Line #23 Quotes/NiceJobFixingItVillain


1	!!!In Works
2	->'''Faust:''' ''[to Mephistopheles]'' Who art thou, then?\
3	'''Mephistopheles:''' Part of that Power, not understood,\
4	Which always wills the Bad, and always works the Good.
5	-->-- ''Theatre/{{Faust}}''
6
7	->'''Seven of Nine:''' The Borg once traveled back in time to stop [[Film/StarTrekFirstContact Zefram Cochrane]] from breaking the warp barrier. They succeeded, but that in turn led the starship ''Enterprise'' to intervene. They assisted Cochrane with the flight the Borg was trying to prevent. Causal loop complete.\
8	'''Lt. Ducane:''' So, in a way, the Federation owes its existence to the Borg?\
9	'''Seven:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You're welcome.]]
10	-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS5E23Relativity Relativity]]"
11
12	->''There's no telling what you murdering hypocrites were trying to accomplish, but now that I think about it, [[MissingStepsPlan your master plan seems to have a few holes in it]]... Wanna eradicate humanity?! '''MAYBE NEXT TIME DON'T TEACH ME HOW TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!'''''
13	-->--'''Eren to Reiner''', ''Manga/AttackOnTitan''
14
15	->"''Yonggary should be given the credit, she was the one that was able turn it around, save us all.''"
16	-->-- '''Dr. Nolan Hughes''', ''Film/{{Reptilian}}''
17
18	->'''Batman:''' [[DeathByOriginStory You killed my parents.]]\
19	'''Joker:''' ''[confused]'' Heh? [[ButForMeItWasTuesday What are you talking about?]]\
20	'''Batman:''' [[CreateYourOwnVillain I made you]], [[CreateYourOwnHero but you made me first]].\
21	'''Joker:''' ''[[[OhCrap scared]]]'' Come on, Bat-brain, I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say I made you, you gotta say you made me! How childish can you get?
22	-->-- ''Film/Batman1989''
23
24	->"By now, there's so much paranoia running wild that you got guys checking in because they think they're about to be put on knock-off, see? If you're going to be iced for ratting when you're innocent, why not make yourself guilty, and score all the rewards that go along with it?"\
25	I shrugged at the perfect cross he was describing. It was true enough - every gang put out hits on ''suspected'' rats, so it had to happen. You start suspecting you've ''been'' suspected, and...
26	-->-- ''Terminal'', by Creator/AndrewVachss
27
28	->'''General Katana:''' You're not coming back to Zeist, [=MacLeod=].\
29	'''Connor [=MacLeod=]:''' I never planned to.\
30	'''General Katana:''' What do you mean?\
31	'''Connor [=MacLeod=]''': After all this time, I was ready to kick back, grow old, and die. Then you send those punks down here. You changed everything. And now I'm back to square one -- immortal, again! So Katana, let's see who goes back to Zeist after all.
32	-->-- ''Film/HighlanderIITheQuickening''
33
34	->''"I know that although the Daleks will create havoc and destruction for millions of years, I know also that from their evil must come something good."''
35	-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', on why he doesn't wipe out the Daleks in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS12E4GenesisOfTheDaleks Genesis of the Daleks]]" ([[JokerImmunity not that he hasn't tried, of course]])
36
37	->'''Messala:''' By what magic do you bear the name of a Consul of Rome?\
38	'''Judah:''' You were the magician, Messala. When my ship was sunk, I saved the Consul's life.
39	-->-- ''Film/BenHur1959''
40
41	->''"Isn't this ironic? Here we are, all thanks to the dark magic curse you placed on Link!"''
42	-->-- '''Midna''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess''
43
44	->''Close the blast doors!''\
45	(Han and Chewie barely get through, causing the attempt to trap them to backfire.)\
46	''[[OhCrap Open the blast doors]], '''open the blast doors'''!''
47	-->-- '''A random Stormtrooper''', ''Film/ANewHope mono mix''
48
49	->'''Dr. Mean:''' The city is doomed, Commander Fistfight! I've poisoned the water supply!\
50	'''Commander Fistfight:''' Actually, because you poisoned the water supply, we discovered that the city's pipe infrastructure is ''really'' severely outdated, so thank you for bringing our attention to that. Millions of people could've gotten really sick over the next few years. Secondly, because you snuck past the security system so easily, we found out that funds specifically ''for'' that security system were being embezzled by government officials, so we've busted a major fraud ring. And finally, the pathogen you unleashed ''does'' give people mild diarrhea, but we've found it also is a great source of Vitamin C.\
51	'''Dr. Mean:''' Okay, whatever. Take this! ''[shoots Commander Fistfight, hitting him in the shoulder]''\
52	'''Commander Fistfight:''' ''[recoils slightly, then moves his shoulder around]'' You fixed my shoulder!\
53	'''Dr. Mean:''' GOD DAMMIT!
54	-->-- ''WebVideo/ProZD'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPUgjy-Pn-4 a villain who unintentionally always does helpful things]]"
55
56	->'''Eggman:''' [[ThisCannotBe Impossible!]] I thought all the prototypes were destroyed!\
57	'''Tails:''' A costly oversight, Doctor. This is why I always check and double-check as any good scientist would.
58	-->-- ''VideoGame/SonicForces'', after [[spoiler:Infinite's failure to destroy a [[ArtifactOfDoom prototype Phantom Ruby]] and Eggman's failure to ensure that all prototype Phantom Rubies ''were'' destroyed ruins Eggman's endgame]]
59
60	->'''Grand Admiral Thrawn:''' So you lost Hera Syndulla, yet you hold a parade. Explain yourself, Governor Pryce.\
61	'''Governor Pryce:''' A celebration of our victory over the rebels, Grand Admiral. As for General Syndulla, I have something better. ''[shows Thrawn [[spoiler:Kanan's lightsaber]]]''\
62	'''Thrawn:''' Ah, it's true, then. But [[spoiler:the Jedi's death]] came at a cost, did it not? ''[Pryce's [[OhCrap eyes widen in horror]]]'' Did you really believe that holding a parade would hide the fact that you destroyed our entire fuel supply? In defeating [[spoiler:Kanan Jarrus]], you have accomplished what the rebels failed to, and given them a victory. [[spoiler:The operation on Lothal, my TIE defender project, has been compromised.]]
63	-->--''WesternAnimation/StarWarsRebels'', "[[Recap/StarWarsRebelsS4E09DUME DUME]]"
64
65	->'''Scrooge [=McDuck=]:''' Way to dispel your own spell, [[spoiler:[=DeSpell=]]]! ''[dodges a bolt from Magica]'' You know, I ought to thank you.\
66	'''[[spoiler:Magica [=DeSpell=]]]:''' For showing you how weak and pathetic you truly are? You're welcome.\
67	'''Scrooge:''' If you hadn't attacked me, my family would very well have left forever. [[ConflictKiller By trying to destroy me, you've sorta saved my family.]]\
68	'''[[spoiler:Magica]]:''' That's not what happened!
69	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', [[Recap/DuckTales2017S1E24TheShadowWarPartIITheDayOfTheDucks "The Shadow War Part II, Day of the Ducks"]]
70
71	->''"What the?! How'd that human get in here...? Ohhh. Guess I forgot to close that [[ItMakesSenseInContext jizo's back-door]] on my way out..."''
72	-->-- '''Mai Teireida''', upon realizing that [[PlayerCharacter Reimu/Marisa]] followed her into [[PortalCrossroadWorld her master's domain]], ''VideoGame/TouhouTenkuushouHiddenStarInFourSeasons''
73
74	->''"Nice move, [[CallingCard leaving the water running]]. Now we know each and every house you two have hit."''
75	-->-- '''Police Officer''', ''Film/HomeAlone1''
76
77	->''"[[spoiler:Tyrannia]]. Thank you. If it wasn't for you... If you didn't make me go on this huge adventure... I wouldn't have built up the courage to do [[LoveConfession this]]. ''[...]'' [[spoiler:Tyrannia]]'s actions have brought us together... [[spoiler:Tyrannia]] did something good."''
78	-->-- '''Ann''', ''VideoGame/{{Annventure}}''
79
80	->Visser Three issues an announcement that any yeerk found deserting the empire to become a [[ShapeshifterModeLock nothlit]] will be executed. Which is very considerate of him, because that's how the 90% of yeerks who didn't already know end up finding out that that's an option.
81	-->-- "What if Jake was stuck in morph?", ''Fanfic/AllAssortedAnimorphsAUs''
82
83	->''"Banishing me was the best thing you could have done for my life. It put me on the right path."''
84	-->-- '''Zuko''' to '''Ozai''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', [[Recap/AvatarTheLastAirbenderSozinsCometPart4AvatarAang "Sozin's Comet, Part 4: Avatar Aang"]]
85
86	->'"'What are you so afraid of, Cell? Isn't [[UnstoppableRage this]] what you wanted? IWarnedYou! I told you what would happen if you pushed me too far! But you didn't listen! You forced me to awaken my hidden power! And now that you've seen it, you're afraid...because you know that I'm going to destroy you!"''
87	-->-- '''Gohan''', ''Anime/DragonBallZ''
88
89	->''"As of now, 0315 Earth Standard Time, I'm placing you under arrest for conspiracy to mutiny and failure to obey the chain of command. The order for Nightwatch to take over Babylon 5 Security came from the Political Office. The Political Office, despite its connection to the president, is a civilian agency outside the direct chain of command. Orders affecting military personnel must come from within the military hierarchy, starting from the president, through the Joint Chiefs of Staff, to your immediate superior officer. A senator cannot give you a direct order, a ''governor'' cannot give you a direct order, and neither can the Political Office. Make no mistake, this is an illegal order."''
90	-->-- '''Captain John Sheridan''', ''Series/BabylonFive'', "[[Recap/BabylonFiveS03E09PointOfNoReturn Point of No Return]]"
91
92	->''"Let me begin by issuing my sincere gratitude to the Five Elder Stars. The fact that they decided to execute Ace when they did, and tip my crew off beforehand, was the biggest reason we were able to intervene. The day we raised our revolution on Sabaody was always going to be the last day that the Straw Hat Pirates were together before we disbanded. Our time was finite and our separation was unstoppable. And so, you see, I'm thanking the Elder Stars for when they chose to announce the war. Because if they hadn't warned us before we disbanded, if they had waited just'' one. More. Day. …''They would have succeeded."''
93	-->--'''Jeremiah Cross''', ''Fanfic/ThisBites''
94
95	!!!On works
96	->''"General Katana is a FUCKING idiot! ...We wouldn't even have a movie if you'd just stayed at home, played some Nintendo, and let the poor bastard drink himself to death in two years. But ''no'', you had to go to Earth and shake his fucking tree."''
97	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''' on ''Film/HighlanderIITheQuickening''

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