Line #8 Quotes/SitcomArchNemesis


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5	->''"How pleasant it must be. To have an archfoe whose primary goal is getting to bargains before you, instead of one who wants to see you dead."''
6	-->-- '''Ted Knight''', ''Comicbook/{{Starman}} #13''
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10	[[folder:Fan Works]]
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12	->'''Edgeworth:''' It's true that I take a special interest in this case, but you've got a lot of nerve trying to extort ''the Chief Prosecutor'' to step down and prosecute for you. Highly irregular, to say the least. [[SeriousBusiness You interrupted my teatime.]]\
13	'''Aura:''' Phoenix Wright will be defending.\
14	''(cut to Edgeworth zooming to the courthouse)''
15	-->-- An ''Franchise/AceAttorney'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul2W7IRanHA fan comic]] by '''tubbsen'''
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19	[[folder:Films - Live Action]]
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21	->''"Don't be nice to Aly. He's my nemesis."''
22	-->-- '''Steve''', ''Film/TheLifeAquaticWithSteveZissou''
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26	[[folder:Literature]]
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28	->'''Naru Gwei:''' If I saw you on fire I'd hold an umbrella for you so the rain didn't put you out.\
29	'''Eithan:''' I don't feel like that's ''entirely'' warranted.
30	-->-- ''Literature/CradleSeries'' book 4: ''Skysworn''
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34	[[folder:Live Action TV]]
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36	->''"She's always a step ahead of me. That's what makes her such a {{worthy opponent}}."''
37	-->-- '''Lucille''', ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment''
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39	->''"You boys made me have to apologize to Mrs. [=McClusky=], my ''worst'' enemy."''
40	-->-- '''Lynette''', ''Series/DesperateHousewives'', "Pilot"
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42	->'''Eleventh Doctor:''' Everyone's got enemies.\
43	'''Amy Pond:''' Yeah, but mine's the woman outside Budgens with the mental Jack Russell. You've got, you know, ''arch''-enemies.
44	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E3VictoryOfTheDaleks "Victory of the Daleks"]]
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46	-> ''"Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family."''
47	-->-- '''Michael Scott''', ''Series/TheOfficeUS''
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49	->''"Newman is my sworn enemy."''
50	-->-- '''Jerry Seinfeld''', ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}''
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52	->'''Grover:''' Hello there!\
53	'''Mr. Johnson:''' Oh no, it's ''[[YouExclamation YOU!]]''
54	-->-- ''Series/SesameStreet''
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58	[[folder:Web Animation]]
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60	->'''Maria:''' Well, I... may know this commanding officer...\
61	'''Ruby:''' That's good, isn't it? If she's your friend, then maybe she'd be more willing to help us.\
62	'''Maria:''' I wouldn't exactly call us... "friends".\
63	'''Weiss:''' Acquaintances?\
64	'''Maria:''' Not quite.\
65	'''Blake:''' Colleagues?\
66	'''Maria:''' Warmer.\
67	'''Yang:''' Enemies?\
68	'''Maria:''' That's the one!\
69	'''Oscar:''' Wait, what?\
70	'''Maria:''' Oh, yes. I come through here about once every ten years to get my [[ElectronicEyes eyes checked]] up in Atlas. You bring outside cashews on ''one'' flight, and suddenly you're placed on the additional screening list for ''life!''\
71	'''Qrow:''' You've gotta be kidding me...\
72	'''Maria:''' Now, now, let's not give up hope yet. ''[beat]'' Maybe she's dead!
73	-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' volume 6 episode 8, "Dead End"
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75	->'''Cordovin:''' You thought you could undermine ''my'' authority? If you don't return my ship this INSTANT, I will make an example out of you. I will show you the true might of Atlas!\
76	''[over the radio, a crunching sound is heard]''\
77	'''Maria:''' You hear that, Cordo?\
78	''[Cordovin's expression slowly turns enraged]''\
79	''[back on the airship, Maria munches on cashews with her mouth open]''\
80	'''Maria:''' That's the sound of me '''not caring!''' ''[manic laughter]''
81	-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' volume 6 episode 10, "Stealing From the Elderly"
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85	[[folder:Webcomics]]
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87	->''"Whadda ya mean, 'don't fight Canadian Guy to the death on the front lawn?' Why else would I invite Canadian Guy over?"''
88	-->-- '''CommanderBadass''', ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''
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92	[[folder:Web Original]]
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94	->'''Eric:''' Rudyard... have a nice evening. ''[walks away]''\
95	'''Rudyard:''' Wh... what do... ''[pause]'' What do you mean, "have a nice evening"? What did you mean by that remark, Chapman? What if I don't want to have a nice evening, eh? What if I don't--CHAPMAN! What did you mean? Chapman! '''''Chapman'''''...
96	-->-- ''Podcast/WoodenOvercoats'', Season 1, Episode 1, "The Bane of Rudyard"
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100	[[folder:Western Animation]]
101
102	-> ''"'''DINKLEBERG!'''"''
103	-->-- '''Mr. Turner,''' ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents''
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105	->''"Stupid Flanders."''
106	-->-- '''Homer Simpsons''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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