| 1 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 2 | |
| 3 | [[folder:Anime & Manga]] |
| 4 | ->'''Joy:''' They say when two people fight, they really care about each other!\ |
| 5 | '''Ash/Misty:''' Me care about ''her/him?'' Hmph! |
| 6 | -->-- ''Anime/PokemonTheOriginalSeries'' |
| 7 | |
| 8 | ->'''Inuyasha:''' Don't ever consider laying a hand on Kagome again!\ |
| 9 | '''Kagome:''' Inuyasha...\ |
| 10 | '''Miroku:''' Oh, I beg your pardon. I thought you no more than a companion, but apparently you are in love with Kagome. My, this is awkward.\ |
| 11 | '''Inuyasha:''' Y-You've got it all wrong! S-She's just a... jewel detector! |
| 12 | -->-- ''Manga/{{Inuyasha}}'' |
| 13 | |
| 14 | ->'''Hughes:''' Is [Winry] your girlfriend?\ |
| 15 | '''Ed:''' ''She's my [[WrenchWench mechanic]]!!!''\ |
| 16 | '''Hughes:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint So you hooked up with your mechanic? Not bad.]] |
| 17 | -->-- ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' |
| 18 | |
| 19 | ->'''Wizard Boy:''' [[BuxomBeautyStandard Who're]] [[MsFanservice you]]? His wife?\ |
| 20 | '''Cow Girl:''' [[PatientChildhoodLoveInterest Sure am]]!\ |
| 21 | '''Goblin Slayer:''' No, she's not. |
| 22 | -->-- ''Literature/GoblinSlayer'' |
| 23 | |
| 24 | ->'''Juju:''' Don't get all weird about it [her sharing her phone number with Gojo]; it's so we can talk outfits.\ |
| 25 | '''Kitagawa:''' Huh? Get weird about what?\ |
| 26 | '''Sajuna:''' You know, this whole thing. I'm not trying to steal your boyfriend.\ |
| 27 | ''(Kitagawa looks confused, while Gojo takes a bit to digest what she said. Then suddenly...)''\ |
| 28 | '''Gojo:''' '''''WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!'' I'm not her boyfriend and she's not my girlfriend! I've never had a girlfriend in my entire life!'''\ |
| 29 | ''(Cut to Gojo walking awkwardly out of the room, still flustered...)''\ |
| 30 | '''Gojo:''' She's just a friend friend... friend friend friend... friend friend friend friend...\ |
| 31 | '''Sajuna:''' ''(complete with random sweatdrops)'' So yeah... I guess I was wrong. Sorry, bro...\ |
| 32 | '''Gojo:''' All good... [[Main/MadnessMantra Friendfriendfriendfriendfriend...]]\ |
| 33 | ''(Sajuna then looks at Kitagawa, who is sporting a comedic, shit-eating grin...)''\ |
| 34 | '''Kitagawa:''' Aww... You don't have a girlfriend, Gojo? That's so sad...\ |
| 35 | '''Sajuna:''' ''(Thinking, annoyed)'' Is she making fun of him? I guess she's an annoying bitch, after all..\ |
| 36 | |
| 37 | -->-- ''Manga/MyDressUpDarling'', Episode 6 |
| 38 | [[/folder]] |
| 39 | |
| 40 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 41 | ->'''Asuka:''' And you're not looking forward to getting to see your [[InsultOfEndearment stupid fish's]] face again? He ''is'' your boyfriend, after all.\ |
| 42 | '''Rei:''' Asuka! He is not my boyfriend!\ |
| 43 | '''Asuka:''' (''rolling her eyes'') Boy, those reflexes you learned off me are a bitch. |
| 44 | -->-- ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'' |
| 45 | |
| 46 | ->'''Kaji:''' ''(in front of Asuka)'' And why not talk about the future, Asuka? Or should I say [[MrsHypothetical Ikari Asuka Langley]]?\ |
| 47 | ''Asuka turns a vivid shade of red while Shinji tries to hide himself under the table.''\ |
| 48 | '''Asuka:''' Kaji-san, please understand that there's nothing between me and stupid Shinji, okay?\ |
| 49 | ''Everyone is grinning and staring at them, not really convinced by Asuka's words.'' |
| 50 | -->-- ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'', chapter 4 |
| 51 | |
| 52 | ->'''Ching:''' No, I didn’t peek in the window and see you making out with your boyfriend\ |
| 53 | '''Asuka:''' He is not my boyfriend! I mean... we haven’t talked about it… I don’t know. |
| 54 | -->-- ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''[[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/a-crown-of-stars-nge-ou.11766/page-8#post-2468725 chapter 30]]'' |
| 55 | |
| 56 | ->'''Jeanne Alter:''' Mash, take your girlfriend downstairs and feed her before she passes out!\ |
| 57 | '''Mash:''' (''blushing'') G-g-g-g-g-girl-?!\ |
| 58 | '''Jeanne Alter:''' Less denying, more feeding! |
| 59 | -->-- ''Webcomic/FateGamersOnly'' |
| 60 | |
| 61 | ->'''Matsuda:''' So it's true! You and Rias ''are'' dating!\ |
| 62 | '''Makoto:''' No, Matsuda. I'm a member of the Occult Research Club now. Me and Rias are discussing, [[HesitationEqualsDishonesty uh... Occult... Research...]]\ |
| 63 | '''Motohama:''' Of course you are... Have fun with that [[ImaginedInnuendo "Occult Research"]] of your's! |
| 64 | -->-- ''Fanfic/MarriageOfHeavenAndHell'', [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13520893/3/Marriage-of-Heaven-and-Hell Chapter 3]] |
| 65 | |
| 66 | ->'''Lilly''': You're not ''just'' [[VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo Hanako]]'s publicist, are you [[OriginalCharacter Sho]]?\ |
| 67 | '''Hanako''': (''Oh lord, not this again. I'd expect it from Akira, but Lilly, too?'') Come on, Lilly, Akira gave us enough of a hard time in the car.\ |
| 68 | '''Lilly''': I'd imagine so.\ |
| 69 | '''Hanako''': Okay, he's also a friend. (''pauses and comes to a realization'') Actually, he's the best friend I've got back home. |
| 70 | -->-- ''Fanfic/{{Reconciliation}}'' |
| 71 | |
| 72 | ->'''Yuffie''': You know, if we wrap up early, there might be time for you two to go on your date.\ |
| 73 | '''Ventus/Naminé''' It's not a date. [''Both turn to Yuffie and blink in surprise at the other's response.'']\ |
| 74 | '''Ventus''': It's just us having some fun together.\ |
| 75 | '''Naminé''' Besides, didn't you say you were joking yesterday?\ |
| 76 | '''Yuffie''' [''grinning''] Well, yeah. But if I get reactions like that, maybe I should call it a date. |
| 77 | -->--''Fanfic/RunawayWind'' |
| 78 | |
| 79 | ->'''[[spoiler:Donald]]''': Hey Webby? How about you go find your girlfriend? I'm sure she wants to fill you in on their epic battles with F.O.W.L.\ |
| 80 | '''Webby:''' Lena isn't my girlfriend!\ |
| 81 | '''[[spoiler:Donald]]''': [[INeverSaidItWasPoison I didn't say Lena.]]\ |
| 82 | '''Webby:''' Daaad!\ |
| 83 | '''[[spoiler:Donald]]''': Hey, what kind of dad would I be if I didn't tease you about your first crush now and then?\ |
| 84 | '''Webby:''' [[BlatantLies I don't have a crush on Lena]], we're just friends and sisters in arms.\ |
| 85 | '''[[spoiler:Donald]]''': But do you want it to stay that way? I've seen the way you look at her, it's the same way I used to look at Kay after all. |
| 86 | -->-- ''Fanfic/TheSecretBiographyOfDonaldDuck'' |
| 87 | |
| 88 | ->'''Jiraiya:''' She's a Hyuga? Not bad, kid.\ |
| 89 | '''Naruto:''' She's not my girlfriend. She's my teammate. |
| 90 | -->-- ''Fanfic/Team8'' |
| 91 | |
| 92 | ->'''Daddy Dearest''': One of your mom's guys was driving by to get his guitar fixed when he saw you and the little man over there hangin' out at Rpagio's like a couple of lovebirds. |
| 93 | ->'''Cherry''': It's not- we didn't- ''WE'RE NOT LOVEBIRDS!'' We're just ''friends!'' We met at Rpagio's and we liked each other's music, so we started hanging out together! ''Right?'' |
| 94 | ->'''Keith''': ''(nods weakly)'' |
| 95 | -->-- ''Fanfic/TwoIdiots'' |
| 96 | |
| 97 | ->Someone must have picked up on the other side of the line Jade had dialed. "Shelly, Scott's here to see Katy. Can I send him up? He brought a..." -- Jade winked at her and Jean decided right there she was going to like this woman -- "... a female friend with him today. Can I send her up too? Yes, it appears Slim, does indeed have a girlfriend. Some of the older girls around here are going to be heart-broken."\ |
| 98 | "She is not my girlfriend," Scott protested loudly, blushing a little, "She's a close friend, I go to school with."\ |
| 99 | Jade covered the mouthpiece of the telephone and replied, "Shelly said she heard that and you are protesting way too much for her not to be your girlfriend. 'Bout time you got yourself a life." Scott groaned and blushed a little redder. Jade chuckled at that display and took her hand off the mouthpiece. "I'll send them both right up." She hung up the phone, gave Jean a wide grin and offered a hand. "Hi, I'm Jade and regardless of what Shelly might tell you later, I run this nut house."\ |
| 100 | "Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Jean," she responded, shaking the older woman's hand. "Otherwise known as 'not-Scott's-girlfriend.'" That response pulled another groan from Scott. |
| 101 | -->-- ''Fanfic/XMenTheEarlyYears'' |
| 102 | [[/folder]] |
| 103 | |
| 104 | [[folder:Film -- Live-Action]] |
| 105 | ->'''Lucius Fox:''' (''after Selina rescues them'') I like your girlfriend, Mr. Wayne.\ |
| 106 | '''Selina Kyle/Catwoman:''' He should be so lucky. |
| 107 | -->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises'' |
| 108 | |
| 109 | ->'''Scowler:''' Patchi's got a girlfriend!\ |
| 110 | '''Patchi:''' She's not my girlfriend!\ |
| 111 | '''Alex:''' [[NotHelpingYourCase Eh, you might be crushing a little.]]\ |
| 112 | '''Patchi:''' Hey, whose side are you on, Alex?\ |
| 113 | '''Alex:''' My side. |
| 114 | -->-- ''Film/WalkingWithDinosaurs 3D'' |
| 115 | |
| 116 | ->'''Soldier:''' ''(sneering)'' That's sweet. What is he, your boyfriend? ''(soldiers all laugh)''\ |
| 117 | '''Yusuf:''' You're a child, an infant. Your mocking is thus infantile--he's not my boyfriend. This man is more to me than you can dream. He's the moon when I'm lost in darkness, and warmth when I shiver in cold and his kiss still thrills me [[EternalLove even after a millennium]]. His heart overflows with a kindness of which this world is not worthy. I love this man beyond measure and reason. He's not my 'boyfriend'. ''(looks at Nicolo)'' He's all, and he's more. |
| 118 | -->-- ''Film/TheOldGuard'' |
| 119 | [[/folder]] |
| 120 | |
| 121 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 122 | ->'''Mara:''' You wanted to know about Lando and me. Right?\ |
| 123 | '''Luke:''' That's all right. It's really none of my business.\ |
| 124 | '''Mara:''' I'm making it your business. What was between Lando and me was… absolutely nothing.\ |
| 125 | '''Luke:''' What do you mean?\ |
| 126 | '''Mara:''' I mean just what I said: ''absolutely nothing''.\ |
| 127 | …\ |
| 128 | '''Luke:''' You could have told me.\ |
| 129 | '''Mara:''' You could have ''asked'' me. |
| 130 | -->-- ''Franchise/StarWars: [[Literature/HandOfThrawn Vision of the Future]]'' |
| 131 | |
| 132 | ->Varg let out a coughing, snarling laugh. "Ferocious, your mate."\ |
| 133 | Tavi blinked, then said, "She is not my mate."\ |
| 134 | At the same time, Kitai said, "He is not my mate."\ |
| 135 | Tavi glanced at Kitai, cheeks flushing, while she favored him with a [[{{Tsundere}} acidic look]].\ |
| 136 | [[EveryoneCanSeeIt Varg barked another laugh.]] |
| 137 | -->-- ''Literature/CodexAlera'', ''Academ's Fury'' |
| 138 | |
| 139 | [[/folder]] |
| 140 | |
| 141 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 142 | ->'''Michael Westen:''' She was ''never'' my girlfriend.\ |
| 143 | '''Sam Axe:''' Whatever, Mike. |
| 144 | -->-- ''Series/BurnNotice'', "Trust Me" |
| 145 | |
| 146 | ->'''Walter:''' Oh, by the way, [[ActionGirl your girlfriend is amazing!]]\ |
| 147 | '''Reese:''' Sameen? Not my girlfriend.\ |
| 148 | '''Walter:''' ''W-WHY NOT?!!'' |
| 149 | -->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Pretenders" |
| 150 | |
| 151 | ->'''Joey:''' Hey, have you seen Monica?\ |
| 152 | '''Chandler:''' I'm not seeing Monica!\ |
| 153 | '''Joey:''' What?\ |
| 154 | '''Chandler:''' What? |
| 155 | -->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'' |
| 156 | |
| 157 | -> '''Blah Blah:''' Robin, how did you and Barney meet?\ |
| 158 | '''Robin:''' Oh no. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. Barney and I are not together. No, no.\ |
| 159 | '''Barney:''' Really? Sixteen 'no's? |
| 160 | -->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' |
| 161 | |
| 162 | ->''"You see, Judge Stone and I are sharing quarters. I mean we only share quarters here. I mean, we, we, we don't share quarters in a conjugal sense. I mean, I want to make it perfectly clear that we have never, ever had sex."'' |
| 163 | -->-- '''Christine''', ''Series/NightCourt'' |
| 164 | |
| 165 | ->'''Canton Delaware:''' So what's going on here?\ |
| 166 | '''The Doctor:''' Ah... nothing; she's just a friend.\ |
| 167 | '''Rory:''' I think he's talking about the possible alien incursion? |
| 168 | -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'' |
| 169 | |
| 170 | ->''"[[RunningGag She is a girl. She is my friend.]] SheIsNotMyGirlfriend."'' |
| 171 | -->-- '''Sheldon Cooper''', about Amy Farrah-Fowler, ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' [[spoiler:(before they become an OfficialCouple)]] |
| 172 | |
| 173 | ->"Oh, I'm not his wife! I just live with him, run his life and raise his kids!" (''{{beat}}, [[IResembleThatRemark frowns]]'') |
| 174 | -->-- '''Fran Fine''', ''Series/TheNanny'', to one of Maxwell Sheffield's clients. |
| 175 | [[/folder]] |
| 176 | |
| 177 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 178 | ->'''Aerith:''' Is Tifa like... your girlfriend?\ |
| 179 | '''Cloud:''' No.\ |
| 180 | '''Aerith:''' But she's someone special.\ |
| 181 | '''Cloud:''' It's not like that. More like... I don't know how to explain... |
| 182 | -->-- ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIIRemake'' |
| 183 | |
| 184 | ->'''Count Nouvellune:''' Is this the young lass the friend you mentioned who always reads the latest comic pages? Or perhaps your girlfriend?\ |
| 185 | '''Vanilla:''' G-Girl- What?!\ |
| 186 | '''Malt ([[KarmaMeter Empathy]] dialogue option):''' Not my girlfriend. She's just a friend.\ |
| 187 | '''Count Nouvellune:''' My, my, forgive the presumption. |
| 188 | -->-- ''VideoGame/FugaMelodiesOfSteel2'' |
| 189 | |
| 190 | ->'''Raz:''' So hey, have you seen any other humans around here? I'm looking for a girl called Lili.\ |
| 191 | '''Resistance Lungfish:''' The government archives might have some information on your young girlfriend, Goggalor.\ |
| 192 | '''Raz:''' Heh, I don't know if she's really my girlfriend, I mean---I think she..\ |
| 193 | '''Resistance Lungfish:''' I only meant that she is your friend who is a girl, Goggalor. |
| 194 | -->-- ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'' |
| 195 | |
| 196 | ->'''Kung Lao:''' I hope your girlfriend [Kitana] is worth Lord Raiden's anger, Liu Kang.\ |
| 197 | '''Liu Kang:''' Notice that I am ignoring you. |
| 198 | -->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat9'' |
| 199 | [[/folder]] |
| 200 | |
| 201 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 202 | ->Ugh, [[YouMonster you are such a depraved monster]]. (''beat'') Insinuating that she's my girlfriend, I mean. |
| 203 | -->-- '''Shadehawk''', ''Webcomic/AntiheroForHire'' |
| 204 | |
| 205 | ->'''Wren''': Even if familial bonds and mates are important, even for Asu-\ |
| 206 | '''Arthur:''' What, what? "''Mate''"? Tess isn't a mate.\ |
| 207 | '''Wren:''' Oh? From what Windsom told me and judging by your reaction, I was sure that her importance to you went beyond mere infatuation. You two haven't yet engaged in carnal intimacy?\ |
| 208 | '''Arthur:''' Carnal intima-No! I haven't engaged in... |
| 209 | -->--''Literature/TheBeginningAfterTheEnd'' |
| 210 | [[/folder]] |
| 211 | |
| 212 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 213 | ->'''Star:''' So now, Marco and I can barely make eye contact because of Ruberiot's dumb song! I mean, Marco actually thinks ''I'' have a crush on him! ''(forced laughter)''\ |
| 214 | '''Pony Head:''' Yeah, but like...don't you though?\ |
| 215 | '''Star:''' ''(stammering)'' Wh- No! Maybe ''once''.\ |
| 216 | '''[[LoonyFan StarFan13]]:''' ''[[ShipperOnDeck (gasps)]]''\ |
| 217 | '''Star:''' But I don't anymore!\ |
| 218 | '''[=StarFan13=]:''' Aww.\ |
| 219 | '''Star:''' I just think he's kinda cute! I think ''lots'' of things are cute.\ |
| 220 | '''Janna:''' Star. It's okay. We believe you. |
| 221 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil'', "Starcrushed" |
| 222 | |
| 223 | ->'''Shego:''' Where's Possible?\ |
| 224 | '''Ron:''' SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!\ |
| 225 | '''Shego:''' Whoah, whoah, whoah! Never said she was. ''(smirks)''\ |
| 226 | '''Ron:''' ''(uncomfortable)'' Oooooh... sss-awkwaaard... |
| 227 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'', "Overdue" |
| 228 | |
| 229 | ->'''Warmonga:''' She is the blue impostor's battle mate.\ |
| 230 | '''Shego:''' Whoa, time out! Yeah, the two teens are a thing, but there is ''nothing'' going on with me and Dr. D!\ |
| 231 | '''Kim:''' Nothing?\ |
| 232 | '''Shego:''' ''Nothing!''\ |
| 233 | '''Warmonga:''' Then why were you so threatened by my arrival?\ |
| 234 | '''Shego:''' I dunno--maybe 'cause you're ''nine feet tall''!\ |
| 235 | '''Warhok:''' Denial. It's more than just a river on the planet which we now control.\ |
| 236 | ''(Drakken and Ron zoom past with an out-of-control jetpack)''\ |
| 237 | '''Shego:''' Come on, we'd better help.\ |
| 238 | '''Kim:''' See? You do care!\ |
| 239 | '''Shego:''' Ugh! |
| 240 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'', "Graduation" |
| 241 | |
| 242 | ->'''Sokka:''' Get in. We're gonna go save your boyfriend.\ |
| 243 | '''Katara:''' [Aang]'s not my...\ |
| 244 | '''Sokka:''' Whatever! |
| 245 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' |
| 246 | |
| 247 | ->'''June:''' I see you managed to patch things up with [[FanPreferredCouple your girlfriend]].\ |
| 248 | '''Zuko:''' What!?\ |
| 249 | '''Katara:''' No!\ |
| 250 | '''Zuko:''' She is not my girlfriend!\ |
| 251 | '''Katara:''' ''(simultaneously)'' [[ShipSinking I am not his girlfriend!]] |
| 252 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' |
| 253 | |
| 254 | ->'''Anakin Skywalker:''' I'll take care of this, Obi-Wan. You, go find your girlfriend. ''(runs off)''\ |
| 255 | '''Obi-Wan Kenobi:''' [[DelayedReaction Yes, right... No! Anakin! She's not my...]] |
| 256 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'', "Voyage of Temptation" |
| 257 | |
| 258 | ->'''Bolin:''' So, you see, we're together...\ |
| 259 | '''Korra:''' Well, not together-together, more like friends.\ |
| 260 | '''Bolin:''' Right, right, ''friends''... no, I didn't mean to imply that...\ |
| 261 | '''Korra:''' Oh, you implied it. |
| 262 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'', "[[Recap/TheLegendOfKorraS1E2ALeafInTheWind A Leaf In The Wind]]" |
| 263 | |
| 264 | ->'''Steve Trevor:''' ''(about Superman)'' Your boyfriend's got a lot of nerve!\ |
| 265 | '''Wonder Woman:''' He is not my boyfriend! ...And yes, he does. |
| 266 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueGodsAndMonsters'' |
| 267 | |
| 268 | ->'''Robin:''' SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!\ |
| 269 | '''Starfire:''' ...I am not your friend?\ |
| 270 | '''Robin:''' Uh...\ |
| 271 | '''Starfire:''' I am not a girl?\ |
| 272 | [...]\ |
| 273 | '''Robin:''' I don't think you understand. On our planet, "girlfriend" means...\ |
| 274 | '''Starfire:''' A female with whom you have a pleasant and special association, including the sharing of enjoyable recreation and occasionally the buying of bountiful floral arrangements.\ |
| 275 | '''Robin:''' Okay, maybe you do understand. |
| 276 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Teen Titans|2003}}'' |
| 277 | |
| 278 | ->'''Danny:''' She's not my girlfriend!\ |
| 279 | '''Sam:''' I'm not his girlfriend! |
| 280 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' |
| 281 | |
| 282 | ->'''Panini:''' Oh, hi, Chowder~...\ |
| 283 | '''Chowder: ''I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!''''' |
| 284 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'', [[RunningGag Multiple episodes]] |
| 285 | [[/folder]] |
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