Line #10 Quotes/ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne


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3	[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
4	->'''Nijika:''' You're in your thirties and you can't sleep without holding onto a stuffed toy!\
5	'''Seika:''' I'm only 29!
6	-->-- ''Manga/BocchiTheRock''
7
8	->'''Officer Jenny:''' So tell me what you know about this Team Rocket Trio.\
9	'''Ash:''' Well, officer, all I know is they're three of the sneakiest, snakey-est, lyingest losers you'll ever meet.\
10	'''Jessie:''' Who are you calling losers?!\
11	'''James:''' But he's got the rest right.
12	-->--''Anime/PokemonTheSeries''
13	[[/folder]]
14
15	[[folder:Comic Books]]
16	->'''Melissa Coolridge:''' Sheesh! Forget it. I wouldn't expect an old nerd like you to understand.\
17	'''Peter Parker:''' Old?!\
18	'''Melissa Coolridge:''' I see you didn't argue with the nerd part.\
19	'''Peter Parker:''' ''Old?!''
20	-->-- ''ComicBook/TheAmazingSpiderMan1999'' Vol. 2 #55
21
22	->'''[[MadScientist Inventor]]:''' The [[PoweredByAForsakenChild Grid's]] carbon-neutral, non-pollutive, and better yet... [[ChildHater it's taken a bunch of useless brats off the streets]]. We can reduce our carbon footprint ''and'' curb overpopulation at the same time! So... what do you think?!\
23	'''Ms. Marvel:''' What do I ''think''? [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech I think you're a wannabe evil genius who thinks he's saved the future when really he's just given up on it. I think you're a megalomaniac with some kind of weird Pied Piper complex.]] I think you're a ''bird''!\
24	'''Inventor:''' [[BerserkButton I AM NOT A BIRD!]]
25	-->-- ''ComicBook/MsMarvel2014''
26
27	->'''Student 1:''' Did you see that new girl Linda Lee?\
28	'''Student 2:''' I can't believe how dorky she looks!\
29	'''Student 3:''' Her head is totally huge!\
30	'''Student 4:''' Almost as big as her ego...\
31	'''Student 5:''' Who does she think she is?\
32	'''Student 6:''' She looks like some kind of monkey!\
33	'''Student 7:''' Goofy.\
34	'''Student 8:''' Outta her mind...\
35	'''Student 9:''' Her nostrils must be at least a foot in diameter! Like caverns leading to a lost world...\
36	'''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Linda:]]''' Okay... For the record, just so everyone knows, I have petite nostrils! They're tiny and cute!
37	-->--''ComicBook/SupergirlCosmicAdventuresInThe8thGrade''
38	[[/folder]]
39
40	[[folder:Comic Strips]]
41	->'''John:''' I'm spending Friday night with a fat, worthless cat!\
42	'''Garfield:''' That fat part was uncalled for.
43	-->--''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}''
44	[[/folder]]
45
46	[[folder:Film -- Animation]]
47	->'''Mirabel:''' Some of us have bigger problems, you selfish, entitled princess!\
48	'''Isabela:''' ''Selfish?!''
49	-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}}''
50	[[/folder]]
51
52	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
53	->'''The Dude:''' Fuck the tournament. Fuck you, Walter.\
54	'''Walter Sobchak:''' "Fuck the tournament?"
55	-->--''Film/TheBigLebowski''
56
57	->'''John Daggett:''' You dumb bitch.\
58	'''Catwoman:''' Nobody ever accused me of being dumb!
59	-->--''Film/TheDarkKnightRises''
60
61	->'''Princess Leia:''' Why, you stuck-up... half-witted... scruffy-looking... ''nerf herder''!\
62	'''Han Solo:''' [[{{Beat}} ...]]''who's'' "scruffy-looking?"
63	-->-- ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack''
64
65	->'''Phil:''' You old crook.\
66	'''Anne:''' Young crook, please!
67	-->-- ''Film/GentlemansAgreement''
68
69	->'''[[HitmanWithAHeart Ken]]:''' Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. [[WithAllDueRespect I mean no disrespect]], but you're a [[CountryMatters cunt]]. [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt, and the only thing that's gonna change]] is that you're gonna [[TookALevelInJerkass become an even bigger cunt]]. Maybe have [[LoserSonOfLoserDad some more cunt kids]].\
70	'''[[LondonGangster Harry]]:''' ''Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done?!'' '''''[[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids]]!!'''''\
71	'''Ken:''' [[BackhandedApology I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids]].\
72	'''Harry:''' ''Insulting my fucking kids?! [[EvenEvilHasStandards That's going overboard, mate]]!''\
73	'''Ken:''' I retracted it, didn't I? [-Still leaves you being a cunt.-]\
74	'''Harry:''' Yeah, ''[[OverlyLongGag I fucking got that]]''.
75	-->-- ''Film/InBruges''
76
77	->'''Roger Murtaugh:''' See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him.\
78	'''Martin Riggs:''' Hey, that's no fair. The building guy lived.
79	-->-- ''Film/LethalWeapon1987''
80	[[/folder]]
81
82	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
83	->'''Beggar''': Oh, that's typical of t'Tory trash 'oo live 'round 'ere, innit? Won't even spend a bit of change for someone 'oo's 'ungry and 'omeless. And wha' about a bit of social responsibility? Tight-fisted slag!
84	->'''Sharon''': 'Oo are you callin' a Tory?!
85	-->-- ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS2E7BriefEncounter Brief Encounter]]"
86
87	->'''Jesse:''' Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass, all a sudden at age — what, sixty? He's just gonna [[TitleDrop break bad]]?\
88	'''Walt:''' I'm fifty.
89	-->--''Series/BreakingBad'', "[[Recap/BreakingBadS1E1Pilot Pilot]]"
90
91	->'''Jeff:''' God's sakes! What did I tell you guys?!\
92	'''Abed:''' ''(imitating Jeff)'' Oh, for god's sakes, everybody! Do whatever you want! Leave each other alone!\
93	'''Troy:''' ''Whoa!'' That's a ''good'' Jeff! How did you do that?\
94	'''Abed:''' 10% Creator/DickVanDyke, 20% [[Series/{{Cheers}} Sam Malone]], 40% Creator/ZachBraff in ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'', and 30% Creator/HilarySwank in ''Film/BoysDontCry''.\
95	'''Jeff:''' ...''Zack Braff?''\
96	'''Abed:''' Sorry.
97	-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "[[Recap/CommunityS1E17PhysicalEducation Physical Education]]"
98
99	->'''James May:''' I believe deep in my heart that I look good in [the Rolls Royce Drophead Coupé] and it suits me because it's stylish and contemporary.\
100	'''Jeremy Clarkson:''' ''Every time'' I see you [[SarcasmMode those are the words that pop into my head]]: "stylish" and "contemporary."\
101	'''James May:''' [[InsultBackfire Thank you.]]\
102	'''Jeremy Clarkson:''' ...After other words like, for instance, "beige," "Stannah Stairlift," "The War." Can anyone think of any more?... "Homosexual."\
103	[{{Beat}}]\
104	'''James May:''' I object to the "beige."
105	-->-- ''Series/TopGearUK''
106	[[/folder]]
107
108	[[folder:Radio]]
109	->''"Ghost the Racist [[CampGay Fruitbowl]], had a very shiny hambone! Ghost the racist fruitbowl, [[BlatantLies he is a reptilian]]! On one foggy Hannukah night, Ghost was beating his son--"''\
110	''"Wait a minute! Hanukkah night? HANUKKAH NIGHT!?!? '''YOU STUPID...!'''"''
111	-->--'''[[Radio/TrueCapitalist Ghost]] and an unfortunate caller'''
112	[[/folder]]
113
114	[[folder:Video Games]]
115	->'''Chelle''': Ugh. I am certain you would be a MOST unruly equine companion.\
116	'''Mym''': Who are you calling an unruly equine?! I am an unruly DRAGON!\
117	'''Cleo''': That's not the part of that statement I thought she'd object to...
118	-->-- ''VideoGame/DragaliaLost''
119
120	->'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Leon]]''': Finished?\
121	'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cid]]''': Would be, if it weren't for the old loon's magic.\
122	'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSwordInTheStone Merlin]]''': OLD loon, you say!?
123	-->--''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII''
124
125	->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents Timmy Turner]]:''' Hey you wiener! You don't look so scary from up here! You look like a ''toy'' monster!\
126	'''[[BigBad Mawgu]]:''' '''NOBODY CALLS THE MAWGU A ''TOY!'''''\
127	'''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom:''' But apparently, calling him a ''wiener'' is okay.
128	-->--''[[VideoGame/NicktoonsUnite Nicktoons: Battle for Volcano Island]]''
129
130	->'''Phoenix Wright:''' ...this witness is a big, fat liar!\
131	'''April May:''' ''F-fat?!''
132	-->--''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'', "Turnabout Sisters"
133
134	->'''Interviewer:''' What about this "Gnasty Gnorc" character? Now, I understand he's found a magic spell to turn gems into warriors for his cause.\
135	'''Lindar:''' I'll take that question. Gnasty Gnorc is a simple creature.\
136	'''Gnasty Gnorc:''' ''Simple?!''\
137	'''Lindar:''' He has been contained in a remote world, and is no threat to the Dragon Kingdom.\
138	'''Gnasty Gnorc:''' '''No threat?!'''\
139	'''Lindar:''' Besides, he is ''ugly!''\
140	'''Gnasty Gnorc:''' '''''Ugly?!''''' THAT DOES IT!
141	-->--''VideoGame/SpyroTheDragon1998[=/=]VideoGame/SpyroReignitedTrilogy''
142	[[/folder]]
143
144	[[folder:Web Animation]]
145	->'''Cinder:''' I'm Cinder Fall. This is my associate, Arthur Watts. And these are my disciples, Emerald and Mercury.\
146	'''Raven:''' Two children you've tricked into following you, a disgraced Atlesian scientist, and a [[spoiler:Fall Maiden]] with a [[MeaningfulName surname so appropriate]] [[DeadpanSnarker she probably picked it herself.]] Something tells me you've [[{{Understatement}} more than a slight case]] of egomania. Is that about right?\
147	'''Watts:''' (''Clears his throat'') Technically, I was also a doctor, but the rest was spot on.
148	-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', "A Perfect Storm"
149	[[/folder]]
150
151	[[folder:Western Animation]]
152	->'''Hector:''' Godbrand, you never met anything you didn't immediately kill, fuck, or make into a boat.\
153	[...]\
154	'''Godbrand:''' ...I like boats. I'm a fuckin' Viking! We're s'posed to make boats outta things!
155	-->--''WesternAnimation/Castlevania2017'', "[[Recap/Castlevania2017S2E1WarCouncil War Council]]"
156
157	->'''Sting:''' You're fat, greedy and selfish, Bumble! You only think about yourself!\
158	'''Bumble:''' I am not fat!
159	-->--''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyAndFriends'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyAndFriendsE10TheEndOfFlutterValley10 The End of Flutter Valley – Part 10]]"
160
161	->'''Roach Coach:''' I am not just an insect! I am Roach Coach! I am the future ruler of this planet, you stupid biped!\
162	'''Bubbles:''' [[CallingMeALogarithm Who you calling a biped?]]
163	-->--''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls1998'', "[[Recap/ThePowerpuffGirlsS1E2InsectInsidePowerpuffBluff Insect Inside]]"
164
165	->'''Jack:''' ''(finding a near-dead villager)'' Poor unfortunate creature.\
166	'''Villager:''' [[InsultedAwake HEY!]] I'm not poor!
167	-->--''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack''
168
169	->'''Ned Flanders:''' You ugly, hate-filled man!\
170	'''Moe:''' Hey! ''Hey!'' I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was the third thing you said?
171	-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E8HurricaneNeddy Hurricane Neddy]]"
172
173	->'''Eeth Koth:''' Your reputation precedes you, general. The reputation of a [[DirtyCoward coward]], and a murderer.\
174	'''General Grievous:''' ''Murderer?'' Is it murder to rid the galaxy of you Jedi filth?
175	-->--''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars''
176
177	->'''Peppermint Larry:''' Everybody in Stormalong knows you don't have any money.\
178	'''K'nuckles:''' Stop lying! Not everybody in Stormalong knows that!
179	-->--''WesternAnimation/TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack''
180	[[/folder]]
181
182	[[folder:Other]]
183	->''"I read in her diary that she thought me 'a talentless gigolo'... in any case, I'm only disturbed if the phrase means that I had no talent as a gigolo. I believe that this is actionable in law even if proof [[IWasQuiteALooker is no longer demonstrable by me in life]]."''
184	-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''' on the diaries of Anaïs Nin, ''Palimpsest''
185
186	->''"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse."''
187	-->--'''Mike Tyson'''
188
189	->'''Norman Osborn:''' (on the phone) [[NoodleImplements Okay, so, once he starts thanking people, we need to steal his fish.]] His Goldfish. It's gonna, it's gonna be hilarious.\
190	'''Kingpin:''' I'm gonna do something to you. I'mma fuck you up. I'mma kill your ass.\
191	'''Norman Osborn:''' [[JokerImmunity You can't kill me. Yeah right, you can't kill me, I'm everyone's favorite Spider-Man villain.]]\
192	'''Kingpin:''' That red hair's gonna be covered in your blood after we scalp you.\
193	'''Norman Osborn:''' [[NoodleIncident It already is, I've been scalped twice already.]] You're way behind schedule, Kingpin.\
194	'''Kingpin:''' Guess what? Your wig: ''snatched.''\
195	''[Norman's smile fades]''\
196	'''Norman Osborn:''' It's... it's not a wig. It's not a- he knows it's a wig! ''He knows it's a wig!''
197	-->-- ''[[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub SnapCube]]'', [[https://youtu.be/7LQmslbVSmM?t=1949 Marvel's Spider-Man (Part 1) \| Real-Time Fandub Games]]
198
199	->'''Momo:''' Hey, I'm just trying to help the kid out! I don't see ''you'' doing anything besides ''dicking around'' and buying your ''Dragon Ball Z'' figurines off eBay, you '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis FAT. BROWN. DIRTBAG COW!!]]'''''\
200	'''Appa:''' '''''"BROWN!?"''''' That's '''''IT'''''!!
201	-->-- ''The Ultimate WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh8WWJp5sGg Recap Cartoon - BOOK 3]]''
202
203	->'''Guy:''' That motherfucking cop has driven past here twice in the last fifteen minutes.\
204	'''Cop (on car's loudspeaker):''' I'm not a motherfucker.
205	-->-- ''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20120307155617/http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/003591.html Overheard Everywhere]]''
206	[[/folder]]

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