Line #21 Quotes/RageQuit


1	->''A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at'' '''''[[PercussiveTherapy kickboxing.]]'''''
2	-->-- '''Anonymous'''
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4	[[foldercontrol]]
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6	[[folder:Advertising]]
7	->"Or Kevin, you simply can't trust this man to ever stop rage-quitting."
8	-->-- '''Duracell \|\| Gaming'''
9	[[/folder]]
10
11	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
12	->'''Chess Wizard:''' [[AC:Your move: king to rook one. My move: rook to knight six. Checkmate. Checkmate.]]\
13	'''[=MacReady=]''': ''[pours his whiskey into the computer, frying it]'' Cheating bitch.
14	-->-- ''Film/TheThing1982''
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16
17	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
18	->"I know a ''few'' things Hardison. I know that an over-complicated puzzle eventually begs the question 'is it really worth it?'."
19	-->-- '''Nate Ford''', ''Series/{{Leverage}}''
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21	->"When the going gets tough....[[KnowWhenToFoldEm quit!]]"
22	-->-- '''H. Ross Perot''', as played by Creator/DanaCarvey on ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''
23	[[/folder]]
24
25	[[folder:Music]]
26	->''I'll fidget with the digit dots\
27	Frustration rules out there!''
28	-->-- "Computer Games", '''Mi-Sex''' (1980)
29	[[/folder]]
30
31
32	[[folder:Video Games]]
33	->''Player 1 has [[FlippingTheTable flipped the table]] in a rage!''
34	-->-- '''''Tabletop Simulator'''''
35
36	->"Yeah, I dare ya, [=RageQuit=]! C'mon, make us ''both'' happy!"
37	-->-- '''The Scout''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' domination taunt
38
39	->''Back when your father and grandfather played ''Team Fortress 2'', being bad at the game was so shameful, they would rage-quit (a lengthy, painful process that involved pulling burning coal from the computer's furnace).''
40	-->-- ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'', [[http://www.teamfortress.com/soldierupdate/ Soldier Update]].
41
42	->'''QUITALITY'''
43	-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'', in online matches
44	[[/folder]]
45
46	[[folder:Web Animation]]
47	->"I ''know'' you provide the option to skip to the next chapter, but I'm not gonna use it; I've had enough. If someone serves you a dead dog for lunch, you do not stick around for the pudding."
48	-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''[[VideoGame/AloneInTheDark Alone in the Dark: Inferno]]''
49	[[/folder]]
50
51	[[folder:Web Original]]
52	->''Hundreds of thousand of minute decisions flood the zone. Top path or bottom. Guy on the left, guy on the right. What the fuck do I do with this asshole who is breathing fire at me...And looking at our nameless narrator, one wonders why he himself is not [[VideoGame/BadDudes a bad enough dude to rescue the President]]. He looks the part. And for that matter, why the fuck isn't he giving me a gun, or perhaps a fighter jet with which to rescue the President. Why am I sent, alone and unarmed, against a horde of ninjas to rescue the President?\
53	I am not a bad enough dude to rescue the President because the social order does not permit that self-definition. By asking me to be a bad dude, the social order sets me up for failure. The game could rescue its own damn President.''
54	-->-- '''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2010/03/john-galt-has-been-kidnapped-by-ninjas.html Dr. El Sandifer]]'''
55	[[/folder]]
56
57	[[folder:Web Videos]]
58	->"It was at this point that I called this Malphite a 'fucking worthless braindead scumfuck bastard pile of trash mental dickface that should be gunned down in the street like the degenerate he is'."
59	-->-- '''[[LetsPlay/VideoGameDunkey Dunkey]]''', "I'm Done With ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends''"
60
61	->'''Nerd:''' I need to finish it! I need to finish the game!\
62	'''[[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade Henry Jones Sr.]]''': Junior, let it go.\
63	'''Nerd''': But I'm so close! I'm ''so close!'' I can finish it!\
64	'''Jones''': ''Nerd''... Let it go.\
65	'''Nerd''': You're right. Fuck this shitty game. ''[drops the [[Platform/PlayStation2 PS2]] into the lava pit.]''
66	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' plays ''VideoGame/TombRaiderTheAngelOfDarkness''
67
68	->(In one of the Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles video games, there's a gap in the floor that he can't jump over since there's a ceiling above it. When Nerd tries to jump over it, he falls through it and goes right back to the start of the level. [[AllForNothing After a long time trying to get over it, he realizes that he could just walk over the gap.]])
69	->[[OhCrap Wait, you can just walk over it?]] You can just ''walk over it.'' [[{{Beat}} ....]] You are '''scum.''' ''[[INeedAFreakingDrink (downs the rest of his beer)]]'' "Cowabunga"? Cowa-''[[SirSwearsALot fucking-piece-of-dogshit!]]'' This game is diarrhea coming out of my ''dick!'' This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat's shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! [[MythologyGag Shredders my ass and splinters my balls!]] This game is an inside-out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter! [[GroinAttack I'd rather fuckin' yank all the hairs out of my scrotum,]] I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It suckin' fucks, it fuckin' sucks, it fuckin' blows, it's a piece of shit, [[{{Understatement}} and I don't like it.]]
70	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''
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72	->"WAAAAAAAAHHH!! MOOUUUUU IYA DAAA![[labelnote:tl]]WAAAAAH! NO MOOOORE![[/labelnote]]"
73	-->-- '''A ''VideoGame/BeatmaniaIIDX'' player''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX1Lnl5ihXY#t=2m05s ragequitting]] [[ThatOneBoss Piano Concerto No. 1 "Antares" on Double Another]]
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75	->"I'm done, you can fuck off, I'm pissed off so you can be pissed off, I didn't beat him, see you next time for a part three, [[ClusterFBomb fuck you, fuck this, fuck.]]"
76	-->-- '''LetsPlay/TearOfGrace''' after failing to defeat Manus, Father of the Abyss during his playthrough of ''VideoGame/DarkSouls''.
77
78	->'''Arin:''' Piece of shit!\
79	'''Danny:''' [[BadNewsIrrelevantNews Hey, you get a blue coin.]]\
80	'''Arin:''' BLUE COIN SCHMOO COIN!\
81	'''Danny:''' ....Okay.\
82	'''Arin:''' WHO NEEDS A BLUE COIN WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FUCKIN' MENTAL BREAKDOWN COMIN' IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD? I DON'T EVEN CARE WHATEVER THE BLUE COIN IS. GIVES ME SHINES AND SHIT? SHINES ARE FOR '''BULL'''SHIT. I DON'T EVEN CARE, [[CrackIsCheaper CAN'T BUY CRACK COCAINE WITH SHINE]]. YOU GOTTA USE REAL MONEY. HOW'RE YA GONNA MAKE MONEY?! [[{{Metaphorgotten}} GO ON THE BLACK MARKET, SELL YOUR BODY TO ALL THE FUCKIN' PEOPLE.]]\
83	'''Danny:''' (I'm scared.)\
84	'''Arin:''' THEY'RE LIKE, "AAAAAAH THAT'S A PRETTY LITTLE BOY I'M GONNA STICK A PENIS INTO THAT BUTTHOLE." BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT DOESN'T SATISFY YOU. WHEN YOU HAVE THE COKE IT [[JustOneMoreLevel JUST MAKES YOU WANT TO GET MORE COKE]] SO THEN YOU GO AND YOU GET FUCKED IN THE ASS A LITTLE BIT MORE BY THIS GAME '''''MARIO FUCKIN SUNSHINE!!'''''\
85	'''Danny:''' ''[off-mic]'' Suzy--! Suzy! I need an adult!
86	-->-- ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'' Let's Plays ''VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine''
87
88	->"''There’s nine hundred fucking things to kill me in this room. Oh, you’re gonna get hit by a fucking bullet and go around? You, you, you gonna get fucking hit by a bullet, and then you jump around? You get hit by a buzzsaw and then stammers fucking buzzsaw dies, you jump over that and you get fucking blown up by another fucking buzzsaw, there’s a laser beam, you get hit by a laser beam, laser beam, how do I get through that?! I don’t-I don’t know how I got through that laser beam! Fucking jump, I don’t know what killed me there, more buzzsaws, more laser beams, YOU THINK THE ROOM’S GETTING FUCKING BLOODY ENOUGH?! YOU THINK I’M DYING ENOUGH? I can't fucking get around – I CAN’T GET OFF THE GODDAMN FUCKING SPAWN! Up through there, under there, over there, fucking laser beam got me again, oh – FUCKING SPIKE TRAP AGAIN! '''COME OOOOONNNN!!!''' It won't let me get off! It won't let me get off the top! Fuck the 'Give Up' button! Here's the 'Fuck You' button!" throws controller''
89	-->-- '''Michael "Rage Quit" Jones''', ''Creator/RoosterTeeth'' ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xupPXfkNfSo from this particular Rage Quit episode]])
90
91	->"No more! Ecco died trying to save his family! ''[salutes]'' A true dolphin hero! GET THIS SHIT OUT OF MY GENESIS!"
92	--> --'''WebVideo/SomeCallMeJohnny''', ''VideoGame/EccoTheDolphin'' review
93
94	-> "I have learned that there is only one way to counter this attack. R1 R2 L1 L2 Select Start!" ''[soft resets]''
95	-->--'''Avdol''', ''WebVideo/JoJosBizarreAdventureAbridged''
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97	->"Are you ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' kidding me?! Ah, the timing. The timing! I'm logging off. I'm logging off!"
98	-->--'''[[WebAnimation/{{Hololive}} Gawr Gura]]''', after getting blindsided by a Pillager raid upon leaving her house during a...disheartening ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' stream.
99	[[/folder]]
100
101	[[folder:Western Animation]]
102	->"That's how nasty my game is, son! I send niggas runnin' away!"
103	-->-- '''Cristal''', ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks''
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105	->"[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Screw you guys, I'm going home.]]"
106	-->-- '''[[CatchPhrase Eric Cartman]]''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
107	[[/folder]]

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