Line #59 Quotes/StupidEvil


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5	[[folder:Comic Books]]
6	->'''Dr. Sivana''': This is why you're always losing money, getting thrown in jail and killing each other!\
7	'''Shimmer''': Why, [[EvilWillFail because we're evil?]]\
8	'''Dr. Sivana''': No, because you're schmucks.
9	-->-- ''ComicBook/Outsiders2003''
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12	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
13	->'''Viggo''': It's not what you did that angers me so... it's who you did it to.\
14	'''Iosef''': Who? The fuckin' ''nobody?''\
15	'''Viggo''': That "fuckin' nobody"... is ''[[OneManArmy John]] [[TheDreaded Wick]]''.
16	-->-- ''Film/JohnWick''
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18	->'''Seth:''' Do you know what the words "[[SoMuchForStealth low profile]]" mean? Let me tell you what low profile is ''NOT!'' Low profile is ''NOT'' taking girls hostage! It is ''NOT'' blowing up a gas station! It is ''NOT'' [[CopKiller shooting a cop]] in ''[[BoomHeadshot the fucking head]]!''\
19	'''Richie:''' ([[BlahBlahBlah Bitch, bitch, bitch...]])
20	-->-- ''Film/FromDuskTillDawn''
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23	[[folder:Literature]]
24	->''"I can't beat your band of heroes, true, but what if there were another eight bands also out for my blood? Ha! What are you going to do, form a line?"\
25	—\
26	"Ah, but being defeated was [[AllAccordingToPlan always part of my plan]]! Yet another glorious victory for the Empire."\
27	—\
28	"Ah, but every palace you destroy has to be rebuilt! You've single-handedly pulled the Empire out of a slump, hahaha. Once again sweet victory is mine."''
29	-->--'''Dread Emperor Irritant I, the Oddly Successful,''' ''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil''
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31	->Careful prior planning wasn't [[GeneralFailure Visser One]]'s usual MO. He usually jumped in with both feet and a lot of noise. And if the details didn't work themselves out, he just [[BadBoss ripped a sub-visser's head off]] and plowed ahead with his next maniacal plan.
32	-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #51: The Absolute''
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34	->[Hrolf Wyrdulf] and his mount sat a few miles from the keep, in a rough camp that Canto had insisted they set up. Hrolf saw little need for a camp; if men suffered in the weather, then they would take the walls all the quicker. The camp was by the river, "close to a water source" as Canto said. Why they needed water when blood was readily available, Hrolf didn't know.
35	-->--''[[Literature/GotrekAndFelix Road Of Skulls]]''
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38	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
39	->Clearly your father didn't beat you hard enough cause you're still a f--king idiot!
40	-->--'''Bryce Walker''' to '''Monty de la Cruz''', ''Series/ThirteenReasonsWhy''
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42	->We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don't think we've ever been cursed with a ''[[BreadEggsBreadedEggs vicious idiot]]'' for a king!
43	-->--'''Tyrion Lannister''' on King Joffrey, ''Series/GameOfThrones''
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45
46	[[folder:Video Games]]
47	->'''Arcade Gannon:''' What are you thinking?! Do you ''want'' to see Vegas turned into the new slave capital of the west?!\
48	'''Courier:''' [[InsultBackfire Actually, yes. I would like to see New Vegas turned into a slavery hub.]]\
49	'''Arcade Gannon:''' Great. You're either unimaginably cruel or profoundly insane!
50	-->-- ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'' (if the player gets the [[TheRemnant Enclave Remnants]] to fight for [[TheHorde Caesar's Legion]])
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52	->''"Are psychotic urges all that drives you?"''
53	-->--'''Kreia''', ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublicIITheSithLords'' if the player decides to go StupidEvil
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55	->You ask me, the Sabbat makes no sense. They couldn't care less about the Masquerade, and they seem to care even less about themselves. It's like, "Hey! Let's all spread Hell on Earth so we can feel big and bad and— oops! I'm dead! How did that happen?"
56	-->--'''Bertram Tung''', ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines''
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58	->I write looking for clarification of recent perplexing reports on your conduct. Is it true that you have been [[ColdBloodedTorture incarcerating and tormenting humans]]? What is the purpose for this? [[AssimilationBackfire It would seem that your host's predilections are affecting your own behavior.]] You must bring this under your control and cease this superfluous activity. Your role is to facilitate our laboratories with the collection of corpses. Limit yourself to the parameters of this task or you will be recalled.
59	-->--'''Missive to Warden Krieg''' written by another [[EldritchAbomination Aetherial]], ''VideoGame/GrimDawn''
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61	->"We need a new driver, this one is dead!"
62	-->--'''Khornate Berserkers''' leaving a transport, ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar''
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65	[[folder:Web Animation]]
66	->"Weyland-Yutani now of the opinion that an uncontrollable biological weapon that reliably wipes out their science teams en masse is totally worth ''openly declaring war on their own country's military'' for. Christ knows how Weyland-Yutani spent their time before the Aliens were discovered; probably threw children on piles of burning money!"
67	-->-- '''''Zero Punctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/AliensColonialMarines''
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69	->"With this and ''[[VideoGame/ResidentEvilRevelations RERevelations]]'', we now learn that the world has an ''[[MeetTheNewBoss inexhaustible supply]]'' of cartoonishly-evil dipshits in inexplicably lofty positions of power who regard {{zombie apocalypse}}s as the sanest way to avoid potential intelligence leaks, and no-one's learnt a fucking thing! And doesn't this render all the hardships and struggles of the previous games completely pointless? If I were Chris Redfield, I'd fucking [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption give up.]] 'Well,' I'd say. 'Guess the human race is just determined to wipe itself out. Let's gather up every other ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'' protagonist and found our own city on the moon!' But you just know Leon will insist on bringing his dumb friend Keith who forgets to file his tax return one year and tries to cover it up by [[HereWeGoAgain causing a zombie apocalypse]]."
70	-->-- ''Zero Punctuation'' on ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil6''
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73	[[folder:Web Comics]]
74	->"I theorize that [[TokenEvilTeammate the halfling]] does not possess a true sentient brain, like you or I, but rather a simple, primitive 'proto-brain' that can only process two emotional reactions to people: Hate or Lust.
75	-->-- '''[[TheSmartGuy Vaarsuvius]]''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0335.html #335]]''
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77	->'''Bongo:''' This Doyt Gyo is going to be a tough one to bring back alive. I've pulled in my top four bounty-hunters to extract him. Obviously, we'll have to resort to taking a few hostages for bargaining chips. An' there's definitely gonna be some collateral damage during the operation. Still, you said 'spare no expense.' I'm ready to send the team out on your word.\
78	'''Agent:''' Right. And do you know what my word is?\
79	'''Bongo:''' Um... 'Lock and load?'\
80	'''Agent:''' Nope, it's 'idiot.' I took it from the following statement: 'The obvious way to get Mr. Gyo back in our employ is to offer him his job back, complete with back pay and a signing bonus. Of course, it's only obvious if you are not an IDIOT.'
81	-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
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84	[[folder:Web Original]]
85	->''Just because my character is evil doesn't mean I [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder want to slaughter my party]]. They're a means to an end — it's a lot of work recruiting a group of grunts, and why would Suleidan waste time doing that when he has perfectly good damage sponges already living in his manor?''
86	-->-- ''[[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/tt/20070227a I Have a Secret]]'' article on Wizards' site.
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88	->''The Iron Warriors have been one of the more popular legions in fluff over the past few years. While some have put this down to them being 'grittier' or more realistic than the others, the truth is probably more functional then fanciful: The Iron Warriors are for the most part ''not'' gibbering madmen. This might seem a dumb reason but it's actually important. To write a good character they need to make sense to the reader, even when we don't agree with them we need to understand why they want to do it. The other legions kinda lack that. Why did you attack that planet? 'Because it turns me on' doesn't really make for an interesting character, nor does being told to by demons, wanting to kill everything all the time or just really digging dead stuff. So that leaves the Iron Warriors as being just about the only generally sane legion who do things for reasons normal people can understand.''
89	-->-- '''1d4Chan''' [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Iron_Warriors on the Iron Warriors]]
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91	->"Oh, just like Captain Bladefoot... we couldn't ask to borrow the opera, nope, we had to kidnap them. Pirate way!"
92	-->-- '''[[PunchClockVillain Kiwi]]''', ''The Unexpectables''
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94	->''Even though such a thing had happened in Hungary, [[UsefulNotes/BenitoMussolini Mussolini]] did not believe Hitler would do something so insane. Hungary was a small, easily conquerable country with half of its troops still in Russia. [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]] knew that if he attacked Italy, he would be declaring war on Spain, Bulgaria and Croatia, and those were just the nations he and his allies bordered. How was he going to hold France (as he was doing quite successfully, all things considered) if he was suddenly going to open a gigantic front on the Pyranees? What about the Ploesti oil that would be easily attained by Bulgarian assault? And for what? So he could kill Jews? No one believed Hitler could be that stupid. What they had forgotten was, as the famous Jew UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein had said, “Only two things are infinite: the Universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the Universe.” Perhaps ‘stupidity’ isn’t the right word – perhaps it’s ‘evil’.''
95	-->-- ''Literature/TheFootprintOfMussolini''
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97	->''"All they know is how to hurt and destroy and kill. Admirable when you need someone hurt, destroyed or killed, but what about the times when you just want them to sit down and shut up? Oh, FORGET that. 'I wanna go to Earth.' 'I want to kill my old girlfriend.' 'I want to eat my family's flesh and drink their marrow.' 'I want to blow up my school.' '[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I want to anally penetrate my kindergarten teacher.]]'"''
98	-->-- '''[[PragmaticVillain Dark General Cobalt]]''', ''Literature/SailorNothing'', about the [[SurroundedByIdiots problems]] with working with [[TheHeartless Yamiko]]
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100	->''"I think my favourite take on the dichotomy between [[SatanicArchetype the scriptural Devil]] and [[TheDevilIsALoser the folkloric Devil]] is "the Devil is fully capable of kicking your ass, but he ''[[CardCarryingVillain chooses]]'' to act like a [[DirtyCoward cowardly dumbass]] because wisdom and [[VillainousValour courage]] are virtues"."''
101	-->-- '''[[https://prokopetz.tumblr.com/post/188289843717/i-think-my-favourite-take-on-the-dichotomy-between David J Prokopetz]]'''
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104	[[folder:Web Video]]
105	->So the guy with no legs gets to learn the ways of these [[BuffySpeak smurfy-cats]], but the [[ArmiesAreEvil BIG, BAD MILITARY]] along with the [[CorruptCorporateExecutive BIG, BAD CORPORATION]] want to ''tear'' their village down!\
106	And the scientists are like, "No, no, you can't do this!"\
107	"Why?"\
108	"Because the trees have some sort of energy! And they can ''communicate'' with the energy! And this energy will change the world!"\
109	"Bah! Who do you think you are, some kind of scientist?"\
110	"Yes!"\
111	"You think we pay you millions of dollars to tell the truth?"\
112	"Yes!"\
113	"And you think that because you have a brilliant mind and years of loyal experience that we're going to ''listen to you?''"\
114	"''...Yeah!''"\
115	"Well we're not!"\
116	"Why?!"\
117	"Because we're the BIG, BAD MILITARY! (along with the) BIG, BAD CORPORATION! [[EvilLaugh AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]]"\
118	"That makes no sense-"\
119	"Crush 'em!" [explosion]
120	-->-- '''WebVideo/BumReviews''' on ''{{Film/Avatar}}''
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122	->"Let me ask what may be a dumb question: WHY DOES HE WANT TO KILL HER? Dude, you're married to a highly attractive woman, and have access to ''billions of dollars!'' You have a comfortable life in a mansion, and you got away with massive amounts of crime! It's not like you have a psychological compulsion like ComicBook/TheRiddler has, you're not ComicBook/TheJoker-level crazy; clearly you were stealing things to get ''money,'' and with ''money'' comes ''comfortable living!'' You don't have [[HealthcareMotivation a sick child you're trying to save]] with an expensive operation, you clearly have enough mental faculties to train in martial arts, develop technology, and hone yourself to physical perfection! ''Why are you trying to kill her?'' WHY ARE YOU SCREWING WITH A GOOD THING HERE?\
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124	You know, this is the ComicBook/DCUniverse. An alternate version of it, yes, but still the DC Universe. This is a world that features talking apes that fight flying robots, little kids who yell, 'Shazam!' and get magical powers, and [[CosmicRetcon the universe reboots itself]] every few years. Even in a world that has all of that, you do not make sense! This is the worst kind of villain, folks: He has no motivation, no credible backstory, no emotional connection that makes us sympathize or understand ''why'' he does the things that he does — he's just some asshole who wants to kill the hero Because He's The Villain!"
125	-->-- ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'' on the {{Elseworlds}} comic ''ComicBook/CatwomanGuardianOfGotham'''s version of Batman
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127	->"I've got nowhere to go! I burned my house down once it had enough swans inside, and I used up the rest of my savings buying the ''swans.''"
128	-->-- '''Carl''', ''WebAnimation/LlamasWithHats''
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130	->A friend of their asks for help in raising funds for her father's expedition to search for the sunken ship, since a group of thugs have been smashing their equipment. In addition, they're clearly spying on them to try to steal the treasure once her father finds it.\
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132	Yeah, and I'm sure they'll find it in a big hurry after you've smashed all their equipment! [throws up hands]
133	-->-- ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'' on ''All-Star Comics'' #3
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135	->"Starling can not only project [[IntangibleMan the Doctor]] into his office, but also has enough programming abilities to torture him for information. Wow. With that kinda hacking ability, you'd think he could reprogram the Doctor to be ''helpful''. But that's a lot less evil than torturing him so, y'know, [[TortureFirstAskQuestionsLater no-brainer there]]. Plus, I mean, a physician with medical knowledge centuries more advanced? I think [[CutLexLuthorACheck you could probably make a few bucks]], since you'd now have the cure for, well, ''everything''. But it's that or the torture, come on."
136	-->-- '''Website/SFDebris''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Future's End Pt. 2"
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138	->"This isn't even the kind of thing [[{{Sadist}} Ramsay Bolton]] would do because he'd run out of people to fucking torture."
139	-->--Creator/MauLer on the infamous scene from ''Series/GameOfThrones'', "[[Recap/GameOfThronesS8E5TheBells The Bells]]"
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142	[[folder:Western Animation]]
143
144	->'''Zim''': I blew up more than all the other Invaders!\
145	'''Tallest Red''': You '''''[[MetaphoricallyTrue blew up]]''''' all the other Invaders!
146	-->--''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim''
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148	->'''Lord Boxman''': This will surely destroy the Plaza!
149	->'''[[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Dr. Blight]]''': And ''[[OmnicidalManiac the world]]''!
150	->(''both start [[EvilLaugh laughing]] only for Boxman to [[HaHaHaNo stop]]'')
151	->'''Boxman''': Uh... Wh-why would we want to destroy the world, exactly? We do ''live'' on the world...
152	->(''{{Beat}}'')
153	->'''Blight''': '''[[AxCrazy WHO CARES?!]]''' (''starts laughing again as Boxman and his robots look on awkwardly'')
154	-->--''WesternAnimation/OKKOLetsBeHeroes''
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