| 1 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 2 | [[folder:Anime and Manga]] |
| 3 | ->''"Lina Inverse and Gourry Gabriev! And some nobody!"'' |
| 4 | -->-- '''Erisiel Vrumugun''', ''Literature/{{Slayers}}: The Ghost of Sairaag'' |
| 5 | |
| 6 | ->''"I gathered all of the mightiest warriors on Earth! And [[ButtMonkey Krillin]]'s here, too."'' |
| 7 | -->-- '''Bulma''', ''Anime/DragonBallSuperSuperHero'' |
| 8 | [[/folder]] |
| 9 | |
| 10 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 11 | ->'''Megatron:''' "So… you mean to tell me, that despite the efforts of the most cunning individuals in our ranks, and Starscream… Our enemies were able to gain control over the remaining two superpowers, as well as the remnants of Britannia?" |
| 12 | -->-- ''Fanfic/CodePrime'' ''R2: Revolution'' Chapter 16: [[Recap/CodePrimeR2Revolution16AUnitedFrontFacingtheDarkHorizon A United Front Facing a Dark Horizon]] |
| 13 | [[/folder]] |
| 14 | |
| 15 | [[folder:Film -- Animated]] |
| 16 | ->''"MY ARMY! Koopas! Goombas! Whatever those things are[[note]]Spinies[[/note]]!"'' |
| 17 | -->-- '''Bowser''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosMovie'' |
| 18 | [[/folder]] |
| 19 | |
| 20 | [[folder:Film -- Live-Action]] |
| 21 | ->''"Ladies and gentlemen... and you, Elias."'' |
| 22 | -->-- '''Randal Graves''', ''Film/ClerksII'' |
| 23 | [[/folder]] |
| 24 | |
| 25 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 26 | ->''"Josh, these are my friends...and that's Ross."'' |
| 27 | -->-- '''Rachel''', ''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One with Joey's New Girlfriend" |
| 28 | |
| 29 | ->''"Ladies. Gentlemen. [[LadiesAndGerms Ted.]]"'' |
| 30 | -->-- '''Barney''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' |
| 31 | |
| 32 | ->'''Robin:''' That reminds me, I invited Bob.\ |
| 33 | '''Lily:''' ''Bob?'' You've been on like three dates with that guy, we haven't even met him! [...] This is our first Thanksgiving. Thirty years from now, we're gonna look at the photos and say, "Oh, there's the four people I love most in the world. And ''Bob''." |
| 34 | -->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS3E09Slapsgiving Slapsgiving]]" |
| 35 | |
| 36 | ->''"I said we needed to meet covertly. Now I see you brought the entire Charming softball team, and their pirate mascot?!"'' |
| 37 | -->-- '''[[Characters/OnceUponATimeRegina Regina Mills]]''', ''Series/OnceUponATime'', "[[Recap/OnceUponATimeS4E14EnterTheDragon Enter the Dragon]]" |
| 38 | [[/folder]] |
| 39 | |
| 40 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 41 | ->''MAN, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and UsefulNotes/{{Canada}}.'' |
| 42 | -->--''Literature/TheDevilsDictionary'' |
| 43 | [[/folder]] |
| 44 | |
| 45 | [[folder:Religion & Mythology]] |
| 46 | ->''Hail, [=Æ=]sir!\ |
| 47 | Hail, Asyniur!\ |
| 48 | And ye, all-holy gods!\ |
| 49 | all, save that one man,\ |
| 50 | who sits within there,\ |
| 51 | Bragi, on yonder bench.'' |
| 52 | -->-- '''Loki''', ''Literature/PoeticEdda'' |
| 53 | |
| 54 | ->"When all the people and the [[IntimidatingRevenueService tax collectors]] heard this..." |
| 55 | -->-- '''[[Literature/TheFourGospels Luke 7:29]]''' |
| 56 | [[/folder]] |
| 57 | |
| 58 | [[folder:Theatre]] |
| 59 | ->'''Paul:''' Ted! ...Emma's Boss.\ |
| 60 | '''Professor Higgens:''' That's right, Paul! All your best friends are here! |
| 61 | -->-- ''Theatre/TheGuyWhoDidntLikeMusicals'' |
| 62 | [[/folder]] |
| 63 | |
| 64 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 65 | ->''"You aren't alone. You have friends that care about you... and [[TokenEvilTeammate Etna]]."'' |
| 66 | -->-- '''Adell''', ''VideoGame/Disgaea2CursedMemories'' |
| 67 | |
| 68 | ->'''Paimon''': We have with us here the flower, the guide, the legend... and Timaeus.\ |
| 69 | '''Klee''': Huh? Why did you only say Timaeus's name? You should say my name, too!\ |
| 70 | '''Paimon''': Alright, alright! We also have Klee.\ |
| 71 | '''Klee''': That's me! Hehehe~ |
| 72 | -->-- ''VideoGame/GenshinImpact'' |
| 73 | |
| 74 | ->''"With all of us gods, er, and [[LargeHam Pyrrhon..."]]'' |
| 75 | -->-- '''Lady Palutena,''' ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising'' |
| 76 | |
| 77 | ->''"[[MissionControl We]] saw it all. [[FinalBoss The daring]]. [[AstralFinale The bravery]]. [[EleventhHourSuperpower The inkredible skills]]. Who knew [[GratuitousAnimalSidekick Smallfry]] could do [[SuperMode all that]]! A-and [[PlayerCharacter you]] were there too!"'' |
| 78 | -->-- '''Agent 2''', ''VideoGame/Splatoon3'' |
| 79 | [[/folder]] |
| 80 | |
| 81 | [[folder:Visual Novels]] |
| 82 | -> '''Raine:''' It's nice to meet you, Willow. I'm Raine. And these are my friends, Imtura, Tyril, Nia, and Mal.\ |
| 83 | ''(looks over at Aerin)''\ |
| 84 | '''Raine:''' And this is Aerin.\ |
| 85 | '''Aerin:''' I don't rate as a friend? I'm wounded.\ |
| 86 | '''Raine:''' Keep not betraying us, and maybe someday you'll get upgraded to "acquaintance". |
| 87 | -->-- ''VisualNovel/BladesOfLightAndShadow'' |
| 88 | [[/folder]] |
| 89 | |
| 90 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 91 | |
| 92 | ->'''Singer:''' Our brave heroes and Nickel...\ |
| 93 | '''Nickel:''' Hey! |
| 94 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/BattleForDreamIslandThePowerOfTwo'' |
| 95 | |
| 96 | ->''"Attention, keepers of the Champions League... and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_de_Gea De Gea]]."'' |
| 97 | -->-- '''[[spoiler:Galactic]] VAR referee''', ''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}'' |
| 98 | |
| 99 | ->''"I am not about to let the ''third'' thing with my friends... and Dave and Lisa... be ruined because of the [[MonsterOfTheWeek monster]]... or douchebag... of the week messed everything up!"'' |
| 100 | -->-- '''Koden''', ''WebAnimation/DSBTInsaniT'', "The Camping Webisode" |
| 101 | |
| 102 | ->'''Strong Bad''': Oh man! Stuck in who-knows-where-ville which a bunch of losers and Strong Sad!\ |
| 103 | '''Strong Sad''': I don't know whether to be insulted, complemented, or both... |
| 104 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner [[WebAnimation/MyLittlePonyMeets meets My Little Pony]]'' |
| 105 | |
| 106 | ->'''Ruby:''' Sisters! Friends! Weiss.\ |
| 107 | '''Weiss:''' Hey! |
| 108 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' |
| 109 | [[/folder]] |
| 110 | |
| 111 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 112 | ->'''The Judger:''' We are "The Legion of Super Heroes, and the Knifeketeer," a collection of the world's mightiest crime fighters. And the Knifeketeer.\ |
| 113 | '''The Knifeketeer:''' I'm feeling a bit excluded.\ |
| 114 | '''The Judger:''' You're included. That is what "and" means. |
| 115 | -->-- ''Webcomic/BasicInstructions'', [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/6/9/how-to-be-kind-to-the-least-among-you.html "How to Be Kind to the Least Among You"]] |
| 116 | |
| 117 | ->''Best of friends on an adventure! Also Meta Knight.'' |
| 118 | -->-- '''Kirby''', ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily'', |
| 119 | [[/folder]] |
| 120 | |
| 121 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 122 | ->''Tomb of Horrors 2\ |
| 123 | Ruins of Azakar Klor 15\ |
| 124 | Shadowspire Castle 24\ |
| 125 | Manchester 26'' |
| 126 | -->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', Entry # 7 of "[[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_204_if-real-life-worked-like-role-playing-game_p25/#20 If Real Life Worked Like A Video Game]]" |
| 127 | |
| 128 | ->'''Andrew Luck''': We'll have four great teams.\ |
| 129 | '''Brandon Weeden''': Two thrilling matchups.\ |
| 130 | '''Christian Ponder''': Three elite quarterbacks.\ |
| 131 | '''Andy Dalton''': And Joe Flacco.\ |
| 132 | '''Joe Flacco''': So help me, I will beat the [[UnusualEuphemism Romo]] out of every single one of you. |
| 133 | -->-- ''Website/NFLQuarterbacksOnFacebook: Divisional Roundup'' |
| 134 | |
| 135 | ->''"[[Music/BonJovi Jon Bon Jovi]]'s bid was too low for the NFL. That's right: The Bills got lowballed by Jon Bon Jovi. They couldn't even get Music/BruceSpringsteen to bid on this team. They had to get Springsteen's [[PoorMansSubstitute private-label equivalent]]... I just imagine people going by the listing and being like, 'Christ, that's STILL on the market?' It's like trying to sell a house someone OD'd in."'' |
| 136 | -->-- ''"[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-buffalo-bills-1628452314 Why Your Team Sucks 2014]]: Buffalo Bills"'' |
| 137 | |
| 138 | ->''"It all started out promising enough. [[Wrestling/{{TNA}} The Carters]] had decided to go for broke and started bringing in big name talent. [[Wrestling/HulkHogan Hogan]]. [[Wrestling/RicFlair Flair]]. [[Wrestling/JeffHardy Hardy]]. [[Wrestling/RobVanDam Van Dam]]. [[Wrestling/TheNastyBoys Knobbs]].\ |
| 139 | [[DoubleTake Wait, what?]]''" |
| 140 | -->-- ''Website/{{Wrestlecrap}}'', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/the-new-monday-night-wars-2010-gooker-award-winner/ "The New Monday Night Wars"]] |
| 141 | |
| 142 | ->''"They offered Creator/MichaelDouglas $15 million for the lead role but he refused. Then they offered the movie to Creator/KeanuReeves, Creator/TomCruise, Creator/DanielDayLewis (can you picture that?), Creator/JeffBridges, Creator/MichaelKeaton, Creator/CharlieSheen, Creator/LiamNeeson, and ''[[QuestionableCasting Tim Robbins]]'' (again, can you picture that?). Then they finally offered the movie to Matthew Modine. Congratulations Matthew, you were only the tenth person they considered for the role. You only slightly beat out Creator/DavidHasselhoff. I was surprised they didn’t offer Stallone the role frankly. [[BaitAndSwitchComment Frank Stallone]] that is."'' |
| 143 | -->-- '''Miles Antwiler''', ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'', [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/05/20/cutthroat-island-renny-harlin-1995/ on]] ''Film/CutthroatIsland'' |
| 144 | [[/folder]] |
| 145 | |
| 146 | [[folder:Web Video]] |
| 147 | ->[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]]'' is a really good game from the same company that would go on to make ''VideoGame/WiiMusic'' ten years later.'' |
| 148 | -->-- '''WebVideo/SchaffrillasProductions''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUZKGjXl3eo Ocarina of Time - 20 Years of Perfection]]" |
| 149 | |
| 150 | ->''"I mean, this is a fantastic cast of really well known actors, and Amanda Peet."'' |
| 151 | -->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''', on ''Film/TwoThousandTwelve'' |
| 152 | |
| 153 | ->''[[Literature/HarryPotter Wise Ravenclaw, cunning Slytherin, brave Gryffindor, and... Hufflepuff...]] they're there too, I guess. I dunno.'' |
| 154 | -->-- '''WebVideo/ProZD''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1j499kQ3wE The four Hogwarts houses]]'' |
| 155 | |
| 156 | ->My book, ''Moon of Pluto'', is already available in all bookstores from Argentina, Chile, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia, Mexico, Peru, Colombia, Central America, Spain, China, Japan, Nazi Germany, Guatemala, South Africa, Brasil, the city of Baghdad, the ghost town of Pripyat, Ukraine, Antarctica, the North Pole, Bangladesh, North Korea, [[Manga/DragonBall Namek]], [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} Gotham City]], Vatican City, the Roman Empire, UsefulNotes/{{Chernobyl}}, the sea abyss, the state of Pennsylvania, Jerusalem, the island of Poveglia in Italy, the villages of Pompeii and Herculanum, Cambodia, Egypt, the people of Bavaria, Russia, Turkmenistan, Italy, England, Iraq, the old Jewish cemetery, France, Saudi Arabia, AncientPersia, the Marianas Trench, Norway, Loki's Castle, India, the underworld of several countries, the Deep Web, Taringa, 4chan, [[CountryMatters your mother's cunt]], all universes, all dimensions, all realities from the cosmos and the creation, '''and Venezuela'''. |
| 157 | -->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF8dcQHM3cY This parody]] of [[Creator/DrossRotzank a Youtuber's]] announcement of one of his books that underwent MemeticMutation. |
| 158 | |
| 159 | ->''"Rhino? Mysterio? Shocker!? Scorpion!? Chameleon!? Oh my god! All of my greatest foes! And the Chameleon!"'' |
| 160 | -->-- '''Spider-Man''', [[https://youtu.be/5K7mGiCPNmI "The Sinister Six put Spider-Man in a Coma"]] by '''WebVideo/SolidJJ''' |
| 161 | |
| 162 | ->'''Beau:''' Luckily, traveling with a band of misfits and goblins and half-orcs and... Caduceus.\ |
| 163 | '''Caduceus:''' [[{{Touche}} That's fair]]. |
| 164 | -->-- ''WebVideo/CriticalRole'' "[=C2E87=] -- Punishment and Politics" |
| 165 | |
| 166 | ->''Earth SMP is a livestreamed survival multiplayer server, with all your favorite content creators. And also [=TommyInnit=].'' |
| 167 | -->-- '''WebVideo/{{Technoblade}}''', ''WebVideo/SMPEarth'' |
| 168 | [[/folder]] |
| 169 | |
| 170 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 171 | ->'''Katara:''' It's those girls from Omashu!\ |
| 172 | '''Toph:''' We can take em. Three on three!\ |
| 173 | '''Sokka:''' Actually, Toph, there's four of us.\ |
| 174 | '''Toph:''' Oh, sorry. I didn't count you. Y'know, [[TheTeamNormal no bending and all?]]\ |
| 175 | '''Sokka:''' I CAN STILL FIGHT!\ |
| 176 | '''Toph:''' Okay. Three on three plus Sokka. |
| 177 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender,'' [[Recap/AvatarTheLastAirbenderTheChase "The Chase"]] |
| 178 | |
| 179 | ->''"Well, if it isn't my arch nemesis, Bart Simpson... and his sister Lisa, to whom I'm fairly indifferent."'' |
| 180 | -->-- '''Sideshow Bob''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming" |
| 181 | |
| 182 | ->'''Stealth Elf:''' Kaos wearing a funny hat and crusing around with the Doom Raiders? We can handle that situation in our sleep, right guys?\ |
| 183 | '''Jet-Vac:''' You know it!\ |
| 184 | '''Eruptor:''' Piece of cake!\ |
| 185 | '''[[spoiler:Dark Spyro]]:''' You bet!\ |
| 186 | '''Pop Fizz:''' Absolutely!\ |
| 187 | '''Jet-Vac:''' Oh, Pop, when did you get here?\ |
| 188 | '''Pop Fizz:''' I've literally been here the whole time. Did you guys no notice me? |
| 189 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SkylandersAcademy'', [[Recap/SkylandersAcademyS3E5InLikeFlynn "In Like Flynn"]] |
| 190 | [[/folder]] |
| 191 | |
| 192 | [[folder:Other/Unsorted]] |
| 193 | ->''He's pointed them at every major Australian city. And Perth.''\ |
| 194 | [...]\ |
| 195 | ''He's blackmailing each city. Ten million each or he destroys them. Six million for Perth.'' |
| 196 | -->-- ''Captain Boomerang'' |
| 197 | |
| 198 | ->HERE IS JENSON BUTTON!\ |
| 199 | ROOKIE SENSATION LEWIS HAMILTON!\ |
| 200 | VETERAN STAR DAVID COULTHARD!\ |
| 201 | and anthony davidson |
| 202 | -->-- A [=YouTube=] commentator on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqjCP9Xhjz0 ITV's intro]] for the 2007 UsefulNotes/FormulaOne season, which pays considerably less attention to Davidson than it does the other three British drivers on the grid. |
| 203 | [[/folder]] |
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