Line #65 Quotes/NinjaPirateZombieRobot


1	->''"Normally a guy with cybernetic implants would be evenly matched against a [[NinjaMaid ninja secretly disguised as a housemaid]], but throw in a child with the ability to freeze time and, well, now things actually get confusing."''
2	-->-- [[Creator/AdultSwim adultswim.com]], on ''Anime/CodeGeass''
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4	->'''[=McNinja=]:''' Why can't people look past the fact that Judy's a gorilla and I'm a ninja? We're people too!\
5	'''Mom:''' I'm sorry I didn't mean-\
6	'''[=McNinja=]:''' Well, except Judy. She's a gorilla.
7	-->-- ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''
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9	->''"[[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} [Lord English]]] is many things. A time traveling crime lord pimp. An omnipotent, indestructible puppet-based demon. A monster born out of an ancient, short, smug, cueball-headed gunslinger, the blight of two universes by his birth alone. An Egyptian pharaoh Incredible Hulk in shredded pants and suspenders with a green Jigsaw puppet-like skull for head, a gold fang, and flashing pool balls for eyes. And with his gold cuestick pegleg and long coat, appears to also be somewhat reminiscent of a pirate, and may or may not bear some tenuous connection to Skipper Plumbthroat, nemesis of all Squiddles, who have been clearly shown to be friendly cartoon-standins for the dark gods."''
10	-->-- '''Creator/AndrewHussie''', via Tumblr
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12	->''"They became'' vampires''.'' Vampire wizard ninja brothers from the moon.''"''
13	-->-- '''WebComic/AxeCop''', Episode 9
14
15	->''"'''Tyrannosaurs in F-14s!!'''"''\
16	'''Calvin:''' ''This is'' so ''cool!''\
17	'''Hobbes:''' ''This is'' so ''[[CoolButStupid stupid!]]''
18	-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
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20	->''"[[ARareSentence I'd never thought i'd ever say this]] but the climax of the film involves Holmes in a hot air ballon fighting Iron Man in a giant robot dragon while Watson rides on horseback to stop an android from blowing up Buckingham Palace. I can't even make a joke about that!"''
21	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' describing the climax of The Asylum's ''Sherlock Holmes''
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23	->'''James:''' It's really one of the greatest twists ever. The mummy is a werewolf.\
24	'''Mike:''' The mummy is a fucking werewolf!
25	-->-- Cinemassacre reviews ''[[http://cinemassacre.com/2011/09/16/face-of-the-screaming-werewolf-commentary/ Face of the Screaming Werewolf]]''
26
27	->''"yarr, that be what I call synergy"''
28	-->-- '''[[Creator/RoosterTeeth The Corpirate]]'''
29
30	->''"Apart from being able to cast some seriously cool magic shit, [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Princess Zelda]] is also the first and currently only princess to ever have been both a ninja and a pirate."''
31	-->-- ''Website/{{Cracked}}''
32
33	->''"Then you see the chainsaw ninja zombie and the last two things that go through your mind is (sic) the thought ''ohmygodthatissocool'' and a chainsaw."''
34	-->-- '''Jackrabbit''', ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'' forums
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36	->''"I would just like to point out that you just read about a ghost and a gorilla vampire trying to have sex when they suddenly are interrupted by a robot out to get a drug lord. You will ''never'' read that again in ''any'' other context, so cherish this moment before it's gone."''
37	-->-- Review of the movie ''Film/RoboVampire'' at [[http://encyclopedia-obscura.com/moviesrobovampire.html Encyclopedia Obscura]]
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39	->'''Peter:''' Siam, 2015 AD. The city lies in ruins after the Ninth Nucular World War. It is a grim future with [[StuffBlowingUp lots of explosions]] and [[{{Fanservice}} partial nudity]], a future where an oppressive new king has seized power. Only one man can stop him. No, one ''machine''! I am an Automaton Nucular Neohuman Android. You may call me ANNA. I am a robot [[GratuitousNinja ninja]] from the planet England who is here to destroy you and free this land from your tyranny.\
40	'''Brian:''' I've been expecting you, ANNA. Allow me to introduce my Siamese children! ''(claps hands, signaling five swimsuit models)''\
41	'''Peter:''' [[IgnoreTheFanservice I will not be swayed by your attempts to confuse my programming with your all-female sex orgy]]. [[EverybodyWasKungFuFighting We must kung-fu fight!]]
42	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
43
44	->''Super King has all the powers of a king!\
45	Plus all the powers of ComicBook/{{Superman}}!\
46	Also he's a robot! Ain't he cool?\
47	[[BraggingThemeTune Super King, you rule!]]''
48	-->-- '''Bender'''[='=]s superhero theme tune, ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
49
50	->''"This is the best movie I've ever seen. It has a vampire and an explosion!"''
51	-->-- '''Fry''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
52
53	->''"You're a crazed penniless lobster doctor. No combination of you should be a comedian!"''
54	-->-- '''Hermes''' ([[BunnyEarsLawyer a Jamaican limboing accountant]]), ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
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56	->''"Hey, we need [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo]] to power up, why not [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands add another new trait to him]] to make him the true Soul Reaper-Hollow-Quincy-[[Manga/{{Naruto}} Ninja]]-[[Manga/OnePiece Pirate]]-[[Manga/DragonBall Saiyan]]-Franchise/{{Gundam}} hybrid [[BlatantLies he definitely always was from the start]]?"''
57	-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Gigguk}}''', [[https://youtu.be/lyR-Gk0RAiQ "How to Fix Shonen Anime's Biggest Problem]]
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59	->''"A cat burglar working for the mob, who uses Mantis Style Kung Fu.... Honestly, he is probably the best character in the game, since he's basically a mutant blender mix of a 1920s gangster, [[Franchise/StreetFighter Vega]], and Batman."''
60	-->-- '''Larcen''' [[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/eternalchampions/eternalchampions1.htm on]] ''VideoGame/EternalChampions'', ''Website/HardcoreGaming101''
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62	->''"I am [[HumanAliens an alien from beyond the stars]] [[DarkMagicalGirl that uses the art of magic]]."''
63	-->-- '''Yuki Nagato''', ''Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya'', "[[NonIndicativeFirstEpisode The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina Episode 00]]"
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65	->''"Ninja Catholic Suicide-Bombers. What a fun day!"''
66	-->-- '''Alucard''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
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68	->''"He's a Nazi fucking werewolf?! […] So he's ''also'' a ''ghost''?! [[FlatWhat What the fuck.]]"''
69	-->-- '''Seras Victoria''' regarding '''[[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent the Captain]]''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
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71	->''"The hideous, mutant squid has escaped again, and has created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do its evil bidding!"''
72	-->-- '''Zim''', ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'', "[[Recap/InvaderZimS2E3ZimEatsWaffles Zim Eats Waffles]]"
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74	->''"What am I, part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell? ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Oh my god, I hope I'm part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell!"''
75	-->-- '''Marik''', ''WebVideo/MarikPlaysBloodlines''
76
77	->''"[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes. Ninja Were-Chickens.]]"''
78	-->-- '''Caption''', ''ComicBook/MightyAvengers2013''
79
80	->'''Iruka:''' Don't worry Naruto! A wound like this could never kill a ninja, especially a robot ninja like me!\
81	'''Naruto:''' But sensei, you are not a robot! You are a human being!\
82	'''Iruka:''' Oh, I guess that part was just in my dream then...
83	-->-- ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow''
84
85	->''"You cannot defeat our Titan-mounted submarine staffed by cannibal Vikings!"''
86	-->-- The cast of ''ComicBook/{{Nodwick}}'' to [[http://comic.nodwick.com/?comic=2004-08-04-2 ninja pirates on a T. rex-mounted galleon]]
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88	->''"A punk-rock pirate killer whale...? ''(groan)'' It's official -- society's on the road to ruin."''
89	-->-- '''[[Characters/AceAttorneyPhoenixWright Phoenix Wright]]''', ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies'', Case 5-DLC: "Turnabout Reclaimed"
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91	->'''Narrator:''' However, no previous adventure could prepare Qwark for his encounter with the dread pirate Blackstar and his crew of... [[WhoWritesThisCrap oh, please tell me this is a typo]].\
92	'''Qwark:''' That's "Robotic Pirate Ghosts". Guess reading wasn't your strong suit, eh Professor?
93	-->-- ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankUpYourArsenal''
94
95	->''"Ports update: Your ship (ship name) wisely avoided interfering in a battle between a monkey ninja ship and a pirate zombie ship."''
96	-->-- ''VideoGame/RuneScape'', possible mission report from the "Player-Owned Ports" minigame
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98	->''"Heck, yeah! Zombie pirate ninja fanboy in space!"''
99	-->-- '''Guise''', ''TabletopGame/SentinelsOfTheMultiverse''
100
101	->''"I'm a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!"''
102	-->-- '''Carmelita Spats''', ''Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents''
103
104	->''"Just your average plant monster dog."''
105	-->-- The Villain Vault description for '''Slobber Trap''', ''[[VideoGame/{{Skylanders}} Skylanders: Trap Team]]''
106
107	->''"But really, bitching about secret baby plots aside, this item is more a warning about the tendency some [[RomanceNovel romance]] authors have for slapping together a bunch of hackneyed themes. Does your book feature a werewolf amnesiac cowboy? Does the [[VampiresAreSexGods vampire]] boardroom mistress long for a Navy SEAL sheikh?"''
108	-->-- ''Smart Bitches, Trashy Books'', "The Top Ten Signs You're Reading a Very Bad Romance Novel"
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110	->'''Cartman:''' AAAAGH! NAZI ZOMBIE [[spoiler:PRINCESS KENNY]]!!!\
111	'''Kyle:''' [[OhCrap FUCK!]]
112	-->-- ''VideoGame/SouthParkTheStickOfTruth''
113
114	->'''Squidward:''' I could be anything I set my mind to. I could be a football player. Or a king! Or a spaceman!\
115	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Or a football-playing king in space! ...With a mustache.
116	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E7AsSeenOnTVCanYouSpareADime Can You Spare a Dime?]]"
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118	->''"Richard Garriot's tabletop ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' game must have been just about the most glorious thing in human history. This game takes ''[[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]]'', ''Franchise/StarTrek'', ''Franchise/StarWars'', ''Series/DoctorWho'' among many other things, throws them in a blender and hits the puree switch, and ''my god is it beautiful''. This guy is a god of nerds."''
119	-->-- ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'' on ''VideoGame/UltimaI''
120
121	->'''Alma:''' Has anyone ever told you how weird it is that you have a viking cat for a partner?\
122	'''Shepard:''' You walk around with a power-armored Hispanic teddy bear.
123	-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Vigil}}''

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