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3[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
4->''The Nine-Tails is the one who screams and charges headfirst.''
5-->-- '''Itachi''' describing Manga/{{Naruto}} for Sasori
6
7->'''Paulie''': Why the hell is he[Luffy] going in on his own?\
8'''Zambai''': That crazy Straw Hat didn't understand the plan at all!\
9''(Chopper gapes)''\
10'''Nami''': There goes our strategy.\
11'''Sanji''': He said, "Right. I got it," didn't he?\
12'''Usopp''': He's really not the "wait five minutes" type.\
13'''Zoro''': Damn. should have known.\
14'''Kokoro''': ''(laughs)'' He's an impatient one, isn't he?
15-->-- ''Manga/OnePiece'', after Luffy jumps into Enies Lobby rather than waiting five minutes for the Straw Hats' allies to clear a path.
16[[/folder]]
17
18[[folder:Comic Books]]
19->''Plan schman. Beat the crap out of 'em while yelling a lot. It's in every movie.''
20-->-- '''Woodrow "Woody" Van Chelton''', ''ComicBook/QuantumAndWoody''
21
22->'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' Let's find that overblown satellite — and smash it!\
23'''Franchise/{{Superman}}:''' Don't be so overconfident, Supergirl! It's better to be safe than slaughtered!
24-->-- ''ComicBook/WarWorld''
25
26->''"Sarenrae, lady of mercy, please heal this idiot, that he may learn the foolishness of charging in without looking."''
27-->-- '''Kyra''' while healing [[DumbMuscle Valeros]], ''ComicBook/{{Pathfinder|DynamiteComics}}: Hollow Mountain #1''
28[[/folder]]
29
30[[folder:Fan Works]]
31->Thinking quickly, [[SergeantRock Sarge]] had [[TheJeeves Alfred]] distract our [[EnsignNewbie Interrogator]] with [[BritsLoveTea a flask of tea]] while we formed a plan. [[ProperlyParanoid Twitch]] would lead with some grenades, Sarge would flank left, [[StickyFingers Nubby]] and [[TheMedic Doc]] would lay down covering fire, and [[TheBerserker Cutter]] would... run straight in screaming before any of us got into position.
32-->-- ''Fanfic/AllGuardsmenParty'', "What's In The Box?"
33
34->'''Asuka:''' Why not rush towards that damn [[{{Robeast}} Angel]]?!\
35'''Misato:''' [[LampshadeHanging Do you know the meaning of the word "caution?"]]
36-->-- ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'', ''chapter 7''
37
38->'''Vegeta''': [[PapaWolf MY BABY BOY!]]\
39'''Gohan''': Vegeta, no!\
40'''Vegeta''': ''[[RoaringRampageOfRevenge VEGETA!! YES!!]]''\
41(''Vegeta blasts Cell with everything he's got'')\
42'''Cell''': ''[[TheWorfBarrage (emerges unscathed)]]'' Vegeta, ''[[OneHitKO no.]]''
43-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
44
45->''Get one thing straight, kid — I hurt myself there. They had no control over the Evas, and I wasn't even supposed to sortie that day. I'm the one who jumped into battle, and I'm the one who refused to retreat. Misato ordered me to pull back, but I wouldn't listen. I don't like admitting it, but what happened to me that day was my fault.''
46-->-- '''Asuka''', ''Fanfic/GhostsOfEvangelion''
47
48->''Alright! I rushed in last time! I learned my lesson, okay?''
49-->-- '''Asuka''', ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji''
50
51->'''Diabel:''' Let's just do this already. You all know the plan. Alright men, form up and-\
52'''Players:''' EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!\
53'''Diabel:''' What?! No, goddammit guys! Squad B! Quit attacking the boss and keep the Sentinels off us! ''Squad C and D! Stop attacking from the front, do you even know what "flank" means?!'' SQUAD F, FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP PLAYING ''[[{{VideoGame/Bejeweled}} BEJEWELED]]!'' [[{{Angrish}} AARGH!!]]
54-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
55
56->''I tried, you know. ''Lord'' knows I tried. But there's just no helping you people. It's like you crave death, but not just ''any'' death, nooooooo! [[TooDumbToLive You fuckers seem to have some kind of pool going to see who can end their existence in the dumbest, most avoidable way possible!]] ''And you just keep one-upping each other!'' Do you know how many of you have died screaming "Leeroy Jenkins?!" ''More than zero!'' Which, as far as I'm concerned, is grounds to ''[[MisanthropeSupreme exterminate the species!]]
57-->-- '''Akihiko Kayaba''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
58
59->''Any hopes that this would be an uncomplicated fight were shattered as an unearthly roar shook the city, the shrieks of ripping metal almost lost in the noise as Unit-01 tore its way out of the launch cradle as if it wasn't even there. Heavy stomping from the south told Asuka that Unit-01 was already racing towards their target, and she surged forward before Misato could order her to advance.\
60'Schiesse, here we go again!' she thought as Unit-02 rushed down the street, ripping up asphalt and shaking buildings with every step the behemoth took, the power cable unfurling behind her. 'Jumping the gun as usual.' She had to get there before Unit-01 did, or there would be nothing left. 'Of which one though? The monster...or Shinji?'''
61-->-- ''Fanfic/YouAreNotAtFault''
62[[/folder]]
63
64[[folder:Film - Animated]]
65->''"Miguel, you know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they're ahead? You don't have one!"''
66-->--'''Tulio''', ''WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado''
67
68->'''Green Lantern''': ''(After catching a car full of Scarecrows' Goons)'' Ready? Because we're done here.\
69'''Batman''': Are we? Who's the supplier for the aerosol component of the Fear Toxin?\
70'''Green Lantern''': Wh-wh-who's the what now?\
71'''Batman''': Who is The Scarecrow targeting in City Hall? No? How about something simple: like ''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion where's]]'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion The Scarecrow?]]\
72'''Green Lantern''': ...Bro, I caught them for you. You're welcome. I didn't know-\
73'''Batman''': I didn't need them "caught", I needed them scared; I needed information. [[SupermanStaysOutOfGotham Next time you want to help, do me a favor: don't.]]
74-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueThroneOfAtlantis''
75
76->'''Leonardo''': All right, guys. Guard the exits. We're gonna need the most foolproof plan. Every single ninja technique, all right? I need you to use stealth to block the doors and...
77->'''Raphael''': Did you say go in loud? Whoo-hoo! ''(charges in)''
78-->--''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesMutantMayhem''
79[[/folder]]
80
81[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]
82->'''[[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica Steve]]''': We need a plan of attack!\
83'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony]]''': I ''have'' a plan — attack.
84-->-- ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}''
85
86->'''Desolation Williams:''' Plan A is fucked up. You got a Plan B?
87->'''Lt. Melanie Ballard:''' Yeah. It's the same as Plan A. You got any fresh ideas?
88->'''Desolation Williams''' (''looking at the town full of zombies''): Yeah. What we ''shoulda'' done in the first place.
89->(''Williams heads off into the town again'')
90->'''Lt. Melanie Ballard''' (''[[OhCrap realizing what Williams is about to do]]''): SHIT!
91->'''Desolation Williams:''' Come on, you mindless motherfuckers! (''opens fire'')
92-->-- ''Film/GhostsOfMars''
93
94->'''Rocket:''' Now this is important. Once the battery is removed, everything is gonna slam into emergency mode. Once we have it, we gotta move quickly, so you definitely need to get that ''last.''\
95'''Groot:''' (''yanks the battery out of the fusebox, setting off all the alarms'')\
96'''Rocket:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...Or we could just get it first and improvise.]]
97-->-- ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014''
98
99->'''Drax''': The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside. [[InsaneTrollLogic I must cut through it from the inside.]]\
100'''Gamora''': Huh? No, no, Drax, wait a minute! ''Drax!''\
101(''[[EatMe Drax leaps down the Abilisk's gullet]]'')\
102'''Peter''': (''horrified'') What is he doing?!\
103'''Gamora''': He said the skin is too thick to be pierced from the outside, so-\
104'''Peter''': Wait, that doesn't make any sense!\
105'''Gamora''': I tried telling him that!\
106'''Peter''': Skin has the same level of thickness from the inside as from the outside!\
107'''Gamora''': I realise that!
108-->-- ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''
109
110->''Die, you alien shithead!'' (clip falls out of gun)
111-->-- '''Billy Glenn Norris''', ''Film/MarsAttacks''
112
113->'''Stormtrooper:''' It's them! Blast them!\
114(''Han shoots the lead Stormtrooper and chases after the rest with Chewie'')\
115'''Han:''' (''shouting at Luke'') Get back to the ship!\
116'''Luke:''' Where are you going?! Come back!\
117'''Leia:''' He certainly has courage...\
118'''Luke:''' What good will it do us if he gets himself killed? Come on!
119-->-- ''[[Film/ANewHope Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope]]''
120
121->'''Obi-Wan:''' We'll take him together. You go in slowly on the lef-\
122'''Anakin:''' I'm taking him NOW!
123-->-- ''[[Film/AttackOfTheClones Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones]]''
124
125->'''Jim West:''' Gordon, what's your plan for getting this thing off my neck?\
126'''Artemus Gordon:''' Excuse me?\
127'''West:''' Well, that's what you're here for, right? You're [[GadgeteerGenius the master of this mechanical stuff.]]\
128'''Gordon:''' (''[[LaughingMad chuckling maniacally]]'') Oh ho ho, I see. ''Now'' I'm the "master of this mechanical stuff." As opposed to five minutes ago, when I was calmly and coolly trying to find a solution to this very problem. But then something happened. Someone, who will remain nameless — JIM WEST! — decided to jump over the wire, thereby providing us with that exhilarating romp through the cornfield, and that death-defying leap into the abysmal muck! And here we stand, with that demented maniac hurtling towards our President, with our one and only means of transportation, with Rita as his prisoner, armed with God-knows-what machinery of mass destruction, with the simple intention of overthrowing our government and taking over the country!\
129'''West:''' Gordon, I think you need to calm down.\
130'''Gordon:''' I can't be calm! Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm the "Master of the Mechanical Stuff!" And I have to help you! You, [[TooDumbToLive the master of the STUPID STUFF!]]
131-->-- ''Film/WildWildWest''
132[[/folder]]
133
134[[folder:Literature]]
135->'''Rachel:''' <You guys do what you want. [[ActionGirl I'm going in]].>\
136'''Tobias:''' <[[DeadpanSnarker Oh, there's a big surprise]].>
137-->-- ''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #4: The Message''
138
139->The man once wrote: ''Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.'' [[Creator/JRRTolkien Tolkien]] had that one mostly right.\
140I stepped forward, let the door bang closed, and snarled, "Fuck subtle."
141-->-- '''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]]''', ''Literature/{{Changes}}''
142
143->'''Lotara:''' This is Captain Lotara Sarrin. All hands to your stations. Prepare to repel boarders.\
144'''Tobin:''' Captain? Captain?\
145'''Lotara:''' Commander.\
146'''Tobin:''' Delvarus of the Triarii has been reported as making unauthorised planetfall.\
147'''Lotara:''' Pardon me?\
148'''Tobin:''' Delvarus and the Triarii aren't on board, ma'am. From the reports, they made planetfall with the Legion and apparently "neglected" to inform command.\
149'''Lotara:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck We're being boarded by what may be an entire company of Ultramarines.]]\
150'''Tobin:''' I know, ma'am.\
151'''Lotara:''' This bloody Legion.
152-->-- ''[[Literature/HorusHeresy Betrayer]]''
153
154->'We have a plan?' Felix said.\
155'Of course we have a plan, manling,' Gotrek said. 'There’s always a plan.'\
156'Silly me, I didn’t think “run at them and chop them off at the knees” was a plan,' Felix muttered.\
157'Best one there is,' Gotrek chortled. He waved the horn. 'But this is a different one.'\
158'Oh?’\
159'Aye, in this plan, they run at us.'
160-->--''[[Literature/GotrekAndFelix Road Of Skulls]]''
161[[/folder]]
162
163[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
164->'''Spike''': ''I'' had a plan.\
165'''Angel''': (''scoffs'') You had a plan?\
166'''Spike''': Yeah, a ''good'' plan. Smart. Carefully laid out. But I got bored. (''attacks'')
167-->-- ''Series/{{Angel}}'', "In the Dark"
168
169->'''Spike:''' I, uh...I offer penance.\
170'''Mook:''' Penance? You should lay down your life! Our numbers are depleted; the feast of St. Vigeous has been ruined by ''your'' incompetence!\
171'''Spike:''' I was rash, and if I had to do it all over again... ''who am I kidding?'' I would do it EXACTLY the same, only I'd do [[TheStarscream THIS! FIRST!]]
172-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "School Hard"
173
174->'''Buffy:''' Wait. Stop. Think.\
175'''Faith:''' No. No. No.\
176'''Buffy:''' It's a manhole. Tight space, no escape, and six against two — not unlike three against one.\
177'''Faith:''' And there might be more! Come on.\
178'''Buffy:''' You're just going in? That's your plan?\
179'''Faith:''' Who said I had a plan? I don't know how many's down there but I wanna find out, and I'll know when I land, and if you don't come in after me I might die! (''jumps'')
180-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Bad Girls"
181
182->'''Zoë:''' First rule of battle, little one: Don't ever let them know where you are.\
183'''Mal:''' (''bursts in firing'') WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON!\
184'''Zoë:''' ...Of course, there are other schools of thought.\
185'''Mal:''' They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself.
186-->-- ''Series/{{Firefly}}''
187[[/folder]]
188
189[[folder:Music]]
190->Well, old Leeroy ran up in there,\
191Like he took a hit from the pipe. ("Oh, my god, he just ran in...")\
192And his guild had to follow,\
193It was so hard to swallow,\
194And they all got an epic wipe ("God damn it, Leeroy!")\
195And it's Bad, Bad Leeroy Jenkins,\
196Baddest man in the whole damn kingdom.\
197Badder than a grizzly bear,\
198And dumber than a bag of hair.
199-->-- "[[https://youtu.be/__haAstNS5Q Bad, Bad Leeroy Jenkins]]", to the tune of "[[Music/JimCroce Bad, Bad Leroy Brown]]"
200
201->Here they come, they're charging us!\
202Why should we put up a fuss?\
203It's a war that won't last long.\
204And why I sing: [[CurbstompBattle THE CURBSTOMP SONG!]]
205-->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWRuka6I7Ng The Curbstomp Song]]"
206[[/folder]]
207
208[[folder:Poetry]]
209->"Forward the Light Brigade!\
210Charge for the guns!" he said.\
211Into the valley of death\
212Rode the six hundred.\
213"Forward the Light Brigade!"\
214Was there a man dismayed?\
215Not though the soldier knew\
216Someone had blundered.
217-->-- '''Creator/AlfredLordTennyson''', "The Charge of the Light Brigade"
218[[/folder]]
219
220[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
221->Hey, watch this! [[note]]Translation: "I'm about to do something [[TooDumbToLive terminally stupid]]."[[/note]]
222-->-- A werewolf howl of inspiration, ''TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse''
223[[/folder]]
224
225[[folder:Video Games]]
226->''[[ThirdPersonPerson Minsc]] will inspire you by charging blindly on!''
227-->-- '''Minsc''', ''VideoGame/BaldursGateII''
228
229->''Remember, when you see the [[{{Franchise/Batman}} Bat]], shout, and charge him. [[TooDumbToLive Never fails.]]''
230-->-- '''{{Mook}}''', ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight''
231
232->''There are only two tactics a real warrior needs! Frontal assault and DEATH BY FRONTAL ASSAULT!''
233-->-- '''Barras Lehr''', ''VideoGame/BravelyDefault''
234
235->''"Foolishness… Is rushing in blind all you can do?"''
236-->-- '''[[spoiler:Vergil]]''', ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry5''
237
238->''Your mind follows the simple path… the choice of an animal. You see an enemy and you attack it, unthinking. But you have courage, at least. To slay a bold animal like you is not without glory.''
239-->-- '''Kathutet''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion''
240
241->'''Tommy:''' [[SoMuchForStealth There goes my careful planning]], all blown to hell. ''Thanks to you.'' You screwed up real good, Lance.\
242'''Lance:''' He killed my brother. What do you want me to do, mow his lawns?
243-->-- ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCity''
244
245->'''Franklin:''' Alright, man, look, we go in quiet. In and out, no fuckin' drama.\
246'''Lamar:''' I'll try, homie. But I'm one loud, dramatic, brash, crazy, greedy, shoot a motherfucker in the back type motherfucker. And you love me for it, nigga.
247-->-- ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''
248
249->'''Junpei:''' Who needs your advice!? We can beat that thing no problem! Hell, I'll do it myself!\
250'''Yukari:''' Junpei! Wait!\
251'''Mitsuru:''' (''detecting two Spurious Books about to attack the protagonist and Yukari'') [[OhCrap Watch out! Behind you!!]]\
252(''One battle later…'')\
253'''Yukari:''' This is just what the enemy wanted…\
254'''Mitsuru:''' We have no choice. You have to go after him, or you'll be picked off one by one.\
255'''Yukari:''' [[AngerBornOfWorry Dammit, Stupei! What are you thinking!?]]
256-->-- ''VideoGame/Persona3''
257
258->''Foolish is the warrior who rushes headlong into battle.''
259-->-- '''Blackquill''', ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies''
260
261->'''Shaundi:''' What's security look like?\
262'''Asha:''' My tech guy bought us a ten-minute window. If we move fast we'll only have to worry about the guards on foot.\
263'''Pierce:''' How many of those are there?\
264(''[[PlayerCharacter the Boss]] gets up and sprints toward the terrorists, Shaundi facepalms'')\
265'''Asha:''' Don't know about the numbers inside, but there were about eight marching around the perimeter. On my signal we… (''notices the Boss is gone'') Oh hell…
266-->-- ''VideoGame/SaintsRow4''
267
268->'''Thutmose:''' I'm sure our role in this is not over, but until we know exactly what that is, I vote… we remain… ''calm.''\
269'''Hemitneter:''' I vote ''[[TriggerHappy we smite down anything that moves!]]''\
270'''Nefertari:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Imagine our surprise.]]
271-->-- ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''
272
273->''Probably shouldn't have jumped into the battle like that, but I really wanted to try out the new jetpack.''
274-->-- '''Professor Nilbog/Threatpack''', ''VideoGame/SkylandersTrapTeam''
275
276->'''Pearl''': My strategy for this stage is — rush to the stage and look freshhhhh.\
277'''Marina''': [[LampshadeHanging I need to find new teammates...]]
278-->-- ''VideoGame/Splatoon2''
279
280->'''Tychus:''' Hot damn! I can't wait to get inside that thing and tear this place up! \
281'''Raynor:''' Hold your position, Tychus! Let us get a support force up there to cover you! \
282(''Tychus fires the Odin's guns and blows open the hangar door, alerting the Dominion forces in the area'')\
283'''Tychus:''' Now that's what I'm talking about! \
284'''Raynor:''' [[OhCrap Dammit, Tychus! Stand down! Can you read me?!]]
285-->-- ''VideoGame/StarCraftII''
286
287->''Who do you think you are, Creator/BruceLee? You can't just go in there with your fists flying!''
288-->-- '''Mallow''', ''VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG''
289
290->'''Grom Hellscream:''' I can wait no longer… the humans must be slaughtered!\
291'''Orc Grunt:''' Warchief! The Warsong are attacking the humans despite your orders!\
292'''Thrall:''' Damn it! There's nothing to do now but fight. Tighten our defenses, I'll deal with Hellscream later…\
293[…]\
294'''Thrall:''' Have you lost what's left of your mind, Grom? I gave you a ''direct order'' to leave the humans alone! ''What the hell is wrong with you?!''\
295'''Hellscream:''' Don't lecture me, pup! The wretches ''deserved'' death! …Don't you feel it, Thrall? It's like the old days. Like the demons are near.\
296'''Thrall:''' I don't know what's come over you and your men, but this ''bloodlust'' is a liability that I can't afford.\
297'''Hellscream:''' …I'm sorry, Thrall. You're right. I… I can handle it.\
298'''Thrall:''' I can't take that chance, Grom. Take your camp into the northern forest and build us a settlement. I'll come and find you after we reach the Oracle.
299-->-- ''VideoGame/WarcraftIII''
300
301->''I am convinced that [[[ThePaladin paladins]]] are a unique lot amongst the humans. My theory is that [[IdiotHero they lack higher brain function, unable to logically assess a situation and calculate an outcome]]. [[TheFundamentalist One has only to make mention of the Light to get them frothing and battle ready]] — at which point they will rush headlong into any engagement with complete disregard for their own well-being.''
302-->-- '''Baron Rivendare''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''
303
304->''[[HarsherInHindsight We don't go doing stupid things when somebody yells, "For the Horde!"]]''
305-->-- '''Thrall''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''
306[[/folder]]
307
308[[folder:Web Comics]]
309->'''Teddie:''' This place is going to be real dangerous, so we need to-\
310'''Chie:''' Here I go!!\
311'''Teddie:''' [[OhCrap Wait, what?]]\
312(''group catches up'')\
313'''Yosuke:''' OH WHAT THE HELL CHIE?!
314-->-- ''[[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} The Really Long]] VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} [[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} Comic]]''
315
316->'''Locksmith:''' (''examines vault'') [-Alright. What do we got?-]\
317'''Redhead''': [-Two, left, right.-]\
318'''Hacker:''' [-Got it, boss.-]\
319'''Mole:''' [+IT'S CRIME TIME, MUTHAFUCKAS+]\
320(''[[ThereWasADoor explodes wall]], leaves with money'')\
321'''Mole:''' [+WE OUT+].
322-->-- ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2013/04/26 plays]] ''[[VideoGame/MonacoWhatsYoursIsMine Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine]]''
323
324->'''Cassandra:''' Hmph... I won't let [[{{Necromancer}} Necrongius]] get away with what he's done to the Mushroom Kingdom! So he wants to crucify me... ''I'd like to see him try!'' For Princess Peach and her kingdom... We've got no choice but to bring the fight to Necrongius!! ''Charge!'' (''rushes directly at Necrongius'')\
325'''Luther:''' ...-_-; Cassandra... argh... [[LampshadeHanging You might as well have just yelled]] ''"{{Leeroy Jenkins}}!"''\
326'''Luigifan:''' Yeah... [[ThisIsGonnaSuck And this is probably gonna have the same result...]]\
327'''Arthur:''' What does that mean?\
328'''Luigifan:''' It means that Cassandra practically just served herself to Necrongius on a silver platter! Unless we get in there to back her up ''immediately'', she's doomed! (''sigh'') LEEEEERROOOOOYYYY JENKINS!! (''also rushes towards Necrongius, only to be swatted aside by Sunset'')
329-->-- A prelude to a moment of [[BadassInDistress catastrophic recklessness]] [[https://comments.deviantart.com/1/297128947/2598195246 during the "A rare moment indeed" roleplay]] of ''Webcomic/WhiteDarkLife''
330[[/folder]]
331
332[[folder:Web Original]]
333->'''Jamaal:''' [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption I think this is a pretty good plan]], we should be able to pull it off this time. Uh, what do you think, Abduhl? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?\
334'''Abduhl:''' Uhhh.. [[AssPull yeah, gimme a sec...]] [[IfMyCalculationsAreCorrect I'm coming up with thirty-two point three three]], [[LudicrousPrecision repeating of course]], percentage, of survival.\
335'''Jamaal:''' Well, [[ILikeThoseOdds that's a lot better than we usually do]]. Alright, you think we're ready-\
336'''[[TropeNamer Leeroy]]:''' Alright chums, [[LetsGetDangerous I'm back, let's do this!]] '''''[[IncomingHam LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!]]'''''\
337(''{{Beat}}'')\
338'''Forekin:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh my God, he just ran in.]]
339-->-- ''The WebVideo/LeeroyJenkinsVideo''
340
341->'''Jack''': Thank Christ you're not a doctor, Ryan!\
342'''Ryan''': What are you talking about?!\
343'''Jack''': If you were a fucking surgeon, like, "I'm just gonna start cuttin'!"\
344'''Ryan''': We're not surgeons, we're entertainers! And listening to him talk while nothing is happening is ''not entertaining!''
345-->-- '''Creator/AchievementHunter''', "Let's Play - ''VideoGame/Destiny2:'' Leviathan Raid - Emperor Calus (Finale)"
346
347->Dealing with [[TheDreaded the Lich King]] is serious and dangerous business. It requires exceptional stealth and strategy, and knowing [[KidHero Finn]] and [[IdiotHero Jake]], they'll probably just run up to him screaming battle cries.
348-->-- The ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' [[http://www.scribd.com/doc/3122798/Adventure-Time-series-presentation series bible]]
349
350->{{Lawful stupid}} is {{the paladin}} that charges into {{hell}} because he knows there's evil there.
351-->-- Anonymous
352
353->Dumbass Alucard player going into the boss room before we could all gather.
354-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMSyLYrZTV4&feature=related A play of chapter 4 in]] ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaHarmonyOfDespair''
355
356->'''Criken:''' Alright, here's the plan... we walk in there-\
357'''Tomato:''' I'm starting the robbery. (''kicks in door, starts shooting'') EVERYONE DOWN!!
358-->-- '''LetsPlay/Criken2''' plays ''VideoGame/AWayOut''
359
360->'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Applejack]]''': …but you can't let a convoluted backstory stop you from helping your friends! With just a little teamwork we can all-\
361'''[[UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist Twilight]]''': I'm going in alone!
362-->-- ''WebVideo/FriendshipIsWitchcraft''
363
364->''As [[MightyGlacier the slowest class in the game,]] Heavy truly struggles to out-position his opponents. Because of this, many Heavy mains ''live'' for the moments where you just say [[GivingUpOnLogic "Fuck it"]] and blindly jump around the corner into the enemy team.''
365-->-- '''Creator/LazyPurple''', "[[WebVideo/HowItFeelsToPlayTF2 How it FEELS to Play Heavy in TF2]]"
366
367->''The way you're ''intended'' to go through it by gradually making your way across while he's not looking, so that you don't anger him. If you're anythin' like me, though, you live life ON THE EDGE, and don't play by Miyazaki's little rules! I did not put in ''VideoGame/DemonsSouls'' to… ''listen to shit'' or ''pay attention!''''
368-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLItPEpkK7A#t=7460s Matthewmatosis]]''' on the Dragon God
369
370->''I'm pretty much not even worried about dying at this point. I'm just trying to get in as much damage as I can.''
371-->-- '''LetsPlay/SuperJeenius''', during LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys' Let's Play of ''VideoGame/CastleCrashers''
372
373->''I love the scene where Kolos accuses Archer of being little more than a nuisance and hardly worth any attention. [[TakeThatScrappy I’ve often felt that way myself.]]''
374-->--'''Joe Ford''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "Judgment"
375
376->''When UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan jumped into the air, the other team had two choices: let him dunk or put five defenders on him. If they took the second option, Jordan would pass the ball to one of four wide-open teammates. [[MortonsFork It almost wasn't fair.]]\
377Dominique Wilkins played the same way, but there was a big difference. It only took two defenders to throw a monkey wrench into his plans and he was often nine or 10-feet into the air before he realized [[DidNotThinkThisThrough he had no idea what the hell he was going to do with the basketball he was holding]].''
378-->-- '''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}'''
379
380->'''Theo:''' Alright, let's do this! '''''[[CatchPhrase CRACKEEEEERJAAAAACK]]!!'''''\
381'''Lamar:''' [[OhCrap Oh boy, he just ran in.]]\
382'''Tari:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh, jeez...]] Save him, save him!
383-->-- ''WebAnimation/MetaRunner''
384
385->'''York:''' Maine. Maine! Look, I'm gonna move left, you go-\
386'''[[TheBrute Maine]]:''' (''snarls, charges'')\
387(''[[DoubleTap blip-blip, blip]]'')\
388'''York:''' ...Or you just run out, do whatever you want, and get killed. [[DeadpanSnarker Ready? Break.]] [[SarcasmMode Good job, everyone.]]
389-->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''
390[[/folder]]
391
392[[folder:Western Animation]]
393->''BILLY!''
394-->-- '''Billy''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''
395
396->''SUPPRESSING FIIIIRRRRRRRRRRE!!!''
397-->-- '''Cyril Figgis''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''
398
399->'''Scrooge:''' According to these markings, the Atlanteans were so eager to create an epic city of wonders and death traps, they didn't stop to figure out a proper support structure and the whole thing fell into the sea. You kids best stay by the sub while I scout ahead.\
400'''Huey:''' Dewey ran in as soon as you said "{{death trap}}s."\
401'''Dewey:''' (''offscreen'') Come on, Scrooge! We've got this!
402-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "Woo-oo!"
403
404->''Hey Imperial fleet, get ready to suck some Dak!''
405-->-- '''Dak Ralter''', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuyPresentsLaughItUpFuzzball''
406
407->'''Reed Richards:''' I don't understand. I told him my theories about these robots.\
408'''Ben Grimm:''' It's Johnny. You lost him at "Don't."
409-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroes'', "[[Recap/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroesTrialByFire Trial By Fire]]"
410
411->''"Look dude, you want to be a hero? Take my advice: forget everything you learned in nerd school; don't think, just do."''
412-->-- '''Jet''', ''WesternAnimation/KungFuDinoPosse''
413
414->''Leap to conclusion, and you leap to confusion!''
415-->-- '''Rafiki''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLionGuard'', "Paintings And Predictions"
416
417->''Oh... What would a brave pony like Rainbow Dash do? …CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!''
418-->-- '''Twilight Sparkle''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyfriendshipIsMagicS1E15FeelingPinkieKeen Feeling Pinkie Keen]]"
419
420->'''Rainbow Dash:''' We gotta help Daring Do retrieve the ring for safekeeping before it's too late!\
421'''Twilight Sparkle:''' Okay, but sounds to me like we're in way, way, way over our heads. We're going to need a carefully thought out plan...\
422'''Rainbow Dash:''' (''flies off'') I'm coming, Daring Do!\
423'''Twilight Sparkle:''' That's not a plan!
424-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E4DaringDont Daring Don't]]"
425
426-> '''Striker:''' Sonya! Maintain your current position! It's strategically wrong to --
427->'''Sonya:''' KOMBAT TIME!
428-->--''WesternAnimation/MortalKombatDefendersOfTheRealm''
429
430->'''Swift Wind''': ''(whispering)'' Is that Hordak? ''Three'' Hordaks?\
431'''Bow''': That's ''not'' Hordak.\
432'''Scorpia''': ''(gasps in realization)'' Clones.\
433'''Bow''': We need to get out of here.\
434'''[[{{Determinator}} Adora]]''': I've got a better idea.\
435'''Bow''': Wait! Adora!\
436'''Adora''': ''(charging forward)'' WRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
437-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SheRaAndThePrincessesOfPower'', "[[Recap/SheRaAndThePrincessesOfPowerS5E01HordePrime Horde Prime]]"
438
439->'''Howard Stark:''' Should we not have a plan?\
440'''Peggy Carter:''' Who needs a plan? I have a shield.\
441'''Howard:''' A shield is not a plan!
442-->-- ''WesternAnimation/WhatIf2021'', "[[Recap/WhatIfS1E1WhatIfCaptainCarterWereTheFirstAvenger What If... Captain Carter Were The First Avenger?]]"
443
444->'''Chase Young:''' Omi, I believe the Yang yo-yo is what you've been looking for.\
445'''Raimundo:''' Hey! Why's he helping us!?\
446'''Omi:''' I will explain everything later, but first we must rescue Master Fung!\
447'''Clay:''' Whoa-whoa there partner, we don't know hooey about this Yin-Yang place!\
448'''Raimundo:''' I vote we talk to Dojo first!\
449'''Kimiko:''' I agree, we should think about what we're getting into!\
450'''Omi:''' A true warrior acts first and worries later! ''[grabs Yang yo-yo and enters the Yin-Yang World alone]''
451-->-- ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown'', "Judging Omi"
452[[/folder]]
453
454[[folder:Real Life]]
455->''Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.''
456-->-- '''Alexander Pope'''
457
458->Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
459-->-- '''Murphy's Laws of Combat'''
460
461->''They thought only of being in the vanguard, to the exclusion of reconnaissance, tactical plan and common sense, and for that their heads were to roll in the blood-soaked sand at the Sultan's feet.''
462-->-- '''Barbara Tuchman''', ''A Distant Mirror'', on the Nicopolis Crusade of 1396
463[[/folder]]
464

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