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1->'''IPPA:''' Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card, document number [=G24L8=].
2->'''Joe:''' I'm not sure if...
3->'''IPPA:''' You have entered the name ''Not Sure''. Is this correct, ''Not Sure''?
4->'''Joe:''' No, it's not correct.
5->'''IPPA:''' Thank you. ''Not'' is correct. Is ''Sure'' correct?
6->'''Joe:''' No, it's not. My name is Joe...
7->'''IPPA:''' You've already confirmed your first name is ''Not''. Please confirm your last name, ''Sure''.
8->'''Joe:''' My... My last name is not Sure.
9->'''IPPA:''' Thank you, ''Not Sure''.
10->'''Joe:''' No. What I mean is my name is Joe...
11->'''IPPA:''' Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm.
12-->- The Identity Processing Program of America gives Joe a new name.
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14->''”Carl’s Jr. FUCK YOU, I’M EATING!”''
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17->''"I like money."''
18-->-- '''Frito Pendejo'''
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20->''"It's got what plants crave, it's got Electrolytes."''

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