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3[[folder:Advertising]]
4-> GENESIS DOES!\
5What Nintendon't!
6-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7nsBoqJ6s8 Early American commercials for]] UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis
7[[/folder]]
8
9[[folder:Anime]]
10-> I'm all alone, forgotten, like a black family in [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush Bush America]].
11-->-- '''Leo Kakinoki''', ''Anime/GhostStories''
12
13-> '''Panty:''' Did she seriously refer to herself as Franchise/{{Barbie}}? Like the outdated fetish doll with a zillion lame-ass occupations?\
14'''Stocking:''' She did, and I'm allergic to plastic. Let's get outta here before we catch slut-face.
15-->-- ''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt''
16[[/folder]]
17
18[[folder:Comic Books]]
19->'''Deadpool:''' Like Han Solo said to Chewbacca in ''Film/ReturnOfTheJedi'', "Fly casual."\
20'''AIM scientist:''' Actually, I like the [[Film/ThePhantomMenace three]] ''[[Film/AttackOfTheClones new]]'' [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith films]] better. The {{special effects|failure}} are fantastic, and Creator/HaydenChristensen is an amazing actor.\
21''(BeatPanel)''\
22''('''[[BoomHeadshot BLAMM!]]''')''\
23'''Deadpool:''' ''[[DisproportionateRetribution (now holding Bill at gunpoint)]]'' Say Jar Jar Binks is an abomination. ''Say it!''\
24'''Bill:''' '''Jar Jar Binks is an abomination! ''JAR JAR BINKS IS AN ABOMINATION!'''''
25-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}''
26
27-> All of this is faker than a politician in election season... We are in a movie studio!
28-->-- '''Filemón''', ''ComicBook/MortadeloYFilemon'', "¡Silencio, se rueda!"
29[[/folder]]
30
31[[folder:Comic Strips]]
32->'''Calvin:''' I'm thinking of starting my own radio talk show. I'll spout simplistic opinions for hours on end, ridicule anyone who disagrees with me, and generally foster divisiveness, cynicism and a lower level of public dialog!\
33'''Hobbes:''' It would seem you were born for the job.\
34'''Calvin:''' Imagine getting ''paid'' to act like a six-year-old!
35-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'', [[https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1995/01/19 January 19, 1995 strip]]
36[[/folder]]
37
38[[folder:Fan Works]]
39->''So, I gave him tons of drugs which caused him [[PopGoesTheHuman to blow up like a balloon, and then just, blow up]]. Kinda like [[Manga/{{AKIRA}} that psychic guy from that film]] Daisuke was talking about - I mean, the actual guy, not [[VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters2001 some lazy blue and yellow recolour]].''
40-->-- '''Monokuma''', ''Fanfic/DanganronpaParadiseLost''
41
42->''But eventually the changes did come back and it was getting too scary for me…scary and stupid. I mean, ugh, Film/SpaceJam, heeeellllooo! That movie was terrible! And don’t get me started on WesternAnimation/BabyLooneyTunes! Whose bright idea was it to turn everybody into babies?!? You can’t party with babies! I didn’t mind the WesternAnimation/DuckDodgers one too much, I guessed, but things were getting a lot more dangerous for good ol’ Party Pony.''
43-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]]''', ''[[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/story-truth-about-pinkie-pie.html The Truth About Pinkie Pie]]''
44
45->''"Hmmm, I've got an idea! Let's see what's on TV! TV always has great shows on... except that Tiny Toons thing... spew."''
46-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Yakko Warner]]''', ''[[https://www.deviantart.com/yakkingyakko/art/Yakko-s-Sick-Day-67748111 Yakko's Sick Day]]''
47
48->''"I prefer none of you [[StuffBlowingUp blow crap up]] indoors like some gender-reveal gimmick."''
49-->-- '''UsefulNotes/DateMasamune''', ''VideoGame/SengokuBasara'' fanfic ''Having fun while you can''
50[[/folder]]
51
52[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
53->''"Look at all the '''tiny''' students and the '''tiny''' teachers whose '''tiny''' paychecks reflect their size AND THE VALUE SOCIETY PUTS ON EDUCATION!"''
54-->-- '''Professor Poopypants''', ''WesternAnimation/CaptainUnderpantsTheFirstEpicMovie''
55
56->''[[HistoricalInJoke Formerly Lehman Brothers]]''
57-->-- Subtitle under the front door sign for the [[CardCarryingVillain Bank of Evil]], ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe1''
58
59->''"It's almost like stealing people's personal data and giving it to a hyper-intelligent AI as part of an unregulated tech monopoly is a bad thing."''
60-->-- '''Mark Bowman''', ''WesternAnimation/TheMitchellsVsTheMachines''
61
62->''(the Teen Titans are violently beating up someone they think is [[ArchEnemy Slade]])''\
63'''Fake Slade Actor:''' Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, guys! I'm just playing Slade in the movie! It's me, Creator/ShiaLaBeouf!\
64'''Beast Boy:''' Oh, it's Shia [=LeBeoufs=]. THAT'S EVEN ''WORSE'' THAN BEIN' A VILLAIN!\
65''(the Titans resume their beat-up of Shia [=LaBeouf=])''
66-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGoToTheMovies''[[note]]For added insult, this isn't even a case of AdamWesting-- Creator/JamesArnoldTaylor instead voices the Shia [=LeBeouf=] in this movie.[[/note]]
67
68[[/folder]]
69
70[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
71->''"ComicBook/{{Batman}}'s a fascist!"''
72-->-- '''Rudy Reyes''', ''Film/BlueBeetle2023''
73
74->'''Vic''': It's not the union's job to give solutions.
75->'''Sid''': You can say that again.
76-->-- ''Film/CarryOnAtYourConvenience''
77
78->'''Lord Hampton''': Your Majesty! The Queen is in labour!
79->'''King Henry''': Don't worry. They'll never get back in.
80-->-- ''Film/CarryOnHenry''
81
82->''"And please don't make the [[Film/GreenLantern2011 supersuit green. Or animated]]!"''[[note]]Creator/RyanReynolds [[ActorAllusion stars in both films]].[[/note]]
83-->-- '''Wade Wilson''', ''Film/Deadpool2016''
84
85->''"Vampires. [[Film/InterviewWithTheVampire No interviews]]."''
86-->--'''{{Tagline}}''' for ''Film/FromDuskTillDawn''
87
88->''"Makes Franchise/KingKong look like a dwarf!"''
89-->--Danish '''{{Tagline}}''' for ''Film/Godzilla1954''
90
91->''"He's not [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy]]. He's not [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason]]. He's real."''
92-->--'''{{Tagline}}''' for ''Film/HenryPortraitOfASerialKiller''
93
94->''"You don't need a [[Film/TheTexasChainsawMassacre chainsaw]] to have a massacre."''
95-->--'''{{Tagline}}''' for ''Film/TheProwler''
96
97->'''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck:''' How's this for a new team name: The Ducks!
98->'''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny:''' Please! What kind of [[Creator/{{Disney}} Mickey Mouse organization]] would name their team [[Film/TheMightyDucks The Ducks]]?
99-->-- ''Film/SpaceJam''
100
101->'''The Killer''': What's your favorite scary movie?\
102'''Drew Decker''': ''Film/{{Kazaam}}''! You know, the one where [[Creator/ShaquilleONeal Shaq]] plays a genie!\
103'''Killer''': That's not a horror movie.\
104'''Drew''': Yeah, well, you've never seen Shaq act.
105-->--''Film/ScaryMovie''
106[[/folder]]
107
108[[folder:Literature]]
109
110->''This does not appear to be an authentic ''[[ComicStrip/MallardFillmore Fillmore]]'' cartoon, although the authors of this book have captured accurately the strip's level of humor.''
111-->-- ''Literature/AmericaTheBook''
112
113->''"Anyway, [your mother having commandeered your young life] sucks. I'm your mom now. The rules are, no [[Creator/QuentinTarantino Tarantino]] movies and bedtime is never."''
114-->-- '''Myla''' to August, ''Literature/OneLastStop'', Chapter 3
115
116->'''August:''' Hey, do you mind if we put the radio on?\
117'''Isaiah:''' God, please. If I have to listen to Music/BonIver for another block, I'm gonna drive into a telephone pole.
118-->-- ''Literature/OneLastStop'', Chapter 7
119
120->''Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.''
121-->--''Literature/TimeEnoughForLove''
122[[/folder]]
123
124[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
125
126->''"It's the show Franchise/{{Robocop}} deplores,\
127'[[{{Sequelitis}} 'cos we're good after three sequels]] of Robot Wars."''
128-->-- '''[[LargeHam Craig Charles]]''', ''Series/RobotWars''
129
130->''"This plate is just about as good as any major god (audience laughs). [[LampshadeHanging Take that, organized religion]], take it!"''
131-->-- '''Series/GoodNewsWeek'''
132
133->'''Creator/LorneMichaels''': Of course Sarah (Jessica Parker)'s breasts are beautiful. I just don't want the audience to think you're sexist.
134->'''Creator/NicolasCage''': Sexist? I'm not sexist! That's the last thing I am!
135->'''Lorne Michaels''': All right, Nic. If you're going to talk about killer bods, I think you should mention... Sofia Coppola.
136->'''Nicolas Cage''': (grabs Lorne) Hey! That's my cousin!"
137->'''Lorne Michaels''': You see? I-I-I-I did that to make a point. You see, when you're talking about someone that's close to you it's different, isn't it?
138->'''Nicolas Cage''': Oh... oh... oh you're right. Oh God! They must hate me! What am I going to do?
139->'''Lorne Michaels''': Don't worry, you'll be fine.
140->'''Nicolas Cage''': Well they-they-they probably think I'm the biggest jerk who's ever been on the show.
141->'''Lorne Michaels''': No, no. That would be Creator/StevenSeagal.
142-->--''Series/SaturdayNightLive''
143
144->''"That's not music. That's EDM."''
145-->-- '''Eleanor''', ''Series/TheGoodPlace''
146
147->'''Kaitlyn''': Y'know guys, do you think we'll ever get to go Australia like the [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Power Rangers]]?\
148'''Ryan''': Shit, not after [[Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangersTheMovie the dump they took at the box office]]!\
149'''JB''': Yeah, we can flush our movie down the toilet.
150-->--GagDub [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8_HrVhnqNgby by the cast of]] ''Series/VRTroopers''
151
152->''"I mean does it still exist? Must be a medical term for people who ''want'' to visit Weston-super-Mare."''
153-->-- '''Dorien Green''', ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS6E10BusinessIsBusiness Business is Business]]"
154
155->'''Dream-Darryl''': We would've been nearly legit.
156->'''Dream-Garth''': Can you ''be'' "nearly legit"?
157->'''Dream-Darryl''': O' course. Tha's when you know yer at it, but everyone else thinks yer a pillar of the community.
158->'''Dream-Garth''': Oh, what, like the government?
159-->-- ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherCS6ChristmasInDreamland Christmas in Dreamland]]"
160
161->''"Do you know how hard it is trying to break into show business? Creator/LanaTurner didn't make it until ''after'' she died!"''
162-->-- '''Shelley [=DuPont=]''', ''Series/GirlsOnTop'', "Staying Alive"
163
164->''"Our main story tonight concerns UsefulNotes/TheWorldCup. It's like the UsefulNotes/SuperBowl, except the rest of the world actually gives a fuck."''
165-->-- '''Creator/JohnOliver''', ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''
166
167->''"[='=]Listen to a timeshare presentation[='=] is dead last on the list of things that I want to do for five straight hours, right after [='=]watching ''Film/AvatarTheWayOfWater''[='=] and of course [='=][[TakeThatCritics hearing other people talk about watching]] ''Avatar: The Way of Water''[='=]."''
168-->-- '''Creator/JohnOliver''', ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''
169
170->''"Well l've been in the city for thirty years and I've never once regretted being a nasty, greedy, cold hearted, avaricious, money-grubber… ''Conservative!''"''
171-->--'''City gent''', ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''
172
173->'''Carly''': I asked our fans to send in ideas for what they want to see me do on [=iCarly=].\
174'''Freddie''': Well let's delete all the ones from Mandy Valdez, and any with the word "[[Creator/DanSchneider feet]]" in the filename.
175-->--''Series/ICarly2021''
176[[/folder]]
177
178[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
179->''"Fans, as [[Wrestling/HulkHogan Hollywood Hogan]] walks away and you look at forty thousand plus on hand, if you're even THINKING about changing the channel to [[Wrestling/WWERaw our competition]], fans, do not, because we understand that Wrestling/MickFoley, who wrestled here one time as Cactus Jack, is gonna win their world title. Ha! That's gonna put some butts in the seats, heh."''
180-->-- '''Tony Schiavone''' on the January 4, 1999 episode of ''Wrestling/WCWMondayNitro''. This comment would [[InsultBackfire seriously backfire]] in Wrestling/{{WCW}}'s face.
181[[/folder]]
182
183[[folder:Radio]]
184->"Well, as Scottish football managers never say, here we are in the second round."
185-->-- '''Humphrey Lyttelton''', ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''
186[[/folder]]
187
188[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
189->"Did you have a chance to read [[Literature/TheVampireChronicles the novel I sent you]]?"
190->As he continues musing, I find myself growing rather queasy: an odd smell is building in the room. "Yes, I read it. I'll even tell you [[BerserkButton what I think of it]]," he says, his voice dropping a full octave. The guttural sound that follows mutates into a raspy, grating sound. As his facade is dropped, I see the vampire for what he really is: his blonde hair turns into greasy dreadlocks; his skin withers into a brittle reptilian cast. He hunches in his chair, and suddenly, the faint aroma of perfume I found so delightful becomes the unspeakable tang of a bathroom urinal cake.
191->"What's the matter, kid? [[Film/InterviewWithTheVampire Who were you expecting]], Creator/BradPitt?" The next sound on my tape recorder is the prolonged sound of retching as I vomit profusely.
192-->-- "Interview With A Vampire," ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Nosferatu (Revised)''
193[[/folder]]
194
195[[folder:Video Games]]
196-> What's with this low-quality world setting! It doesn't make any sense! I told them not [[LiveActionAdaptation to make 2D show into a 3D movie]]!
197-->-- '''Takenaka Andersen''', ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder''
198
199->''“Where'd you learn to cook, truck driving school?”''
200-->-- '''Gourmet Guy''', ''VideoGame/PaperMario64''
201
202->'''Jeane''': It's too terrible. [[BreakingTheFourthWall It alone will jack up the age rating of this game even further]].
203->'''Travis''': So what? Who cares?
204->'''Jeane''': What if the game gets delayed? You don't want this to become [[VideoGame/DukeNukemForever No More Heroes Forever]], do you?
205-->-- ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes''
206
207-> ''"Now, let's play VideoGame/MetalGear for real!"''
208-->-- '''Falcon''', ''[[VideoGame/SilentScope Silent Scope 2]]''[[note]]It should be noted that [[SelfDeprecation both Silent Scope and Metal Gear are Konami IPs]].[[/note]]
209
210-> ''"I hate the [[VideoGame/ArtOfFighting art of fighting]], but I wanna be [[VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters the king of fighters!]]"''
211-->-- '''Dan Hibiki''', ''VideoGame/StreetFighterAlpha3''
212
213-> ''"Dude, you've been hanging here like, '''[[VideoGame/DukeNukemForever forever]]'''."''
214-->-- '''Sam "Serious" Stone''', ''VideoGame/SeriousSam II'', finding [[EasterEgg "Secret Duke's skeleton"]]
215
216->''"Time to go watch Film/{{Avatar}}, the director's cut."''
217-->-- '''[[ReallyFondOfSleeping Slumbus]]''' upon going back to sleep, ''VideoGame/DaveEXE''
218[[/folder]]
219
220[[folder:Visual Novels]]
221->My goals for the next playthrough are: 1) Unlock The Slut, 2) Complete The President, 3) Win The Game. Actually, that sounds like politics as usual in the good ol’ US of A.
222-->-- '''[[http://storygamers.com/2016/11/a-sort-of-walkthrough-for-ladykiller-in-a-bind/ Bryan Choi]]''' discussing the visual novel ''VisualNovel/LadykillerInABind''
223
224->''"What do you think this is, some sort of tacky {{ero|ge}} visual novel?"''
225-->-- '''*Hyun-ae''', ''VisualNovel/HatePlus''
226
227->''"A [[Film/{{Sharknado}} tornado of sharks]]? Not even Hollywood could conjure up something that insane."''
228-->-- '''[[Characters/AceAttorneyPhoenixWright Phoenix Wright]]''', ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies'', Case 5-DLC: "Turnabout Reclaimed"
229[[/folder]]
230
231[[folder:Web Original]]
232->'''Trixie Bottoms:''' Um, I wanted to ask, [[ComicSutra are we gonna be using any sheep]]? 'Cause I worked with sheep before, I just... I just wanna know if I need to do it again.\
233'''Interviewer:''' No, we couldn't find any Navajos that would do a straight porno.
234-->-- Creator/The1491s, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RKKBkT2kXQ Native American Porn Audition]]"
235
236->Hi, I’m Robert Brockway from the Internet. You may know me from my time at {{Website/Cracked}}.com, an affiliate store website that also once published comedy.
237-->--''1-900-HOTDOG''
238
239->''Next up, I've got us some tickets to go and see some live comedy... at [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emirates_Stadium the Emirates]]. Or was it a pantomime? Or a farce? Anyway, please don't be alarmed if you see any raving loonies... it's probably just Gooners losing their shit on Arsenal Fan TV!''
240-->-- '''John Terry''', ''WebAnimation/The442oons'', "Who Won The League? Chelsea! Chelsea! (2016-17)"
241
242->''"The only one that stands out among [the emoji characters] is the Creator/PatrickStewart Poop, who might as well be the official mascot of [[Creator/SonyPicturesAnimation Sony Animation]]: a poorly-drawn piece of crap that spews out jokes that no one with a sense of humor would think it's funny."''
243-->-- '''WebVideo/AniMat''' on his review of ''WesternAnimation/TheEmojiMovie''
244
245->''Another boring sprite movie that shamelessly steals from Webcomic/EightBitTheater''\
246'''Fighter''': Blatant ripoffs!\
247'''Black Mage''': Terrible echo effects!\
248'''Thief''': [[SensoryAbuse REEEEALLLYYY BAAAAAAAD VOOOOOIIIIIIICEAAAAACTIIIIIIING!!!!1!!1]]\
249'''Black Mage''': Stolen dialogue!\
250'''Red Mage''': 30 seconds long, but 4 megs in size!\
251'''Thief''': <<[[TheUnintelligible UNINTELLIGIBLE]]>>\
252'''Fighter''': Insert meaningless battle here!\
253'''Billy''': [[MoneyDearBoy GIIIIMMEEEEE URR MUNNEEEEYYY!!!!!!!11!1]]
254-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{Arfenhouse}} 2''
255
256->'''Kid:''' ''(playing with [[WebAnimation/TheAnnoyingOrange an apple and orange that have faces drawn on them]])'' Hey, Apple! Apple! Apple! Hey, Apple!\
257'''Father:''' Well, we failed. ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice (cocks a shotgun)]]'' Don't look, honey.
258-->-- WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}}: [[https://youtu.be/XlUMyKgmy6k?t=87 deleted scenes]]
259
260->'''Jurgen Klopp:''' The festivities are about to begin, so please take your seats.
261-> ''[Cut to Tottenham's table, which has no cutlery]''\
262'''Dele Alli:''' What's this, we've got no silverware?
263-> ''[Klopp giggles, while Mauricio Pochettino sheds a tear]''
264-> '''Klopp:''' Barcelona! We didn't mean to put you front and center, but unfortunately, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDjGNsk9b00 all the corners were taken too quickly]]!
265-> ''[Laughter, as Lionel Messi raises a middle finger at Klopp under his HandPuppet]''
266-> '''Klopp:''' Before we begin, I want to thank a special person, without whom we would not be here today, Mr. Loris Karius.
267-> ''[Karius suddenly turns upon hearing his name, inadvertently dropping a meatball right onto Karim Benzema's dish]''
268-> '''Klopp:''' Thank you for showing [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fenway_Sports_Group our American overlords]] the importance of spending a lot of money on a competent keeper.\
269''[Klopp points at Alisson, who shrugs as Karius glares back at them.]''
270-->--''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}''
271
272->'''Filmmaker:''' It's, like… [[Film/WinnieThePoohBloodAndHoney Winnie da Pooh, but he do de murder]].\
273'''Doobus:''' Dude, he shouldn't see this! Also, he didn't even do anything to you! Why would you make this?\
274'''Filmmaker:''' 'Cause it's a passion project I've had in my mind since I was a little baby. This is like, what my life has been leadin' up to, man--\
275'''Doobus:''' ''(interrupting)'' You got this from a ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' sketch.\
276'''Filmmaker:''' Shut the fu— shut up.
277-->-- [[https://youtu.be/f-gFdxRHct8?feature=shared "Winnie the Pooh is Not Scary"]] by '''WebAnimation/DoobusGoobus'''
278
279->'''Vegeta:''' C'mon, Nappa, let's not forget why we're here.
280->'''Nappa:''' To insult people, Vegeta?
281->'''Vegeta:''' No, Nappa, not just to insult people... but to insult people more ''specifically''.
282-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged - Creator/TeamFourStar AWA Special''
283
284->'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Ninjago}} Garmadon]]:''' Think of the dumbest opinion you've ever heard.\
285'''Lloyd:''' Dareth should've been the Green Ninja?\
286'''Garmadon:''' Worse.\
287'''Lloyd:''' Jay should be the team leader?\
288'''Garmadon:''' Worse, I said!\
289'''Lloyd:''' Nya should've been with Cole!\
290'''Garmadon:''' WORSE!\
291'''Lloyd:''' ASPHEERA IS A...GOOD...VILLAIN!
292-->-- WebVideo/FoxTale2614, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKlU-_H68uc garmadon is up to something]]"
293
294->'''Lamar Jackson:''' My whole team is out and we’re forced to start guys from the Baltimore Orioles.
295->''[cut to Calais Campbell throwing pads and a helmet on Orioles outfielder Cedric Mullins]''
296->'''Cedric Mullins:''' Please! We can barely play baseball!
297-->--''WebAnimation/GridironHeights''
298
299->"Getting angry about books made for horny teenage girls was ridiculous then, and it's ridiculous now."
300-->-- '''Alucard''' on the ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' [[{{Hatedom}} hatedom]], ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
301
302->''"This is [[FatBastard Eggman's]] crypto mine. It produces enough energy to power all of Station Square… or mint one NFT."''
303-->--'''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Tails]]''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_dbFNWD910 This is Eggman's Crypto mine]]" by '''WebVideo/{{Jehtt}}'''
304
305->'''VideoGame/SonicExe:''' [[AC:I am the personification of all things evil. Malice incarnate. I… am your fan base's deepest desires.]]\
306'''Franchise/{{Sonic|The Hedgehog}}:''' Oh, no.\
307'''Sonic.exe:''' ''(EvilLaugh)'' [[AC:Oh, yes.]]\
308'''Sonic:''' I really ''am'' washed up if ''this'' is what the fans consider cool.\
309'''Sonic.exe:''' [[AC:It gets worse. I was [[VideoGame/VsSonicExe revived]] by the ''VideoGame/FridayNightFunkin'' community.]]\
310'''Sonic:''' ''(retches)'' I think I'm gonna be sick…
311-->-- [[https://youtu.be/ZCQiOzyAitw "Sonic Meets His Fakers"]] by '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@TheKoterShow The Koter Show]]'''
312
313->''"Don't worry, I'm not gonna sit here and complain for seven minutes straight about how [[Theatre/MedievalTimesDinnerAndTournament this show]] is about [[TheThemeParkVersion as historically accurate as a Disney movie]]. We're '''advanced''' these days. We don't turn to cheap tourist amusements for our misinformation, we have Platform/TikTok for that!"''
314-->-- ''WebAnimation/LetMeExplainStudios'', [[https://youtu.be/y3TWVQJ9oes "My Grievances with Medieval Times (the dinner show)"]]
315
316->'''Dr. Eggman:''' ''(to a [[ItMakesSenseInContext de-aged Tails in his classroom]])'' What!? No [=iPad=] in class! ''(looks at the video)''\
317'''[[YouTubeKidsChannel Sing-A-Long Video]]:''' 🎵Five little hedgehogs jumping in a bin, [[HarmfulToMinors one fell out and broke his skin!]] Yaaay!🎵\
318'''Dr. Eggman:''' ''([[EvenEvilHasStandards stares at the tablet in horror]], before [[CrossesTheLineTwice giving it back to Tails]])'' Actually, this should mess you up pretty good.
319-->-- [[https://youtu.be/5cJCHArFJVw?feature=shared "Sonic Babies"]] by '''WebAnimation/{{Mashed}}''' and '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@PaintraSeaPea Painter Seap]]'''
320
321->''Aria, if you could figure out a way to absorb negative energy through the internet, we could take over the entire fucking multiverse in a'' day.
322-->-- '''Adagio Dazzle''', ''WebVideo/MyLittlePonyTotallyLegitRecap'', "Rainbow Rocks (Part 1)"
323
324->'''[[ComicBook/TheJoker The Joker:]]''' Do you know how many incarnations of the Joker there's been? Tons! And do you know what the best ones have in common?
325->'''[[Film/It2017 2017!Pennywise]]:''' They're not [[Film/SuicideSquad2016 Jared Leto]]?
326->'''The Joker:''' ''[grumbling]'' Yes...
327-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'', "[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries Almost]] Got [[Film/It2017 IT]]"
328
329->''Jesus, it's like asking a [[ObnoxiousEntitledHousewife "karen"]] to put on a mask.''
330-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'', "[[WesternAnimation/TheLordOfTheRings The Animated Lord of the Rings]]"
331
332->''"He goes to, get this, a ProductPlacement in a [[Creator/AdamSandler Sandler]] flick: Bed, Bath & Beyond. He goes to the Beyond section of the store, which yes, is a joke from ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', but they stole a ton so it balances out."''
333-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''{{Film/Click}}''
334
335->''"I know these Disney sequels were just an easy way for Hollywood to make money, but think about how much more money they could've made if they just made good sequels."''
336-->-- '''James "WebAnimation/TheOdd1sOut" Rallison''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jQBTKfH1fk Movies I Thought Were Weird]]"
337
338->''"We're supposed to be supervillains, what are we doing? Giving poor financial advice, spreading fake news, what are we, fucking Facebook?''
339-->-- '''[[ComicBook/{{Superman}} Lex Luthor]],''' "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IzVyiTOoT4 Back at the Legion of Doom]]" by '''WebVideo/SolidJJ'''
340
341->'''Pete:''' [[PublicDomainCharacter It seems like… for the first time in a century, the world is our oyster!]] So many up-and-coming artists being carved out of the woodwork as we speak! The love and joy we once brought to the world years ago can now be rekindled, in the modern day with brand new hands! ''New ideas!'' Oh, I'm so excited, Mickey! What do you think these wonderful minds are gonna do with us now?\
342'''Mickey:''' Two [[https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/mickey-s-mouse-trap-everything-to-know-about-the-steamboat-willie-horror-film/ar-AA1mmPtc horror]] [[https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/other/second-steamboat-willie-horror-pic-from-steven-lamorte-unveiled-as-early-take-on-mickey-mouse-hits-public-domain/ar-AA1mmUaI movies]] and [[https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/steamboat-willie-horror-game-devs-claim-they-werent-dropping-nazi-references/ar-AA1mnkZX a Steam game.]]\
343''({{beat}})''\
344'''Pete:''' That's it?\
345'''Mickey:''' Pretty much.\
346'''Pete:''' Okay.
347-->-- [[https://youtu.be/F5Zkew0z2qk?feature=shared "Public Domain Mickey"]] by '''WebVideo/SolidJJ''' (based on ''WesternAnimation/SteamboatWillie'')
348
349->''In Twilight, vampires can go approximately 1-2 weeks between meals. Now, for 3.5 books the Cullen clan comprises of seven members. So that adds up to 175-350 exsanguinated animal bodies left behind per year- something which the US forest service would find highly alarming. Similarly, the Volturi with its seven members would be leaving behind that many human bodies. While the locals of Volterra may not necessarily notice that tourists were going missing, the friends and families of the tourists certainly would, and it wouldn't be long before Volterra developed a reputation as a literal tourist trap. "Okay, but that's Twilight," you might say, "Surely other books are better?"''
350-->-- ''Website/{{Springhole}}'', [[http://www.springhole.net/writing/plotholes-in-vampire-fiction.htm Common Plotholes in Vampire Fiction]]
351
352->''Take Eragon for example. It's like the hideous mutated offspring of Star Wars and Lord of the rings set atop a dragon. The fact that there's a dragon that the hero gets to ride tends to distract people from the fact that the story is a gibbering monster.''
353-->-- ''Website/{{Springhole}}'', [[http://springhole.net/writing/whydragonstoriessuck.htm Why Stories About Dragons SUCK]]
354
355->''Our story begins in a low-budget superstore. That's right, UsefulNotes/{{Walmart}}!''
356-->-- '''Toadsworth''', ''WebVideo/StacheBros'', "The Year Luigi Stopped Believing In Santa Claus!"
357
358->Did you want to read an embarrassing 1994-era alt.toys.transformers fanfic in official comic form? Good news!
359-->--''Website/TFWikiDotNet'' on ''ComicBook/TransformersDeviations''
360
361->"And meanwhile, singles have become a vestigial concept. An obsolete idea that no longer matters in the music industry, like cassettes, or Creator/{{MTV}}, or Music/{{Pitbull}}."
362-->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows'''
363
364->"Insolent girl! Your incessant {{Creator/Disney}} references are futile! Now I shall do all the {{fan}}s a favor and destroy the most [[TheScrappy annoying Yu-Gi-Oh! character ever!]]"
365-->-- '''Anubis''', ''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Movie]]''
366
367->''A sequel having less stuff than the original is always a tough sell, it'd be like putting out a new smartphone[[note]]the iPhone[[/note]] without a headphone jack.''
368-->-- '''Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw''' on ''VideoGame/TheCrew2'', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''
369
370->'''Producer:''' Plus, Creator/SophieTurner is playing Jean Grey now, we get to put her front and center. You know, she is really popular coz of ''Series/GameOfThrones''.\
371'''Screenwriter:''' That's a good point and people associate that show with good writing.\
372'''Producer:''' And [[TemptingFate they always will]], I can't wait to see how [[SeasonalRot they wrap that old thing up]].
373-->-- ''WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings'', "Dark Phoenix Pitch Meeting"
374[[/folder]]
375
376[[folder:Western Animation]]
377->'''Yakko Warner:''' It's that time again!\
378'''Dot Warner:''' To make fun of the Creator/DisneyChannel?
379-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''
380
381->''Those cannot be your only shoes...what am I saying, it's Russia, people probably come from miles to have their picture taken in them.''
382-->-- '''Sterling [[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} Archer]]'''
383
384->'''[=BoDean=] and Bobby:''' ''[while "enacting" a scene from ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'', with Bobby's outfit '''very slightly''' resembling [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]]]'' ''[they very poorly mimic [[LaserBlade lightsaber]] sounds]''
385->'''[=BoDean=]:''' {{Bring it}} on [[Franchise/StarWars Darth]] you big black son of a bitch.\
386'''Bobby:''' ''[attempts to mimic VaderBreath] '''Luke''', [[LukeIAmYourFather I am yo daddy]]''.\
387'''[=BoDean=]:''' No. W-Wait, are you serious Bobby? \
388'''Bobby:''' [[SuddenlyShouting Imma kill you]]! ''[briefly stutters]'' [[IllKillYou Imma kill you]]!\
389'''[=BoDean=]:''' [[SoundEffectBleep *BEEP*]]k you. ''[They get in a fist fight and start grunting]''\
390'''Malloy:''' This is ''definitely'' better than those horrible {{prequel}}s[[labelnote:*]]''Film/ThePhantomMenace'', ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'', and ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith''[[/labelnote]].\
391'''Woody:''' ''[grunts]'' I'm [[ItMakesSenseInContext parry-dogging]].\
392'''Malloy:''' [[LackOfEmpathy Quiet]]! Luke's about to [[ManBitesMan bite Anakin's nose off]].
393-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Brickleberry}}'', "[[{{Pun}} Aparkalypse]] ''[sic]''"
394
395->'''Principal Shepard''': In fact, just yesterday, [Chris] tried to pass this drawing off as his advanced art project. ''[shows Peter and Lois a picture of [[WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers Bob Belcher]]]''\
396'''Lois''': Oh my.\
397'''Peter''': I'm very embarrassed.
398-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Space Cadet"
399
400->''You've gone from crazy like a fox to crazy like Fox News!''
401-->-- '''Amy Wong''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
402
403->''Hey, ComicStrip/{{Heathcliff}}! Eat your heart out.''
404-->-- '''Garfield''', ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends''
405
406->'''Amy:''' One ''History of Electrolysis'', please!\
407'''Book Mobile Vendor:''' Here you go, Amy!\
408'''Billy:''' ''The Dunderhead's Guide to Idiocy''?\
409'''Book Mobile Vendor:''' Enjoy, Billy!\
410'''Ed:''' ''Literature/TheCatcherInTheRye''?\
411'''Book Mobile Vendor:''' [[BannedInChina Not today, Ed.]]
412-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLifeAsATeenageRobot'', "[[Recap/MyLifeAsATeenageRobotS01E07TheReturnOfRaggedyAndroidTheBoy The Boy Who Cried Robot]]"
413
414->And the best part of climate change is... NO ONE BELIEVES IT'S REAL! '''AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!'''
415-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Dr. Blight]]''', ''WesternAnimation/OKKOLetsBeHeroes'', "The Power is Yours"
416
417->'''Rick:''' I did it, Morty! I killed the versions of us that were in ''[[Film/SpaceJamANewLegacy Space Jam]]''! Help me with the bodies!\
418'''Morty:''' ''(cheerfully)'' Wow! How'd you do it, Rick?\
419'''Rick:''' It was easy, Morty! [[DeathSeeker They welcomed death!]] [[ICannotSelfTerminate They wanted out, Morty!]]
420-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', [[Recap/RickAndMortyS7E6RickfendingYourMort "Rickfending Your Mort"]]
421
422->For [[Franchise/CareBears your]] dark and terrible deeds, I shall turn Care-a-Lot into a dark and terrible place, a hell on Earth! I shall turn Care-a-Lot into...''New Jersey!''
423-->-- '''The Great Cloudkeeper in the Sky''', ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken''
424
425->''[singing]'' We're proud to present on Creator/TheWB, another bad show that no one will see! ''[disgustedly walking off]'' [[INeedAFreakingDrink Ah, I need a drink]]...
426-->-- '''Michigan J. Frog''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E3LisasSax Lisa's Sax]]"
427
428->'''Spongebob''': Hey, Patrick! What am I now?\
429'''Patrick''': Uh...stupid?\
430'''Spongebob''': No, I'm Texas!\
431'''Patrick''': What's the difference?
432-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS1E18TexasWalkingSmall Texas]]"
433
434->'''Lapis:''' What's that shadowy place over there?\
435'''Steven:''' Oh, that's [[UsefulNotes/NewJersey Jersey]].\
436'''Lapis:''' Is it populated by machines?\
437'''Steven:''' No, those are cars. They make a lot of smog though. ''[coughs]'' You'd like it in Jersey. The people here seem to hate the Earth too!
438-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Same Old World"
439
440->'''Larry:''' Who are you?\
441'''Peach:''' ''[singing]'' I'm from the IRS! And I've come to tax your-\
442''[Larry slams the door on him, before turning to the camera with a sly grin]''
443-->-- ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales'', "Oh, Santa"
444
445[[/folder]]
446
447[[folder:Real Life]]
448->''"It was a big year for 3D movies.'' WesternAnimation/{{Toy Story|3}}'','' WesternAnimation/DespicableMe1'','' Film/{{Tron|Legacy}}''. Seems like everything this year was three-dimensional. Except the characters in ''Film/TheTourist''.''
449->''"Nothing for ''Series/SexAndTheCity 2''? No, I was sure the Golden Globe for special effects would go to the team that airbrushed that poster. Great job. Girls, we KNOW how old you are. I saw one of you in an episode of ''Series/{{Bonanza}}'', for [[SoundEffectBleep [bleep]]] sake."''
450-->-- '''Creator/RickyGervais''', [[BitingTheHandHumor hosting the 68th Golden Globe Awards]].
451
452->''"There is a scene in this movie where a penguin [[GroinAttack bites Dane Cook in the crotch]]. I'd like to find that penguin and buy it a drink."''
453-->-- '''Creator/RichardRoeper''' on ''Film/GoodLuckChuck''.
454
455->''"We are sick and tired of girls getting up there with dancers and karaoke tapes in back of them. What you’re gonna hear on stage is live music. All the bombs are real. All the music is real. The guys you see on stage playing their instruments are playing their instruments. No karaoke singers allowed. No fake [[PrecisionFStrike bullshit.]] Leave that to the Music/{{Rihanna}}, Schmihanna and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking anybody who ends their name with an ‘A.’]] This is real stuff."''
456-->-- '''[[Music/{{KISS}} Gene Simmons]]'''
457
458-> Music/BonJovi ''was one of the four finalists in the [[https://jericsmith.com/2010/10/04/the-worst-rock-band-ever/ "Worst Rock Band Ever" competition.]] [[LesserOfTwoEvils But they didn’t take the overall prize.]] If I did a “Worst Country Artist Ever” competition, there is little doubt in my mind that'' Music/GarthBrooks ''would take the title in a cake walk. Plus...when things are wet, they are slippery, so that album title makes sense. What the hell does'' Ropin’ the Wind ''mean, though? It sounds like some cryptic name for a fart to me.''
459-->-- '''J. Eric Smith''', ''[[https://jericsmith.com/2010/10/02/best-of-the-blockbusters-the-greatest-popular-record-ever/ Best of the Blockbusters: The Greatest (Popular) Record Ever]]; Round 1, Bottom Half of the Bracket:'' Garth Brooks, Ropin' the Wind ''vs.'' Bon Jovi, Slippery When Wet ''(2005)''
460[[/folder]]
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