Line #363 Quotes/TheWotch


1	->''Anne, one of us is very confused, and I honestly don't know which one it is.''
2	-->--'''Robin''', [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2003-02-06 here.]]
3
4	->''Actually, the most surprising thing about this is that I'm not surprised.''
5	-->--'''Jason''', [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2003-02-13 here.]]
6
7	->''Anne, even your personified sarcasm is no match for me. I've been constanty sarcastic for 15 years.''
8	-->--'''Jason''', [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2003-02-19 here]].
9
10	->'''Robin:''' We should have her do something about the gym...
11	->'''Jason:''' Why? I like it. It gives it that nice "Post Apocalypse" feeling most gyms are lacking in.
12	-->--[[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2003-03-17 This Comic]]
13
14	->''Ah... It's been so '''long''' since I've visited this world... But it's all so familiar. The air, the light... the mortals cowering in the corner... Yes, I remember this place well.''
15	-->--'''Uricarn Demon''', [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2003-05-16 here]].
16
17	->'''Kohain:''' Did you acquier the Pearl of Da'Cothra from General Tigerclaw?
18	->'''Xaos:''' Unfortunately, no. As the Pearl's sole keeper, she swore to die before she revealed its location.
19	->'''Xaos:''' [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor I figured that could be arranged.]]
20	->'''Tigerclaw:''' [held by neck] ''NYUH!''
21	-->--[[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=war-stories-20 This Comic]]
22
23	->'''Evan''' (On being stuck in Lilly's body)''':''' It's just really wierd. You probably wouldn't get it.
24	->'''Anne:''' Is it as wierd as finding an enchanted flute?
25	->'''Evan:''' Well, I mean, that's--
26	->'''Anne:''' Or accidentially bringing comic characters to life?
27	->'''Evan:''' I guess it--
28	->'''Anne:''' Or becoming a cat-girl? Or splitting into a bunch of personified personality traits? Or taking care of a genie granting everyone's wish under the sun? Or turning into a demon so--
29	->'''Evan: ''OKAY! I GET IT!'''''
30	-->--[[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2003-06-30 This Comic]]
31
32	->Looking in spell book ''Argh, nothing nothing nothing! You'd think no one's ever switched the minds of her older brother who also happens to be her younger sister before...''
33	-->--'''Anne''', [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2003-07-10 Here.]]
34
35	->''Wow, the disturbing thing about that is it's no longer disturbing.''
36	-->--'''Robin''', [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2003-07-31 here.]]
37
38	->''Why are Anne and Robin so shocked? What has happened to Jason? Why did we waste the last panel by filling it with questions rather than showing you what happened?''
39	->'' Because we can.''
40	-->--'''The Creators''', [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2003-09-09 here.]]
41
42	->''Ignore curiosity, listen to fear, ignore curiosity, listen to fear...''
43	-->--'''Katie''', [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2004-08-02 here.]]
44
45	->''Sorry, Robin, but a true reporter doesn't reveal things without proper fact checking.''
46	->({{Beat}})
47	->''Okay, I'll tell you.''
48	-->--'''Ivan''', [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2004-08-06 here.]]
49
50	->'''Wolfie:''' Cassie, have you ever had this really big secret that you weren't sure whether to--
51	->'''Cassie:''' Big secret?! What big secret?! I don't have any secrets! I'm secret-free. Absolutely nothing going on that people don't know about. Definitely not doing or planning anything secret. Seriously! Why are you accusing me like this?! You don't have any proof! I gotta go! flees
52	->'''Wolfie:''' Okay, that was weird.
53	-->--[[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2004-08-09 This Comic]]
54
55	->'''Robin:''' Excuse me, have any of you ladies seen a five foot seven cat in a plaid shirt around here?
56	->'''Girl:''' Uh... No...
57	->'''Robin:''' Okay, good. Um, there is no such thing, but you might wanna get out of here anyway.
58	-->--[[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2004-09-08 This Comic]]
59
60	->'''Anne:''' Man, wolfie... gasp Is that [sleeper hold] even legal?!
61	->'''Wolfie:''' Heh... Not usually, no.
62	-->--[[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2005-01-05 This Comic]]
63
64	->'''Narration:''' In a parallel world full of darkness and despair, one group stands against the forces of evil and oppression. They are the Soldiers of Resistance; a band of freedom-fighters who, despite their various backgrounds, overcome diversity to work as a solid team...
65	->'''Elise Redd:''' Bald, overgrown idiot!!
66	->'''Ehud:''' Dark-eyed, loud-mouthed jerk!!
67	->'''Narration:''' ...most of the time.
68	-->--[[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=war-stories-1 This Comic]]
69
70	->'''Xaos: While I certainly hold no respect for your pitiful resistance, I am feeling unusually generous today. You and your band of rebels may leave unharmed, as long as none of you try anything foolish.'''
71	->'''Elise:''' ''You mean like this?!'' Attacks
72	->'''Xaos: sigh Yes. Like that.'''
73	-->--[[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=war-stories-20 This Comic]]
74
75	->'''Robin:''' Now, "Kirkashi", you remember your mission for tonight, right?
76	->'''Kirk:''' Of course. I am to protect Anne-Chan while simultaneously staying out of trouble myself.
77	->'''Lily:''' Ooh, boys are here!
78	->'''Jennie:''' [Points at Kirk] That one has funny hair!
79	->'''Kirk:''' This was not part of the mission briefing.
80	->'''Robin:''' Adapt.
81	-->--[[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2005-05-30 This Comic]]
82
83	->'''Game:''' various videogame sounds
84	->'''Game:''' Player One, Defeated
85	->'''Anne:''' Aw, come on!! One more round!
86	->'''Kirk:''' You know, maybe we should switch back to "VideoGame/MarioKart"... [-Where you manage to win a few rounds...-]
87	-->--[[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2005-07-06 This Comic]]
88
89	->'''Cassie: ''Listen!''''' Is there any way to stop this fight ''without'' anyone losing a limb?!
90	->'''Drax:''' No limb loss? I dunno...
91	->'''Anibelle:''' Well, there's a first time for everything...
92	-->--[[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2005-07-27 This Comic]]
93
94	->''Last chance, witch. At least last chance with all your limbs... Will you or will you not lead us to the Wotch? Nod for "yes", shake your head for "please, cut my leg off!"''
95	-->--'''Anibelle''', [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2005-08-01 here.]]
96
97	->'''Anibelle:''' Not Lord Sykos of the South?! He's ''crazy!''
98	->'''Theodore:''' Well, some people say that about you two...
99	->'''Anibelle:''' Yeah, so if ''we'' say it 'bout someone, what do you think ''that'' says?!
100	-->--[[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2005-08-08 This Comic]]
101
102	->'''Anne:''' to Ally '''''Holy Potatoes''' You're a centaur!!''
103	->'''Robin:''' Huh... Look at that...
104	->'''Jason:''' Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's not really something that should need to be pointed out, is it?
105	-->--[[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2005-08-26 This Comic]], where Robin & Jason have spent the entire page not noticing the centaur.
106
107	->'''Ally:''' Joe! Are you okay?
108	->'''Joe:''' Yeah... I didn't need those ribs in one piece anyway...
109	-->--[[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2005-08-31 This Comic]]
110
111	->As the one who is currently ''Half-Horse'', I have the right to panic first!
112	-->--Ally, [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2005-08-31 here.]]
113
114	->'''Joe:''' Hey! Who are you?! Why are you here? What's going on?!
115	->'''Jason:''' Our friend Anne here is a witch of sorts and was able to see through the spell that conceals that your girlfriend is a centaur from the average person.
116	->'''Joe:''' I miss the days when that wouldn't be a plausible explanation.
117	-->--[[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2005-09-12 This Comic]]
118
119	%% The no-spaces thing may look cool on-paper, but it breaks formatting.
120	->'''Robin:''' Hey Anne! How are you holding up?
121	->'''Anne:''' ''Well I couldn't really sleep last night 'cause I still felt pretty guilty about all the accidents I caused plus I was thinking about this meeting with the previous Wotch and I was thinking, "How is this going to go? Will she be mad?" But then I opened up my Wotchbook and read 'till, oh, five in the morning or so, and the training other Wotches got actually sounds pretty cool, so I'm hoping for the best!''
122	->'''Robin:''' Wow... Coffee?
123	->'''Anne:''' Insta-wake spell! Woo!
124	->'''Jason:''' I remember you saying something about her first lesson being not to use magic for minor inconveniences. [[DeadpanSnarker Good to know that stuck.]]
125	-->--[[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2005-11-16 This Comic]]
126
127	->''Slapstick is always funny...when it's not happening to you.''
128	-->--'''Author Anne''', [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2005-12-16 here.]]
129
130	->'''Robin:''' Nothing! I mean, it's not important... I mean... Uh, Miss West is behind you.
131	->'''Anne:''' Right... Robin, I may be a little naive sometimes, but I'm not ''stupid''.
132	->'''Miss West:''' AHEM
133	->'''Anne: ''OH!''''' Uh... Sorry.
134	-->--[[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2006-02-06 This Comic]]
135
136	->I Like you, kid! You remind me of me, except completely different!
137	-->--'''Lord Sykos''', to Theodore, [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2006-02-20 here.]]
138
139	->''Why'' do I remind all the creepy magical psychos of themselves?! '''''Why!?'''''
140	-->--'''Theodore''', same page.
141
142	->Do you ''really'' want the girl wearing the sombrero to be the ''sensible one'' here?
143	-->--'''Anne''', [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=adventures-in-babysitting-6 here]]
144
145	->''Are you going to poke holes in my flawed logic all night or help me?''
146	-->--'''Anne''', [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2006-04-19 here.]]
147
148	->'''"Missy":''' Oh, whew! I' not attracted to you at all!
149	->'''Milo:''' Well, thanks... I was thinking my self-esteem had been a little too high lately...
150	-->--[[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=adventures-in-babysitting-15-2 This Comic]]
151
152	->'''Morrigan:''' Do you have any books on how to mystically keep idiot men in their place?
153	->'''Milo:''' Oh, you want "Hypnotism and Mind Control". Right next to the "Self-Help" section, by the crystals.
154	-->--[[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=adventures-in-babysitting-16 This Comic]]
155
156	->'''Clerk:''' Ma'am, pleas calm down.
157	->'''Don Tello:''' Calm down?! I'm not supposed to be a "Ma'am"! How can I calm down!?
158	-->--[[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=adventures-in-babysitting-21 This Comic]]
159
160	->'''Adult Lilly:''' Heh... Crazy kids.
161	->'''Allyson:''' Yeah. Though I don't remember causing bizarre weather chaos when I was young...
162	-->--[[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=adventures-in-babysitting-26 This Comic]]
163
164	->'''Ally:''' So, do I at least get a version of the truth?
165	->'''Young-Anne:''' A couple of magical amulets played with our genders and ages, and I was having trouble controlling my powers, but I'm better now.
166	->'''Ally:''' Well, that sums it up. [-Joe's right. I miss the days when that wouldn't have been a satisfactory answer...-]
167	-->--[[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=adventures-in-babysitting-27 This Comic]]
168
169	->''There! All fixed, with only minor emotional scarring!''
170	-->--'''Anne''', [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=adventures-in-babysitting-35-2 here.]]
171
172	->'''Anne:''' Well, geeze, I figured ''you'' would understand better than anyone. What, with your once being a guy and all.
173	->'''Sonja:''' I ''am'' a guy! [{{Beat}}] Well... okay... I'm not at the ''moment''... But that's not the piont.
174	-->--[[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2006-07-21 This Comic]]
175
176	->'''Anne:''' I'd have said something right afterwards, but I ended up getting distracted. A couple girls from school showed up, and then right in the middle of a conversation, this wierd guy came out of nowhere and just made things even ''more'' messed up...
177	->'''Jason:''' Did this guy have a moustache and cowboy hat?
178	->'''Anne:''' Yeah, how did you know?
179	->'''"Glock":''' 'Cause he's standin' right behind you.
180	-->--[[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2006-08-02 This Comic]]
181
182	->'''Jason:''' How do you know about that?!
183	->'''"Glock":''' Because I'm ''you'' from the ''future'' sent back in time to prevent a horrible thing from happening to all society!
184	->'''Jason:''' ...No you're not.
185	->'''"Glock":''' No, I'm not. But you'd be surprised how often that works.
186	-->-- [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2006-08-04 This Comic]]
187
188	->'''Robin:''' Woah, hold up. What's this "Dolly" thing?
189	->'''"Glock":''' Not dolly, ''D.O.L.L.Y.'' All caps, with periods.
190	->'''Robin:''' Oh, sorry. [{{Beat}}] Wait...
191	-->--[[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2006-08-07 This Comic]]
192
193	->''Wow. I can be pretty darn '''evil''' when I want to be...''
194	-->-- '''Annie''', [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2006-09-01 Here]].
195
196	->''If I go back for my camera, this will all be gone when I get back.
197	-->--'''Ivan Bezdomny''', [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2006-09-19 here.]]
198
199	->''Eureka! I've done it! They mocked me! They doubted my abilities! Well... Actually, they had full confidence in me, that's why they came to me--'''but that's not the point!'''''
200	-->--'''Lord Sykos''', [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=something-wicked-1 here.]]
201
202	->''Anne, I don't care how cliché it is: One more word and I turn you into a newt.''
203	-->--'''Miranda West''', [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=something-wicked-2 here.]]
204
205	->'''''[[BigNo NNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]''' [{{Beat}}] Was that convincing? I can do it again if you want!''
206	-->--'''Lord Sykos''', [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=something-wicked-17 here.]]
207
208	->'''Evan:''' Now, Jennie, what did we learn today?
209	->'''Jennie:''' That it's never okay to drop bowling balls on people's heads unless they are evil wizards hurting your friends.
210	-->-- [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=something-wicked-22 This Comic]]
211
212	->'''Don Tello:''' Okay, did I just dream that, or was I really just a woman again?
213	->'''Stacy Kay:''' I don't know; it's pretty vague. This has been happening to me a lot, late-- wait, "again"?
214	-->--[[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=something-wicked-23 This Comic]]
215
216	-> '''Innocent Bystander'': Where am I? Why do I have tacos? ... And why am I a girl?
217	-->--[[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=something-wicked-23 This Comic]]
218
219	->'''Ms. West:''' Everything seems fine. No unusual activity. I-- ...Wait... Come on, Arizona! Hurry!
220	->'''Arizona:''' Coo?
221	->'''Ms. West:''' When was the ''last'' time nothing unusual happened in ''this'' city?
222	->'''Arizona:''' Coo!
223	->'''Ms. West:''' Exactly.
224	-->-- [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=something-wicked-24 This Comic]]
225
226	->''My dear, I mean you no harm.''
227	->({{Beat}})
228	->''Well, perhaps a little harm, I admit.''
229	-->-- '''Lord Sykos''', [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=something-wicked-24 Here]].
230
231	->''It's a new dawn for Sykosius Trinidad Alalan XXIII! Or it would be if that were my name.''
232	-->-- '''Lord Sykos''', [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=something-wicked-24 Here]].
233
234	->''I encountered him '''once''' and let me tell you, I got out of there faster than a tortoise with thirteen quick spells cast on it.''
235	-->-- '''Lord Sykos''', [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=something-wicked-25 Here]], referring to [[BigBad Xaos]]
236
237	->'''Lord Sykos:''' '''''West?! Miranda West?!''''' It can't be! It just can't be!
238	->({{Beat}})
239	->'''Lord Sykos:''' I have no idea who you are, but that seemed like the appropriate greeting.
240	->'''Ms. West:''' Shut up.
241	-->-- [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=something-wicked-25 This Comic]]
242
243	->'''Evan:''' Now apologise to the crazy wizard and let's get Annie back!
244	->'''Ms. West:''' Hmp. Sorry.
245	->'''Lord Sykos:''' Since it was a misunderstanding, Aimee shall give only a single, short upset look.
246	->'''Aimee:''' Nyah! (Sticks out tongue)
247	->'''Lord Sykos:''' Thank you, Aimee.
248	-->-- [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=something-wicked-26 This Comic]]
249
250	->'''Anne:''' (Thinking) Okay, I'm surrounded by an Uricarn Demon, a pointly wizard guy, and what looks like a ninja bug lady; I'm trapped in a creepy white dimensional void; and I'm still majorly exausted from the fight with the other wizard... I'd think "How could this be worse?" but then it'd get...
251	->'''Shadow: LOOOM...'''
252	->'''Anne:''' ...worse...
253	-->--[[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=something-wicked-27 This Comic]]
254
255	->''Man, this planet is strange. And that's coming from the alien with tentacle hair.''
256	-->--'''Ti'el''', [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=glock-and-tiel here.]]
257
258	->'''Demon: ''PREPARE TO DIE, BUGS!'''''
259	->'''Glock:''' Play for dibs?
260	->'''Ti'el:''' Oh, alright.
261	->'''Glock:''' Ha! Paper beats rock!
262	->'''Ti'el:''' Darn it, glock, you know I can't throw scissors!
263	->'''Glock:''' Here, hold this. [Takes off coat] I shouldn't be long.
264	->'''Ti'el:''' No dying. You still owe me lunch.
265	->'''Glock:''' If I die, I'll buy you two.
266	-->--[[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=glock-and-tiel This Comic]]
267
268	->'''Ming:''' What's going on?
269	->'''Ms. West:''' Absolutely nothing that you should be concerned about. Now go home, lock your doors, and open them for ''no one''.
270	-->-- [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=girl-and-her-blob-12 This Comic]]
271
272	->'''Myrh:''' I assume this is not a common scene in your world?
273	->'''Ming:''' No, it's really not.
274	-->--[[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=girl-and-her-blob-13 This Comic]]
275
276	->'''Ming:''' What power do ''you'' have? Super sarcasm?
277	->'''Jason:''' You'd be surpriesed how often that comes in handy in these situations.
278	-->--[[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=girl-and-her-blob-15 This Comic]]
279
280	->'''Artemis Jameston:''' You can't stop me, Wotch! I know how you work! I have planned for everything you could possibly hit me with!
281	->'''Myrh:''' SPLOOSH!!
282	->'''Jameston:''' [Covered in slime] Okay... ''Almost'' everything... Ick...
283	-->--[[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=girl-and-her-blob-22 This Comic]]
284
285	->'''Robin:''' [Running with Jason] Hurry, we need to-- Ming?!
286	->'''Ming:''' [Running in opposite direction] Can't talk! Gotta save the town!
287	->'''Jason:''' Isn't that what ''we're'' doing?
288	->'''Robin:''' We'll ask later!
289	-->--[[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=girl-and-her-blob-24 This Comic]]
290
291	->''Yes, the girl who was formerly an adult male just referred to herself as the relatively normal one. What does that tell us about the rest of the cast?''
292	-->-- '''Anne (Author)''', referring to Ming in [[http://web.archive.org/web/20150423210713/http://thewotch.com/?date=2008-01-08 this comic.]]
293
294	->''Another great example of the type of story this arc is. BIG, CLIMACTIC ACTION!!....[[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome unseen]].''
295	-->--'''Author Anne''', [[http://web.archive.org/web/20150423211953/http://thewotch.com/?date=2008-01-29 here.]]
296
297	->''Prepare to be shocked and amazed! And if one of you is the fire marshal, we apologize for this in advance.''
298	-->-- '''Dee''' (Magician's Assistant), [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=now-you-see-her-5 here]].
299
300	->''If word travelled like we hoped, Sinn will be in that crowd. Well, more likely he'll be all creepy and alone in some shadows, but technically he'll be in the "crowd".''
301	-->-- '''Faustus The Great''', [[http://www.thewotch.com/?epDate=2008-05-02 here]].
302
303	->'''Anne:''' This guy deserves to be turned to slime. Er... no offense intended to friends of mine that ''actually'' are slime...
304	->'''Faustus the Great:''' I'm not even going to ask.
305	-->--[[http://www.thewotch.com/?epDate=2008-06-13 This Comic.]]
306
307	->''I lead a very interesting life...''
308	-->--'''Anne''', [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=now-you-see-her-33 here.]]
309
310	->'''"Sonja":''' So this wasn't caused by an evil overlord looking to rule the world, or a wicked witch seeking to harm us, or a wizard scheming against us... It was just... a rabbit.
311	->'''"Robyn":''' Seems that way.
312	->(BeatPanel)
313	->'''Anne:''' I'm actually okay with that.
314	->'''[[GenderBender Sonja/Jason]]:''' Me too.
315	->'''[[GenderBender Robyn/Robin]]:''' Seriously.
316	-->-- [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=now-you-see-her-36 This Comic]]
317
318	->'''Robin:''' Are you all right?
319	->'''Cassie:''' Oh, yeah[...] It's just been an exceptionally strange night. Especially since you're a prettier girl than I am.
320	-->--[[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=now-you-see-her-36 This Comic]]
321
322	->'''Anne:''' I wonder what ''that'' was about.
323	->'''Jason:''' [[AccidentalTruth Maybe Miranda left because Ivan was sneaking around her house and she put a horrible curse on him as a form of magical justice.]]
324	-->--[[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=now-you-see-her-37 This Comic]]
325
326	->'''[=DeFrain=]:''' Mind if I join you?
327	->'''Anibelle:''' Yes.
328	->'''[=DeFrain=]:''' Too bad.
329	-->-- [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=soliders-pirates-demons-4 This Comic]]
330
331	->'''[=DeFrain=]:''' I'm not going to thank you for saving me. That would imply that you actually did so on purpose, which I know you would deny tooth and nail. It might even imply that you actully ''do'' feel an affinity for your crew mates. I know how much it would offend you for me to imply such a thing.
332	-> I wouldn't want to give the impression that you might have a bigger reason for joining this fight that simply personal gain. So I won't say thank you.
333	->'''Anibelle:''' ...You're welcome.
334	->[[[BeatPanel Beat]]]
335	->'''Anibelle:''' If you take this as some sort of romantic thing, I'll rip your inestines out through your nose.
336	->'''[=DeFrain=]:''' Not a problem, don't worry.
337	-->-- [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=soliders-pirates-demons-4 This Comic]]
338
339	->'''Katie:''' Anne, you are a strange person.
340	->'''Anne:''' Yes, but I find it better to just embrace that fact.
341	-->-- [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=most-most-dangerous-game-3 This Comic]]
342
343	->''Meanwhile, in the real world (believe it or not)...''
344	-->--Note in [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=days-of-their-lives-11 this comic]], upon switching from a fantasy sequence to Anne turned into a tree.
345
346	->'''Miranda:''' Do you realise that if we don't perform this ceremony properly, the balance of magic will be thrown off throughout the world?! Magica creatures that humanity doesn't even acknowledge as anything beyond myth will overrun cities! And it will be '''''our fault!'''''
347	->'''Anne:''' But, you know, no pressure.
348	->'''Miranda:''' Oh, there's pressure. There's a whole mess of pressure.
349	-->-- [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=days-of-their-lives-16 This Comic]]
350
351	->[...] ''I used to call them friends. Then I called them suspicious. Now I don't call them at all.''
352	-->--'''"[[GenderBender Yvonne]]"''', [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=acclimating here.]]
353
354	->'''Tigerclaw:''' My name is General Tigerclaw. I help lead a resistance against a dictator Warlord.
355	->'''Anne:''' I'm Anne, and this is Robin. We... um... go to high-school...
356	->'''Tigerclaw:''' Obviously you are versed in magical combat.
357	->'''Anne:''' It comes in handy.
358	-->-- [[https://www.thewotch.com/?comic=most-most-dangerous-game-17 This Comic]]
359
360	->''Overall, life was pretty normal for Anne and her friends. They went to school... hung out... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick stopped a Djinn invasion... helped out some friends with were-curses... fought a Wicked Witch in another dimension]]... went on dates... You know, the usual.''
361	-->-- Narration for [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2011-08-12 this]] guest comic.
362
363	->''As the only one here who actually '''lived''' through the 70's, I was hoping to be '''done''' with that decade '''forever'''.''
364	-->--'''Ming''', [[http://web.archive.org/web/20150423203054/http://thewotch.com/?date=2012-06-11 here.]]
365
366	->'''Ming:''' [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor I'm going to make this a night that no one will forget!]]
367	->'''Anne:''' Oh?
368	->'''Ming:''' Let's just say I'm going to bring the 70's to them in a way they never expected!
369	->'''Anne:''' Well, as long as we dont suddenly find ourelves transported back in time, that sounds great!
370	->'''Ming:''' No time travel. Got it. Plan B, then.
371	->'''Anne:''' Miiiing...
372	->'''Ming:''' I'm just kidding!
373	-->-- [[http://www.thewotch.com/?date=2012-08-27 This Comic]]
374
375	->''Sometimes I imagine how wierd it would be to go to a normal high-school.''

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