Line #9 Quotes/TrailersAlwaysSpoil


1	[[AC:Film -- Live-Action]]
2
3	->The ''Film/SpiderManFarFromHome'' trailer is about to play, but if you haven't seen ''Film/AvengersEndgame'' yet, stop watching, because there's some serious spoilers about to come up. But if you have seen ''Avengers: Endgame'', enjoy the trailer.
4	-->-- '''Creator/TomHolland''', ''Film/SpiderManFarFromHome'' trailer
5
6	->''"Nobody told me there'd be a dragon!"''
7	-->--'''Plimpton''', ''Film/{{Dolittle}}'' trailer
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9	[[AC:Live-Action TV]]
10
11	->'''Tom Servo''': So they're all clones?\
12	'''Crow T Robot''': No, that was ''Film/{{The Island\|2005}}'''s secret."
13	-->-- [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]] on the ''{{Film/Transformers\|2007}}'' Trailer [[http://ARNie00.deviantart.com/art/Transformers-MST3K-redux-3-46376881]]
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15	->'''James Voysover:''' Coming up, in "The Gift Shop Sketch": the end of "The Gift Shop Sketch"!\
16	'''Shopkeeper:''' Eh?!\
17	'''James Voysover:''' But first, the bit before the end!\
18	'''Brain:''' That's perfect! It's like you've met my aunt.\
19	'''Shopkeeper:''' Yes! She's my aunt, too!\
20	'''Brain:''' Daddy!\
21	'''James Voysover:''' And now, the end!\
22	'''Shopkeeper:''' Eh?!
23	-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFtl2XXnUc "The Gift Shop Sketch"]], ''Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook''
24
25	->'''Jeremy:''' Why don't we just split up and cover more ground? \
26	'''Voiceover:''' Seriously? That was the second plot twist! \
27	'''Natalie:''' Yeah, I'll go with Tom. \
28	'''Voiceover:''' ...And that was the third. \
29	'''Jeremy:''' Of course you will. \
30	'''Natalie:''' There's nothing going on between us! \
31	'''Voiceover:''' Really? Well, since we're all sharing secrets, she kisses him later in the trailer. And then she dies.
32	-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXSj1y9kl2Y "Movie Trailer that Spoils Everything"]], ''Series/StudioC''
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34	[[AC:Video Games]]
35
36	->''OK, so Jake is just this regular dude who has this thing for the very righteous babe, Allison. And the two of them meet this gnarly old magician named Zebediah, who actually happens to be this creature-person exiled from the underground world, [[LampshadeHanging only there's no way you're supposed to know that yet, OK?]]''
37	-->-- ''VideoGame/TotallyRad'' [[AllThereInTheManual Instruction Manual]]
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39	[[AC:Web Original]]
40
41	->''I don't think we can complain when trailers give away too much AND complain when a trailer [[NeverTrustATrailer shows stuff that's not in the final movie]].''
42	-->--'''[[https://twitter.com/#!/EricDSnider/status/120931735448989696 @EricDSnider]]'''
43
44	->''Showing the Kraken in the ''Film/{{Clash of the Titans\|2010}}'' trailer is like asking a girl out with your dick hanging out.''
45	-->-- ''[[http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/011375.html Overheard Everywhere]]''
46
47	->''Note to trailer makers: please stop spoiling so many good jokes. I know you want to sell the movie, but please save some for the actual movie.''
48	-->--''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfzddwBwsU8 discussing]] ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed''.
49
50	[[AC:Western Animation]]
51
52	->'''Gumball:''' That's EXACTLY what I'm saying, dude! These days the trailers show you the whole thing apart from the end credits! \
53	'''Darwin:''' Yeah! What's the point of watching a movie if you already know what happens in it? It's like going up to this guy and saying "Oh, you know the movie with the wizard kid under the stairs? [[HypocriticalHumor Well at the end, the bearded dude gets iced by the goth guy]]!".
54	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "The Pizza"
55
56	->''"Cleveland? Who knew we would run into you, except everybody because {{Creator/Fox}} spoiled it in the promos?"''
57	-->--'''Peter Griffin''', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "The Splendid Source"
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59	[[AC:Real Life]]
60
61	->''Film/TheTrumanShow'' is founded on an enormous secret that all of the studio's advertising has been determined to reveal.
62	-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''''s [[https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-truman-show-1998 review]]
63
64	->''"Shall I spend three-and-sixpence to purchase the book,\
65	Which we all can pick up on the bookstall and look?\
66	Well, it may appear strange, but I think I shall not,\
67	For the back of the cover will tell you the plot."''
68	-->-- '''Creator/GKChesterton''', [[http://chesterton.wordpress.com/2007/02/21/commercial-candour/ "Commercial Candour"]]
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70	->The thing with ''Leap Year'' is this - we saw it yesterday, although I actually really saw it several weeks ago when I saw the trailer. [...] And I made a note of it, that took us up to one hour and 17 minutes into the movie, which clocks in at just over 90. So the trailer left 12 minutes of the movie unknown. Blimey, I didn't expect the nuclear strike that happens in that last 12 minutes.
71	-->--'''Creator/MarkKermode''' on ''Film/{{Leap Year\|2010}}''
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