Line #14 Quotes/TrainingMontage


1	->'''Buffy''': I'm just worried this whole session's gonna turn into some training montage from an eighties movie.\
2	'''Giles''': Well, if we hear any inspirational power chords, we'll just lie down until they go away.
3	-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "[[MusicalEpisode Once More With Feeling]]"
4
5	->''...and that day... BEGINS TODAY!''
6	-->-- ''[[SoBadItsGood Bludshot the Recolour]]'' Episode 1, just before a running montage.
7
8	->''The hour's approaching, to give it your best\
9	You've got to reach your prime.\
10	That's when you need to put yourself to the test\
11	And show us a passage of time\
12	We're going to need a montage (montage!)\
13	Ooh it takes a montage (montage!)''
14	-->-- "Montage", from ''Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice''
15
16	->'''Hank''': ...can't we just skip ahead to the part where I'm good?\
17	'''Jimbo''': No. This is my favorite part. The part where you ''suffer''.
18	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PawsOfFuryTheLegendOfHank''
19
20	->''Guts! Guts and might!\
21	Liftin' weights and feelin' alright!\
22	It's a showdown!\
23	Goin' downtown! You gonna mess around!\
24	Showdown!\
25	Get your nose down!\
26	Showdown!''
27	-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]''', "montage"
28
29	->''You're gonna run up a ramp with two buckets of water\
30	Swing over muck for some reason\
31	At some point you'll drop to your knees when it's raining\
32	[[SkywardScream And look up into the sky]]...''
33
34	->''You'll stand on a post with your arms out\
35	[[MisplacedVegetation Hey, these flowers are way out of season]]\
36	[[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack You'll fly to a swamp planet, meet a little green man]]\
37	[[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack and move big heavy things with your mind...]]''
38	-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpcweDd9XN8 Way of the Platypus]]''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''
39
40	->''You're gonna eat lightning, and you're gonna crap thunder!''
41	-->-- '''Mick Goldmill''', from ''Film/{{Rocky}}''
42
43	->''When a tiger roars, and the mountain cries\
44	You gotta dream the dream, you gotta win the prize\
45	You're gonna go the miles\
46	You're gonna face the trials\
47	\
48	Never lose sight of the sights you see\
49	You gotta believe your beliefs are real\
50	Now you're drinkin' from a fire hydrant\
51	Teach your uncle how to wear a cummerbund\
52	Now you're gonna jump a crazy gorge\
53	Keep on shaving that hairy uncle!\
54	\
55	Uh, I don't really know what's happening in this part\
56	Yeow!\
57	Your heart's on fire and the fire is in your heart!''
58	-->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl5wTX1KwRI Training Mix]]", ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "Dipper vs. Manliness"
59
60	->''Let's get down to business\
61	to defeat the Huns!\
62	[[DramaticIrony Did they send me daughters]]\
63	[[SweetPollyOliver when I asked for sons?]]\
64	You're the saddest bunch I've ever met\
65	but you can bet before we're through!\
66	Mister, I'll make a man out of you!''
67	-->-- "I'll Make A Man Out Of You", ''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}''
68
69	->'''Sydney''': I'm trying to jump start the training montage. You know, so I just have to do one or two of each thing and then I'm done.\
70	'''Peggy''': Ah, well, I see the logic, but unfortunately exercise doesn't work like that, Sydney. You have to actually be here for every rep.
71	-->-- Sydney tries and fails to invoke this trope, ''Webcomic/GrrlPower''
72
73	->''Hmm. Dramatic music. Two competitors preparing for a showdown. I smell a montage!''
74	-->-- '''Narrator''', ''WesternAnimation/WordGirl'', "Monkey-Robot Showdown"
75
76	->''There comes a time in every tale\
77	When the hero must prevail\
78	Gonna be an epic fail\
79	Unless you show some pluck\
80	Once the training sequence starts\
81	You gotta grow some manly parts\
82	I'm talking big ones-off the charts!\
83	Or else the plot will suck!''
84	-->-- "Stand Up", ''Series/{{Galavant}}''
85
86	->'''Anastasia Burns''': So, with all this gymnastics equipment in the workout room, and you home early, and my first competition in two days… are you considering what I'm considering?
87	->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Monty Burns]]''': Oh, I most certainly am.
88	->'''Anastasia and Monty''': ([[SpeakInUnison in unison]]) TRAINING MONTAGE!
89	-->-- ''Fanfic/TheSimpsonsTeamLASH'', "A Liv of Their Own"
90
91	->''Water dripping from the pipes down in the basement\
92	Bare feet on a concrete floor\
93	Notches on the wall of my solitary cell\
94	Sweat dripping out of every pore\
95	It feels like it takes forever\
96	It's maybe five minutes on screen\
97	But the horns will swell and the strings will sound\
98	When that flipped quarter hits the ground''

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