Line #31 Quotes/MagicPants


1	->''"I'm as fascinated as you about that. Obviously it's got to do with the fact that otherwise we'd have a large green penis flopping around that diminish the chances of us opening in 4,000 cinemas across the country."''
2	-->-- '''Eric Bana''', when asked about the magic pants in ''{{Film/Hulk}}''
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4	->''"{{Nanomachines}} break them down and store them until he returns to human form. I call it the "Broadcast Standards and Practices Modesty and Y-7 Rating Preserver.""''
5	-->-- '''Dwayne [=McDuffie=]''', ''WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce'', on Ben's magic clothes.
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7	->''"Did his pants just grow thirty times their normal size?"''
8	-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', "Dead Zone" (pre-Team Four Star)
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10	->'''Reader:''' I've been thinking about a great topic for about five years now. And that topic is, "Why is it that in battle manga, the bottom half of people's clothes never get destroyed?"\
11	'''Oda:''' If they fought naked, wouldn't it kind of change the emphasis of the manga?
12	-->-- ''Manga/OnePiece'' Volume 13 SBS
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14	->''"Thank God his pants stayed on."''
15	-->-- '''Bart Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', upon witnessing his father Homer {{hulking out}}.
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17	->'''[[spoiler:Rufus]]:''' Ok. I'm a clone, right? So why am I still wearing the same coat?\
18	'''Hermes:''' Seriously? Oh, not the clothes business again! I create ''life'', for crying out loud! You should think that everyone would be totally astounded by that fact. But nooo! Everyone always asks about the outfit.
19	-->-- ''[[VideoGame/{{Deponia}} Goodbye Deponia]]''
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21	->''"I have no idea. I'm just glad it doesn't rip."''
22	-->-- '''Allen Walker''', ''Manga/DGrayMan'', when asked what happens to his sleeve when he does [[http://i52.tinypic.com/334tf7d.jpg this]].
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24	->''"Heh, I'd like to meet his tailor."''
25	-->--'''Warren Zevon''', "Werewolves Of London" (song)
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27	->''"Contrary to [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk hulk's]] belief, his pants are [[BorrowedCatchphrase the strongest thing there is.]]"''
28	-->--'''Website/YouTube Comment'''
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30	->Across this vision of early 21st Century technopia strode a dark-haired, dusky female of gargantuan yet well-favoured proportions, [[HelicopterFlyswatter swiping at the gyrocopters that buzzed about her like angry gnats]]. Clothing made of stitched bedsheets barely covered her breasts and loins, and thousands flocked to her path despite the danger, drawn by the chance of seeing the world's largest crotch shot.
31	-->-- ''Attack of the 50-Ft Half-Klingon''
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33	->''"Don't worry, these boxers are made of the latest heavy-duty materials. They won't break just like that!"''
34	-->-- '''Satan''', ''Literature/TheDevilIsAPartTimer''
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36	->''"WHY DID HULK WEAR THONG? WHY DOES HULK EVER WEAR THONG?!"''
37	-->-- '''Kevin Murphy''', ''Podcast/RiffTrax'' of ''Film/{{The Avengers\|2012}}''
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39	->...his sleeves became mere rags, his body turned dark green and swelled enormously yet his underpants stayed intact, exerting a terrible pressure on his privates that only fueled his excessive rage.
40	-->-- ''Man of Wood''
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42	->''"Those pants sure know when to stop ripping."''
43	-->-- '''Yusuke''' to Gouki, ''WebVideo/YuYuHakushoAbridged''
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45	->''"Werewolves that rip out of their clothes but always seem to get their shorts back. Seriously, do they keep stashes of jean shorts hidden around the forest?"''
46	-->-- '''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''' re ''Film/{{Twilight}} 2: New Moon''
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48	->''"Did it ever strike anyone else as weird that the Hulk always lost his shirt, but never his pants? Seriously, we never once saw green cock in those comics, did we?"''
49	-->-- '''[[Webcomic/{{Oglaf}} Trudy Cooper]]''' in [[http://web.archive.org/web/20091123223933/http://www.yuhmm.com/trudy-cooper-pretty-pictures-filthy-thoughts/ an interview]] (NSFW)
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51	->'''Bruce Banner:''' Who's your best friend?\
52	'''Jennifer Walters:''' Nikki.\
53	'''Bruce Banner:''' ''[makes a buzzing sound]'' ''Spandex''. Spandex is your new best friend!
54	-->-- ''Series/SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw''
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56	->''"I was worried for a second I would come out naked, but my clothes grew too! Cool!"''
57	-->-- '''Jack Horner''', ''WesternAnimation/PussInBootsTheLastWish''
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59	->''"Wow, I'm shrinking! And somehow my clothes are also shrinking in proportion!"''
60	-->-- '''Gandhi''', ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh''
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62	->'''Matt Richter:''' Where did the pants come from? I mean, you weren't wearing them before and now here they are.
63	->'''Were-Rabbit:''' [[AWizardDidIt Magic]].
64	-->--''[[Literature/TheNekropolisArchives Nekropolis]]''
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