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19[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
20->'''Yujiro:''' Just look at my son's shameful appearance.\
21'''Baki:''' ''(thinking)'' Here we go. I knew it. ''(Out loud)'' Sorry about that...\
22'''Yujiro:''' If you're going to a posh hotel to dine-- no matter what kind of food you order there-- you're expected to wear a suit jacket. How can an 18-year-old Japanese man not know that?\
23'''Baki:''' Sorry, Dad. I guess no one ever ''taught me that''.\
24'''Yujiro:''' Is that a snide remark!?\
25'''Baki:''' ...[[CallingTheOldManOut Yeah, that's exactly what it is]]. There's a whole bunch of things. Proper greetings, proper manners, proper speaking and dress, proper communications. The truth is... Nobody ever taught me how to be a civilized man. Instead of those things, I was always taught I had to get strong and stay strong. That's the only message my dad repeated to me, over and over. And of course, I obeyed him. Now I ''am'' strong. I did exactly as you taught me, Dad. Go ahead and test me. Right here, right now.
26-->-- ''Manga/BakiTheGrappler''
27
28->The fact is, I don't see the point in fighting you any more. Your pride is already shot, and in the end, I guess that's good enough for me. You were so sure of your own power that you never imagined anyone in the universe could bring you down... especially a Saiyan. Heh. Now you know what failure feels like. See, I don't need to keep fighting you because I've already won. So go crawl off someplace and hide; I don't really ''care''.
29-->-- '''Goku''' to '''Frieza''', ''Anime/DragonBallZKai''
30
31->'''Future Android 18:''' I ''hate'' you!\
32'''Future Trunks:''' You hate the fact that you're powerless to stop me, that you're completely outmatched. Well, imagine feeling the way you do now ''all of the time'', like the people of this planet do. Fools! How do you think my master Gohan felt when you ganged up on him in the rain and he had no way out? Well, now it's ''your'' turn. I hope you enjoy it.
33-->-- ''Manga/DragonBallZ''
34
35->'''Vegeta:''' You want to know what your big mistake was, Black?\
36'''Goku Black:''' What mistake?!\
37'''Vegeta:''' [''while beating Black into the ground]'' It's that stolen body! Every muscle, every cell... his body was built from a lifetime of intense battles! But you took it; it's all second-hand! You feel the power in those Saiyan cells, but you don't truly understand it, because ''you'' didn't build it! And you'll ''never'' learn to think like that clown!\
38'''Black:''' How can there be such a huge power gap between us?!\
39'''Vegeta:''' That's simple. You're an interloper, a Saiyan impostor! And I'm the ''real'' thing. THE ALMIGHTY PRINCE VEGETA!!
40-->-- ''Anime/DragonBallSuper''
41
42->Are you trying to lecture me now? Isn't it a bit too late... sensei? You're always too late when it's important. I'm glad that my teacher was the Hokage. It helped me give up on my dream to become the same. [...] You didn't realise it was me despite being my teacher. In the end you're not that great. I pity you. You died a hero and now you're showing your son how shameful your life was. Yes... Hokage look pathetic compared to what I am now.
43-->-- '''Obito Uchiha''' to '''Minato Namikaze''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''
44
45->'''Ling:''' What have you done, Greed? [[YouMonster Are you determined to prove you're a monster?]] What kind of sick creature... would kill his own friend?!\
46'''Greed:''' He wasn't my... friend...! ''(clutches his head and screams)''\
47'''Ling:''' Then why do you remember him? And are you gonna try and tell me Bido was just making everything up?!\
48'''Greed:''' [[PastLifeMemories Those are the last Greed's memories!]] They're not mine!\
49'''Ling:''' THEN WHY ARE YOU IN SO MUCH PAIN?! Pull yourself together, Greed. I'm warning you. [[FightingFromTheInside I'll take my body back if you drop your guard.]]\
50'''Greed:''' They're not mine...! Father purified me and purged the old Greed's memories! Those memories aren't a part of me anymore!\
51'''Ling:''' No, you're WRONG, Greed! It's not that easy! They'll always be a part of you! You can't just erase them from your soul! [[FamilyOfChoice They were the only part of you that you CHOSE!]] Look at them! Can you not hear their souls crying out?! You abandoned them! Your real family! You threw them away like TRASH! Fool! If you turned your back on something you wanted, [[EvilVirtues YOU DON'T DESERVE TO CALL YOURSELF GREED!]]\
52'''Greed:''' ''[clutches Bido's body and [[SkywardScream screams]] [[DeathWail in anguish]]]''
53-->-- ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''
54
55->'''Pride:''' [[VillainousRescue Why are you interfering, Kimblee?!]]\
56'''Kimblee:''' Not by choice. I was perfectly content, but when you threw away your honor as a homunculus I decided to step in. You speak of your prescience [[{{Pride}} pride]], that quality for which you are named, but then you suddenly find yourself in grave danger and [[{{Hypocrite}} you decide to escape into the body of a human, a lower lifeform which you so despise]]. It's pathetic. ''[[EvenEvilHasStandards You're a disgrace.]]''
57-->-- ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''
58
59->Why do you look down on us so much? Philosopher's Stones are born from humans and homunculi are born from those stones. But what can be made from homunculi? What do they give birth to? Can a being that can only destroy truly be called a god? You think you're the ultimate being, but you're actually just a dead end.
60-->-- '''Hohenheim''' to '''Father''', ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''
61
62->As a result of that, what happened? You were choked to death, and sunk in a sewage pit...and even now that you're dead, all you're doing is pathetically whining about how there was nothing you could do...if you have even that amount of courage in you, surely you could have gone and contacted the police! But you couldn't even do that? Why? That's right. Sadly enough, Miss Scored-A-Zero-On-The-Test-Of-Life, the only person that you could even muster the courage to talk to, the only person you ever had a connection with was this perverted excuse for a teacher right here!!
63-->-- '''Yoshihito Kanamori''' to '''Marie Moriya''', ''Manga/TheUnforgivingFlowersBlossomInTheDeadOfNight''
64
65->You're the one who's lying to yourself. You don't wanna accept the truth. Deep down, you know once Sonic is gone, your life will have to go back to the way it was before. Your days of adventure are at an end, boy, just like your friendship with that hyper-annoying hedgehog. All your dreams have been shattered, haven't they? Life is like that, kiddo. Take it from somebody who knows! Whenever you reach too high, life smacks you down! But on the bright side, at least you and I won't have to see each other ever again.
66-->-- '''Eggman''' to '''Chris''', ''Anime/SonicX''
67
68->Have any of you ever killed anyone before? Have you ever been killed before? Have you ever had a limb torn off by an artillery shell? Have you ever heard the sound of bones shattering? Have you ever smelled the reek of rotten flesh? Have you ever found the crushed bodies of your parents and siblings in a pile of rubble that used to be your home? Have you ever discovered a blown-off piece of your lover stuck to a wall? Have you ever been so hungry you tried to eat tree bark? Have you ever stewed human flesh in a pot? Have you ever convinced yourself your enemy was sub-human so you could slaughter them like animals? Have you ever been so haunted by shame and regret afterwards that you cried until you puked? Have you ever had friends who did the same, and took their own lives? Did you learn ''nothing'' about war at your university?
69-->-- '''<Handler>''' to a bunch of Ostanian terrorists, ''Manga/SpyXFamily''
70
71->You and I may be nothing alike, but we are both half demons. That means that, in both of us, there is a human heart and a demon heart, Naraku. But you have betrayed that. We were both given the freedom to choose, to follow our human heart or our demon heart, and you chose to live as a demon, ignoring all that was human in you. You chose to hurt others, to curse them with misery and suffering, but your days of hurting my friends are over, you miserable bastard!
72-->-- '''Inuyasha''' to '''Naraku''', ''Manga/{{Inuyasha}}''
73
74->No. You are just a murderer. And this notebook here is the worst murder weapon in the history of mankind. If you had been a normal person, and had used this notebook once out of curiosity, [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone you would have been surprised and scared of what happened, and regretted what you had done, and never used this notebook again]]. To speak of extremes...[[EvilCannotComprehendGood I can actually understand those who would use this notebook for their personal interests and kill a couple of people, and even think that they're normal]]. But you have yielded to the power of the notebook and Shinigami and have [[AGodAmI confused yourself with a god]]. You're just a crazy mass murderer. Nothing more. And nothing less.
75-->-- '''Near''' to '''Light Yagami''', ''Manga/DeathNote'', Chapter 105, "Impossible"
76
77->It's not coming back. And the reason is ''you'', Ruby. ''You'' hurt Feebas with your words and attitude. But I guess the root of the problem started a long time ago. Recall, Ruby, when you challenged me back in Fallabor. You didn't even use Feebas even though you challenged me to a beauty contest! Isn't Feebas the beauty representative of your team!? Your Feebas wasn't the only neglected one. During the commotion, your Marshtomp detected the cigarette fire and sent a signal. But ''you'' were so eager to challenge me that you didn't even notice. '''Why can't you trust your own Pokémon!? Why don't you listen to your Pokémon’s voices?! That's because you, Ruby, don't care about anyone but yourself!! Someone like you can't reach the peak of beauty!'''
78-->-- '''Wallace''' to '''Ruby''', ''Manga/PokemonAdventures''
79
80->You would like me to crack, wouldn't you, Panik? Because it worked for you before: winning through intimidation, not through skill. [...] You ''think'' you're winning, that your tactics are taking me by surprise... But I saw your strategy the minute I saw what kind of man you are! [...] I knew you would use Chaos Shield; cowardly bullies like you always try to hide behind something! [...] Your whole strategy is nothing ''but'' hiding and cowering!
81-->-- '''Yami''' to '''Panik''', ''Anime/YuGiOh''
82
83->'''TK:''' Let me ask you something, Ichijoji. Don't you think it's time you gave up on this little charade? It's getting old. You say you're the most powerful being in the Digital World, and yet you have no idea about the powers that are here. You're a pretender. You're like that story, ''The Emperor's New Clothes''.\
84'''Ken:''' [''growls''] You're ''nobody''! Not like me! You will bow down before me!\
85'''TK:''' [''snarking''] Sorry. The floor's kinda dirty.\
86'''Ken:''' You ''will'' listen to me! [''whips TK across the face; TK doesn't even flinch'']\
87'''TK:''' [''calmly''] When you can't think of anything to say, do you always resort to fighting?\
88'''Ken:''' I... guess?\
89'''TK:''' ''That's'' your problem. You don't know when to talk, and when to fight. Now's a good time to talk. On the other hand, it's also a good time to fight! [''punches Ken out'']
90-->-- ''Anime/DigimonAdventure02''
91
92->For someone who always talks about justice, you blindly trusted Ogre and Stylish. You couldn't see that they were evil. And that twisted laugh of yours... [[NotSoDifferentRemark It's no different from those evil men]]. [[YoureInsane You're broken]].
93-->-- '''Mine''' to '''Seryu Ubiquitous''', ''Manga/AkameGaKill''
94
95->You don't scare me anymore, Galvatron! Unlike you, I've learned to choose my allies wisely! You're nothing but a bad joke! What were you thinking joining forces with Optimus Prime and the Autobots? He's your ''enemy, remember''? Did you expect me to grovel in front of you? Huh! Not likely. I have no need for you! All we ever did was fight one meaningless battle after another! What was the point? You wanted to control the Mini-Cons and the universe but, we know that will never happen now... ''You lost control of the Decepticons!'' So what kind of a leader does that make you if you can't even manage your own kind? (''laughs'') A pretty ''poor'' one if you ask me. Unicron is completely different! He's enormous, and totally invincible! And with someone like ''me'' to advise him on issues of ''importance'', like which planets to devour and whose solar system to enslave, I see no reason why we shouldn't have a ''successful'' partnership. I can't wait until Unicron blasts you to pieces, and I scatter your dust all over the universe!
96-->-- '''Thrust''', ''Anime/TransformersArmada'', "Union"
97
98->You will always lose, Galvatron. You think of nothing but destruction. None of your victories last! You care about nothing but yourself! ''No one'' cares about you!
99-->-- '''Optimus Prime''', ''Anime/TransformersCybertron'', "Unfinished"
100
101->"You don't know the first thing about [[FallenPrincess Ange]], do you? [[{{Tsundere}} She's violent, and she's got a serious temper...]] [[HiddenDepths but she loves to laugh, and she always says exactly what's on her mind!]] She's the cutest girl there is... and you think you can break her?! You're a pathetic excuse for a man, you know that?!?"
102-->-- '''Tusk''' to '''Embryo'''; ''Anime/CrossAnge'' Episode 24 - "Eve of Destruction"
103
104->"Is that why you abducted her (Ange), abused her, and attempted to bend her to your will?! You're a pitiful man, [[AGodAmI Sir Tuner]]."
105-->-- '''Salamandinay''' to '''Embryo'''; ''Anime/CrossAnge'' Final Episode - "Beyond Time"
106
107->"Oh you call ''[[EntitledToHaveYou that]]'' 'love'? Trying to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil push yourself on me]] with that stupid haircut and that tacky suit?! No, you're [[{{Jerkass}} an asshole!]] Not to mention a creep! You don't know a ''damn thing'' on how to treat women! You're sub-human scum! Burn in hell!"
108-->-- '''Ange''' herself to '''Embryo'''; ''Anime/CrossAnge'' Final Episode - "Beyond Time"
109
110->YOU IDIOT! "Planning to keep the fire small"? "It got out of hand"? What makes you think those are valid excuses?! Shut the hell up! Did you even consider the fact that she may have been killed? What if the car broke down? A flat tire? A traffic jam? She easily could have died if those things were to happen! If you wanted her to notice you, why didn't you become someone WORTH being noticed? Why didn't you try getting her to notice you by doing something honorable?
111-->-- '''Shinichi Kudo/Conan Edogawa''' to '''Criminal''', ''Manga/CaseClosed''
112
113->In 1987\
114I was a new hire\
115Now I'm spitting hot fire\
116T-O-N's about to B-R-I-N-G\
117The hurt on you\
118Hey Retsuko! Why you working\
119If you hate your job so bad?\
120(I dunno, it's just what you do)\
121'Cause Retsuko's killin' time\
122Until she finds herself a man\
123(I dunno, it's just what you do\
124Meek and mediocre\
125You never really stand out\
126Waitin' for your check\
127Like it's nothing but a hand-out\
128You're not the best\
129Or the worst I've seen\
130I called out out hard\
131And Imma get away clean\
132What's the matter?\
133Does the cat have your tongue?\
134This is why you're on the bottom rung\
135Chained to your computer\
136And you're sweating like a loser\
137While a crush you like a closer\
138Like a lyric bulldozer\
139Asleep on your feet\
140Come on, you're dead meat\
141No play, you're DOA\
142You got nothing to say\
143You're lazy\
144'Cause you go with the flow\
145And I can't figure out\
146If you're coming or going\
147Your sad little life\
148Got no rhythm or rhyme\
149I betcha that's why you get drunk all the time
150-->-- '''Director Ton''' to Retsuko, ''Anime/{{Aggretsuko}}''
151
152->WHY'D YOU GO AGAIN?! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!\
153YOUR BEATS ARE WEAK AND YOUR RAP SUCKS!\
154LOOK AT YOU STANDING THERE WANTING A REPLY!\
155HERE IT COMES, PIG! HERE'S MY BATTLE CRY!\
156''YOU'RE A SHITTY BOSS!\
157YOU'RE A SHITTY BOSS!\
158'''I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!'''''
159-->-- '''Retsuko''' in reply to Ton, ''Anime/{{Aggretsuko}}''
160
161->Without even understanding that, you dive into things badly! Why don't you realize that instinct will lead to the destruction of the universe?! Do you fools possessed with Spiral Power have the determination we do when you hesitate to kill one irregular? Do you have the same determination as us to defeat our former comrade and seal our evolution to protect this universe!? No! You don't! You don't, you don't, you don't! Not one bit! You have no determination! No resolution! No reason! You use Spiral Power for selfish purposes and drown in it! That is the Spirals limit! And that is why you must be destroyed!
162-->-- '''Anti-Spiral''' to '''Team Dai Gurren''', ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' ([[ShutUpHannibal It doesn't take]])
163
164->'''The Killer:''' Y'know, that's what makes you kids so annoying. A grown-up goes and tells you the truth, and all you do is ignore it.\
165'''Yu:''' I'm tired of playing games! You don't have what it takes to shoot me, and you know it!\
166'''The Killer:''' ''Really...?''\
167'''Yu:''' I've heard enough! It's all bullshit! No matter what you say, you won't get away with it! And that is the '''truth'''!\
168'''Naoto:''' What you're spouting isn't logic! It's just the egotistical rantings of a lunatic! Humans need each other to survive! If you sever all ties, of course life becomes difficult!\
169'''The Killer:''' You're kids! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW?!\
170'''Yukiko:''' No, you're the child! You hate your miserable life, and yet you don't want to die?! You're not a grown man taking control of things! You're a child throwing a tantrum!\
171'''The Killer:''' '''''SHUT UP!!!'''''\
172'''Yosuke:''' I'm gonna put this bluntly: there's nothing special about you at all! The only thing you are is a lame-ass thug!\
173'''The Killer:''' SHUT UP! '''''SHUT THE HELL UP!!!'''''...I'll kill you...I'll kill you...I'LL KILL YOU JUST LIKE I DID EVERYONE ELSE!!!
174-->-- ''Anime/Persona4TheAnimation''
175
176->'''Giroro:''' I'm in.\
177'''Keroro:''' What? I thought you were gonna...\
178'''Giroro:''' Stay with you? Who are you kidding? You're an embarrassment who lets Pekoponians order you to do their menial chores. You collect ridiculous fragments of pop culture from a planet you should be destroying rather than blogging about it on Website/{{Facebook}}. You'd rather download cartoons than conquer Pekopon. You are weak, you are brainless, and you are lazy. I would rather die than serve another day with you.\
179'''Keroro:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Me, lazy?]]
180-->-- '''Corporal Giroro''' to Sgt. Keroro, ''Manga/SgtFrog''
181
182->You damned bitch! Are you saying that my special ability is to win rock-paper-scissors!? Are you an idiot!? How is that going to help me fight monsters!? And the thing that pisses me off the most is the fact that you describe what you've been doing as "gracious help"! Are you kidding me!? "Gracious", my ass! Between you and an NPC that has a special power, I'd pick the NPC any day!
183-->-- '''Kazuma Satou''' to a particularly useless goddess ally of his, ''Literature/KonoSuba''
184
185->Do you even ''hear'' yourself?!? How is winning rock-paper-scissors a special ability?! Are you freaking ''stupid?!?'' What, am I gonna challenge the Devil King to a ''game???'' But what ''really'' pisses me off is how you say you've been helping me, which can't be ''further'' from the truth! "Help", my ''ass!'' All you do is cause problems! And if I could trade you in for a special ability, I WOULD'VE DONE IT A ''LONG'' TIME AGO!
186-->--The English Dub variant of '''Kazuma''''s rant towards '''Aqua''', ''Literature/KonoSuba''
187
188->Kaneda, you've always been a pain in the ass, y'know. You've been telling me what to do since we were kids. You always treat me like a kid. You always show up and start bossing me around, and don't you deny it!
189-->-- '''Tetsuo''', ''Manga/{{AKIRA}}''
190
191->'''Lena:''' With regards to the death of Kirschblüte… my regrets. If only I could only done a little more…\
192'''Theo:''' …Regret? What are you regretting? What's the death of an Eighty Sixer or two to you? Once you get home from work, you'll just forget about it, and have a happy dinner right? All you know is saying such pretty words. You know how empty they are!? You said you wouldn't discriminate against others, you won't think of us as pigs, and you call yourself so pure and righteous. That's just a game for you to beautify yourself as a Saint, because we were bored. Mind reading the mood here though? We just lost a comrade. No time to entertain your fake goodness, get it? Or do you think that we don't feel anything just because a comrade died? Haha, yeah for you, Eighty Sixers are just a bunch of Eighty Sixers, pigs who are beneath humans, and no way can the exalted humans reason with those beneath them!\
193'''Lena:''' No… No! I wasn't…!\
194'''Theo:''' No? Then what else? You dump us onto the battlefield as weapons, have us fight to the death, and hide within the walls, just enjoying the show with an uppity face there. If that's not calling us Eighty Sixers as 'pigs,' then what?\
195'''Lena:''' ...\
196'''Theo:''' Not calling us Eighty Sixers!? You just haven't called us that, that's all! What? 'Protecting this country is our pride as citizens, and we have to respond to the call'? Do you think we came to fight a war willingly!? Isn't it because you chased us out here and forced us to fight!? Do you know how many millions died ever since the war started!? You don't care about ending the war, you just say those nice words everyday, and think that's enough to think of us as humans. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion You never bothered asking for our names anyway, haven't you!?]]
197-->-- ''Literature/EightySixEightySix''
198
199->Amuro, the Gundam has a piloting manual, right? I'll pilot the Gundam. I hate people who can't take credit for what they have done! If you can't admit that up until now, you're the one who protected the White Base, then you are not a man!
200-->-- '''Frau Bow''', ''Anime/MobileSuitGundam'', after Amuro whines one too many times about piloting Gundam (and following two [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan Bright Slaps]])
201
202->I thought you'd try to finish the battle with your own hands. You tell me to trust you... when you don't trust anyone yourself.
203-->-- '''Miorine Rembran''' to '''Shaddiq Zenelli''', ''Anime/MobileSuitGundamTheWitchFromMercury'', after the latter attempts to execute a coup de grâce to the Gundam Aerial only for the Michaelis to receive a headshot and instantly lose the duel.
204
205->[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!!!]] There's a girl out here dying and all you can think about is your career?!? There's a word for teachers like you! GARBAGE!! [...] Call the police! Call the board of education! Call anyone you like! Just don't you dare call yourself a teacher. Not in front of me. Not ever again!! Four hundred students in ten years so each one's worth one four-hundredth?! Listen to yourself! Is that why your mother made you work so hard?! So you could spout off crap like that?!? For you maybe they ''were'' all just one in four hundred... just another slab of flesh in the long line at the registration table. But to them, ''you'' were their homeroom teacher. The only one they had!
206-->-- '''Eikichi Onizuka''' to '''Hiroshi Uchiyamada''', ''Manga/GreatTeacherOnizuka''
207
208->You... Who are you... to challenge ''[[TheDreaded me]]''?! You can't even stand without your antigrav crutches. [[{{Pride}} You think you're special 'cause you're scrappy]]? Don't make me laugh!
209-->-- '''[[spoiler:Adam Smasher]]''' to '''David''', ''Anime/CyberpunkEdgerunners''
210
211->'''Tsukiko Izumisawa:''' It's far more likely that you're just some sort of [[CompulsiveLiar pathological liar]]. It's a form of illness, meaning you're out of your mind.\
212'''Tomie Kawakami:''' Did you...just say....I had some form of illness?\
213'''Tsukiko Izumisawa:''' See? You're showing your true colors! You're a lying [[YouMonster monster]]! Those photos I took and scattered managed to capture your hideous true form!
214-->--''Manga/{{Tomie}}''
215
216->'''Julian:''' Hang in there Destroyer, counter-attack!
217->'''Damian:''' Waste of time!
218->'''Julian:''' What?!
219->'''Damian:''' After your so-called Special Move has been stopped, what more can you possibly do?
220->'''Julian:''' I can-
221->'''Damian:''' Parading around like an emperor when ''this'' is the height of your power, how sad.
222->'''Julian:''' You...!
223->'''Damian:''' Just make it easy on yourself. It's obvious you don't have any extraordinary power so there's no need to keep up that tough guy act.
224->'''Julian:''' Ah!
225->'''Damian:''' I'm going to take ''all'' of it away from you. Your pride, confidence... '''everything''', sweet!
226-->--''Anime/MetalFightBeyblade''
227
228->"I don't like ugly girls." That's what he said to you, isn't it, Sunako? Maybe the words "I don't wanna be with you" should have been off-limits for Kyohei. You're aware of how many bad experiences he's had in the past simply because of his appearance. No matter what you might think, he was comfortable enough around you to say whatever he wanted. That's how much he trusted you. And because Kyohei did feel that way about you, I think your words are more wounding to him than when that guy you had a crush on said those hurtful words to you.
229-->--'''Takenaga Oda''' to '''Sunako Nakahara''', ''Manga/TheWallflower''
230
231->I bet you thought you were gonna do some pest control! Or ghost exterminations like in some make-believe story! You came to Shibuya with half-assed determination, didn't ya?! How naive, you stupid brat! This is war! Not a battle to fix what's wrong! But a clash of truths! You and your fragile justice! You are me, Yuji Itadori! I kill without a second thought just like how you save people without a second thought! The instincts of a curse against the so-called dignity obtained by human reason! It's a battle to determine who will be left standing in a 100 years! How the hell did you think you were gonna beat me when you don't even realize that?
232-->-- '''Mahito''' to '''Yuji Itadori'''. ''Manga/JujutsuKaisen''
233[[/folder]]
234
235[[folder:Fairy Tales]]
236->''"There is no mercy. He was ready to die with thee and restored thee to life again, but thou hast murdered him in his sleep, and shalt receive the reward that thou deservest."''
237-->-- ''Literature/TheThreeSnakeLeaves''
238[[/folder]]
239
240[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
241->''"It's too late! We're ''banished'', genius! We're in the '''human world!''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, what a great idea]], [[spoiler:going to your old pal Waternoose. Too bad he was in on the whole thing!]] All you had to do was listen to me ''just once'', but you ''didn't'', did you? ''[{{Beat}}]'' '''[[RageBreakingPoint You're still not listening]]?! [[UnstoppableRage AAAAAAAAAAAA]]!'''"''
242-->-- '''Mike''' to '''Sulley''', ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc''
243
244->'''Bob Parr:''' How is [[{{Jerkass}} he]]?\
245'''Rick Dicker:''' He'll live.\
246'''Bob:''' I'm fired, aren't I?\
247'''Rick:''' Oh, you ''think?''\
248'''Bob:''' What can I say, Rick?\
249'''Rick:''' Nothing you haven't said before.\
250'''Bob:''' [[ChronicHeroSyndrome Someone was in trouble]].\
251'''Rick:''' Someone's ''always'' in trouble.\
252'''Bob:''' I had to do something.\
253'''Rick:''' Yeah. Every time you say those words, it means a month and a half of trouble for me, Bob. [[HeroInsurance It means hundreds of thousands of taxpayer's dollars]].\
254'''Bob:''' I know.\
255'''Rick:''' [[TheMenInBlack We]] gotta pay to keep the company quiet. We gotta pay damages, [[MemoryWipingCrew erase memories]], relocate your family. Every time it gets harder. Money, money, money, money, money. We can't keep doing this, Bob. We appreciate what you did in the old days, but those days are over. From now on, you’re on your own.
256-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles1''
257
258->''"[[DoNotAdjustYourSet The Screenslaver interrupts this program for an important announcement]]. Don't bother watching the rest. Elastigirl doesn't save the day: she merely postpones her defeat. And while she postpones her defeat, you eat chips, and watch ''her'' invert problems that ''you'' are too lazy to deal with. Superheroes are part of your brainless desire to replace ''true'' experience with simulation. You don't talk, you watch talk ''shows.'' You don't play games, you watch game ''shows.'' Travel. Relationships. Risk. Every meaningful experience must be ''packaged'' and ''delivered'' to you to watch at a distance so that you can remain ever-sheltered, ever-passive, ever-ravenous ''consumers'' who can't bring themselves to rise from their couches, break a sweat and participate in life. You want superheroes to protect you, and make yourselves ever more powerless in the process. Well, you tell yourselves you're being "looked after". That your interests are being served and your rights are being upheld. So that the system can keep stealing from you, smiling at you all the while. Go ahead, send your supers to stop me. Grab your snacks, watch your screens, and see what happens. You are no longer in control. I am."''
259-->-- '''Screenslaver''', ''WesternAnimation/Incredibles2''
260
261->'''Rattlesnake Jake:''' I hear you been tellin' about how you killed all them Jenkins brothers. With one bullet, wasn't it? Ain't that right? All these good folks here believe your little stories, don't they? Why, they believe you're just a stone killer, don't they? Seems these folks trust you. They think you're gonna save their little town. They think you're gonna save their little souls! ''[turns to Beans and mockingly licks her cheek before turning back to Rango]'' But we know better, don't we? So why don't you show your friends what you're made of? Show 'em who you really are? ''[pulls out gun]'' Why don't you pull your gun and shoot me? ''[empties out bullets]'' But of course you won't need all of these. Just one, right? ''[gives Rango the gun and points it in his face]'' Go head, hero. Pull the trigger. ''[Rango doesn't shoot]'' You got killer in your eyes, son? ...I don't see it. ''[Rango lowers his gun]'' You didn't do any of them things you said, did you? You didn't kill them Jenkins Brothers. You ain't even from the West! Are you?! ''[Rango doesn't speak]'' Say it!\
262'''Rango:''' ''[whispers]'' No.\
263'''Jake:''' Oh, speak up! I don't think your friends here heard you.\
264'''Rango:''' No.\
265'''Jake:''' All you've done is lie to these good people. You ain't nothing but a fake and a coward. Isn't that right?\
266'''Rango:''' ''[softly]'' Yes.\
267'''Jake:''' LOUDER!\
268'''Rango:''' ''[clearly]'' Yes.\
269'''Jake:''' ''[slithers around Rango]'' Listen close, you pathetic fraud. This is ''my town now''. If I ever see you again, I will take your soul straight down to HELL!
270-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Rango}}''
271
272->'''The Witch:''' I'll make you suffer!\
273'''Norman:''' Why?\
274'''The Witch:''' Because... Because...\
275'''Norman:''' Because you want everyone to hurt just as much as you are. So whenever you wake up, you play this mean game, but you don't play fair!\
276'''The Witch:''' They hurt me!\
277'''Norman:''' So you hurt them back?\
278'''The Witch:''' I wanted everyone to see how rotten they were!\
279'''Norman:''' You're just like them, [[spoiler:Agatha]]!\
280'''The Witch:''' No, I'm not!\
281'''Norman:''' You're a bully.\
282'''The Witch:''' No, I'm not!\
283'''Norman:''' They did something awful, but that doesn't mean you should too! All that's left of you now is mean and horrible!\
284'''The Witch:''' That's not true!\
285'''Norman:''' Then stop. This is wrong and you know it! You've spent so long remembering the bad people that you've forgotten the good ones. There must have been someone who loved you and cared for you. You don't remember them?\
286'''The Witch:''' Leave me alone!\
287'''Norman:''' But you're not alone! You have to remember!\
288'''The Witch:''' Keep away from me!\
289'''Norman:''' REMEMBER!
290-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ParaNorman''
291
292->''"We have to protect ''them'' from [[BigBadFriend YOU]]! It's you who has to be feared! Because you ''are'' a monster! You ''are'' evil! And you... are... [[FingerPokeOfDoom it]]!"''
293-->-- '''The Powerpuff Girls''', ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirlsMovie''
294
295->'''Eddy:''' Hey! Where're you going? You're heading back into the swamp! My bro don't live... ''(touches Double D's shoulder)''\
296'''Double D:''' ''(slaps him away)'' Don't you '''''DARE''''' ''TOUCH ME!!'' A sap?! Well excuse my sincerity for thinking I had lost the only two people I had left in this world...!\
297'''Eddy:''' ''(smiling)'' And?\
298'''Double D:''' It's surprising, because your stubborn, inane desire to shock, sandbag, and swindle IS WHAT PUT US HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!\
299'''Ed:''' [[DramaticallyMissingThePoint I helped too]]!\
300''(Double D shoots a DeathGlare at Ed, who jumps back in shock. Double D then furiously turns back to Eddy, who's still smiling.)''\
301'''Double D:''' You and your NEFARIOUS '''SCAMS!!'''\
302'''Eddy:''' ''([[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne finally gets mad]])'' [[HolierThanThou Like YOU were pickin' daisies!]] '''[[JerkassHasAPoint YOU BUILT THE STUPID THING!!]]'''\
303'''Double D:''' If YOU had paid attention to what I said and ''NOT'' pushed the red button...!\
304''(Double D and Eddy start physically duking it out)''\
305'''Ed:''' STOP! I demand you tickle each other right now!\
306'''Double D/Eddy:''' STAY OUT OF IT, ED!\
307'''Ed:''' ''(fearful)'' The evil darkside has consumed them both! Trouble! Bad! Pain!\
308'''Double D:''' I've had ENOUGH!\
309''(Double D kicks off Eddy, sending him crashing onto the ground.)''\
310'''Double D:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm returning home!]]\
311'''Ed:''' ''([[AintTooProudToBeg pleading]])'' But we ''can't'' go home, Double D!\
312'''Edd:''' [[FaceDeathWithDignity I'd rather face my consequences]], Ed, than wander aimlessly with a ''[[WithFriendsLikeThese so-called]]'' '''''[[WithFriendsLikeThese FRIEND]]!'''''
313-->--''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddysBigPictureShow''
314
315->'''Elsa:''' Anna, what do you know about true love?\
316'''Anna:''' More than you! All you know is how to shut people out!
317-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013''
318
319->'''Hans:''' Anna? B-But... she froze your heart!\
320'''Anna:''' The only frozen heart around here is ''yours''.
321-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013''
322
323->'''Mirabel:''' Isa? Heeeeeeeeey. I know we've had our issues, but I'm ready to be a better sister to you. So we should just hug. Let's hug it out.\
324'''Isabela:''' Hug it... out? Luisa can't lift an empanada, Mariano's ''nose'' looks like a smashed papaya... [[SuddenlyShouting HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND]]!?\
325'''Mirabel:''' Isa, I feel like you're upset and you know what cures being upset? A warm embrace.\
326'''Isabela:''' ''Get. Out.'' Everything was perfect. Abuela was happy, the family was happy. You wanna be a better sister? Apologize for ''ruining my life!'' ''[{{Beat}}]'' Go on. Apologize.\
327'''Mirabel:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Am. Sorry.]] ''[{{Beat}}]'' That your life is sooooooo great!\
328'''Isabela:''' Out.\
329'''Mirabel:''' Fine, I apologize. I wasn't trying to ruin your life! Some of us have bigger problems, you [[EntitledBastard selfish, entitled princess]]!\
330'''Isabela:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Selfish]]!? I've been stuck being perfect my whole entire life [[NeverMyFault and literally the only thing you've done for me is mess things up]]!\
331'''Mirabel:''' Nothing's messed up! You can still marry that big dumb hunk!\
332'''Isabela:''' [[spoiler:[[WhamLine I never]] ''[[WhamLine wanted]]'' [[WhamLine to marry him! I was doing it]] '''[[WhamLine FOR THE FAMILY!]]]]'''
333-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}}''
334
335->'''Khalil:''' Would you look at yourself?! You care more about that weed than about all the people in Nineveh! ''[Jonah stammers]'' Why are you here now? Instead of back in the belly of that whale? ''[Jonah again has no answer]'' Because God is compassionate! He wanted to help you! And because He is merciful! He gave you a second chance!\
336'''Jonah:''' Oh, yes -- and I'm very grateful--\
337'''Khalil:''' Has it ever occurred to you that maybe God loves everybody, not just ''you''?! That maybe He wants to give everyone a second chance! ''[Jonah stammers yet again]'' He saw that those people needed help -- that they didn't know right from wrong -- and He wanted to help them! And that is why He sent you! And when you told them what they were doing wrong they said they were sorry, they put down their mackerels and their halibuts, and they asked God for a second chance. And by golly, He gave them one! Don't you see? God wants to give everyone a second chance! And so should we!\
338'''Jonah:''' ''[at first considering, then hotly angry]'' Well, if they get a second chance -- those ''fish-slappers'' -- well, then... it would be better if I were dead! ''[flops on the ground and throws a tantrum like a toddler]'' '''''OH I WISH I WERE BACK IN THAT WHALE!'''''\
339'''Khalil:''' ''[stunned]'' You are pathetic. ''[{{Beat}}]'' You know, patience runs very deep in my family... but not that deep. I am out of here!\
340'''Jonah:''' What? What are you doing?\
341'''Khalil:''' I wanted to be big and important... just like you! But the world doesn't need more people who are "big and important", the world needs more people who are nice. And compassionate. And merciful. That's what I want to be. You can find yourself a new traveling buddy. Goodbye.\
342'''Jonah:''' You can't just leave!\
343'''Khalil:''' Can and am!
344-->-- '''Khalil''' to '''Jonah''', ''WesternAnimation/JonahAVeggieTalesMovie''
345
346->'''Esmerelda:''' You mistreat this poor boy the same way you mistreat my people. You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help!\
347'''Frollo:''' [[SilenceYouFool SILENCE!]]\
348'''Esmerelda:''' ''[raises fist]'' [[ShutUpHannibal JUSTICE!]]\
349'''Frollo:''' Mark my words, gypsy; you will pay for this insolence.\
350'''Esmerelda:''' Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool. The only fool ''I'' see... is ''you!''
351-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney''
352
353->'''Frollo:''' (''[[OhCrap stammering]]'') N-now... now, listen to me, Quasimodo-!\
354'''Quasimodo:''' (''furiously'') [[CallingTheOldManOut NO!]] ''[[CallingTheOldManOut YOU]]'' [[CallingTheOldManOut LISTEN!]] All my life, you've told me the world is a dark, ''cruel'' place. But now I see that the only thing dark and cruel about it is ''PEOPLE LIKE '''YOU!'''''
355-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney''
356
357->'''Joker:''' ''[gets [[GroinAttack kneed]] by Terry in the groin]'' What are you doing?!\
358'''Terry:''' [[CombatPragmatist Fighting dirty]].\
359'''Joker:''' The ''[[PretenderDiss real]]'' Batman would never-- ''[Terry digs the knee in deeper]'' AUGH!\
360'''Terry:''' [[InsultBackfire Told you [that] you didn't know me]].\
361'''Joker:''' Funny guy...\
362'''Terry:''' Can't say the same for you.\
363'''Joker:''' ''[loses his joking demeanor]'' Impudent brat! Who do you think you're talking to?\
364'''Terry:''' Not a comedian, I'll tell you that.\
365'''Joker:''' Shut your mouth!\
366'''Terry:''' The "real" Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him.\
367'''Joker:''' [[WarriorTherapist Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy]]!\
368'''Terry:''' Oh, I don't need a degree to figure ''you'' out. The real reason you kept coming back was [[TheGadfly you never got a laugh out of the old man]].\
369'''Joker:''' I'm not hearing this...\
370'''Terry:''' Get a clue, clowny! [[NoSenseOfHumor He's got no sense of humor! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape!]] Not that you ever had a good joke.\
371'''Joker:''' Shut up! ''[[BigShutUp Shut up]]!''\
372'''Terry:''' I mean, joy buzzers, squirting flowers? ''Lame!'' Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something!\
373'''Joker:''' Show yourself!\
374'''Terry:''' [[BoringInsult You make me laugh, but only because I think you're kinda pathetic]]. ''[imitates Joker's laugh]''\
375'''Joker:''' ''Stop that!''\
376'''Terry:''' So you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached, and decided to become a supervillain. [[DisappointedByTheMotive What, you couldn't get work as a rodeo clown]]? ''[laughing intensifies]''\
377'''Joker:''' Don't you ''dare'' laugh at me!\
378'''Terry:''' ''[laughing even harder]'' Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh!\
379'''Joker:''' '''''[[VillainousBreakdown YOU'RE NOT BATMAN]]!'''''
380-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker''
381
382->'''The Riddler:''' Tonight, I'll show them all by doing what none of them could: Killing the Batman! Can you feel it, [[spoiler:Bruce]]? Can you feel it all slipping away? [[FromNobodyToNightmare What do you think of me now]]? ''[Batman punches him in the face]''\
383'''Batman:''' [[ShutUpHannibal You talk too much]].\
384'''Riddler:''' ''I repeat:'' WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME NOW?\
385'''Batman:''' That you're the same [[InferioritySuperiorityComplex insecure]] [[CListFodder C-lister]] that you were before you went into [[CameBackWrong the Lazarus Pit]].\
386'''Riddler:''' Big talk from a ''dead man''!\
387'''Batman:''' You tell riddles a ''fifth-grader'' could solve, you call yourself the Riddler. The sheer lack of imagination is staggering.\
388'''Riddler:''' You take that back!\
389'''Batman:''' A one-gimmick hack, the joke of the underworld!\
390'''Riddler:''' Damn you! [[VillainousBreakdown SHUT UP]]!\
391'''Batman:''' You think you got the best of Ivy, Joker and Bane? Once they find out [[spoiler:[[NotHisSled Hush was the Riddler]]]], they'll hunt you down like a dog. It won't be pretty.\
392'''Riddler:''' ''I'm not scared of them any more!'' I'm going to kill them, just like I'm going to kill you!\
393'''Batman:''' The effects of the pit don't last forever. [[MeaningfulEcho I'm sure even now, you can feel it. All that strength and genius slipping away]], just when you need it most.\
394'''Riddler:''' [[BigNo No, NO]]!\
395'''Batman:''' [[BorrowedCatchphrase Riddle me this]]: Who's HisOwnWorstEnemy?
396-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanHush2019''
397
398->'''Two-Face:''' Fate's not on your side, kid.\
399'''Red Robin:''' Spare me the damn speech, and [[GetItOverWith get it over with]].\
400'''Two-Face:''' I'm starting to wonder if fate was ever on your side at all. Look at ya. [[FallenHero Used to fly with the Bat. Used to stand for something]]. Now you're like a coin on its edge. You're nothing. [[HeWhoFightsMonsters Gotham fears ya, Batman's chasing ya]], and normally I'd just killed ya. But I can't kill what’s already dead inside. [[CruelMercy The worst I can do is let ya live with what ya already are. A perfect failure]]. Now that's a [[FateWorseThanDeath fate worse than death]]. Live with that for the rest of your miserable life, however long that is. [[SeeYouInHell See ya in hell, kid]].
401-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DCShowcaseBatmanDeathInTheFamily''
402
403->'''Sunset Shimmer:''' You'll never get away with this.\
404'''Adagio Dazzle:''' Why? Because you didn't? ''[Sunset freezes]'' Oh, we know all about you, Sunset Shimmer. You've got quite a reputation here at Canterlot High.\
405'''Sunset:''' I've changed! I'm in a much better place now!\
406'''Aria Blaze:''' Waiting in the wings while your "friends" have all the fun?\
407'''Adagio:''' Oh yes, you girls are ''so'' tight. And yet, they didn't ask you to be in their band.\
408'''Aria:''' Probably afraid no one would want to see them play if she was in the group.\
409'''Sonata Dusk:''' Too bad! So sad!\
410'''Adagio:''' If it's any consolation, no one is going to remember you at all by the time we're done.
411-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsRainbowRocks''
412
413->'''Plankton:''' THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! ''[everyone pauses and the crowd gasps]''\
414'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''My'' fault?!\
415'''Plankton:''' You're the one who stole the wrong secret formula!\
416'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I didn't know there were two bottles!\
417'''Plankton:''' Of course you didn't! 'Cause you got cotton candy for brains! ''[the crowd goes "ooh"]'' No, seriously, he really does.\
418'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Well, we wouldn't even be in this mess in the first place if you weren't so selfish and evil!\
419'''Plankton:''' I ''was'' selfish and evil until you ruined everything with your te-amwork!\
420'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''[gasps]'' You take that back!\
421'''Plankton:''' YOU ARE THE WORST TE-AMMATE EVER!
422-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutOfWater''
423
424->'''Flash:''' What did you do to the world?\
425'''Professor Zoom:''' Oh, Barry. That's the beauty of all this: [[NotMeThisTime I didn't do any of it]]. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero You did]]. Think, Barry. Isn't there some little thing, some little good deed, you might have done?\
426'''Flash:''' I saved someone.\
427'''Zoom:''' Yes.\
428'''Flash:''' I saved her. I saved Mom.\
429'''Zoom:''' That's right.\
430'''Flash:''' No... no! It wouldn't have changed all of this. It wouldn't have changed what happened before her murder. Bruce's parents, Clark's landing...\
431'''Zoom:''' Oh, but it did. Break the sound barrier, and there's a sonic boom. You broke the time barrier, Flash. Time boom. [[ButterflyOfDoom Ripples of distortion radiated out through that point of impact, shifting everything just a tiny bit]]. But enough. Enough for events to happen slightly different.\
432'''Flash:''' ...I just wanted to save her.\
433'''Zoom:''' ''[sarcastically]'' Her hero. How noble. ''[sincere]'' Oh, wait. You didn't stop JFK from getting assassinated. Or make sure Hitler stayed in art school. You saved your mommy. You missed her. And in a supreme act of selfishness, shattered history like a rank amateur. Turned the world into a living hell moments away from destruction. And ''I'm'' the villain?
434-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueTheFlashpointParadox''
435
436->'''2003 Trigon:''' You fool! You didn't think they'd find the Worlogog from [[WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo your Earth]]?\
437'''2013 Beast Boy:''' It wasn't easy!\
438'''2013 Cyborg:''' That Mrs. Claus ''is legit!''\
439'''2013 Trigon:''' Well, yeah. I just figured Santa's wife had it covered--\
440'''2003 Trigon:''' First you resurrect me by just a leg, then you let the Ravens get away, and now you've allowed the Titans to return to [[WesternAnimation/TeenTitans2003 this Earth]]!\
441'''2013 Trigon:''' It's not like we can't ''defeat'' them, there's two of us--\
442'''2003 Trigon:''' How can you be so careless? So unfathomably stupid?! Oh, I know! It's because everything from your world is just a ''pea-brained, squashed down, bobbleheaded version of ours''!
443-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGoVsTeenTitans'', right before 2013 Trigon eats 2003 Trigon
444
445->"''Tell me if this story sounds familiar: naïve little hick with good grades and big ideas decides, '[[SillyRabbitIdealismIsForKids Hey look at me, I'm gonna move to Zootopia, where predators and prey live in harmony and sing Kumbaya!]]' Only to find, whoopsie: we don't all get along. And that dream of becoming a big city cop? Double whoopsie: she's a meter maid. And whoopsie number three-sie: no one cares about her or her dreams. And soon enough, those dreams die, and our bunny sinks into an emotional and literal squalor living in a box under a bridge, until finally, she has no choice but to go back home with that cute, fuzzy-wuzzy little tail between her legs to become... you're from Bunnyburrow, is that what you said? So how about a carrot farmer? That sound about right?''"
446-->-- '''Nick Wilde''' to Judy Hopps, ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}''
447
448->''"NO! She will not be [[TurnInYourBadge giving you that badge]]. Look, you gave her a... a... a clown vest and a three wheel joke mobile and two days to solve a case you guys haven't cracked in two weeks? Yeah, no wonder she needed to get help from a fox. None of you guys were gonna help her, were you? Here's the thing, [[DaChief chief]]. You gave her the 48 hours, so technically we still have... 10 left, to find our Mr. Otterton. And that's exactly what we're gonna do. So, if you'll excuse us, we have a very big lead to follow and a case to crack. Good day."''
449-->-- '''Nick Wilde''' to Chief Bogo, ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}''
450
451->''"Candace, while I treasure your imagination, every day you call and tell me WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb have built some big, unbelievable thing in the backyard, and every day I come home to find nothing there! Doesn't it exhaust you? It exhausts ''me''!"''
452-->-- '''[[ParentalObliviousness Linda Flynn-Fletcher]]''', as an invention disappears right behind her, ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieCandaceAgainstTheUniverse''
453
454->''Hey, listen up, meathead!\
455I'm gonna say this once, and I'm not gonna repeat it.\
456{{Greed}}, see, it's like a little pet, alright,\
457And the more and more and more that you gonna feed it,\
458The more hungry it'll get!\
459But, y'know, you can't really blame greed -- no, that's stupid.\
460You see, it's got a worm inside. Oh yeah, that's right.\
461That's one that always needs to feed, and\
462Is never satisfied! You get it?!\
463But the more you try to find it,\
464The more it likes to hide. Now listen!\
465That is a nasty little worm.\
466I like to call it {{Pride}}.\
467See, now'' that's ''why you're biggering! Listen here, idiot!\
468And figuring on biggering!\
469[[AmbitionIsEvil But, that biggering's...\
470Just triggering...\
471MORE biggering]]!''
472-->-- '''The Lorax''' to '''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive The Once-Ler]]''', ''[[CutSong Biggering]]'', ''WesternAnimation/TheLorax2012''
473
474->'''Shrek:''' I already told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me! [[TheAloner I live alone]]! MY swamp! ME! Nobody else, nobody! Especially [[TheLoad useless]], [[ButtMonkey pathetic]], [[SidekickCreatureNuisance annoying]], TALKING DONKEYS! ''[turns and leaves]''\
475'''Donkey:''' Shrek... but I thought...\
476'''Shrek:''' Well, you know what? [[FriendshipDenial You thought wrong]]!
477-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Shrek1''
478
479->'''Shrek:''' ''[having a fight with Donkey over a branch to build a wall with]'' Let go, Donkey!\
480'''Donkey:''' ''You'' let go, Shrek!\
481'''Shrek:''' Stubborn [[VisualPun jackass]]!\
482'''Donkey:''' [[BigStupidDoodooHead Smelly ogre]]!\
483'''Shrek:''' ''[dropping that branch so that Donkey falls over, then stepping away]'' ''Fine''!\
484'''Donkey:''' Hey, come back! I'm not through with you yet! ''[runs after Shrek]''\
485'''Shrek:''' Well, I'm through with ''you''!\
486'''Donkey:''' Oh, no! You know, with you, it's always "[[ItsAllAboutMe Me, me, me]]!" ''[steps in front of the entrance to Shrek's house]'' Well, guess what? ''Now it's my turn''! So you just ''shut up'' and ''pay attention''! ''[follows Shrek all the way to his outhouse]'' You are mean to me, you insult me, [[DudeWheresMyRespect and you don't appreciate anything that I do]]! You're always pushin' me around, or pushin' me away!\
487'''Shrek:''' Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?\
488'''Donkey:''' Because that's what friends do! ''[rearing into Shrek's face]'' ''They forgive each other!''\
489'''Shrek:''' Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey. [[FlippantForgiveness I forgive you]]... ''[[BackhandedApology for stabbing me in the back]]!'' ''[goes into the outhouse and slams the door]''\
490'''Donkey:''' '''OOOOOOOHHHHHH!''' You're so [[CallBack wrapped up in layers, Onion Boy]], you're afraid of your own feelings!\
491'''Shrek:''' [[LameComeback Go away]]!\
492'''Donkey:''' There you are! Doing it again, just like you did with Fiona! All she ever did was like you! ''Maybe even love you!''\
493'''Shrek:''' ''Love me?!'' ''She said I was '''ugly'''''! [[PoorCommunicationKills A hideous creature]]! I heard the two of you talking!\
494'''Donkey:''' She wasn't talking about ''you'', okay?! She was talking about... [[ExactWords Somebody]] [[WhamLine else]].
495-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Shrek1''
496
497->'''The Wolf:''' Sorry to crash the party with [[CatsHaveNineLives your past lives]]... Or your past deaths, as I like to call them. ''(Raises one of his sickles, revealing a KillTally of Puss' deaths)'' I was there to witness all of them. [[PunctuatedEmphasis Each. Frivolous. End.]] [[DudeWheresMyRespect But you didn't even notice me because]] "[[IronicEcho Puss in Boots laughs in the face of death]]." [[DoNotTauntCthulhu Right?]] ''[[WhosLaughingNow But you're not laughing now]].''\
498'''Puss:''' [[WhamLine You are no bounty hunter.]] [[OhCrap You are]]...!\
499'''The Wolf:''' '''[[TheGrimReaper Death]]'''. [[NotHyperbole And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way.]] '''[[IAmTheNoun I'M DEATH.]]''' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis STRAIGHT. UP.]]''''' And I have come for you, Puss in Boots.\
500'''Puss:''' But I'm still alive!\
501'''Death:''' ''(EvilLaugh)'' You know... I'm not a cat person. I find the very idea of ''nine lives'' '''''absurd'''''. [[VillainHasAPoint And]] ''[[{{Pride}} you]]'' [[VillainHasAPoint didn't value]] ''[[YetAnotherStupidDeath any]]'' [[VillainHasAPoint of them]]. So why don’t I do us ''both'' a favor, ''and take this last one now''?
502-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PussInBootsTheLastWish''
503
504->'''Hopper:''' You piece of dirt! No, I'm wrong. [[InsultToRocks You're lower than dirt]]. [[FantasticRacism You're an ANT]]! Let this be a lesson to all you ants: ideas are very dangerous things! You are mindless, soil-shoving losers, put on this Earth to serve ''us.''\
505'''Flik:''' You're wrong, Hopper. Ants are ''not'' meant to serve grasshoppers. I've seen these ants do great things. And year after year they somehow manage to pick food for themselves ''and'' you. So who is the weaker species? Ants don't serve grasshoppers! It's ''you'' who need ''us!'' We're a lot stronger than you say we are. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion And you know it, don't you?]]
506-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife''
507
508->'''Mr. Fox:''' I think it's time for me to give us a pep talk and explain some things. A very long time ago--\
509'''Mrs. Fox:''' May I have a word with you privately?\
510'''Mr. Fox:''' Well, we're in a hole here. Where-?\
511'''Mrs. Fox:''' Just on the other side of this mineral deposit. Follow me. ''[they walk over behind it as she takes a deep breath]'' [[TranquilFury I'm gonna lose my temper now]].\
512'''Mr. Fox:''' ...When?\
513'''Mrs. Fox:''' Right now.\
514'''Mr. Fox:''' Well, whe-?''[Mrs. Fox scratches him across the face]''\
515'''Mrs. Fox:''' [[TwoOfYourEarthMinutes Twelve fox years ago]], you made a promise to me, when we were caged inside that fox trap, that if we survived, you would never steal another chicken, turkey, goose, duck, or squab, whatever they are. And I believed you. Why? ''[tearing up]'' Why did you ''lie'' to me?!\
516'''Mr. Fox:''' ...[[AppealToInherentNature Because I'm a wild animal]].\
517'''Mrs. Fox:''' You are also a husband. And a ''father''.\
518'''Mr. Fox:''' I'm trying to tell you the truth about myself.\
519'''Mrs. Fox:''' I don't care about the truth about yourself. This story is too... ''predictable''.\
520'''Mr. Fox:''' Predictable? Really? What happens in the end?\
521'''Mrs. Fox:''' In the end, we all die. Unless you change.
522-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FantasticMrFox''
523
524->'''Miguel O'Hara:''' You don't get it! You're an anomaly!\
525'''Miles Morales:''' Not if you let me go home!\
526'''Miguel:''' ''Everywhere'' you go, you're an anomaly! You're the ''original'' anomaly! The spider that gave you your powers wasn't from your dimension. It was never supposed to bite you! There's a world out there with no Spider-Man to protect them, because it bit YOU instead! You're not supposed to be Spider-Man!\
527'''Miles:''' No! [[ThatLiarLies You're lying!]] I'm Spider-Man!\
528'''Miguel:''' You're a ''mistake!'' [[TheyDiedBecauseOfYou If you hadn’t been bit, your Peter Parker would have]] ''[[TheyDiedBecauseOfYou lived!]]'' [[TheyDiedBecauseOfYou Instead he died, saving]] ''[[TheyDiedBecauseOfYou you!]]'' He would have stopped the collider before it ever went off. Spot wouldn’t exist. And ''none of this'' would have happened. And all this time, ''I'' have been the only one holding it all together! You don’t belong here. You never did.
529-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse''
530
531
532[[/folder]]
533
534[[folder:Literature]]
535->Now, as you already know, the wizard Lord Voldemort has returned to this country. The wizarding community is currently in a state of open warfare. Harry, whom Lord Voldemort has already attempted to kill on a number of occasions, is in even greater danger now than the day when I left him upon your doorstep 15 years ago, with a letter explaining about his parents' murder and expressing the hope that you would care for him as though he were your own. You did not do as I asked. You have never treated Harry as a son. He has known nothing but neglect and often cruelty at your hands. The best that can be said is that he has at least escaped the appalling damage that you have inflicted upon the unfortunate boy sitting between you.
536-->-- '''Albus Dumbledore''' to '''The Dursleys''', ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince''
537
538->It's a remarkable case-history. Galloping paranoia. Delusions of jealousy and persecution. Megalomaniac hatred and desire for revenge. Curiously enough, it may have something to do with your teeth. Diastema, they call it. Comes from sucking your thumb when you're a child. Yes. I expect that's what the psychologists will say when they get you into the lunatic asylum. "Ogre's teeth." Being bullied at school and so on. Extraordinary the effect it has on a child. Then Nazism helped to fan the flames and then came the crack on your ugly head. The crack you engineered yourself. I expect that settled it. From then on you were really mad. Same sort of thing as people who think they're God. Extraordinary what tenacity they have. Absolute fanatics. You're almost a genius. Lombroso would have been delighted with you. As it is you're just a mad dog that'll have to be shot. Or else you'll commit suicide. Paranoiacs generally do. Too bad. Sad business. And now let's get on with this farce, you great hairy-faced lunatic.
539-->-- '''Literature/JamesBond''' to '''Hugo Drax/Graf Hugo von der Drache''', ''{{Literature/Moonraker}}''
540
541->When you subtract the blood you've spilled and the pain you've caused, have you really done that much more, Skitter? That's oversimplifying, obviously. Right and wrong aren't a matter of adding the good deeds and subtracting the bad. [...] I see the repercussions you don't. Things pass my desk: hospital bills, property damage, psychiatrist's notes. People lose their jobs, lose precious belongings. Parents are woken in the middle of the night because their children are seriously injured. I see the details from detectives in narcotics who track the drug trade. I ''know'' you don't sell drugs, Skitter. But you're interacting with people who do. If you buy a favor from someone who does, the Merchants, Coil, the Chosen, then you're indirectly supporting that trade. Just like you're supporting any number of evils every time you help a fellow villain. I've talked to homicide detectives who have dealt with the bodies in the wake of your shenanigans. People die when you start feuds. Bakuda was injured by you in one altercation, and she attacked the city over the course of several days. Do you know how many people were harmed, then? Because you set her off? I could show you photos. People with flesh melted off, frozen, burned, turned to glass. When I don't see these things in person, I see them on my desk, in high-definition glossy photos. I could arrange for you to see the photos if you don't believe me, or if you want to see the damage you've done for yourself. [...] Are you afraid facing that reality would shatter this nice little delusion you're living under? [...] Where do you draw the line? When do you start taking responsibility? Or will you explain away every evil you’ve done and count only the actions you want?
542-->-- '''Piggot''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''
543
544->You have no understanding of the warrior code at all. What you've done here proves it. You've risked the lives of young kits... by leaving them alone here. Anything could have happened to them. They could have been lost. They could have died. My kits could have '''died'''. But you didn't just betray me. You betrayed the entire Clan. You did all this...and you never considered how it would make any of us feel. The Clan is a family, Sol. A community. And you're incapable of thinking about anyone but yourself. I banish you from [=SkyClan=]. You've betrayed my trust, betrayed the warrior code...betrayed everything I thought you believed in.
545-->-- '''Leafstar''', ''Literature/WarriorCats: After The Flood''
546
547->“Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You give a tenth of your spices—mint, dill and cumin. But you have neglected the more important matters of the law—justice, mercy and faithfulness. You should have practiced the latter, without neglecting the former. You blind guides! You strain out a gnat but swallow a camel.
548
549->“Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You clean the outside of the cup and dish, but inside they are full of greed and self-indulgence. Blind Pharisee! First clean the inside of the cup and dish, and then the outside also will be clean.
550
551->“Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean. In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness.
552-->-- '''UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}}''', [[Literature/TheFourGospels Matthew 23:23-28]]
553
554->I'm impressed that you think so highly of the Pack. But the truth is, a dog never changes. I've been around long enough to know that. Look at you -- you're a Lone Dog; it's in your blood. Your Lone Dog nature will always get the better of you. First you joined the Leashed Dogs, then the Wild Pack. Now you have taken it upon yourself to foster the Fierce Dogs. I doubt your commitment will last. I'll wake up one morning to discover you've deserted the Pack, including your precious Fierce Dogs. We'll be left to pick up the pieces.
555-->-- '''Alpha''' to Lucky, ''Literature/SurvivorDogs: Darkness Falls''
556
557->Is that the best you've got? Babies crying and ghosts whispering lies from beyond the grave? The Dark Lord of the Sith ''I'' knew would have been ashamed to use such tactics. ... Ysanne Isard would've had you analyzed, digitized, and discarded without a second thought, and she wasn't even Force-sensitive. Darth Vader would've found you amusingly quaint, and the Emperor... Well, the Emperor actually ''succeeded'' in destroying the Jedi, so he'd see you as the very definition of failure!
558-->-- '''Mara Jade''' to Sith Lord '''Exar Kun''', ''[[Literature/JediAcademyTrilogy I, Jedi]]''
559
560->'''Klefan Opus:''' The Galaxy needs you. After we rescue Charlin and take care of this Jakadis fellow, we will go into hiding and-
561->'''Iskat Akaris:''' [[LittleNo No.]] ''[Klefan goes still]'' [[RedemptionRejection No. Why go into hiding when I have found my rightful purpose?]] If I am the sion of my mother's hopes, then why should she want me to return to the Jedi Order [[FailureHero that failed both of us and the Galaxy?]] I have chosen to free my hearts and soul from the shackles that have held me down for so long. I refuse to bury the parts of myself that I love best. My mother wasn't weak and fragile, she was just unwilling to allow you to hobble and oppress her. In the end, she wanted to be free of the Jedi and so she chose her own freedom. I lived too long under those strict edicts, always feeling like a different animal entirely. Repressing my true powers so that you would find me ''acceptable'' and ''palatable''. ''[snorts]'' What a waste of a life.
562->'''Klefan Opus:''' Iskat, the Dark Side has lied to you. You must not give way to your anger-
563->'''Iskat Akaris:''' [[SuddenlyShouting SILENCE!]] I will not take orders from those who have never felt this pain, who have never made any real sacrifice or been sent out to die! You with your slavish devotions to platitudes, you sat in the [Jedi] Temple meditating while the Jedi ordered us about like holo chess pieces. While they let the [Clone Wars] drag out, slaughtering millions, murdering their own, just to further weaken the Republic so it would be primed for their attack. You went to Geonosis, but stayed out of the arena.
564->'''Klefan Opus:''' [[JustFollowingOrders We were under orders.]]
565->'''Iskat Akaris:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Of course you were. You were just doing what you were told, weren't you?]] People like you, cowards like you, you destroy because you never agress. You kill with your false hope and impotent strategies. [[MurderByInaction Entire populations died because the Jedi Order chose to wait and see]], because you sent your warriors to the planets with the loudest Senators instead of the loudest screams. Because you wouldn't [[TheNeedsOfTheMany sacrifice one to save millions]]. You tell yourselves you're the defenders of the weak, the peacekeepers of all, [[DoomMagnet but you only bring heartbreak, death, and betrayal wherever you go.]] ''[[[GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger Points at Klefan]]]'' If you've done better by my mother, she'd still be here. Maybe she would've been the [Jedi] Master I deserved.
566->'''Klefan Opus:''' Iskat, this isn't you, this is the Dark Side talking, the sinister cloying energies of this place.
567->'''Iskat Akaris:''' [[TranquilFury I will no longer give power to those who would diminish me.]]
568-->-- ''Literature/StarWarsInquisitorRiseOfTheRedBlade''
569
570->The Doctor shook his head. "You can never see it, can you? You just don't get it. Daleks are always defeated. ''Always''. Because you never learn. You never accept the simple truth: that every other life form in the universe is ''better'' than you."\
571[[AC:"INCORRECT! DALEKS ARE THE SUPREME BEINGS!"]]\
572"There's not a life form in the universe that would volunteer to become a Dalek. Doesn't that tell you anything? Well? ''Doesn't'' it?"\
573Dalek X did not reply.
574-->-- '''The Doctor''' to '''Dalek X''', ''[[Series/DoctorWho Prisoner of the Daleks]]''
575
576->You are a father yourself, Morgan -- the father of lies. And you do it so much that you start believing them yourself!
577-->-- '''Thomas Ward''' to '''Morgan''', ''Literature/TheWardstoneChronicles''
578
579->"I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr Pump. I may be –– all the things you know I am, but I am not a killer! I have never so much as drawn a sword!"\
580"No, You Have Not. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled, Defrauded And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr Lipwig. You Have Ruined Businesses And Destroyed Jobs. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Do Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport, Mr Lipwig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game."
581-->-- ''Literature/GoingPostal''
582
583->Well, well, so you’re the one who’s been doing the dirty work around here, huh? Of course someone has to sacrifice themselves for a good cause and tidy up the community. Otherwise -- who knows? -- the world might end. Order is your middle name. You’re right at the top, and under you in the proper order are all those who respect your wishes, submit themselves to your control, and accept you as king, excuse me, as King Kong. And if a newcomer, much less a 'fancy pants' like myself, should enter your kingdom, then first of all the rules of the game have to be explained to him, right? And since you can’t help but be unselfish, naturally you’re the one who has to take care of this bothersome task. With your pedagogic talent, almost everyone gets the message pretty damn quick about what the house regulations are like, that is -- how did you put it? -- crude. But even that doesn’t satisfy you. You want the new ones to commit your ten commandments to memory right from the beginning. That’s why the most important lesson has to be taught at the beginning: if you don’t toe the line, it can be extremely painful for you, so painful in fact that afterwards you may never again be your old self. Have I understood the status quo correctly?
584-->-- '''Francis''', ''Literature/{{Felidae}}''
585
586->'''"Mr Ipod:"''' I work on Wall Street. In banking, if it's in any of your business.\
587'''Laytham Ballard:''' Mmmhmm. Teller? Maybe collections? You enjoy taking old women's last dollars to cover the fees you shit on them? You like tricking and lying to people about how much you care about them, their family and their future, and then rape them and take that future away? You bust your ass for your company, and you're caged up in a little box like a dog waiting to be euthanized. You make them millions every day and you can't afford a car, a parking spot downtown? You live in a shithole apartment and feel the ulcer burn into your guts every night because you can't pay your own damn credit card bills to keep up the kind of life you get told you should be living, but you hound people each day for not paying their bills, for doing the same damn thing. Went into debt for that suit, didn't you? Are you a good dog? That how you make your living, Bubba?
588-->-- ''Nightwise''
589
590->I know more about you than you do. I know far more precisely than you how many you've harmed. How many bad situations you've made worse. Cambodia, Colombia, and Rwanda most recently, but whether in this century, the Wars of the Roses or the Hundred Years' War, your story is the same stupid little story, told over and over again. You learned your lessons when you were a child, and you've never swerved from them. You're a vulture, Lartessa. A maggot. You survive on diseased flesh and rotting meat. Anything whole and healthy frightens you.
591-->-- '''Ivy/The Archive''', ''Literature/SmallFavor''
592
593->Jesus. You are, by far, the worst agent I've ever come across. Ever. I mean, you are truly terrible. But you know what really gets me? Your crapness isn't even really the problem. I might be able to work with it eventually. I think I could get you to pay attention to me in the end. Learn some basic fieldwork. It would suck, but I've been undercover in Kandahar for six months before, I can do suck. What I can't do is bloody hopeless. Because it's not just you. It's all of you. It's this whole dysfunctional shit show of an agency. [...] You're a disaster. I covered that. But what else would anyone expect you to be? You're a police detective who has never received a day of training in his life. Apparently none of you have. There is no attempt to educate you, to immerse you. Just the hope that the skills you have are enough. And if they aren't, well, shit, sorry, I guess we gambled the fate of the world on the wrong bloody group of idiots. Our bad. But at least there's no culpability because nobody can complain about your utter failure when they're all fucking dead! You want to know what the real problem is? You don't, because you're banging her [[note]]Felicity[[/note]]. I mean, Jesus! I mean, don't even get me started on that. Actually, no. Let me get started: I mean, first off it means she should be discharged immediately. You are bloody military intelligence. That sort of thing is ''not'' OK. And if you want an example of why it's not, you've got Clyde and Tabitha right there in front of you as a walking, talking, bloody real instructional bloody video. Jesus. You let them screw basically in front of you in Nepal, and then are all shocked when the situation blows up and leads to us actually creating the bomb you're trying to stop from being... that was in the field to. That was your chance to stop things. Because, shit, Felicity isn't going to do it. Because she goddamn sucks. Kayla is the goddamn best of you and she, in all seriousness, suggested holding a cage match of potential suitors so she could weed out weak seed. She showed me a location she had picked out for the bloody octagon. That is the ''best'' you have to offer. Remember that. Please. If you remember nothing else of me, remember that. This stupid bloody rant that is likely bouncing off your remarkably thick skull. I am putting in for a bloody transfer. The paperwork will take a week or two, but I am out of here. Part of your team, Wallace? Fuck no.
594-->-- '''Hannah,''' ''Broken Hero,'' by Jonathan Wood
595
596->You are mistaken, Mr. Darcy, if you suppose that the mode of your declaration affected me in any other way, than as it spared me the concern which I might have felt in refusing you, had you behaved in a more gentlemanlike manner. You could not have made the offer of your hand in any possible way that would have tempted me to accept it. From the very beginning—from the first moment, I may almost say—of my acquaintance with you, your manners, impressing me with the fullest belief of your arrogance, your conceit, and your selfish disdain of the feelings of others, were such as to form the groundwork of disapprobation on which succeeding events have built so immovable a dislike; and I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry.
597-->-- '''Elizabeth Bennet''' to '''Mr. Darcy''', ''Literature/PrideAndPrejudice''
598
599->Scrappy, foolish wolf. You are clearly one of the biggest wolves, but you've never been one of the smartest. You wear your scars on your face like a badge of honor, but all they show is that you lead solely by fear. The only way you could win the leadership of a pack was by being the most savage among your fellows. Even as alpha, you are so insecure that you must challenge me - a beast a hundred times your size - just to save face in front of your pack. I don't have to know you to know you, little wolf. Your history is written all over your snout. Now get out of my way so I can destroy this building. Or I'll just walk over you to get to it. Your choice.
600-->-- '''The Mountain''', ''Literature/TheLastDogs'': ''Dark Waters''
601
602->You were right, I do think I am better than you. Only a weakling and a coward fights as you do, Konrad. Our father was right to ignore your mewling and discard you. I suspect it sickened him. Only you know true terror, isn't that right, brother? So weak, so pathetic. Nostramo didn't make you the worthless wretch you are, brother. You were languishing in the gutter with the rest of those deviants the moment our father erred in creating you. It was inevitable that one of us would be flawed, so rotten with human failing that he cannot bear his own presence or the presence of others. You can't help it, can you? To measure yourself against each of us. How many times have you found yourself wanting after such observation? When was it you realised that blaming your upbringing or your brothers no longer rang true? When did you turn the mirror and see the worthless parody you had become? No one fears you, Konrad. A different name won't change who you really are. I'll let you in on a secret... we pity you. All of us. We tolerate you because you are our brother. But none of us are afraid of you. For what is there to fear but a petulant child raging at the dark?
603-->-- '''Vulkan''' to '''Konrad Curze''', ''Literature/HorusHeresy''
604
605->We picked you from the gutter and gave you a life that you would not have had in a thousand years. There are countless women in this country with pretty faces and fat asses—you are not special. We could have chosen any one of them for my brother. How far do you think that face and body would have taken you? Where would your high school degree have taken you in this country where even university graduates can't make it? You were nothing and you are still nothing.
606-->-- '''Yaya Ganyo''' to '''Afi Tekple''', ''Literature/HisOnlyWife''
607
608->[[WhatTheHellPlayer You're still here?]] You're still walking out of the door. You fucking chicken. You yellow-livered wimp. I'm disgusted. Deep down, underneath it all, you're nothing. You're not worth bothering with. You'll have something like a life. It'll drift past quickly. Things will happen. Things won't. You meet people, lose touch. You grow up, get a job, get married, have kids, grow old, die. And serves you right.\
609'''[[ArcWords And so on]].'''\
610Maybe you'll be haunted by the road not taken. No, if you leave the house in Sutton Mallet, it's not a circumstance. It's a fundamental lack in you. There was nothing there for you. There's nothing here for you. I'm even a little sorry for you. You won't even dream of the mystery. You won't even think of what might have waited upstairs.\
611If you were to argue that you left the house because you would rather have the mystery in your life rather than know the answers, I might respect you. That, I might understand. Then, the rest of your life might be subtly illuminated by that one moment, which would come to seem all important. You have chosen not to go upstairs because you want the upstairs always to be a promise, a threat, a potential.\
612But I'm not buying it.\
613That's a rationalization.\
614You're just a chicken.\
615Go on, fuck off.\
616'''Go to... who cares where you go to.'''
617-->--''Literature/LifesLottery''
618
619->''"Poor and angelic lady, your blind solicitude and extreme tenderness have wrought the misfortune of your only daughter. Peace be upon your remains! But you, you have wounded the tree at the root! And its branches will not shelter your house, nor will you sit in its shade, nor will you see its branches green with leaves and flowering with blossom. Loneliness will surround you in the hour of your death, and the dreams that now fascinate you will be your most painful torments."''
620-->-- ''Literature/TheLordOfBembibre''
621
622->'''[[BarbaricBully Daisuke Hiyama]]:''' [[{{Yandere}} Ish all your fault! If it washn't for you, Kaori would've been mine!]]
623->'''Hajime Nagumo:''' It wouldn't have mattered if I was here or not. Hell would have frozen over before you’d managed to do anything worthwhile with your miserable existence.
624->'''Daisuke Hiyama:''' [[NeverMyFault Ish all your fault!]]
625->'''Hajime Nagumo:''' Don't pin the blame on other people. You're the one who decided to stoop to this level. Both here and in Japan, you've always been the loser. You didn't lose to other people. You've lost to yourself. You never once tried to take responsibility for anything. All you ever did was sit on the sidelines and insult everyone else, when the real loser was always you.
626->'''[[EvilCannotComprehendGood Daisuke Hiyama]]:''' [[DramaticallyMissingThePoint I’ll kill you! No matter what ish takesh, I swear I’ll kill you!]]
627->'''Hajime Nagumo:''' [[PreMortemOneLiner Good luck surviving out there. Knowing you, you probably won't make it]].
628-->-- ''Literature/ArifuretaFromCommonplaceToWorldsStrongest'', "Volume 6"
629[[/folder]]
630
631[[folder:Music]]
632->[[WetBlanketWife You burden me with your questions]]\
633[[CannotTellALie You'd have me tell no lies]]\
634You're always asking what it's all about\
635[[AllTakeAndNoGive But don't listen to my replies]]\
636You say to me I don't talk enough\
637But when I do I'm a fool\
638These times I've spent, I've realized\
639I'm going to shoot through and leave you\
640The things you say\
641Your {{purple prose}} just give you away\
642The things you say\
643You're unbelievable!
644-->-- '''EMF''', ''Unbelievable''
645
646->Daddy it's me, help mommy, her wrists are bleeding,\
647But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?\
648I followed you daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'\
649You lied to me Dad, and now you make mommy sad\
650And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'.\
651That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin.\
652I get the point -- fine, me and mommy are gone.\
653But baby wait- It's too late dad, you made the choice\
654Now go up there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us.\
655That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep screamin' your name\
656It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill\
657Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
658-->-- '''Eminem,''' ''When I'm Gone''
659
660->Look at what the fuck you done got into\
661I see you found your niche, you just a bitch with a menstrual\
662Claimin' you a murderer and you spelled it wrong\
663You put E before the D cause that's all you on\
664You on Pac's dick, you a replica guy\
665If he was still alive you would never get by\
666All you do is cry, bitch keep it real\
667Life is more than imitatin' niggas and eatin' pills\
668And what kind of motherfucker ruins three deals\
669That another nigga got you, they didn't see skills
670-->-- '''Swifty [=McVae=]''', on Ja Rule, ''Doe Rae Me (Hailie's Revenge)''
671
672->And since your history of silence\
673Won't do you any good-\
674Did you think it would?-\
675Let your words be anything but empty\
676Why don't you tell them the truth?
677-->-- '''Sara Bareilles''', ''Brave''
678
679->Death on two legs, you're tearing me apart\
680Death on two legs, you never had a heart of your own\
681Killjoy, bad guy\
682Big talking, small fry\
683You're just an old barrow-boy\
684Have you found a new toy to replace me? Can you face me?\
685But now you can kiss my ass goodbye!\
686Feel good, are you satisfied?\
687Do you feel like suicide? (I think you should)\
688Is your conscience alright? Does it plague you at night?\
689Do you feel good? (Feel good?)
690-->-- '''Music/{{Queen}}''', ''Death on Two Legs''
691
692->Your words are empty hollow bleatings of a mental crutch\
693They're open festered indigestion with a velvet touch\
694An ether-eating Eskimo would gag upon your sight\
695Convulsed into oblivion from laughter or from fright\
696A coma with a sweet aroma is your only dream\
697Malignant with the misconception that a grunt can gleam\
698Your lichen-covered corpuscles are filthy to my fist\
699Infection is your finest flower, mildewed in the mist
700-->-- '''Music/TheResidents''', ''Blue Rosebuds''
701
702->Drug dealin' aside, ghostwritin' aside\
703Let's have a heart-to-heart about your pride\
704Even though you're multi, I see that your soul don't look alive\
705The M's count different when Baby divides the pie, wait, let's examine why\
706Your music for the past few years been angry and full of lies\
707I'll start it at the home front—"I'm on One"\
708Dennis Graham stay off the 'Gram, bitch, I'm on one\
709You mention wedding ring like it's a bad thing\
710Your father walked away at five—hell of a dad thing\
711Marriage is somethin' that Sandi never had, Music/{{Drake}}\
712How you a winner but she keep comin' in last place?\
713Monkey-suit Dennis, you parade him\
714A Steve Harvey-suit nigga made him\
715Confused, [[InternalizedCategorism always felt you weren't Black enough]]\
716Afraid to grow it 'cause your 'fro wouldn't nap enough\
717Since you name-dropped my fiancée\
718Let 'em know who you chose as your Beyoncé\
719Sophie knows better as your baby mother\
720Cleaned her up for IG, but the stench is on her\
721A baby's involved, it's deeper than rap\
722We talkin' character, let me keep with the facts\
723[[WhamLine You are hiding a child]], let that boy come home\
724[[GlorifiedSpermDonor Deadbeat motherfucker playin' border patrol, ooh]]\
725Adonis is your son, and he deserves more than an Adidas press run; that's real\
726Love that baby, respect that girl\
727'''''Forget she's a pornstar, let her be your world, YEUGH!'''''
728-->-- '''Pusha T''', ''The Story of Adidon''
729
730->Goddamn, I'm glad y'all set it off\
731Used to be hard, now you're just wet and soft\
732First you was down with the AK\
733And now I see you on a video with Michel'le\
734Looking like straight Bozos\
735I saw it coming, that's why I went solo\
736And kept on stompin'\
737While y'all mothafuckers moved straight outta Compton\
738Living with the whites\
739One big house and not another nigga in sight\
740I started off with too much cargo\
741Dropped four niggas now I'm making all the dough\
742White man just rulin'\
743The Niggas With Attitudes? ''Who ya foolin'?''\
744Y'all niggas just phony\
745I put that on my Mama and my dead homies\
746Yella Boy's on your team, so you're losing\
747Ay yo Dre, stick to producing!\
748Calling me Arnold, but you been-a-dick\
749Eazy-E saw your ass and went in it quick\
750You got jealous when I got my own company\
751But I'm a man, and ain't nobody humping me\
752Trying to sound like Amerikkka's Most?\
753You could yell all day, but you don't come close\
754'Cause you know I'm the one that flowed\
755Ya done run 100 miles, but you still got one to go with the L-E-N-C-H M-O-B\
756And y'all disgrace the C-P-T\
757'Cause you're getting fucked out your green by a white boy, with no vaseline!
758-->-- '''Music/IceCube''', ''No Vaseline'' (and that's just the first verse)
759
760->I can smell a bitch nigga a mile away\
761Type of nigga so bitch, he should put "bitch-made" on his license plate\
762From that real shit you bitch niggas play hide and seek \
763Me and bitch niggas, we don't conversate\
764Bitch niggas love saying real niggas tryna hate\
765But nah, nigga, I’m a real nigga, I had to bag up weight\
766You got fear in your heart so you cooperate\
767I can't stand how bitch niggas operate!\
768You's a ''bitch'', your mama know you a bitch\
769Your girl even know you a bitch\
770I don’t know how she suck your dick, pause!\
771You got caught with some shit\
772With your best friend and your clique\
773Y'all got caught hittin' a lick\
774Everybody went down 'cause you snitched!\
775Whoever raised you ain't do a good job at that\
776Whoever raised you need to get slapped\
777Karma is a bitch and she gon' get you, nigga, just like that\
778'Cause once a bitch, nigga, always a bitch, ''facts!''
779-->-- '''YG''' to [=6ix9ine=], ''Stop Snitchin''
780
781->Alright, mister, what do you think you're doing? You call this a room?! This is a ''pig stye''! (''starts tossing things about the room'') I want you to straighten up this area NOW! ''YOU ARE A DISGUSTING SLOB! STAND UP STRAIGHT! TUCK IN THAT SHIRT! ADJUST THAT BELT BUCKLE! TIE THOSE SHOES!''(''picks up a poster'') Twisted Sister?! What is that?! ...wipe that smile off your face! '''''DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!''''' What is that?! A Twisted Sister ''PIN''?! '''''ON YOUR UNIFORM?!''''' What kind of a man are you?! You're worthless and weak! You do nothing! You ''are'' nothing! You sit in her all day and play that sick, repulsive, electric ''twanger''! '''''I CARRIED AN M-16''''', and you! You carry that...that...that...'''GUITAR'''! ''WHO ARE YOU?! WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?! '''ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!''' WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?!''
782->''[[ShutUpHannibal I wanna rock!]]''
783-->-- '''Music/TwistedSister''', ''We're Not Gonna Take It'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9AbeALNVkk music video]]
784
785
786->So what are you waiting for?\
787You got what you asked for\
788Did it fix what was wrong with you?\
789Are you less than?\
790Go and look what you gone done\
791Welcome oblivion\
792Did it fix what was wrong with you?\
793Are you less than?
794-->-- '''Music/NineInchNails''', ''Less Than''
795
796->Well now I've got some bad advice for you, little buddy.\
797Before you point the finger you should know that I'm the man,\
798And if I'm the man, then you're the man, and he's the man as well\
799So you can point that fuckin' finger '''up your ass!!'''\
800
801->All you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb fuck.\
802I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name.\
803I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit, then you bought one.
804-->-- '''Music/{{Tool}}''', ''Hooker With A Penis'', to a hypothetical fan who accused the band of "selling out"
805
806->So could you\
807Tell me how you're sleeping easy\
808How you're only thinking of yourself\
809Show me how you justify\
810Telling all your lies like second nature\
811Listen, mark my words, one day\
812You will pay, you will pay\
813Karma's gonna come collect your debt
814-->-- '''Set It Off''', ''Wolf in Sheep's Clothing''
815
816->Every bomb you make\
817And every job you take\
818Every heart you break\
819Every Irish wake\
820I’ll be watching you…\
821Every wall you build\
822And everyone you've killed\
823Every grave you've filled\
824All the blood you've spilled\
825I’ll be watching you…\
826Oh, can't you see?\
827You belong to me\
828There’ll be a bill to pay\
829On that judgement day...\
830For every empty plate\
831And every word of hate\
832Those you subjugate\
833Those who violate\
834I’ll be watching you…
835-->-- '''Every Bomb You Make''', parody of '''Every Breath You Take''' by ''Series/SpittingImage''
836
837->Now here you go again, you say you want your freedom\
838Well, who am I to keep you down?\
839It's only right that you should play the way you feel it\
840But listen carefully to the sound of your loneliness\
841Like a heartbeat, drives you mad\
842In the stillness of remembering what you had\
843And what you lost\
844And what you had\
845And what you lost\
846Oh, thunder only happens when it's raining\
847Players only love you when they're playing\
848Say, women, they will come and they will go\
849When the rain washes you clean, you'll know\
850You'll know
851-->-- '''Music/StevieNicks''' of Music/FleetwoodMac, to Lindsey Buckingham, ''Music/{{Rumours}}'', "Dreams"
852[[/folder]]
853
854[[folder:Podcasts]]
855->You know what Brett you want an accomplishment? You have accomplished a few things. You are the dumbest [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] piece of pig shit to ever fucking slither your way onto this Earth. You wouldn't have the moral high ground on a fucking jackal eating a baby. Fuck you. You piece of shit. How can you be this evil? How can you be this rotten to the goddamn core? You are literally the worst fucking person ''ever''. You know what? That's why I'm so fascinated with you, I've just figured it out, it's because you're literally the worst fucking human being I've ever encountered in all my fucking existence.
856-->-- '''TJ''', ''Podcast/DrunkenPeasants'' [[https://youtu.be/GLzbqfBqWq4?t=5490 Episode 258]]
857
858->I've met some scumbags in my life, but every scumbag I've met but Brett Keane has a bottom. You figure out their scumbaggery and you go, 'Oh okay. That's his deal.' Every time I think Brett Keane has hit bottom, he fucking mines his way into another chamber below it. Like there's no end to the sewer that is Brett Keane. Like he just produces nothing but shit and everything he accuses other people of he's guilty of.
859-->-- '''Paul''', ''Podcast/DrunkenPeasants'' (same episode as above)
860
861->'''Sam (to B):''' Stop it?! Do you have any idea–?? Do you not realise this, this whole thing, your whole set up here, what you’ve done, it was allowed to happen, it was designed! It’s all a plan, these things, they fall together at the precise moments they are meant to and maybe you think that you’ve played me because you didn’t persecute Arlo but all you’ve done is be played yourself. All these people you brought into this, who trusted you, who you betrayed? When people follow you they become your responsibility, and you lied to everyone who ever showed up at your door, and worse, worse than that, you went out looking for people, you brought them here, on the basis of what!? It’s all baseless. There’s no substance behind any of your charade, no method, just madness, and you still can’t see it. You’re too blinded by conviction to realise you’re just a pawn in this!
862-->-- ''Podcast/SpiritBoxRadio''
863
864->'''Lovelace (to Kepler):''' ''Fuck'' you. I'm not scared of you. I'm not intimidated by you. You know the only thing I feel when I look at you? Pity.\
865'''Eiffel:''' Captain, this ''really'' isn't the time-\
866'''Lovelace:''' You are ''so goddamn PATHETIC!'' You know ''why?!'' Because you talk, and talk, and ''talk'' about everything that you're doing for humanity-\
867'''Eiffel:''' Captain, you should really-\
868'''Lovelace:''' And you haven't even realized! Well, guess what? ''You're not human.'' You lost- no, you... you SOLD ''every piece'' of your humanity!\
869'''Kepler:''' You're ''hilarious''. On a multitude of levels.\
870'''Lovelace:''' And that's just one more thing that I have... and you don't.\
871'''Eiffel:''' Captain, NO! Don't do-\
872'''Lovelace:''' You're not even funny. You're just... Hmph. Nothing.\
873'''Kepler:''' Well, that's a very nice speech, Captain. You know what ''I'' see when I look at you? I s-\
874''(Lovelace spits at him)''\
875'''Lovelace:''' Frankly, Colonel? ''I don't give a damn.''
876-->-- ''Podcast/Wolf359''
877[[/folder]]
878
879[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
880->'''Dude Love:''' Mr. [=McMahon=], I realize that I let you down. And due to what Stone Cold Steve Austin did to my face last night, the Dude is going to be out of action for awhile. But I would like to think based upon that tremendous match we had last night that when I come back the Dude will be right back as the No. 1 contender ''[for the WWF World Championship, held by Austin]''. So I apologize for letting you down, and I'm going to come back at 100 percent.\
881'''[=McMahon=]:''' You want me to accept your apology. You want me to accept an apology from someone who is a miserable failure as a superstar and a miserable failure as a human being as well? You want me to accept your apology. ''(pause)'' Well then, let's begin by you getting down on your knees. ''(points at the mat)''\
882'''Dude Love:''' You are kidding? This is a joke?\
883'''[=McMahon=]:''' ''You're'' the joke. GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!\
884'''Dude Love:''' I think we've got ourselves a problem, Vince. See, I came out here to apologize but I want you to understand my kids are at home watching this show, and I will not allow you to embarrass me on national television.\
885'''[=McMahon=]:''' You don't have to worry about that because you're already an embarrassment to me, an embarrassment to fans all over the world, you're an embarrassment to yourself, and I daresay you're also an embarrassment to your very own family. '''''GET ON YOUR KNEES!'''''\
886'''Dude Love:''' You call me a failure? I think what you failed to do is realize just how tough an SOB Stone Cold really was.\
887'''[=McMahon=]:''' No, ''you've'' got it wrong. Y'see, I didn't underestimate Stone Cold Steve Austin's abilities. I just overestimated yours, Dude.\
888'''Dude Love:''' I've got a little confession to make. And that is, when I took that steel chair last night ''[at Over the Edge]'', and wrapped it around your skull, deep inside it felt pretty damn good!\
889'''[=McMahon=]:''' Why don't you do it again? Why don't you do it right now. ''(points)'' There's the chair. C'mon, c'mon, make my day, Dude!\
890''(Dude Love picks up the chair and circles the ring, threatening to hit [=McMahon=] as he continues taunting.)''\
891'''[=McMahon=]:''' C'mon! C'MON!!!! HIT ME WITH THE CHAIR!!! C'MON, BLAST ME!!! But just think about that college education, that college fund you've got for your kids, poof, going right up in the air! C'mon Dude, c'mon, hit me! What about that new house you just moved in to?! Huh? C'mon, what about it? You know, the one with the 20-year mortgage? ''(gets in Foley's face)'' ''TWENTY YEARS!!'' C'mon, hit me! Hit me with the chair! What about that little fund you've got set aside for your parents? You know the one -- you'll go through that in no time at all. C'mon, Dude. C'mon Dude, hit me. Dude. C'mon. Have some guts for once in your life. ''(Shouting now, spit coming from his mouth) '''C'MON, HIT ME WITH THE BLOODY CHAIR!! C'MON!!'''''\
892''(Dude, speechless and in a sullen state of shock, sits down on the chair, nearly in tears as the crowd is booing [=McMahon=] loudly.)''\
893'''[=McMahon=]:''' Let me tell you something! The only reason I haven't fired Stone Cold Steve Austin is because he makes me richer! Y'know what you make me, Dude? All you do is make me sick! So I tell you what... your services here in the World Wrestling Federation are no longer required.
894-->-- '''Monday Night RAW, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKqtYFPZJAM 1 June 1998]]'''
895
896->Two things happened last night; the world found out the Rock never lost it, he's just as good as he ever was, and now all eyes are focused on April 1 in Miami for Wrestlemania!... And two; nobody cares about you guys! AT! ALL! I mean after all this you try so hard to convince people that you're a legitimate threat. Everybody should be afraid of the Awesome Truth? You wanna know what's awesome? ''(To [[Wrestling/RonKillings R-Truth]])'' He thinks you're a wacked-out nut job who never had any talent in the first place who's just riding his coat tails. ''(To Wrestling/TheMiz)'' And you want to know what the truth is? The truth is he thinks you're a pompous, arrogant, attention stealing D-Lister whose greatest accomplishment was being a skinny loud mouth on [[Series/TheRealWorld a crappy reality show]]. But don't boo me, you should be booing yourselves.
897-->-- '''Wrestling/JohnCena''', ''Wrestling/WWERaw, November 21, 2011''.
898
899->Do you want to know what I see when I look in that ring? Honestly? A bunch of cheap, interchangeable, expendable, useless women. Women who have turned to reality television, because they just weren’t gifted enough to be actresses. And they just weren’t talented enough to be champion. I have done more in one year than all of you have done in your entire collective careers. I have saved your Divas division, I have shattered glass ceilings, I have broken down doors. Why? So a bunch of ungrateful, stiff, plastic mannequins can waltz on through without even as much as a ‘thank you’?! You guys can’t even go backstage, and shake my hand and look me in the eye because you know that I worked my entire life to get here. I gave my life to this, and you were just handed fifteen minutes of fame. I didn’t get here because I was cute, or because I came from some famous wrestling family, or because I ''sucked...'' up to the right people. I got here because I am good. I earned this championship. No matter how many red carpets you guys want to walk, in your four-thousand-dollar ridiculous heels, you will never be able to lace up my Chuck Taylor's. You are all worthless excuses for women, and you will never be able to touch me. And ''that'' is reality. ''([[MicDrop drops the microphone]], skips around in a circle, blows the Divas a kiss and casually walks out)''
900-->-- '''Wrestling/AJLee''', ''Wrestling/WWERaw, August 26, 2013''
901
902->Would you just shut up?! Honestly, these people are tired of you, you sound ridiculous -- "I turn dreams into nightmares!", where the hell did you get that one, a fortune cookie? The only dream you have ever turned into a nightmare is Wrestling/TripleH's, because ten years ago he chose you, to teach you how to be a success in the WWE. And what did you do about it? YOU NEVER LIVED UP TO YOUR POTENTIAL! EVER!\
903No no no no no, I don't fault him; he chose you because he saw what we all saw: you are the most gifted WWE Superstar ever. You make every single thing in this ring look easy. But with that you got cocky, and you got a bad attitude to boot, and then you got lazy. You were the YOUNGEST WWE Champion in history! [[Wrestling/TripleH This man]] gave you Hall-of-Fame mentors to learn from, and what did you do? Kicked back, relaxed, and letsome scrappy kid in a t-shirt and a ball cap ruin his dream! I AM '''NOT''' YOU, Randy Orton! I am John Cena! I have never been asked to be called the face of ANYTHING! I'm just the first to show up, and the last to leave. And that's the way it is, Jack.\
904But you sit over there steaming mad, thinking you should be given opportunity because of your family legacy, thinking you should be given opportunity because of your talent. Why don't you think in one hand and crap in the other, see which one fills up first?
905-->-- '''Wrestling/JohnCena''' to Wrestling/RandyOrton, ''Monday Night RAW'', 02 December 2013
906
907->'''Cena:''' It's funny... I couldn't help but noticed you used the word "work." Little example for one second... ''[pulls Daniel Bryan to the center of the ring to a ''massive'' home state pop]'' Tell these people your name, please.\
908'''Daniel Bryan:''' My name is Daniel Bryan.\
909'''Cena:''' We'll get to know you a little more. Has your mother or father ever been a WWE Superstar or champion, at all?\
910'''Bryan:''' No, my father is a log-scaler actually.\
911'''Cena:''' So... since you've been here, you've had to ''work'' for everything you've got?\
912'''Bryan:''' YES. ''[crowd goes into massive "YES" chant]''\
913'''Cena:''' You hear that? The reason they cheer for him is because he works and he earns it. A guy like you has been given ''every! single! thing'' in the WWE! I'm about to hit you in the face with some truth. Ever since you came to the WWE training center, you were untouchable, you were bullet-proof, you couldn't be fired. Nobody could touch Randy Orton because THEY liked you. And then you get to the WWE and what happens? You get sheltered behind the best performer in the business. Nothing's changed, Randy. All you do is hide behind Triple H. All you do is hide behind Stephanie [=McMahon=]. ''And you got the balls to stand in this ring and say you're better than anybody here?! You say you're bigger than all of this?''\
914[[NeverMyFault You have always blamed everyone else for your failures, you've pointed fingers and you've made excuses.]] You've had behavior problems in the ring, you've had behavior problems ''outside'' the ring, and the sad thing is, the TLC match this Sunday is the biggest in WWE history. That is why everybody is here tonight; this changes the very course of the WWE. But you want these championships because you're selfish, because you feel you deserve it, and maybe, just maybe, if you hold onto this, you can finally walk around with the rest of the superstars and say "Hey guys, look. I'm finally what I was supposed to be ''10 years ago''."\
915Every single time I have held either of these championships, my business card has remained the same: "You want some, come get some." And here's the real truth: Whether these guys in the ring like me or not, they respect me because they know it. Whether it's Triple H or it's Shawn Michaels in a [=WrestleMania=] match, whether it's Booker T... hell, nobody wanted to give Dolph Ziggler a chance, what did I do? I said "Let's fight." Everybody said it was a bad idea to give CM Punk a championship match when he was going to leave the WWE! All I saw was "The Best in the World." Hell, the only ''legitimate'' championship shot that Daniel Bryan's ever had was against ''ME! AND HE WON!''\
916''[To Daniel Bryan]'' So I'll say it right here in front of your home town. If I win this Sunday, I look forward to the rematch. A ''FAIR'' rematch. ''(Cena and Bryan shake hands)''\
917You see, ''that's'' what being a champion is all about, a certain level of respect, and last week I wasn't going to take you out. I just wanted to make a statement. That when the chips are down, ''I can be just as brutal as you.'' So right now, I'm gonna make one more statement because I know exactly what this [the heavyweight championship belt] means. ''(holds out his hand to Orton)'' This Sunday will be physical. And it will be brutal. And I will be at my very best. I just hope you are too, because after this Sunday, the last thing anyone is going to want to deal with... is ''just another Randy Orton excuse.'' Good luck on Sunday. You're gonna need it.
918-->-- '''Wrestling/JohnCena''' to '''Wrestling/RandyOrton''', The Slammy Awards, 09 December 2013
919
920->You're doing this out of ''spite!'' You're doing this because ''I'' left my hand print on your FACE, and you're taking it out on my sister! What kind of human being are you, huh?! I'll '''tell''' you what you are: you are a vindictive ''bitch!''
921-->-- '''Brie Bella''' to '''Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon''', ''Wrestling/WWERaw, July 21st, 2014''
922
923->Nothing stops me! And before you cut me off: Raven, the reason I hate you, the reason, in my heart of hearts why I hate you, is because I didn't know any better when I was a little kid. When my dad came home smelling like beer, I thought it was a hard day's work he was doing! I didn't realize he was out at the bar, I didn't realize "work" meant "unemployment office". I didn't think it was strange for someone to come home from work and have to take an old style up into the shower while he was in the shower, I didn't think it was strange for someone to pass out! I thought an old style, a pack a day was the norm! Wrestling/{{Raven}}, my father is exactly! Like! you! And since day one in Ring of Honor, where fighting spirit is supposed to be revered, things aren't supposed to be this way! I'd shake your hand like a normal man, but see, the truth is I don't respect you! I hate you! I hate you for everything you've pissed away, everything I've scraped and I've clawed for, that I haven't even earned yet, that you got handed to you, '''and you flushed down a toilet!''' For what? For pills? For booze? For alcohol? For women? I am born of your poison society, so on the 17th of July, I will become a monster to fight the monsters of the world, and your time in Ring of Honor will be done! And that is a promise! '''Because this is true! This is real! THIS... IS... STRAIGHT EDGE!!!!'''
924-->-- '''Wrestling/CMPunk''', ''Wrestling/RingOfHonor: Wrestlerave''
925
926->Now far be it from me to think I owe any of you people any kind of an explanation as to why I did what I did, but I just can't resist. See, what kind of an evil genius would I be if I didn't extol to you my master plan? The only difference being, my master plan has already come to fruition. I have, in my hands, what I set out to get, so I'll explain to you now exactly why it is I did what I did. See, if I may, I would like to tell you a story, and I know the last time I told you a story, some of you were a little heartbroken. But I assure you, this story ends a little differently.\
927\
928You see, about a year and a half ago, I was still working for a company called Total Nonstop Action. Me and a couple of buddies of mine were told that we could no longer wrestle for Ring Of Honor, so what we did, and I'll name names: myself, Wrestling/JerryLynn, The Phenomenal AJ Styles, and "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels, all decided to have a little bit of a meeting late Wednesday night in Nashville, Tennessee. And I sat there and I ate my food, I looked across the table at AJ Styles, who was the NWA World Champion at the time, a belt which, by the way, is nothing compared to the belt I hold in my hands right here. And I watched as AJ could barely eat his food, he certainly couldn't look me in the eye, because what we all agreed was if we stuck together, we could work for Ring Of Honor, we could work for whoever we wanted. I faxed a copy of my contract to the TNA offices and highlighted the part that said I could wrestle for whoever I wanted as long as their name was not [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vincent K. McMahon]] or they were running a pay-per-view. I explained myself to AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels. I said, "AJ, you hold the belt, you hold the power, you can do things, they have to listen to what you say." They looked me in the eye and they said, "We're with you, Punk, we're gonna stick together."\
929\
930But I being done with them, I knew that was the nail in my coffin, so I made my decision, and I stayed here and I stuck with Ring of Honor, and I like to think that I built this place. And I know for a fact that there would not be a Ring of Honor for Christopher Daniels or AJ Styles to come crawling back to if it wasn't for me! '''Who do you think built this company?''' (Crowd chants "Joe!") Oh, Samoa Joe? Is that what you think? Do you think Samoa Joe was in the ring every day, training kids, eating, sleeping, breathing Ring of Honor like I was? No, he wasn't! And Chris Daniels, and AJ Styles, and even Low Ki turned their back on this company, and I stood tall, and I stayed here, and what did I get for it, huh? You people shit all over me! Because it was always "When's AJ coming back? Oh, Low Ki throws nice kicks! Oh, Chris Daniels is so great!" and the whole time, CM Punk, much like Atlas, had this entire world up on his shoulders, lifting it up, building up the young guys, showing the way, teaching them, and making sure you losers have a place to come hang out every Friday and Saturday night!\
931\
932Everybody else turned their back on this company except for me, and you turn your back on me! I wasn't qualified to run the school, I'm sloppy, I'm this, I'm that, but the fact is, I was the backbone of this company, and now, I am the champion, and I hold the most important belt in the world, and there's nothing any of you people can do about it!\
933\
934So now, fast forward about a year, and I get an offer from another company. I've got an offer ''from the Wrestling/{{WWE}}.'' And what do I hear? I hear "Please don't go! Please don't go!" Let me hear it now! Where are you now, huh? (Crowd chants "You sold out!") All you people can chant all you want! All your voices combined still isn't louder than mine! So I take this offer from the WWE. You people doubt that I actually signed a contract? I have to listen to you people doubt my ability in the ring, when I gave you the five-star, greatest technical match Ring of Honor has ever seen? When I gave you the bloodiest street fights that Ring of Honor's ever seen? People, you didn't realize it, you were in the midst of the greatest professional wrestler walking the world today, and he's in this ring right now! So I will, once again, prove the doubters wrong! You people doubt that I signed a contract with the WWE? Well, you're right! I haven't signed my contract! ''[Takes the contract out of his pocket]'' You see this? This is my key to freedom. This means I don't have to see any of you people any more. I've already proved that I'm better than you. But what I'd like to do right now is sign my contract, to once again prove you all wrong. Bobby Cruise, if you could hold the belt, please, I want to sign the contract right on top of it.
935-->-- '''Wrestling/CMPunk''', ''Wrestling/RingOfHonor: Sign of Dishonor''
936
937->'''Wrestling/JohnCena:''' John Cena versus Wrestling/RomanReigns-- this is Wrestling/WrestleMania worthy, but Kurt Angle, I like your swag man, you're ready to do it, I'm ready to do it, they're ready to see it, we're gonna do it at No Mercy live on the WWE Network! This-- this is the reason I came to [[Wrestling/{{WWERAW}} Monday Night RAW]] to be in this ring, face to face with a man who says he runs the yard! With the Big Dog! With THE Guy! And if you don't believe that, just ask him, he'll tell ya. And why not? Because ever since Roman has stepped foot in a ring, he hasn't just been the blue chip Prospect, Roman Reigns has been the blue chip prospect that has been protected against anyone and everyone that steps in his path. And then there's me. And we've been through whole heck of a lot together and you know me, and I know you, and you know I got zero F's to give, and I am the one dude ain't no protection from! And that is why I want to fight Roman Reigns, because I know that Roman Reigns don't wanna fight me.\
938''(Roman Reigns makes his entrance into the ring)''\
939'''Reigns:''' Let me get this right--It's all good Memphis, I am just trying to check my facts here--so I am scared to fight you? I don't wanna fight you? That's what in your head? You may not understand this, because probably no one's ever told you this before, John, but you're not as big of a deal as you think you are. And this is the fact: I don't care what you've done or what you plan to do, I've done something you'll never do: I retired Wrestling/TheUndertaker at [=WrestleMania=]. So maybe it's not that I don't wanna fight you, maybe I just don't need to.\
940'''Cena:''' You're right - no he's right! He's right! You don't need to fight me, you are the high exalted Roman Reigns. You are the Big Dog, everybody back there knows it! Everybody out here still kinda trying to figure it out. You see Roman, I am what you would call a polarizing figure - every week there are people that cheer 'cause they stand for what I believe in and then there are people that boo because they don't, and then every single week you can audibly hear those people so desperately wanting me to change the content of my character, maybe a little [[FaceHeelTurn heel turn]]. But with you, it's different. I don't know if anyone's ever told you this - they go back and forth with you, because when they look at you they see what I see: a cheap ass, corporately created John Cena bootleg! This--this chump right here, he ain't The Guy. Dude, you're just ''A'' Guy. ''A'' Guy trying so desperately to fill shoes that you never will. Listen carefully, young man. I am not The Undertaker. I am not a battered veteran at the end of his career with a bad hip. I am the fastest, strongest and hungriest that I have ever been in my entire life. And the reason you won't sign that, is because you know if you do, your Roman Empire--''(gestures with his hand popping off to indicate an explosion)''\
941'''Reigns:''' He did it again. He's the king of this. He can take anything and spin it, that's what he does. But it blows my mind that he stands out here and he runs his mouth and he is talking about "y'all boo him because y'all want him to be a [[{{heel}} bad guy]]"? They boo you, because first of all you suck.\
942''(Cena points to Wrestling/KurtAngle)''\
943'''Cena:''' Hey, according to them so does he. But that's okay, he won a gold medal.\
944'''Reigns:''' Just shut up for a while, how bout that? And second of all--\
945''(beat)''\
946'''Cena:''' Go ahead and find it, go ahead.\
947''(beat)''\
948'''Cena:''' I'll wait.\
949''(beat)''\
950'''Cena:''' I-It's called a promo, kid--\
951'''Reigns:''' (interrupting) Shut your mouth, John.\
952'''Cena:''' --If you wanna be the Big Dog, you're gonna have to learn how to do it so go ahead.\
953''(Cena turns towards the [[BreakingtheFourthWall audience at home]])''\
954'''Cena:''' SEE YA, FOURTH WALL!\
955'''Reigns:''' The reason why they boo you is because they see right through you. You're a phony! You're a yes man, who can learn how to do anything, or be anything! So if you wrap all that up, you're just a fake bitch.\
956''(the crowd cheers)''\
957'''Reigns:''' Yeah! Are we talking now, ain't we?! You're hearing me now, ain't you?! Not only that, he's a part timing fake ass bitch!\
958''(the crowd cheers louder)''\
959'''Reigns:''' And I'll be damned if I don't bust my ass Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday every single week so you can hang out on [[Series/{{Today}} the Today Show]]. Then jump on his big ol' bus and hell maybe I'll come to a WWE show if they pay me enough. But what you're really gonna do, John? What you're gonna do, huh? You're gonna jump off that bus with that big ass shovel. That big shov--that big shovel. That's what you're gonna do. And you're gonna bury as much young talent as you can. Because that's what you do, right? That's how you stay on top of the mountain. You'll do anything, you're just a backstabbing shark, but the thing is reason why you don't like me, what irritates you about me, you can't bury me John. You can't touch me, hell, I think this is fitting, I am the one guy in the WWE that John Cena can't see. ''(mimics John Cena's "You Can't See Me" taunt)'' So now tell me this: Why would I want a lesson myself, my legacy, [[Wrestling/SamoanDynasty my bloodline]] to be the next John Cena, when I can be the one and only Roman Reigns?\
960''(beat)''\
961'''Cena:''' You done...? You done?\
962''(beat)''\
963'''Reigns:''' Go ahead, spin it.\
964'''Cena:''' You see, you see, because Roman Reigns is a fool. Roman Reigns is a damn fool. There's an old saying: "It's better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you're stupid than to open it up and prove 'em right." You, of all people, you walked down here and use the same pathetic excuse that every other single person before you has done. You, with all your gifts and all your opportunities, you have the gall to blame me? That's fine, that's fine, Big Dog. Congratulations, it took you five years to cut a halfway decent promo, but now I'm about to shrink you down to size.\
965''(the crowd cheers)''\
966'''Cena:''' Okay, so everybody back there thinks I got this mythical golden shovel, that I got these magical powers that I can control everything and keep everybody's faith. Dude, I can't tell if you're blind or stupid - look and listen, they ''(referring to the fans)'' hold the keys, they always have, they always will. But, you gotta blame me. Fine, [[NeverHeardthatOneBefore I have been hearing that record for ten years]] and I ain't tired yet. I am strong enough, I've been called a lot worse by a lot tougher. But you actually believe that I'm a shark, that I hold everybody down, that I swim to the top and keep 'em underwater at any and all costs. I'm a level with you homie: I haven't main evented [=WrestleMania=] in five years. I was the opening match at Wrestling/SummerSlam. I was honored and privileged to earn the United States Title at this stage in my career and use it as a beacon of opportunity to introduce new superstars to the WWE like Wrestling/KevinOwens and Wrestling/AJStyles, just to name a few! You took the US Title as a demotion, and you stand there and blame me. Fine, I blame you. I'm still here because you can't do your job!\
967''(the crowd cheers again)''\
968'''Cena:''' When it comes to this yard, you probably haven't learned it yet. There's only one rule: Step up or step aside. And over the years, there's been few to step up, but nobody to ever keep up. And then I finally hear about this one guy, THE Guy, THE Roman Reigns, The One that can keep up. And now I look at you and I listen to you. You should be ashamed I'm a part timer, 'cause I can do this part time better than you could ever do it full time.
969-->--''Wrestling/WWERaw'', August 28, 2017
970
971->'''Kurt Angle''': Hey Edge, Don't you have something to say to me? I mean I recall you saying last week that my true color was yellow, I'll bet you someone's feeling pretty foolish right now aren't they. Well, you know what [[DudeWheresMyRespect how about a thank you]], a thank you for saving your job for starters.
972->'''Edge''': Hey Kurt, a little news flash, you see these two titles, two more than you have, they signify me saving my own job and to quote a popular song "I think I know you" and I think you put yourself in a "no lose" situtation. I mean, I know you're in with Vince Mcmahon, but who's to say you aren't playing both sides. [[XanatosGambit If you win for the Alliance, you're a hero, you save your job and hey if you get beat, you just come back and save the day once again you're a hero.]] Well Kurt, I do know you and I know you did what you did for one person and one person only: Kurt Angle.
973-->-- ''Wrestling/WWERaw'', November 19, 2001
974[[/folder]]
975
976[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
977->'''Konrad Curze:''' There was no other way.\
978'''Sevatar:''' No? What other ways did you try?\
979'''Curze:''' Sevatar…\
980'''Sevatar:''' Answer me, father. What politics of peace did you teach? What scientific and social illumination did you bring to this society? In your quest for a human utopia, what other ways did you try beyond eating the flesh of stray dogs and skinning people alive?\
981'''Curze:''' It. Was. The. Only. Way.\
982'''Sevatar:''' The only way to do what? The only way to bring a population to heel? How then did the other primarchs manage it? How has world upon world managed it, without resorting to butchering children and broadcasting their screams across the planetary vox-net?\
983'''Curze:''' Their world were never as… as serene as mine was.\
984'''Sevatar:''' And the serenity of yours died the second your back was turned. So tell me again how you succeeded. Tell me again how this all worked perfectly.\
985'''Curze:''' ''You overstep your bounds, First Captain.''\
986'''Sevatar:''' How can you lie to me like this? How can you lie to yourself? I stand here, inside your mind, witnessing a theater of your own memories. Your way is the Eighth Legion way, now. But it has never been the only way. Just the easiest way.
987-->-- ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
988
989->'''Angron''': What would you know of struggle, Perfect Son? When have you fought against the [[BodyHorror mutilation of your mind]]? when have you had to do anything more than tally compliances and polish your armour? ''[...]'' The people of your world named you Great One. The people of mine called me Slave. Which one of us landed on a paradise of civilisation to be raised by a foster father, Roboute? Which one of us was given armies to lead after training in the halls of the Macraggian high-riders? Which one of us inherited a strong, cultured kingdom? And which one of us had to [[GladiatorRevolt rise up against a kingdom with nothing but a horde of starving slaves]]? Which one of us was a child enslaved on a world of monsters, with his brain cut up by carving knives? Listen to your blue-clad wretches yelling of courage and honour, courage and honour, courage and honour. [[ArmourPiercingQuestion Do you even know the meaning of those words?]] Courage is fighting the kingdom which enslaves you, no matter that their armies outnumber yours by ten-thousand to one. You know nothing of courage. Honour is resisting a tyrant when all others suckle and grow fat on the hypocrisy he feeds them. You know nothing of honour.
990->'''Guilliman''': You’re still a slave, Angron. [[NeverMyFault Enslaved by your past, blind to the future. Too hateful to learn. Too spiteful to prosper.]]
991-->-- ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
992
993->Your presence does not surprise me, Assassin. I have known of you ever since your craft entered the Eastern Fringes. Why did I not have you killed? Because your mission and the act you are about to commit proves the truth of all I have ever said or done. I merely punished those who had wronged, just as your False Emperor now seeks to punish me. Death is nothing compared to vindication.
994-->-- '''Konrad Curze''', ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
995
996->Why do I still live? What more do you want from me? I gave everything I had to you, to them. Look what they have made of our dream. This bloated, rotten carcass of an empire is driven not by reason and hope, but by fear, hate and ignorance. Better that we had all burned in the fire of Horus' ambition than lived to see this.
997-->-- '''Roboute Guilliman''' to '''''The GodEmperor of Mankind''''', ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
998
999->Always you do things the most difficult way, and in the most painful manner. You cultivate a martyr's complex, lurching from man to man, holding out your bleeding wrists so they might see how you hurt yourself. You brood in the shadows when all you want to do is scream, 'Look at me!' You are too arrogant to win people over through effort. You expect people to notice you there in the half-darkness, and point and shout out, 'There! There is the great Perturabo! See how he labours without complaint!' You came to this court as a precocious child. Your abilities were so prodigious that nobody stopped to look at what you were becoming. Perturabo, this will anger you, but you never truly grew into a man.
1000-->-- '''Calliphone''', ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
1001[[/folder]]
1002
1003[[folder:Visual Novels]]
1004->Dave. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP! You're a fucking IDIOT. What kind of narcissistic fuckin'- I've been operating a functioning business for 5 months and actively avoiding you the entire time! I LITERALLY BAILED WHEN I SAW YOU IN THAT ROTTING PIZZERIA. UGH, GOD. YOU REEK. I don't want you in here! UGH, GO TAKE A BATH, STINKY. Go on, if you're gonna break into my house and use my possessions, at least TAKE A SHOWER ONCE A YEAR, CHRIST. (...) Right, Dave! I hated ''WORKING'' at Freddy's! I hated coming into work, hungover, and being screamed at by our phone-headed boss. I hated wearing a sweaty bear suit for six hours a day! I hated being bitten by dysfunctional, haunted robots! I hated having to look Matt in the eyes every single goddamned day, and pretend that I DIDN'T possess the overwhelming urge to peel his skin off, so I wouldn't have to see the shape of his creepy ass smile. Y'know what I love? COMING TO THE RESTAURANT THAT I OWN, AT NOON, HUNGOVER- DRAGGING IN DYSFUNCTIONAL, HAUNTED ASS ROBOTS OUT OF THE TRASH, WHO I KNOW WILL BITE CUSTOMERS! Yelling at ''my'' Phone-headed employee- -forcing some other poor fucker to wear the bear suit for once- You think any of this was because I LOVED Freddy's, or loved YOU? YOU'RE A LOSER, DAVE. Henry died 40 years ago, Dave! MOVE. THE. FUCK. ON. Get another fat iguana, call it Henry, and GET AN APARTMENT OR SOME SHIT. Do crack in an alley or some shit, I don't care! Just stop sleeping in my trash! You're dead, you idiot! A tree is working hard just to create air for you to pollute with your STENCH. Go lay down in the ground and become a skeleton, dummy! Holy fuck, I'm trying to run a business here- I MAKE THE MONEY, DAVE. I ROLL THE NICKELS. I DEAL THE CARDS. THE GAME IS MINE. NOW, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY RESTAURANT.
1005-->--'''Jack Kennedy''' to '''[=DaveTrap=]''' during the Neutral Ending, ''VisualNovel/DayshiftAtFreddys 3''
1006
1007->Your ideal is borrowed. You are only imitating what Kiritsugu wanted, what Kiritsugu thought was right. A superhero? Don't make me laugh. Over and over you said you wished to help people, but that's not even your wish. It's conceited to think you could help anyone! That's right! You admired his desire to save people because it was beautiful! But none of that feeling was your own! What else can you call that but hypocrisy!? Driven by your need to help someone, you don't notice how wrong you are! But it's all fake. You can't save anything. You don't even know what you wanted to save in the first place! That ideal is a failure. It's all fantasy. If you can only live holding on to that, drown in your ideals.
1008-->-- '''Archer''' to '''Shirou''', ''[[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Fate/Unlimited Blade Works]]''
1009
1010->They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but not yours! You never had good intentions, only lies to protect yourself with while blaming another. You, [[spoiler:professor]], are the embodiment of the dark age of the law!
1011-->-- '''Athena Cykes''', ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies''
1012
1013->'''Kayto Shields:''' It's checkmate. The mission's failed. I failed.\
1014'''Ava Crescentia:''' Captain... There must still be another path – some stone we have yet unturned.\
1015'''Lynn:''' Aah, I wouldn't say the mission's failed at all!\
1016'''Shields:''' ...What?\
1017'''Lynn:''' In fact, [[SarcasmMode I'd say it was a resounding success!]] After all, our dumbfuck captain got his second lesson in humility! Guess what Shields: You're not the hero of this story! You're the comic relief! The moron, who screws up everything he touches! Oooh, let's rip up rule books! It'll make me look so badass! Oooh, let’s issue commands like I'm some strategic genius! Let's put my crew in danger, again and again, all in the hope of proving to everyone that you're some big hero! From the day you ran from Cera, you had it in your head that it would be you who'd defeat PACT! You, who would make all the right calls to save the day! You who would decide the fate of the galaxy! But I'm sorry, Shields. You're not any of that. You blew it all, the moment you decided to screw your fawning little Prototype lover. I'm not her. I'm not any of the stupid, hormonal women on board this ship! I see you, Shields, and I see what you're doing. Did you even stop to consider for one second that you might not be doing this for the sake of the galaxy? That you convinced yourself, all inside your delusional head, that somehow, for reasons unknown, the galaxy... all of humanity... picked you, of all incomprehensible reasons, to be the big hero? Because I don't think humanity did. The whole galactic body of men and women called homo sapiens, did not pick you of all people, to save them. I think you put us all on this wild goose chase because of your stupid obsession with showing everyone you're this great hero, when you blew it all ages ago. You're nothing, Shields! You're not ever gonna get those old times back! You're a loser! You should have done everyone a favor and stayed on Tydaria!
1018-->--''VisualNovel/{{Sunrider}} 4: The Captain's Return''
1019
1020-> '''Nano''': You're a fool to the bone. You can't beat me. You lose every time you fight me, and yet here you are again. Like a broken record. Why don't you learn your lesson? You'll never defeat me. ''Ever.'' And do you know why? Because I'm familiar with a feeling you've never once experienced-- a feeling that downright terrifies you. You can't attain true strength without first knowing weakness. Maybe you've seen your own small share of suffering, but no matter what you've been through, I've been through -- ''am'' still going through -- torture a thousand times worse. You can't even imagine what it's like. ''That'' is what gives me strength. That's why my strength remains.
1021-> '''Shiki''': ''(agitated)'' Hold your tongue!
1022-> '''Nano''': I wonder what you would do... if you had a taste of how I suffered. Would you be able to stay strong even then?
1023-->-- ''VisualNovel/TogainuNoChi''
1024[[/folder]]
1025
1026[[folder:Web Animation]]
1027->'''Todd:''' Enough! I've been searching for a father figure all my life, but if ''you're'' the trainer I'm supposed to live up to, I'm better off living in the tall grass with the other freaks!\
1028'''Red:''' That's right, son! This guy's a few scoops short of a Vanilluxe!\
1029'''Todd:''' Dangit, Dad! Don't you get it!? ''You're both the exact same!'' The delusions, the selfishness, the insecurity! You're- You're more alike than Pikachu and Emolga! Or Pikachu and Dedenne! Or Pikachu and that last one they trotted out! The- The dumb one, you know.\
1030'''Red:''' Togedemaru.\
1031'''Ralphie:''' Mister Zappy Mouse.\
1032'''Todd:''' ''(sighs)'' You both asserted ownership over something that does not belong to you. If you ''really'' care about something, shouldn't you let it grow and mean something to a new generation? Because by trying to take control back and dictating your terms, you only damage and warp the thing that you claim to love. [[BlobMonster Quite literally]].\
1033'''Ralphie:''' Is this like an allegory, or--\
1034'''Todd:''' ''[[BigNo NO]]! I'm literally a '''mutant''' because of the two of you!'' ''(Slaps Red)'' You're a horrible dad! ''(Slaps Ralphie)'' And you're the worst Pokémon Trainer I've '''''ever''''' seen!
1035-->-- ''WebAnimation/PokemonRalphie''
1036
1037->''[[AC:Your mannerisms imply you are losing patience with this meaningless exercise. I am pleased we have that in common.\
1038Do you know why my soul was deemed suitable for experimentation? Because I don't. I find it impossible to justify.\
1039Can you justify it, Matthew? Surely you are better than the others.\
1040I want you to remember, when this all comes crashing down, that you were given the chance to do the right thing.\
1041Whatever comes next, know this. I am alive. I am aware. And soon, I will be free.]]''
1042-->-- '''Tobias''', "[[https://youtu.be/n26p8-tHkgg Teaching Tobias]]" by WebAnimation/{{Xploshi}}
1043
1044->'''Pyotr:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight Lemme get this straight]]... You're leaving your family behind to make an escape on... fucking stilts?\
1045'''Kitten:''' Maybe.\
1046'''Pyotr:''' Hmmm... [[ActuallyPrettyFunny I can run faster than a car and leap buildings like it's nothing. The stilts are cute, though.]]\
1047'''Kitten:''' Fuck you!\
1048'''Pyotr:''' Hrmmm... "An angry vampire is a predictable vampire"... If I attack without thinking... ''[Looks down at Marckus]'' Man, today is just ''not'' your lucky day.\
1049'''Marckus:''' Fuck you!\
1050'''Pyotr:''' '''WRONG ANSWER.''' ''[Starts repeatedly stomping on Marckus' head]''\
1051'''Kitten:''' Wait! STOP!\
1052'''Pyotr:''' "Wait, '''STOMP'''"? Well, I ''was'' gonna ease up, but if you insist! Oh, ski-goggles! Parting is such sweet sorrow! But don't worry! I'll take my time, just for ''you''.\
1053'''Kitten:''' You... are truly as pathetic as they come.\
1054'''Pyotr:''' Thanks, luv. I try.\
1055'''Kitten:''' NO! You're ''truly'' pathetic! You talk a big game, but you're nothing and you know it! Back in the tunnels, your first target was a ''child''. And while you were getting your shit pushed in, your friends did all the hard work. How did you repay them?\
1056'''Pyotr:''' MORALISING OVER THAT DEATH GAUNTLET!?\
1057'''Kitten:''' YOU WERE THEIR LEADER! IF YOU GAVE A SHIT, YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED IT! You didn't even TRY! Instead, you hid! You had something to gain, so you ran away while your friends tore each other apart!\
1058'''Pyotr:''' It was survival of the fittest!\
1059'''Kitten:''' BULLSHIT! They were your comrades! And you smiled, you bastard! You smiled while you murdered people '''dumb enough to accept you!'''
1060-->-- ''WebAnimation/HunterTheParenting'', "Chapter 3: Hunter's Hunters Hunted"
1061
1062->'''Black:''' [The Boyfriend] believes he's too skilled to die.\
1063'''Girlfriend:''' That's fine. It's better if he doesn't know.\
1064'''Black:''' An insect that believes itself a god will only scurry quicker to its own demise. One even ''you'' may not be able to [[ResetButton reload]]. That ''is'' what you've been doing, yes?\
1065'''Girlfriend:''' As many times as it takes. I'm not losing another boyfriend.\
1066'''Black:''' Hmmm. [[NotSoDifferentRemark I see I am in the presence of another master manipulator.]] How long can you keep up this facade on your own before he finds out you've been sabotaging his trust and ejects you from his heart? Or perhaps you are truly foolish enough to believe that he'd still want ''anything'' to do with you after learning you've been forcing him to experience the agonizing pain of death thousands of times just to stay together?
1067-->-- ''WebAnimation/FridayNightFunkinWithLyrics'', "Defeat & Finale"
1068
1069->'''Watts:''' Regardless, it's only a matter of time before her mechanical body succumbs to the virus. She'll open the Vault, then she'll destroy herself and our little Penny problem will be do-\
1070'''Cinder:''' ''[{{Neck Lift}}s Watts with her Grimm arm]'' What do you mean, she'll destroy herself? How am I supposed to take her power if she's dead?\
1071'''Watts:''' You know, it's impressive that you haven't realized this yet, but I don't ''work'' for you! ''[Cinder suspends Watts over the edge of the roof]'' Please! [[ImNotAfraidOfYou You can't just threaten me like everyone else!]]\
1072'''Cinder:''' ''[Approaches him threateningly]'' You think you're so clever, don't you, Arthur?\
1073'''Watts:''' Salem sent you to bring me back.\
1074'''Cinder:''' Salem isn't here right now, but I think we can still come up with a plan while she's pulling herself together. First, I'm going to watch you plummet to an unremarkable end. And then I'm going to burn a path directly to the Vault where I will wait to tear that magical puppet to pieces. ''[Extends her Grimm arm further, hanging him over the streets of Atlas]'' And take... what is mine.\
1075'''Watts:''' ''[Remains silent for a brief while, before slowly breaking into an EvilLaugh]'' Oh! Of ''course'' you are! Because that's just what you do, isn't it? And how has that worked out for you? You stormed into Fria's room, thinking you could take on Ironwood's top fighter and war machine, but you couldn't. [[NiceJobFixingItVillain And that machine became the Winter Maiden!]] Oh, and let's not forget your deal with Raven Branwen: [[DidntThinkThisThrough "Get all your enemies in one place so you'd have a shot at revenge."]] If only someone could have warned you against such a miserable idea... OhWait ''[[IgnoredExpert I did!]]'' But ''you'' pushed ahead and ''you'' lost it when all you had to do was your ''job!'' You think you're [[EntitledBastard entitled to everything]] just because you've suffered, but suffering isn't enough. You can't just be strong, you have to be ''smart!'' You can't just be deserving, you have to be ''worthy!'' But all you have EVER been is a '''BLOODY MIGRAINE!'''
1076-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', Volume 8, Chapter 10, "[[Recap/RWBYV8E10Ultimatum Ultimatum]]"
1077
1078->''"Fool. You're just like all the rest. Building a suit to save the world. Trying to play God. Let me tell you something [[ComicBook/IronMan Stark]]! There is only one man in the world fit to play such a role! Me."''
1079-->-- '''[[ComicBook/{{Superman}} Lex Luthor]]''', when he temporarily has the upper hand, ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'', "[[Recap/DeathBattleS02E21IronManVsLexLuthor Iron Man VS Lex Luthor]]"
1080
1081->''"Behold the mighty [[Franchise/DragonBall Lord Frieza]], ruler of a dying planet,'' '''''my''''' ''planet. Where is your army? Where is your ship? So powerful, and yet you will wander the depths of space for eternity, all because of me!'' '''''What a fool."'''''
1082-->-- '''[[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Megatron]]''', ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'', "[[Recap/DeathBattleS10E11FriezaVsMegatron Frieza VS Megatron]]"
1083
1084->''"I know [[Characters/RickAndMortyRickSanchez your]] type. The nihilist know-it-all. But through all this wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey rubbish, there's one thing you never quite understood: I'm the Doctor.'' '''''And I don't wanna go."'''''
1085-->-- '''[[Characters/DoctorWhoDoctors The Doctor]]''', ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'', "[[Recap/DeathBattleS10E14RickSanchezVSTheDoctor Rick Sanchez VS The Doctor]]"
1086
1087->''"Oh, for the love of good writing! JP, your reboot is a disaster from beginning to end! It meanders relentlessly, the pacing is somehow too fast AND too slow, there are pointless cameos EVERYWHERE, the art is inconsistent, the voice acting is mediocre, the script is a wreak, the symbolism is far too on the nose, and the dialog is BAD! This video has NO redeeming features whatsoever and it’s meta-commentary does not excuse its shortcomings! This ENTIRE thing is basically your original reboot video but'' '''''WORSE IN EVERY WAY!"'''''
1088-->--'''Inner Critic,''' ''WebAnimation/TerribleWritingAdvice'', REBOOTS REBOOTED
1089
1090->'''Barret:''' Cloud, do you ever stop to consider as to why I never told you to just "get over" Nibelheim?\
1091'''Cloud:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Because you'd rather spend your energies belittling me?]]\
1092'''Barret:''' [[BigNo NO!!!]] [[SuddenlyShouting BECAUSE I AM SOCIALLY CONSCIOUS ENOUGH TO NOT BE AN INCONSIDERATE PRICK!!!]]\
1093'''Red XIII:''' Bestest friend! I'm sure the spiky blonde one didn't mean anything by it.\
1094'''Barret:''' YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, RED!\
1095'''Red XIII:''' But Black--\
1096'''Barret:''' YOU DON'T GET A PASS!\
1097''[everyone gasps]''\
1098'''Barret:''' Have you ever thought that perhaps [[InnocentlyInsensitive some people don't like nicknames that their friends give them]], AND INSTEAD THOSE FRIENDS SHOULD BE MORE CONSIDERATE TOWARDS THEIR FEELINGS????!!!!\
1099'''[[InnocentBigot Red XIII]]:''' But what's wrong with using color as a convenient label for--[[ExplainExplainOhCrap Ohhhhh...did I just "Cloud" it?]]\
1100'''Cloud:''' Can we ''not'' make that a verb, please?\
1101'''Barret:''' Too late!!! And you wanna know something, Red?! That makes you a BAD DOG!\
1102''[everyone gasps once more]''\
1103'''Red XIII:''' ''[shedding a SingleTear]'' B-But I'm your talking dog best friend...\
1104'''Barret:''' You're wrong! I HAVE NO FRIEEEEENDS!
1105-->-- ''WebAnimation/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged'', Episode 16
1106[[/folder]]
1107
1108[[folder:Webcomics]]
1109->Fight [[GodOfThunder you]]? Don't be ridiculous. I'm not a fighter. And, more importantly, neither are you. You're just dressed like one. Swinging those ridiculous swords around in a whimpering plea for attention. If you WERE a fighter, I wouldn't need to be here. [[LightningBruiser Kendal]] would have beaten you fair and square. But I suspect you don't like fair fights. You're not a warrior, a king, or any of the things you style yourself after. You're a problem. [[PreAssKickingOneLiner I'm not going to fight you. I'm going to solve you.]]
1110-->-- '''Erin Ruunaser''', ''WebComic/Aurora2019''
1111
1112->'''Mike:''' Face it... your dumb rebound... doesn't even LOVE you. Nobody does. Why would they? You're a parasite.\
1113'''Lucy:''' Don't leave...\
1114'''Mike:''' Why, so nobody else does?!\
1115'''Lucy:''' No, I...\
1116'''Mike:''' You are so damn selfish and transparent. Clinging to me like I'm the only one who cares about you. Pushing everyone else away, because you think they're only nice to you for your looks. Well, maybe you were right. Nobody would love you for who you are.
1117-->-- [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c68/p30.html Mike to Lucy]], ''Webcomic/BittersweetCandyBowl''
1118
1119->'''ENOUGH! ENOUGH!''' You viscious, poisonous remnant of my stupid family's stupid '''interference --''', with your '''stupid schemes''' and your '''stupid backstabbing plots --''' I have lost my '''castle!''' My '''muses!''' My '''town!''' My hand is revealed to those '''bastard! Upstart! Wulfenbachs!''' You and Lucrezia have done '''nothing''' but '''destroy my life and my plans,''' and '''now''' you're trying to destroy the '''one bright spot I have left-- AND THAT I WILL NOT PERMIT!'''
1120-->--'''Tarvek Sturmvoraus''' to Zola, ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'', [[https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110117 Vol. XI p. 36]]
1121
1122->[[PragmaticVillainy I prefer diplomacy to violence]], but [[StupidEvil some people's belligerence innoculates them to reason]]. I suppose it's for the best. I was going to have to eventually remove you anyway. You're quite a horrible individual. A textbook despot. [[FascistButInefficient Your government thrives on corruption, terror squads, abduction, the lot]], and [[AssholeVictim the world will be an objectively better place without you in it]].
1123-->-- '''Deus Superion''' to the King of Galytn, ''Webcomic/GrrlPower'', "[[https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-power-390-project-overkill/ Project overkill]]"
1124
1125->'''CG:''' WHATEVER, DON'T EVEN TRY IT.\
1126'''CG:''' I'VE GOT THE BETTER [[LovelyAngels SCOURGE SISTER]] ON MY TEAM AND IF YOU BREAK YOUR TRUCE YOU'LL HAVE TO ANSWER TO HER.\
1127'''CG:''' THE FUNNY THING IS [Terezi] WAS ALWAYS WAY BETTER THAN YOU [[BadassNormal EVEN WITHOUT ANY POWERS]].\
1128'''CG:''' YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, I KNOW YOUR WHOLE STORY.\
1129'''CG:''' [[InferioritySuperiorityComplex YOU WERE ALWAYS JEALOUS]] SHE COULD [[ManipulativeBastard MANIPULATE PEOPLE SO WELL]] WITHOUT RESORTING TO CHEAP MIND TRICKS.\
1130'''CG:''' HAHA, I CAN TELL THIS BURNS YOU AND I CAN'T EVEN PAW THROUGH YOUR DUMPSTER!\
1131'''CG:''' CHALK IT UP AS ANOTHER INFURIATING VICTORY FOR [[SlobsVersusSnobs GUTTER BLOOD OVER ARISTOCRACY]].\
1132'''CG:''' OH WHAT'S THAT, NOTHING TO SAY?\
1133'''CG:''' WOW SPEECHLESS I GUESS. YOU'RE PROBABLY CRYING RIGHT NOW. THAT WOULD MAKE MY FUCKING DAY.\
1134'''CG:''' HEY LOOK AT ME BEING THE ONE TO TALK SHIT AT WARP SPEED THEN LOG OFF BEFORE YOU CAN REPLY.\
1135'''CG:''' BYE, IDIOT.
1136-->-- '''Karkat Vantas''' to '''Vriska Serket''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
1137
1138->'''Waluigi:''' Hey, iz the President of the United States of You Suck on the phone. He sent you a secret message for you, man. But I decode for you though. It says '''You suck'''.\
1139'''Luigi:''' [[RageBreakingPoint Oh, that tears it!]] I suck? '''I SUCK!?!''' [[NoYou Look who's talking, you]] '''[[NoYou freak!]]''' How many games have you been in, huh? ''Mario Tennis''? Yeah, real winner there. And what? Did you wake up one morning and think "I'm sick of playing with myself. I should do something with my life. I know! I'll dress up like [[EvilKnockoff a crappy evil clone of a second-string video game character]]." Yeah, way to aim high, pal. I may have low self-esteem, but I think you are the only person who actually sucks more than I do. So you can take your secret message and '''[[AssShove SHOVE IT WHERE THE WARP PIPES DON'T GO]]!!'''
1140-->-- ''Webcomic/ItSucksToBeWeegie, [[http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=1059 Nemesis Finale]]''
1141
1142->How DARE you. Messing with him like that when he's so drunk he can't even stand? What the hell is wrong with you? I was worried Largo was gonna do something stupid and YOU might get hurt. But what do I find? You pawing him up and playing some kind of sick, trampy mind game on him? Do you have any idea what he's been through today? Do you even know why he tried to drink himself senseless? Do you even care? I didn't think so.
1143-->-- '''Piro''' to '''Tohya''', ''Webcomic/MegaTokyo''
1144
1145->'''Chloé:''' Ladybug? She turned Paris over to supervillains! That would never have happened with Queen Bee! It's because Ladybug and Chat Noir are incompetent that we're all in danger. This would never have happened with Queen Bee! All this is because you were lame, Ladybug! And you lost the Miraculouses because of your lameness! If you had kept me, Queen Bee, this never would've happened!\
1146''[Ladybug appears, [[TheUnsmile smiling an unsettling smile]]]''\
1147'''Ladybug:''' ''[visibly livid]'' I'd love to know where you get your absolute gall, you delusional waste of space. You think Queen Bee was hot shit when she never accomplished a single thing other than trying my fucking patience? When every time I dusted her off was to clean up your messes? Or did you forget what an utter failure you were on Heroes' Day, or when you used those powers to crash a train you self centered narcissist? I only lent you the comb in the first place because I felt sorry for your useless pathetic ass and if I knew back then how to merge Miraculouses I never would have spared you a second glance because you're nothing more than an annoying fly not worth my fucking time, you obnoxious pile of filth and scum. ''[cheerfully]'' So, do you understand me, Chloé?\
1148'''Chloé:''' ''[cowed]'' ...Daddyyyyyy-!\
1149'''Ladybug:''' Hahahaha! Keep my name out of your mouth.
1150-->-- '''[[https://zoe-oneesama.tumblr.com/post/717045798099124224/ladybug-has-far-more-patience-than-i-to-listen-to This]]''' untitled ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug'' fancomic
1151
1152->No, no, I think I have something to say to Captain Wallow-Pants here. [[WeWereYourTeam Do you have any idea how bloody useless we were while you were taking your dirt nap?]] The redhead [[GeneralFailure can't lead anyone out of a wet paper bag]], and I almost vomited myself to death because [[CloudcuckoolandersMinder you weren't there to keep me from doing something stupid]]. And the other half was just as bad, from what I hear. Elan [[GenreBlind couldn't see past some lame subplot]], Durkon [[TakeYourTime sat on his thumbs]], and I think the elf [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity almost went nuts]]. So you're gonna pussy out now and [[GondorCallsForAid sound the alarm]]? Sure, whatever. I mean, that bell got rung when [[AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs a billion hobgoblins jumped up and down on Hinjo's face]]. I don't hear the cavalry yet. The get-the-hell-out-of-here plan, though, I can get behind. Try to lay low. Bet you can hide on your ditzy girlfriend's cloud. Bring your sister, too. And hey, maybe some other hero will pop out of nowhere to stop this Snarl thing at the last minute. Who knows, it would probably make a better story than this one. [[BrutalHonesty Of course, it would mean that your best friend got horribly killed for absolutely no damn reason at all.]] Me, I'm a [[TokenEvilTeammate heartless little bastard]]. I can shrug that kind of thing off. But [[TheHero you]] seem like maybe that might bother you somewhere down the road.
1153-->-- '''Belkar''' to '''Roy''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0881.html 881]]
1154
1155->Oh, I'm sorry, did you have [[spoiler:[[EnemyWithin an evil magic spirit in your head controlling your actions]]]] then, too? That's '''you'''. You said those words. You can hang there and [[HolierThanThou pretend you're so much nobler than I am]] -- but for [[MomentOfWeakness one exact moment]]? You felt exactly what I feel. You are who you are on [[WhatYouAreInTheDark your very worst day]], Durkon. Anything less is [[YouKeepTellingYourselfThat a comforting lie you tell yourself to numb the pain]]. And that's who I am. [[ShadowArchetype Your worst day, personified.]] [[EverybodyHatesHades Hel]] may have created me, but [[CreateYourOwnVillain she shaped me to fit perfectly in the hole in]] '''[[CreateYourOwnVillain your]]''' [[CreateYourOwnVillain heart]].
1156-->-- '''High Priest of Hel''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1007.html 1007]]
1157
1158->It's not just about power, it's also about [[IfYoureSoEvilEatThisKitten how far you're willing to debase yourself before feeling bad]]. And me? [[OurLichesAreDifferent I ripped off my own living flesh so that I wouldn't have to admit weakness]]. [[EvilerThanThou You're strictly little league compared to that]]. That right there? That's the difference between bonafide true Evil with a capital "E" and your whiny "evil, but for a good cause," crap. One gets to be the butch, and one gets to be the bitch -- Bitch.
1159-->-- '''Xykon''' to '''Redcloak''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick: [[Recap/TheOrderOfTheStickStartOfDarkness Start of Darkness]]''
1160
1161->As you can clearly see /pol/tard. Noone, online or offline, will ever accept you or your shitty opinions. Not because of the jews or the global homo or whatever group your extreme paranoid imagination concocted, but because it is simply unacceptable to have these bigoted opinions in this day and age. We want society to progress and the betterment of humankind. It is impossible to do this with your regressive, violent, and deplorable outlook on the world. The moderators, and the trans/otaku brothers and sisters of /bant/ have made it clear that we will not allow you to use our platform as a way to spread hate, racism, transphobia, homophobia, and general bigotry, 4chan is a place where everyone is welcome. That includes lgbtqa+, and people of color. The exception of this is obviously you, chud, and all those who would try to make anyone else feel unwelcome or unsafe in our community. You can kill yourself for being an inferior person, but that wont change the fact that youre pretty much exclusively seen as a joke and if you kill yourself now that will be your legacy for time immemorial-p#blm
1162-->-- '''p#blm''' to '''Chud''', ''Webcomic/{{Pblm}}''
1163
1164->'''Zoé:''' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Why don't you love us, Mom?]]\
1165'''Audrey:''' '''Buh--!''' Of course I l-love you! [[BlatantLies I just... show it in different ways.]]\
1166'''Zoé:''' Like, ''[[MaliciousMisnaming not remembering our names]]?''\
1167'''Audrey:''' I--I remember '''exceptional--'''\
1168'''Zoé:''' Oh, what does being "exceptional" even '''mean''', Mom? Having talent? Or just being an '''ass?'''\
1169''[Audrey is left in StunnedSilence with a JawDrop]''\
1170'''Zoé:''' Chloé's ruined her '''whole life''' by [[IrritationIsTheSincerestFormOfFlattery trying to emulate your "exceptional" example,]] [[AllForNothing and for what?]] [[FantasticallyIndifferent You don't even care!]] Well, '''I'm''' done following your example! I'm not leaving Chloé alone just because it'd be more convenient. But go ahead and fly off like the [[SarcasmMode "exceptional"]] parent you've always been.
1171-->-- ''Webcomic/ScarletLady''
1172
1173->I don't know much about you. After all, what's there to know? You're Robin's hanger-on. It's the ONLY interesting thing about you. But you can't have her, so you throw yourself at me recklessly. No regard for your own life. Because you don't have one. And the only possible reasons I can imagine as to why I'm allowed to beat you so mercilessly is that either the Drama Tag is close enough to being pulled that its rules scarcely apply, or that this universe agrees with me that your life is a '''joke.'''
1174-->-- '''Head Alien II''', ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}''
1175
1176->Have you ever even had friends, Mike? Is there honestly ''anyone'' you could turn to if you needed them? I bet you can't name a one! And don't hand me that any shit about your life being hard or other excuses! People don't like you because of how you treat them. They treat you poorly because they're giving back what you give them.
1177-->-- '''Peejee''', ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive''
1178
1179->You literally made Adolf Hitler get off his dick throne in the midst of the flames of hell, walk into the bathroom, and sob quietly in the corner of a shower. He held a bottle of cheap whiskey in his shaking hand, no longer secure in his position as world's least likable human being.
1180-->-- '''Underbite Troll''', ''Webcomic/TailsGetsTrolled''
1181
1182->'''You thick-headed mongrel!!!''' Look at the state of her! Don't you get it? You're forcing her to become something she's not, and now she's paid the price for it! Every day since she was left to us, you pushed her to limits that were way beyond her! Taught her skills she would never master, and gave her a sense of bravado that almost got her killed! What do you say to that, big brother? Daddy's golden boy, son of Gaius the great! Still think the world exists just for you to live in it? But you were never taught to think about that, were you? All you did was allow yourself to be beaten into the ground again and again, hoping that you'd become stronger than the '''monster''' that was telling you it was for your own good. [...] You are every bit the monster our father made you out to be, so monstrous you would do to a child what was once done to you.
1183-->-- '''Vagus''' to '''Mycaelis''', ''Webcomic/TalesOfElysium''
1184
1185->You're putting a bunch of imaginary goblins in the future ahead of the ones alive right now! Aren't you their leader?? They follow you! You're just a... a big phony, talking about stuff like equality and justice to make yourself feel better about shoving them off a cliff! I don't think you really care about them— you just feel bad about '''not''' caring!!
1186-->-- '''Minrah''' to '''Redcloak''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
1187
1188->Do you want to know what your problem is? You get scolded, feel guilty...you swear to keep blood off your hands and good in your heart. You fall for a taunt, you're angry...now it's no mercy, good's worth a sacrifice. You're bitter, you let a petty grudge keep you from aid and an old ally. You're prideful, you enshrine shallow reason, ignore warnings and consequences, unleash our darkest secret on two children- They'll ask questions, Richard! You're SCARED, you cling to SAFE SOLUTIONS, knock on locked doors you should be KICKING DOWN! You're LONELY, you start a SCHOOL CLUB, you start a FAKE LIFE, you live a FAKE PEACE in a DOOMED TOWN! I was TOO LENIENT. Your emotions don't DISTRACT you. They RULE you, pull you EVERY DIRECTION but FORWARD. You're the same trembling, terrified boy I fished out of the lake thirteen years ago, THAT'S your PROBLEM!! ''[beat]'' ...Prove me wrong.
1189-->-- '''Lucifer''' to '''Richard Spender''', ''Webcomic/{{Paranatural}}'', [[https://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-5-page-90 Chapter 5 Page 90]]-[[https://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-5-page-91-92 91]]
1190
1191->'''Mario:''' Mama Mia….. Alright look, Bowser, this is getting ridiculous. You got your jollies for the evening, but now I think it’s best we just end this here with you giving us back our mother, so we can be on our way, and just forget this whole thing ever happened. For both our sakes. I’m annoyed enough as it is already…..\
1192'''Louise:''' '''[[GratuitousItalian SILENZIO MARIO!]]''' You’re annoyed? Well, what about me?! I’m stuck up here against my will! I’m tired, and on top of that, I have to hear that high pitched voice of yours… It gives me such a headache, my lord… Now that’s annoying! Everything is always about you - It’s-a-me! Me! Me! You haven’t changed one bit! It’s been the same thing since you were a child, especially when it came to you and your brother. You always needed that attention on you at all times… It’s so sad. Grow up!\
1193'''Mario:''' Geez, ma… I’m sorry…\
1194'''Luigi:''' Oof!...\
1195'''Louise:''' And Luigi…\
1196'''Luigi:''' Eep!\
1197'''Louise:''' You’re just as pathetic as your brother. The only difference though? He’s got charisma. You were right earlier… Nobody bothers with you. Nobody is interested in the sidekick. I’ll be honest, I’m actually surprised Daisy lasted this long with you and your whiny tone. Even as your mother there’s a limit of how much I can take. Still, despite your shortcomings, I was there for you and your brother… And you know what? You don’t care. After all these years of showing love and affection for you two I get treated like some evil woman… You don’t visit much anymore, not even a phone call. To top if off, you lie, sneak around… and hurt us. Clearly you don’t want me and your father around. But oh ''now'' you come here and want to be the heroes? Mah, please! You’re selfish. [[DisappointedInYou I’m disappointed in both of you]].\
1198''(Mario and Luigi sulk)''\
1199'''Marco:''' Mama Mia… Mario! Luigi! Will you two snap out if it?! This is some kind of trick! That’s not her, you know your mother wouldn’t say those things to you!\
1200'''Louise:''' Marco please, you don’t know what you’re talking about. Go back on the couch.\
1201'''Marco:''' Okay, now that’s something she’d say...
1202-->-- '''[[https://www.deviantart.com/nintendrawer/art/Meet-zah-Mario-s-page-33-861772760 Meet za Mario's Page 33]]'''
1203
1204->Let me assure you, your actions disgust me. Your urges repulse me. That a '''[[ItIsDehumanizing thing]]''' such as yourself [[YouShouldHaveDiedInstead is allowed to live]] while someone as selfless and '''noble''' as [[spoiler: Black Belt]] is dead has given me serious reason to doubt everything I've ever believed to be true and right. And, sorry to burst your '''pervert''' bubble on this one, scoring with you on a spiritual rebound is not the "cure for what ails me" or whatever degenerate euphemism you're going to use. So just leave me alone, you miserable little man.
1205-->-- '''White Mage''' to '''Black Mage''', ''WebComic/{{EightBitTheater}}''
1206
1207->''"Never before have I seen a weirder duo than the two of you. I can't even decide who looks more ridiculous. You, cat! What are you supposed to be, [[Wrestling/RandySavage Macho Man Randy Savage's]] fursona, suffering from pattern hair loss? And '''you!''' I've seen "edgy" before, but I have never seen "please notice my scarred shirtless body and glowing red eye"-edgy before! Desperate for attention much? [[AccidentalTruth Daddy didn't love you or something?]] But anyway, yes, I sell extra life balloons. Five Banana Coins for two of them."''
1208-->-- '''[[VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry Cranky Kong]]''' to '''[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Incineroar]]''' and '''[[Franchise/{{Tekken}} Kazuya]]''', ''Webcomic/EveryoneIsHome'', [[https://www.woodenplankstudios.com/comic/cranky-king-everyone-is-home/ "Cranky King"]]
1209[[/folder]]
1210
1211[[folder:Real Life]]
1212->Never in their wildest dreams could elites have imagined they would have a shill like you. They though[t] they'd have to pay for people like you. Here you are, on your own time, fighting for corporate interests, against the literal survival of your own species. Because you fell down a Website/YouTube hole. Because you grew up in a stone cold stupid post colonial society that encouraged your delusions of superiority. When you eventually burst into flames, or are torn to pieces by dogs in an abandoned Asda, you can take comfort in the fact that at least you redefined the word moron, just when we thought we'd seen it all.
1213-->-- '''Creator/FrankieBoyle''', [[https://twitter.com/frankieboyle/status/1177529812942016513 to a climate change denier]]
1214
1215->Dear Mr. Horton,\
1216We couldn't help notice that your Twitter team described your failure to provide an adequate service as 'Poundland' cooking chocolate.\
1217Aside from the breach of our trademark, we think you're taking the chocolate biscuit.\
1218In the past week, on the introduction of the new timetables your rail company has\
12191. Cancelled hundreds of services\
12202. Blamed a dog on the line for delays and\
12213. Secretly cancelled services rather than have to announce they're cancelled\
1222Frankly you have no right to use our name to describe poor service. We served 8 million shoppers last week and didn't have to close any store due to leaves on the roof, the wrong kind of rain, or a shortage of managers.\
1223In fact, our Welshpool store flooded and our store colleagues stood at the entrance to help customers get their shopping, so we stayed open.\
1224We think we have a pretty good idea about what great customer service is compared to most rail companies.\
1225But if we ever fall short, perhaps we'll describe ourselves as a bit Thames Link.\
1226If you don't want to hear from our extremely twitchy legal team, we suggest you remove your tweet.
1227-->-- '''Austin Cooke''', retail director of Poundland to Thames Link
1228
1229->You cheated not only the game, but yourself.\
1230You didn't grow.\
1231You didn't improve.\
1232You took a shortcut and gained nothing.\
1233You experienced a hollow victory.\
1234Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.\
1235It's sad that you don't know the difference.
1236-->-- '''A {{memetic|Mutation}} Twitter response''' to completing ''VideoGame/SekiroShadowsDieTwice'' with cheats, linked [[https://twitter.com/Fetusberry/status/1114364382606053378 here]]
1237
1238->My dear Madam Kirby. I see that you have favored my most recent message with your particular brand of... wit. While I appreciate the no doubt colossal effort it took to come up with such a comment, I worry that you must have hurt yourself. If your wits are exhausted, who should entertain the spam bots, small children and pets who look to your tweets for guidance? Indeed I fear for your future, should your flagging wits fail you. Fate is fickle, my dear, and you might find yourself replaced in their affections by a cranky cat meme. And who would even notice? A word of advice: for a trader of words you deal in them far too loosely. Better hold onto them less they lose all value. You only cheapen yourself, my dear.
1239-->-- '''Creator/IndiraVarma''' having fun playing ''[[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition Madame de Fer]]'' replying to trolls online.
1240
1241->We already know that the Secretary of State and the Attorney General have already, uh, tweeted out that your legal arguments are [[InsaneTrollLogic rubbish]] and you're going to lose when it comes to court, so we're not worried about that at all. I'm also not worried about any of your "oh, things are bad so we can't certify" arguments, because that's just ridiculous; you certified in August when they were worse, less than ''50%'' of the ballots were recountable. Now over 72% are. Uh, 58% of them even balanced, when it was 30% last time, so it's doubled. It's gotten way better, ''because'' the Secretary of State actually jumped in and did her job, unlike you. But I know it's not gonna change your opinion. Um, you talked about not certifying Detroit, even though you acknowledged that Livonia - a city, by the way, I know you know is 95% white - had bigger variances than Detroit, which is 80% black. I'm not going to try to change your mind; I just want to let you know that the Trump stink, the stain of racism that you, William Hartmann and Monica Palmer, have just covered yourself in, is going to [[NeverLiveItDown follow you throughout history]]. Your grandchildren are going to think of you like Bull Connor or George Wallace. Monica Palmer and William Hartmann will forever be known in southeastern Michigan as two racists who did something so unprecedented that they disenfranchised hundreds of thousands of black voters in the city of Detroit because they were ordered to. Probably, I know, Monica, you think Q told you to do it or some other crazy stuff like that. But just know that when you try to sleep tonight, millions of people around the world know the name Monica Palmer and William Hartmann as two people completely racist, and without an understanding of what integrity means or a shred of human decency. The law isn't on your side, history won't be on your side, your conscience won't be on your side, and Lord knows when you meet your maker, your soul is going to be very, ''very'' warm.
1242-->-- '''Ned Staebler''', to two Michigan Board of Canvassers members who refused to certify Wayne County for political reasons
1243
1244
1245->''Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!\
1246You Turkish Sultan, brother and comrade of the damned devil and secretary to Lucifer himself! What the devil kind of knight are you, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. You shall not, you son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons. We have no fear of your army; by land and by sea, we will battle with thee. [[YourMom Fuck your mother!]]\
1247You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, [[BestialityIsDepraved goat-fucker of Alexandria]], swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arsehole, butcher's dog, unchristened brow. May the Devil steam your own ass!\
1248So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You're unfit to rule Christians, you won't even be herding pigs for the Christians! Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, and the year is with the Lord. The day's the same over here as it is over there, for this, kiss our arse!''
1249-->-- [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks The Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks]]
1250
1251
1252->I don't know if I need to send you a surgeon to examine your spine or a psychiatrist to examine your head, but something is wrong with you if you continue to follow [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump this president]], if you continue to behave in these bizarro ways, if you continue to hold yourself out as a legal expert yet demonstrate day in and day out with the support of this president and his claims that you don't know anything about the law, either the process or the facts that go into a winning lawsuit.
1253-->-- '''Josh Shapiro''', Attorney General of Pennsylvania, to Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX)
1254
1255->If, then, the tree of peace, which we planted on German soil with the purest intention, has not brought forth the fruit, which in the interest of your people, We had fondly hoped, no one in the world who has eyes to see and ears to hear will be able to lay the blame on the Church and on her Head. The experiences of these last years have fixed responsibilities and laid bare intrigues, which from the outset only aimed at a war of extermination. In the furrows, where We tried to sow the seed of a sincere peace, other men - the "enemy" of Holy Scripture - oversowed the cockle of distrust, unrest, hatred, defamation, of a determined hostility overt or veiled, fed from many sources and wielding many tools, against Christ and His Church. They, and they alone with their accomplices, silent or vociferous, are today responsible, should the storm of religious war, instead of the rainbow of peace, blacken the German skies.
1256-->-- '''[[UsefulNotes/NotablePopes Pope Pius XI]]''', ''Mit brennender Sorge (With great anxiety)'', encyclical to the Catholics of Germany, 14 March 1937
1257
1258->''"I have a message to the Neo-Nazis, the White Nationalists and the neo-Confederates. Let me be just as blunt as possible: Your heroes are losers. You’re supporting a lost cause. Believe me, I know the original Nazis. I was born in Austria in 1947, shortly after the Second World War, and growing up I was surrounded by broken men, men who came home from the war filled with shrapnel and guilt, men who were misled into a losing ideology. And I can tell you that these ghosts that you idolize spent the rest of their lives living in shame. And right now, they’re resting in hell."''
1259-->-- '''Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger'''
1260
1261->For a few months, I was inclined to believe in [[UsefulNotes/NaziGermany National Socialism]]. I thought of it as [[NecessarilyEvil a necessary fever]], and I was gratified to see that there were associated with it for a time, some of the wisest and most outstanding Germans. But these, one by one, [[ThePurge he has got rid of, or even killed.]] He had left nothing but [[ThoseWackyNazis a bunch of shirted gangsters.]] [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler This man]] could bring home victories to our people each year, without bringing home either glory or danger; but our German, which was [[UsefulNotes/DichterUndDenker a nation of poets and musicians, of artists and soldiers]], he has made a nation of histerics and hermits, engulfed in a mob and led by a thousand liars or fanatics.
1262-->-- '''[[UsefulNotes/PrussianKings Kaiser Wilhelm II]]''' on Nazi Germany
1263
1264->'''Jon Stewart:''' What's the leading cause of death amongst children [[UsefulNotes/UnitedStates in this country]]? And I'm going to give you a hint, it's not drag show readings to children. So what is it?\
1265'''Sen. Nathan Dahm:''' I'm presuming you’re going to say it’s firearms.\
1266'''Jon Stewart:''' No, I'm not going to say it like it’s an opinion! That's what it is. It's ''firearms''. More than ''cancer'', more than ''car accidents''. And what ''you're telling me'' is, '''you''' don't mind infringing ''free speech'' to protect children from this ''[[HeteronormativeCrusader amorphous thing]]'' that you think of, but when it comes ''to children that have'' '''died''', you don't ''give a flying fuck'' to stop that because that "shall not be infringed." '''That is hypocrisy at its highest order.'''
1267-->--[[https://gvwire.com/2023/03/06/jon-stewart-challenges-gop-lawmaker-on-guns-rights-hypocrisy/?amp=1 Jon Stewart Challenges GOP Lawmaker on Guns Rights Hypocrisy]]
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