Line #34 Quotes/JokerImmunity


1	[[AC:Audio Plays]]
2	->''"Oh yes, he survived. People like him, [[InvincibleHero and me]], don't know any different."''
3	-->-- '''The Sixth Doctor''', ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'', "Davros"
4
5	[[AC:Comic Books]]
6	->''"Would the world finally be rid of the Joker? No way to be sure. Batman had seen him survive explosions, gunfire, electrocution falling from aircraft, and yes, even plunging to the bottom of the Gotham River. What reason was there to believe the odds would finally catch up with him?"''
7	-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Knightfall}}''
8
9	->''"They'll never get rid of me. I always survive."''
10	-->-- '''Superboy-Prime''', ''ComicBook/LegionOfThreeWorlds''
11
12	->'''Batman:''' Give me one good reason why I shouldn't finish you off once and for all, right now!\
13	'''Joker:''' Merchandising. You can't afford to lose your best villain.
14	-->-- ''ComicBook/SergioAragonesDestroysDC''
15
16	->''"Nothing keeps me down, Kingsley. Not death. Betrayal. Even the entire world against me! Every time I rise back up! Stronger than before! Every time!"''
17	-->-- '''Norman Osborn''', ''ComicBook/SuperiorSpiderMan''
18
19	[[AC:Fan Works]]
20	->'''Lois Lane:''' And all that'll happen to him is that he'll go back to jail.\
21	'''Superman:''' Lois.\
22	'''Lois:''' All that'll happen, after all this, almost killing you a hundred times, almost conquering the world, is that he'll go back to a [[LuxuryPrisonSuite nice, comfortable cell]] that he can [[CardboardPrison break out of, anytime he wants, and]]--
23	-->-- ''Fanfic/KaraOfRokyn''
24
25	->'''Mary Marvel:''' Both of the guys think their Sivana is the worst, but I can tell you, Mom, Georgia has got to be the nastiest one of the pack. She's actually killed somebody, do you know that? Took a newspaper editor and shot him in cold blood. They couldn't pin the rap on her, but we know she did it.\
26	'''Edith Bromfield:''' Why don't you put her away?\
27	'''Mary Marvel:''' We do, but they never stay in for very long. They know so much. They can always cook up a new way of getting out of jail. In the old days, Doc Sivana could even walk through walls. Can you believe that? Even I can't do that. It's more like, we go out there, we dance with them, and we bring them back home when the dance is over.
28	-->-- ''Fanfic/HereThereBeMonsters''
29
30	->One of the tips was: always stash a good portion of your loot where it won't be found when you get sent back to the joint. Because, fighting Franchise/TheFlash, you were inevitably going to be sent back to the joint. But you'd also get out, and it paid to have a nest egg.
31	-->-- ''Fanfic/FuneralForAFlash''
32
33	->''"If I might interject for a moment... I'm quite certain I mentioned at some point that '''death is my bitch'''."''
34	-->-- '''Ganondorf''', ''[[WebVideo/TheLegendOfZeldaTheAbridgedSeries Twilight Princess the Abridged Series Episode 18 Part 1]]''
35
36	[[AC:Film -- Animated]]
37	->'''Cloud:''' Stay where you belong. In my memories.\
38	'''Sephiroth:''' I will... ''never'' be a memory.
39	-->-- ''Anime/FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren''
40
41	->'''Superman:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why is it the good villains never die]]?\
42	'''Batman:''' Clark, what the hell are "[[ARareSentence good villains]]"?
43	-->--''WesternAnimation/SupermanBatmanPublicEnemies''
44
45	[[AC:Film -- Live-Action]]
46	->'''Steve Rogers:''' HYDRA died with the Red Skull.\
47	'''Arnim Zola:''' Cut off one head, two more shall take its place.
48	-->-- ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier''
49
50	->''"I'll be back! I ''always'' come back! ''[groans]'' But dying is such a ''bitch.''"''
51	-->-- '''Chucky''', ''Film/BrideOfChucky''
52
53	->''"You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when [[UnstoppableForceMeetsImmovableObject an unstoppable force meets an immovable object]]. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you, huh? You won't kill me outta some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill ''you'' because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever."''
54	-->-- '''[[Characters/TheDarkKnightTrilogyTheJoker The Joker]]''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
55
56	->''"You know I always survive. You wrote me that way!"''
57	-->-- '''Slappy''' to R.L. Stine after secretly invading his home, ''Film/Goosebumps2HauntedHalloween''
58
59	->''"You can't kill the Boogeyman!"''
60	-->-- '''Tommy''', ''Film/Halloween1978''
61
62	[[AC:Literature]]
63	->''"Some say he died. Codswallop, in my opinion. Dunno if he had enough human left in him to die."''
64	-->-- '''Hagrid''' on Voldemort, ''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone''
65
66	->'''Fiera:''' Carmen Cole, Karma Girl, dropped her into a vat of radioactive something-or-other.\
67	'''Johnny Angel:''' So, she's dead.\
68	'''Fiera:''' We don't know that. No one's seen her since. Ubervillains are sort of like movie monsters. They always come back, even if they've been beaten, stabbed, shot, burned alive, and beheaded. I won't believe Malefica or the other members of the Terrible Triad are dead until I see their bodies.
69	-->-- ''Literature/{{Bigtime}}: Hot Mama''
70
71	[[AC:Live-Action TV]]
72	->''"Bullets don't seem to have much of an effect on me, darlin'."''
73	-->-- '''J.R. Ewing''', ''Series/{{Dallas}}''
74
75	->''"I am very difficult to kill. You should already know that."''
76	-->-- '''Davros''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E4ResurrectionOfTheDaleks Resurrection of the Daleks]]"
77
78	->'''The Rani:''' I thought that last mad scheme of yours had finished you for good.\
79	'''The Master:''' You jest, of course. I'm indestructible! The whole universe knows that.
80	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS22E3TheMarkOfTheRani The Mark of the Rani]]"
81
82	->''"Okay, cutting to the chase: Not dead, back, big surprise, [[BlahBlahBlah never mind]]."''
83	-->-- '''Missy''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E1TheMagiciansApprentice The Magician's Apprentice]]"
84
85	->''"[[ComicBook/{{Superman}} Kryptonite]], silver bullet. [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]]. What's it going to take to keep you in the grave?"''
86	-->-- '''John Crichton''' to Scorpius, ''Series/{{Farscape}}'', "[[Recap/FarscapeS04E05Promises Promises]]"
87
88	[[AC:Music]]
89	->''Yoooouuuu caaaaaaan smash her with a hammer\
90	Or can shoot her in the face\
91	You can smash her with a pillar\
92	And blow up the whole place\
93	You can throw her off a million cliffs with lava down below\
94	Oh, it doesn't make a difference\
95	To Natla, oh!''
96	-->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o28cGVLKLFw Die Natla]]", on '''[[Franchise/TombRaider Jacqueline Natla]]'''
97
98	[[AC:Podcasts]]
99	->'''Jay:''' Of course, the overall stakes for this match are garbage because Triple H and Steph are ''[[WrittenByCastMember actually]]'' in power, so whatever happens -- much like Vince [=Mcmahon=] -- they'll just leave for a bit and then come back under a new kayfabe job title with the same power.\
100	'''[[Website/{{Botchamania}} Maffew]]:''' With mustaches and fake glasses.
101	-->-- ''WebVideo/OSWReview'' on Wrestling/TheAuthority, Ep. 45
102
103	[[AC:Tabletop Games]]
104	->''Regardless, [[ApocalypseCult Ferrymen and women]] are amongst the rarest beings in the world, bearing the fewest members of any current, Abyssal or not. The reasons [[HatedByAll being most Sirens detest their presence as a whole]], or [[TheDogBitesBack the people they've attempted to break fight back and take them out]]. But like [[AnimalMotifs the coelacanth that represents them]], they always seem to return even if by all means, they should be extinct. The Currents fear for very good reason that, [[FridgeHorror given how they always seem to return, how big their numbers may really be]]...''
105	-->-- ''TabletopGame/SirenTheDrowning''
106
107	[[AC:Video Games]]
108	->''"Rule of thumb, Hassan -- you can't kill the Messiah."''
109	-->-- '''Kane''', ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerTiberianSun''
110
111	->''"I've got more lives than I do arms!"''
112	-->-- '''Ultros''' the octopus, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI''
113
114	->'''Batman:''' People die. I stop you. You'll just [[CardboardPrison break out and do it again]].\
115	'''Joker:''' Think of it as ''a {{running gag}}!''
116	-->-- ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity''
117
118	->'''The Joker:''' Savvy another round, Superfreak? \
119	'''Superman:''' Why can't you stay dead?! \
120	'''The Joker:''' I'll always have [[OneUp extra lives]].
121	-->-- ''VideoGame/Injustice2''
122
123	->'''The Watcher:''' Speaking of abominations, didn't I kill you? \
124	'''[[TheArchmage Concelhaut]]:''' Few things delight me more than slamming the proffered door on [[TheGrimReaper the Usher]]'s hand.
125	-->-- ''VideoGame/PillarsOfEternityIIDeadfire''
126
127	->''"I '''always''' come back!"''
128	-->-- '''Afton''''s HaveANiceDeath quote, ''VideoGame/UltimateCustomNight''
129
130	[[AC:Web Animation]]
131	->''"No little mushroom person at any point says, 'Didn't this exact same thing happen not however long ago? Say, did anyone remember to press charges on Bowser ''last'' time he pulled this? Put him in prison or something? What exactly was stopping him turning around and pulling '''the same shit''' the moment Mario and the Princess were distracted with each other's '[[SexualEuphemism cakes]]'? See, people, this is why we need to introduce a ''constitutional'' monarchy!'"''
132	-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''' on ''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2''
133
134	[[AC:Webcomics]]
135	->''"Oh, trust me. I know Ridley. This guy will always find a way to come back to life. '''ALWAYS.'''"''
136	-->-- '''[[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Samus Aran]]''', ''Webcomic/EveryoneIsHome'', [[https://www.woodenplankstudios.com/comic/the-cultivated-god-of-death-everyone-is-home/ "The Cultivated God of Death"]]
137
138	->'' "You can't kill me. I'm the best villain." ''
139	-->--'''[[Series/TheXFiles Cancer Man]]''', ''Webcomic/MonsterOfTheWeek''
140
141	->'''Caliborn:''' I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY [[EvilFormerFriend THIS FUCKER]] WON'T DIE.\
142	'''Creator/AndrewHussie:''' He's a [[MonsterClown hilarious, rascally clown]]! You know how it is with clowns.\
143	'''Caliborn:''' NO??\
144	'''Andrew Hussie:''' They are [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} notoriously difficult to kill for reasons that basically don't make any sense]]. I'm personally not aware of a single timeline in which this codpiece packing moron dies.\
145	'''Caliborn:''' WHAT. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.\
146	'''Andrew Hussie:''' It means [[Music/InsaneClownPosse you can't keep down the clown]].\
147	'''Caliborn:''' ??????\
148	'''Andrew Hussie:''' Say it with me. [[PhraseCatcher "You can't keep down the clown."]]\
149	'''Caliborn:''' NO, I WON'T SAY THAT.\
150	'''Andrew Hussie:''' SAY IT! "You can't..."\
151	'''Caliborn:''' GO FUCK YOURSELF. JUST TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS.\
152	'''Andrew Hussie:''' It means crazy clowns just won't die for some reason. In adventures such as yours, [[TakeThat they tend to linger long past their welcome. They linger and linger and linger, and just when you think you're totally fed up with their bullshit and you can't take another second of it, they just linger some more. And you never know what they're up to, and they're always scheming in the shadows, and it's quite possible that whatever master plan they're hatching just doesn't make the slightest bit of sense at all. But it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how stupid the clown's schemes are, or how sick of him everybody is. He just. Won't. Die.]]
153	-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
154
155	[[AC:Web Original]]
156	->''He's come back from the dead twice now -- he really is Lazarus... Despite the fact that he is seen to be enveloped in the flames of a missile in ''The Truth'' I am sure he would have continued to turn up like a bad smell had the show continued. Apparently the Smoking Man protected Mulder all of these years so he could see the look on his face when he discovered the date of the invasion [[BondVillainStupidity or some such bollocks]].''
157	-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/the-x-files-season-nine.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles''
158
159	->''Despite Batman’s best efforts to keep her from falling in, Catwoman [[DeathByIrony refuses to let go of her loot]], plunging downwards to an apparent death. It’s not, of course. Catwoman, and Newmar, will eventually return in Season 2 for an episode where she’ll try to murder the Dynamic Duo by cooking them on an oversized griddle.''
160	-->-- '''[[http://comicsalliance.com/the-batman-66-episode-guide-1x20-better-luck-next-time/ Chris Sims]]''' on ''Series/Batman1966'', "Better Luck Next Time"
161
162	->''Like can we please have even a token explanation for why the Warlock is alive!? This guy gets thoroughly disintegrated and he just pops up at the house in this movie like ‘whatev‘.''
163	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2012/10/22/warlock-iii-the-end-of-innocence-eric-freiser-1999/ on]] ''Film/WarlockIIITheEndOfInnocence''
164
165	->''Even with the psychological advantage, [[Wrestling/TheUndertaker Taker]] lost to the [[Wrestling/RandyOrton Ortons]] at ''No Mercy'', then suffered the horrific experience of being locked in the casket, doused with gasoline, and burned alive!\
166	[[FleetingDemographicRule And he really hates when that happens.]]''
167	-->-- '''Website/WrestleCrap''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/ortons-vs-undertaker/ " Possession is 9/10s of the law, but only 1/10 of what made this feud so stupid"]]
168
169	[[AC:Web Videos]]
170	->''"You're probably wondering why I'm still talking about [=LaCroix=]. Because you might also recall me mentioning that, by the end of both pilots, as he was pretty definitely ''dead as shit.'' Well, that's just fine: Because with flashbacks, you don't NEED a character to be alive to keep them on board! --except yeah, he's totally still alive for some reason. I hope that's a satisfactory enough explanation for you, because that's all they ever give us. idk."''
171	-->-- '''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Series/ForeverKnight''
172
173	->''[[[BigBad Mother Brain]] is spinning out of control and is vulnerable]''\
174	'''Kevin:''' Into the WarpZone! It's too dangerous to finish her off!\
175	'''Nostalgia Critic:''' We're contractually obligated to keep stalling for three more seasons!
176	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''WesternAnimation/CaptainNTheGameMaster''.
177
178	->''In my first appearance, the Bat was supposed to slay me\
179	But I can't be killed, that's why they [[Film/Joker2019 cast a Phoenix]] to play me!''
180	-->-- '''The Joker''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''
181
182	->'''Fearne:''' Wait, I thought we killed Delilah in there!\
183	'''Pike:''' Not to burst your bubble at all, but we've also killed Delilah a couple times. She has a habit of not really going.
184	-->-- ''WebVideo/CriticalRole''
185
186	[[AC:Western Animation]]
187	->''"You've bested me in many worlds, child... but I ''always'' return."''
188	-->-- '''The Lich''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', "[[Recap/AdventureTimeS9E13Whispers Whispers]]"
189
190	->''When it's your head they wanna sever\
191	And your blood they want to shed,\
192	You know you're gonna live forever\
193	If everybody wants you dead!''
194	-->-- '''Mister Burns''', [[VillainSong "A High to be Loathed"]], ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS24E14GorgeousGrampa Gorgeous Grandpa]]"
195
196	->''"Ah, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's gonna happen; you'll swing your sword, I'll fly away and probably say something like, [[WeWillMeetAgain 'I'll be back, Samurai!']] And then [[VillainExitStageLeft I'll flutter off over the horizon and we won't see each other for about a week]]. And then [[YoyoPlotPoint we'll do the same thing all over again]]."''
197	-->-- '''Aku''', ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack''
198
199	->''"Oh, who cares? I've been blown up, thrown down smokestacks, fed to sharks; I'm the Joker! I always survive!"''
200	-->-- '''The Joker''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold''
201
202	->'''Kevin:''' I thought Vilgax was dead.\
203	'''Ben:''' Which time?
204	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Ben10UltimateAlien'', "The Ultimate Enemy Part 1"
205
206	->'''Vilgax:''' Is this the thanks I get? After all, [[CreateYourOwnHero I am the reason you have the Omnitrix in the first place]]!\
207	'''Ben:''' Which you then tried to steal, which began a long tradition of me whipping your butt!\
208	'''Vilgax:''' It... No, it didn't!\
209	'''Ben:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, you're right]]... [[ContinuityNod oh, except for that time I kicked you out into space! And that other time I kicked you out into space? And of that arena?]] [[WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce Oh, and we got blown up in the ocean]]... Do you see there is a pattern forming here?\
210	'''Vilgax:''' [[MoodWhiplash Oh, yes, I do]]... [[LampshadeHanging you have never truly defeated me]], ''because you don't have the guts!''
211	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Ben10Omniverse'', "[[Recap/Ben10OmniverseS3E4VilgaxMustCroak Vilgax Must Croak]]"
212
213	->'''Batman:''' No! One more punch would kill you! And I won't kill you.\
214	'''Joker:''' That somehow means I win! I go to jail, escape, kill people, go to jail, rinse and repeat!
215	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken''
216
217	->''"You could've crushed me any time you wanted. And it wasn't the law or the will of the people that stopped you; [[SecretlySelfish it was your ego]]. Being a hero was too important to you. You're as much responsible for this as I am! So go ahead, fix it somehow. Put me on trial, lock me up -- [[CardboardPrison but I'll beat it]]. And then we'll start the whole thing all over again."''
218	-->-- '''[[Characters/DCAULexLuthor Lex Luthor]]''' to Superman, ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'', "[[Recap/JusticeLeagueS2E11And12ABetterWorld A Better World]]"
219
220	->'''Johnny:''' Hey Vanessa, is that your dad up on [[FatalFireworks that Rocket]]?\
221	'''Vanessa:''' He'll be okay. He blows up all the time.
222	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "[[Recap/PhineasAndFerbDudeWereGettingTheBandBackTogether Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together]]"
223
224	[[AC:Real Life]]
225	->''"On the subject of the Master, I always enjoyed how they handled this problem when the wonderful Creator/AnthonyAinley was playing the part in the '80s. He would get killed, definitively, at the end of every encounter with Creator/PeterDavison or Creator/ColinBaker, and then he'd turn up at the start of the next Master story, with roughly this explanation: '[[HandWave I escaped!]]' Suits me! I'm fine with that! Supervillains don't die, do they? So I wouldn't trust anything about that character's ability to lie down and stop breathing."''
226	-->-- '''Creator/StevenMoffat''' on ''Series/DoctorWho''
227
228	->''"I think that came from the fact that the very first time I played Weyoun he was killed, and that they realized that they liked the character! Necessity is the mother of invention, so they decided that the best thing to justify bringing him back was that he could be cloned. Then I think they saw the dramatic value of it, and the joke that [[TheyKilledKennyAgain he's constantly dying but he comes right back]], even in the same episode. In the end they destroy the cloning facilities, but if you don't think that the Vorta are clever enough to not put all their cloning eggs in one basket, you're sadly mistaken. They're out there somewhere!"''
229	-->-- '''Creator/JeffreyCombs''' on ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''

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