| 1 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 2 | |
| 3 | [[folder:Anime and Manga]] |
| 4 | ->''H-hey young miss! I'm not a suspicious person! I'm not going to kidnap and eat you!'' |
| 5 | -->-- '''[[NatureSpirit The Harbinger of Spring]]''', ''Manga/FlyingWitch'' |
| 6 | |
| 7 | ->''This is not a {{hentai}}. [[DistinctionWithoutADifference It's a marital aid text printed in the manga style.]]'' |
| 8 | -->-- ''Manga/FutariEcchi'' |
| 9 | |
| 10 | ->'''Akane:''' I'm not planning anything and I'm not hiding anything.\ |
| 11 | '''Akari:''' WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING AND WHAT ARE YOU HIDING!? |
| 12 | -->-- ''Manga/MyMonsterSecret'' |
| 13 | |
| 14 | ->'''Miyoshi:''' You like her, don't you?\ |
| 15 | '''Ichinose:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] O-o-o-of course not! She barely even looks like a girl!\ |
| 16 | But, I mean, what if she fell for me? That would mean I'm cooler than her, y'know?\ |
| 17 | I guess I could go out with her if she asked. She's not bad looking, and she's nice, and cute...\ |
| 18 | So anyway, [[BlatantLies I don't like her at all]]. |
| 19 | -->-- ''Manga/ShesMyKnight'' |
| 20 | [[/folder]] |
| 21 | |
| 22 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 23 | ->'''Worker:''' [[ConstructionCatcalls Tight-looking piece, eh?]]\ |
| 24 | (''Workers are looking up the girl's skirt for two panels while she talks to an old lady. The girl finally notices'')\ |
| 25 | '''Miriam:''' ''Hey! What's going on?''\ |
| 26 | '''Worker:''' Just taking a break, ma'am! These boxes are heavy. I wasn't admiring the view or nothin'! Hahaha! |
| 27 | -->-- ''Fansadox'' #191, "Mad Justice" |
| 28 | |
| 29 | ->''I'm sorry, Mr. Kretch. I just had a long night... a very long night doing normal teenage Earth girl things. Yes!'' |
| 30 | -->-- '''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Linda Lee]]''', ''ComicBook/SupergirlCosmicAdventuresInThe8thGrade'' |
| 31 | |
| 32 | ->I'm not crazy. The rationality of my procedures demonstrates this. Sure, [[UsefulNotes/ObsessiveCompulsiveDisorder occasionally I become obsessed or suffer compulsions]], but that's no illness I've ever heard of. The clothes? Oh, they became soiled. [[NakedNutter I got rid of them]]. [[NeatFreak Hygiene reasons]]. |
| 33 | -->--'''Creator/HowardHughes,''' ''ComicBook/CinemaPurgatorio'' |
| 34 | |
| 35 | [[/folder]] |
| 36 | |
| 37 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 38 | ->'''Makoto:''' Isn't this great? It's just like when we were younger! Remember [-that-] [--time--]...\ |
| 39 | '''Mental Haru:''' Painting sure is fun.\ |
| 40 | '''Mental Haru:''' You know what else is fun? Killing your best friend.\ |
| 41 | '''Mental Haru:''' That doesn't sound fun at all, Haru.\ |
| 42 | '''Mental Haru:''' Well how would ''you'' know?! All ''you'' do is ''swim'', Haru!\ |
| 43 | '''Mental Haru:''' I think Haru is right. We should branch out in our hobbies, Haru.\ |
| 44 | '''Mental Haru:''' Oh (''dolphin noise''), Haru, Makoto stopped talking! He wants you to respond! Say something, stupid!\ |
| 45 | '''Haru:''' ...I wasn't thinking about killing you.\ |
| 46 | '''Makoto:''' (''smiling'') Aww, thank you.\ |
| 47 | '''Mental Haru:''' ''Nailed it''. |
| 48 | -->-- ''WebVideo/FiftyPercentOff'' |
| 49 | |
| 50 | ->''I don't want to have to factor that into the healing process or the brain scans. I'll leave that until they're done. But I definitely need to up her dose. Can't have Rei waking up one day and deciding she wants to start doing her own thinking. Little dolls don't need to think.''\ |
| 51 | She carefully didn't think about little dolls taking a certain Commander's attention away from her. That had nothing to do with it at all. She was no petty, insecure woman scrabbling for any advantage to get ahead, no. |
| 52 | -->-- ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'' |
| 53 | |
| 54 | ->'''Applejack:''' [...] I ain't all book-learned like you, or apparently, Pinkie Pie, is. |
| 55 | ->'''Twilight:''' ''drops everything she was telekinetically holding'' Oh, that Pinkie Pie! Has she been regaling you with some of her random and totally untrue stories again? |
| 56 | ->'''Applejack:''' Uh, maybe? |
| 57 | ->'''Twilight: '''Hoo hoo! What a laugh! Boy, she was telling me a real whopper earlier today, I don't know, maybe it was the same one she told you! It was just some crazy and, let me stress, totally non-true, story about how she's secretly a doctor of advanced contraptionology with a degree from the Maresachusetts Institute of Technology and how while she was in college she made a mechanical lizard that makes "squonk" noises and breathes fire when it eats hot food and it came looking for her and that's what started the forest fire last night and so now we have to return it to her thesis advisor in Maresachusetts and that's why we're going on a road trip! It was funny because of how patently not-true it was! |
| 58 | ->'''Sound From Kitchen''': ''SQUONK!'' |
| 59 | -->--''Fanfic/{{Contraptionology}}'' |
| 60 | |
| 61 | ->'''Sawaki''': (''after being sucked by a girl and a transvestite'') You got it wrong! Mutou-san, you got it all wrong! It's a misunderstanding! I'm completely normal!\ |
| 62 | '''Mutou:''' I didn't see anything! Me, Aoi Mutou, naturally didn't see anything with these eyes!\ |
| 63 | '''Sawaki:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Don't just lie to me!]] |
| 64 | -->-- Hentai doujin based on ''Manga/{{Moyashimon}}'' |
| 65 | |
| 66 | ->'''Misato:''' Did you see anything?\ |
| 67 | '''Shinji:''' No, I didn't see anyone. |
| 68 | -->-- ''Manga/ReTake'' |
| 69 | |
| 70 | ->'''Asuka:''' What did you see?!\ |
| 71 | '''Shinji:''' Nothing! [...] I didn't see you playing with your dolls! |
| 72 | -->-- ''Fanfic/SOE2LoneHeirOfKrypton'', chapter 7 {{omake}} |
| 73 | |
| 74 | ->''Welcome to the Duelist Kingdom. Let me assure you that this tournament is 100% genuine, and is not in any way an elaborate ruse thrown together at the last minute so that I can get my hands on an ancient Egyptian artefact.'' |
| 75 | -->-- '''Pegasus''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' |
| 76 | |
| 77 | ->''Who? Me? Nervous? No, I'm not nervous. What makes you think I'm nervous? I mean, it's not like I don't [know] what to give my amazing boyfriend for his birthday! No, nothing like that!'' |
| 78 | -->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Leni Loud]]''', ''[[https://theloudhouse.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Thomperfan/Nolan%27s_birthday Nolan's Birthday]]'' |
| 79 | |
| 80 | ->''You just heard her say, *explicitly*, what she was nervous about. Granted, she was trying to claim the opposite, but anyone could tell that was a lie.'' |
| 81 | -->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lisa Loud]]''', {{MST}}ing ''Nolan's Birthday'', ''Fanfic/PeekingThroughTheFourthWall'' |
| 82 | |
| 83 | ->'''Misato:''' You're worried?\ |
| 84 | '''Asuka:''' Worried? Ha! Why should I be? It was his own fault that he's trapped in there!\ |
| 85 | '''Misato:''' I haven't even mentioned Shinji... |
| 86 | -->-- ''Fanfic/TheSecondTry'' |
| 87 | |
| 88 | ->'''Misato:''' We just have to show you two a few things before you can get a decent night's sleep. Sorry.\ |
| 89 | '''Asuka:''' A few things?\ |
| 90 | '''Misato:''' Just a few things at NERV. I haven't been told yet, we'll find out when we get there. Don't worry, it's nothing bad, or strange...\ |
| 91 | '''Asuka:''' I never said that it might be. |
| 92 | -->-- ''Fanfic/NeonGenesisEvangelionSenshiNoMichi'' |
| 93 | |
| 94 | ->"As interesting as I'm sure your conversation is," Ritsuko interrupted in typical adult annoyance which had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that she couldn't understand them, "can we please get back to business?" |
| 95 | -->-- "Fanfic/ReadTheFinePrintEvangelion" |
| 96 | |
| 97 | ->'''"I'm Mana Kirishima, pleased to meet you all. I like long walks on the beach, shy boys with parental abandonment issues, and death mechs! Also, I'm not a spy for a military organization."'' |
| 98 | -->-- '''Mana''', ''Fanfic/RiseOfTheMinisukas'' |
| 99 | |
| 100 | ->"I enjoyed our internships, when I definitely did not abandon my mentor to go fight the notorious mass-murderer Stain in a misguided attempt to avenge my brother!" |
| 101 | -->-- '''Tenya Iida''', ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/50479357 Imposter Syndrome: Himiko Toga's Totally Cute Infiltration Plan! <3]]'' |
| 102 | [[/folder]] |
| 103 | |
| 104 | [[folder:Film -- Animation]] |
| 105 | ->'''Edith:''' Hey, that [cat in Gru's book] looks like me!\ |
| 106 | '''Gru:''' What are you talking about? These are ''kittens!'' Any resemblance to persons living or dead is completely coincidental. |
| 107 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe1'' |
| 108 | |
| 109 | ->''Some guy was talking to me - Not an elephant in the sky, a guy on the ground.'' |
| 110 | -->-- '''Ned [=McDodd=]''', ''WesternAnimation/HortonHearsAWho2008'' |
| 111 | |
| 112 | ->''I just washed my hands. That's why they're wet. No other reason.'' |
| 113 | -->-- '''ComicBook/SpiderHam''', ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse'' |
| 114 | |
| 115 | ->''I'm 'rainy little cloud\ |
| 116 | And not at all a bear!'' |
| 117 | -->--'''Winnie the Pooh''', ''Animation/VinniPukh'' |
| 118 | |
| 119 | ->''I swear that everything I tell you is not made up!'' |
| 120 | -->-- '''Owl''', ''WesternAnimation/WinnieThePooh2011'' |
| 121 | |
| 122 | -> ''I'm so not a villain\ |
| 123 | I have zero evil plans\ |
| 124 | No ulterior motives,\ |
| 125 | Just want to help where I can\ |
| 126 | I wanna shower you with gifts\ |
| 127 | 'Cause I'm selfless and sweet\ |
| 128 | So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of\ |
| 129 | Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi\ |
| 130 | The least evil queen in history\ |
| 131 | And if you do not believe me\ |
| 132 | I totally won't imprison your family\ |
| 133 | 'Cause that'd be evil\ |
| 134 | And that's so not me.'' |
| 135 | -->--'''Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie2TheSecondPart'', ''"Not Evil"'' |
| 136 | |
| 137 | ->'''Donatello:''' Our dad is definitely not a giant rat. |
| 138 | ->'''April O'Neil:''' ''(beat)'' That makes me feel like he's a rat. |
| 139 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesMutantMayhem'' |
| 140 | [[/folder]] |
| 141 | |
| 142 | [[folder:Film -- Live-Action]] |
| 143 | ->''Long live our brave Carabas!\ |
| 144 | We live cosily under his beard,\ |
| 145 | And he’s not a tormentor at all...'' |
| 146 | -->-- '''The marionettes''', ''Film/TheAdventuresOfBuratino'' |
| 147 | |
| 148 | ->AUTHOR'S NOTE: The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.\ |
| 149 | Especially you, Jenny Beckman.\ |
| 150 | Bitch. |
| 151 | -->-- Opening subtitle, ''Film/FiveHundredDaysOfSummer'' |
| 152 | |
| 153 | ->M.U.T.O. ASSURES ALL PERSONNEL, THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY IN OUR ORGANIZATION. |
| 154 | -->-- ''Film/{{Godzilla| 2014}}'' M.U.T.O. Research website |
| 155 | |
| 156 | ->'''Kro-Bar:''' Aliens? Us? Is this one of your Earth jokes?\ |
| 157 | '''Fleming:''' See? See?\ |
| 158 | '''Lattis:''' You should not have said "Earth jokes." Don't you see how that gave us away? |
| 159 | -->-- ''Film/TheLostSkeletonOfCadavra'' |
| 160 | |
| 161 | ->'''Mr. Bignose''': One more time, mate, and I'll take you to fucking cleaners!\ |
| 162 | '''Mrs. Bignose''': Language! And don't pick your nose!\ |
| 163 | '''Mr. Bignose''': ...I wasn't gonna pick my nose, I'm gonna thump him! |
| 164 | -->-- ''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian'' |
| 165 | |
| 166 | ->''[[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong And then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest]] - but I'm not an alien!'' |
| 167 | -->-- '''Tom Servo''' mocking the [[HughMann obviously alien]] Exeter in ''Film/ThisIslandEarth'', ''Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000TheMovie'' |
| 168 | |
| 169 | ->''If I were a girl... AND I AM... I'd watch my step.'' |
| 170 | -->-- '''Jerry aka "[[DisguisedInDrag Daphne]]"''', ''Film/SomeLikeItHot'' |
| 171 | |
| 172 | ->'''Colonel Sandurz:''' (''opens door'') Lord Helmet!\ |
| 173 | '''Dark Helmet:''' (''quickly hides dolls'') WHAT!?\ |
| 174 | '''Colonel Sandurz:''' You're needed on the bridge, sir!\ |
| 175 | '''Dark Helmet:''' KNOCK ON MY DOOR! KNOCK NEXT TIME!\ |
| 176 | '''Colonel Sandurz:''' Yes, sir!\ |
| 177 | (''{{beat}}'')\ |
| 178 | '''Dark Helmet:''' ...Did you see anything!?\ |
| 179 | '''Colonel Sandurz:''' No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!\ |
| 180 | '''Dark Helmet:''' GOOD! |
| 181 | -->-- ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' |
| 182 | |
| 183 | ->'''DJ:''' Tell me about the Blue Monkey. |
| 184 | ->'''Mother:''' ''(SpitTake)'' How do you know about that thing that I've never heard of in my entire life? |
| 185 | ->'''DJ:''' My dad told me. |
| 186 | ->'''Mother:''' ''(beat)'' What is the ''point'' of making them pinky-swear?! |
| 187 | -->--''Film/LooneyTunesBackInAction'' |
| 188 | [[/folder]] |
| 189 | |
| 190 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 191 | ->'''Rincewind:''' But there's something you must do. You know this rumor about the army of invisible vampire ghosts that's headed this way?\ |
| 192 | '''Disembowel-Meself-Honorably Dibhala:''' Yes?\ |
| 193 | '''Rincewind:''' The one about there being millions of them? And very hungry on account of not having eaten by the way? And made specially fierce by the Great Wizard?\ |
| 194 | '''DMH Dibhala:''' Um... yes?\ |
| 195 | '''Rincewind:''' [[InvokedTrope Well, it's]] ''[[InvokedTrope not true.]]'' [...] So make sure you tell people there's no truth to this rumor, will you? Set their minds at rest.\ |
| 196 | '''DMH Dibhala:''' Good idea. Er. These invisible vampire ghosts... Do they carry money of any sort?\ |
| 197 | '''Rincewind:''' No. Because they don't exist.\ |
| 198 | '''DMH Dibhala:''' Ah, yes. I forgot.\ |
| 199 | '''Rincewind:''' And there are not 2,300,009 of them.\ |
| 200 | '''DMH Dibhala:''' Not 2,300,009 of them...\ |
| 201 | '''Rincewind:''' Absolutely not. There are ''not'' 2,300,009 of them, no matter what anyone says. Nor has the Great Wizard made them twice as big as normal. Good man. Now I'd better be off- |
| 202 | -->-- ''Literature/InterestingTimes'' |
| 203 | |
| 204 | ->'''Moist Von Lipwig:''' [[TheIgor Igor? You have an Igor?]]\ |
| 205 | '''Hubert Turvy:''' Oh, yes. That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning in jars! But don't let that worry you, Mr Lipspick. Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!\ |
| 206 | '''Moist:''' Ha ha.\ |
| 207 | '''[[MadScientist Hubert]]:''' Ha hah hah! [[EvilLaugh Hahahahahaha]]!! ''[[EvilLaugh Ahahahahahahhhhh]]!!!!!'' |
| 208 | -->-- ''Literature/MakingMoney'' |
| 209 | |
| 210 | ->''No! You couldn't have recognized me. I used a disguise that time.'' |
| 211 | -->-- '''Old Man''', ''Literature/DragonQueen'' |
| 212 | |
| 213 | ->I don't care if Ewald Jackson is from Adelaide, wherever that is. It doesn't impress me at all, and Bridgette's not impressed either, and she only spoke to him to be polite. Anyway, he was only congratulating her on winning first prize with her bark picture. Bark pictures aren't really art so it doesn't matter about Bridgette winning and not me because we weren't in the same category. |
| 214 | -->-- '''Kirsty Dean''', ''Literature/IHateFridays'' omnibus |
| 215 | |
| 216 | ->'''Bear:''' Have you seen my hat? \ |
| 217 | '''Rabbit:''' (''while wearing that very hat'') No. Why are you asking me. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen any hats anywhere. I would not steal a hat. Don't ask me any more questions. |
| 218 | -->-- ''Literature/IWantMyHatBack'' |
| 219 | |
| 220 | ->''I have sworn upon the River Styx that the events in this book are purely fictional. There is no such 12-year-old boy as Perseus "Percy" Jackson. The Greek gods are nothing more than old myths. They certainly never have children with mortals in the 21st century, nor is there any such place as Camp Half-Blood, a summer camp for demigods on eastern Long Island, where I train young heroes to survive against their monstrous enemies. Percy never met a satyr nor a daughter of Athena. They most emphatically did not embark upon a quest together across the United States to reach the gates of the Underworld and prevent a catastrophic war between the gods.'' |
| 221 | -->-- '''Chiron''', ''Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians: The Lightning Thief''[[note]]back cover of the first edition only[[/note]] |
| 222 | |
| 223 | ->''A silly rumor, really. It has to do with viral contamination of lubricants at Bearing Works Twenty-three. Ah, excuse me -- I mean with the ''non''contamination of lubricants at... Never mind. It is totally without foundation, the Health Center informs us. And there is no cause for alarm. It is absolutely not true that it causes impotency among males-- Correction. There is no contamination -- but if there were, it would not affect the potency of males.'' |
| 224 | -->-- '''Ida''', ''{{Literature/Sten}}'' |
| 225 | [[/folder]] |
| 226 | |
| 227 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 228 | ->'''"Reginald Bimmler":''' Am retired vindow cleaner and pacifist - without doing war crimes! |
| 229 | -->-- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' |
| 230 | |
| 231 | ->(''Brooke terribly denies [[ItMakesSenseInContext stealing Austin's shoes before he was about to perform]]'') |
| 232 | ->'''Austin:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why do I get the feeling that's exactly what you did?]] |
| 233 | -->-- ''Series/AustinAndAlly'' |
| 234 | |
| 235 | ->'''Cute woman:''' Hello! \ |
| 236 | '''Stuart:''' (''[[CannotTalkToWomen silent and uncomfortable, unable to talk, but he likes her a lot]]'') \ |
| 237 | '''Cute woman:''' It's a great party!\ |
| 238 | '''Stuart:''' Thank you.\ |
| 239 | '''Cute woman:''' The monsters' food, they're really fun.\ |
| 240 | '''Stuart:''' Yes, thank you. I like to think of fun things like that. Because I'm ''fun''. I'm not clinically depressed at all. |
| 241 | -->-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', "The Holographic Excitation" |
| 242 | |
| 243 | ->''We didn't receive any messages, and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon!'' |
| 244 | -->-- '''Baldrick''', ''[[Series/{{Blackadder}} Blackadder Goes Forth]]'' |
| 245 | |
| 246 | ->'''Jake:''' So I smashed through the window, feet first, there's glass everywhere, and I say "Hey there. Sorry for droppin' in."\ |
| 247 | (''Gina and Rosa chuckle in appreciation'')\ |
| 248 | '''Jake:''' [[BlatantLies And the best part is there was nothing on my cheek.]]\ |
| 249 | '''Amy:''' [[PullTheThread That's a weird detail to throw in there.]]\ |
| 250 | '''Jake:''' ''[[LameComeback You're]]'' [[LameComeback a weird detail to throw in there.]] |
| 251 | -->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'' |
| 252 | |
| 253 | ->'''Jake:''' Look at us. Just three people with pants on having a normal conversation.\ |
| 254 | '''Capt. Holt:''' Yep, no story here. |
| 255 | -->--''Series/BrooklynNineNine'', ''Beach House'' |
| 256 | |
| 257 | ->MAYHEM CAUSED, MONSTERS CERTAINLY NOT INVOLVED |
| 258 | -->-- A newspaper headline from ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' |
| 259 | |
| 260 | ->'''Chuck:''' I'm thankful that [[TheRival Bryce Larkin]] is dead. And is not currently in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend.\ |
| 261 | '''Casey:''' ''[excuses himself to arrest Larkin]''\ |
| 262 | '''Morgan:''' Wow, buddy, that was, um, really dark...\ |
| 263 | '''Awesome:''' [[LampshadeHanging And specific!]] |
| 264 | -->-- ''{{Series/Chuck}}'' |
| 265 | |
| 266 | ->''This is an emergency! Control must be believed and obeyed! No-one in the colony believes in Macra! There is no such thing as Macra! Macra do not exist! There are no Macra!'' |
| 267 | -->-- '''Macra''' speaking as The Controller, ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Macra Terror" |
| 268 | |
| 269 | ->'''Eleventh Doctor:''' It's a [[TimeyWimeyBall timey-wimey thing]]. \ |
| 270 | '''War Doctor:''' [[ParrotExpoWhat Timey what]]? [[BuffySpeak Timey-wimey]]?!\ |
| 271 | '''Tenth Doctor:''' I've - I've ''no idea'' where he picks that stuff up. |
| 272 | -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Day of the Doctor" |
| 273 | |
| 274 | ->''"I've jus' come down to say that everything's perfectly normal... no one's making a film or anything upstairs."'' |
| 275 | -->-- '''Jennifer Marsh''', ''Series/GirlsOnTop'', "Staying Alive" |
| 276 | |
| 277 | ->'''Eleanor:''' Look, I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I wasn't an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.\ |
| 278 | '''Chidi:''' Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that. |
| 279 | -->-- ''Series/TheGoodPlace'' |
| 280 | |
| 281 | ->''If this were some random person you hooked up with at a Diamondbacks game in the parking lot behind the porta-potties - not based on a real example - I would say keep mulling.'' |
| 282 | -->-- '''Eleanor''', ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', "What's My Motivation" |
| 283 | |
| 284 | ->'''Gordy:''' So, you up [[PlaceWorseThanDeath here]] visiting family?\ |
| 285 | '''Barney:''' No! I'm not Canadian. Not even a quarter Canadian on my father's side, shut up! We're not talking aboot me. ''About'' me! Wow. |
| 286 | -->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS8E15PSILoveYou P.S. I Love You]]" |
| 287 | |
| 288 | ->'''Frank''': This is bad. We gotta ''definitely'' write a song about how we do ''not'' diddle kids. "Do not diddle kids, it's no good diddlin' kids!"\ |
| 289 | '''Mac''': ...there is ''no'' quicker way for people to think you are diddling kids than by WRITING A SONG ABOUT IT! |
| 290 | -->-- ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'', "Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties" |
| 291 | |
| 292 | ->'''Kenan''': ''(as teacher awkwardly stares at him)'' What are you looking at?\ |
| 293 | '''Teacher''': Uh, nothing. Not your ears. |
| 294 | -->-- ''Series/KenanAndKel'', "[[Recap/KenanAndKelS03Ep06HappyBirthdayToMarc Happy Birthday to Marc]]" |
| 295 | |
| 296 | ->'''Doctor:''' This is not a KangarooCourt.\ |
| 297 | '''Patrick:''' Did I say it was? [[LampshadeHanging Interesting that you'd deny an unmade accusation.]] |
| 298 | -->-- ''Series/TheMentalist'' |
| 299 | |
| 300 | ->''It is all dark. Some people are afraid of the dark. Isn't that silly? Oh, it's silly. Some people think that just because it is dark, there are scary... things around! Spooky things... sneaking around in the dark. But there... there... there are not, y'know, there are not... There are not... There ''are not!'' ...Maybe I'd better turn on the light and show you!'' |
| 301 | -->-- '''Grover''', ''Series/SesameStreet'' |
| 302 | |
| 303 | ->'''Simon:''' Carol! What about Carol?!\ |
| 304 | '''Nandor:''' Guillermo didn't kill her!\ |
| 305 | '''Simon:''' Why would you phrase it like that?!\ |
| 306 | '''Nandor:''' (''while whispering'') Do you see how I threw the suspicion off of you Guillermo?\ |
| 307 | '''Guillermo:''' No, you threw the suspicion ''on me'', master. |
| 308 | -->-- ''Series/WhatWeDoInTheShadows2019'' |
| 309 | |
| 310 | ->''(Zachary and Mark present Broden with their urine samples)''\ |
| 311 | '''Mark:''' And there you go. Hey, don't drink it!\ |
| 312 | '''Broden:''' Of course I won't.\ |
| 313 | '''Zachary:''' Oh really? You're not gonna drink the piss-test piss?\ |
| 314 | '''Broden:''' Absolutely not, that's absurd.\ |
| 315 | '''Mark:''' Yeah-yeah, we were just joking.\ |
| 316 | '''Broden:''' I would never do that.\ |
| 317 | '''Zachary:''' Yeah, we know.\ |
| 318 | '''Broden:''' I've never drunk piss in my entire life.\ |
| 319 | '''Mark:''' Yeah I didn't mean that you were actually going to.\ |
| 320 | '''Broden:''' That would be ridiculous.\ |
| 321 | '''Zachary:''' Of course.\ |
| 322 | '''Broden:''' Absolutely.\ |
| 323 | '''Zachary:''' Yeah.\ |
| 324 | '''Broden:''' Indeed.\ |
| 325 | (''beat'')\ |
| 326 | '''Zachary:''' He's gonna ''drink our piss!''\ |
| 327 | '''Broden:''' No I'm not.\ |
| 328 | (''it snowballs from here'') |
| 329 | -->--'''[[https://youtu.be/5o2b0x8h9Ns Aunty Donna's Big Ol House of Fun]]''' |
| 330 | [[/folder]] |
| 331 | |
| 332 | [[folder:Radio]] |
| 333 | ->'''Pip Bin:''' Do you like working here?\ |
| 334 | '''Samuel Suffering, An Oppressed Factory Worker:''' Certainly, sir. It is not now and never has been awful, and no-one is terrified of Mr. Whackwallop. |
| 335 | -->--''Radio/BleakExpectations'' |
| 336 | |
| 337 | ->''"Good afternoon. This is your captain speaking. Just to say there is absolutely nothing to worry about."\ |
| 338 | "Hello. Captain Crieff here again. Still no need to panic. I repeat, there is ''no need'' to panic. Or to look out of the windows. Everything's fine."'' |
| 339 | -->-- '''Captain Martin Crieff''', ''Radio/CabinPressure'', "Douz" cold open |
| 340 | [[/folder]] |
| 341 | |
| 342 | [[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]] |
| 343 | ->''"Good evening, everybody. We are the Umbilical Brothers, and '''not''' superintelligent alien dinosaurs. We do not intend to replace the Umbilical Brothers using their own DNA. We do not intend to replace the front row of the audience using the Umbilical Brothers' DNA."\ |
| 344 | "Yes, we do."\ |
| 345 | "No, we don't. Shh!"'' |
| 346 | -->-- '''Creator/TheUmbilicalBrothers''', ''Speedmouse'' |
| 347 | [[/folder]] |
| 348 | |
| 349 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 350 | ->''I made the zombies! I was never as good as my totally-not-made-up brother Zed, and we're totally different people!'' |
| 351 | -->-- '''Dr. Ned''' approximately every other sentence, ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands}}'' |
| 352 | |
| 353 | ->''I assure you all; I am most definitely not planning to betray both of our little groups in another mad bid for power.'' |
| 354 | -->-- [[MadScientist Ultimis!Richtofen]], ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyZombies'', "Tag Der Untoten" |
| 355 | |
| 356 | ->[[ProfessionalKiller Elridge]] is never seen with a spot of blood upon his person. Not a spot. |
| 357 | -->-- ''VideoGame/CultistSimulator'' |
| 358 | |
| 359 | ->That didn't happen. You didn't slip and end up dangling from a cornice. Cats didn't mock you for your efforts. A large ginger certainly didn't sit on your head as your feet flailed. Nothing happened at all. |
| 360 | -->-- ''VideoGame/FallenLondon'' |
| 361 | |
| 362 | ->'''X:''' Me? Uh, well, I was touring around the galaxy and just kinda got the urge for a bit of solo camping, you know? But there's, uh, nothing else to it! It's definitely not that I didn't have a single friend who was willing to come along with me! Nope! Everyone I contacted either never got back to me, already had other plans, or just flat out said no! |
| 363 | ->'''[[PlayerCharacter Master]]:''' I'll just pretend I never heard that. |
| 364 | ->'''X:''' That'd be great. Thanks. |
| 365 | -->-- ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder'' |
| 366 | |
| 367 | ->''Hey, you're doing great! Most people don't last this long! I mean... y'know. [[ReleasedToElsewhere They usually move on to other things by now]]. [[VerbalBackspace I'm not implying that they died. That's not what I meant.]]'' |
| 368 | -->-- '''Phone Guy''', ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys1'' |
| 369 | |
| 370 | ->''Despite the temporary horror you may experience, this is a completely controlled environment, and you aren't in any real danger. [--[[OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for real danger.]]--]'' |
| 371 | -->-- ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysVRHelpWanted'' |
| 372 | |
| 373 | ->'''[[PlayerCharacter Jedi Exile]]:''' Are you responsible for this?\ |
| 374 | '''HK-50:''' [[IDoNotSpeakNonVerbal Defensive Answer]]: Master, I am a protocol droid, not a well-crafted assassination droid of unrivaled sophistication. To have carried out the actions that took place here would have required an unusual set of skills. It is highly unlikely I possess the knowledge of how to reprogram the memory cores of base-worker class droids into killing machines, let alone to terminate the organics at this facility, utilizing only Aratech 500 series laser mining drills and explosives fashioned from proton missile cores! |
| 375 | -->-- ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublicIITheSithLords'' |
| 376 | |
| 377 | ->''I'm not doing anything suspicious... really.'' |
| 378 | -->-- '''Sakon''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' |
| 379 | |
| 380 | ->This man is no different from any other. He has many witnesses who swear to this fact through torture and pain of death. Look elsewhere for a man of any note. |
| 381 | -->-- Description of an agent with the [[MurderInc Guildmaster of Assassins]] title, ''VideoGame/MedievalIITotalWar [[GameMod Stainless Steel]]'' |
| 382 | |
| 383 | ->'''Lucas:''' N-n-n-no! He didn't take Dad's homemade knife and go into the mountains to kill the Drago!\ |
| 384 | '''Alec:''' It's a good thing you raised him to be honest, Flint! |
| 385 | -->-- ''VideoGame/Mother3'' |
| 386 | |
| 387 | ->''Don't look, now! I'm not going to stick my butt out or anything like that, though.'' |
| 388 | -->-- '''Wess''', ''VideoGame/Mother3'' |
| 389 | |
| 390 | ->''"I totally didn't do that [[BreakingTheFourthWall just because the creator]] [[SelfDeprecation was too lazy to write the Pokédex evaluation script]]."'' |
| 391 | -->-- '''Prof. Oak's Aide''', ''VideoGame/PokemonRadicalRed'' |
| 392 | |
| 393 | ->''[[AC:The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that the [[CompanionCube Weighted Companion Cube]] will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. [[ParanoiaFuel In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice]].]]'' |
| 394 | -->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''', ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'' |
| 395 | |
| 396 | ->Contact with the colony on Mars will be shortly re-established, and this has nothing to do with the impending arrival of the mysterious aliens. |
| 397 | -->-- ''VideoGame/QuakeII'' intro |
| 398 | |
| 399 | ->''N-O-M-A-F-I-A, oh baby!\ |
| 400 | Welcome, welcome, generous friends!\ |
| 401 | Days and weeks and tokens to spend!\ |
| 402 | We're just regular businessmen!\ |
| 403 | Just you and me and Ted. E. Bear!\ |
| 404 | Ted. E. Bear's is oodles of fun!\ |
| 405 | Slots and sandwiches and poker and guns!\ |
| 406 | And look, no mobsters, nary a one!\ |
| 407 | Just you and me and Ted. E. Bear!'' |
| 408 | -->-- '''[[TotallyNotACriminalFront Ted. E. Bear's Mafia-Free Playland and Casino]]''' theme song, ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'' |
| 409 | |
| 410 | ->''I'm going to trust you to keep a secret. If you do not keep this secret, you will, in short order, be exiled from TheIlluminati, lose everything you hold dear, find yourself convicted of murder and locked up for life... ''[[BadassBoast And then I'll]] '''[[BadassBoast really]]''' [[BadassBoast come after you]].'' [[MoodWhiplash This, by the way, should in no way be construed as a threat]].'' |
| 411 | -->-- '''The Pyramidion,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld'' |
| 412 | |
| 413 | ->[[ThisIsAWorkOfFiction This game is purely fictitious.]] It cannot harm you in any way, shape, or form. |
| 414 | -->-- ''VideoGame/SilentHills'' disclaimer |
| 415 | |
| 416 | ->'''Dr. Eggman:''' This amusement park was constructed entirely out of a sense of remorse for my past transgressions, and is in no way associated with any sort of evil plot or premeditated misdeeds.\ |
| 417 | '''Sonic:''' [[SarcasmMode Well,]] ''[[SarcasmMode that's]]'' [[SarcasmMode a relief.]] |
| 418 | -->-- ''VideoGame/SonicColors'' |
| 419 | |
| 420 | ->[[WhatTheHellPlayer You are still a good person.]] |
| 421 | -->-- ''VideoGame/SpecOpsTheLine'' loading screen |
| 422 | |
| 423 | ->''"Ah yes, the N-ZAP '89. This is quite simply an N-ZAP '85 that was redesigned for… well, definitely not legal reasons. No siree. Nothing to see here. Lawyers definitely did not have anything to do with this."'' |
| 424 | -->-- ''Franchise/{{Splatoon}}''[='=]s [[https://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/124333688144/ah-yes-the-n-zap-89-this-is-quite-simply-an Squid Research Lab]] |
| 425 | |
| 426 | ->''So you really want to know, eh? All right, fine, Jeane is... a very nice young lady, with absolutely no mind-boggling secrets to hide. None whatsoever. Moving on...'' |
| 427 | -->-- '''Oboro''''s final investigation on Jeane in ''VideoGame/SuikodenV'' |
| 428 | |
| 429 | ->'''Anise:''' Huh? It's a [[MixAndMatchCritters rappig]] doll...\ |
| 430 | '''Tear:''' Ah, n-no! You got it wrong! I just found it in a shop at Belkend. It's not like I thought it was cute or anything. Yeah, I just... ehm... that is... Anise, don't tell anyone, okay? |
| 431 | -->-- A skit in ''VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss'' |
| 432 | |
| 433 | ->''You can still watch TV, go outside, read a book, ask for a refund. Umm, no refund. That... that game is free-- this is not a game! It has nothing to do with a game; it's just a massive package of boredom! There is nothing to do in here! You can quit and leave me alone! Thank you! Goodbye. Oh, and please, do not touch the title-- it's not quite dry yet, especially the letter "O".''\ |
| 434 | \ |
| 435 | ''No more ball, nowhere. No need to search, 'cause there's nothing that looks like a ball. No ball on the screen.'' |
| 436 | -->-- ''VideoGame/ThereIsNoGame'' |
| 437 | |
| 438 | ->"Look, I brought some oats for you. They aren't poison or anything."\ |
| 439 | "..."\ |
| 440 | "In retrospect, I guess that wasn't a very comforting thing to say." |
| 441 | -->-- ''VideoGame/WestOfLoathing'' |
| 442 | |
| 443 | ->''ADVENT officials revealed that today's maneuver by local peacekeepers was a planned exercise. Citizens should not be alarmed. All weapon fire and wounds were simulated to better train ADVENT forces.\ |
| 444 | [...]\ |
| 445 | All ADVENT gene therapy clinics will be closed tomorrow for equipment upgrades. Initial reports that the suspension of services were the result of dissident activity have been dismissed as radical propaganda.\ |
| 446 | [...]\ |
| 447 | Reports of armed engagements today between peacekeepers and XCOM dissidents were deemed false by ADVENT's [[MouthOfSauron Speaker.]] Citizens are encouraged to avoid the area until the investigation is completed.'' |
| 448 | -->-- '''[[VichyEarth ADVENT]] Propaganda Announcer''' following successful missions, ''VideoGame/XCOM2'' |
| 449 | |
| 450 | -> There is nothing here. |
| 451 | --> -- ''VideoGame/{{OMORI}}'', but only when interacting with certain spots[[note]]Most of the time, checking blank space results in no response whatsoevver[[/note]] |
| 452 | |
| 453 | -> As a soldier in the field I couldn't possibly have access to those kinds of resources. That said, a good place to look might be... I don't know, the nearest nonexistent launch site in the nonexistent Sabre Program, dismissed by three administrations as preposterous rumor... And in which [[PlayerCharacter our newest member]] was certainly [[AcePilot never a pilot]]. |
| 454 | -->-- '''Kat-B320''', ''VideoGame/HaloReach'' |
| 455 | |
| 456 | ->''"Affordable prices abound for these lovely cosmetics he acquired through legitimate means."'' |
| 457 | -->-- The description for Deh Legitimate Shop, ''VideoGame/DaveEXE'' |
| 458 | |
| 459 | ->''[Player chooses 'Who are you?' dialogue option]''\ |
| 460 | '''Gatekeeper Berry:''' Me? Oh, I'm just a mysterious Berry. Nothing, nothing, ''[nervous chuckle]'' nothing at all interesting about me, don't ask any questions. Don't, don't look at me in any way, I'm not special, [[SuddenlyShouting LEAVE ME ALONE!]] |
| 461 | -->-- The opening to ''VideoGame/DaveEXE'' |
| 462 | [[/folder]] |
| 463 | |
| 464 | [[folder:Visual Novels]] |
| 465 | ->''I-If you're looking for the person who discovered the body... You should try someone else...'' |
| 466 | -->-- '''Frank Sahwit''', ''VisualNovel/AceAttorneyInvestigations 2'' |
| 467 | |
| 468 | ->''They say that the more specific a denial is, the more likely it is that the accusations are true.'' |
| 469 | -->-- '''Hisao Nakai''', ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo'' |
| 470 | [[/folder]] |
| 471 | |
| 472 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 473 | ->'''Ki:''' It's not caffeine, not sugar... not time for ''Franchise/StarWars'' [[Film/AttackOfTheClones Episode II]] yet... doesn't look like "Mr. Colon" is acting up again... could be job anxiety...\ |
| 474 | '''Nick:''' Nope! No job anxiety here! Didn't get an impossible-to-turn-down dream job, nosiree! Not me!\ |
| 475 | '''Ki:''' Bingo. |
| 476 | -->-- ''Webcomic/GeneralProtectionFault'', [[http://www.gpf-comics.com/archive/2002/03/28 March 28, 2002]] |
| 477 | |
| 478 | ->'''Elan:''' I promise to be the bestest [[QuirkyBard bard]] ever and never be bad and never accidentally lead you into an ambush and--\ |
| 479 | '''Roy:''' That's an oddly specific promise... |
| 480 | -->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick: On the Origin of [=PCs=]'' |
| 481 | |
| 482 | ->After making these statements, he assured us that he was (in fact) "stable." It's funny how ''asserting'' one's stability tends to create the opposite impression. |
| 483 | -->-- ''WebComic/PennyArcade'', the [[TheRant news post]] for "[[http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/04/30 Unique Fauna]]" |
| 484 | |
| 485 | ->'''Robot 1:''' Halt! This exit is now closed! Please use this other exit and go about your business. There is currently a situation.\ |
| 486 | '''Robot 2:''' The situation does not involve a large monster or two.\ |
| 487 | '''Robot 1:''' Man, shut uuuup! |
| 488 | -->-- ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'', p.[[https://www.gunnerkrigg.com/?p=547 547]] |
| 489 | |
| 490 | ->''Well, it certainly wasn't a dangerous gene-altering chemical that someone forgot to secure properly... ah heh...'' |
| 491 | -->-- '''Dr. Thaddeus Euphemism''', ''Webcomic/ThePetriDish'' |
| 492 | |
| 493 | ->''Don't read into thiiiiiss~~~~!!!'' |
| 494 | -->-- '''Doro/Adora and Sammy/Sammi''', ''Pastel Games'' by Creator/TheTransformistress |
| 495 | [[/folder]] |
| 496 | |
| 497 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 498 | -> ''My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.'' |
| 499 | -->-- '''Creator/MikeGinn''', [[https://twitter.com/shutupmikeginn/status/403359911481839617 here]] |
| 500 | |
| 501 | ->'''RYAN REYNOLDS:''' Well allow me to shake your hand.\ |
| 502 | '''JEFF BRIDGES:''' No loser, you must earn my handshake. (''[[BreakingTheFourthWall to camera]]'') This setup won’t be forgotten and is totally going to pay off in the end. Honest. Pinky swear. Wink.\ |
| 503 | ''Note: [[CaptainObvious He's LYING]].'' |
| 504 | -->-- [[http://www.the-editing-room.com/r-i-p-d.html The Abridged Script]] for ''Film/{{RIPD}}'' |
| 505 | |
| 506 | ->''It's no secret by now that ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' has produced a [[RuleThirtyFour veritable metric cum-lake of pornographic material]], none of which I have ever wanked over and I am definitely telling the truth when I say that.'' |
| 507 | -->-- '''[[WebVideo/{{Jimquisition}} James Stephanie Sterling]]''' |
| 508 | |
| 509 | ->'''Ansem:''' I can make you stronger if I enter your body, and [[GrandTheftMe I will surely not possess you]].\ |
| 510 | '''Riku:''' [[MemeticMutation Okay I believe you.]] |
| 511 | -->-- ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1PTN0Zdy7E in a nutshell]]'' |
| 512 | |
| 513 | ->'''Rita Loud''': No cavities! I am proud of you, Lola!\ |
| 514 | '''Lola Loud''': Really?! Uh, I mean, of course there are no cavities. It's not like I've been eating cake after bedtime. (''awkward chuckle'')\ |
| 515 | '''Rita Loud''': Hah! The way you said that makes you think you have been. |
| 516 | -->-- ''Listen Out Loud'', official podcast based on ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'' |
| 517 | |
| 518 | -> '''Knuckles''': Don't make me regret this.\ |
| 519 | '''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]]''': I wont, I promise. And I definitely wont smoke crack in the bathroom\ |
| 520 | '''Knuckles''' OK, good, First I- Wait, what!? Why did you bring up smoking crack? |
| 521 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/SonicForHire'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeBTUA_7L9E "Restart"]] |
| 522 | |
| 523 | ->'''Disclaimer:''' [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} TFWiki]] is well aware that [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Image:LegionRape1.jpg this picture]] contains no visual references to rape, phallic symbols, [[HumongousMecha giant robots]], frightened cartoon females [[{{Ephebophile}} who may or may not be of pre-voting age]], or [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking manga-convention background lines.]] In fact, this picture is [[BlatantLies completely blank]]. |
| 524 | -->-- An old caption from '''Website/TFWikiDotNet''''s page on [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Atari_Hitotonari#Fiction Atari Hitotonari]] |
| 525 | |
| 526 | ->''These are the words of a guy who knows what the wrong answer is, just not necessarily the right one. "I want you back girl, cause I miss your... not your body." Hey [[Music/JustinBieber Bieber]], where were you the night of the murder? "Why, I remember I was definitely at 'not at the victim's house between 12:45 and 1:30 then driving to the river to dispose of the murder weapon."'' |
| 527 | -->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''' reviews ''Sorry'' |
| 528 | |
| 529 | ->''hey come check out our cool bunker, guys. I promise there's no crazy wormhole thing under our base continuously killing us'' |
| 530 | -->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Sips}}''', ''WebVideo/VoltzYogscast'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2ohslGivm8 Voltz Special: "The Bomb"]] |
| 531 | |
| 532 | ->'''[[LetsPlay/LewisBrindley Lewis]]''': Ross? (''gets shot at'') Ross is shooting at me!\ |
| 533 | '''[[LetsPlay/HatFilms Ross]]''': [[ImplausibleDeniability No I'm not! I'm not trying to make you]] '''EAT SHIT''' at all! |
| 534 | -->-- The LetsPlay/{{Yogscast}} playing ''VideoGame/TroubleInTerroristTown'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd5EfCTTIsU "It's Not Me"]] |
| 535 | |
| 536 | ->''...Assuming it doesn't make you clip into an inexplicably hovering ore deposit that's ''totally meant to do that and not a bug, no REALLY! |
| 537 | -->-- '''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''' reviews ''VideoGame/NoMansSky'', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' |
| 538 | |
| 539 | -> ''"The other anime move is the [[IaijutsuPractitioner Foresight Slash]], a stance that counters any attack that comes your way, and because I'm so good at Monster Hunter, I don't feel the need to show you all the footage of the myriad of times I was able to pull it off. Because I totally did pull it off every time I used it, STOP ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS"'' |
| 540 | -->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o119VSWNF9s&list=PLDnRMnDDjAzK3uOpcNSowUGVx4OBpsgya&index=2 A Crap Guide]] to VideoGame/MonsterHunterWorld- The Long Sword'' |
| 541 | |
| 542 | ->At first glance, these appear to be nothing more than some really thick sandals. However, my eye is almost immediately drawn to the cow with the word "cowhide" defensively placed above it. Making footwear out of cowhide is not unusual. In fact, I would guess the majority of shoes are made out of it. What ''is'' unusual is feeling like you have to specifically state it in a way other shoes do not. |
| 543 | -->--"[[http://1900hotdog.com/2020/05/upsetting-day-wish/ The Derangiest Products Of Wish]]", ''[[Creator/{{Seanbaby}} 1-900-HOTDOG]]'' |
| 544 | |
| 545 | ->''"Quackity from Las Nevadas, I just want to emphasize, I ''definitely'' am not [[SlimeGirl a piece of goo]] that has crawled to the surface over [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld hundreds of years]], disguising myself ''as'' a person."'' |
| 546 | -->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Slimecicle}}''', ''WebVideo/DreamSMP'' |
| 547 | |
| 548 | ->''"Look, guys. I don't like every blonde anime character just because my partner has blonde hair, okay? You gotta look deeper than that! That's like saying [[PhenotypeStereotype every blonde anime girl with blue eyes is a transfer student character from America]], which they are, but ''shut up!'' Marin is an eccentric, outspoken girl that isn't afraid to speak her mind, and Sydney is... Well, she's not like that at all. And also let's not forget she's a cosplay girl who's not very experienced in making costumes, and that's a characteristic that's just ''completely unique to her!'' Not forgetting, she's most importantly a fan of {{hentai}} games, saying "Yeah, it's an eroge, but it's epic!" And... I couldn't see Sydney saying that line at all."'' |
| 549 | -->--'''WebVideo/{{Gigguk}}''' over the parallels between [[Manga/MyDressUpDarling Marin Kitagawa]] and Sydsnap, his real-life fiancée (now wife) |
| 550 | |
| 551 | ->''This is a 100% legitimate business, and has nothing to do with fraud money!!'' |
| 552 | -->--'''An [[FourOneNineScam advance fee scammer]]''', ''WebVideo/AtomicShrimp'', "I'm Just Mad About SAFFRON" |
| 553 | |
| 554 | ->''"I have received several urgent Website/{{Facebook}} messages and Website/{{Twitter}} [=DMs=] from a [[GovernmentConspiracy vague yet menacing government agency]], asking me to deliver the following message: '''BRINY DEPTHS'''. They said that there was nothing secret or important about the message, and it was certainly not related to any ongoing deep undercover operations that they can only communicate with using [[TriggerPhrase code words subtly buried in local radio broadcasts]]. It wasn’t anything crazy like that. They just think it would be cool to hear me say '''BRINY DEPTHS'''.''" |
| 555 | -->-- ''Cecil''', ''Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale'', Episode 61: "BRINY DEPTHS" |
| 556 | |
| 557 | ->'''Waiter:''' Hi, there, hello, sir, can I get you started with some bread that didn't fall on the floor?\ |
| 558 | '''Customer:''' Wh... did the bread fall on the floor?\ |
| 559 | '''Waiter:''' No, sir, I said it ''didn't'' fall on the floor.\ |
| 560 | '''Customer:''' That's a weird way to describe it, then.\ |
| 561 | '''Waiter:''' It's just bread, sir, it didn't fall on the floor and [[DiggingYourselfDeeper accidentally get kicked under the fridge for a little bit.]]\ |
| 562 | '''Customer:''' It's no — it's suspicious that you're being so specific about this.\ |
| 563 | '''Waiter:''' No it's not!\ |
| 564 | '''Customer:''' Oh, okay, then yeah, I'll have some bread! |
| 565 | -->-- ''WebVideo/RyanGeorge'' video, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GALrzYNm_iU The First Guy To Ever Open A Buffet]] |
| 566 | |
| 567 | ->''"as a general rule, if a guy you've never heard of before comes under public scrutiny, and then 100 of the weirdest right-wing freaks on earth immediately jump to his defense, it's time for more scrutiny"'' |
| 568 | -->-- '''[[https://twitter.com/The_Law_Boy/status/1645097017213960195 Law Boy, Esq.]]''', ''Website/{{Twitter}}'' |
| 569 | |
| 570 | ->'''Fries''': Speaker box, why did you make such a fancy intro?\ |
| 571 | '''Firey Speaker Box''': Budget surplus.\ |
| 572 | '''Fries''': Oh, we got more money now? How?\ |
| 573 | ''[FSB looks at a nearby money generator caused by Coiny and Nickel getting close together]''\ |
| 574 | '''Firey Speaker Box''': Definitely not illegal money laundering.\ |
| 575 | '''Fries''': I believe it. |
| 576 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/BattleForDreamIsland Again'' |
| 577 | |
| 578 | ->''"Okay Joel, I don't know who told you this story, but listen to yourself. Listen to how farfetched it is. Why would I even want a Henckman Brothers Model 607 Trapdoor?"'' |
| 579 | -->-- '''Burnie Burns''', ''Creator/RoosterTeeth Shorts'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j54r37hyzNk "Downstairs"]] |
| 580 | [[/folder]] |
| 581 | |
| 582 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 583 | ->'''Robotnik:''' Snoo[[MemeticMutation ping as]] usual, I see?\ |
| 584 | '''Scratch:''' Not me! I didn't hear nothing about Von Schlemmer's dream-a-majig!\ |
| 585 | '''Grounder:''' Uh, me neither! Especially I didn't hear the part about the clown... |
| 586 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'', "[[Recap/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehogS01E27BoogeyMania Boogey-Mania]]" |
| 587 | |
| 588 | -> '''Steve:''' What happened?\ |
| 589 | '''Stan:''' The CIA put me on temporary leave.\ |
| 590 | '''Steve:''' What, why?\ |
| 591 | '''Stan:''' Oh, I filed something wrong. I certainly wasn't because I killed the secretary of defense. |
| 592 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', "[[Recap/AmericanDadS8E11OldStanInTheMountain Old Stan in the Mountain]]" |
| 593 | |
| 594 | -> '''Anne''': How was the convention, HP? |
| 595 | -> '''Hop Pop''': Oh, fine. Didn't get swarmed by killer locusts, if that's what you mean. How was your weekend? |
| 596 | -> '''Anne''': Good. |
| 597 | -> '''Sprig''': We didn't rob a train. |
| 598 | -> '''Polly''': Nope. No crimes committed. |
| 599 | -> '''Hop Pop''': Good, good. Great to know we definitely didn't have two wacky adventures. |
| 600 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}'', "Combat Camp" |
| 601 | |
| 602 | ->'''Krieger:''' I'm not a... ''serial'' killer!\ |
| 603 | '''Archer:''' Wait, why did you emphasize "serial?"\ |
| 604 | '''Kriegar:''' Wait, I did -- ''whaaaat?'' Are we doing? Did I mention I have a surprise for you? |
| 605 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'' |
| 606 | |
| 607 | ->''This awful cold. It's so horrible... so painful... and so very, very real.'' |
| 608 | -->-- '''Dennis''', ''[[ComicStrip/DennisTheMenaceUK Dennis and Gnasher]]'', "Couldn't Catch a Cold" |
| 609 | |
| 610 | ->'''Goldie:''' Who are you?\ |
| 611 | '''Gyro:''' Nobody. Just your... common crackpot outlaw. Definitely NOT a brilliant scientist from the future accidentally stuck in the Old West- I mean Current West. |
| 612 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{DuckTales|2017}}'', "The Outlaw Scrooge [=McDuck=]!" |
| 613 | |
| 614 | ->'''Fireman 1''': [snaps photo of [[MsFanservice Jackie]]] Ohhoho yeahh...\ |
| 615 | '''Jackie''': What was that?\ |
| 616 | '''Fire Chief''': I dunno! Certainly not a sexy shot for our fireman's calendar!\ |
| 617 | '''Jackie''': ''Sexy shot for our fireman's calendar?''\ |
| 618 | '''Fireman 2''': How did she figure it out? |
| 619 | -->--''WesternAnimation/GlennMartinDDS'' |
| 620 | |
| 621 | ->'''Young Stan (Steve Pinington):''' The Rip-Off [[note]] a brand of bandage that he made [[/note]] ''won’t'' give you rashes, I repeat: it ''won’t'' give you rashes. |
| 622 | ->'''Stan:''' It gave you rashes. |
| 623 | -->--''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', “A Tale of Two Stans” |
| 624 | |
| 625 | ->'''Tribe Leader:''' <The blue-haired woman will make a good sacrifice.>\ |
| 626 | '''Marge:''' What's he saying?\ |
| 627 | '''Mr. Burns:''' Aaaaaaaaah... he's saying... ummmmm... "we wouldn't ''dream'' of sacrificing the blue-haired woman!"\ |
| 628 | '''Marge''': [[TooDumbToLive Awwwwww, well isn't that]]-- |
| 629 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "WesternAnimation/TreehouseOfHorror III" |
| 630 | |
| 631 | ->'''Officer Barbrady:''' You're probably wondering why we're standing here with a pile of money and no pants on.\ |
| 632 | '''Chef:''' Actually, uh...\ |
| 633 | '''Mayor [=McDaniels=]:''' Well, I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese mafia.\ |
| 634 | '''Officer Barbrady:''' Not a thingy-dingy! |
| 635 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "Pinkeye" |
| 636 | |
| 637 | ->''Tiananmen Square. On this site in 1989, nothing happened.'' |
| 638 | -->-- Commemorative plaque at Tiananmen Square, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Goo Goo Gai Pan" |
| 639 | |
| 640 | ->''It *was* a monster [who broke the statue]! It WAS!!'' |
| 641 | -->-- '''Princes''', ''WesternAnimation/LittlePrincess'', "I Want to Play Football" |
| 642 | |
| 643 | ->'''Sara''': We're just gonna hang out and drink age-appropriate drinks.\ |
| 644 | '''Wirt''': Like ... juice?\ |
| 645 | '''Sara''': Yeah, whatever. [[KidsRaidingTheWineCabinet Age-appropriate stuff]] that's not illegal. |
| 646 | -->--''WesternAnimation/OverTheGardenWall'' |
| 647 | |
| 648 | ->'''Bart''': Willie, you can tell me: who's the mystery wuss who can't eat peanuts?\ |
| 649 | '''Willie''': I'll never say his name!\ |
| 650 | '''Bart''': "His," eh? Hmm, so it's a dude.\ |
| 651 | '''Willie''': Who says it's a dude? A principal can be a man or a woman these days!\ |
| 652 | '''Bart''': ''(stroking chin, smirking)'' Hmmm. |
| 653 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS18E3PleaseHomerDontHammerEm Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]" |
| 654 | [[/folder]] |
| 655 | |
| 656 | [[folder:Real Life]] |
| 657 | ->''Excusatio non petita, accusatio manifesta.'' |
| 658 | -->-- Latin for "Unrequested excuse, accusation made." |
| 659 | |
| 660 | ->''People have got to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I've earned everything I've got.'' |
| 661 | -->-- UsefulNotes/RichardNixon |
| 662 | |
| 663 | ->"I'm not pouring Baileys on my cereal" is a very specific reference for something you are not doing. |
| 664 | -->-- Creator/StephenColbert |
| 665 | [[/folder]] |
| 666 | |
| 667 | ---- |
| 668 | [-What happens if you click [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial HERE]]? I don't know, but you definitely don't go back to the main page.-] |
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