Line #52 Quotes/MadDoctor


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4	[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
5	->''"[Cioccolata] would purposely misdiagnose healthy individuals to get them on his operating table. Part of his routine involved reducing their anesthesia, so they would wake up during surgery."''
6	-->-- '''Narrator''', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind'' (anime only)
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9	[[folder:Comic Books]]
10	->''"You don't like it? But almost everyone has two hands! Five digits? Pffff. How boring! You, now... you're interesting now!"''
11	-->-- '''Ratchet''', ''ComicBook/TransformersShatteredGlass''
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14	[[folder:Fan Works]]
15	->'''Katakura Kojuro:''' Any game you'd like to play next?\
16	'''Katakura-Date-Sanada Tsukitora:''' Maybe we could play doctor?\
17	'''UsefulNotes/DateMasamune:''' Alright. Just never ask [[UsefulNotes/AkechiMitsuhide Akechi]] to play along.
18	-->-- ''VideoGame/SengokuBasara'' fanfic ''The Start of my Life''
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21	[[folder:Film]]
22	->'''Fleming:''' Jones, field MD. Served in a [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment POW enemy]] hospital. Did unnecessary surgery on enemy soldiers, with lethal results. Eight died.\
23	'''Jones:''' I am a soldier of God. I just [[HearingVoices acted on command]]. The Angel of Death is my superior officer.
24	-->-- ''Film/Legion1998''
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27	[[folder:Literature]]
28	->''"I can't tell you how excited I am. It's like Christmas, opening a present!"''
29	-->-- '''Bonesaw''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''
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31	->''"I hate to say this, but it is my experience that when a Doctor goes to the bad, he is a fouler and darker creature than the worst cut-throat. There was Huston, the acid-bath man, and Campbell, who brought the procrustean bed to Ealing..."''
32	-->-- '''The Consulting Detective''', "Literature/AStudyInEmerald"
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35	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
36	->''"As the mad surgeon said, 'Mind if I cut in?'"''
37	-->-- '''Creator/ElviraMistressOfTheDark'''
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40	[[folder:Music]]
41	->''Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, your heart's of blackest kind\
42	Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, the raw perverted mind\
43	Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, mass-killer on the grind\
44	Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, a modern Frankenstein''
45	-->-- '''Music/RunningWild''', "Dr. Horror"
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47	->''Got a little headache? You'd better call the medic.\
48	Were you wanting anesthetic? Really, don't be so pathetic.\
49	That burning is a bird within your sternum\
50	That snuck in while I was working,\
51	But I think a bloody dove is quite a lovely aesthetic!\
52	You grazed your knee? Well, it seems to me\
53	You need invasive exploratory surgery!\
54	See, I may have a little uncertainty\
55	Between patient, specimen? Blur to me!\
56	Get the point of my syringes in your hiney?\
57	I'll übercharge and buff you 'til you're shiny!\
58	I could fix you quick with my Medi Gun;\
59	The procedure's painless, but that's no fun!''
60	-->-- '''Music/TheStupendium''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1IE9zLKBrw The Most Fashionable Faction]]"
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63	[[folder:Podcasts]]
64	->''"Do remember that the test is run by a sadistic piece of work who should be avoided at all costs."''
65	-->-- '''Eiffel''', ''Podcast/Wolf359'', Episode 3
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68	[[folder:Rides]]
69	->''"Here is something you seldom see: a living, breathing autopsy."''
70	-->-- '''The Caretaker''', ''Ride/{{Universal\|Studios}}'s Theatre/HalloweenHorrorNights''
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73	[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
74	->''"Don't worry. I assure you that you will feel absolutely [[BaitAndSwitchComment everything]]."''
75	-->-- '''Zazeras the Maleficent''', ''TabletopGame/BlackCrusade: The Tome of Excess''
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77	->''"You should be grateful. Once I remove your skin, you will feel so much cooler."''
78	-->-- '''Urien Rakarth''', [[TortureTechnician Master Haemonculus]], ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
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80	->''"One more word out of you and I'll perform ''another'' unnecessary surgery!"''
81	-->-- '''Doctor Oscar Schneiderbunk, Visser M.D.''', ''TabletopGame/PhoenixCommand''
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83	->The body is a machine, you see, imperfect in its design and cursed by mortal flaws. [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast The Freak-Maker]] knows what these problems are, and he now devotes himself to fixing them -- [[BodyHorror or making them worse]] -- if such duties [[ForScience lead him to better understanding]].
84	-->-- ''[[TabletopGame/MageTheAscension Mage: The Sorcerer's Crusade — Infernalism]]''
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86	->[[MeatgrinderSurgery Amputations, sawing away at bones, cauterizing]], all allow the Hack to vent his sadistic pleasures on fellow Skaven. It is hoped by their patients that in the process of this torturous examination that maybe the Hack is also doing the patient some good by eventually patching up the injuries.
87	-->-- ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay: Skaven -- Book of the Rat (1st ed)''
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90	[[folder:Video Games]]
91	->'''Steinman:''' Four-oh silk and... done.\
92	'''Nurse:''' The nose looks terrific, Doctor Steinman! ...Doctor?\
93	'''Steinman:''' You know, looking at it now... I didn't realize how much her face ''sags''... Scalpel.\
94	'''Nurse:''' Excuse me?\
95	'''Steinman:''' Scalpel!\
96	'''Nurse:''' Uh, doctor, she's not booked for a face lift...\
97	'''Steinman:''' Let's just come in here and... ''[begins whistling cheerfully]''\
98	'''Nurse:''' Doctor, stop cutting. Doctor, stop cutting! Get me the chief of surgery! Get me the chief of surgery ''now!''
99	-->-- ''VideoGame/BioShock1'' [[ApocalypticLog audio diary]], "Not What She Wanted"
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101	->''"But I've managed to slim back personnel by more than eighty people. Which means short term savings in salary and long-term savings in pension and health care costs. ''And'' I've been figuring out a lot about biology. I was on the fence about it before, but now I can say with absolute certainty that a person can't live without his kidneys. You learn something new every day."''
102	-->-- '''"Dr." Rick Trager''', ''VideoGame/{{Outlast}}''
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104	->''"Absence. No other word captures the heart of Shar so very perfectly. It is the scalpel-led journey that leads from pain to peace.'' [stabs his patient, gouging out both his eyes] ''See? What is the light of eyes but the cancer that causes one to witness the laceration of being? If light is the symptom, then darkness is the cure, for in light there is presence, but in darkness there is absence."''
105	-->-- '''Malus Thorm''', ''VideoGame/BaldursGateIII''
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107	->''"Now this is gonna 'urt, a LOT! But you'll be ''bettah'', you'll see!"''
108	-->-- '''Ork Mad Dok''', ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar''
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110	->''"When performing a lethal injection, it is essential that the needles be placed with absolute precision. And unlike standard medical procedures, with a lethal injection, you have a patient who probably does not want the procedure to occur. Therefore, it is of vital importance that the restraints be tight and strong. Even with that, trouble may arise, and it may be incumbent for the practitioner to take matters into his own hands, using whatever sharp, bladed objects he may have on his person. Lacerations to the body at strategic locations may put the patient into a state of shock making him far more pliable, or at the very least, causing him to bleed to death, thus achieving the desired end. Who are we kidding? We're not really trying to be humane anyway. Class dismissed."''
111	-->-- '''Dr. Killjoy''', ''VideoGame/TheSuffering''
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113	->''"I'M NOW GOING TO REMOVE YOUR LIVER!"''
114	-->-- '''Dr. Randolph''', ''VideoGame/TheHeilwaldLoophole''
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117	[[folder:Web Original]]
118	->'''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049 SCP-049]]:''' Oh, good doctor, I can assure you, the Pestilence is here, and I can sense it. It is my duty in life to rid the world of it. My cure is most effective.\
119	'''Doctor:''' Your "cure?" Your cure has cost us hundreds of lives! Your cure is faulty!\
120	'''SCP-049:''' Good doctor, [[FinalSolution my cure is most effective]].
121	-->-- ''Website/SCPFoundation''
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123	->''"Vait, vait, it gets better: When ze patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and ze doctor was never heard from again! Ahahahahahaha! Anyvay, [[NoodleIncident zat's how I lost my medical license]]."''
124	-->-- '''[[HerrDoktor The Medic]]''', ''WebAnimation/TeamFortress2'', "Meet the Medic"
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127	[[folder:Web Videos]]
128	->''"Oh no! The phrases I hate the most are: 'work hard', the second is 'hard work', and third is "raise your hand if it hurts!'"''
129	-->-- '''Joseph Joestar''', ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''
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131	->'''Doctor 1:''' This man is going into shock!\
132	'''Doctor 2:''' Quick, get him ten cc's of--\
133	'''Dr. Eye:''' '''NO!''' GIVE HIM '''AIDS!'''
134	-->-- ''WebVideo/FiveSecondFilms'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS4t3cB1kQk "The Brilliant Dr. Eye"]]
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136	->''"I am a doctor, after all, and I think the best thing for your condition [[PreMortemOneLiner is a well-earned trip]].'' [shoves guard off a ledge] ''I think this guy needs a holiday, as well."'' [shoves another guard off the ledge]
137	-->-- '''Cheru''' [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QkBF1lgspas plays]] ''VideoGame/Hitman2''
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140	[[folder:Western Animation]]
141	->'''Dr. Barber:''' Good news. You have the plague.\
142	'''Patient:''' Why is that good news?\
143	'''Dr. Barber:''' Because now I get to conduct medical experiments!
144	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack''
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147	[[folder:Real Life]]
148	->''"I have never accepted that [[UsefulNotes/JosefMengele Mengele]] believed he was doing serious medical work. ''[...]'' [[ForTheEvulz He was exercising power]]. Major surgery was performed without anesthetic. Once I witnessed a stomach operation -- Mengele was removing pieces from the stomach, but without any anesthesia. It was horrifying."''
149	-->-- '''Alex Dekel''', [[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust Holocaust]] survivor
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