Line #23 Quotes/JustHereForGodzilla


1	->''I give [[VideoGame/SpiderManPS4 Marvel's Spider-Man]] the harsh, HARSH score of 'No ComicBook/{{Mysterio}} out of 10'. Mysterio isn't in it; need to get that out the way right off the bat, because - [[SkewedPriorities look at all my Mysterio stuff]]—It is No secret that I am a big fan of Mr. Beck!"''
2	-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Jimquisition}}'''
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4	->''You've been moderately pleased by the legendary Kaiju Movies so far, now tune in for another [[SoBadItsGood Bad, Sober, good-with-a-buzz installment]] of the sloppiest franchise running. Where character and timeline continuity is more of a suggestion. Featuring characters who they forgot to mention were related, characters they forgot to mention entirely, and characters who forgot they discovered that the earth was hollow in the last movie. But one thing remains constant... absolutely no one watching gives a shit about any of it. '''NOW MAKE WITH THE MONKEY FIGHTS!'''''
5	-->--'''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''', ''Film/GodzillaVsKong''
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7	->''In [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} this world]], there are Grimm, monsters that hunt down humans. Humans eventually discovered Dust and fought back. However, you're not here for the story. You just want to see 3D girls and their weapons do crazy shit.''
8	-->-- Fanfic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10606151/1/Blind-Run-RWBY-Abridged Blind Run RWBY Abridged]]''
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10	->''Don't get me wrong, I love Creator/JackBlack, Creator/AdrienBrody is great\
11	Creator/NaomiWatts is delightful, my friend\
12	But I didn't come here to see any of them\
13	Get to the fucking monkey!\
14	Get to the fucking monkey!\
15	Get to the fucking monkey!\
16	Monkey...''
17	-->-- '''Tripod''', "[[Film/KingKong2005 King Kong]]"
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19	->''Oh no!\
20	There goes Tokyo!\
21	Go go Godzilla!''
22	-->-- '''Music/BlueOysterCult''', "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Godzilla]]"
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24	->"So, would I recommend ''Mr. Willowby’s Wonder Tree''? Ye gods, yes! [[OneSceneWonder 13 seconds]] of [[MuppetCameo Muppets]] in a feature film is the most screentime they’ve gotten since 1999! Totally worth sitting through Creator/DustinHoffman’s WesternAnimation/BugsBunny impression.\
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26	[[SubvertedTrope By which I mean]], [[TakeThat please don’t go see this movie.]]"
27	-->-- '''Joe Hennes''' of [[http://www.toughpigs.com/ Tough Pigs]], [[http://toughpigs.com/2008/01/mr-mcallisters-wonder-disaster.html reviewing]] ''Film/MrMagoriumsWonderEmporium''
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29	->"Clearly, the distributors had great faith in the reasons for the broadsheet-reading cinephile's reasons for seeing [[Film/NineSongs this film]]. And it had very little to do with the footage of Black Rebel Motorcycle Club."
30	-->--''Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit?''
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32	->''"I conducted a brief experiment by asking in the text chat if anyone knew what the fuck the plot was about. Most people said 'nope,' some people said 'WAR' and then started quoting Edwin Starr lyrics, and one rather odd bloke asked me if I was Jewish."''
33	-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]],''' discussing ''VideoGame/{{Titanfall}}''
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35	->'''Eraqus:''' Do you think the light will beat the darkness?\
36	'''Xehanort:''' No, I think the darkness will beat the light.\
37	'''[=ProZD=]:''' Jesus Christ...\
38	'''[[Franchise/ToyStory Woody:]]''' Howdy!\
39	'''[=ProZD=]: ''' OHHHHHH YEAH!\
40	'''Venmo:''' Hello, Sora.\
41	'''[=ProZD=]:''' ugh...\
42	'''Venmo:''' I need half of your heart, ''Franchise/KingdomHearts''.\
43	'''Sora:''' Venmo, it's you!\
44	'''[=ProZD=]:''' ''Who the fuck is Venmo?''\
45	'''Trailer:''' WesternAnimation/MonstersInc.\
46	'''[=ProZD=]:''' Motherfucking MIKE WAZOWSKI!
47	-->-- '''WebVideo/ProZD''', about ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsIII''
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49	->''I punch Kakarot in the face. ''[BeatPanel]'' The %$#& are you doing still sitting there? Go watch the movie!''
50	-->-- ''[[http://neodusk.deviantart.com/art/Fandumb-79-Vegeta-Reviews-the-New-DBZ-Movie-551543976 Fandumb #79]]: Vegeta Reviews [[Anime/DragonBallZResurrectionF the New DBZ Movie]]''
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52	->''So, yeah, that's all great, but do you think any 9-year-old kid gave two fucking shits about the plot of this movie? I know I didn't. I saw it in the theater opening day, and here's a perfect re-enactment, all for you. "What the Hell is this shit? I don't care what these people are talking about. Ooh, look back there, what game is this? Who the Hell are you?? Go back to the freaking ''[[Series/TheWonderYears Wonder Years]]'', you piece of shit! What game's that? Oh, you hear it? That's ''VideoGame/{{Zelda II\|The Adventure of Link}}''. Oh, what games are they playing? Turn around. Come on, I want to see the damn games." That's what it was like, you'd see a few moments of a game, you'd get excited, and then it's back to the story.''
53	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Film/TheWizard''
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55	->"''As a guy who writes songs, I get excited about an idea, or a book, or a sentence. I don't necessarily get excited about the whole of [[Creator/JRRTolkien Tolkien]], I just get excited about Uruk-hai. Just a little detail that just makes my mind work overdrive.''"
56	-->-- '''Ville Valo''', frontman and principal songwriter for Music/{{HIM}}
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58	->'''WebVideo/{{Matt\|McMuscles}}:''' [[BigWhat WHAT]]? [[SuddenlyShouting I'm sorry, WHAT]]?! There's a fuckin' [[Franchise/{{Alien}} xenomorph]] that was in a [[Franchise/MortalKombat shokan]]??? THIS IS AMAZING! We should run out and go see this today, WebVideo/{{Woolie\|Versus}}! That's so OP! \
59	'''WebVideo/{{Pat\|StaresAt}}:''' Oh, shut up. \
60	'''Woolie:''' Matt? Matt. You know that it doesn't matter how much you cross your arms and watch [[Film/ReadyPlayerOne2018 this movie]], it's gonna getcha! At some point, it's gonna getcha! \
61	'''Matt:''' ''That'' got me!
62	-->-- ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K06F7Oc-fyw Ready Player One: Funko Pops the movie]]"
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64	->''"I would love to be in the developers' shoes when they put their heart and souls into this big single player survival experience, and all anyone cares about is the [[VideoGame/GoldenEye1997 GoldenEye]] multiplayer mode?"''
65	-->-- '''Lewis''' on ''VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}'', WebVideo/BrainScratchCommentaries, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgpL3prJRzo Super Mario 64 - Part 9: To the third floor]]"
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67	->'''Heathcliff:''' [[GameBreakingBug Okay, so the game has a few minor bugs]], but this is groundbreaking technology we're talking about here. Real-Life Virtual Reality! Where's your sense of wonder?\
68	'''Kirito:''' Hey, I'm with you old man. I love this game, despite its... shortcomings. But let's be real, even if it weren't trying to kill us, [[ObviousBeta this game is a freaking Gordian Knot of terrible design]]. Face it, the main reason we all bought it was because it was the ''only'' launch title when "Surprise, {{Film/Tron}} suddenly became real."
69	-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
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71	->''[[Creator/DarrenCriss DARREN CRISS]] AND [[Creator/YvetteNicoleBrown YVETTE NICOLE BROWN]] DARREN CRISS AND YVETTE NICOLE BROWN DARREN CRISS AND YVETTE NICOLE BROWN DARREN CRISS AND YVETTE NICOLE BROWN''\
72	''Oh and there was a plot in there I guess''
73	-->-- [[https://letterboxd.com/annasmiles3/film/muppets-haunted-mansion/ A Letterboxd review]] of ''Film/MuppetsHauntedMansion''
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75	->''[[Creator/CorpseHusband CORPSE]]: announcing he's gonna voice a character in [[VideoGame/TribeNine an anime]] I've never heard of''\
76	\
77	''Me: I SHALL CONSUME THIS MEDIA INSTANTLY WTF''
78	-->--[[https://thetruemek.tumblr.com/post/675469603803217920/corpse-announcing-hes-gonna-voice-a-character-in This]] Tumblr post

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