder''
1274
1275->''The worlds can be one together,\
1276Cosmos without hatred\
1277Stars like diamonds in your eyes,\
1278The ground can be space (space, space, space...),\
1279With feet marching towards a peaceful sky.\
1280All the Moonmen want things their way,\
1281[[FinalSolution But we make sure they see the sun.]]\
1282Goodbye, Moonmen\
1283We say goodbye, Moonmen\
1284Goodbye, Moonmen\
1285Goodbye, Moonmen\
1286Oh, goodbye...''
1287-->-- '''Fart''', ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty''
1288
1289->''[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Today's just so wonderful]],\
1290[[EvilLaugh I feel like chuckling (ha ha ha)]]\
1291I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling;\
1292[[NightmareFetishist full of tarantulas]]\
1293And now that I'm here, tonight,\
1294[[RealityIsOutToLunch It's gonna get weird!]]\
1295Ah-ha-ha-ha!\
1296Look at these creatures,\
1297[[MixAndMatchCritters Not enough features]]\
1298Cats should breath fire,\
1299Bears should sing choir!\
1300(Choir of bears)\
1301Very nice!\
1302Look at this tower under my power\
1303Look at these people,\
1304[[PunyEarthlings puny and feeble!]]\
1305(Ooooooo hoooo!)\
1306Look, I'm just a triangle trying to save you\
1307From the delusions [[BombThrowingAnarchist society gave you]]\
1308[[GravityIsOnlyATheory Gravity's a lie]]\
1309And [[AlienSky so is the sky]]\
1310Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing EYE!\
1311Look at this money\
1312Who's that, honey?\
1313[[BeenThereShapedHistory Look throughout history]],\
1314How could you miss me?\
1315([[SigilSpam Seriously, I'm all over the place]])\
1316Look at this weather,\
1317I could do better\
1318[[FictionalColour Mandelbrot rainbows,]]\
1319[[HostileWeather Screaming tornadoes!]]\
1320Look at this loser,\
1321drinking coffee...\
1322[[EvilIsPetty Now it's decaf! (Mwahahahaha!)]]\
1323Look at these people,\
1324Calling me evil,\
1325Right back at you,\
1326[[TakenForGranite Now you're all statues!]]\
1327Now everything you know has disappeared,\
1328It's gonna get weird...''
1329-->-- '''Bill Cipher''', ''cut song from'' ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''
1330
1331->'''Cozy Glow:''' It's time to try a better way to be bad!\
1332'''Tirek and Chrysalis:''' Do we really need a better way to be bad?
1333-->--''Better Way to be Bad,'' ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic
1334
1335->''You've been lookin' for some trouble\
1336Why should I be so humble?\
1337Is that the way you thank me?\
1338I'm the one who created this whole thing\
1339\
1340I'm the swamp that made you,\
1341Now I'm the swamp that take you!\
1342You left me, should've stayed, babe\
1343You know, you never should've disobeyed!''
1344-->--"The Bog Lady", ''WesternAnimation/IHeartArlo''
1345
1346[[/folder]]
1347
1348[[folder:Other]]
1349-> Eat away everything in the world!\
1350[[ExtremeOmnivore It will be a neverending supper!]]\
1351[[ToServeMan Now let's begin the process of cooking those poor invaders]]\
1352Who've wandered into our territory\
1353Suck and chew down all the spite and malice!\
1354It will be a neverending nightmare!\
1355[[ArtifactOfDoom What has been filled up, her cracked glasses]]\
1356[[PoweredByAForsakenChild Is the dark red blood]]
1357
1358->Eventually the end will come, but until that final day\
1359Let's keep partying, shall we?\
1360Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai!
1361-->-- '''[[CreepyTwins The Servants]]''' and '''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Master of the Graveyard]]''', "Master of the Graveyard", ''Music/EvilliousChronicles''
1362
1363->All day\
1364All night\
1365I've been [[EvilFeelsGood thinkin' why feelin' wrong feels so right]]\
1366And I know\
1367Yeah I try\
1368To [[HeelFaceTurn turn myself around]] [[RedemptionRejection but I know what I like]]\
1369
1370->[[FauxAffablyEvil I ain't nice]]\
1371No I'm [[JerkAss quite a dick]]\
1372I'm the [[CardCarryingVillain bad guy]] who's [[AllergicToEvil makin' you sick]]\
1373It's easy for me\
1374I've got no shame\
1375I'm in it for the [[EvilPaysBetter money]] and [[VillainCred fame]]\
1376
1377->Everybody wants to be like me\
1378The villain is the one that you came to see\
1379Sick of all the good guys savin' the day\
1380'Cause the villain always wins when the hero's away
1381-->--'''Theory of a Deadman''', ''Villain''
1382
1383->Five, six, seven, eight!\
1384From the head to the leg! I'm the man! I'm the egg!\
1385I'm a genius! I'm quick! I make Badniks!\
1386Motobug, Chopper, Buzzbomber, Crabmeat!\
1387Newtron too! I sad their names to the beat!\
1388My mustache is most flash! I'm evil as heck!\
1389I've been very wrong! Now I'm here in my mech!\
1390Gonna take down Sonic! Gonna get him with my mech!\
1391Gonna rule the world with all my Badniks!\
1392Gonna hit some pencils! Hit Sonic! Oh yes!\
1393Hit a coffee cup, spill it on the desk!\
1394Gonna knock down Sonic and Sonic and Sonic!\
1395Gonna hit a laptop that's got Sonic on it!\
1396Some people call me evil! Call me vile! Call me pest!\
1397You can call me "Doc"! Dr. Eggman! I'm the best!
1398-->--'''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Dr. Eggman]]''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_GEOH1scCY Lego Eggman Rap]]"
1399
1400-> [[ChainedToARailway Your girl is lashed to the railroad tracks]]\
1401[[DastardlyWhiplash I twirl my mustache]] and laugh my EvilLaugh\
1402I [[RightHandCat stroke my cat]] and then I steeple my hands\
1403[[JustBetweenYouAndMe You hang above my smoking vat as I reveal my plans]]\
1404Now just lie still and die while I try to decide\
1405What bad guy line applies to my [[EvilGloating diatribe]]\
1406\
1407How 'bout [[Film/{{Goldfinger}} No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!"]]\
1408Or maybe [[Film/SupermanII "Kneel before Zod"]] or [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi "Give yourself to The Dark Side"]]\
1409[[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan "From Hell's heart I stab at thee"]]\
1410Or [[Film/Batman1989 "Wait until they get a load of me"]]\
1411How 'bout [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs "Mirror, Mirror, on the wall]]\
1412[[Literature/SnowWhite Who's the fairest of them all?"]]\
1413\
1414[Mwahahahaha!]\
1415\
1416[[ComicBook/DoctorDoom Fools! None may challenge the will of Doom!]]\
1417[[Film/TheWizardOfOz I'll get you, my pretty,]] AndYourLittleDogToo!\
1418[[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan Revenge is a dish best served cold]]\
1419[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} I did it twenty minutes ago]]\
1420[[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Take whatever booty you can find But remember: the Beast is mine!]]\
1421[[Film/DieHard I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite]]\
1422[[Film/Batman1989 Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?]]\
1423[[Film/TheGodfather Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!]]\
1424[[Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves And call off Christmas!]] Curses, foiled again!\
1425He Who Fights And Runs Away\
1426Lives to fight another day\
1427\
1428[Mwahahahaha!!!!]\
1429\
1430Should I say [[Film/BatmanForever "Riddle me this"]] or [[Literature/AlicesAdventuresInWonderland "Off with their heads!"?]]\
1431[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated]]\
1432Now while you hang there and consider your fate,\
1433Should I say [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "Release the hounds!"]] or just say [[Series/DoctorWho "EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"]]?\
1434I have something to say\
1435It's better to burn out than to fade away\
1436[[Film/TheDarkKnight By the way, Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?]]\
1437[[Film/BatmanReturns I think the word you're looking for is "Ahhhhh!"]]\
1438[[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that]]\
1439[[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Impressive, but you are not a Jedi yet]]\
1440[[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!]]\
1441\
1442[[EvilLaugh Mwahahahaha!!!!]]
1443-->-- '''Music/OoklaTheMok''', "Mwahaha"
1444[[/folder]]

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