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2[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
3->''"[[IJustWantToBeBadass I have to get stronger]]. [[TheCorruption I have to get stronger]]. [[MadnessMantra I have to get stronger]]. [[DrunkOnTheDarkSide More... More]]! I'm gonna get stronger!"''
4-->-- '''[[spoiler:Aichi Sendou]]''', ''Anime/CardfightVanguard''
5
6->''"I don't get it! I DON'T GET IT! I... don't..."''
7-->-- '''[[spoiler:Damian Hart]]''', ''Anime/MetalFightBeyblade''
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9
10[[folder:Audio Plays]]
11->[sobbing, slowly turning into a little nervous laughter]\
12''"They will burn. They will all burn, yes, burn! [[LaughingMad HA HA HA HA HAAA]]!"''
13-->-- '''[[BigBad Gaz Mask]]'''/'''[[spoiler:[[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer Dora]]]]''''s StartOfDarkness, ''AudioPlay/KingdomPaf''
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16[[folder:Comic Books]]
17->''"I've reached the point... where I've come to doubt my own existence. Can't remember anything clearly... except the pain. Every night he's done this to me. Every night I've died... only to be resurrected -- so that he can begin the torture -- again. Same thing... over and over. I fight them... use every ounce of will and strength... [[SuddenlyShouting BUT IT DOESN'T DO ANY GOOD]]! [-[[DespairEventHorizon It doesn't do any good]].-]"''
18-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Batman}}''', ''ComicBook/EmperorJoker''
19
20->''[Constantine is [[HeadDesk banging his head against his bedframe]]]''\
21'''John Constantine:''' [[MadnessMantra Bored... bored... bored]]. ''[InnerMonologue]'' This is probably not the best thing for a neurosurgery patient to be doing. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Fuck this, I'm making a break for it]]. Heading for freedom on the open sea...\
22''[Next panel, Constantine is hurtling down the corridor on crutches, heading towards the exit]''\
23'''John Constantine:''' [[Literature/TreasureIsland Arr Jim lad, shiver me timbers]], Cap'n Constantine's making a break for it... ''[InnerMonologue]'' See? Losing my mind.
24-->-- '''Constantine''' reacting badly to an extended stay in hospital, ''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: City Of Demons''
25
26->''"Luthor's slipping -- the pressure is beginning to get to him! He's always walked a fine line between genius and insanity -- and this time, I think he's taken the fatal fall!"''
27-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Superman}}''', ''Comicbook/SupermanVsTheAmazingSpiderMan''
28[[/folder]]
29
30[[folder:Fan Works]]
31->''"I saw it all, Elphie, I saw it all through the [[AlternateSelf other Dorothy]]'s eyes and I'm so sorry about what happened to Nessa and to Fiyero and this world's Fiyero and and and [[MySkullRunnethOver I've just got so much stuff in my head so much stuff in my head and it's starting to hurt]] and it's been getting better since I've stopped taking three dream pills at once but it still feels like my head's going to explode and it feels like I'm being watched and it feels like the [[PsychopathicManchild Hellion]]'s following me around with her hands under my skin and I'm afraid if I go to sleep properly because she'll be there waiting to [[LivingDollCollector make me a doll]] but even when I take the dream pills she's sniffing around waiting for me and... Blue eyes. [[TheDarknessGazesBack Ice blue eyes]], they're watching me in my dreams these blue eyes and the Hellion's never far away calling out and that's when I take the pills if I don't it's so much worse -- and I'm just so sorry I haven't been able to get the [[MacGuffin Ruby Slippers]] back and [[ItsAllMyFault I should have turned myself in]] and I'm sorry I've been such a nuisance and... I'm sorry."''
32-->-- '''Dorothy''', ''Fanfic/TheLandOfWhatMightHaveBeen''
33[[/folder]]
34
35[[folder:Film]]
36->''"I have six fingers, see? And two heads! I'm a freak!"''
37-->-- '''Martha''', ''Theatre/TheChildrensHour'' (1961 film version)
38
39->''"Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little '''push'''!"''
40-->-- '''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
41
42->''"Something's happening to me that I just don't understand. I can't think straight anymore. It's like my reasoning is all, uh, twisted and distorted, you know? I seem to be disassociating myself from reality more and more each day. I'm anti-social. I'm becoming dangerously amoral. I -- I've lost the ability to distinguish between right from wrong, good from bad. I'm scared, Ma. I mean, I feel like I'm -- I'm plunging headfirst into some kind of black void of sheer and utter madness or something."''
43-->-- '''Jeffrey Franken''', ''Film/{{Frankenhooker}}''
44
45->''"As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy: Me, or everyone else."''
46-->-- '''Max Rockatansky''', ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad''
47
48->''"You have crossed from pleasant eccentrics to dangerous psychopaths."''
49-->-- '''Carlotta''', ''Film/PennAndTellerGetKilled''
50[[/folder]]
51
52[[folder:Literature]]
53->''I saw Jake in the hallway at school. I pretended not to notice him.\
54I saw Rachel, too. She had a dark look in her eyes. Like she hadn't slept. [[HeroicBSOD Like something was really wrong]].\
55Even [[WideEyedIdealist Cassie]] seemed grim. It had gotten to all of us. It's not so easy to just forget terror. It's not easy to just ignore the memory of [[GoodThingYouCanHeal your leg being ripped off. Of being dismembered. Torn apart]].\
56One of these days, I thought, one of us is going to go crazy. Totally, lock-me-up-in-a-rubber-room nutso. It was too much. This wasn't how life was supposed to be. One of us would snap. One of us would lose it.''
57-->-- '''Marco''', ''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #5: The Predator''
58
59->''Godalming could tell Seward was sick in his head. When last he had seen him -- in Purfleet when, as a warm fool, Godalming had dared defy Dracula and wound up fleeing for his life, [[DirtyCoward leaving behind his companions to face the Count]] -- Seward had been nervous but in command of himself. [[HeroicBSOD Now he was a broken man]]. Still ticking but completely broken, like a watch that skips hours and sometimes runs backwards for the odd minute.''
60-->-- ''Literature/AnnoDracula''
61
62->''Prepare the lifeboats, mates! The ''SS Sanity'' is capsizing! We're going down!''
63-->-- ''Literature/TheDeepNickCutter''
64
65->''"Everyone who murders in cold blood, thereby proves himself to be abnormal. And if the motive is perverted lust, then such a man is in fact continually on the verge of becoming insane. Such a person lives a terrible life. He must keep up appearances and go on with the normal daily routine, all the time trying to keep under control the compelling urges that torment him. Convicted lust murderers have related all this in their confessions. They have described in detail their desperate struggle to retain their mental balance. They said they were visited by horrible hallucinations, that the forces of darkness were constantly lying in wait for them, that the ghosts of their victims persecuted them."''
66-->-- '''Literature/JudgeDee''', ''The Emperor's Pearl''
67
68->''You hear of people falling apart but you never think that it can really happen just the way it sounds, that you can feel bits of you come loose, that odd parts of you fail, and you can feel it happen: a feeling of affection or desire flicker for a moment, come back to life and then die, just like a lightbulb going out. Only inside the heart and mind and soul there is no replacement possible -- this bit is dark for ever and you might as well get used to it. But you can't, of course. Somewhere in the rest of the house you can hear the clang of something falling off, you really can become unhinged, screws come loose, and in the dark you can hear them fall, clattering against other things as they drop into the flooded basement of your leaking soul. [[HeroicBSOD My chest and stomach hurt, hurt because I'm full of broken stuff]]. I need to purge, need to spit out the dreadful flotsam in my heart. My living has done this to me, [[MoralGuardians this fucking job]] has weakened my glue and caused me to come unstuck: Franchise/CareBears and blowjobs; Film/{{ET|TheExtraTerrestrial}} and the money shot; women who like it rough and WesternAnimation/PostmanPat. Franchise/{{Ind|ianaJones}}y do you know [[Film/TheTexasChainsawMassacre Leatherface]]? Harry have you met [[Franchise/StarWars Darth]]? Harry do you know [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Sneezy]]? Sneezy, do you know UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}}? [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart]] do you know UsefulNotes/{{Che|Guevara}}? Franchise/{{Barbie}}, this is UsefulNotes/{{Adolf|Hitler}}.\
69Do you feel lucky?\
70Frankly, Harry, no I don't. [[DespairEventHorizon I can't tell you how luckless I feel]]. In a three-bedroom semi during the middle of a children's party, I can connect nothing with everything.\
71[[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Christ in heaven, what have I done?]]''
72-->-- ''The Golden Age of Censorship'', by Paul Hoffman
73
74->''Through that summer, [[TheBully Henry]] had been edging steadily out over some mental abyss, walking on a bridge that had grown relentlessly more and more narrow. On the day when he had allowed [[DepravedBisexual Patrick Hockstetter]] to caress him, that bridge had narrowed to a tightrope. The tightrope had [[GoMadFromTheRevelation snapped]] this morning.''
75-->-- ''Literature/{{It}}''
76
77->''Time passed, or at least Quentin knew that, according to theory, it pretty much had to be passing, though he didn't see much evidence of it unless you counted the [[BeardOfSorrow weird menagerie of mustaches and beards]] he and his male classmates were growing. However much he ate he got thinner and thinner. His state of mind devolved from mesmerized to hallucinatory. Tiny random things became charged with overwhelming significance -- a round pebble, a stray straw from a broom, a dark mark on a white wall -- that dissipated again minutes later. In the classroom he sometimes saw fantastical creatures mixed in with his classmates -- a huge, elegant brown stick insect that clung to the back of a chair, a giant lizard with horny skin and a German accent, whose head burned with white fire — though afterward he could never be sure if he had imagined them. Once, he thought he saw [[HumanoidAbomination the man whose face was hidden by a branch]]. He couldn't take this much longer.''
78-->-- ''Literature/TheMagicians''
79
80->''"I can't tell the difference between dream and delusion anymore. ''[...]'' Insanity is where one misperceives the external world but [[SelectiveObliviousness I am not insane yet]]. It is just that the world presented to me is [[MushroomSamba too strange to bear]] and I have become [[PerfectlyCromulentWord ludicroustic]]. My senses and foldback are artificially controlled and lack the complexity of what I remember of Earth living. I have been a king, a queen; I have been all things and suffered all the fates I could desire. [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Not even the breakfast simulator can save me now]]."''
81-->-- '''Gustav Fermat''', ''The Museum of Unnatural History'', by David M Henley
82
83->''He held on longer than I thought any man could, talking, reasoning, cajoling, yet becoming more and more disjointed [[BuriedAlive as sand and dirt piled up over the rear window]], repeating himself, backtracking, beginning to stutter. At one point, the passenger door opened as far as it could and banged into the side of the excavation. I saw a hand with black hair on the knuckles and a big ruby ring on the second finger. I sent down a quick four shovelfuls of loose earth into the opening. He screamed and yanked the door shut again.\
84[[VillainousBreakdown He broke not long after]]. It was [[HellIsThatNoise the sound of the dirt coming down]] that finally got to him, I think. Sure it was. That would have been very loud inside the Cadillac. The dirt and stones rattling onto the roof and falling past the window. He must have finally realized he was sitting in an upholstered eight-cylinder fuel-injected coffin.''
85-->-- "Dolan's Cadillac", ''Literature/NightmaresAndDreamscapes''
86
87->''He could now feel his sanity beginning to give way. This was an actual sensation, a true thing. It was interesting. He imagined a tree overloaded with ice in a terrible storm would feel this way -- if trees could feel anything -- shortly before toppling. It was interesting... and it was sort of amusing.''
88-->-- ''Literature/PetSematary''
89
90->''[[SelfSurgery I amputated my left foot and have bandaged it with my pants]]. Strange. All through the operation I was drooling. Drooooling. Just like when I saw the gull. Drooling helplessly. But I made myself wait until after dark. I just counted backward from 100... twenty or thirty times! Ha Ha!\
91[[{{Autocannibalism}} Then]]...\
92I kept telling myself: [[MadnessMantra cold roast beef. Cold roast beef. Cold roast beef]].''
93-->-- '''Richard Pine''', "Survivor Type", ''Literature/SkeletonCrew''
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95
96[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
97->'''Nick Fury:''' You didn't tell me he'd gone this crazy.\
98'''Phil Coulson:''' He's really stepped it up a notch.
99-->-- ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'', "[[Recap/AgentsOfSHIELDS1E22BeginningOfTheEnd Beginning of the End]]", regarding '''The Clairvoyant'''
100
101->'''Aeryn Sun:''' What is Scorpius [[HearingVoices saying to you]]?\
102'''John Crichton:''' He says he's gonna get me. He says he already has, I just don't know it yet.\
103'''Aeryn Sun:''' Why didn't you kill him when you had the chance?\
104'''John Crichton:''' I tried. Tried -- but I couldn't. Something stopped me. [[EnemyWithin Something inside]].\
105'''Aeryn Sun:''' Crichton, if you need help--\
106'''John Crichton:''' [[PoorCommunicationKills I'll ask. Just like you do]]. ''[{{Beat}}]'' Aeryn, don't worry. ''[chuckles]'' I'm not gonna lose my mind! [[DespairEventHorizon It's all I've got left]]...
107-->-- ''Series/{{Farscape}}'', "[[Recap/FarscapeS02E14BewareOfDog Beware of Dog]]"
108
109->'''Woman:''' [on tape] Dear diary, day 1. I've hidden in here from the zombies, I hope we can get this zombie thing under control soon.\
110'''Tori:''' [[ForegoneConclusion You did not.]] (Fast-forwards tape)\
111'''Woman:''' Day 25! I'm still doing ''good.'' [[GoMadFromTheIsolation I'm enjoying solitude.]] Everything's GOOD!\
112'''Tori:''' (Fast-forwards tape)\
113'''Woman:''' Day 50! Woah, I'm actually still doing good. I think I'm actually smarter than before I came in here! And stronger! Wow, I guess solitary confinement is no big deal. I guess you can really tackle anything with a solid routine. Me and Rolf, the invisible unicorn, do cross-training every morning. I'm a goo-goo ga-ga baby man! [[LaughingMad Hahahaha!]] If only these ''worms'' would get out of my brain! ''I got worms in me brains! [[LaughingMad Ahahahaha!]]'' Oh, and when they dance, it ''tickles my brain and I laugh and-- (fast forward) ''[[MadnessMantra --and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh--]]'' (fast forward) ''[[MadnessMantra and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH]]'' ''[[LaughingMad ehehahahaha...!]] (tape stops)\
114'''Tori:''' ''[[RoomFullOfCrazy (turns to a creepy wall drawing of a girl surrounded by worms)]]'' [[OhCrap Oh no.]]
115-->-- ''Series/StudioC'', '''Ha Ha Halloween (Season 16, Episode 5)'''
116
117[[/folder]]
118
119[[folder:Music]]
120->''I don't know how much I can take\
121The secret thoughts inside me wake\
122I've lost what was within me\
123Oh sweet insanity\
124Now I try again to find\
125The thing that was my mind\
126Behold the undersigned\
127Who said I've lost my mind''
128-->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xlqXHnb2YA Perfect Insanity]]", '''Music/{{Disturbed}}'''
129
130->''A thousand eyes open inside\
131Grant me sight to see the End\
132A thousand eyes, the curse of the wise\
133Into the madness I descend\
134A thousand eyes open inside\
135The more I behold, the further I fold\
136Into the madness I descend''
137-->-- '''Music/MiracleOfSound''', featuring '''Music/{{Aviators}}''', "[[VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}} A Thousand Eyes]]"
138[[/folder]]
139
140[[folder:Podcasts]]
141->'''Mike:''' They did it! [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheReturnOfTheKing Those plucky little Hobbits destroyed The Ring]]!\
142'''Kevin:''' Uh, Mike? We're not in--\
143'''Bill:''' Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh... [[HappyPlace he's in a better place now]].\
144'''Mike:''' [[TheCavalry And the eagles are coming]]! [[BigDamnHeroes The eagles are coming]]!
145-->-- '''Podcast/RiffTrax''' as Mike Nelson loses it while watching ''Film/BattlefieldEarth''
146[[/folder]]
147
148[[folder:Scripts]]
149->''"It's perfectly simple, Feldwebel! We're all raving mad! Mad! Ha ha ha!"''
150-->-- '''Kommandant Fokker''', ''Script/CarryOnEscaping''
151[[/folder]]
152
153[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
154->''"Of course I'm sure I've gone mad. The little man who crawled out of my eye was quite clear on this."''
155-->-- '''[[http://magiccards.info/m12/en/94.html Distress]]''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''
156
157->''"[[HeroicBSOD Panic]]. [[MaskOfSanity Don't show panic]]. [[StepfordSmiler Show confidence]]. [[BrokenAce But confidence in what]]? You know you're not the broker you used to be, and it's probably just a matter of time until the pack [[YouHaveFailedMe figures it out]], too. Ditch them? Maybe get leverage on them? Blackmail? [[MadnessMantra Don't show panic]]."''
158-->-- '''Broker For the Damned''', ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade -- Clanbook: Lasombra (Revised)''
159[[/folder]]
160
161[[folder:Video Games]]
162->''"Warden, you ''gotta'' get me in [[HellholePrison a different cell]]! Those goddamn lights and... and ''shapes'' [[EldritchLocation out the window]]! I can't sleep! I can feel my head shaking apart inside! ''[half-laughing, half-sobbing]'' I mean, what is going on here? Something's not right out there, Warden! It's like they're whispering to me. I'd even take [[GoMadFromTheIsolation solitary]] over this. Now theerrre's an idea..."''
163-->-- '''[=LaGrasta=]''',[[note]]deleted audio diary[[/note]] ''VideoGame/BioShock2''
164
165->''"The human mind... fragile, like a robin's egg."\
166"Even the aged oak will fall to the tempest's winds."\
167"The bulwarks of the mind have fallen!"\
168"Reeling, gasping... taken over the edge into madness!"\
169"The walls close in, the shadows whisper of conspiracy..."''
170-->-- '''The Ancestor''', ''Videogame/DarkestDungeon'', when a hero becomes Afflicted
171
172->'''Jason:''' Hey, I got a crazy question. You won first place at that swimming championship this year, right?\
173'''Daisy:''' Yeah, the 400-meter.\
174'''Jason:''' What did it feel like, winning? Not afterward, on the podium. But in the water, when you hit the pad.\
175'''Daisy:''' Like I was really... present. Like the whole world was me.\
176'''Jason:''' You know... I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time, it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now... [[ItGetsEasier it feels like winning]].
177-->-- ''VideoGame/FarCry3''
178
179->''"There is a mathematical proof, if you add 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 up to infinity, you can arrive at an answer. If you stop shy of infinity, you have an indescribably long number. If you continue all the way to infinity, you arrive at -1/12. Negative 0.0833333 repeating. [[LampshadeHanging I'm losing my grip on things]].\
180I'm thinking about the drive here, 400 miles in a rented truck. The job that shows up just in time to cover our bills, our debts, the insurance. The boys sleeping in the back, nothing but AM radio. Gospel, Country-Western, late night paranoiac talk radio. We sang Patsy Klein songs and laughed at conspiracies of aliens and ghosts. Mile marker numbers passing in the headlights. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick I don't want to die here]]."''
181-->-- '''Waylon Park''', ''VideoGame/{{Outlast}}: Whistleblower''
182
183->'''Entry 3:''' Thus far, my intellect has not suffered under a [[ProfessorGuineaPig regimen]] of [[TheVirus the Filth]]. I find I am still able to turn my head fast enough to catch my shadow before it sneaks up on me! ''[chuckles]'' I confound it every time! If I were mad, would I be able to do this? [[InsaneTrollLogic I think not]]! I feel safe in increasing the dosage...\
184'''Entry 4:''' [[CosmicHorrorStory I have seen the dark universe yawning]], where the black planets roll without aim, where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge, luster or name. I have seen. I have seen things in my sleep. Nothing is as ancient as sleep, except for... [[EldritchAbomination the Sleepers]]! I have seen the Spaces Beyond! Shhhhhhhh... I have seen things I dare not share with [[MegaCorp Orochi]]. They Who Sleep must wake. This is not the first time this has happened, and when everything is gone, it won't be the last. The vermiculated inevitability is horrific... and... beautiful!\
185'''Entry 5:''' The [[PuppeteerParasite parasitic worm]] swirls in the eye of the snail. The snail is compelled to climb, higher and higher, to expose itself to the hungry sky! ''[laughs hysterically]'' Ascension comes with pain... and in the belly of ravenous wings! I feel the swirl of knowledge in my eyes... and am compelled to climb.
186-->-- '''Dr. Klein''', ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''
187[[/folder]]
188
189[[folder:Webcomics]]
190->''[[red:4:31]]\
191Lying awake at night, I realize how many little lights there are in my room. The alarm clock is the brightest.\
192[[red:4:32]]\
193Can't sleep. I'm alone with those glowing red numbers. Time slows. Does time even exist here?\
194[[red:4:33]]\
195Thoughts churning in on themselves. The madness can't be far away.\
196[[red:13:72]]\
197Ah yes. There it is.\
198[[AltText (Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'.)]]''
199-->-- ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' #313: [[http://xkcd.com/313/ Insomnia]]
200[[/folder]]
201
202[[folder:Web Videos]]
203->''"This video has been reconstructed from [[ApocalypticLog several sessions]] recorded before CV-11 was voluntarily escorted to the cold room. I've done my best to put it together from notes and recordings taken before his breakdown. Nine hours into the game, his notes became erratic and incomprehensible. His final message: [[AndIMustScream I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST KREED]]."''
204-->-- ''WebVideo/Civvie11'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKxKCIcbVwY KREED - THE NEGATIVE ONE RULE]]"
205
206->'''Vegeta:''' [[CreepyMonotone I-am-here-for-it]]...\
207'''Krillin:''' [[OhCrap For what]]?\
208'''Vegeta:''' Dragon... Ball. I... need... that Dragon Ball. Give it to me. The-one-you-took. I need my wish...\
209'''Krillin:''' Are... you okay?\
210'''Ghost Nappa:''' I think your rage broke, Vegeta.\
211'''Vegeta:''' ''[[SuddenlyShouting SHUT UP, GHOST OF NAPPA]]!''\
212'''Krillin:''' What was that?\
213'''Vegeta:''' I'M NOT CRAZY! ''YOU'RE'' CRAZY! ''ESPECIALLY YOU, NAPPA!''\
214'''Ghost Nappa:''' Eeeeey.\
215'''Krillin:''' Who are you talking to?\
216'''Vegeta:''' Dragon Ball! Hand now, please.\
217'''Krillin:''' Um, I don't... really... have it.\
218''[a blood vessel bursts in Vegeta's right eye, [[RedEyesTakeWarning making it turn red]]]''
219-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
220
221->''"I ''have'' to [[StuffBlowingUp blow everything up]]! '''[[InsaneTrollLogic It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy]]!'''"''
222-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''WebVideo/FreemansMind''
223
224->''"Okay, don't freak out, don't freak out...! I SAID DON'T FREAK OUT, DAMMIT! OKAY! I'm totally not freaking out right now! Because... this is me not freaking out! What do I have to freak out over anyway!? NOTHING, BECAUSE I'M NOT! I'M JUST NAVIGATING A FLOATING OBSTACLE COURSE THAT LOOKS LIKE A... GIANT... PLATE-BALANCING TRICK DESIGNED BY [[Creator/HRGiger H. R. GIGER]]! '''FUCK YOU, REALITY! YOU'RE FULL OF ''SHIT!'''''"''
225-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''' again, ''WebVideo/FreemansMind''
226
227->'''Objective:''' ''Stop the Egg Carrier’s Launch!''\
228'''LetsPlay/KungFuJesus:''' Stop it! Stop the launch! Stop it! Stop the launch. If you don't stop the launch, then, the Britons... um... okay, so eggs are like an integral part of, of breakfast? And then, if you stop the launch, ''no one's gonna eat breakfast anymore!'' [[AndThatsTerrible And... that's bad]]. \
229'''LetsPlay/{{medibot}}:''' Breakfast has been wrecked--\
230'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Breakfast eating stop! ''[Sonic hits a wall]'' Run into walls!\
231'''LetsPlay/{{pokecapn}}:''' So basically, this whole thing is to stop breakfast.\
232'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Yes. Breakfast is very delicious. But I can see why some activists believe that breakfast is harming America's children. ''[...]'' There's a thing also for breakfast called waffles. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment One day there was a day here at the place where we are]] called Free Waffle Day...\
233'''pokecapn:''' Uh-huh. ''[deals with laser fences]'' That's the GUN security system.\
234'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' I hate the GUN security system.\
235''[a door closes in Sonic's face]''\
236'''pokecapn:''' ''[[{{Angrish}} SHIT PICKLE]]!''
237-->-- 7 hours into the ''LetsPlay/SonicTheHedgehog2006'' LetsPlay
238
239->"''Hey, cut me some slack, okay!? Can you two even ''begin'' to imagine [[TripleShifter 500 uninterrupted hours of consciousness]]!? Forget [[MoleMen mole people]], about halfway through I swore I saw the face of ''GOD!'' ...until I realized it was just the night janitor, [[MythologyGag Reki]].''"
240-->-- '''[[spoiler:Kayaba Akihiko]]''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
241
242->''"I'm... on a '''murder break'''."''
243-->-- '''Ryan Haywood''', ''WebVideo/TenLittleRoosters''
244
245->'''Narrator:''' When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.\
246'''Vegeta:''' No, I'm making a choice!\
247'''Narrator:''' This was not the correct way to the meeting room, and Stanley knew it perfectly well.\
248'''Vegeta:''' I know it damn well!\
249'''Narrator:''' Perhaps he wanted to stop by the employee lounge first, just to admire it.\
250'''Vegeta:''' I know where I'm going. I know what I'm doing. Look at the lounge; it's fantastic! I made the choice to come here! And now I'm moving this way, because I can go this way!\
251'''Narrator:''' Stanley took the first open door on his left.\
252'''Vegeta:''' No, I'm not! I'm going this way! Because I can! It's where I'm going! Because I'm going this way! ''[[[DrivenToSuicide dives off the balcony]]]'' '''[[KilledMidSentence RENEGADE FOR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]]--'''
253-->-- ''LetsPlay/TwoSaiyansPlay'', "Renegade For Life: VideoGame/TheStanleyParable -- Part 2"
254
255->'''Tony:''' This is not [=SpongeBob=].\
256'''Ledger:''' That's [=SpongeBob=], dude, he's just got- he's lost his fuckin' mind.
257-->-- ''LetsPlay/MrGibbs'', "WTF Happened To [=SpongeBob=]?!"
258
259->"[[SuddenlyShouting ALSO THAT STUPID ASS SONG IN THE SPECIAL EDITION!]] YES! I AM GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT! I can't hold it in any longer. The CGI is already dated. How does the CGI in the prequels look perfectly fine, [[SpecialEffectsFailure but this looks like fucking garbage?]] Why did they refilm the whole sequence? They even got the same dancer girl. Good thing black don't crack because she looks exactly the same. But still? Do you really need to redo the whole scene? That's just a waste of resources! This scene isn't even that important! It lasts like a minute! And the song, [[Creator/GeorgeLucas YOU]] made... '''[[SoBadItsGood is hilariously bad!]]''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I don't know what these things are, these things]], yeah, but they're not fucking brass instruments! So how are they making that noise? This motherfucker just has a harmonica! It's just a regular harmonica!!! [[ArmorPiercingQuestion WHY IS THERE A SEXY RODIAN WOMAN?]] ''WITH'' '''''BREASTS?!?!?''''' WHERE DID THESE DRUMS COME FROM?!?! THEY WEREN'T EVEN IN THERE BEFORE!! '''THIS ISN'T STAR WARS!''' '''THIS ISN'T STAR WARS!''' '''''[[MadnessMantra THIS ISN'T STAR WA=!]]'''''
260-->-- ''WebVideo/TheCosmonautVarietyHour'' at the end of his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le5OOdLrU9s&t review]] of ''Film/ReturnOfTheJedi''.
261[[/folder]]
262
263[[folder:Western Animation]]
264->''"Are we losing our minds, Barry? [[TalkingToThemself Could be, Other Barry]]. Could be."''
265-->-- '''Barry''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''
266
267->''"There's something off about her. I can't explain it, but she's slipping."''
268-->-- '''Zuko''' on Azula, ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', "[[Recap/AvatarTheLastAirbenderSozinsCometPart3IntoTheInferno Sozin's Comet, Part 3: Into the Inferno]]"
269
270->''"[[ProfessorGuineaPig It worked]]! [[LaserGuidedAmnesia I can't recall a thing]]."\
271''[cut to next recording]''\
272"I call it the Society of the Blind Eye. [[BenevolentConspiracy We will help those who want to forget]] by [[MemoryWipingCrew erasing their bad memories]]!"\
273''[cut to next recording]''\
274"Today, I came across a colony of [[OurGnomesAreWeirder little men]]. Very disturbing. I would like to forget seeing this."\
275''[cut to next recording]''\
276"I accidentally hit another car in town today. I feel terribibble -- [[VerbalBackspace t-terrible]]. I've been forgetting words lately. I wonder if there are any negative side effects of--"\
277''[cut to next recording]''\
278"[[StockNessMonster I saw something in the lake]]! Something big!" ''[tears out hair]''\
279''[cut to next recording]''\
280"My hair's been a-fallin' out, so I got this hat from a scarecrow! Hey, are my pants on backwards?"\
281''[cut to next recording]''\
282''[laughs maniacally]'' "Yroo Xrksvi -- girzmtov!"[[note]]"[[EldritchAbomination Bill Cipher]] -- [[SinisterGeometry triangle]]!"[[/note]]'' [laughs maniacally]
283-->-- '''[[spoiler:Fiddleford "Old Man" [=McGucket=]]]''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "[[Recap/GravityFallsS2E7SocietyOfTheBlindEye Society of the Blind Eye]]"
284
285->''"It's fine. It'll all be fine. The day isn't over yet. But it will be over soon! ''[groans]'' It'll be all over! My time in Ponyville! My advanced studies! No-no. You're a good student. You can do this. Ooh! But what if I can't? [[TalkingToThemself You can. You just have to keep it together. Keep. It. Together]]! ''[...]'' [[NightmareFace HI, GIRLS]]!"''
286-->-- '''Twilight Sparkle''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E3LessonZero Lesson Zero]]"
287
288-> '''Didi:''' Stu? What are you doing?\
289'''Stu:''' Making chocolate pudding.\
290'''Didi:''' It's four o'clock in the morning. Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?\
291'''Stu:''' Because I lost control of my life.
292-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'', "[[Recap/RugratsS3E7WhenWishesComeTrueAngelicaBreaksALeg Angelica Breaks a Leg]]"
293
294->''"This samurai's gone ''[[GratuitousFrench beaucoup]]'' cuckoo!"''
295-->-- '''Scaramouch''' about Jack, ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'', "[[Recap/SamuraiJackS5E1XCII XCII]]"
296
297->'''Grimes:''' Oh, I -- [[RageBreakingPoint I can't stand it any longer]]! [[LogicalLatecomer This whole plant is insane]]! Insane, I tell you! DAAHH! AAAH! I can be {{lazy|Bum}} too! ''[takes his tie off and {{moon|ing}}s one of the technicians]'' Hi, look at me! [[CopycatMockery I'm a worthless employee, just like Homer Simpson]]! Give me a promotion! Ooh, [[JabbaTableManners I eat like a slob]], but nobody minds! I'm peeing on the seat. Give me a raise! Now I'm returning to work without washing my hands. But it doesn't matter, because I'm Homer Simpson! I don't need to do my work, 'cause someone else will do it for me! ''[slaps himself on the forehead three times]'' [[BorrowedCatchphrase D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!]]\
298'''Homer:''' Hey, you okay, Grimey?\
299'''Grimes:''' I'm better than okay. I'm Homer Simpson.\
300'''Homer:''' ''[chuckles]'' You wish.\
301'''Grimes:''' Oh, hi, Mr. Burns! I'm the worst worker in the world! [[HardWorkHardlyWorks Time to go home to my mansion and eat my lobster]]! What's this? "Extremely High Voltage"? Well, I don't need safety gloves, [[KilledMidSentence because I'm Homer Simp]]-- ''[[[HighVoltageDeath electrocuted to death]]]''
302-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E23HomersEnemy Homer's Enemy]]"
303
304->'''Steven:''' Well... That tape recorder seems to be helping!\
305'''Peridot:''' NO, IT'S NOT! ''[throws the tape recorder]'' IT'S A CHRONICLE OF MY DESCENT INTO '''''MADNESS!'''''\
306'''Garnet:''' ''[picks up the recorder and attempts to give it back]'' You dropped this.\
307'''Peridot:''' ''[crawls away]'' Get it away from me! Give it to Steven! RETURN MADNESS TO ITS ''SOURCE!''
308-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "[[Recap/StevenUniverseS2E29LogDate7152 Log Date 7 15 2]]"
309
310->'''Steven:''' ''[with a [[BrokenSmile maniacal grin]]]'' It wasn't that important, you guys! You're making a big deal out of ''nothing!'' Have I done some things wrong? Sure! I trashed a house today, I broke an anvil -- what teenager hasn't?! Dad and I had a little disagreement, that's practically a rite of passage! I mean, it would be weird if we didn't, right?! And maaaaybe I've had a not-so-nice thought or two about, like, y'know, ''[[spoiler:slamming White Diamond's head through a pillar]]'', but it's not like I actually went through with it! ''[[[LaughingMad laughs]]]'' I only actually [[spoiler:[[WhamLine shattered Jasper]]]]!\
311''[everyone gasps in shock, Pearl screams]''\
312'''Amethyst:''' '''''[[BigWhat WHAT]]?!'''''\
313'''Connie:''' You're joking, right?!\
314'''Steven:''' Oh, don't worry! I fixed that too! I can fix ''anything''! I can just keep messing up and fixing things forever, and you'll never have to know about ''any'' of it!\
315'''Garnet:''' ''[horrified]'' Steven...\
316'''Steven:''' ''[gasps; angry]'' How messed up is that...? That I've gotten away with this for ''so long''... You have ''no idea'' how bad I am! You think I'm so great, and I'm so mature, and I always know what to do, but ''that's not true!'' I haven't learned a thing from my problems! They've all just made me worse! You think of me as some ''angel'', but ''I'M NOT THAT KID ANYMORE!'' ...I'm a fraud... ''[collapses to his knees, heavy breathing]'' I'm a fraud... ''[grabs his head, shaking]'' '''[[IAmAMonster I'M A MONSTER]]!''' [[spoiler:''[[[WhamShot spikes burst out of his back]], [[{{Cliffhanger}} episode ends]]]'']]
317-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverseFuture'', "[[Recap/StevenUniverseFutureS1E18EverythingsFine Everything's Fine]]"
318[[/folder]]
319
320[[folder:Real Life]]
321->"There were too many of us, we had access to too much money, too much equipment, and little by little we went insane."
322-->-- '''Creator/FrancisFordCoppola''' on ''Film/HeartsOfDarknessAFilmmakersApocalypse''
323->''2012 -- Most respected evolutionary scientist in the world\
3242013 -- Strange, often xenophobic rants on Website/{{Twitter}} began\
3252014 -- Says that some rapes are better than others\
3262015 -- Found in a park, naked, fighting a swan''
327-->-- '''[[https://twitter.com/unnamedinsider/status/494130960095805440 Unnamed Insider]]''' on UsefulNotes/RichardDawkins
328[[/folder]]
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