Line #18 Quotes/TheDevilIsALoser


1	->''"Jesus, what the hell happened to you? You got kicked out of here for being a headstrong rebel. And now you're a whiny little bitch."''
2	-->-- '''God''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''.
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4	->''The devil is a loser and he's my bitch\
5	For better or for worse and you don't care which\
6	The devil is a loser and he's my bitch\
7	Runnin' into trouble you skitch\
8	He's my bitch''
9	-->-- '''Music/{{Lordi}}''', ''[[TropeNamer The Devil's a Loser]] (And He's My Bitch)''
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11	->'''Utahraptor''': Hey, T-Rex, isn't it great how the Devil is PRETTY LAME?\
12	'''The Devil''': [[color:maroon:[[AC:I WOULD DISAGREE WITH THAT PARTICULAR ASSESSMENT. T-REX, YOUR COMPANION IS CLEARLY UNFAMILIAR WITH MY PROWESS IN THE REALM OF {{MMORPG}}S. THE CHRONICLES OF MY DARK ELF CHARACTER ARE ASSUREDLY THE STUFF OF LEGEND.]]]]
13	-->-- ''Webcomic/DinosaurComics, "[[http://www.qwantz.com/archive/000498.html The Devil in: MMORPGS]]"''
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15	->''"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"''
16	-->-- '''Johnny''', "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"
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18	->'''Bob:''' Get out! There must be somebody else that you can annoy.\
19	'''Devil:''' That's all I am to you, is annoying? '''I''' am the source of ''all evil in the universe'', and I'm "annoying"?!
20	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/GodTheDevilAndBob''
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22	->''"singing to the BGM The devil is a wiener, the devil is a wiener, the devil is a wiener..."''
23	-->-- '''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Crow T. Robot]]''' on [[Film/SantaClaus1959 Pitch]]
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25	->"''Yeah, that sometimes happens, all portals to Hell are immediately redirected to the throne room to avoid confusion, bla bla bla, it’d be great if you two could just stand in a corner while I finish my coffee," the devil said, sinking into his chair and lifting the newspaper a little higher. He could feel a headache coming on. ''It’s too early for this, it’s too early for this-''''
26	-->-- The fic '[[http://sarahzahde.tumblr.com/post/42396542819/portal-to-hell-post Portal to Hell]]'
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28	->''"Lucifer has me bound to him. Some unseemly little spell. He has me where he wants, when he wants. That's why I couldn't go to you. I had to wait for you to catch up. He's made me his weapon. Hurricanes. Floods. Raising the dead. I'm more powerful than you can process, and I'm enslaved to a bratty child having a tantrum."''
29	-->-- '''Death''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''
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31	->'''Gabriel''': Lucifer, you're my brother and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.\
32	'''Lucifer''': What'd you just say to me?\
33	'''Gabriel''': Look at yourself. "Boo-hoo! Daddy was mean to me so I'm gonna smash up all his toys!"\
34	'''Lucifer''': Watch your tone.\
35	'''Gabriel''': Play the victim all you want. But you and me? We know the truth. [[ParentalFavoritism Dad loved you best.]] More than Michael, more than me. Then he brought the new baby home, and ''you'' couldn't handle it. So all this is just a great big temper tantrum. Time to grow up.
36	-->-- ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "Hammer of the Gods"
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38	->''Now I'm exactly not a religious man, but I'd be remiss in making Satan the Badass of the Week while not giving credit to the guy who Pedigreed him Triple H-style onto a bed of tacks and then stepped on his stupid horned head. I mean if you can honestly look at that ridiculous picture of Michael desecrating Lucifer's unconscious body like a passed out jock at a frat party and tell me that Satan's the most badass mythological creature ever, then there's something wrong.''
39	-->-- ''Website/BadassOfTheWeek'', [[https://www.badassoftheweek.com/stmichael?rq=michael The Archangel St. Michael]]
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41	->''I am myself the Image of God; I have not yet been cast down from the heavenly Glory, as you were through your pride; I have put on Christ; I have been transformed into Christ by Baptism; worship thou me.''
42	-->-- '''St. Gregory Nazianzus''' (to {{Satan}}), Oration 40 on Holy Baptism, x.
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44	->''"[[GodOfEvil The Dragon's]] evil is supposed to be pathetic. It's supposed to be contemptible. That doesn't make him weak, but he's not heroic in either a classical or contemporary sense. He's a force of evil without scruples or principles. He stands for nothing save making things worse for everyone. He will stab you in the back at every turn and he cannot be reformed. ... When you face the Dragon, having Virtues greater than him, you can look down on him. You can see that he's not simply different or alien, but a loser. And yet, losers can win. He's a smart loser, a cunning loser. He's a loser unfettered by any moral restraint holding him back from hurting you any way he can get away with. He cheats. He cheats very well. He might just win. But it won't be a heroic victory. To make it so would miss the point. He's giving the finger to all the humanists and transhumanists and alien weirdos. He says you all suck. But the truth is that he just sucks compared with all of you and on some level, he knows it. I said there were two bad things that alternative Virtue did as a model for the Dragon's wickedness. The second is that you give him an excuse. Oh, he runs from fighting? [[PragmaticVillainy Actually, he's just smart enough to duck out when he's losing. It's all very reasonable, you see.]] No. Wrong. [[DirtyCoward He's a coward who bolts in terror from the heroes and lies to himself and others about why he did it.]] Even if he can make himself stay as an act of antagonistic defiance, he can't make himself stop being terrified. He can't escape into [[BlueAndOrangeMorality the Other]]. He's stuck playing in the same moral sandbox as everyone else and he absolutely fails at it."''
45	-->-- [[WordOfGod The writers of]] ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}'', on [[BigBad The Ebon Dragon]]
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47	->''This was a very different picture from the dapper gentleman who offers to buy your soul. Or from Milton's epic hero, proud and unrepentant. One could not imagine playing riddles or chess games with this hideous, miserable, helpless mountain. I studied it almost without fear.''
48	-->--''Literature/InfernoLarryNivenAndJerryPournelle''

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