| 1 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 2 | |
| 3 | [[folder:Audio Plays]] |
| 4 | ->'''[[HumanoidAbomination The Child]]:''' YOU SAY I HAVE BEEN [[LivingDream CONSTRUCTED]]?\ |
| 5 | '''The Doctor:''' Yes.\ |
| 6 | '''The Child:''' AS A [[PersonOfMassDestruction KILLING MACHINE?]]\ |
| 7 | '''The Doctor:''' Killing, torturing, inflicting pain.\ |
| 8 | '''The Child:''' DO YOU THINK I WOULD BE GOOD AT IT, DOCTOR?\ |
| 9 | '''The Doctor:''' [[RealityWarper I imagine you would]].\ |
| 10 | '''The Child:''' THEN YOU SHOULD BE VERY FRIGHTENED OF ME.\ |
| 11 | '''The Doctor:''' [''quietly''] Oh, I am. I am. |
| 12 | -->--AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: ''[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho014TheHolyTerror The Holy Terror]]'' |
| 13 | [[/folder]] |
| 14 | |
| 15 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 16 | ->''"Well, this is gonna hurt."'' |
| 17 | -->-- '''Wormwood,''' stuck on the wrong side of yet another historical battle, ''ComicBook/WormwoodGentlemanCorpse: It Only Hurts When I Pee'' |
| 18 | |
| 19 | ->'''Jiln-Ka:''' You need not explain that to me, Kara Zor-El.\ |
| 20 | '''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' ...How do you know my name, Captain Jiln-Ka?\ |
| 21 | '''Jiln-Ka:''' "Captain" was only a lure. It's "doctor".\ |
| 22 | '''Supergirl:''' ...No.\ |
| 23 | '''Xa-Du:''' Dr. Xa-Du. And I know the House of El. I said I'd take you to Aethyropolis. I will. I have use for your meats. |
| 24 | -->-- ''ComicBook/EscapeFromThePhantomZone'' |
| 25 | |
| 26 | ->'''Supergirl:''' ''"Wait! I hear them. Rao. They know we're here."''\ |
| 27 | '''Gangbuster:''' ''"Okay. Here we go. You ready to get the crap kicked out of you in order to save the world?"''\ |
| 28 | '''Supergirl:''' (smiling) ''"Always."'' |
| 29 | -->-- ''ComicBook/DeathAndTheFamily'' |
| 30 | |
| 31 | ->'''Supergirl:''' ''"Uh, guys? I think I made her mad! Any ideas here? Guys? Can you hear--?"''\ |
| 32 | '''Rampage:''' ''"Rampage Hurt!"''\ |
| 33 | '''Supergirl:''' ''"--Uh-Oh."'' |
| 34 | -->-- ''ComicBook/AdventuresOfSupergirl'' |
| 35 | [[/folder]] |
| 36 | |
| 37 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 38 | ->''"Well, this should be nothing short of a disaster."'' |
| 39 | -->-- '''Hobbes''', ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', [[Recap/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeriesS4E5LennysDiary "Lenny's Diary"]] |
| 40 | |
| 41 | ->'''[[Manga/DeathNote Near:]]''' Are we sure we want to do this?\ |
| 42 | '''Mello:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness It's not like you to have doubts.]]\ |
| 43 | '''Near:''' I don't usually face such definite trouble.\ |
| 44 | '''Matt:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue That is the one thing we can guarantee will happen.]] [[DontTellMama We still in agreement over who to confess to?]]\ |
| 45 | '''Mello:''' [[EvilOverlord Light?]]\ |
| 46 | '''Near:''' Light. |
| 47 | -->-- ''Fanfic/ConstantTemptation'' |
| 48 | |
| 49 | ->'''Rikku''': ''Sigh''...There's going to be a helluva lot of friction between us, isn't there?\ |
| 50 | '''Mordred''': Hell yes there is! And I ain't gonna apologize! |
| 51 | -->-- ''Webcomic/FateGamersOnly'' |
| 52 | |
| 53 | ->'''[[ActionGirl Avenger]]''': We shall [[TrainingFromHell start]] bright and early when we have some privacy to work. I expect you to be at your best. I will not accept anything less from you.\ |
| 54 | '''Ben''': Yes, Ma'am.\ |
| 55 | '''Kevin's voice''' (''in Ben's head''): You are going to get your butt handed to you, Tennyson. |
| 56 | -->-- ''Fanfic/FateStayNightUltimateMaster'' |
| 57 | |
| 58 | ->[[Manga/{{Hellsing}} Alucard]]... go play... |
| 59 | -->--'''Tristan Winter''', ''Fanfic/TheJadedEyesSeries'' |
| 60 | |
| 61 | ->'''[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]]''': Any last words?\ |
| 62 | '''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]]''': ...we just might actually be screwed. |
| 63 | -->-- ''Fanfic/PaperMarioX 2'', Chapter 76[[note]]plus Chapter 77[[/note]] |
| 64 | |
| 65 | ->Well, ''nuts.'' |
| 66 | -->--'''Clint''', reacting to [[spoiler:the [[BrainwashedAndCrazy newly-akumatized]] Tony Stark]], ''Fanfic/WhatTheCatDraggedIn'' |
| 67 | |
| 68 | ->Tapu Koko, God of Conflict took in the sight of a human preparing to use a Z-move ''personally'', and came to an inescapable conclusion.\ |
| 69 | "''...Oh, wow, this is gonna '''suck!'''''" |
| 70 | -->--''Fanfic/BoldoresandBoomsticks'' |
| 71 | |
| 72 | ->'''Vivi''': [[ExplainExplainOhCrap I-I-I don't understand! Those gestures were kind and peaceful and-and-and they]] should have never, ''never''—ah.\ |
| 73 | '''Cross''': "Ah"? What "ah"? What the hell is "ah"? |
| 74 | -->-- ''Fanfic/ThisBites'' |
| 75 | |
| 76 | ->'''Soundbite:''' ''This is gonna'' suck, isn't IT?\ |
| 77 | '''Cross:''' [[BluntYes Like a black hole.]] |
| 78 | -->-- ''Fanfic/ThisBites'' |
| 79 | |
| 80 | ->'''Shiki:''' ''"Hey, Leader. There are two Israfel halves right?"''\ |
| 81 | '''Leader:''' ''"Right."''\ |
| 82 | '''Shiki:''' ''"Meaning the core would be split in two, right?"''\ |
| 83 | '''Leader:''' ''"Also correct."''\ |
| 84 | '''Shiki:''' ''"Then what does that one having a core with five sections mean?"''\ |
| 85 | '''Leader:''' ''"….Scheiße."''\ |
| 86 | '''Shiki:''' ''"Leader, what does it mean?"''\ |
| 87 | '''Leader:''' ''"It means-"'' (Unit-02 charges the Angel and cuts it in half) ''"-hold onto something because this is gonna be a bumpy ride."'' |
| 88 | -->-- ''Fanfic/RiseOfTheMinisukas'' |
| 89 | |
| 90 | ->'''Chelito''': The [[WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}} Madrigals]] are having a new baby!\ |
| 91 | '''Dante''': Oh, wow! Who's the lucky madre[[note]]"mother"[[/note]]?\ |
| 92 | '''Chelito (sheepish)''': Well, that's kinda the bad news. It's [[MoodSwinger Sra. Pepa]].\ |
| 93 | '''Dante''': ({{beat}}) Aw, carajo[[note]]"[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]"[[/note]]. |
| 94 | -->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/43674228 Magic Number 20]]'' |
| 95 | [[/folder]] |
| 96 | |
| 97 | [[folder:Film - Animated]] |
| 98 | |
| 99 | ->"No trouble," he said. Well, that's easy for what's-his-name to say. He's got nine lives, I've only got one! |
| 100 | -->-- '''Roquefort the Mouse''', after being sent out to get help from a gang of alley cats, ''WesternAnimation/TheAristocats'' |
| 101 | |
| 102 | ->'''Mr. Pickles''': [Mr. Snatcher's] got the cheese fits again.\ |
| 103 | '''Mr. Trout''': ''[shudders]'' Ohhh... ''[Whispers to Mr. Gristle]'' Quickly and quietly get the leeches. |
| 104 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheBoxtrolls'' |
| 105 | |
| 106 | ->Aww, man! |
| 107 | -->-- '''Duke the Crow''', after Fritz accidentally pisses the crow bartender off by calling him "boy", ''WesternAnimation/FritzTheCat'' |
| 108 | |
| 109 | ->Methinks we be boned. |
| 110 | -->-- '''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}: Bender's Game'' |
| 111 | |
| 112 | [[/folder]] |
| 113 | |
| 114 | [[folder:Film - Live-Action]] |
| 115 | ->Oh, shit. |
| 116 | -->-- '''Comicbook/{{Batman}}''', realising he's about to be blasted by Doomsday's EyeBeams, ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'' |
| 117 | |
| 118 | ->This biggest swing in jungle history. Will hurt very much. George have to do it. |
| 119 | -->-- '''George''', ''Film/GeorgeOfTheJungle'' |
| 120 | |
| 121 | ->'''Yondu''': It [[BodyHorror ain’t healthy]] for a mammalian body to [[HyperspaceIsAScaryPlace hop more than fifty jumps at a time]]!\ |
| 122 | '''Rocket''': I know that!\ |
| 123 | '''Yondu''': We’re about to do ''[[LudicrousSpeed seven-hundred!]]'' |
| 124 | -->-- ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2'' |
| 125 | |
| 126 | ->'''Hellboy:''' Oh, this is gonna hurt. ''[pulls out the safety pin on a grenade-belt before both he and the belt are swallowed whole by the Behemoth]'' |
| 127 | -->-- ''Film/Hellboy2004'' |
| 128 | |
| 129 | ->This business will get out of control. It will get out of control, and we will be lucky to live through it. |
| 130 | -->-- '''Adm. Joshua Painter''', ''Film/TheHuntForRedOctober'' |
| 131 | |
| 132 | ->Never guessed this is how I was gonna die. |
| 133 | -->-- '''Joe/"Not Sure"''', awaiting execution via demolition derby, ''Film/{{Idiocracy}}'' |
| 134 | |
| 135 | ->That is definitely...bigger than the last one. |
| 136 | -->-- '''David Levinson''', ''Film/IndependenceDayResurgence'' |
| 137 | |
| 138 | ->'''Eddie''': Oh, we're not gonna like this, are we?\ |
| 139 | '''Ben''': ''(sigh)''...fuck. |
| 140 | -->-- ''Film/ItChapterTwo'' |
| 141 | |
| 142 | ->'''[[TheDon Viggo]]:''' I heard you struck my [[DumbassTeenageSon son.]]\ |
| 143 | '''Aurelio:''' [[BrutalHonesty Yes sir, I did.]]\ |
| 144 | '''Viggo:''' [[TranquilFury And may I ask why?]]\ |
| 145 | '''Aurelio:''' Yeah, well, 'cause [[MuggingTheMonster he]] stole [[TheDreaded John Wick's]] car, sir, and, ah... [[KickTheDog killed his dog.]]\ |
| 146 | '''Viggo:''' ''([[{{Beat}} lengthy pause]] as he processes that)'' ''[[OhCrap ...oh.]]'' |
| 147 | -->--''Film/JohnWick'' |
| 148 | |
| 149 | ->They have a ''cave troll''... |
| 150 | -->-- '''Boromir''', ''Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing'' |
| 151 | |
| 152 | ->No matter what happens, keep going. |
| 153 | -->-- '''Ernest Smuntz''', ''Film/{{Mousehunt}}'', shortly before all hell breaks loose |
| 154 | |
| 155 | ->Ouch time. |
| 156 | -->-- '''Captain Tarpals''', ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' |
| 157 | |
| 158 | ->Oh man, he's in deep shit! |
| 159 | -->--'''Timmy''', ''Film/TheSandlot'', about Squints and his kiss on Wendy Peffercorn |
| 160 | |
| 161 | ->'''[[AcePilot Wash]]:''' Well, if [Kaylee] can't get me some extra flow from the engines to offset the burn-through, this landing is going to get pretty interesting.\ |
| 162 | '''[[TheCaptain Mal]]:''' Define "interesting."\ |
| 163 | '''Wash:''' ''(completely deadpan)'' "Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die"?\ |
| 164 | '''Mal:''' ''(over the intercom, also completely deadpan)'' This is the captain. We're having a little trouble with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence, and then explode. |
| 165 | -->--''Film/{{Serenity}}'' |
| 166 | |
| 167 | ->"As I feared, [[GameBreakingInjury injury makes defense untenable.]] Prognosis: increasingly negative." |
| 168 | -->--'''Sherlock Holmes''', ''Film/SherlockHolmesAGameOfShadows'' |
| 169 | |
| 170 | ->"[[SarcasmMode Well,]] ''[[SarcasmMode that's]]'' [[SarcasmMode good news.]] Snakes on crack." |
| 171 | -->--'''Agent Flynn''', ''Film/SnakesOnAPlane'' |
| 172 | |
| 173 | ->'''Worf:''' The Borg have cut power to all decks except sixteen.\ |
| 174 | '''Picard:''' The Borg won't stay on deck sixteen. |
| 175 | -->-- ''Film/StarTrekFirstContact'' |
| 176 | |
| 177 | ->I have a bad feeling about this. |
| 178 | -->-- '''Or variations thereof, uttered OnceAnEpisode''', ''Franchise/StarWars'' |
| 179 | |
| 180 | ->'''BB-8''': (beeps the above)\ |
| 181 | '''Poe''': Happy beeps here, buddy. Come on, we've pulled crazier stunts than this.\ |
| 182 | '''Leia''': Just for the record, Commander Dameron, I'm with the droid on this one. |
| 183 | -->-- ''Film/TheLastJedi'' |
| 184 | |
| 185 | ->'''Asgardian Guard''': Heimdall demands your presence!\ |
| 186 | '''Volstagg''': We're doomed. |
| 187 | -->--''Film/{{Thor}}'' |
| 188 | |
| 189 | ->Oh fuck me. |
| 190 | -->-- '''Prince Thadeous''' waiting to be hanged, ''Film/YourHighness'' |
| 191 | |
| 192 | ->''Hey, Tim? I don't float.'' |
| 193 | -->-- '''Pikachu''' when facing an angry Gyarados, ''Film/PokemonDetectivePikachu'' |
| 194 | |
| 195 | ->[[AC:'''Venom''': Time to die!]] |
| 196 | ->'''Eddie''': That's the spirit!\ |
| 197 | [[AC:'''Venom''': I mean ''us''! ''We'' are going to die!]] |
| 198 | -->-- ''Film/VenomLetThereBeCarnage'' |
| 199 | |
| 200 | ->[[AC:'''Venom''':]] (''sees Carnage'') [[AC:[[OhCrap OH, SHIT!]]]] (''retreats back into Eddie'')\ |
| 201 | '''Eddie''': Uh...where are you going?\ |
| 202 | [[AC:'''Venom''': That is a RED ONE!]] |
| 203 | -->-- ''Film/VenomLetThereBeCarnage'' |
| 204 | |
| 205 | ->'''Roger Murtaugh''': [[OlderHeroVsYoungerVillain Son of a bitch is gonna be a handful.]] Since I met you, I've done some hairy shit, but this is not gonna happen. I'm gonna be a grandfather, you and Lorna are gonna have a baby. He ain't worth dying for, Riggs. He ain't worth it.\ |
| 206 | '''Martin Riggs''': Yeah, you're right. Hey, [[VillainExitStageLeft if he]] [[KarmaHoudini gets away]], we can track him down later on with a, well, you know, a howitzer or something. Your son-in-law's in there bleeding, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere we should get him and get the hell outta here]], [[BattleInTheRain it's raining]], and, [[BorrowedCatchphrase I'm too old for this shit, too.]]\ |
| 207 | '''Roger Murtaugh''': Guy's too damn good.\ |
| 208 | '''Martin Riggs''': Well, yeah, he's damn good, I mean, how did he do [[DisarmDisassembleDestroy that thing with the gun]], how the hell did he do that? I mean, he took my gun apart with one deft move, how did he do that? Huh? How?\ |
| 209 | '''Roger Murtaugh''': [[BringIt Yeah. Okay.]] [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Let's go ask him.]] |
| 210 | -->-- ''Film/LethalWeapon4'' |
| 211 | |
| 212 | ->"I am in the air. This is not good." |
| 213 | -->-- '''Ricky Bobby''' going airborne in ''Film/TalladegaNightsTheBalladOfRickyBobby'' |
| 214 | [[/folder]] |
| 215 | |
| 216 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 217 | |
| 218 | ->Someone call the [[DeceptivelyHumanRobots Chee]] and tell them they're doomed. Their only hope is a collection of idiot kids, standing around in the woods [[SeinfeldianConversation debating cable channels]]. |
| 219 | -->--'''Rachel,''' ''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #27: The Exposed'' |
| 220 | |
| 221 | ->Well, I'd say we're fucked harder than an East End whore. |
| 222 | -->--'''Lorimer,''' on finding his team cornered in spotlights, ''Literature/BitterSeeds'' |
| 223 | |
| 224 | ->It was a bad idea. But I had a bad feeling we were going to need it. |
| 225 | -->-- '''Murderbot''', ''[[Literature/TheMurderbotDiaries Network Effect]]'' |
| 226 | |
| 227 | ->Three: The assassin, or assassins, may be a product of the research program at [[SovietSuperscience Arzamas-16]]. Conjecture: They're field-testing the first batch of [[SuperpoweredMooks new troops]]. This would follow the procedures established by [[{{Ghostapo}} von Westarp]]. Four: Cherkashin's network, Lincolnshire Poacher, is running the assassin. But it has changed its procedures and fallen silent. We've lost track of it. |
| 228 | ->Conjecture: We are buggered. |
| 229 | -->--''Literature/TheColdestWar'' |
| 230 | |
| 231 | [[/folder]] |
| 232 | |
| 233 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 234 | |
| 235 | ->Here we are at some random-ass ranch, and this is The Brand. And it's gonna suck. |
| 236 | -->-- '''Bam Margera''', ''Series/{{Jackass}}'' |
| 237 | |
| 238 | ->Hey, what a coincidence; there are two guys named Bill Rebane! Y'know, cause you see, with the...and the - the guy that...this is gonna suck. |
| 239 | -->-- '''Crow T. Robot''', ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' - [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E21MonsterAGoGo "Episode 421 - Monster-A-Go-Go"]] |
| 240 | |
| 241 | ->'''Mack:''' ...did two [[PlayingWithFire fire dudes]] just drop into a warehouse full of fireworks?\ |
| 242 | '''Coulson:''' You had to see that coming. |
| 243 | -->-- ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'' |
| 244 | |
| 245 | ->''Counselor Deanna Troi, personal log: stardate 44805.3...my [[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents mother]] is on board.'' |
| 246 | -->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' - [[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS4E22HalfALife S4 E22: "Half a Life"]] |
| 247 | |
| 248 | ->''Right then! This isn't going to be big on dignity!'' |
| 249 | -->-- '''The Eleventh Doctor''', about to be puked out by a SpaceWhale, ''"The Beast Below"'' |
| 250 | |
| 251 | ->''Someone pinch me. Nope. I'm awake, but I'm still having a nightmare.'' |
| 252 | -->'''Alton Brown''', about to judge the Series/WorstCooksInAmerica |
| 253 | |
| 254 | ->'''Sylvie''': Do we trust each other?\ |
| 255 | '''Loki L1130''': We do and you can.\ |
| 256 | '''Sylvia''': Good. Because this is gonna suck. |
| 257 | -->-- ''Series/Loki2021'', "Lamentis" |
| 258 | |
| 259 | ->'''Alligator Loki''': ''(growls)''\ |
| 260 | '''Loki L1130''': See, he's on board.\ |
| 261 | '''Classic Loki''': He's praying. He thinks we're going to die. |
| 262 | -->-- ''Series/Loki2021'', "Journey Into Mystery" |
| 263 | |
| 264 | [[/folder]] |
| 265 | |
| 266 | [[folder:Multiple Media]] |
| 267 | |
| 268 | ->We are so gonna feel this... |
| 269 | -->-- '''Onewa''' right before getting hurled through a wall, ''Toys/{{Bionicle}}'' |
| 270 | |
| 271 | [[/folder]] |
| 272 | |
| 273 | [[folder:Music]] |
| 274 | |
| 275 | ->Listen up, listen up\ |
| 276 | There's a devil in the church\ |
| 277 | Got a bullet in the chamber and\ |
| 278 | This is gonna hurt |
| 279 | -->-- '''Sixx:A.M.''', "This is Gonna Hurt" |
| 280 | |
| 281 | ->I find beauty in things that most people don't find beautiful. Are you with me now? Are you ready to expose the raw nerve endings? It's okay to be scared. |
| 282 | -->-- '''Nikki Sixx''', "This ''is'' Gonna Hurt Documentaries" and "Are You With Me Now?" music video |
| 283 | |
| 284 | [[/folder]] |
| 285 | |
| 286 | [[folder:Theater]] |
| 287 | ->'''Hamilton:''' Lee, do you yield? |
| 288 | ->'''Burr:''' [[CaptainObvious You shot him in the side!]] ''Yes, he yields!'' |
| 289 | ->'''Laurens:''' I'm satisfied. |
| 290 | ->'''Burr:''' Yo, we gotta clear the field! |
| 291 | ->'''Hamilton:''' Go! We won. |
| 292 | ->'''Ensemble:''' [[{{Leitmotif}} Here comes the general!]] |
| 293 | ->'''Burr:''' ''This'' should be fun... |
| 294 | -->--''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}'', "Meet Me Inside" |
| 295 | |
| 296 | [[/folder]] |
| 297 | |
| 298 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 299 | |
| 300 | ->'''''[[OneManArmy He]]'' [[TheDreaded is here.]]''' |
| 301 | -->--'''Satan''', ''VideoGame/Doom2016'', when the Doom Slayer arrives in Hell |
| 302 | |
| 303 | ->"Boss ahead."\ |
| 304 | "Imminent death."\ |
| 305 | "Try tears." |
| 306 | -->-- Player messages seen in ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'' |
| 307 | |
| 308 | ->'''[[HumongousMecha QA-1MIL:]]''' I like defects.\ |
| 309 | '''[[HeroProtagonist Chai:]]''' That's good!\ |
| 310 | '''QA-1MIL:''' I like how they ''taste''.\ |
| 311 | '''Chai:''' Ohhh, that's bad. |
| 312 | -->-- ''VideoGame/HiFiRush'' |
| 313 | |
| 314 | ->Wait, wait, wait! -- [[ThatOneBoss I know this guy]]! ...yeah, we are screwed. |
| 315 | -->-- '''The Terror Mask''', ''VideoGame/{{Splatterhouse}}'' |
| 316 | |
| 317 | ->[[BadVibrations "You feel vibrations]] [[SandWorm from deep below..."]]\ |
| 318 | [[EvilIsDeathlyCold "You feel the air growing colder around you..."]]\ |
| 319 | [[DualBoss "This is going to]] [[GiantEyeOfDoom be a terrible night..."]]\ |
| 320 | [[FinalBoss "Impending doom approaches..."]] |
| 321 | -->-- Boss warning messages in ''VideoGame/{{Terraria}}'' |
| 322 | |
| 323 | ->'''[[OurVampiresAreDifferent Rem]][[FinalBoss ilia:]]''' Looks like it's going to be a fun night.\ |
| 324 | '''[[TheHero Reimu:]]''' Looks like it's going to be a long night. |
| 325 | -->-- ''VideoGame/TouhouKoumakyouTheEmbodimentOfScarletDevil'' |
| 326 | |
| 327 | ->You feel like you're going to [[RunningGag have a bad time]]. |
| 328 | -->-- '''[[spoiler:Sans]]'s''' {{flavor text}}, ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'' |
| 329 | |
| 330 | -> [[IFoughtTheLawAndTheLawWon "You are fucked!"]] |
| 331 | -->-- ''VideoGame/ScarfaceTheWorldIsYours'', if you get a full WantedMeter |
| 332 | |
| 333 | -> [[OhCrap It's the SWAT!]] [[PrepareToDie You're screwed!]] |
| 334 | -->-- ''VideoGame/TrueCrimeStreetsOfLA'', if you get a full WantedMeter |
| 335 | |
| 336 | ->If you're saying what I think you're saying, then we could have a very big problem. [[OurDragonsAreDifferent Lots of very big problems.]] |
| 337 | -->-- '''Tibarn''', upon hearing that [[spoiler:Ashera may have recruited the dragons of Goldoa]], ''VideoGame/FireEmblemRadiantDawn'' |
| 338 | |
| 339 | ->'''[[KillerRobot Android soldier prototype]]''': [[AC:Target identified as Robert Knox.]]\ |
| 340 | '''[[HoistByHisOwnPetard Robert Knox]]''': [[OhCrap ...aw, shit.]] |
| 341 | -->-- ''VideoGame/Hitman2'' |
| 342 | |
| 343 | ->''"Looks like from here on out is some man-made sea... this is gonna suck."'' |
| 344 | -->--'''Jason Frudnick''', ''VideoGame/BlasterMasterZero'', on entering [[ThatOneLevel Area 5]] |
| 345 | |
| 346 | ->'''[[VideoGame/UnderNightInBirth Orie]]''': You're... Ragna the Bloodedge, aren't you? |
| 347 | ->'''[[Franchise/BlazBlue Ragna]]''': [[HereWeGoAgain That's... never a good question.]] |
| 348 | -->-- ''VideoGame/BlazBlueCrossTagBattle'' |
| 349 | |
| 350 | ->"Let's-a go..." |
| 351 | -->-- '''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]]''', anytime he enters a match from ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl'' onwards. |
| 352 | |
| 353 | ->"Ah shit, here we go again. Worst place in the world. Rollin' Heights Balla Country. I ain't represented Grove Street in five years, but the Ballas won't give a shit." |
| 354 | -->-- '''Carl "CJ" Johnson''', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'' |
| 355 | |
| 356 | ->''(The wild/opposing) (Pokémon name) shuddered!'' |
| 357 | -->-- Any time a Pokémon with the Anticipation ability is sent out and senses its opponent's super-effective/one-hit KO moves in the ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}} franchise'' |
| 358 | |
| 359 | ->''"Ah, I have a bad premonition for some reason... OhCrap Artemis is pissed! It's like she found something out! Cancel the Noble Phantasm! Cancel it! GYAAAAA!!! STOP CHOKING MEEEE!!!"'' |
| 360 | -->-- '''Orion''', ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder'' |
| 361 | |
| 362 | ->"Oh, '''''fuck''''' me..." |
| 363 | -->-- '''Luka''', ''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}'', upon seeing several missiles heading his way. |
| 364 | |
| 365 | ->"I don't have the slightest idea what's going on, but I know it doesn't bode well." |
| 366 | -->-- '''Yuri''', ''VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses'', ''Cindered Shadows'' as he sees a HumongousMecha ahead. |
| 367 | |
| 368 | ->"Um, so I've never really told you guys this... [[DrivesLikeCrazy But the moment Haru's hands touch the wheel...]]" |
| 369 | -->-- '''Makoto Niijima''', ''VideoGame/Persona5Strikers'' |
| 370 | |
| 371 | ->'''Dracula''': Humanity, itself, is the infestation...you ''insect!''\ |
| 372 | '''Spider-Man''': Okay, first, arachnids aren't insects. Don't feel bad, it's a common misconception. Second, love the costume! Seriously, I dressed like you last Halloween!\ |
| 373 | '''Hunter''': That is no costume.\ |
| 374 | '''Venom''': ''CRAP.'' |
| 375 | -->-- ''VideoGame/MidnightSuns'' |
| 376 | |
| 377 | ->'''Palutena:''' You remember Reapers, don't you? From the Underworld?\ |
| 378 | '''Pit:''' Not ''those'' guys! They're always freaking out and calling in their little Reapettes! UGH! I'm getting worked up just ''thinking'' about it!\ |
| 379 | '''Palutena:''' Yes, yes, anyway. About the Reapers...\ |
| 380 | '''Pit:''' Sorry, sorry, go on.\ |
| 381 | '''Palutena:''' The Reapers have a fortress near the entrance to the Underworld, in Reaper Valley.\ |
| 382 | '''Pit:''' Hahah! Which is where? Reaper Boulevard? Hahah. But seriously, thank ''goodness'' we don't have to go ''there'', right?\ |
| 383 | '''Palutena:''' ...\ |
| 384 | '''Pit:''' ...\ |
| 385 | [Background music stops]\ |
| 386 | '''Pit:''' ...That silence means we have to go there, doesn't it? |
| 387 | -->-- ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising'' |
| 388 | |
| 389 | -> “This is going to hurt…” |
| 390 | -->-- Examine text for [=TzTok-Jad=], ''VideoGame/RuneScape'' |
| 391 | |
| 392 | ->''You feel an intense sense of dread; whatever is behind the attic door is not good.'' |
| 393 | -->-- ''Dysmorph: A Sinful Story of Change'' |
| 394 | |
| 395 | -> Your Aunt is here. Dear God. |
| 396 | -->--''VideoGame/SunlessSkies'' |
| 397 | |
| 398 | ->'''Lilac:''' Uh, Carol? Why are you going to Shang Mu?\ |
| 399 | '''Carol:''' Battlesphere! Gonna fight! Gonna win me some GRAND PRIZES!\ |
| 400 | '''Lilac:''' Whoawhoawhoawhoa, what now?! What about, you know, our missions from the Magister?\ |
| 401 | '''Carol:''' Can't talk! Robot smashy time!\ |
| 402 | '''Lilac:''' ''(groan)'' ...Neera's gonna kill us. |
| 403 | -->--''VideoGame/FreedomPlanet2'' |
| 404 | |
| 405 | ->"Calculating probability of survival... It doesn't look good." |
| 406 | -->-- '''Star Dream''', ''VideoGame/KirbyPlanetRobobot'', during [[PintSizedPowerhouse Kirby's]] final attack |
| 407 | [[/folder]] |
| 408 | |
| 409 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 410 | |
| 411 | ->This has bad day written all over it. |
| 412 | -->-- '''Doctor X''' discovers the intruder in his lair is Franchise/{{Superman}}, ''Webcomic/CaseyAndAndy'' |
| 413 | |
| 414 | ->'''Zeetha''': As of now, we are "Kolee-Dok-Zumil."\ |
| 415 | '''Agatha''': What does that mean?\ |
| 416 | '''Zeetha''': Ah- Kind of hard to translate. Sort of like "Teacher and Student." Sort of like "Cause and Effect." (''whacks Agatha over the head with her stick'') Mostly, like [[TrainingFromHell "Grindstone and Knife."]]\ |
| 417 | '''Agatha''': NOT GOOD. |
| 418 | -->-- ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'', [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20050218 "Warrior Training Begins"]] |
| 419 | |
| 420 | ->There... there's no place we could possibly run to, is there? |
| 421 | -->-- '''Vanamonde von Mekkahn''', ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' |
| 422 | |
| 423 | ->I've got an overwhelming sense of [[SensingYouAreOutmatched being the "away" team.]] |
| 424 | -->-- '''Douki-chan''', ''WebComic/GanbareDoukiChan'' |
| 425 | |
| 426 | [[/folder]] |
| 427 | |
| 428 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 429 | |
| 430 | ->''[singing to the tune of ''[[YouAreAlreadyDead Pop Goes The Weasel]]''] "I am getting screw~ed, I am getting screwed. I am getting screw~ew~ed, ''very, very soon''!"'' |
| 431 | -->--'''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}''' attempting [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys2 10/20]] [[HarderThanHard Mode]] |
| 432 | |
| 433 | ->''"This is going to be an ass-blasting bitcheloid!”'' |
| 434 | -->--'''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}''', on [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys4 the 5th Night]]. |
| 435 | |
| 436 | ->''"...I think I went a little too far this time.'"'' |
| 437 | -->--'''WebVideo/TheMusicVideoShow''', ''[[https://youtu.be/0CxVXEWdnig Episode 50]]'' |
| 438 | |
| 439 | ->So, there I was, watching ''Film/LeonardPart6'' for the very first time. I was only a scant minute into the film, and it was already as horrible as everything I had ever heard. I had no clue what was going on, what I was looking at, or why I was looking at it, [[FromBadToWorse and it only got worse from there]]. |
| 440 | -->-- '''Dr. Winston O'Boogie''' upon seeing ''Leonard Part 6'' open with scenes from later in the movie shown out of context, [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Leonard_Part_6_1987.aspx recapping the film]] for ''Website/TheAgonyBooth'' |
| 441 | |
| 442 | ->[[PunctuatedForEmphasis My. God.]] I thought you were being overly harsh; then I read the first 80 pages (I already had both books *sigh*). I'm going to keep on reading, [[SunkCostFallacy because I'm stingy]], but it's going to hurt.'' |
| 443 | -->-- [[http://www.amazon.com/review/R3C09JODNG02W5/ref=cm_cr_rev_detmd_pl?ie=UTF8&asin=0345448928&cdForum=FxN1GM5QS12YCK&cdMsgID=Mx3R2UM9F8S47HJ&cdMsgNo=1&cdPage=1&cdSort=oldest&cdThread=Tx32LUGBO5XLDJO&store=books#Mx3R2UM9F8S47HJ A response to an Amazon review]] of ''[[Literature/ChroniclesOfBloodAndStone The Fifth Sorceress]]'' |
| 444 | |
| 445 | ->I have been to the [[Literature/PopolVuh Xibalba]] and back. |
| 446 | -->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' on ''Film/Troll2'' |
| 447 | |
| 448 | ->Well...That wraps up this prediction blog; now if you'll excuse us, [[FlameWar we've got an apocalypse to prepare for]]. [[TemptingFate Please keep all comments/arguments respectful]]. |
| 449 | -->-- The end of [[http://www.screwattack.com/news/death-battle-predictions-goku-vs-superman "Death Battle Predictions: Goku vs. Superman"]], which unanimously agreed that Supes would win, with even the most optimistic bloggers concluding that Goku would get the CurbStompCushion at the very best |
| 450 | |
| 451 | ->[[DullSurprise Oh fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle.]] ''[[DoubleTake OH FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!]]'' |
| 452 | -->-- '''Jan Valentine''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' |
| 453 | |
| 454 | ->Oh my god, [[LeeroyJenkins he just ran in.]] |
| 455 | -->-- '''Forekin''', ''WebVideo/LeeroyJenkinsVideo'' |
| 456 | |
| 457 | ->So you start off in the amusement park and the first thing you notice is the sign behind you: "No vibes, no bevis, no bevis, no vibes" ...oh boy, we're in trouble. |
| 458 | -->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' reviewing ''WesternAnimation/BebesKids the Video Game'' |
| 459 | |
| 460 | ->'''[[spoiler:[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy]]]]:''' Hey hey hey... [[AxCrazy What did I tell ya'll about COMING IN MY SHEEEEEEEED?!]] (''revs up a chainsaw'')\ |
| 461 | '''Spike:''' Well, we're fucked. |
| 462 | -->-- ''[[WebAnimation/PonyDotMov SHED.MOV]]'' |
| 463 | |
| 464 | ->'''Saga:''' What does it change? You're just one of the Knights of the Zodiacs. You'll never defeat an anime BigBad like me.\ |
| 465 | '''Saori:''' That's your mistake, Saga. Because the Original version is named... ''Manga/SaintSeiya!''\ |
| 466 | '''Saga:''' Saint ''Seiya?'' But then that means he's... TheHero?\ |
| 467 | '''Ikki:''' Okay! Music please. (''[[ThemeMusicPowerup cue "Pegasus Fantasy" playing in the background]]'')\ |
| 468 | '''Saga:''' I ain't gonna lie, I'm ''way'' less arrogant now! |
| 469 | -->-- ''WebVideo/LesChevaliersDuZodiaqueLaSerieAbregee'' |
| 470 | |
| 471 | ->Oh, I can already taste the guilt. Coupled with the alcohol to deal with said guilt. Coupled with the hooker that accompanies the alcohol. [[DisposableSexWorker And then the guilt of killing the hooker.]] Coupled with the alcohol to deal with the guilt, [[BrokenRecord followed by another hooker]]... |
| 472 | -->-- '''Dean Winchester''', ''WebVideo/SupernaturalTheAnimationAbridged'' |
| 473 | |
| 474 | ->'''Pat''': Okay, let's do this, let's get this over with. Come on.\ |
| 475 | '''Matt''': This is gonna be fun, right?\ |
| 476 | '''Pat''': Okay, yeah yeah, the game is awesome. But you're...an idiot. |
| 477 | -->-- ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay: VideoGame/Portal2'' |
| 478 | |
| 479 | ->"It feels like you're going to have a bad time?!" ''NO SHIT I'M HAVING A BAD TIME!'' |
| 480 | -->-- '''[[WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} Joel]]''', playing ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'' No Mercy (see above) |
| 481 | |
| 482 | ->"I'm just prepared to get real sad by the end of this..." |
| 483 | -->-- '''{{LetsPlay/Tear of Grace}}''' preparing to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTEKVZk2Nns&t=29s fight]] [[TheDragon King Dice]] in ''VideoGame/{{Cuphead}}''. |
| 484 | |
| 485 | ->So I started my first game spawned on the shores of a mysterious land, made for the nearest visible building, and was immediately beaten to death by six squawking, working-class zombies in flat caps. [[INeedAFreakingDrink Then I paused to have a little drinky...]] |
| 486 | -->-- '''Ben "Yahtzee" Crowsaw''' describes his first attempt at ''VideoGame/DayZ'', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' |
| 487 | |
| 488 | ->'''Alphys:''' I make robots.\ |
| 489 | '''Mettaton:''' Hi, I'm the robot! I'm gonna ask you some questions, and you don't answer them correctly, [[DisproportionateRetribution you'll die]]!\ |
| 490 | '''Frisk:''' That went from a 2 to a 10 really quickly... |
| 491 | -->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FovF5ZGTxiQ If Undertale was Realistic 2]]''' |
| 492 | |
| 493 | ->"Oh boy, this is gonna be just ''dandy.'' No matter what I say in any angle in this section someone is going to disagree and throw sharp objects at me. But, this is my job... This is the life I chose... Come on Barby, you can do this! [[NonSequitur Hey, uh... We haven't made a]] Creator/BobSaget [[NonSequitur joke in a while.]] '''Duh! I'm Bob Saget! I wear dad pants and I once sat on a pizza!'''" |
| 494 | -->--'''Paul Barbato''' in the UsefulNotes/{{Macedonia}} episode, ''WebVideo/GeographyNow'' |
| 495 | |
| 496 | ->"This...can't be good, can it?" |
| 497 | -->-- '''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''', preparing to review ''Very Private Lesson'' |
| 498 | |
| 499 | ->'''[[DepravedBisexual Broly]]:''' Princess Tru~nks.\ |
| 500 | '''Trunks:''' ''Please'' no. |
| 501 | -->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', ''MOVIE: BROLY'' |
| 502 | |
| 503 | ->'''Cell:''' Gaah! What are you made of, pure metal?!\ |
| 504 | '''Android 16:''' [[AC:Affirmative. I am ''Android'' 16.]]\ |
| 505 | '''Cell:''' Oh... errors have been made. |
| 506 | -->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' |
| 507 | |
| 508 | ->"I can't imagine (this game) being ''that'' bad. It's Xbox 360. It's only slightly over ten years old[[note]]the game was released in late 2006, and the episode was released in April 2017[[/note]]. I mean, how bad could this po— It's gonna ''fuckin' suck'', isn't it?" |
| 509 | -->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', on ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006'' |
| 510 | |
| 511 | ->''"I don't blame you if you wanna turn the video off now, by the way. No hard feelings, I-I get it."'' |
| 512 | -->--'''Diamondbolt''', [[https://youtu.be/8laYsv5BOHI "WEIRD REALITY SHOWS 2!"]] |
| 513 | |
| 514 | ->'''[[WebVideo/SsethTzeentach Gideon Ofnir]]:''' Greetings again, Tarnished!\ |
| 515 | '''Elden John:''' Yeah, okay.\ |
| 516 | '''Ofnir:''' What knowledge do you seek that brings you to my domain?\ |
| 517 | '''John:''' So I've been to [[GiantEnemyCrab Red Lobster]] (Liurna of the Lakes) once already. Where do I go next?\ |
| 518 | '''Ofnir:''' [[{{Mordor}} Caelid]].\ |
| 519 | '''John:''' What?\ |
| 520 | '''Ofnir:''' You must continue your adventure in Caelid.\ |
| 521 | '''John:''' Uh...\ |
| 522 | '''Ofnir:''' Is that a problem?\ |
| 523 | '''John:''' No! Not at all! There's nothing wrong with Caelid. |
| 524 | -->--''WebVideo/{{Max0r}}'', "An Incorrect Summary of ''VideoGame/EldenRing'' Part 1" |
| 525 | |
| 526 | ->''" ''[He [[ExplosiveStupidity bats a bomb like a baseball]]]'' There it goes! There she goes! That's gonna- that's bad- ''[the bomb explodes and kills him]'' OH- I knew it, ''[{{Corpsing}}]'' I knew that was gonna be bad. Ohhhh, damn."'' |
| 527 | -->-- '''''LetsPlay/MrGibbs''''', "Don't Nuke Yourself Challenge" |
| 528 | |
| 529 | ->''"Piss."'' |
| 530 | -->-- '''[[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} Spamton]]''' upon being [[NeverSayDie disqualified]], ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4sMarioBlooperIfMarioWasInSquidGame If Mario Was In... SQUID GAME]]" |
| 531 | |
| 532 | ->''"O-oh, I always hate-a this part..."''' |
| 533 | -->-- '''[[VideoGame/PizzaTower Peppino]]''', moments before picking up a scalding-hot pizza ''with his bare hands'', ''[[https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/874542 Peppino's BIG BURN]]'' |
| 534 | |
| 535 | ->''"Meanwhile, two movers are carrying a painting, and Blind Man walks right through it and finds his dog munching on a gumball. Another guy trips over the mime and stumbles right into a guy carrying a tray full of pies. Clark catches one that comes close to hitting Miss Ambrosia, [[PieInTheFace but then he swings around and accidentally smashes the pie into the face of Pole Dude]]. [[AsideGlance Clark then blinks several times into the camera]]. Having heartburn from reading all of that? And this was just the ''opening credits''. There's still over two hours to go."'' |
| 536 | -->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''s recap of ''Film/SupermanIII'' |
| 537 | |
| 538 | ->''"The film begins with the familiar fanfare of Music/JohnWilliams' classic theme from the original, only this time with random echo effects applied. Cut to a static photo of the earth taken from space, as the credits come flying over our heads and then disappear past the horizon.'' |
| 539 | |
| 540 | ->''And already, [[NoBudget the cost cutting is evident]], because these credits are nowhere near the majestic blue, zooming, space-dwelling credits of the first two films. [[SpecialEffectFailure They just look like normal credits with crappy blue and red trails behind them]]. So, for those keeping score, we're not even past the opening credits yet, and I'm already feeling suicidal."'' |
| 541 | -->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''s recap of ''Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace'' |
| 542 | |
| 543 | ->'''Gilthares Firebough:''' Looks like the filthy pirates have set up camps along this path. It may be dangerous, [[EscortMission But you know I'm gonna go straight through it!]]\ |
| 544 | '''[[PlayerCharacter Orc Warrior Player]]:''' Of course you will... |
| 545 | -->-- '''Creator/CaptainGrim''', ''Escort Quests in a Nutshell'' |
| 546 | |
| 547 | ->''"But those who couldn't stand Archer from the get-go were in for a rude awakening. In 'A Night in Sickbay', an early second season episode, we got to see just how intolerable a character could get. [[CharacterDerailment This episode completely destroys Archer, making him out to be an incompetent, childish moron]]. As such, it's probably responsible in no small part for [[SeasonalRot sending]] ''[[SeasonalRot Enterprise]]'' [[SeasonalRot into a ratings death spiral]].'' |
| 548 | |
| 549 | ->''And the most ironic part of all of this? This episode, like many of ''Enterprise'''s worst, was scripted by Rick Berman and Brannon Braga. I could almost accept that some clueless hack writers, completely not understanding the character, had come in and bumbled their way through writing this piece of shit. But it's the ''creators of the series'' who are doing this. The guys who came up with Jonathon [sic] Archer had no clue what to do with him. That should give you a pretty good idea of what we're in for."'' |
| 550 | -->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''s recap of ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "A Night In Sickbay" |
| 551 | |
| 552 | ->''"Oh, motherf-"'' |
| 553 | -->-- '''Corazón de Ballena''', after his entire party gets {{Freaky Friday Flip}}ped, ''WebVideo/{{Oxventure}}'', "A Fête Worse Than Death" |
| 554 | [[/folder]] |
| 555 | |
| 556 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 557 | |
| 558 | ->I'm gonna hate this! |
| 559 | -->--'''Launchpad [=McQuack=]''', after pulling DrawAggro on a ThreateningShark, ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987'', "[[Recap/DuckTalesADuckTalesValentine A DuckTales Valentine]]" |
| 560 | |
| 561 | ->This won't end well.[[note]]alternatively, "This is getting ugly."[[/note]] |
| 562 | -->-- '''WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo''' |
| 563 | |
| 564 | ->I know I'm not gonna like this. |
| 565 | -->--'''Courage''', WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog |
| 566 | |
| 567 | ->This is gonna cost me... |
| 568 | -->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', '"[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E6TreehouseOfHorrorV Treehouse of Horror V]]", "Time and Punishment", after setting off a ButterflyOfDoom [[DisasterDominoes chain reaction]]. |
| 569 | |
| 570 | ->I sense the pivotal moment of failure approaches. |
| 571 | -->-- '''The Brain''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'', "Hercules Unwound" |
| 572 | |
| 573 | ->'''Gumball:''' If you want me to teach you how to be direct, I can. But you have to promise to do exactly as I say, no questions asked.\ |
| 574 | '''Darwin:''' ''(gets on his knees, face aglow, dramatic music plays)'' I promise.\ |
| 575 | '''Gumball:''' I want you to walk like a dog with an itchy butt.\ |
| 576 | '''Darwin:''' ''(maintaining his cheerful demeanor)'' I shouldn't have promised. |
| 577 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "The Words" |
| 578 | |
| 579 | ->Yikes! And away! ...I have a feeling this is going to end ''very'' badly. |
| 580 | -->-- '''Duck Dodgers (Daffy Duck)''' as LordErrorProne, ''WesternAnimation/DuckDodgers'', "MMORPD" |
| 581 | |
| 582 | ->Well, we're boned. |
| 583 | -->-- '''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' |
| 584 | |
| 585 | ->'''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Kirk]]:''' All right, men, this is a dangerous mission, and it's likely one of us will be killed. The landing party will consist of myself, Mr. Spock, Dr. [=McCoy=], and Ensign Ricky.\ |
| 586 | '''[[RedShirt Ensign Ricky]]:''' Aww, crap. |
| 587 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' ([[spoiler:[[SubvertedTrope Ricky lives.]]]]) |
| 588 | |
| 589 | ->Mojo accepts this fate... |
| 590 | -->-- '''Mojo Jojo''', ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls2016'' |
| 591 | |
| 592 | ->'''Spongebob:''' ''(to Squidward)'' [[TemptingFate You're not still mad, are you?]]\ |
| 593 | ''(Squidward opens the jar with the live jellyfish in Spongebob and Patrick's direction) ''\ |
| 594 | '''Patrick:''' ''(quickly)'' Yup he's still mad. |
| 595 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Jellyfishing" |
| 596 | |
| 597 | ->This never ends well... |
| 598 | -->-- '''Mr. Herriman''' when Madame Foster dresses up as "Battie Madame" to [[ItMakesSenseInContext go rescue Mac's friends from the retirement home]], ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'', "Something Old, Something Bloo" |
| 599 | |
| 600 | ->This ain't gonna be fun... |
| 601 | -->-- '''Mung Daal''' after an attempt to steal some rare fruit back from a rival chef [[GoneHorriblyWrong goes horribly wrong]], ''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'' |
| 602 | |
| 603 | ->Well, that's gonna cause some serious existential dread later on. |
| 604 | -->-- '''Anne Boonchuy''' [[spoiler:after being told she died and was brought back as a backup copy]], ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}'' |
| 605 | |
| 606 | ->'''[[BigGood Eon:]]''' [[TranquilFury Now when you have seen the library, how about an aerial tour of the rest of the academy?]]\ |
| 607 | '''[[BeleagueredAssistant Glumshanks:]]''' In hindsight, maybe you should have re-frozen that book, sir [Kaos]. |
| 608 | -->--''WesternAnimation/SkylandersAcademy'' |
| 609 | |
| 610 | ->'''Kraang #1:''' This is going to leave that which is known as "a mark."\ |
| 611 | '''Kraang #2:''' Affirmative. |
| 612 | -->--Said by two Kraang as they are about to crash onto the ground upon falling from a great height, ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012'' |
| 613 | [[/folder]] |
| 614 | |
| 615 | [[folder:Real Life]] |
| 616 | |
| 617 | ->We have before us [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII an ordeal of the most grievous kind.]] We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I can say: It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us; to wage war against a [[UsefulNotes/NaziGermany monstrous tyranny]], never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy. |
| 618 | -->-- '''UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill''' upon taking office in 1940 |
| 619 | |
| 620 | ->''La journée sera rude.'' [[note]]The day will be hard.[[/note]] |
| 621 | -->-- '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert-François_Damiens Robert-François Damiens]]''' about to be [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill tortured by red-hot pincers, burned by sulfur, drenched with molten wax, lead, and boiling oil, drawn and quartered, and finally have his torso burned at stake.]] |
| 622 | |
| 623 | ->''I'm gonna fly with you, and we're gonna shoot SAM site before it shoots us? [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe You gotta be shittin' me!]]'' |
| 624 | -->--'''Jack Donovan, [[GuyInBack EWO]]''', when told of the first UsefulNotes/WildWeasel task. |
| 625 | |
| 626 | ->'''''[[LargeHam THIS IS GOING TO SUCK!]]''''' |
| 627 | -->--'''Creator/XanderMobus''' in the [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros announcer's voice]] before singing the ''Anime/PokemonTheSeries'' theme. |
| 628 | |
| 629 | [[/folder]] |
| 630 |
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