Line #0 Quotes/StraightGay


1	->'''Jeff:''' I'm gay.\
2	'''Glenn:''' But you're so... ''blah''.
3	-->-- ''Series/{{Superstore}}''
4
5	->''“A homosexual man is a man 100 per cent. He does not need to dress homosexual. When homosexuality is exhibited to the extreme -- to say: ''"Ah, you know I’m homosexual,"'' -- that has nothing to do with me. A man has to be a man."''
6	-->--'''Giorgio Armani'''
7
8	->''"The man is epic. [[ManlyMan He's a man's man.]] It's incredible, I said that in chat, and a friend pointed out that he's actually gay. I didn't know that. As far as I'm concerned, that's rad...It's not news to me that gay guys can portray masculine better than most straight guys, I mean, heck, it's a survival instinct AND a cover story for some, but I have rarely been so fooled as I have been with Creator/JohnGlover, and the cool thing is, I don't think it's because he's hiding his sexuality, I think it's because he's an awesome actor."''
9	-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville6-ep20 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Noir")
10
11	->''"State Senator Jim Ferlo, the Pennsylvania State Senator who came out to the public during a press conference yesterday morning by basically blurting out, 'Yeah, I like dick AND?' ...Jim Ferlo spit out some 'We’re here, we’re queer, get used to it!' shit AND he quoted Music/REOSpeedwagon. This is how it's done."''
12	-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/09/24/hot-slut-of-the-day-429/ DListed]]''''', "Hot Slut of the Day"
13
14	->"''He's not a nancy or anything. He's a proper man, Mr. Alice. He's just a proper man who likes to fuck other men, that's all.''"
15	-->-- '''Mr. Smith on his employer''', ''[[Creator/NeilGaiman Keepsakes and Treasures]]''
16
17	->''"You don't notice anything. If I hadn't spent the last four years fellating you I'd swear you were straight."''
18	-->--'''Prior Walter''', ''Theatre/AngelsInAmerica'': ''Millennium Approaches''
19
20	->"''He is gay, guys. Only he doesn't talk about it all the time, on account of having interests outside of being gay?''"
21	-->--'''Ryan North''' on Utahraptor, ''Webcomic/DinosaurComics''[[note]]in title text for comic 1129.[[/note]]
22
23	->'''Agent Paul Smecker:''' "''What are you doing?''"\
24	'''Guy he'd just hooked up with:''' "''I just wanted to cuddle.''"\
25	'''[[{{Jerkass}} Smecker]]:''' "''Cuddle? What a fag.''"
26	-->--''Film/TheBoondockSaints''
27
28	->'''Penny''': Come on, Max, lets go to the farmer's market! There's a trunk show at Shoe-La-La and then we can brunch it up!\
29	'''Max''': Do you know what sounds more fun? Being in wet clothes and watching ''Film/SchindlersList.''\
30	'''Penny''': You are the worst [[FagHag gay husband]] ever.
31	-->-- ''Series/HappyEndings''
32
33	->'''Roseanne''': You couldn't be any gayer if your name was Gay Gayerson.\
34	'''Leon''': Oh yeah, well think about it. I hate to shop, I am absolutely insensitive, I detest Barbara Streisand, and for God's sake I'm a Republican!\
35	'''Roseanne''': But do you like having sex with men?\
36	'''Leon''': Well it's-\
37	'''Roseanne''': GAY!
38	-->--''Series/{{Roseanne}}''
39
40	->'''Phil:''' Dude, I've been out for ''years''. Sue never mentioned it to you?\
41	'''Steve:''' But ''how''? You're the biggest fratboy dudebro I've ever met. You say things like "broseph" and "chillax", you're crude, you're FAT! How can you be gay?\
42	'''Phil:''' Hey, that's gay-cist bro.\
43	'''Steve:''' I thought gay guys were supposed to be like... well-dressed, well-groomed, effeminate and skinny.\
44	'''Phil:''' So... [[CampStraight more like you]]?
45	-->--''Cheer Up Emo Kid''

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