Line #70 Quotes/MediaWatchdog


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3	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
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5	->''"Mary Whitehouse has taken umbrage, no surprise there."''
6	-->-- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'', "Election Night Special"
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8	[[/folder]]
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10	[[folder:Music]]
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12	->''It's on the front page of the papers\
13	[[MilesGloriosus This is their hour of need]]\
14	Where's a policeman when you need one\
15	To blame the colour TV?''
16	-->--'''Music/PetShopBoys''', "Suburbia"
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18	[[/folder]]
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20	[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]
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22	->''"'Yooouuu can not say filth flarn filth flarn filth in front of people.' And I said, 'I never said no ''filth flarn filth.''[='=] He said, 'You know what I'm talking about. I can't use the type of language that ''you'' use, but you know what I mean when I say ''filth flarn flarn flarn filth.''[='=] And I said, "I never said no ''filth flarn filth'', and I don't know what you're talking about, and I'm offended that you called. Fuck you.' And that's when Bill got pissed. 'That's what I'm talking about! Yoooouuuu cannot say... ''fuck!''[='=]"''
23	-->--'''Creator/EddieMurphy''' on Creator/BillCosby, ''Raw''
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25	->''"The FCC, an appointed body, not elected, answerable ''only'' to the President, decided all on its own that radio and TV were the only two parts of American media not protected by the First Amendment to the Constitution. I'd like to repeat that because it sounds ''vaguely important''. The FCC, an appointed body, not elected, answerable ''only'' to the President, decided ''all on its own'' that radio and TV were the only two parts of American media not protected by the free speech Amendment of the Constitution."''
26	-->--'''Creator/GeorgeCarlin'''
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28	->''"The majority of people are very reasonable I’ve found. But you know what, they don’t write letters when something offends them on TV, because reasonable people know IT’S JUST FUCKIN’ TELEVISION! Not only that, reasonable people have a life. They’re not sittin’ in some trailer with some fuckin’ crayon in their hand, some chicken scrawl goin’, 'I saw a guy talk about Jesus on the tube! I ain’t gon' tune in no more!' And also, reasonable people know ultimately they’re just fuckin’ ''jokes.'' Are you so afraid of a guy tellin’ jokes?"''
29	-->--'''Creator/BillHicks''', ''Relentless''
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31	->''"White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper ''says'' 'guns"?'? [[HauledBeforeASenateSubCommittee Congressional hearing.]] 'OHH MY GOD, that nigger said gun. And he rhymed it with FUN!'"''
32	-->--'''Creator/ChrisRock''', ''Never Scared''
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36	[[folder:Web Animation]]
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38	->''"Yes, {{UsefulNotes/Australia}} continues its [[BannedInChina valiant efforts]] to rescue its beer-swilling, thong-wearing, spouse-beating population from moral degeneracy, and I, in turn, continue to fight the power with daring guerrilla tactics--like Platform/{{Steam}} codes. (Just call me "Play Guevara")...and you know damn well it wasn't for its innovative gameplay or its heart-warming love story about a combat boot trying in vain to reunite with a concrete pavement."''
39	-->--''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' on ''{{VideoGame/Hatred}}''
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41	[[/folder]]
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43	[[folder:Webcomics]]
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45	->''"Hello, I'm Miss Sensorshep, Head of Censorship! You see, the working theory is that most people are stupid, and therefore incapable of figuring out what's being covered up and bleeped, and therefore [[InsaneTrollLogic cannot be harmed by their evils]]!"''
46	-->-- '''Miss Sensorshep''', ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'' [[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/?date=2003-10-12 filler comic]]
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48	[[/folder]]
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50	[[folder:Web Original]]
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52	->''Oh, the [[UsefulNotes/NationalFootballLeague NFL]], where [[Music/JanetJackson flashing a harmless lady nipple]] is an unforgivable sin, but abusing dogs and women isn't.''
53	-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/08/21/night-crumbs-175/ Michael K.]]'''
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55	->''When living Series/CrankYankers puppet Music/NickiMinaj released the video for her song 'Only' last Friday, a video that looks sort of like ''[[Theatre/TheProducers Springtime for Hitler]]'' crossed with ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'', she probably didn’t anticipate that it would cause any where near as many pearls to be clutched than her ''WesternAnimation/GeorgeOfTheJungle'' late-night phone sex ad video for 'Anaconda' did. After all, 'Only' doesn’t feature a single butt! Okay fine, there was one ass (Music/ChrisBrown).''
56	-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/11/nicki-minaj-is-sorry-for-that-nazi-ish-music-video/#more-155770 DListed]]''', "Nicki Minaj Is Sorry For That Nazi-ish Music Video"
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58	->''The group was instigated after Tipper observed her daughter listening to “Darling Nikki” by {{Music/Prince}} (lyrics about masturbation), and, in an inference process worthy of David Noebel, decided that rock & roll caused teen suicide, murder, Satanism, drug and alcohol use, and worse. Evidential base? Yeah, right.''
59	-->--''[[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2013/09/715-tipper-gore.html Encyclopedia of American Loons]]'' on the Parents Music Resource Center
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61	->"The top rope hurricanrana looks like a devastating finishing maneuver, but it doesn't hurt at all--if you ''know the trick to it''"'' just demean the formidable athletic talents of wrestlers, not to mention the intelligence of the fans. And how many kids are going to be trying these potentially dangerous moves now that they ''"[[FridgeHorror know the trick to it]]?"'' Not until the very end of the show did {{Creator/NBC}} put a disclaimer telling you not to try the moves at home.''
62	-->--'''[[http://www.ddtdigest.com/updates/1998111m.htm DDT]]''' on ''The Secrets of Wrestling''
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64	->''"Texas Preacher Declares [='=]''Manga/VampireKnight''[=’=] Manga, Dried Roses To Be Satanic Works, Is Literally Villain From [='=]''{{Film/Footloose}}''[='=]"''
65	-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/vampire-knight-dried-roses-cbldf-banned-books/ Chris Sims]]'''
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67	->''I am a father, and like many fathers I live in mortal fear of my children attacking me. There's already an unspoken tension between us. I’m getting older and weaker, they're getting bigger and stronger. I don’t need lunatics like Creator/DrSeuss exacerbating that tension with lines such as [='=]'' We like to hop. We like to hop on top of Pop.''[='=]"''
68	-->-- '''The Screamsheet''' [[http://screamsheet.wordpress.com/2014/05/06/ban-dr-seuss/ in response]] to a Toronto petition to ban ''Hop on Pop'' from public libraries
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70	->''For the most part, her complaints were transparently idiotic -- her objection to the cliffhanger in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS14E3TheDeadlyAssassin The Deadly Assassin]]" was that children would believe that [[OffscreenInertia the Doctor’s head was being held underwater for an entire week]], a suggestion that ascribes an almost comical level of televisual illiteracy onto children. But she was always good for a few exuberant and tabloid-friendly quotes like her famously description of ''Doctor Who'' as ''"[[MurderSimulators teatime brutality for tots]],"'' and had enough supporters to be influential in spite of her obvious deficiencies of reason.''
71	-->--'''[[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/a-mild-curiosity-in-a-junkyard-silence-in-the-librarythe-forest-of-the-dead/ Dr. El Sandifer]]''' on Mary Whitehouse
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73	->''You’ve got to love how much controversy surrounded this book at the time, with the Doctor (Shudder! Gasp!) taking magic mushrooms to contact the Blue. I was 13 at the time this book was released and I have to say, after reading it, [[SpaceWhaleAesop I was a regular user and always high as a kite trying to contact mind controlling aliens.]] Christ! Give children some bloody respect!''
74	-->--'''[[http://docohosreviews.blogspot.co.uk/2009/06/left-handed-hummingbird-by-kate-orman.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Literature/DoctorWhoNewAdventures'', ''The Left-Handed Hummingbird''
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76	->''Oh yes, much like the {{Chick Tract}}s warned us, ''D&D'' was my enticing entry point to a world of decadent sin and '''[[Film/RevengeOfTheNerds NEEEEEEEERD]]'''ery... Which might make it more ironic that the first group to get me into the tumbling die was a group of Evangelical kids. Sure, they may have tweaked the rules so that [[SufficientlyAnalyzedMagic magic was actually just psionics]] (because apparently an omniscient ruler of the Universe with a hate-on for anything even hinting of the dark vile forces of magick is also apparently easily fooled by a simple search and replace… no no see, my fictional character is [[MagicAIsMagicA setting things on fire with their brain]], not random fictional magical powers, so we’re all good).''
77	-->--'''[[http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/39923.html Cerberus]]'''
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79	->''Oh, and there’s a split-second shot of Bond kicking a military cop [[GroinAttack in the crotch.]] Note that he [[{{Badbutt}} wears a helmet on a bike,]] lest any children imitate him, but he still kicks a cop in the crotch.''
80	-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2011/01/18/non-review-review-octopussy/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''{{Film/Octopussy}}''
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82	->''The Motion Picture Association of America is less than pleased about a new poster for directors Creator/RobertRodriguez and Creator/FrankMiller’s new ''Film/SinCity'' film adaptation, ''[[Film/SinCityADameToKillFor A Dame to Kill For]]''. The poster depicts the title character, Ava Lord, played by actress Creator/EvaGreen, wearing a sheer gown that doesn't really cover all that much. Specifically, the MPAA complained about the 'curve of under breast and dark nipple/areola circle visible through sheer gown.' Reading a Frank Miller comic would probably make the MPAA's collective head explode.''
83	-->--'''''[[http://comicsalliance.com/sin-city-a-dame-to-kill-for-eva-green-poster-mpaa-banned/?trackback=tsmclip Comics Alliance]]'''''
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85	->''We start out with a parental discretion warning. I've whined about this before. The last time they did this was when Lionel [[SuicideIsPainless put a gun to his head and contemplated suicide because he was going to die in pain.]] Because, you know, that's not something someone might do or something a kid might have to one day confront on their own. Something that parents might WANT to have brought before their kids, given the high rate of suicide in teenagers. Y'know.''
86	-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep14 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("[[Recap/SmallvilleS03E16Crisis Crisis]]")
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88	[[/folder]]
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90	[[folder:Web Video]]
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92	->"Boy, am I glad they cut that last shot out of the theatrical version. I hate it when my {{slasher movie}}s contain slashings in them. Just as I hate comedies that don't cut out the funny parts."
93	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''', ''Film/FridayThe13th1980''
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95	->'''Cecil:''' Earlier in the film, Tristan has a miscarriage. As they wheel her into the hospital, we see her pants are bloody in the crotch area. The studio wanted him to remove that for being too graphic. Here is the same group of producers who forced him to add in [[{{Gorn}} gratuitous scenes of violence]] that only detracted from the film, and yet they have one scene that is genuinely disturbing, and they wanted it ''removed''.\
96	'''[[MemeticMutation Buzz Lightyear]]:''' Hypocrites. Hypocrites everywhere.
97	-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAkmHSzUIHQ Good Bad Flicks]]'' on Joe Berlinger, director of ''Film/BookOfShadowsBlairWitch2''
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101	[[folder:Western Animation]]
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103	->''They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this:\
104	They will make you take a "tinkle" when you wanna take a piss,\
105	And they'll make you call fellatio a "[[UnusualEuphemism trouser-friendly kiss]]"!\
106	It's the plain situation\
107	There's no negotiation\
108	With the fellas at the freakin' FCC!''
109	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NDPT0Ph5rA "The Freakin' FCC"]]
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111	->"In preparing for this debate, I did a little research, and I discovered something astonishing: There was violence in the past, [[DeadpanSnarker long before cartoons were invented.]]"
112	-->--'''Roger Meyer Sr.''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' ("[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS2E9ItchyAndScratchyAndMarge Itchy & Scratchy and Marge]]")
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114	->''"I'd swear but Standards won't let me!"''
115	-->--'''Eddy''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' ("Ed Overboard")
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117	[[/folder]]
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119	[[folder:Real Life]]
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121	->''To hold a pen is to be at war.''
122	-->-- '''{{Creator/Voltaire}}'''
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124	->''There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.''
125	-->-- '''Creator/OscarWilde'''
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127	->''Harry's world says that drinking dead animal blood gives power, a satanic human sacrifice and Harry's powerful blood brings new life, demon possession is not spiritually dangerous, and that passing through fire, contacting the dead, and conversing with ghosts, others in the spirit world, and more, is normal and acceptable.''
128	-->--''Harry Potter: Witchcraft Repackaged''
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130	->''Through this material, today's youth can be stimulated to sexual activities for which he has no legitimate outlet. He is even [[HeteronormativeCrusader enticed to enter the world of Homosexuals, Lesbians, Sadists, Masochists, and other sex deviants.]] The psychiatric terms for these ''unnatural'' sex acts are unknown to most ''decent'' adults in our country. But through these solicitous materials, these abnormalities are corrupting the minds and the hearts of our children. Perversion for profit!''
131	-->-- '''George Putnam''', arguing for censorship in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxEh-F_Cf8 Perversion for Profit (1965)]]
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133	->''He still gives marks to novels not for style nor insight nor wisdom nor art, but for 'morality.' Are these nice people? Is this a nice author? Adultery, premarital intercourse, aberration, are wicked things nice people don’t do and if an author does not firmly put them down and opt for marriage and fidelity the offending work must go. Prescott’s favorite pejorative adjective is 'dull.' ''{{Literature/Lolita}}'', he declared with more than usual horror, was 'dull, dull, dull!' Now ''Lolita'' was many things, but it was never dull. It was also literature, a category peculiarly mystifying to Prescott."''
134	-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''' [[http://www.esquire.com/features/gore-vidal-archive/comment-0761 on]] ''New York Times'' critic Orville Prescott
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136	->''Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.''
137	-->-- '''Creator/KurtVonnegut''' (attributed)
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139	->''When we elected UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan and the conservatives decided that they would decide not just what their children would read but what all children would read, it went crazy. My feeling in the beginning was wait, this is America: we don't have censorship, we have, you know, freedom to read, freedom to write, freedom of the press, we don't do this, we don't ban books. But then they did.''
140	-->--'''Judy Blume''', author
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142	->"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
143	-->-- '''Creator/DickCavett'''
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145	->"People had stopped donating blood because they were so afraid of AIDS. So I wanted to do a story that [[RippedFromTheHeadlines involved blood donorship and the whole story was structured that we would need blood donors]] from the ''Enterprise'' to show that the crewmembers were not afraid of donating blood. I even wanted us to put a card at the end of the episode saying you can donate blood, contact your local Red Cross...I go off to a ''Star Trek'' cruise and come back to find there has been a clusterfuck. Rick Berman writes that we can’t do this episode and how we are on at 4PM in some markets and mommies are going to write letters."
146	-->--'''[[http://trekmovie.com/2014/09/12/exclusive-david-gerrold-talks-frankly-about-tng-conflicts-with-roddenberry-berman-jj-trek-more/ David Gerrold]]''', script editor for ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration''
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148	->''Here in the US, we are so schizoid and deeply opposed to government censorship that we insist on having unaccountable private parties to do it instead.''
149	-->-- '''Bill Cole'''
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151	->''Guess what, for all the fans who complain that the US {{Toku}} shows have no balls... well, it’s not that we don’t want to; there are standards and practices that we have to abide by for network television. So it’s just not legal to show these things in a kid show in the US and that’s not negotiable. Trust me, we tried and we did manage to push some stuff through, you’ll see, but [[HarmfulToMinors guns held at kids' heads]] and [[NeverSayDie people dying]]? No can do.''
152	-->--'''Steven Wang''', Executive Producer of ''Series/KamenRiderDragonKnight''
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154	->''"I grew up watching cowboy movies, loved doing that'' ["pew pew" gesture] ''with my fingers, 'Bang, bang, you're dead!' I didn't end up a killer."''
155	-->--'''Creator/LiamNeeson'''
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157	->"Tell you what: ''Kiss my ass!'' How do you like that?"
158	-->--'''Music/FrankZappa''', replying to being called an "idiot" because of his opposition to censorship, ''Crossfire'' debate (1986)
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160	->"If you believe that I'm a cop killer, you believe Music/DavidBowie [[IAmNotSpock is an astronaut.]]"
161	-->-- '''Music/IceT'''
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163	->''In response to their protests, I will provide a show where I balance my songs with a wholesome Bible reading. This way, fans will not only hear my so-called, 'violent' point of view, but we can also examine the virtues of wonderful "Christian" stories of disease, murder, adultery, suicide, and child sacrifice.''
164	-->--'''Music/MarilynManson''' [[BackhandedApology extends an olive branch]]
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166	->''Of what use is freedom of speech to those who fear to offend?''
167	-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert'''
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