Line #85 Quotes/SlapSlapKiss


1	->'''[[DatingCatwoman Shadowheart]]''': What's your game, exactly? A Selûnite bearing gifts sounds like a trick if I ever heard one.
2	->'''Selûnite Cleric Tav''': Just accept the gift and kiss me like you hate me.
3	->'''Shadowheart''': ''(as "Shadowheart Approves" appears in the corner)'' Easily done! ''(Under her breath)'' How am I ever going to explain this in my prayers?
4	-->-- ''VideoGame/BaldursGateIII''
5
6	-> '''Frank''': Galena? I should've known.\
7	'''Galena''': [''slaps Frank''] THAT'S for leaving me the last time!\
8	[''draws herself closer to Frank for a kiss'']\
9	'''Galena''': ...and ''this'' is for loving me right...\
10	[''Frank responds by nonchalantly pointing a gun on Galena's gut, before raising the barrel to her face'']
11	-->-- '''Frank and Galena didn't really have a good relationship''', ''VideoGame/ShadowOpsRedMercury''
12
13	->''The Chief met a friend today from long ago. \
14	Their relationship's always tough\
15	With all of their babbling\
16	And two-fisted squabbling,\
17	[[GetARoom You'd think they'd get married 'n stuff]]''
18	-->-- '''Li'l Cactus''', ''VideoGame/SwordOfMana''
19
20	->''I simply hate her, cannot stand the cow.\
21	I grab her coat, her petticoat and dress\
22	and vow I’ll trade them in for more--or less.\
23	Arms folded, "Here’s the Anti-Christ," cries she\
24	and swears by Jesus’ death this will not be.\
25	At this I land her one to make her pray\
26	some more, and on her nose some two or three--\
27	at our little brothel, trading every day.''
28	-->-- '''François''', ''Ballad of the Fat Margot''
29
30	->''There is no passion without broken crockery.''
31	-->-- '''Music/{{Tori Amos}}'''
32
33	->''"And how could you think it was ok to just ''leave'' like that?! Because it was ''not''! Agh! Abandon me again and it will ''not'' be pretty! Now... get over here, you big lug. I'm not really mad, I just missed you."''
34	-->-- '''Courtney''', ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Total Drama World Tour]]'', "[[Recap/TotalDramaISeeLondon I See London...]]"
35
36	->'''Vala:''' Ow! Ohh, you hit me!\
37	'''Daniel:''' You hit ''me''.\
38	'''Vala:''' Yeah... you know, we could just have sex instead.
39	-->-- ''Series/StargateSG1'', "Prometheus Unbound"
40
41	->Fan-dabby-dozy. Now then, Bollinger Knickers, you gonna kiss me or punch me.
42	-->--'''[[Series/AshesToAshes2008 Gene Hunt]]'''
43
44	->That punch was a substitute for our marriage kiss, okay?
45	-->-- '''[[TooKinkyToTorture Shinra Kishitani]]''', ''{{Literature/Durarara}}''
46
47	->'''[[BourgeoisBohemian Dr. Peyton Phillips:]]''' Porno is the exploitation of women!\
48	'''[[BlondeRepublicanSexKitten Dr. Mary Phillips:]]''' Some people ''wanna'' be exploited! [[DastardlyWhiplash Like factory workers!]] Others wanna be degraded... (breathing heavily) ...I mean, really, ''really'' degraded... like a '''liberal''' having his way with you. God, it makes me feel so ''dirty!''\
49	'''Peyton:''' [-Ahem, talk more slowly please, dear.-]
50	-->--''I Say, You Say'', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas''
51
52	->'''Casey:''' I want to kill you right now!\
53	'''Dana:''' Problem is, that's not all you want to do with me right now, is it?
54	-->-- ''Series/SportsNight''
55
56	->''"I think it's her way of showing me she cares. On our planet, if people like you but aren't good at showing affection, then they'll give you attention in other ways, even if it's negative attention."''
57	-->-- '''Pierrot''', ''Webcomic/{{Spacetrawler}}''
58
59	->'''Astrid''': ''[punches Hiccup on the arm]'' That was for kidnapping me. ''[kisses him on the cheek]'' That was for everything else.\
60	''[later, when he recovers from the final battle with the Green Death]''\
61	'''Astrid''': ''[punches Hiccup]'' That was for scaring me.\
62	'''Hiccup''': Oh wha--wait, what, is it always going to be this way? 'Cause... ''[Astrid grabs him and kisses him deeply]'' ...I could get used to it.
63	-->--''WesternAnimation/{{How to Train Your Dragon\|2010}}''
64
65	->'''Saito:''' Why would anyone want to serve under the flat chested Louise the Zero?\
66	'''Louise:''' Then why don't you just leave then!?\
67	'''Saito:''' [[WhamLine Because I love you!]]
68	-->-- ''Literature/TheFamiliarOfZero''
69
70	->'''Bulma:''' Don't you call me stupid!\
71	'''Vegeta:''' Okay, then how about bitch!\
72	'''Bulma:''' Arrogant dick!\
73	'''Vegeta:''' Spoiled sow!\
74	'''Bulma:''' Fuck you!\
75	'''Vegeta:''' Fuck ''you''!\
76	'''Bulma:''' ''Fuck you!''\
77	'''Vegeta:''' '''FUCK! YOU!'''\
78	[{{Beat}}]\
79	'''Bulma:''' My room, ten minutes.
80	-->--''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
81
82	->''Fight! Fight! Fight! Kiss! Kiss!''
83	-->-- '''Joel Heyman''', Creator/RoosterTeeth
84
85	-> ''Remember, kids, if you constantly bicker, manipulate, lie and insult one another, it’s not a dysfunctional relationship. It’s ''real'' love.''
86	-->-- '''WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic''' on ''[[Film/ThePrincessDiaries Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement]]''
87
88	->'''Okabe:''' Now, you have no qualms about my generous conditions, right?\
89	'''Kurisu:''' Generous for ''you'', maybe. Me? I'm [[EroticEating one banana comment]] away from fight or flight.\
90	'''Okabe:''' You haven't said no, ''Christina''.\
91	'''Kurisu:''' [[AccidentalMisnaming That isn't my name]], you nutjob.\
92	'''Okabe:''' Oh, right, you're the ''zombie''.\
93	'''Kurisu:''' How would ''you'' like it, Hououin ''[[MaliciousMisnaming Carcinoma]]?''\
94	'''Okabe:''' ''Kyouma.'' Watch your tongue, banana mouth!\
95	'''Daru:''' In the movies, this is when you two'd get ''biz-zay.''
96	-->-- ''VisualNovel/SteinsGate''
97
98	->''"Yeah, I know, you wanna do that thing where we're arguing and fighting but then suddenly it's like whoa, this is hot, and we start making out; dream on. Or whatever, fine, let's just do it."''
99	-->-- '''Eleanor''' to '''Chidi''', ''Series/TheGoodPlace''
100
101	->'''Stranz:''' It was her idea, she broke his ankle!\
102	'''Fairchild:''' [[OhCrap Wha--?!]] You idiot!\
103	'''Stranz:''' I hate you!\
104	'''Fairchild:''' ''(she slaps him)''\
105	'''Stranz:''' ''(he slaps her)''\
106	(''{{beat}}'')\
107	(''[[BrotherSisterIncest they passionately kiss]]; [[{{Squick}} everyone around them groans in disgust]]'')
108	-->-- ''Film/BladesOfGlory''
109
110	->'''Maddie:''' The good news is, nut girl will probably vote for you, unlike me.\
111	'''Trevor:''' Oh yeah? Well I don't need the vote of some tree-hugger.\
112	'''Maddie:''' If you have it your way, there won't be any trees left to hug!\
113	'''Trevor:''' Oh, next you're going to blame the oil companies for global warming.\
114	'''Maddie:''' Yes, 'cause they're to blame.\
115	'''Trevor:''' Oh cry me a river.\
116	'''Maddie:''' If I did you'd pollute it!\
117	'''Trevor:''' You bleeding heart liberal!\
118	'''Maddie:''' Establishment puppet!\
119	'''Trevor:''' Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?\
120	'''Maddie:''' I'm surprised someone as smart as you would have to ask!\
121	(''They kiss'')\
122	'''London:''' ''(to a museum employee)'' Wow, didn't see that coming.\
123	'''Maddie:''' I hate you!\
124	'''Trevor:''' I hate you more!\
125	(''They continue kissing'')\
126	'''London:''' ''(to the same employee)'' Boy, I wonder what they'd do if they liked each other.
127	-->-- ''Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody'', episode "Odd Couples"
128
129	-> ''"[[ComicBook/EmmaFrost Emma]] said being an X-Man would be the best days of my life but I haven't so much as kissed or slapped a single handsome man.''"
130	-->-- '''Polaris''', ''[[ComicBook/XMen2021 X-Men]]'' #12 (2022)
131
132	->''First they hate each other, now all of a sudden they love each other. It doesn't make any sense to me!''
133	-->-- '''The Librarian''' about Lisa Simpson and Hugh Parkfield, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Lisa's Wedding"
134
135	->"You can break my wrist, but I'm still gonna kiss you."
136	-->-- '''Terry Sheridan''', ''Film/LaraCroftTombRaiderTheCradleOfLife''
137
138	->''I'm gonna beat the shit out of him. And then I'm gonna kiss him.''
139	-->-- '''jschlatt''', ''WebVideo/SMPLive''

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