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4->Up there is the [[FemmeFatale crazy bitch]] who’s been [[TheChessmaster pullin’ the string this whole time]], and next to her is your ol' [[UnwantedRevival re-revived]] [[CyberneticsEatYourSoul robo-pal]] who [[YouKilledMyFather don’t like your ass neither]]. On top of all that, we’ve been following some freak of nature YOU think’s your daddy... that’s it, you an idiot, and THIS is as far as I go.
5-->-- '''Ninja Ninja''', ''Anime/AfroSamurai: Resurrection''
6
7->'''Worton''': This has been interesting, but it's time for me to say farewell.\
8'''Betadron''': What? Where are you going?\
9'''Worton''': This is one fight I don't think we can win. I don't relish the idea of an eternity in the Doom Dimension, but's it's preferrable to being blown to smithereens..
10-->-- ''Anime/BakuganBattleBrawlers''
11
12-> Guys, this is way worse than I thought. If there was ever a time to run for the hills, this is it!
13-->-- '''Master Roshi''', ''Anime/DragonBallZResurrectionF''
14
15->'''Smokey''': Y-You probably killed monsters all the time. You know what to do, right, [=JoJo=]?\
16'''Joseph''': Sure, of course I do!\
17'''Smokey''': Great! I knew you would.\
18'''Joseph''': Yep, I have a secret weapon for situations such as this.\
19'''Smokey''': A secret weapon? Really? What kind of weapon?\
20'''Joseph''': Why, isn't it obvious? Look at his legs, Smokey. I basically blew them into smithereens. And they still haven't fully healed yet. ''That's'' our ticket there.\
21'''Smokey''': What do ''his'' legs have to do with ''your'' weapon?\
22'''Joseph''': ''My'' legs are in great shape.\
23'''Smokey''': So what are you gonna do then?\
24'''Joseph''': RUN AS FAST AS I CAN! MAKE WAY! Out of the way!\
25'''Smokey''': This guy's insane!
26-->-- ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency''
27
28->'''Joseph''': I've got a plan.\
29'''Speedwagon''': Did I hear you right, [=JoJo=]?\
30'''Joseph''': [Hands Lisa Lisa to Speedwagon] Hold her. [To the others] One last all-or-nothing gambit!\
31'''Stroheim''': All-or-nothing gambit, you say?\
32'''Joseph''': Yeah, it's my final move.\
33'''Stroheim''': What does it involve?\
34'''Smokey''': Uh, [=JoJo=]? When you say final move, you're not referring to ''that'' final move, are you?\
35'''Joseph''': Listen up! This is something you're going to have to do for yourself.\
36'''Stroheim''': Just tell me what to do and I'll follow your lead, [=JoJo=]!\
37'''Joseph''': [Chuckles to himself, and grabs the Stone of Aja] RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!\
38'''Smokey''': AWW MAN! I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO DO THAT!
39-->-- ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency''
40
41-> '''Sonic''': ...[[FullFrontalAssault He's naked.]] And he's definitely no angel. [[SickAndWrong Nor is he human.]] Nor do I want to watch. ''I'm out.''
42-> '''Puri-Puri Prisoner:''' No one has ever seen my Angel Mode and lived to tell about it.
43-> '''Sonic:''' ''All the more reason to leave.''
44-->-- ''Webcomic/OnePunchMan''
45
46-> ''We just found the former shogun but the current shogun is [[GratuitousEnglish FLY AWAY]]. [[GratuitousEnglish BUTTERFLY AWAY]] to Sanzu River. At this rate, together with him we'll also [[GratuitousEnglish BUTTERFLY AWAY]]. Before that... [[GratuitousEnglish RUN AWAAAAYYYYY!!]]
47-->-- '''Gintoki Sakata''', ''Manga/{{Gintama}}''
48
49->'''Inuyama''': [While he and Jin are alone and naked in a hot bath] Do you know why fireflies glow like that? It's a form of communication. Signals sent by the males and females to attract one another. However, they say that every once in a while, [[HoYay a male will try to attract another male]].
50->[''[[{{Beat}} painfully long silence as the two stare at each other]]'']
51->'''Jin''': [Standing up to leave] Well, time to go.
52-->-- ''Anime/SamuraiChamploo''
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54
55[[folder:Comic Books]]
56->Welp, I'm out. That's my limit of crazy for today!
57-->-- '''Ice King''', ''Comicbook/AdventureTime''
58
59->'''[[{{Mooks}} Current:]]''' No, ''you'' listen, dammit. You didn't say it'd be [[ComicBook/BlackCanary the Canary]] ''and'' [[Franchise/{{Batman}} the Bat]], Calculator!\
60'''[[TheChessmaster Calculator:]]''' Are you kidding? Aren't you supposed to be badass?\
61'''Current:''' Look, [[NewSuperpower I just got this]] [[ShockAndAwe electric gear]]. I ain't fighting ''those'' two. I'm ''out''.
62-->-- ''ComicBook/BirdsOfPrey'', Volume 2, Issue #8
63
64->You want to go in alone, Catwoman? You do you. I'm '''out'''.
65-->-- '''Nightwing''', ''ComicBook/GothamCityGarage''
66
67->''"I'll be leaving now. You feel free to stay."''
68-->-- '''Rockhoof''', ''ComicBook/MyLittlePonyLegendsOfMagic'', [[Recap/MyLittlePonyLegendsOfMagicIssue2 Issue #2]]
69
70->Just far away. Far from the Jedi, from this war, from Count Dooku. Just fly as far away as you can.
71-->-- '''Asajj Ventress''' tells her pilot droid where to take her, ''[[Franchise/StarWarsLegends Star Wars: Obsession]]''
72
73->'''Selena:''' Well. This fight is certainly going in a direction. I think I will, too.\
74'''Magog:''' Selena! You can't just desert me! We're in this, coward!\
75'''Selena:''' Read the fine print, Magog. I didn't sign up for werewolves. Have fun.
76-->-- ''ComicBook/SupergirlRebirth''
77
78->''"That's it. I'm gone."''
79-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''ComicBook/DayOfTheDollmaker''
80
81->'''First Crook:''' "I don't care! When the S.C.T.F. hired me to design this trap for your elaborate hoax... There was nothing in the contract that said I had to take the fall, too-- if the operation went sour!"\
82'''Second Crook:''' "Desertin' us--?! Why, you dirty--"
83-->-- ''ComicBook/TheStrangeRevengeOfLenaLuthor''
84[[/folder]]
85
86[[folder:Fan Works]]
87->"Mr. Vladislav," shouted one of the [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer vampires]], "I'm gone!" He shifted into bat-form, tried to get away. Vladislav snapped his fingers. Two others, gifted with form-shifting, turned into bats, [[ResignationsNotAccepted went after him, grabbed him, dragged him back to the gangboss]].\
88With terrible efficiency, Vladislav tore the offending bat to pieces with his bare hands.
89-->--''Fanfic/TheVampireOfSteel''
90
91->''"You know what! I'm getting rid of all pretense! Today's a shitty day! And I'm out! I'm just fucking out!"''
92-->-- '''Priestess''', ''Fanfic/MyHeroesReborn''
93
94->Formora inhaled shakily and pushed away from the wall. She was going to run, she decided. At the first moment available she was going to run and never look back. Run until her legs gave out and then maybe some more if she could siphon strength from the surrounding life--because this, ''this'', was pure ''madness''.
95-->-- ''Fanfic/NoStarsInSight''
96
97->"Master Zabuza, what should we do?"\
98Zabuza shivered. That was the unmistakeable feeling of Youkai, on the edge of perception.\
99"We are leaving, as soon as possible."\
100Abruptly the feeling got about two hundred times stronger.\
101"In fact, sooner. I need you to carry me to somewhere outside the country."
102-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7183151/1/Vulpine Vulpine]]''
103
104->''"Gidel, you remember how I said that at some point, we might have to just take all the money and cheese it? This is it, Gidel. This is the '''big cheese it'''."''
105-->-- '''Fellow Honest''', [[https://egophiliac.tumblr.com/post/734944700316925952/this-started-as-a-reply-to-someone-a-million this]] ''VideoGame/TwistedWonderland'' fan comic
106[[/folder]]
107
108[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
109->You're on your own, sir. This can only end in tears.
110-->-- '''Bartok the Bat''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}''
111
112->'''Mr. Everglot:''' Fetch my musket!\
113'''Emil:''' Fetch your own musket — I'm off!
114-->--''WesternAnimation/CorpseBride''
115
116->'''Manny:''' Sid must be down there.\
117'''Crash:''' Well, he's dead.\
118'''Eddie:''' Real shame.\
119'''Crash:''' He will be missed.
120-->-- ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeDawnOfTheDinosaurs''
121
122->'''Aquaman:''' The laws of Superman will not be the laws of Atlantis.\
123'''Captain Atom:''' And certainly the Pentagon won’t approve of a rogue Superman.\
124'''Plastic Man:''' Um… Question. How will you punish people when they break whatever rules Superman comes up with? I mean, I was a criminal. I needed second, third and fourth chances before turning my life around. So, what’s the deal there?\
125'''Wonder Woman:''' Obviously, the punishment would fit the crime.\
126'''Aquaman:''' And you and Superman decide these punishments? I believe my time with the Justice League is over.
127-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Injustice2021''
128
129->'''Mansley:''' You mean we're all going...?\
130'''General:''' To ''die'', Mansley. For our country.\
131'''Mansley:''' [[DirtyCoward Screw our country! I WANNA LIVE!]]
132-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIronGiant''
133
134->'''Shifu:''' It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung, it is his! (''points to where Po used to be'') Where did he go?
135->(''scene cuts to Po running away screaming in terror'')
136-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda1''
137
138->[[HistoricalInJoke A house divided against itself]]... would be better than this!
139-->-- '''UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln''' just before flying away in his rocket chair, ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie''
140
141->''"All right. Here's the plan. In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those... one of those longboats... and then, we... row back to Spain like there's no mañana!"''
142-->--'''Tulio''', ''WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado''
143
144->'''Tulio''': All in favor of getting back in the boat, say aye.\
145'''Miguel''': Aye!
146-->--''WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado''
147
148->'''Tulio''': Look, change of plans. We have to grab what we can and go.\
149'''Miguel''': What? Why?\
150'''Tulio''': Because the HighPriest is NUTS!
151-->--''WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado''
152
153->''"Just for the record, I quit."''
154-->-- '''[[ComicBook/SpiderPunk Hobie "Spider-Punk" Brown]]''' bailing on [[ComicBook/SpiderMan2099 Miguel O'Hara]]'s Spider-Society, ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse''
155
156->'''Raphael:''' Alright! Well, ah, you know, we gave it a shot! Uh, back to the sewers, I got pizza night for dinner and, uh--
157->'''Leonardo:''' Really?!
158->'''Donatello:''' We can't stop [[{{Kaiju}} that thing]]! We couldn't stop him ''before'' he became that thing!
159->'''Leonardo:''' What, so we just go home?
160->'''Michaelangelo:''' I bet the army will be here soon.
161-->--''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesMutantMayhem''
162
163->We are gonna die... '''I'm outta here!'''
164-->--'''Woody''', ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory1''
165
166->'''Judy Hopps''': I'm not leaving. This is a crime scene.\
167'''Nick Wilde''': Well, it's gonna be an even bigger crime scene if Mr. Big finds me here, so we're leaving right now!
168-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}''
169[[/folder]]
170
171[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
172->'''Chick:''' You didn't even hang up the phone!\
173'''Wilbur:''' Let him hang up the phone!\
174'''Chick:''' Who?\
175'''Wilbur:''' Dracula! Dracula and the monster live here!
176-->-- ''Film/AbbottAndCostelloMeetFrankenstein''
177
178->"Human get sick. Ape get smart. Then human kill ape. BUT NOT ME! I run!"
179-->-- '''Bad Ape''', ''Film/WarForThePlanetOfTheApes''
180
181->I didn't sign up for [[OneSidedBattle this]] [[WouldBeRudeToSayGenocide shit]]!
182-->-- '''Trudy''', ''{{Film/Avatar}}''
183
184->"Alright, lads. I'm not dying for these bastards! Let's go home."
185-->-- '''Unnamed foot soldier''' in ''Film/{{Braveheart}}''
186
187->My God. I've heard a rant like this before... You sound like the Morning Star... You sound like [[{{Satan}} Lucifer]], man! You've fucking lost it! You are not talking about going {{h|eaven}}ome, Bartleby, you are talking fucking war on God! Well fuck that! I've seen what happens to the proud when they try to take on the throne... I'm going back to Wisconsin.
188-->-- '''Loki''', ''Film/{{Dogma}}''
189
190->Bitch! There is a GHOST in the house! I'm out!
191-->-- '''Malcolm''', ''Film/AHauntedHouse''
192
193->Look man, I don't even ''like'' this job, these people are ''weird''.
194--> Alternatively:
195-> Honestly, I hate working here, they are ''so weird.''
196-->-- Ponytail {{Mook|s}} while removing the clip from his gun, ''Film/IronMan3''
197
198->''"I have to get off this planet!"''
199-->--'''Loki''' on seeing '''Hulk''', ''Film/ThorRagnarok''
200
201->I've had enough! I'm going to bed! (''stones crash into his home'') [[SubvertedTrope Oh, get out of my house!]]
202-->-- A goblin loyal to [[BigBad Jareth]], ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}''
203
204->'''Kylo Ren''': ''[walks in to find [[TheHeroine Rey]] having escaped captivity; [[TranquilFury quietly circles around the chamber]]]'' [[LittleNo No...]] ''[[LittleNo no]]!'' ''[turns on lightsaber and [[VillainousBreakdown begins hacking at the confinements in sheer rage]]]'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS]]!'''''\
205'''Two Stormtroopers''': ''[walking outside of the cell; stops upon hearing Kylo Ren smashing up the place]''\
206'''Kylo Ren''': ''[still throwing a temper tantrum]'' '''''[[NoIndoorVoice GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS]]!'''''\
207'''Two Stormtroopers''': ''[[[NoJustNoReaction Just as quickly turn the other way and walk out]]]''
208-->-- ''Film/TheForceAwakens''
209
210->'''Butch:''' AnyLastWords\
211'''Alfalfa:''' Yeah, uh... see ya!
212-->-- ''Film/TheLittleRascals''
213
214->A man possessed of extraordinary combative skills arrived in our tranquil hamlet this past evening and proceeded to decimate a substantial portion of the working criminal population. Myself? I am buying a ticket out of town. This is a courtesy call to provide information and say, "Adios, motherfuckers!" (''slams receiver'')
215-->-- '''Wendell''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHwvpKc30ds to his boss]], '''Film/{{Traxx}}'''
216
217->''"Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving."''
218-->--'''Reverend Johnson''', ''Film/BlazingSaddles''
219
220->'''Sam''': Let's get outta here.\
221'''Rick Blaine''': No Sam, I'm waiting for a lady.\
222'''Sam''': Please boss, let's go. Ain't nothing but trouble for you here.
223-->--''Film/{{Casablanca}}''
224
225->''"I say that we abandon this ship! We get the shuttle and just get the hell out of here! We take our chances and... just hope that somebody will pick us up!"''
226-->--'''Lambert''', ''Film/{{Alien}}''
227
228->'''Screwball''': I vote we run like hell.\
229'''Brown Tom''': I second the motion.
230-->--''Film/Legend1985''
231
232->''"I think I have a plan. Why don't we throw a bomb the way we want to go and then when it goes off, we run like goddamn bastards! Pardon my French."''
233-->--'''Rhonda [=LeBeck=]''', ''Film/{{Tremors}}''
234
235->'''Burt''': She's out cold. What are going to do now?\
236'''Vicky''': Send her a get-well card from Seattle. Let's get the hell out of here!
237-->--''Film/ChildrenOfTheCorn1984''
238
239->''"I think we ought to get out of here. We ought to take my bike and blow this town. It's getting a little thick around here, don't you think?"''
240-->--'''Brian Flagg''', ''Film/TheBlob1988''
241
242->''"Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away, away\
243When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled\
244Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out\
245Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat\
246A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin!"''
247-->--A '''minstrel''' on '''Sir Robin''', ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''
248
249->'''King Arthur:''' RUN AWAY!\
250'''Knights:''' RUNNING AWAY!
251-->-- ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''
252
253->''"If you were sensitive at all, the air would crackle in your ears like wax paper. Things are in flux. The auras are bad. Me, I'm going to Florida."''
254-->--'''Hypolite''', ''Film/CastADeadlySpell''
255
256->''"I don't care what you all think, my daddy was a preacher, and I know better than to be in here fooling with this stuff. This is a house of the dead, and I'm getting out now before it's too late."''
257-->--'''Rodger''', ''Film/NightOfTheDemons1988''
258
259->''"Hey, I'm not wasting any more time fighting these shit-heads. See you guys in Hell!"''
260-->--'''Ripper''', ''Film/{{Demons}}''
261
262-> "When you gotta go, you gotta go."
263-->-- [[TallDarkAndSnarky Ian Malcom]] seeing [[AmoralAttorney Donald Gennaro]] flee into an outhouse, ''Film/JurassicPark''
264
265->''"We're leaving."''
266-->-- '''Cpt. Miller''''s response to an ApocalypticLog, ''Film/EventHorizon''
267[[/folder]]
268
269[[folder:Literature]]
270->By God the Enlightener of Intelligence, if the Sahibs in India could breed sons who lived so that their houses might be established, I would almost fling my sword at the Viceroy's feet, saying: "Let us here fight for a kingdom together, thine and mine, disregarding the babble across the water. Write a letter to England, saying that we love them, but would [[DefectorFromDecadence depart from their camps and make all clean under a new crown]]." But the Sahibs die out at the third generation in our land, and it may be that I dream dreams. Yet not altogether.
271-->-- '''Shafiz Ullah Khan''', ''One View of the Question'' by Creator/RudyardKipling (1890)
272
273->''"There is no need to give our reasons, though\
274Gawd knows we all 'ad reasons which were fair;\
275But other people might not judge 'em so--\
276And now it doesn't matter what they were."''
277-->-- Deserters of [[UsefulNotes/TheSecondBoerWar the Boer War]], [[http://www.kipling.org.uk/poems_wilfulmissing.htm "Wilful-Missing"]] by Creator/RudyardKipling (1903)
278
279->I'm too old for this superhero stuff. You're on your own, kid!
280-->-- '''The Galloping Gazelle''', ''Literature/{{Goosebumps}}: Literature/AttackOfTheMutant''
281
282->"You must feed us, or we shall die!" they cried, holding and clutching and slipping, while the silent scared earwigs and little spiders twisted between their legs. "Think of the Hive, traitors! The Holy Hive!"\
283"You should have thought before!" cried the sound bees, "Stay and [[KillItWithFire see the dawn of your New Day]]."
284-->-- ''The Mother Hive'' by Creator/RudyardKipling (1908)
285
286->Bugger that. Bugger him. Bugger you.
287-->-- '''Sandor Clegane''', ''Literature/AStormOfSwords''
288
289->Of the thirty-six schemes, a tactical retreat would be the wisest course of action.
290-->-- ''UsefulNotes/TheThirtySixStratagems''
291
292->I met the whore's rat dog as we were both heading for the back door. He looked at me, I looked at him. If it'd been a conversation, it probably woulda gone like, "What about your master?" "What about yours?" "Fuck 'em."
293-->-- '''T. Sean Collins''', ''Literature/WorldWarZ''
294
295->This plan almost worked, as you saw. But when I saw Anne-Marie with [[ThisIsMyBoomstick the bang-stick]] pointed at me, I thought to myself, '[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck this]], I have a wife and children in Iceland, I don't need to pry any more bang-stick rocks out of my body or even perhaps die just to make everything perfect for Magnus'.
296-->-- '''Thord''', ''Literature/TheRiseAndFallOfDODO''
297
298->“Stanley!”\
299“Yes, Aunt Julia?” quavered Ukridge.\
300“Come here. I wish to speak to you.”\
301“Yes, Aunt Julia.”\
302I sidled out into the road. Inside the cottage the yapping of the Pekingese had become quite hysterical. I found myself trotting, and then—though it was a warm day—running quite rapidly. I could have stayed if I had wanted to, but somehow I did not want to. Something seemed to tell me that on this holy domestic scene I should be an intruder.\
303What it was that gave me that impression I do not know—probably vision, or the big, broad, flexible outlook.
304-->-- '''Corky Corcoran''', "[[Literature/{{Ukridge}} Ukridge's Dog College]]"
305
306->'''Cassie:''' <I'm never doing that again.>
307->'''Rachel:''' <Yeah, it was not a smart fight. But hey, we won.>
308->'''Cassie:''' <No. [[HeroicBSOD I mean I am never doing that again]]. Never. I quit. I quit this stupid war. [[WhamLine I quit the Animorphs]].>
309-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #19: The Departure''
310
311->''FEAR stands for fuck everything and run''.
312-->-- '''Creator/StephenKing''', ''Literature/DoctorSleep''
313
314->'''Bob:''' Oh ''hell'' no!\
315'''Harry Dresden:''' Bob. We're going to bind a Titan.\
316'''Bob:''' Fuck ''that''! I'm going to Utah! Stuff like this ''never'' happens in Utah!
317-->--''Literature/BattleGround'', ([[SubvertedTrope Bob changes his mind]]).
318
319-> '''Perturabo:''' Send a signal to all of our forces, full withdrawal. Bring our fleet into dock and begin to embark. We will move to the system edge and translate. This is immediate.\
320'''Forrix:''' Lord...\
321'''Perturabo:''' It is over. [[BigBad Horus]] has given this battle to sorcerers and beasts. The war of Legions is over. Mortarion comes here to take this place. He and [[DemonOfHumanOrigin what he has become]] is what this war is now. He comes at the will of Horus to be the agent of what will happen.\
322'''Forrix:''' But he did not order our withdrawal.\
323'''Perturabo:''' I order it. It is my will. There is no victory here, just creatures and parasites pulling down a dying beast. It is gone. The Legion war is dead. The chance is gone. The cause is gone... We will not bleed for this. We will not break the circle of our iron for this.
324-->--''Literature/HorusHeresy: Mortis''
325[[/folder]]
326
327[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
328->Fighting is not the only option! Whatever happened to running away? It's a Berkowitz family tradition. So many of our Heroes were cowards. Aeneas ran away from Troy and founded Rome! The Pilgrims fled England, and all they did was start a little country called America! Shaggy and Scooby always run away from the Bad Guys. But then, they solved the damned crime! The only reason you know about a dead hero is because a live coward was there to tell his story!!!
329-->-- ''Series/OneDayAtATime2017''
330
331->I'm not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm ''not going!''
332-->-- '''Avon''', ''Series/BlakesSeven'', "Horizon"
333
334->''"Black Death?! Millions dead?! You know, I'm fed up with all this dying! I quit!"''
335-->--- '''The Grim Reaper''', ''Series/HorribleHistories''
336
337->'''Gina Aloise''': Excuse me, chef? I have something to say.\
338'''Gordon Ramsay''': Please, Gina.\
339'''Gina Aloise''': Unfortunately, I am not going to be staying here for this challenge. I'm going to be leaving.\
340'''Gordon Ramsay''': You happy to throw the towel in so quickly?\
341'''Gina Aloise''': I have some personal issues; unfortunately, I have to.\
342'''Gordon Ramsay''': I'm not going to stop you. Please go back up to the dorms, pack your stuff, and [[EliminationCatchphrase leave Hell's Kitchen]].
343-->-- ''Series/HellsKitchen''
344
345->'''Tarrant:''' Orac, in sixteen minutes this base will be destroyed and you with it. Is there anything logically more important than trying to stop that happening?
346->'''Orac:''' Yes. The most logical course of action is to transport me to safety with all due urgency!
347-->-- ''Series/BlakesSeven'', "Power"
348
349->'''Faith:''' New Watcher?\
350'''Buffy and Giles:''' New Watcher.\
351'''Faith:''' Screw that! (''walks out'')\
352'''Buffy:''' Now why didn't I just say that?
353-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
354
355->I don't have to take this! I'm going home!
356-->-- '''Steve Urkel''', ''Series/FamilyMatters''
357
358->Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.
359-->-- '''Sandor Clegane''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''
360
361->Y'know, the more times she storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.
362-->-- '''[[DisabledSnarker Artie Abrams]]''' watching Rachel Berry leave again, ''Series/{{Glee}}''
363
364->And with that, I quit.
365-->-- '''Creator/KenanThompson''''s character, ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'''s [[https://youtu.be/EQZ08WagLIc Locker Room Sketch]]
366
367->"I'm going home! I don't know about you."
368-->-- '''Chuck Woolery''', ''Series/{{Scrabble}}''
369
370->"[[VillainExitStageLeft Exit stage Crowley.]]"
371-->-- '''Crowley''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "The Man Who Knew Too Much"
372
373->'''Mulder:''' You call ''me'' afraid? Look at you, sitting here alone in the dark like a fossil.\
374'''Cigarette-Smoking Man:''' (''smiles, shrugs'') It's the final refuge! The last place to hide from those who are insidiously taking power now.
375-->-- ''Series/TheXFiles'', "The Truth"
376
377->I can't help people... that [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech can't help themselves]] and [[CantTakeCriticism cannot, ever, take one ounce of criticism]]. And if you're not willing to change, [[TranquilFury I'm not gonna butt heads, argue, scream, whatever you want to say, but this is not normal]]. And it's not normal for a restaurant to [[HighTurnoverRate go through that many staff]], it's not normal for a kitchen that small to have 65 items on the menu, and it's not normal for the level of animosity you've built inside this restaurant and outside. You have the right to run the business the way you want to run the business; I have the right to do the right thing, and the right thing for me is to get out of here.
378-->--'''Gordon Ramsay''', to '''Amy and Samy Bouzaglo''', ''Series/KitchenNightmares'', "[[Recap/KitchenNightmaresS6E15AmysBakingCompany Amy's Baking Company]]"
379
380->Y'all Harlem niggas off the hook. I'm going back to Hell's Kitchen [[TemptingFate where it's safe]].
381-->-- '''Turk Barrett''', ''Series/LukeCage2016''.[[note]][[Recap/Daredevil2015S2E13AColdDayInHellsKitchen Yeah, about that...]][[/note]]
382
383->'''Guardian of Forever:''' [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong Time has resumed its shape.]] All is as it was before. Many such journeys are possible. Let me be your gateway.
384->'''Uhura:''' Captain, the Enterprise is up there. They're asking if we want to beam up.
385->'''Kirk:''' Let's get the hell out of here.
386-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', "The City on the Edge of Forever"
387
388->'''Quark:''' You don't understand. It's over!
389->'''Odo:''' What are you talking about?
390->'''Quark:''' Everything: Bajor, the Provisional Government, being here; all of it! We gotta leave! Well I do anyway; you can just [[ShapeShifter turn into a couch]]."
391-->-- '''Quark''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "The Circle"
392
393->''"That's it! This is too much for me! I'm outta here! It's the deep freeze for me until this blows over!"''
394-->-- '''Gluto''' before freezing himself, ''Series/PowerRangersTimeForce'' "The End of Time Part 3"
395
396->'''Control:''' Don't call me. I'm going to Bermuda.\
397'''[=McCall=]:''' You bloody hate Bermuda!\
398'''Control:''' I bloody hate this.
399-->-- ''Series/TheEqualizer'', "Counterfire"
400
401->''"I must depart."''
402-->-- '''Wong''', ''Series/SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw''
403
404->'''Buggy:''' Hey, so, um... ''[[FlippingTheBird (Gives two middle fingers to Zoro and Sanji)]]'' I'm gonna get out of here.\
405'''Zoro:''' Hey!\
406'''Buggy:''' Sorry, kiddos. I'd love to make things right, but it’s time to exit stage left.
407-->-- ''Series/OnePiece2023''
408[[/folder]]
409
410[[folder:Music]]
411->Today's the day it gets better\
412This much I know\
413I'm gone, I'm getting out\
414And all you suckers can watch me go\
415And I don't know where I'm going yet\
416But it's somewhere quite a ways from here, I'll bet.
417-->-- '''Music/JonathanCoulton''', "So Far So Good"
418
419->Well... Thanks to the lame-ass security, I'm going home!
420-->-- '''[[Music/GunsNRoses Axl Rose]]''', after failing to apprehend the camera filming a concert performance
421
422->''I'm saying now what I said before''\
423''I'm leaving''\
424''Front door''
425-->-- '''Rob Swift''', [[BreakupSong "I'm Leaving"]]
426
427->You enter a very dark room
428->And sitting there in the gloom
429->Is Dracula - so how do you say "goodbye?"
430->'''''[[OhCrap IMMEDIATELY! IMMEDIATELY! IMMEDIATE-L-Y!]]''''' Bye-bye!
431-->-- '''Music/TomLehrer''', "L-Y"
432
433->''A gang of [[Franchise/StarTrek Klingons]] landed, and nobody seemed to care\
434They stomped into the nearest bar to announce that they were there\
435Half our crew was busy inside, and invited them to play\
436But the Klingons only looked at us, and turned and ran away!''
437-->-- '''Leslie Fish''', ''Music/BannedFromArgo''
438
439->''Fuck this shit, I'm out (Mmm-mmm)\
440Fuck this shit, I'm out (No thanks)\
441Don't mind me\
442I'mma just grab my stuff and leave\
443'Scuse me, please\
444\
445Fuck this shit, I'm out (Nope)\
446Fuck this shit, I'm out (Alright then)\
447I don't know what the fuck just happened\
448But I don't really care\
449I'mma get the fuck up outta here\
450Fuck this shit, I'm out''
451-->-- '''The Theme Song''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wO5TnYaJ4o Fuck This Shit I'm Out]]"
452
453->''Please tell my commander, I’m not dying for his pride\
454His vision’s far too narrow and this desert’s far too wide.''
455-->-- '''Chasca''', "So Long, Crassus"
456[[/folder]]
457
458[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
459->'''Calvin:''' Let's find some slugs and worms.\
460'''Hobbes:''' Why do we want to find slugs and worms?\
461'''Calvin:''' Because they're gross.\
462'''Hobbes:''' That's why one ''avoids'' slugs and worms.\
463'''Calvin:''' If we avoid them, we can't dare each other to eat one.\
464'''Hobbes:''' ''(turns around)'' Toodle-oo.\
465'''Calvin:''' What's the matter with you?! Don't you like ''fun''?!
466-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
467
468->'''Calvin:''' This is awful! If we step out of line ''once'' tonight, Rosalyn will kill us, and then mom and dad will kill us again when they get home.\
469'''Hobbes:''' I guess that's that.\
470'''Calvin:''' What?! Admit defeat? ''Never''! Things may look grim for ''us'', but ''nothing'' is grim for... ''(Calvin rushes into his closet and puts on his superhero outfit)'' '''''Stupendous Man'''''! Champion of liberty! Foe of tyranny!\
471'''Hobbes:''' I'm going to get in bed now and avoid the rush.
472-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
473
474->'''Calvin:''' ''(sawing a snowman's head)'' While ''I'm'' doing this brain surgery, ''you'' can make a donor and do a heart transplant!
475->'''Susie:''' ''(walking away)'' Forget it, Calvin. I'm not playing with you any more.
476-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
477[[/folder]]
478
479[[folder:Theatre]]
480->''"Famous Indian Proverb: when in doubt... RUN!!"''
481-->-- '''Tiger Lily''', ''Theatre/{{Peter Pan|1954}}''
482
483->''"I denounce these proceedings, I quit this court!"''
484-->-- '''Reverend Hale''', ''Theatre/TheCrucible''
485
486->'''Alexandra''': It won't make any difference. And there isn't anything to talk about. I am going away from you. Because I want to. Because I know Papa would want me to.\
487'''Regina''' ''(puzzled, careful, polite)'': You ''know'' your papa wanted you to go away from me?\
488'''Alexandra''': Yes.\
489'''Regina''' ''(softly)'': And if I say no?\
490'''Alexandra''' ''(looks at her)'': Say it Mama, say it. And see what happens.
491-->-- ''Theatre/TheLittleFoxes''
492[[/folder]]
493
494[[folder:Video Games]]
495->Future prossspectsss not good with [[BigBad Missstresss Grunty]]. No chance of promotion... No daysss off... No pay... Klungo go find easssy desssk job, maybe make ssstupid gamesss...
496-->-- '''Klungo''', ''[[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie Banjo-Tooie]]''
497
498->Your odds are poor, and I don't take poor clients.
499-->-- '''[[ProfessionalKiller Khint]] as he leaves a losing battle''', ''VideoGame/BravelyDefault''
500
501->''"Breaking off attack. They've got too much going for them."''
502-->-- '''Male pirate pilot''', ''VideoGame/{{Freelancer}}''
503
504->It's not happening, brother. I can't be associated with [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever that travesty]]. I mean, [[EveryoneHasStandards I got standards]], for fuck's sake!
505-->-- '''Henry Cooldown''', ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes2DesperateStruggle''
506
507->Talk about low budget flights, no food or movies... I'm outta here! I like running better.
508-->-- '''Sonic''', ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2''
509
510->"I'm Outta Here!"
511-->-- '''Sonic''', ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehogCD''
512
513->Ness! Now, I... well... It's going to seem like I'm running away... But perhaps I'll just sneak off to another era to think about my next plan.
514-->--'''[[spoiler:Porky Minch]]''', ''VideoGame/Earthbound1994''
515
516->''"As they say—sometimes the best offense...is running for your life!"''
517-->-- '''Marie''', ''VideoGame/Splatoon1''
518
519->''"I'm escaping to the '''one''' place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism...({{beat}})...'''SPACE!'''''"
520-->-- '''Anatoly Cherdenko''', ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerRedAlert3''
521
522-> Yikes! Man, dealing with two demigod-class Berserkers at once is rough. Especially when they don't even care whether they get injured or not! Hmm. Yeah, I don't like my chances against them. Better get while the getting's good.
523-->-- '''Achilles''', ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder''
524
525->"On second thought. I think I'm going to move very far away and become a baker. Yes, now, doesn't that sound splendid? I agree! Yes, I'll be on my way now."
526-->--'''A VideoGame/PokemonRejuvenation Mook''' decides to defy YouHaveFailedMe after you defeat her in Kugearen City.
527
528->'''Ash''': Who the hell are these dudes?!
529->'''Snow:''' I don't wanna find out
530->'''Vermin''': I say we take off
531-->--''[[VideoGame/TheWarriors The Warriors Video Game]]''
532
533->'''Cookie''': No! I don't, I don't want to play this game anymore Binjpipe! What did you do?!
534->'''Binjpipe:''' Oh Cookie, we've done so very much, and we plan to do much, much more.
535->'''Cookie''': Oh my god. I thought you were just collecting a little user data. Kind of shady but not scary.
536->'''Binjpipe''': Everything is data Cookie. Everyone is content.
537->'''Cookie''': "Everyone is content"? What? Screw this. That's it. I'm done. I'm done with this game, okay?
538-->-- ''[[VideoGame/YouDontKnowJack You Don't Know Jack: Full Stream]]'' from ''[[VideoGame/TheJackboxPartyPack The Jackbox Party Pack 5]]''
539
540->Summoned Patches
541->(not even ten seconds later)
542->[[LovableCoward Patches]] has returned to his world.
543-->--''VideoGame/EldenRing'', during the fight with [[OneManArmy General]] [[LightningBruiser Radahn]]
544
545->''"Well - In case you ain't heard, things have gone [[FromBadToWorse from "bad" to "totally screwed"]]! Our [[PlayerCharacter new Overboss]] [[DefectorFromDecadence turned on us]], and has been [[ThePurge wiping out raiders left and right]]! The rest of you wanna try and fight him/her, go right ahead. As for me, I'm getting the hell outta here! Consider this your official notice that Raider Radio is off the damn air - FOR! EVER!"''
546-->--'''[=RedEye=]''', ''VideoGame/Fallout4: Nuka-World''
547[[/folder]]
548
549[[folder:Web Animation]]
550->'''Captain America:''' What? Really? You're here too?\
551'''Deadpool:''' What, did you think you were the only one with a magical time-travel wrist-band thingy? That is adorable. That is so you. Plus, didn't you hear about the Fox-Disney merger? We're all gonna be one big happy family soon. ''Like brothers.''\
552'''Captain America:''' Ugh, that's it. I'm done. Here's your stupid death stone, I'm going back to my girlfriend!\
553'''Deadpool:''' That's right! You really should. Go to her! Go to her, you sexy man! Go to her and never look back!
554-->-- WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vjs_0CoRs4 How Captain America Should Have Returned The Stones]]"
555
556->As the frustrated Chinese zookeeper said to the last male Panda: "Fuck that!"
557-->-- '''Yahtzee''', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' review of ''VideoGame/HaloWars''
558
559->'''Thomas Muller:''' For sale, Kingsley Coman! He's asked for double the wages, ''and'' the number 10 shirt! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And he never laughs at my hilarious jokes]], so it's time to shift him! Do I hear 30 million? ''[beat]'' 30 million?\
560'''Jurgen Klopp:''' Sold!\
561'''Thomas Muller:''' Yeah!\
562'''Jurgen Klopp:''' ...but can we pay you in weekly installments until 2056?\
563'''Thomas Muller:''' Um...\
564'''Kingsley Coman:''' I saw what they did to Thiago! ''[runs out of the merchant booth]'' [[SuddenlyShouting I SAW WHAT THEY DID TO THIAGO!]]\
565'''Jurgen Klopp:''' ...damn. Uh, can I interest you in Bobby Firmino?\
566'''Thomas Muller:''' [[TakeThat Leave the jokes to me, Jurgen! Ahahahah!]]
567-->-- WebAnimation/The442oons[=/=][=OneFootball=], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq-MMg8AQxc "EURO 2020 Transfer Market Player Clearout Special!"]]
568
569->'''Advisor:''' Your Majesty? It seems the thousands of men we sent to arrest Napoleon have all joined his side.\
570'''King Louis XVIII:''' ...Well, I'm off to Belgium. If you ever need a king again, be sure to let me know. ''(speeds off in a Porsche)''
571-->--''The Napoleonic Wars - WebAnimation/OverSimplified (Part 2)''
572
573->'''Akamatsu''': T-Tokusa?!\
574'''Tachibana''': What happened?!\
575'''Tokusa''': I'm running away...!\
576'''Kuroki''': What?\
577'''Akamatsu''': Hey, hold on! At least tell us what happened!\
578'''Tokusa''': No! Even speaking of it is repulsive!\
579'''Tachibana''': Hey, come on! What the hell happened to you?!\
580'''Tokusa''': Please... I promise I'll tell you guys once things have calmed down... so right now, just let me GOOOOOO!!
581-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HRBoWfJKIU Tokusa quitting his job]] on ''WebAnimation/EtraChanSawIt''
582[[/folder]]
583
584[[folder:Webcomics]]
585->THAT DOES IT, I'M OUTTA HERE\
586I HOPE YOU ALL DIE OF GENITAL NECROSIS
587-->-- '''Yelling Bird''', ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''
588
589->'''[[TheDon Vash]]:''' Go on! Rip their limbs off!\
590'''[[PsychoForHire Kill Boss]]:''' ...This is your problem, you little ''puke.'' I ain't being paid enough for ''this shit.'' ''[Walks away]'' [[GracefulLoser Good fight.]]\
591'''Vash:''' I, uh... ah-- [[ThisIsGonnaSuck oh.]]
592-->-- ''Webcomic/KillSixBillionDemons''
593
594->'''Laurin:''' You're wasting everyone's time! I can [[WizardDuel counter any spell you have left]], so why not just save yourself the pain and--\
595'''Vaarsuvius:''' I have in excess of [[VancianMagic twenty-five spells remaining]]. Not counting cantrips.\
596''[BeatPanel]''\
597''[Laurin teleports away]''
598-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0935.html "Caster Fight"]]
599
600->''Confronted with their theft, the three companions used a plan older than civilization. That was the day Bob learned frightened sqids can move surprisingly fast.''
601-->-- '''Sam Starfall''' telling a sqid legend, ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''
602
603-> [[blue:> John: Be the imp]]
604->You be the imp and quickly abscond the fuck outta there!!!
605->This is what weaker adversaries do whenever things get too hot to handle, which is frequently.
606-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', Act 2
607[[/folder]]
608
609[[folder:Web Original]]
610
611->I'm feeling myself grow callous here. I didn't even look up when my assistant told me that a kobold raiding force showed up on the outskirts of our settlement. Sadly, I was even less surprised when they immediately left.\
612Come on guys, we have a nice settlement, why didn't you stick around? [[{{Mordor}} Was it the ashen wasteland?]] [[CorpseLand The bloodstained gates?]] [[DrivenToMadness Was it the screams of madmen]] [[EvilSmellsBad or the stench of death?]] [[MadArtist We've got awful nice engravings of some fucking cheese here]], come the fuck on in!
613-->-- '''Cross Quantum''', LetsPlay ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress: Blog/{{Boatmurdered}}''
614
615->'''[[DrillSergeantNasty Commando:]]''' Well, look who's back! Good job, men! Looks like you're not so useless after all!\
616'''Rifleman 1:''' My men got wounded and need a medic.\
617'''Commando:''' Whatever.\
618'''Bazookaman''' ''What?!'' Wait, wait. ''Wait'' a second. What do you mean with ''"my men?"'' [[TemptingFate Nobody selected you as leader!]] ''Nobody!''\
619'''Rifleman 1:''' (''[[KickTheDog shoots Bazookaman]]'')\
620'''Commando:''' ''Ha!'' That's my boy! Come, we've got some important things to discuss.\
621'''Rifleman 2:''' What the...?! [[InvokedTrope Screw this! I'm out!]] (''{{Beat}}'') This job sucks. Fuck you all... I'm going back to [=McDonald's=]. (''walks off screen'')
622-->-- ''[[VideoGame/CommandAndConquerTiberianSeries Command & Conquer]]: [[http://killerratte.deviantart.com/art/Command-and-Conquer-TE-60317318 Tiberium Ecstasy]]''
623
624->Crushed and broken beneath an unconscious naked child. Yep, I think I'm done here.
625-->-- '''Vegeta''' after Oozaru Gohan lands on him, ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
626
627->'''Ranma:''' Screw this, I'm getting out of here!\
628'''Akane:''' Good idea, I'll come with you.
629-->-- ''WebVideo/RanmaOneHalfTheAbridgedChronicles''
630
631->[[CatchPhrase Bye guys!]]
632-->-- '''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''' of ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys''
633
634->'''LetsPlay/{{Slowbeef}}:''' [[{{MST}} All right you ready to uh, watch this one?]]\
635'''Diabetus:''' Yeah, let's do it.\
636'''Slowbeef:''' Okay, in three... two... one... go.\
637'''LetsPlay/DeceasedCrab:''' [[IncomingHam I'M DECEASED CRAB AND LET'S PLAY JACKIE CHAN'S ACTION KUNG FU!]]\
638'''Diabetus:''' No, [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] this.\
639'''Slowbeef:''' [[AnythingButThat I can't; I'm sorry, no way.]]
640-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuBByxJ5iY "Let's Play This!"]]
641
642->'''Caddy''': Alright, then. Let's begin.
643->([[ItMakesSenseInContext A duck immediately knocks Bouncer The Paddle into the river]]).
644->'''Caddy''': I'm done.
645-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}}''', from his episode on the Platform/PlayStation version of ''VideoGame/{{Breakout}}''.
646
647->'''Player:''' I throw the book at [[{{TabletopGame/Exalted}} the Lunar]].\
648'''GM:''' It strikes her.\
649'''Player:''' I yell, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch "Your problem now, bitch!"]] and run away.
650-->-- [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?537535-necro-Weird-out-of-context-quotes-from-games/page8 "Weird Out-of-Context Quotes From Games]]
651
652->'''[[ApocalypticLog Varnak]]''': [[DespairEventHorizon We cannot live through this. Mankind... CANNOT LIVE THROUGH THIS.]] [[ZergRush In a single day, they have covered the surface of this planet with a flood of living blades and needle-fanged mouths!]] [[HydraProblem Kill one, and ten take its place!]] [[WeHaveReserves If they are truly without number...]] [[HordeOfAlienLocusts Then our race is DOOMED to a violent death before every shred of our civilization is scoured away by a force more voracious than the fires of HELL themselves!]] [[JustBeforeTheEnd DEATH! By the Machine God! DEATH IS HERE!]] (Recording ends)
653->'''Guardsman''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere No. Fuck this.]] [[DrivenToSuicide (shoots himself in the head)]]
654-->--[[https://youtu.be/o1cXYan0NQA BEHEMOTH]]
655
656->'''Jon Bailey:''' Look, I gotta get out of here, it's just not worth it. You guys don't have to pay me for this one, just call me back next week for [[Series/TheWalkingDead Walking Dead]]!
657->'''Hal Rudnick:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Uh...I don't think he's coming back...]]
658-->-- The ending for WebVideo/HonestTrailers' take on Film/AfterEarth
659
660->Man, fuck this shit, [[CallBack you're gonna]] [[GroinAttack kick me in the nuts]]! I'm off this motherfucker! Sheeeeit...fuck you!
661-->-- '''The Shredder''', '''WebVideo/MyWayEntertainment''''s GagDub of ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987''
662
663->Nope!
664-->-- '''Victor Vivisector''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1Dyqas6Sm8 Furry Superheroes are Super Gross]]
665
666->'''Jontron:''' ....no, I can't do it.\
667''[SmashCut to him at the door]''\
668'''Jontron:''' Alright, listen, I gotta leave, okay?\
669'''Cameraman:''' Jon, we just started, c'mon-\
670'''Jontron:''' Listen, listen, there's a lot to see in this life. ''I'm not wasting it here.''
671-->--''WebVideo/{{Jontron}}'', confronted with a particularly horrible ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' bootleg
672
673->'''[=NerdCubed=]''': ...Right, so I'm not actually in San Francisco, I'm in a [[BuffySpeak horror... place...]] where cups... [[ParanoiaFuel and presumably, anything...]] could actually secretly be [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes a spider]]. ({{Beat}}) ...Well, there's only one course of action for this!\
674''(SmashCut to his character curled up in a ball in the corner, rocking back and forth)''\
675'''[=NerdCubed=]''': [[MadnessMantra ...put him on a longboat 'til he's sober, put him on a longboat 'til he's sober, put him on a longboat 'til he's sober...]]
676-->--'''WebVideo/NerdCubed''', while playing ''Videogame/Prey2017''
677
678->'''Submitter''': So, let's be clear. There was suspicious activity on my card Saturday.\
679'''[[PointyHairedBoss Manager]]''': Right.\
680'''Submitter''': Rather than reach out to inform me and confirm the charges actually were fraud, you made the decision yourselves, froze my accounts, and cancelled the card while leaving me completely in the dark.\
681'''Manager''': Right.\
682'''Submitter''': However, you put the holds on only after confirming payment on the suspicious charges; meaning had they actually not been me, you would have allowed a fraudster to [[KarmaHoudini obtain those goods on my dime]].\
683'''Manager''': R-Right.\
684'''Submitter''': Then, when I wrote a check on Monday, it cleared with no trouble, despite the freeze on my account.\
685'''Manager''': (unable to respond, presumably realizing he's just lost a customer)\
686'''Submitter''': I'm going to need you to close my accounts. I no longer believe that my money is safe [[IncompetenceInc here]].
687-->-- ''Website/NotAlwaysWorking'', "[[https://notalwaysright.com/a-broad-definition-of-fraud/174298/ A Broad Definition Of Fraud]]"
688
689-> ''And that, ladies and gents, is the universal sound of "Time to go somewhere else."''
690-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIrUebor7us A commentator]] on Ravenous Demon ([[DropInNemesis Deviljho's]] theme)
691
692->'''George:''' I'm at the point where we call it quits, we euthanize the whole project- I'm done.\
693'''Diamondbolt:''' George, we are ''one'' video in.\
694''[...]''\
695'''George:''' I can't ''fuckin''' take it, I'm gonna commit a fuckin' crime-
696-->--[[https://youtu.be/3Anranh--ds "Watching Cursed 3AM Videos"]]
697
698->Screw you! I am gonna go play {{VideoGame/Minecraft}}!
699-->--'''[[RunningGag Various characters]]''', {{Creator/LazyPurple}}'s ''[[WebVideo/HowItFeelsToPlayTF2 How it FEELS to Play...]]'' series
700[[/folder]]
701
702[[folder:Western Animation]]
703->I like the people of Earth as much as the next bloke, but get real! We're out of here!
704-->-- '''Stinky Diver''', ''WesternAnimation/ActionLeagueNOW'', "Armageddon Outta Here"
705
706->'''King Koopa:''' I'd like to save you, Koopalings, but I uh, I uh, [[INeedToGoIronMyDog I just remembered something! I have an important tail styling appointment in another warp zone!]] Bye!\
707'''Cheatsy:''' Wait for us!\
708'''Kooky:''' We're Kooping out too!
709-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfSuperMarioBros3'', "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
710
711->I quit! I can't do this anymore!\
712I quit! Back to the pizza store!\
713I quit! This is now and that was then!\
714I quit! [[TemptingFate I'll never go inside a pyramid again!]]
715-->-- '''Tasha''', ''WesternAnimation/TheBackyardigans'', "Chichen-Itza Pizza"
716
717->[[BeingEvilSucks Waspinator sick of being evil! Sick of being Predacon!]] And Waspinator especially sick of ''[[TheyKilledKennyAgain getting blown to scrap all the time]]!!'' So, Waspinator '''''QUIT!'''''
718-->-- '''[[TheChewToy Waspinator]]''', ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars''
719
720->'''Baroness Von Bon Bon:''' My name is Baroness Von Bon Bon and today is your lucky day! You get to eat ''all'' the sweet treats you desire!\
721''({{beat}})''\
722'''Cuphead:''' ...Aaaaaand goodbye.
723-->--''WesternAnimation/TheCupheadShow'', "[[Recap/TheCupheadShowS2E5SweetTemptation Sweet Temptation]]"
724
725->'''Dennis:''' What do we do now, [=PeeBee=]?\
726'''[=PeeBee=]:''' We do the only rational thing left, we get the heck outta here!
727-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DennisTheMenace''
728
729-> I wonder what's on TV?
730-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Eddy]]''', "[[Recap/EdEddNEddyS3E25IsThereAnEdInTheHouse Is There An Ed In The House?]]"
731
732-> THAT'S IT! I've had enough!
733-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward Tentacles]]''', "Krusty Towers"
734
735->'''Peter:''' What do we do?!\
736'''Quagmire:''' I know what ''I'm'' doing; I'm getting outta here! Giggidy, giggidy, giggidy, ''gone!''
737-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Don't Make Me Over"
738
739->'''Obi Wan:''' You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting.\
740'''Luke:''' Like what?\
741'''Obi Wan:''' Like ''getting the hell outta here!'' (''runs out of the room, then comes back'') [[SubvertedTrope Nah, just kidding.]] Can you imagine if I was like that?
742-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuyPresentsLaughItUpFuzzball Family Guy: Blue Harvest]]''
743
744->'''Professor Farnsworth:''' Start the ship, Leela! Let's just steal the dish and get back to our own time.\
745'''Fry:''' But won't that change history?\
746'''Professor Farnsworth:''' Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from [[MyOwnGrampa Mister I'm-My-Own-Grandpa!]] Let's get the hell out of here already! ''Screw history!''
747-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "Roswell That Ends Well"
748
749->'''[=McGucket=]''': This machine is dangerous. You'll bring about the end of the world with this. ''Destroy it before it destroys us all!''\
750'''Grunkle Ford''': I can't destroy this; it's my life's work!\
751'''[=McGucket=]''': I fear we've unleashed a [[WhenDimensionsCollide grave danger]] on the world, [[CallForward one I'd just as soon forget]]. I quit.
752-->--''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''
753
754->That's it. I'm outta this cartoon! Let me know how it goes.
755-->--'''Mandy, reacting to "yet another stinking episode about pets"''', ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy''
756
757->Look, fellas. You guys enjoy yourselves, I'll be waiting outside.
758-->-- '''Riff Raff''', ''WesternAnimation/HeathcliffAndTheCatillacCats''
759
760->'''Jade:''' Aren't you gonna whomp 'em?\
761'''Jackie:''' Ancient proverb: Do not fight when you can run!
762-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures'', "The Power Within"
763
764->Man! You sure kept a good hand. I've done my thing, baby, so I'm cuttin' outta here. ''(grabs a pair of scissors and literally starts cutting himself out of the cartoon)'' When I say I'm cuttin' out, I mean I'm cuttin' out! ''(walks off and then pops back in the cutout)'' So cool it now, ya hear?
765-->-- '''Cool Cat''', ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'', "Injun Trouble"
766
767->'''Spike:''' Now, if you don't back off, you'll see what us ''ponies'' do when confronted by a huge group of ''jerky'' dragons.\
768'''Teen Dragon:''' Oh, yeah? What's that? \
769'''Spike:''' ''RUN AWAY!''
770-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E21DragonQuest Dragon Quest]]"
771
772-> '"Run and hide, it looks like trouble /Hey Nah nee Nah nee-oh /Better find cover on the double now /Hey nah nee Nah nee-oh"''
773-->-- ''Here Comes the Iceman'' Chase song lyrics, ''WesternAnimation/APupNamedScoobyDoo''
774
775->Okay, I'm going home now.
776-->-- '''Baljeet''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''
777
778->'''Lisa:''' What do you think, Bart?\
779'''Bart:''' I think you're on your own, toots!
780-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner"
781
782->'''Chef:''' Hello there, children!\
783'''Stan:''' Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?\
784'''Chef:''' ...Goodbye!
785-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "Red Hot Catholic Love"
786
787->O-''kay,'' I'm out, can't do this anymore, need to go home!
788-->--'''Steven''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''
789
790->''"Great party! Can't wait to tell my therapist about it when I'm older. Bye!"''
791-->--'''Louie''', ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "Happy Birthday, Doofus Drake!"
792
793->''"[[LethalKlutz SpongeBob]], [[TranquilFury this is the]] [[RageQuit final straw]]. I am going to move SO far away, that I will be able to BRAG about it! I would rather tear out my brainstem, carry it out into the middle of the nearest 4-way intersection, '''and skip rope with it''', than go on living where I do now!"''
794-->--'''Squidward Tentacles''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Squidville"
795
796->''"Goodbye, everyone! I’ll remember you all in therapy!"''
797-->--'''Plankton''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', “The Algae’s Always Greener”
798
799->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' What is it?
800->'''Mr. Krabs:''' That, me boy, is a ''grease trap''.
801->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Kinda looks like nobody's cleaned the trap in a while?
802->'''Mr. Krabs:''' You know, [=SpongeBob=], you're right. But that's a big job! A job that only two ''volunteer'' employees could do for ''no extra pay!''
803->''(without changing expression, Squidward randomly fades away)''
804->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''(excitedly)'' YEEEAH!!
805-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', “Greasy Buffoons”
806
807->''(Patrick and [=SpongeBob=] see Plankton bring out a HumongousMecha)''
808-> '''Patrick''': Uh... I just remembered, I don't work for Mr. Krabs! ''(runs off)''
809-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutOfWater''
810
811->'''Kyle:''' ...And I refuse to spend '''one more moment''' in this '''''nuthouse!!!''''' LET! ME! ''OUTTA HERE!!''\
812'''Fanboy:''' [[ObliviousToHatred Okey-dokey! Kyle calls outsies!]]
813-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FanboyAndChumChum'', "Cold War"
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