Line #15 Quotes/Uncharted


1	[[foldercontrol]]
2
3	[[folder:Drake's Fortune]]
4	--> '''Nate:''' Don't you guys usually just cut off a finger or something?\
5	'''Roman:''' That's far too vulgar.
6
7	-->'''Elena:''' ''(on parachuting)'' Have you ever done this before?\
8	'''Nate:''' Of course! You just... [[IndyPloy jump, count to five, and pull the cord]]. Now go!\
9	''(after Elena has jumped out of the plane)''\
10	'''Nate:''' Okay... you just jump, count to five, and you pull the cord. How hard could that be?\
11	''(looks out of the plane door)''\
12	'''Nate:''' Oh, [[CatchPhrase crap]]! Aaaaagh! [[MotorMouth Onetwothreefourfive]]! Aaa-ha-hagh! Huagh!\
13	''(Nate sees a hole in his parachute)''\
14	'''Nate:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Ah, crap crap crap crap crap crap]]!!!
15
16	--> '''Nate:''' ''(to Eddy Raja)'' Is that it? Is that my deal? [[MortonsFork Die now, or help you, and die later]]. It's a tough call, but you know what? I'll take "die now."\
17	'''Eddy:''' ''Tai kamu''! Listen, maggot- I was promised treasure on this goddamn rock! And now [[AFatherToHisMen my men are dying]]! They can't even go outside to take a piss, ''and I have nothing to show for it''!
18
19	-->'''Elena:''' Nate -- be careful.\
20	'''Nate:''' C'mon, I always am! ''(hits his head on the top of the secret passage)'' Ow! I did ''not'' see that!
21
22	--> '''Nate:''' ''(seeing a Descendant for the first time)'' [[OhCrap Oh crap.]]\
23	'''[[EnemyMine Eddy]]:''' Drake, if we don't make it out of here, I just want you to know... I hate your guts!\
24	'''Nate:''' Yeah, likewise pal. Now let's do this.
25
26	--> '''Navarro:''' ''(after [[spoiler:getting Roman infected and shooting him dead]])'' Adios, jefe. So little imagination.
27
28	--> '''Nate:''' ''(to [[spoiler:Navarro]])'' [[PreMortemOneLiner Adios, asshole]].
29	[[/folder]]
30
31	[[folder:Among Thieves]]
32	--> '''Nate:''' That's my blood... That's my blood, that's a lot of my blood...
33
34	--> '''Nate:''' I'll just need a diversion. You give me five minutes in that tent, that's all it'll take.\
35	'''Chloe:''' Really, [[AccidentalInnuendo five minutes]]? Well, that's great, I won't even have to get my top off.
36
37	--> '''[[DirtyOldMan Sully]]:''' I'm sweatin' like a hooker in church.\
38	'''Nate:''' You brought a hooker to church?\
39	'''Sully:''' Why not?
40
41	--> '''Lazarevic:''' [[EstablishingCharacterMoment I am surrounded by]] ''[[EstablishingCharacterMoment traitors and fools!!!]]''
42
43	--> '''Chloe:''' There's [[ThatsWhatSheSaid a hotel]] not far from here...\
44	'''Nate:''' ''(laughs)'' ...Chloe, [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre now is not the time]].\
45	'''Chloe:''' [[InnocentInnuendo It's easily the tallest building in the city]].\
46	'''Nate:''' Right. Right, well, okay... that's, uh, that's good thinking.
47
48	--> '''Nate:''' Great, [[CallBack power's out, and a girl's trapped. I swear to God, if there's a zombie around the next corner]]...
49
50	-->''(Nate jumps into the pool on top of the hotel)''\
51	'''Nate:''' ''(laughs)'' Hey, check it out... Marco...\
52	'''Chloe:''' Really?\
53	'''Nate:''' Come on.\
54	'''Chloe:''' No.\
55	'''Nate:''' Marco...\
56	'''Chloe:''' ''(sighs)'' Polo...\
57	'''Nate:''' ''(gets out of the pool)'' Haha, fish outta water!\
58	'''Chloe:''' You are ''so'' unprofessional.
59
60	--> '''Jeff:''' ''(on Nate)'' Is it always like this with him?\
61	'''Elena and Chloe, simultaneously:''' Pretty much.
62
63	--> '''Nate:''' ''(walking along the extended blade of a giant Phurba)'' [[ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime This seemed like such a good idea down there]].
64
65	--> ''(Two [[TheBrute heavy weapons troops]] appear during the train yard fight)''\
66	'''Nate:''' Oh, this is all I need, Tweedledee and Tweedledumber.
67
68	--> '''Nate:''' How the hell am I supposed to take down a ''[[LastSecondWordSwap hel]]-[[AntiAir lo]]!''
69
70	--> '''Nate:''' ''(to Schäfer)'' Yeah -- y'know, people are always telling me how [[UnluckilyLucky lucky]] I am. But the truth is, [[WalkingDisasterArea everything I touch turns to shit.]]
71
72	--> '''Nate:''' ''(climbing below Elena)'' Nice view.\
73	'''Elena:''' ''(sighs)'' Men.\
74	'''Nate:''' No, no, I was talking about the mountains. Really.
75
76	--> '''Schäfer:''' You were right.\
77	'''Nate:''' About what?\
78	'''Schäfer:''' [[spoiler:[[FinalSpeech Everything you touch does turn to shit]].]]
79
80	--> '''Nate:''' ''(to Flynn)'' Statue of [[YourMom your mom]].\
81	'''Flynn:''' Oh, look, it's a life-size statue of your ego.
82
83	--> '''Chloe:''' ''(seeing an armoured soldier [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice impaled on a tree branch]])'' Okay... we need to get the hell out of here, ''now''.\
84	'''Elena:''' I couldn´t sleep for days after I saw that [[VideoGame/UnchartedDrakesFortune last time]].
85
86	--> '''Nate:''' [[EurekaMoment Wait a minute...]]\
87	'''Elena:''' What is it?\
88	'''Nate:''' You gotta be shittin' me.\
89	'''Elena:''' [[OhNoNotAgain I hate it when he does this]].\
90	'''Chloe:''' Tell me about it.\
91	'''Nate:''' How could I have missed it?\
92	'''Elena:''' Missed what?\
93	'''Nate:''' There's not actually a stone. It's [[MacGuffin the resin, the sap...]] from the Tree of Life.\
94	'''Chloe:''' Okay, hold on, now you've lost me.
95
96	--> ''(Lazarevic [[NotQuiteDead recovers from the resin pool explosion]])''\
97	'''Nate:''' No... [[RapidFireNo No, no, no]], [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe you have got to be kiddin' me]].
98
99	--> '''Lazarevic:''' You think I am a monster. But you're [[NotSoDifferentRemark no different from me]], Drake. How many men have you killed? How many, just today?\
100	''(Nate aims his gun at Lazarevic)''\
101	'''Lazarevic:''' That's it, boy! No compassion. No mercy.\
102	''(Nate hesitates)''\
103	'''Lazarevic:''' ''[[GetItOverWith Do it]]!''\
104	'''Nate:''' No.\
105	'''Lazarevic:''' You don't have the will.\
106	'''Nate:''' Maybe not... ''(gesturing to a group of Guardians)'' [[PreMortemOneLiner ...but they do]].
107
108	--> '''Elena:''' ''(on Nate's fright scale)'' Then what's a ten?\
109	'''Nate:''' ''([[{{Beat}} beat]])'' ...Clowns.\
110	'''Elena:''' Clowns over [[spoiler: my death]]?\
111	'''Nate:''' I--I hate clowns.
112	[[/folder]]
113
114	[[folder:Drake's Deception]]
115	--> '''Nate:''' You're a thief!\
116	'''Talbot:''' Well now, that's ironic.
117
118	--> '''Sully:''' Now we just follow 'em back to their hole.\
119	'''Nate:''' You do realize you make everything sound dirty.\
120	'''Sully:''' I do?\
121	''(later)''\
122	'''Sully:''' Man, I was sorely tempted to just pick up that briefcase back there and walk.\
123	'''Cutter:''' Yeah, you got a lousy poker face, mate.\
124	'''Nate:''' Hey, trust me. That's nothing compared to what we're onto.\
125	'''Sully:''' Yeah, well, at my age [[AccidentalInnuendo a bird in the hand]], you know?\
126	'''Chloe:''' Eww...\
127	'''Nate:''' Didn't I tell ya?\
128	'''Sully:''' Oh, please. Look, I just hope you're right about this.
129
130	--> '''Sully:''' Who the hell drives their car underground?\
131	'''Cutter:''' Oh, well, let me think. Someone who doesn't want to be followed. You know, it's just a guess.\
132	'''Sully:''' Smart ass.
133
134	--> '''Nate:''' Hey, wait. There's a counterweight up there. Looks like it's stuck. All right, one of us should climb up there, and see if they can dislodge it.\
135	'''Sully:''' Good idea. [[ItsUpToYou Guess who?]]\
136	''(Cutter laughs)''\
137	'''Nate:''' Ah crap.
138
139	--> '''Sully:''' ''(after being asked to pull a lever in a hole)'' Yeah, I kind of like this arm, Nate. I use it all the time.
140
141	--> '''Rameses:''' [[SeeYouInHell See you in hell]], habibi!
142
143	--> '''Sully:''' Now that's a hell of a thing... ''(a loud bang is heard)'' ...What?
144	[[/folder]]
145
146	[[folder:A Thief's End]]
147	--> '''Sam:''' Give it a pull.\
148	'''Nate:''' What? Could be a trap.\
149	'''Sam:''' You're already in there, what's the... what's the worst that can happen?\
150	'''Nate:''' Uh, I lose ''my hand?''\
151	'''Sam:''' So we'll get you a nice hook.\
152	''(Nate glares at Sam)''\
153	'''Sam:''' Give it a pull.\
154	'''Nate:''' ''(sighs)'' ...nice hook...
155
156	--> '''Nate:''' ''(to two oxen, one of which he is petting)'' Hiya guys. Seen any, uh, [[PirateBooty pirate treasure]] around here?\
157	'''Sully:''' Hey. Nate.\
158	'''Nate:''' ''(to the oxen)'' Sorry. He's so impatient.\
159	''(Sully stumbles into a merchant, causing her to spill her basket of oranges)''\
160	'''Sully:''' Oh, hell. I am sorry... I--here, lemme help you. ''(after tending to the mess)'' My mistake.\
161	'''Nate:''' I apologize for my friend. I haven't fed him in a while.
162
163	--> '''Sam:''' Avast, you dirty dog-- ''(the sword he is holding falls apart)''\
164	'''Nate:''' ''(chuckles)'' Nice.\
165	'''Sam:''' I was doin' the--\
166	'''Nate:''' Oh yeah, no, I know.\
167	'''Sam:''' That was doin' a thing...\
168	'''Nate:''' Right... right... you're a horrible pirate.
169	[[/folder]]
170
171	[[folder:Catchphrases]]
172	--> '''Nate:''' I will ''kick'' you to sleep!
173	--> '''Nate:''' Kitty got wet!
174	--> '''Nate:''' That's your ''neck!''

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