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1	->''"You're watching the [[Creator/{{Syfy}} Sci Fi Channel]], television for the thrity-eight-year-old virgin"''
2	-->--Pre-skit tagline from ''Series/MadTV1995''
3
4	->* Kederaji is now officially offended by UsefulNotes/TheRedCross.
5	->'''<[=FraX=]>''' How much blood did they want today?
6	->'''<Kederaji>''' Well, you know that questionnaire they ask you before they poke you with the needle?
7	->'''<[=FraX=]>''' Yeah.
8	->'''<Kederaji>''' Well, the guy took a look at me and started marking all the sex related questions as "No".
9	->'''<Kederaji>''' Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No."
10	->'''<Kederaji>''' The bastard.
11	->'''<[=FraX=]>''' Was he right?
12	->'''<Kederaji>''' He was, but that's not the point!
13	-->-- ''Bash.org''
14
15	->'''Nerd 1:''' I'm holding five energy cards and a [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Hokéycon]]!
16	->'''Nerd 2:''' So? I'm holding three trainer cards and two evolution cards!
17	->'''Musty:''' I know something these two will never hold-a woman!
18	-->--''Magazine/{{MAD}}'', Hokéycon
19
20	->''"I'll have you know that the great ''Hououin Kyouma'', with his 170 IQ -the same as ''Isaac Newton'''s, might I add- [[SourGrapes finds research more interesting than girls!]]"''
21	-->-- '''Okabe "Hououin Kyouma" Rintarou,''' ''VisualNovel/SteinsGate''
22
23	->Q: Who shot first? Han or Greedo?\
24	A: Sleep with somebody.
25	-->-- ''WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses''
26
27	->'''Elias:''' (holding an onion ring) Hey Randal...[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings one ring to rule them all...]]
28	->'''Randal:''' And you wonder why no chick will let you stick your cock in her.
29	-->-- ''Film/ClerksII''
30
31	->'''Linus:''' What's the Klingon for "I'm going to die a virgin"?
32	->'''[[{{Trekkie}} Admiral Seasholtz]]:''' ''[Replies in fluent Klingon]''
33	-->-- ''Film/{{Fanboys}}''
34
35	->'''Yahtzee:''' (Increasingly amused) "... there's a moral choice aspect where you answer questions based on your own substantial experience with relationships stifled laughter"
36	-->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' on ''VideoGame/{{Catherine}}''
37
38	->'''Comic Book Guy:''' Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding; for me, much much more.
39	->'''Groundskeeper Willie:''' Ye cannae do that, sir! Ye don't have the power!
40	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
41
42	->''You don't want teenagers havin' sex but you don't want 'em playin' "TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons" either? Isn't that like sayin' you don't want 'em to get sick but you'd hate to see them get vaccinations?''
43	-->--'''Fred [=MacIntire=]''', ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive''
44
45	->'''Stu:''' I work for a company that... Basically, we take like business requirements from organizations, then we analyze those requirements, and then we build software to fit those requirements.\
46	'''Pauline Ivanovich''': He is a virgin! He is a virgin!
47	-->--''Film/WhatWeDoInTheShadows''
48
49	->'''Andrew:''' And then what? Think your little witch buddy's gonna stop with us? You saw her. She's a truck-driving, magic mama, and we've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers. And not one of you bunch has the midi-chlorians to stop her.\
50	'''Xander:''' You've never had any tiny bit of sex, have you?
51	-->--''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Two to Go"
52
53	->''I’m sorry for doing gags about how gamers are lonely and desperate for female companionship. I would feel more sorry if these strips didn’t tend to elicit a lot of positive responses from gamers.''
54	-->'''Shaenon Garrity''', ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}'' [[http://narbonic.com/comic/january-26-31-2004/ commentary]]
55
56	->''Like calling someone a virgin in response to their review of a fantasy novel, despite the fact that virgins often have in-depth knowledge of fantasy universes.''
57	--> JG Keely, from [[https://starsbeetlesandfools.blogspot.com/2015/03/your-guide-to-terrible-goodreads.html this blog post.]]

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