Line #8 Quotes/SideEffectsInclude


1	-> ''"Side effects of being a Cloud include: nausea, diarrhea, headaches, crying, lightning emitting from face, shapeshifting, wet socks, the uncontrollable need to move slowly in the sky, befriending mailmen and walruses, that thing where you can never get comfortable when you try to sleep and spend the next couple of hours thinking about every embarrassing thing you've ever done and it's awful since you're still going to wake up super early, mood swings.''"
2	-->--''WesternAnimation/MiddlemostPost''
3
4	->''It's a life-enhancing miracle''\
5	''But there's a few things you should know''\
6	''It may cause:''\
7	''Agitations, palpitations, excessive salivation''\
8	''Constipation, male lactation, rust-colored urination''\
9	''Hallucinations, bad vibrations, mild electric shock sensations''\
10	''But it's worth it for [[TitleDrop the drugs I need]]!''
11	-->--'''Music/TheAustinLoungeLizards''', ''The Drugs I Need''
12
13	->''There's no 'i' in Teamocil''\
14	''At least not where you think''\
15	''So together let's make a choice''\
16	''And for once we'll be in sync''\
17	''Teamocil (I never really knew you well)''\
18	''Teamocil (But now I think we really gel...)''\
19	''Teamocil!''\
20	''Teamocil may decrease your sex drive''
21	-->--[[Series/ArrestedDevelopment Dr. Fünke's 100 Percent Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution]], "Teamocil"
22
23	->"And they never tell you what this pill ''does''! They always show a lady on a horse or a man in the tub. And they just keep namin' symptoms until they name one that you got! Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you sad? Are you lonely? Do your teeth hurt? Whatcha got? You gotta take this pill! Shit, I saw one the other day that said, 'Do you go to bed at night...and wake up in the morning?'"
24	-->--Creator/ChrisRock
25
26	->''[[LongList May cause the following side effects, one or more:]]''
27	->''Dizziness, drowsiness, sexual dysfunction''
28	->''Headaches and tremors and nightmares and seizures''
29	->''Diarrhea, constipation, nervous laughter, palpitations''
30	->''Anxiousness, anger, exhaustion, insomnia''
31	->''Nervousness, lethary, nausea, vomiting''
32	->''Odd and alarming sexual feelings''
33	->''Oh, and one last thing.''
34	->''[[BreadEggsMilkSquick Use may be fatal]].''
35	-->--'''''Theatre/NextToNormal'''''
36
37	->'''Ward''': Side-effects may include: Nausea, Headaches, Insomnia, Constipation, Oily-Discharge, Severe Deja-Vu, Stiffness-in-Joints, Blurred Vision or Temporary Blindness, Loss-of-Life, Diarrhea, Thrombosis, and Rectal Bleeding.\
38	'''Storm Front''': How can you have Diarrhea ''and'' Constipation?\
39	'''Prof. Impossible''': [[WaitWhat Was "Loss-of-Life" on that list?]]\
40	'''Watch''': [[FalseReassurance Just a side-effect.]] Now who's getting the shot?
41	-->-- '''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros''', ''Recap/TheVentureBrosS4E11AnyWhichWayButZeus''
42
43	->'''Dean:''' Side effects of Herpexia include permanent erectile dysfunction, thoughts of suicide, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and nausea.]]
44	-->-- ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "Changing Channels"
45
46	->''Warranty covers extra protection for bones only. The following side effects are not covered: relative vulnerability of other body tissues; inability of muscles to move and support metal-laden bones; inability of the metal-laden bones to produce red blood cells, leading to susceptibility to disease and death; deafness due to metal-laden ear bones; adamantium poisoning.''
47	-->-- Advertisement for adamantium steel endoskeleton on ''Villain Source''.
48
49	->'''Pharmacist:''' This medication does have some side-effects.\
50	'''Customer:''' What kind of side-effects?\
51	'''Pharmacist:''' Well...\
52	'''Boyz II Men:''' You're gonna have dizziness, nausea, and sweaty eyelids./And in severe cases, chronic flatulence.
53	-->-- Advertising/{{Geico}} commercial
54
55	->''Warning: Side effects may include itching, burning, oozing, weeping. Not intended for heart patients and those with nervous disorders. To make the effects of this potion permanent, the drinker must retain his true love's kiss by midnight.''
56	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Shrek2''
57
58	->''"High blood pressure got you down? Ask your doctor if Zortafrinex is right for you. In clinical trials, Zortafrinex has proven to lower blood pressure.\
59	Ask your doctor before taking Zortafrinex. Women, pregnant women, and most men should not take Zortafrinex. Known side-effects include dry mouth, upset stomach, mild death, blindness, massive heart attack, difficulty breathing, and rectal fungus. Almost all men who took Zortafrinex experienced a severe loss in sexual performance. This is normal.\
60	Please stop taking Zortafrinex immediately if you feel mild discomfort on or in testicles as this can be a sign of a rare, extremely unpleasant side-effect known as Total Scrotal Implosion. If Total Scrotal Implosion should occur, call your doctor right away. If you cannot move or talk due to the debilitating pain of Total Scrotal Implosion, please have a loved one call your doctor. There is no cure for Total Scrotal Implosion.\
61	Zortafrinex: always the right choice."''
62	-->--''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks'', "Mr. Medicinal"
63
64	->''"Do you sometimes feel irritable, restless, uneasy, sad, normal, or just plain not high? Maybe it's time to try crack! Crack may cause shivers, night terrors, gay for pay, heart palpitations, homicidal paranoia, or the sensation that you're on fire. Peeing blood and seeing your friends' faces as talking skeletons are possible side effects of crack. People who use crack may experience 5-7 years in prison where brutal raping may occur. If you experience one or more of these side effects, consult your dealer. You may need more crack."''
65	-->--''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', "A Jones for a Smith"
66
67	->''"Side effects may include hostages."''
68	-->--'''PCP Blurb''', ''Series/FrankieBoylesTramadolNights''
69
70	->''"Mildly poisonous. May result in nausea, headache, fever, fatigue, chest pains, paralysis, loss of bone density, moodiness, feral rage, sauciness, dilly-dallying, strokes of brilliance, and untimely doom."''
71	-->--'''Louie's Notes''' on the Clover, ''VideoGame/Pikmin2''

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