Line #23 Quotes/Lemon


1	->''"Lemons are stories that explicitly depict sexual activities, so named because they leave a sour taste in one's mouth, if not other places. A lime is a lemon with most of the really good bits taken out."''
2	-->-- '''Gary Kleppe''', "[[http://www.garykleppe.org/fanfic/ffguide.txt A Guide to Writing Really, Really Good Fanfiction]]."
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4	->''"A Lemon-fic doesn't need to be vulgar. It just needs to make you check your parents aren't in the house. And a ''good'' Lemon-fic just needs to make you want to read the next chapter. Except, one-handed."''
5	-->-- '''Anonymous'''
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7	->''"Now I know why they call 'em lemons. They leave a sour taste in my mouth."''
8	-->-- ''Anime Detective: Crossover Crisis'', by Pearson "Doc" Mui.
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10	->''“I wouldn’t have minded a rather more detailed conclusion ''[to ''Literature/PrideAndPrejudice'']'' — say, a twenty-page sex scene featuring the two principals, with Mr. Darcy, furthermore, acquitting himself uncommonly well.”''
11	-->-- '''Martin Amis'''
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13	->'''Kasumi:''' Would you like something from the fruit bowl to finish with?\
14	'''Kentaro:''' Sure! Let's see, you've got oranges, apples, grapes... is this a lemon?\
15	'''Kasumi:''' Goodness, no. Just an ordinary fanfic.
16	-->-- '''[[Manga/RanmaOneHalf Kasumi Tendo]]''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall dents the Fourth Wall]] in ''[[http://www.garykleppe.org/comics.html There Goes The Neighborhood]]'', by Gary Kleppe
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18	->So what are a [[PluckyGirl plucky reporter]] and a [[Franchise/{{Superman}} super powered alien]] to do?
19	->Have sex, that's what they do. Knock boots, bumb uglies, grind genitals. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Maybe they solve a crime, maybe they write an article for the Daily Planet, but the important thing is they screw like bunnies.]]
20	-->-- ''[[http://two-of-us.svtometropolis.com/viewseries.php?seriesid=14 The Clark Kent and Chloe Sullivan Mysteries]]'' by Fire[[AccidentalPun bunny]]
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22	->They banged. TheEnd.
23	-->-- ''Fanfic/LoveAtFirstSightHarryPotter'' gets down to the bare essentials.
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25	->''"And then they all kissed-a Kevin and got-a super pregnant! TheEnd."''
26	-->-- '''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]]''', [[WebAnimation/DorklyOriginals "Sonic Meets Original Fan Characters"]]
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28	->''"Let's act out my [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] fanfiction. I'll pick something family friendly. (starts sorting) No no, not that one, eh...ohh, definitely not ''that'' one. Not that one either..."''
29	-->-- '''Mark the Tapir''', ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'' season 2 episode 5, "The Biggest Fan". Picking out a SFW fic is harder than it looks.
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31	->''"And then Jack turned to Yusei and said 'Come over here and kick my engines into overdrive.'"''
32	-->-- '''[[Anime/YuGiOh5ds Yusei]]''' reading an excerpt from a Yusei/Jack Yaoi fanfic from ''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Bonds Beyond Time Abridged]]''
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34	->Jesus' eyes widened an imperceptible amount as he took in the sight of Noah, naked, before him.
35	->Fumbling for something witty, he said, "So the ark's not the only bit of wood my father gave you."
36	->Noah grinned – his grey eyes flashing in lust. "Your father isn't the only one who gives me wood."
37	->Jesus laughed. "I can see that."
38	-->-- [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5957981/1/Take-Me-Into-Your-Ark "Take Me Into Your Ark"]], a [[Literature/TheBible Biblical]] fanfic.
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