Line #13 Quotes/NegativeContinuity


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2	[[folder:Comic Books]]
3	-> [[ItMakesSenseInContext (After the Star Donkey kicks the earth into the sun)]]\
4	'''Next Time on Invader Zim:'''\
5	'''Dib:''' Remember when I told you not to do that thing, and you did that thing anyhow and a giant donkey destroyed the Earth?\
6	'''Zim:''' Nope.
7	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim Issue 3''
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10	[[folder:Music]]
11	->'''Interviewer:''' So that's an average day for you then?\
12	'''The Boss:''' No doubt.\
13	'''Interviewer:''' You [[GroinAttack chop your balls off]] and die?\
14	'''The Boss:''' Hell yeah.
15	-->--'''Music/TheLonelyIsland''', "Like A Boss"
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18	[[folder:Web Animation]]
19	->''So, how many times has the world blown up again?''
20	-->-- '''Green Chair Guy''', ''WebAnimation/TheDementedCartoonMovie''
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22	->'''Kenstar:''' Okay, so the rules are you gotta draw your created character with an existing character from the ''Girlchan'' continuity.\
23	'''Green Guy:''' ''What'' continuity!?\
24	'''Kenstar:''' Sssshut your ''mouth!''
25	-->-- ''WebAnimation/GirlchanInParadise''
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28	[[folder:Web Original]]
29	->''"If this were a ''[[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine DS9]]'' episode, you could have headed back into the series' rich mythology and shown how these characters have changed over the years, but unfortunately the crew of ''Voyager'' look and act exactly the same way now as they did in ''Caretaker''...It doesn’t help that the former Maquis commander is the dullest character to have emerged from this series and plods through history with about as much personality as a [[TheGenericGuy mouldy old carrot]]."''
30	-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/voyager-season-seven.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ([[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS7E10Shattered "Shattered"]])
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32	->''"Now, I must confess that I’ve done this sort of thing before, getting bored with how a show was playing out, ending a match without warning, then moving on to something completely different and pretending that the preceding events never happened. Of course, I was eight years old at the time and my 'promotion' was made up of Hasbro WWF figures [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny and Ninja Turtles]], which meant that I was only disappointing an audience of one."''
33	-->-- ''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}'', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/the-wwe-walkout/ "The WWE Walkout"]]
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36	[[folder:Web Video]]
37	->''"The closest thing to opening up ''[[Videogame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]]'' is the founding of Hyrule. But there was people living there ''before'', and considering how little Nintendo cares about the timeline, those people probably called it Hyrule to begin with.\
38	That's sounds incredibly stupid doesn't it? That's probably what you're thinking. That ''would'' be incredibly stupid. It would '''almost''' be as incredibly stupid as the King of Hyrule passionately telling the children at the end of ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker The Wind Waker]]'' that their new land won't be called Hyrule, because he wanted the past washed away.\
39	And then, within a few years, they discover a new continent. [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSpiritTracks Guess what they call it.]]"''
40	-->-- '''[[https://youtu.be/7qAjK7wd5QE?t=40m44s Matthewmatosis]]'''
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42	->''"It's kinda funny; it doesn't even take weeks to contradict themselves. It's immediate. Abyss breaking a board and then 5 min later--not even a ''commercial'' break later--he's [[HyperspaceArsenal got a new stick]]. He's got spares, I dunno. He must have a golf bag full of these things."''
43	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74DmENyMaAw#t=2650s on]] ''{{Wrestling/TNA}} [=iMPACT=]'' 8.26.10
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45	->''"There is no continuity, there is only Insano."''
46	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony's]]''' "explanation" of Doctor Insano's MultipleChoicePast.
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49	[[folder:Web Original]]
50	->''"I guess my point here is that any established piece of information about a Sesame Street character is subject to change, especially for comedy purposes."''
51	-->-- '''[[https://toughpigs.com/cookie-monster-real-name-sid-dont/ Ryan Roe]]''' on ''Series/SesameStreet'', ''Website/ToughPigs''
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54	[[folder:Western Animation]]
55	->'''Stan:''' Cartman, you dumbass! That's not how it happened!\
56	'''Kyle:''' Yeah, dude! Kenny just died eight hours ago from that monster; how could he have died ''back then'' too?\
57	'''Cartman:''' [[LampshadeHanging Huh, I guess that ''doesn't'' make any sense...]]
58	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
59
60	->'''Park Manager:''' Here at Itchy and Scratchy Land, we're just as concerned with violence as you are. That's why we're always careful to show the consequences of deadly mayhem, so that we may educate as well as horrify.\
61	'''Marge:''' When do you show the consequences? On TV, that mouse pulled out that cat's lungs and played them like a bagpipe, but in the next scene, the cat was breathing comfortably.
62	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E4ItchyAndScratchyLand Itchy and Scratchy Land]]"
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64	->'''Lisa:''' You had an older brother named Cyrus? You've never mentioned him before.\
65	'''Grandpa:''' And I never will again.
66	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS17E9SimpsonsChristmasStories Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"
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69	[[folder:Real Life]]
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71	->''"If something explodes in one episode, in the next episode, it is rebuilt, it is beautiful, right where it used to be, with no indication that it ever exploded."''
72	-->-- '''Alex Hirsch''' tell it like it is[[note]]While Hirsch has worked on shows with this trope, his own series ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' utilizes a MythArc.[[/note]]
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74	->''"Very little on ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'' can be considered canon. If you try to find continuity on this show you'll drive yourself nuts. The only thing that's consistent is we try to make the show [[RapidFireComedy as funny as possible]]. And we'd never let a little thing like continuity get in the way of that."''
75	-->-- '''Bill Freiberger''', Executive Producer
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77	->''"Continuity Alert: Sunday's WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons playfully re-interprets the show's timeline to allow Homer to be a teenager in the early '90s — The Simpsons is a 32-year-old series where the characters do not age, so the "canon" must be elastic/contradictory/silly. This does not mean other beloved classic The Simpsons flashback shows didn't happen. None of this happened. It's all made up. Every episode is its own Groundhog Day that only has make sense for that story (if that). There is no The Simpsons "canon" or "non-canon." There are only stories. If all these crazy things really happened to one family the characters would be in a mental hospital. If you love, hate or are completely indifferent to our Silly Putty paradoxical continuity, thank you so much for watching/caring about The Simpsons at any point in its 100000 years of existence.''
78	-->-- ''The Simpsons'' Executive Producer '''Matt Selman''' on the show's continuity (or lack thereof) prior to the airing of "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS32E15DoPizzaBotsDreamOfElectricGuitars Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?]]"
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