Line #45 Quotes/ShirtlessScene


1	->"When you speak of this -- and I know you will -- could I be shirtless? I think it would be more impressive if I was shirtless."
2	-->-- '''Dr. Cox''', ''{{Series/Scrubs}}''
3
4	->''"Holy shit! Why aren't you wearing a shirt?!"''
5	-->-- '''Danny''', ''WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy''
6
7	->'''Crow:''' He has a severe allergy to shirts!
8	->'''Mike:''' I'm not shirtless enough, I'm gonna take off my skin.
9	->'''Tom:''' This is serial shirtlessness!
10	-->-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', watching ''Film/TrackOfTheMoonBeast''
11
12	->''"Also, James has no shirt. This is important. I mean, just for life in general."''
13	-->-- ''Literature/Twilight2005'' [[http://community.livejournal.com/m15m/19551.html in fifteen minutes]]
14
15	->''"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuYD2cwMbpw Ahh, Mr. Soderbergh. Today's scene I think it'd be a good opportunity for me to take my shirt off.]]"''
16	-->-- '''Matt Damon''' {{lampshading}} Matthew Mc Conaughey's serial shirtlessness.
17
18	->''"I'll get that arrow, pretty boy. And I'll do it with my shirt '''on'''."''
19	-->-- '''Yao''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}''
20
21	->''"Doesn't he own a shirt?"''
22	-->-- '''Edward Cullen''' on Jacob
23
24	->''"Please, all men with hot bodies, burn your shirts. Thanks."''
25	-->-- '''Rebecca Rose'''
26
27	->''"Kirk is a manwhore whose shirt has an aversion to its intended purpose."''
28	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick'''
29
30	->''I have watched this video about three times now. I don't know what happened in it, all I know is that Evan has been shirtless for damn near 9 minutes.''
31	->''I REGRET NOTHING''
32	-->-- Youtube comment on ''WebVideo/EverymanHYBRID'', "Outside Help"
33
34	->'''Liara:''' You were dead!
35	->'''Shepard:''' I came back.
36	->'''Liara:''' Yes, you came back! And now you're more interested in seeing Jacob with his shirt off!
37	-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'', "Lair of the Shadow Broker" (no, they're not talking about ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} that]]'' Jacob)
38
39	->''"I have to admit, I'm glad it worked out this way. I was going to bleed Andrew, [[FemaleGaze but you look better with your shirt off.]]"''
40	-->-- '''The First Evil''' to '''Spike''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
41
42	->''My shirtless scene [[BlatantLies is completely relevant to the storyline.]]''
43	-->-- '''Creator/ChrisHemsworth''' on ''Film/ThorTheDarkWorld''
44
45	->''You'll take my heart if I take off my shirt''
46	-->-- '''Ben Lee''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22IWlkmo7Sk Shirtless]]"
47
48	->''My favorite way to see a guy is in a faded pair of Levis - the straight leg ones with no shirt and no shoes. With wet hair. That is my ultimate fantasy look. I love it. It's hot.''
49	-->-- '''Lynne Austin''', Miss July 1986, ''Magazine/{{Playboy}}''
50
51	->''"They've shortened their breath, burned their skin, and somehow lost their shirts; I'd consider this a successful match."''
52	-->-- '''Koto''', from ''Manga/YuYuHakusho''.
53
54	->''"I grew up in a time when morality held sway, thank you wry much. Back then, on hot day like yesterday, a girl wouldn't need to watch these dirty things on television in order to be exposed -- '''IN A HEALTHY RELIGIOUS WAY''' -- to members of the opposite sex. All she had to do was go outside and there they were in all their shirtless wonder."''
55
56	->''"I can still picture it: lithe, muscular boys in their late teens frolicking in the majesty of their budding manhood; perspiration highlighting their well-toned pecs; their sweat-soaked shirts accenting their tight, beautiful asses and vibrant genitalia."''
57	-->-- '''Rosacea M. Swayne''', ''[[http://carbolicsmoke.com/2010/07/09/religious-woman-where-have-all-the-shirtless-young-men-gone/#.VJJEUivF9JI Religious woman: Where Have All The Shirtless Young Men Gone?]]''
58
59	->'''Steve Uyehara''' Were there no shirts around? What's going on with that?
60	->'''Ramsey Wharton''' Who needs shirts?
61	-->-- ''Hawaii News Now'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOr5q8boXUk On the radar - Spartan Race this Saturday]]"
62
63	->''"Whoa, look over here\
64	We got a cute little ol' runner to the right\
65	Blue shorts, no shirt\
66	Whoo! Youre lookin' good darlin'\
67	That''s right, stay in shape"''
68	-->-- '''K.T. Oslin''', "Younger Men"
69
70	->''"[[EatingTheEyeCandy I thoroughly enjoy seeing]] [[MaleFrontalNudity a beautifully proportioned nude male]]. So did Creator/{{Michelangelo\|Buonarroti}} and [[Creator/AugusteRodin Rodin]]. But if the [[FatSlob male is blubbery]], he should [[FanDisservice keep his beer barrel to himself and not be a portly polluter]]."''
71	-->-- '''June Lockhart'''
72
73	->''"I think [[MaleFrontalNudity male nudity]] is wonderful."''
74	-->-- '''Sandra Dee'''
75
76	->'''Oswin:''' Pop your shirt off, quick as you like.\
77	'''Rory:''' Why?\
78	'''Oswin:''' Does there have to be a reason?
79	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Asylum of the Daleks"
80
81	->'''Danny Noonan:''' Guess I'm a little overdressed.
82	->'''Lacey Underall:''' Depends on what's underneath.
83	-->-- ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}''
84
85	->'''Krillin''': (''to Vegeta'') Why did you take off your shirt?
86	-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
87
88	->''[[https://youtu.be/AB13n49voyg Off with his shirt!]]''\
89	'''Yeah!'''\
90	'''Till the dawn''\
91	''Dig that [[CarpetOfVirility lush pectoral lawn]]''\
92	''Drink in those lats and traps and delts''\
93	''And after that who knows what else?''\
94	''So save some room boys for dessert''\
95	''Oh, off with his shirt!''
96	-->-- '''[[Music/KylieMinogue The Queen]] of [[WhereEverybodyKnowsYourFlame The Enchanted Forest]]''', ''Series/{{Galavant}}''
97
98	->'''Kris:''' Hi. Listen I'm a singer and I was wondering if...\
99	'''Jade Allen:''' Sorry honey, no girl singers.\
100	'''Bob Sorenson:''' Will you listen to her? We really need the work.\
101	'''Jade:''' You're her accompanist?\
102	'''Bob:''' Yeah. Sort of.\
103	'''Jade:''' Oh, I might have a spot for you. What's your name?\
104	'''Bob:''' Bob Sorenson.\
105	'''Jade:''' Sounds nice. Has a certain ring to it. Take your shirt off.\
106	'''Bob:''' Take my shirt off?\
107	'''Jade:''' Yeah. I want to see the merchandise.
108	-->-- ''Series/CharliesAngels'', "Toni's Boys"
109
110	->''"To me the coolest thing about having a boyfriend is that you can [[EatingTheEyeCandy just stare at his naked body]] and not have to look away out of politeness. [[FemaleGaze I find the male form so fascinating.]]"''
111	-->-- '''Dana Delany'''
112
113	->'''Annie:''' You're gonna change your shirt?\
114	'''Jeff:''' Not if it's working!\
115	'''Annie:''' ...it's not working.\
116	''[Jeff takes off his shirt right in front of her]''\
117	'''Random girl''': [[EatingTheEyeCandy I'll have what she's having]].\
118	'''Annie''': [[HypocriticalHumor Hey, grow up, lady!]]\
119	'''Britta''': ''[walking up]'' Annie!\
120	'''Annie''': [[NotWhatItLooksLike His shirt wasn't working!]]
121	-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}''
122
123	->''"Don't you have a cowl or something you could put on?"''
124	-->-- '''Rey''' to Kylo Ren, ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/TheLastJedi''
125
126	->'''Katy:''' ...what happened to your shirt?\
127	'''Shang-Chi:''' ''[shrugs]''
128	-->-- ''Film/ShangChiAndTheLegendOfTheTenRings''
129
130	->'''[[Anime/SmilePrecure Majorina]]''': Why do you always put the vinegar on the top she- WHOA, I did not need to see you shirtless!\
131	'''Joker''': Then get out! It's a bathroom, why would you ever enter an occupied bathroom without knocking?!
132	-->-- ''Fanfic/GlitterForceIntoTheGlitterverse''

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