Line #0 Quotes/PaedoHunt


1	->''"I think this thing's gone a little too far\
2	Hell, I only offered him a candy bar\
3	I said 'WAIT!' I said 'What are you doin'?'\
4	They said 'PER-VERT, the kid's life is ruined!'"''
5	-->-- '''Music/PeterPaulAndMary''', "Talkin' Candy Bar Blues"
6
7	->''"If pedos ''looked'' like pedos, they'd never do any... [[BuffySpeak pedo-ing!]]"''
8	-->-- '''Nina,''' ''Series/{{Being Human\|UK}}.''
9
10	->''"Thou shalt not call a man over 30 who plays with a child who is not his own a paedophile -- some people are just nice."''
11	-->-- '''Scroobius Pip''', ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''
12
13
14	->''"I'm bored. Shooting pedophiles in the face will entertain me."''
15	-->-- '''Frank Castle''', ''ComicBook/ThePunisher''
16
17	->''"By the powers invested in me by [[UsefulNotes/BritishNewspapers tabloid]] reading imbeciles, I pronounce you guilty -- of paedophilia."''
18	-->-- '''The Paedofinder General''', ''WesternAnimation/MonkeyDust''
19
20	->''"[[MemeticMutation Why don't you have]] [[CatchPhrase a]] [[FalseReassurance seat over there...]]"''
21	-->--'''Chris Hansen''', ''Series/{{Dateline}}'', "To Catch A Predator."
22
23	-> I know, Music/RKelly defending Creator/BillCosby is like UsefulNotes/SarahPalin endorsing UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump as president. Now I’m just waiting for Creator/WoodyAllen and Subway Jared to publicly take their places in Team Pudding Pop.
24	-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2016/01/20/you-saw-this-coming-r-kelly-defended-bill-cosby/ Michael K.]]''', "You Saw This Coming"
25
26	->''"Long-time readers will remember my dissection of Creator/JimmySavile’s disturbingly rapey 1974 autobiography, ''Love is an Uphill Thing'', and those of us who survived that journey aren’t exactly bowled over by the revelations that [[ObviouslyEvil the screeching, schoolgirl-obsessed scarecrow-man]] was the world’s most prolific paedophile, haunting the highways, byways, and television centres like a predatory Jack Kerouac, seeking only the freedom to be left alone in a room with an under-age girl, while wearing tear-away tracksuit bottoms."''
27	-->--'''Stuart Millard''', [[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2012/10/15/jimmy-savile-and-david-icke-all-the-pieces-matter/ "Jimmy Savile and David Icke - All the Pieces Matter"]]
28
29	->'''Guy pulls over, opens and closes car door in general vicinity of child. [[MediaScaremongering EVERYBODY PANIC]]'''
30	-->--Website/{{Fark}} [[http://www.fark.com/comments/7425127/Guy-pulls-over-opens-closes-car-door-in-general-vicinity-of-child-EVERYBODY-PANIC headline]]
31
32	->'''Sergeant Yates''': You know, not every prisoner we have here [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain is black]]. We do actually do have ''one'' white guy!\
33	'''Mysterion''': [[OhCrap This is a]] ''[[OhCrap trap!]]''\
34	'''Sergeant Yates''': I'm sorry, kids, [[GodzillaThreshold but you leave me no choice.]]\
35	(''Yates opens the cell door, and Jered Fogle steps out'')\
36	'''Singer''': He's still lookin' good… eatin' those Subway sandwiches… his name is Jared and he's still lookin' good…\
37	(''Cue Jared's BossSubtitles, which shows a bunch of children running away from him'')\
38	'''Jared''': Hey, kids! ''You want some candy?''\
39	'''The Coon''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh,]] ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck fuck]]'', [[ThisIsGonnaSuck it's Jared.]]\
40	'''Sergeant Yates''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards You'll excuse me if I don't want to watch this.]] (''Leaves via an elevator'')
41	-->'''Jared boss fight''', ''VideoGame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole''
42
43	->''"A little old for my taste, but I can forgive that just this once!"''
44	-->--'''Roark Junior''' on 19-year-old '''Nancy Callahan''', ''Film/SinCity''
45
46	->''"What the FUCK are you doing? Living in a house filled with pictures of half naked teenage girls. Oh, none of whom you've ever done it with."''
47	-->--'''Hayley Stark''', ''Film/HardCandy''
48
49	->''Just to be clear, if you go to a party, and a woman is dressed in [a "sexy small child" costume], do not invite her back to your place. There are police in that van across the street, and they will follow you, shovels at the ready to unearth your terrible, terrible secrets.''
50	-->--'''Website/{{Cracked}}''', ''[[https://www.cracked.com/article_18834_26-sexy-halloween-costumes-that-shouldnt-exist_p2.html 26 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Exist]]''
51
52	->"Your ultimate fantasy is getting apprehended by the FBI."
53	-->--'''[[Creator/TheAutarch Alex Rochon]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPNuvzaxQbc What your Persona Ship Says About You]]'', on [[VideoGame/Persona5 Joker x Lavenza]]
54
55	->''"Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!"''
56	-->--'''Mr. Duvall''', ''Film/MeanGirls'' (2004)
57
58	->''"I, uh... I like 'em younger. As young as possible."''
59	-->--'''Haiji Towa''', ''VideoGame/DanganronpaAnotherEpisodeUltraDespairGirls''
60
61	->''"Everyone likes children, but that creep likes them in a different way."''
62	-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiYT2bwPKXM Kuroki referring to Hiiragi]]''', ''WebAnimation/EtraChanSawIt''
63
64	->''"You're probably wondering why he's in Hell. Johnny liked little boys."''
65	-->--'''Vern''', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

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