Line #11 Quotes/RedOniBlueOni


1	[[foldercontrol]]
2	[[folder:Comedy]]
3	->''"Basically, in any relationship you work this out, it took me years -- [[Series/SesameStreet one of you is Bert, one of you is Ernie.]] That's what it comes down to: one of you is really good at chopping vegetables up very small and explaining factional loyalties in the Middle-East, and the other one is really good at saying'' 'Help! I'm locked outside! I can't feel my arms!' ''"''
4	-->-- '''Creator/DylanMoran''', ''Off The Hook''
5
6	->'''Friend 2:''' We can still hang out, I just won't be in it with you.\
7	'''Friend 1:''' The point is, I'm not going to have time to hang out with you because I'm going to fucking busy with this fucking cult!
8	-->--'''Creator/AdamSandler''', ''"[[Recap/AdamSandlerS2E1JoiningTheCult Joining The Cult]]"''
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10
11	[[folder:Comic Books]]
12	->'''[[AristocratsAreEvil Lord Burnham]]:''' For god's sake, Mako! You've got blood on you...\
13	'''[[EvilSorcerer Mako]]:''' You should see the inside of your car. I brought a [[ImAHumanitarian little something with me]] for the road, eh?\
14	'''Lord Burnham:''' [[PragmaticVillainy I thought we agreed to keep things low-key]]. This is England. You can't just go around [[CannibalismSuperpower cannibalizing V.I.P.s]] and not expect the authorities to take notice --\
15	'''Mako:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] them. You ''are'' the authorities. You are a Lord. You make the law, eh?\
16	'''Lord Burnham:''' Nevertheless, [[VillainWithGoodPublicity there are certain appearances to be kept up]]. Pretenses to be maintained. Besides, your powers have multiplied a thousandfold. There's simply no reason for you to continue this mindless slaughter of mages. You have enough power. \
17	'''Mako:''' There is no such thing.\
18	'''Lord Burnham:''' Heh. [[NotSoDifferentRemark We are not so unalike after all, are we, you and I?]]
19	-->--''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: The Roots Of Coincidence''
20	[[/folder]]
21
22	[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
23	->'''Bob Parr:''' ''[listening to the police scanner]'' 2356...what is that? Robbery?\
24	'''Lucius Best:''' This is just sad...\
25	'''Bob:''' Yeah, robbery. You wanna catch a robber?\
26	'''Lucius:''' No. Tell you the truth, [[DidntWantAnAdventure I'd rather go bowling.]] Look, what if we actually did what our wives ''think'' we're doing? [[DeadpanSnarker Just to shake things up.]] [...] What are we doing here, Bob?\
27	'''Bob:''' We're protecting people!\
28	'''Lucius:''' Nobody asked us.\
29	'''Bob:''' You need an invitation?\
30	'''Lucius:''' I'd like one, yes!
31	-->--''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles1''
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33
34	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
35	->'''[[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk Hulk]]:''' Hulk like fire, Thor like water.\
36	'''[[Comicbook/TheMightyThor Thor]]:''' I think we're both like fire.\
37	'''Hulk:''' Yeah, but Hulk like real fire, Hulk like raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire.
38	-->-- ''Film/ThorRagnarok''
39	[[/folder]]
40
41	[[folder:Literature]]
42	->The hotter I got, the colder she got, until we canceled each other out like either side of a chemical equation.
43	-->-- '''Cassie''', ''Literature/TheFifthWave'', referring to herself and [[EmotionlessGirl Ringer]]
44
45	->'''[[ActionGirl Rachel]]:''' I'm the one who does hard and fast. And relentless.\
46	'''[[TheUnfettered Marco]]:''' And [[LeeroyJenkins reckless]].\
47	'''Rachel:''' While you want to sit around and [[TheChessmaster think every stupid little step to death]]. You've got a Theatre/{{Hamlet}} complex, Marco.\
48	'''Marco:''' Yeah, and there's a method to my madness. Which is more than I can say about [[BloodKnight your finer moments]].
49	-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #37: The Weakness''
50
51	->[The brothers] had always been like that, so different in temper, Rhy's hot and quick to burn, Kell's cold and slow to thaw.
52	-->--''[[Literature/ShadesOfMagic A Conjuring of Light]]''
53
54	->Shane is clever but naughty. He gets away with things by being charming, amusing grown-ups enough to avoid punishment for offences that would get you or Max sent to the corner for the rest of the lesson. Later, you understand why Shane prefers [[Series/TheManFromUNCLE Napoleon to Illya]]. Like Robert Vaughn, Shane has something funny to say when he's in trouble, always seems cool-headed, never takes anything seriously; in shorts and a cardy, he gives the impression of being well-groomed, though he also takes knocks falling off the climbing frame.
55	->In Shane's gang, you're Illya Kuryakin. Faithful sidekick, [[ShrinkingViolet shyer than the hero]], more sensitive, never at the centre of things. It doesn't occur to you until Class Six that you're cleverer than Shane but [[TheDitherer less willing to take a chance]]. When the class is asked a question, you often don't put up your hand even if you know the answer. Shane always puts up his hand: if he doesn't know the answer, he makes a joke; if he's not right, he can be funny.
56	-->--''Literature/LifesLottery''
57
58	->Mau had learned this about the brothers: it wasn't a case of [[DumbMuscle big stupid Milo]] and [[ShorterMeansSmarter little clever Pilu]]. Milo [[TheQuietOne didn't talk as much]], that was all. When he did talk, he was worth listening to. But Pilu [[MotorMouth swam through words like a fish through water]], he painted pictures in the air with them, and he talked all the time.
59	-->--''Literature/{{Nation}}''
60
61	->If [[YamatoNadeshiko Leafpool]] is like water, calm, deep running, reflecting the stars, then [[GenkiGirl Squirrelflight]] is fire. She has energy to scorch every tree in the forest, and a tongue that could leave scars in beech bark.
62	-->-- '''Rock''', ''[[Literature/WarriorCats Warriors: Cats of the Clans]]''
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64
65	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
66	->'''Mr. O'Reilly:''' The problem with you, Mr. Fawlty, is that you worry too much. You keep it up like this, and you'll have a stroke before you're fifty. Stone dead, you'll be.\
67	'''Basil Fawlty:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Suits me]].\
68	'''O'Reilly:''' That's a dreadful thing to say!\
69	'''Basil:''' Not at all, I'll get a bit of peace.\
70	'''O'Reilly:''' Don't be so morbid. The good Lord made the world so that we could all enjoy ourselves.\
71	'''Basil:''' Look, ''my wife'' enjoys herself, ''I'' worry.\
72	'''O'Reilly:''' Well, if the good Lord meant us to worry, he'd have given us things to worry about.\
73	'''Basil:''' ''He has! [[HenpeckedHusband My wife]]!'' She will be back here in ''four hours'', and she can kill a man at ten paces with ''one blow of her tongue!'' ''How am I supposed not to worry?!''\
74	'''O'Reilly:''' Just remember, Mr. Fawlty. [[AppealToWorseProblems There's always someone worse off than yourself]].\
75	'''Basil:''' Oh, is there? Well, I'd like to meet him. [[NoSympathy I could do with a laugh]].\
76	'''O'Reilly:''' You'll just have to worry for the both of us. I'm telling you, if the good Lord-\
77	'''Basil:''' Is mentioned once more, [[ImpliedDeathThreat I shall move you closer to him]].
78	-->--''Series/FawltyTowers''
79
80	->'''Rory Gimore:''' Let's not make each other feel bad.\
81	'''Paris Geller:''' Hey, hug a dolphin another day, alright?
82	-->--''Series/GilmoreGirls''
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84
85	[[folder:Roleplay]]
86	->'''[[GenderBender Garcie]]![[VideoGame/MegaMan Bass]]:''' Why do I think this is basically perfect matching? One's idealistic and loves justice, the other just loves to snark.\
87	'''Raidou:''' ... Wow. You are right, Bass. It's an extraordinarily fitting thing.\
88	'''Garcie!Bass:''' The only thing to complete it is if [Garcie] and Luca were originally rivals.\
89	'''Garcie:''' Heh, yeah. Wait, does [[SuperPoweredEvilSide Luca's Incarnate]] count?\
90	'''Raidou:''' Garcie was technically created by an evil mad scientist, much like Luca. And Garcie originally opposed a version of Luca.\
91	'''Plenair:''' So you are saying that in a way, they were originally rivals?\
92	'''Raidou:''' In a way.\
93	'''Garcie!Bass:''' Good point.\
94	'''[[GenderBender Luca]]!VideoGame/MegaMan:''' I... think so.
95	-->--''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''
96	[[/folder]]
97
98	[[folder:Theatre]]
99	->'''Hamilton:''' Burr, we studied and we fought and we killed\
100	For the notion of a nation we now get to build\
101	For once in your life, take a stand with pride\
102	I don't understand how you stand to the side\
103	'''Burr:''' I'll keep all my plans close to my chest\
104	([[{{Catchphrase}} Wait for it, wait for it, wait]])\
105	[[IFightForTheStrongestSide I'll wait here and see which way the wind will blow]]\
106	I'm taking my time, watching the afterbirth of a nation\
107	Watching the tension grow
108	-->--''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}''
109	[[/folder]]
110
111	[[folder:Video Games]]
112	->'''Vi:''' These two are like night and day, huh.\
113	'''Leif:''' [[RoyalWe We]] can relate to Brooke's angry power reading aura.\
114	'''Kabbu:''' Oh, then I'm Libren's joyful search for new stories!\
115	'''Vi:''' You're both just nerds.
116	-->--''VideoGame/BugFables''
117
118	->''"Hmm. I'd say I'm more of a by-the-book kinda guy; while May's great at rocking to things by her own intuition and experience. But that doesn't really put a damper on what we want to do as a band."''
119	-->-- '''Zuke''', ''VideoGame/NoStraightRoads''
120
121	->''"Among muscle-bound [[TheHorde Salmonids]], those with belligerent personalities tend to be assigned as Steelheads, while those with calmer dispositions are assigned to Big Shots."''
122	-->-- '''Salmonid Field Guide''', ''VideoGame/Splatoon3''
123
124	->'''[[ScaryBlackMan Nadine Ross]]:''' Think it's safe?\
125	'''[[AwesomeAussie Chloe Frazer]]:''' You know that treasure hunting is not a good gig for the risk-averse, right?\
126	'''Nadine:''' Neither is being a [[PrivateMilitaryContractors mercenary]]. Difference is, when I pull the pin on a grenade, I know what's going to happen next.\
127	'''Chloe:''' [[InHarmsWay My way's much more fun]].
128	-->--''VideoGame/UnchartedTheLostLegacy''. They're even ColorCodedForYourConvenience!
129
130	->'''Hubert:''' But do try not to become so [[FieryRedhead flush with rage]] that you make a foolish error.\
131	'''Monica:''' Perhaps if you grew flush with rage every now and again you wouldn't have [[EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette the complexion of a coffin-dweller!]]
132	-->--''VideoGame/FireEmblemWarriorsThreeHopes''
133	[[/folder]]
134
135	[[folder:Web Animation]]
136	->''And the reality of that [FeudEpisode] situation is... that you two need each other. [[HairTriggerTemper Brittnay]], you make Mackenzie stronger! [[TheChessmaster Mackenzie]], you make Brittnay smarter. Together, the two are ''fucking unstoppable!'' You're the leaders of the greatest cheer squad in the history of the world. You can win championships, expose corruption, you two can be President! ({{Beat}}) Consecutively, or simultaneously, whatever you want! But apart, well, you two can't get much of anything done, can you?''
137	-->-- '''Trisha Cappelletti,''' ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'' (Episode 70)
138	[[/folder]]
139
140	[[folder:Webcomics]]
141	->'''America:''' Are you serious? You can’t go with that lame-ass operation!\
142	'''Britain:''' Oh, yes I can! Some of us like to be careful and make informed decisions instead of charging in all willy-nilly like an impetuous toddler!
143	-->--''Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers''
144	[[/folder]]
145
146	[[folder:Web Video]]
147	->'''Zodd:''' I'm going to take a wild guess and assume that you two have a [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Naruto/Sasuke]] best friend/eternal rival thing going on.\
148	'''Guts:''' Uh...that's great. Are you going somewhere with this?\
149	'''Zodd:''' [[{{Foreshadowing}} Do you remember a little thing called]] "[[FaceHeelTurn Valley of the End]]"?\
150	'''Guts:''' So you're saying that Griffith and I are going to have a falling out, and Griffith is going to turn into a winged, lipstick monster. [[LampshadeHanging That seems a little farfetched]].
151	-->-- ''WebVideo/BerserkAbridged''
152
153	->''"These two really are {{birds of a feather}}, but also total {{foil}}s to each other. The idea of them being exactly the same and yet polar opposites is going to be a huge factor in upcoming episodes."''
154	-->-- '''WebVideo/JesuOtaku''' discussing Vash and Wolfwood from ''Anime/{{Trigun}}''
155	[[/folder]]
156
157	[[folder:Western Animation]]
158	->'''ComicBook/LukeCage:''' You should be usin' that magic fist of yours to crack heads, not focus your feng shui.\
159	'''ComicBook/IronFist:''' Focusing my ''chi.'' Maybe if you were open to focusing your own energy, you wouldn't be so angry all the time. It's not healthy, Luke.
160	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes'', "To Steal an Ant-Man"
161
162	->'''Mugman:''' ''(as the two fight [[OcularGushers Ollie the onion]])'' Cuphead? I kinda feel bad for him. I mean, he's just there crying, and we're shootin' him with whate-- whatever this stuff is.\
163	'''Cuphead:''' CRY ALL YA WANT, YA CRYBABY!
164	-->-- [[https://twitter.com/NetflixGeeked/status/1498343995411476491 Promotional video]] for ''WesternAnimation/TheCupheadShow'' where the main duo's voice actors play [[VideoGame/{{Cuphead}} the original game]] while in-character
165
166	->'''Steven:''' Where did you get these? I thought they stopped making them!\
167	'''[[TeamMom Pearl]]:''' Well, we heard that too, and since they're your favorite...\
168	'''[[WildChild Amethyst]]:''' We went out and stole a bunch!\
169	'''Pearl:''' ''[annoyed grunt]'' I went back and ''paid'' for them.
170	-->--''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''
171	[[/folder]]
172
173	[[folder:Miscellaneous]]
174	->'''Anthony Mason:''' Is there a big difference between drawing for Creator/{{DC\|Comics}} and Creator/{{Marvel\|Comics}}, or is it essentially the same job?\
175	'''Creator/AlexRoss:''' It's kind of a difference between mood and vibe of the material. There's something about the stoic heroes of DC that can be contrasted against the hyperkinetic heroes of Marvel.
176	-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lulvGwPW_QM CBS: This Morning]]''
177
178	->"Most [[Literature/LordPeterWimsey Wimseys]] were like the 16th Duke, and his father: '[[BoisterousBruiser Bluff, courageous]], [[TheBigGuy physically powerful]]' [[IdiotHero but not very intelligent]]; of [[HotBlooded hearty and voracious appetites of all kinds]]. They could be '[[BloodKnight cruel, yet without malice or ingenuity]].' The other type is [[ShorterMeansSmarter physically slighter]], [[TheSmartGuy smarter]], with [[GenkiGuy great nervous energy]], and ' lusts no less powerful, [[GuileHero but more dangerously controlled to a long-sighted policy]].' These became churchmen, statesmen, traitors; but sometimes poets and saints."
179	-->-- [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_of_Denver The Wimsey family chronicler]]
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