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1->''It's just your jive talkin'. You're telling me lies, yeah.\
2Jive talkin', you wear a disguise.\
3Jive talkin', so misunderstood, yeah.\
4Jive talkin', you're really no good.''
5-->-- '''Music/TheBeeGees'''
6
7->'''First Jive Dude:''' Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?[[note]]Golly that white fellow should stay away from my wife... or I will punch him.[[/note]]\
8'''Second Jive Dude:''' Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man![[note]]Yes, he is wrong for doing that.[[/note]]\
9'''First Jive Dude:''' I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...[[note]]I knew a man in a similar predicament...[[/note]]\
10'''Second Jive Dude:''' Uh-huh.[[note]]Uh-huh.[[/note]]\
11'''First Jive Dude:''' ...pray to J I did the same ol' same ol'![[note]]...and he ended up being sorry.[[/note]]\
12'''Second Jive Dude:''' Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man![[note]]Don't be so naive, Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.[[/note]]\
13'''First Jive Dude:''' Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...[[note]]You know what they say; early to bed early to rise...[[/note]]\
14'''Both Jive Dudes:''' ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em![[note]]...makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.[[/note]]\
15'''First Jive Dude:''' Col' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.[[note]]How true! Golly![[/note]]
16-->-- ''Film/{{Airplane}}''
17
18-> ''"You think you got the juice? Show your bling and let me shine you!"''
19-->-- '''Dimitri''', ''VideoGame/Sly2BandOfThieves''
20
21->'''Narrator:''' In the hip-hop world, you want to be phat.\
22'''{{WesternAnimation/Goofy}}:''' Fat!? It's these pants, right?
23->'''Narrator:''' You want to be fly.
24->'''Goofy:''' It's open!? ''(covers crotch)''
25->'''Narrator:''' You want to relax, homie.\
26'''Goofy:''' ''Who's'' homely!?\
27'''Narrator:''' You want to get down with your bad self.
28-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse,'' "How to be Groovy, Cool and Fly"
29
30->''"The [[ComicBook/LukeCageHeroForHire Luke Cage comic]] had some problems. He had all the rage of a revolutionary 70s black man, but angry black men in the 70s didn't write no jive funny books. And from the looks of his [[Creator/MrT jibba jabba]], I don't think they even had one around to do part-time consulting. So at any given time, Luke Cage may or may not have been saying things that mean anything. Then this nonsense moon language was sent to people even more square where [[BadButt they put it through a filter to make sure it was rated G.]] This may be why every panel of every issue, Luke Cage punctuates his sentences by putting his fist through all nearby objects. Because it's hard to express your anger at the establishment when your mouth only forms kindergarten Madlibs."''
31-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}, [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-superheroes-who-completely-lost-their-shit/ "6 Superheroes Who Completely Lost Their Shit"]]'''
32
33->'''Shawn:''' Ooh! I'm getting some serious jive, and it is fly! ... Ooh, yeah. The field is strong. Ooo! I am gettin’ it. And it is one bad mutha—-\
34'''Gus:''' Shut yo mouth!\
35'''Shawn:''' I’m havin’ a vision.\
36'''Gus:''' [[{{Film/Shaft}} I can dig it.]]
37-->--'''{{Series/Psych}}''', episode 3x05: ''"Disco Didn’t Die. It Was Murdered!"''
38
39->[[AC:[assessing communication efficiency...] ]]
40->[[AC:[efficiency: [-12.42%-]] ]]
41->[[AC:[enabling contemporary speech mode] ]]
42
43-> What is crackalacking, home skillet? Let us bounce to the promised land fo sho. I am bout it bout it, so listen while I [SLANG_NOT_FOUND] you the facts.
44-->-- '''Telephone''', ''VideoGame/Splatoon2: Octo Expansion''
45
46->'''Niko''': What does he look like?\
47'''Playboy X''': Well, son ain't too diesel or nothing, he a regular lookin' dude, nahmean? Now, he don't flash his guap too much, but you can see it in his eye, that he a hustler.\
48'''Niko''': [[FlatWhat Eh]]?\
49'''Playboy X''': Homie ain't too brolic, but he ain't scrawny, either. And he be stylin' on 'em a little, ya dig? I mean, he ain't too bummy, but he grimy, too.\
50'''Niko''': So ... he's the average one?
51-->--''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV''
52
53->''"Boy, are you corny! You're like a square at the fair! A goon from Saskatoon! You come off like a broken arm. You're a sad apple. A longhair! A corn husker! In other words, you don't send me. So, bail out, brother. Get lost! And here's your rat, cat!"''
54-->-- '''Toots''', ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry'', "The Zoot Cat"

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