Line #3 Quotes/NotBloodSiblings


1	[[AC:Anime & Manga]]
2	->'''Narrator:''' Kei Shirogane is his little sister, but they're not related by blood.\
3	'''Shirogane:''' Don't dump this complicated family situation on me.\
4	'''Narrator:''' She has a serious brother complex, and she sees Miyuki as a '''man'''.\
5	'''Shirogane:''' That's a red flag.\
6	'''Narrator:''' Also, they live alone together because their parents are overseas for business.\
7	'''Shirogane:''' Yeah that's definitely a red flag. Why hasn't anyone called child protective services?
8	-->-- ''Manga/KaguyaSamaLoveIsWar'', "Kagukoku: Miyuki and His Girls"
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10	[[AC:Film -- Live-Action]]
11	->'''Royal:''' Since when?\
12	'''Richie:''' Since always.\
13	'''Royal:''' Does she know?\
14	'''Richie:''' Uh-huh.\
15	'''Royal:''' Well what does she feel about that?\
16	'''Richie:''' I think she feels confused.\
17	'''Royal:''' Well I can understand that; it's probably illegal!\
18	'''Richie:''' I don't think so, we're not related by blood.\
19	'''Royal:''' That's true... Still frowned upon.
20	-->-- ''Film/TheRoyalTenenbaums''
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22	[[AC:Live-Action TV]]
23	->'''Vanya:''' Aren't we all brothers and sisters?\
24	'''Allison:''' Well... Technically...\
25	'''Klaus:''' "Technically"? If you had to use the word "technically", you're already in trouble.
26	-->-- ''Series/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019''
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28	[[AC:Video Games]]
29	->'''Revache goon:''' Forgive my rudeness, but you two hardly resemble each other.\
30	'''Tio:''' Of course we don't. My mother recently married his father, so we are not blood-related. Because of that, we could even get married, ourselves, if we wanted.
31	-->-- ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsFromZero''
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33	[[AC:Web Animation]]
34	->''"The main characters are your standard JRPG pick-and-mix. There's the pretty-boy hero who comes across as wetter than a swimming pool in New Orleans; the angry, immature girl who secretly craves pretty-boy cock; the hero's ADOPTED sister, whose non-blood related status is made abundantly clear to a somewhat suspect degree.''
35	-->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' on ''VideoGame/ValkyriaChronicles''
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37	->'''Sora:''' And that's my gamer sister!\
38	'''Shiro:''' Who's not related by blood.
39	->'''Sora:''' Who's ''not'' related by blood!
40	->'''Shiro:''' Let me sit on your lap.
41	->'''Sora:''' Did I mention she's still not related by blood? Cause it would be totally weird if she were related by blood. So it's a good thing she's not related by blood. At all.
42	->''{{Beat}}''
43	->'''Shiro:''' I ''am'' eleven though-
44	->'''Sora:''' LALALALALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING!
45	-->-- ''Gigguk's''' ''Literature/NoGameNoLife [[AbridgedSeries in 7 Minutes]]''
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47	->''Hi, everybody. My name is Lindsay. I'm fifteen and I am... uh... how should I put this? Well, I'm in love with my brother--stepbrother, of course! Why? What did you think?''
48	-->-- ''I'm Dating My Stepbrother'', ''WebAnimation/ActuallyHappened''
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50	->Now, not boning one's sister is, like, the lowest of the low bars to clear, but if stumbling over this hurdle proves too much for the audience, then just say that the protagonist's sister isn't related by blood and that makes it all okay!... somehow...
51	-->-- '''J.P. Beaubien''', ''Webanimation/TerribleWritingAdvice''
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54	[[AC:Web Video]]
55	->''"They even have Bonnie date her own brother, that's not joke! Okay, not literally; he was informally taken in by her estranged mother, so they're not biologically related or legally related and didn't grow up together as siblings, so like, by every metric they get a pass. But this is fiction! The writers could've simply written anything else. They could invent any boy in the world for Bonnie to date, and the best they can muster for her is 'technically not incest' boy."''
56	-->-- '''WebVideo/JennyNicholson''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4AdFD3E2ok on]] ''Series/TheVampireDiaries''
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58	->'''Matt:''' [reading text] I'm tired of my sister- She is your cousin A. And B that's still [[KissingCousins terrible]].
59	-->-- ''Matt from Two Best Friends '' as he plays a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj2AxqffSlo Bible Black game]]
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61	->''"Now, you may discover that your sister is adopted. She may actually be your stepsister or your cousin. In such special circumstances, [[SuddenlyShouting STILL DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HER, YOU DEGENERATE, GARBAGE HUMAN BEING!!]] JESUS H. CHRIST, [[UnwantedHarem THERE ARE HALF A DOZEN BEAUTIFUL, NOT-RELATED-TO-YOU-AT-ALL WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW,]] [[WhatTheHellHero WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU]]!?"''
62	-->-- '''WebVideo/MothersBasement''', [[https://youtu.be/6FmtiDbg4xY?t=10m6s How to Survive a Harem Anime]]
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64	->'''Ryan:''' It's not incest technically because it's not--
65	->'''Shane:''' Any time you have to say, "It's not incest, ''technically''," that's not great, Ryan.
66	-->-- ''[[WebVideo/BuzzfeedUnsolved Buzzfeed Unsolved]]'', "The Mysterious Death of the Boy in the Box"
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68	->'''Bruce Banner:''' I can't tell if it's the monster or your sister that you're trying to screw!\
69	'''Victor Frankenstein:''' My wife shares no blood with me, you self-loathing recluse!
70	-->-- WebVideo/FreshyKanal's ''Rap Battles!'', "Hulk vs. Frankenstein"
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72	[[AC: Western Animation]]
73	->'''Veterinarian:''' Radcliffe, it's official. You have 50 pregnant females.\
74	'''Roger Radcliffe:''' How is that possible?\
75	'''Anita Radcliffe:''' Remember, darling, only 15 of our 101 dalmatians were related. Clearly, the unrelated ones had sex!\
76	'''Veterinarian:''' Actually, siblings get it on all the time. Why, it wouldn't surprise me if Pongo and Perdita over there were having sex with their own children, uh, likely while the others watched.
77	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', "101 Dalmatian Reproduction"
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79	[[AC:Real Life]]
80	->''"No marriage may be effected between lineal relatives by blood, nor between collateral relatives by blood up to the third degree of relationship; [[ValuesDissonance however, this shall not apply between an adopted child and any of the collateral relatives by blood on the side of the adoptive relatives.]]"''
81	-->-- Article 734, Civil Code of Japan. [[TruthInTelevision The prime source of this phenomenon]].
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