Follow TV Tropes

Following

Context Quotes / INeedAFreakingDrink

Go To

1[[foldercontrol]]
2[[folder:Comic Books]]
3->'''Nocturne:''' Are you okay? What the hell happened?\
4'''Mimic:''' Oh, y'know... not much. But you can stop wearing that fruit juice, TJ... [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Logan's not gonna be tracking anyone for a little while]]. ''' ''God,'' ''' I could use a beer.
5-->--''ComicBook/{{Exiles}} #3: Old Wounds, New Battles Part 1''
6
7->'''John Constantine:''' I need to get out of here. Don't know whether I need an aspirin or a gin and bloody tonic.\
8[''Behind him, a woman begging for spare change is [[KickTheDog kicked in the chest by a passer-by]]. A few panels later, the woman removes a knife from her bag, creeps up behind the pedestrian and [[TheDogBitesBack rips his throat open]], spraying everyone in range with blood -- including Constantine.'']\
9'''John Constantine:''' Definitely a gin and tonic.
10-->--''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: City Of Demons''
11
12->''"NONE MAY KNOW THE BURDEN OF AWESOME RESPONSIBILITY, THE NECESSARY SECRECY WHICH ISOLATES ME FROM THOSE I AM SWORN TO PROTECT AND SERVE.\
13I HAVE SEEN UNIVERSES BEYOND IMAGINING, AND I HAVE SEEN CHILDREN FLEE FROM ME IN TERROR.\
14I HAVE BATTLED MONSTERS WHICH HAVE LAID WASTE TO GALAXIES, I HAVE RETURNED VICTORIOUS TO DEAFENING SILENCE AND UNSPEAKABLE ALIENATION AND DESPAIR.\
15OFTEN I LONG FOR A MOMENT OF EASE, FOR THE SOFT TOUCH, THE GENTLE SIGH OF AN ADORING LOVER.\
16BUT SUCH IS NOT FOR ME. I MUST BEAR THE CROSS OF MY SPECIAL NOBLE DESTINY.\
17ALONE. EVER ALONE.\
18SO I DRINK."''
19-->-- ''ComicBook/PlasticMan (2004)'' #7
20[[/folder]]
21
22[[folder:Fan Works]]
23->'' 'I need a beer, right away...' Misato stumbled her way back to the kitchen.''\
24''"Hey, Misato! We saved the world yesterday! Can we have a raise in our allowance?" Asuka called after her.''\
25'' 'A lot of beer...' ''
26-->--''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', Chapter 8
27
28-> '''Wolverine:''' Listen, if we're going to get into my checkered history with the dames, I'm going to need a couple more beers and a cigar.\
29'''X-23:''' Cigars stink.\
30'''Wolverine:''' Fine, then, I won't light it. Might have to go on a supply run first, though, I think I'm out of beer.\
31'''X-23:''' Mr. Summers has hidden a six-pack of Sam Adams in the back of the biology lab refrigerator.\
32'''Wolverine:''' That's my girl.
33-->-- ''ComicBook/XMen'' fic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/1018461 Beneath the pines]]''
34
35->''"If I was alive I would say this needs a drink to make any sense out of."''
36-->-- '''[[Literature/TheSilmarillion Beren]]''', ''Fanfic/ABoyAGirlAndADogTheLeithianScript''
37
38->"And here I am trying to fill you in, and you totally get growly and blow me off, and that's why you didn't know that [[Film/XMenFilmSeries Scott and Jean]] are on this whole nature kick lately and you really can't go near the flowerbeds lately without making tons of noise to warn them, unless you wanna walk right in on them, like, dude, almost on top of them, and that's why you're all pissed off and ready to claw your own eyes out, but y'know, if you did that, they'd probably grow right back, right? How cool."\
39"Kid," Logan said, slumping into a kitchen chair, "I dunno where you're going with this, but I got a feeling I can't get through this without beer."\
40"Dude, I like, totally feel your pain, y'know?" Jubilee said, pulling a stool up to the kitchen table. "And not just because Dr. Grey's all, 'Oh, I was just checking him for ticks!' explanation is, like, enough to make anyone heave. You think you're all pissy? Dude, I bet they're worse. And they write up our midterms! So you totally know that in bio and calculus we're all gonna be paying big time for this, whattayacallit, carpe interruptus."\
41"Oh, for fuck's sake," Logan muttered, hauling a second six pack out of the refrigerator.
42-->-- ''Fanfic/TheDarwinChronicles''
43
44->''Asuka smiled sadly. "[[PeggySue Knew you'd figure it out sooner or later]]. You might wanna grab a beer for this."''\
45''[...]''\
46''Misato tossed back the whiskey she'd poured herself after realising beer just wasn't going to cut it tonight.''
47-->-- ''Fanfic/DoingItRightThisTime''
48
49->'''[[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Willow Schnee]]:''' ... J-Jacques, is there still the hard liquor in the cabinet?\
50'''Jacques Schnee:''' Come, there's harder in the basement.\
51''And so the Schnee parents spent the next couple of hours hammered out their minds in the garden.''
52-->-- The '''Schnee parents''' after witnessing [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Obito Uchiha]] use Kamui for the first time, ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13796641/1 Kamui Candy]]''
53
54->''"I’m starting to wish this '''was''' alcoholic."''
55-->-- '''Makoto Fujiwara''', ''Fanfic/MarriageOfHeavenAndHell'', [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13520893/33/Marriage-of-Heaven-and-Hell Chapter 33]]
56
57->“It’s simple” Shinji said to the Penguin, suddenly feeling dangerously whimsical, leaning in and dropping his voice to a conspiratorial whisper. “See, I’m actually a time traveler from the future who’s come back to stop my Father and/or SEELE from kicking off Third Impact. During the pre game entertainment to the main event last time, I managed to utterly betray Asuka and abandon her when she needed me the most, despite the fact that I thought I had fallen in love with her and thought I’d do anything for her, up to and including dying… so I feel a little guilty right now whenever I look at her. But don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret” he finished with an admonishing look before he rocked to his knees and started to gather the plates.\
58The genetically engineered penguin stared at his back for several long, long seconds before continuing into the kitchen, retrieving a can from Misato’s stash, stopping in consideration, retrieving a second, and retreating into his fridge.\
59“Yeah” Shinji muttered as he stacked the plates in the dishwasher. “That’s about what I thought you’d say”.
60-->-- ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling''
61
62->Dad had gotten home just as I bade goodbye to the Barneses and I now had two long stories to tell him. By the end of the discussion, he needed some booze and I needed to relax.
63-->-- '''Taylor Hebert''', ''Fanfic/QueenOfTheSwarm''
64
65->''"It was dead silent in the apartment once again. Misato silently got up, walked to the fridge and grabbed herself a beer. Without asking, she grabbed one for Asuka as well. Both of them downed their respective beers, cringed at the taste, then continued to stare at the wall."''
66-->-- ''Fanfic/ShinjiTheCasanova''
67
68->"Well, you've certainly had worse bases for plans before-."\
69"Also we need to hijack Japan's entire supply of electricity."\
70"''What''." ''There'' was the problem she had to deal with. Ritsuko sighed as she idly wondered if Ooi still had that bottle of vodka hidden away at her station.
71-->-- ''Fanfic/RiseOfTheMinisukas''
72
73->Outraged, Misato burst into the room, only to walk in on Asuka, dressed as Commander Ikari, straightening out the collar of Shinji, dressed as Sub-commander Fuyutsuki. They both turned to look at her in surprise.\
74Asuka adjusted her glasses and asked, "What seems to be the problem, Misato?"\
75Misato didn't know how to respond to that. The only thing that she did know was that she needed a beer and fast.
76-->-- ''Fanfic/RolePlayingEvangelion''
77
78->'''[[Franchise/SailorMoon Sailor Jupiter]]:''' Do any of your families have a well stocked liquor cabinet?\
79'''Sailor Mars:''' My grandfather tends to drink a lot. Why?\
80'''Sailor Jupiter:''' We've spent a year and a half fighting a war in the shadows, [[ItMakesSenseInContext and the war just got called off because our princess declared that she was a lesbian]]. I say we all get completely wasted and try to forget that this whole thing ever happened.
81-->--''Fanfic/WhiteDevilOfTheMoon'' Omake
82
83->''"Carl Ferris wished he was a drinking man at times like these. Sometimes, so did his wife, Yvonne."''
84-->-- ''Fanfic/WithThisRingGreenLantern''
85
86-> “WHY CAN’T YOU, FUGO?!”
87-> “GIFT CARDS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE USED ON A COMPANY’S GOODS AND SERVICES, NOT THE DAMN COMPANY ITSELF, STRONZO!!!”
88-> “WELL HAVE YOU EVER CHECKED?!”
89-> Yamagishi looked at the argument in slight amusement, but mostly annoyance over how loud her fellow squadmates were being.
90-> Abbacchio lifted up his headphones slightly and turned to Yamagishi. “What are they arguing about again?”
91-> “Whether or not gift cards can be used to purchase a franchise. It's been going on for thirty minutes now.”
92-> He hummed in response and went to take a sip from his glass of wine, only to realize he already drank all of it.
93-> “How many of those glasses have you drank today already?” Yamagishi asked, sipping from her own glass.
94-> “Four.”
95-> “Hm. Better drink another. Mista’s always saying how its a bad number.” The hair-wielding stand user replied, handing her squadmate the bottle.
96-> “For once, he might have a point.” Abbacchio poured himself another drink, as the two sat there and silently judged the ridiculous argument.
97-> “Mista, I’m going to kidnap the Pistols.”
98-> “...RUDE.”
99-->-- ''Fanfic/YukakoButCrime''
100
101[[/folder]]
102
103[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
104->''"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."''
105-->--'''Steve [=McCroskey=]''', ''Film/{{Airplane}}''
106
107->'''[[Film/JamesBond Bond]]:''' ''(After losing a game of poker)'' Vodka Martini.\
108'''Bartender:''' Shaken or stirred?\
109'''Bond:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Do I look like I give a damn?]]
110--> ''Film/CasinoRoyale2006''
111
112->'''Bo:''' Simpson!\
113'''Sergeant Nocker:''' What?! It can't be! He must have a double.\
114'''Bo:''' But it is!\
115'''Sergeant Nocker:''' Then I must have a double!
116-->-- ''Film/FollowThatCamel'' DeletedScene
117
118->'''[[TheDon Don]] Vito Corleone:''' ''[seeing Tom with a drink]'' Give me a drop. My wife is crying upstairs. I hear cars coming to the house. Consigliere of mine, I think you should tell your Don what everyone seems to know.\
119'''Tom:''' I didn't tell Mama anything. I was about to come up and wake you and tell you.\
120'''Vito:''' But you needed a drink first.\
121'''Tom:''' [[BluntYes Yeah.]]\
122'''Vito:''' Well, now you've had your drink.\
123'''Tom:''' They shot Sonny on the causeway. He's dead.
124-->-- ''Film/TheGodfather''
125
126->'''Drax:''' Now, let's put more of this liquid into our bodies!\
127'''Rocket:''' That's the first thing you said that wasn't batshit crazy!
128-->-- ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014''
129
130->'''Hamilton:''' When Joe left ten years ago he told her he was just going out for a short beer.\
131'''Vitale:''' I'm sure he had one.
132-->-- ''It Started in Naples'' (1960)
133
134->''"[[FaceDeathWithDignity We have dressed in our best and are prepared to go down as gentlemen.]] But we would like a brandy."''
135-->-- '''Benjamin Guggenheim''', ''Film/Titanic1997''
136
137->'''Reporter:''' They say they're going to repeal Prohibition. What will you do then?\
138'''Elliot Ness:''' I think I'll have a drink.
139-->-- ''Film/TheUntouchables'''
140
141->'''Captain Foster''': Well, the Admiral won't abandon the Creeper trials just because of this hitch. That means I'll be firing ship next time.
142->'''Andrews''': Well, what's worrying you? Can't you swim?
143->'''Commander Fanshawe''': Ah, ha-ha, ha, huh-huh.
144->'''Captain Foster''': Give me another drink, Number One, please. Strong one.
145-->-- ''Film/WatchYourStern''
146[[/folder]]
147
148[[folder:Literature]]
149->''"Give strong drink to him who is perishing, and wine to him whose life is bitter. Let him drink and forget his poverty and remember his trouble no more."''
150-->--'''[[Literature/BookOfProverbs Proverbs 31:6-7]]''', ''Literature/TheBible''
151
152->''"Today it had been closer than ever before. If he ever let himself think about how close it had been, [[PostVictoryCollapse he'd probably collapse on the floor in a gibbering wreck]] and not be able to speak coherently for weeks. That time would come, he knew. Nights when he slept alone and the darkness closed in around him like a huge, crushing hand...\
153So, beer. Celebratory, and to numb the possibilities that had been avoided."''
154-->--''Film/CabinInTheWoods'' {{novelization}}
155
156->''I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was [[HardboiledDetective a coat, a hat and a gun]].''
157-->-- '''Philip Marlowe''', ''Literature/FarewellMyLovely'', by Creator/RaymondChandler
158
159->''"Breeze looked at me very steadily. Then he sighed. Then he picked the glass up and tasted it and sighed again and shook his head sideways with a half smile; the way a man does when you give him a drink and he needs it very badly and it is just right and the first swallow is like a peek into a cleaner, sunnier, brighter world."''
160-->-- '''Philip Marlowe''', ''Literature/TheHighWindow'' by Creator/RaymondChandler
161
162->''"It is an interesting function of human-level intelligence that virtually all creatures in possession of it will occasionally look for ways to dull its edges. Sometimes, thinking is too great a burden, and needs to be set aside in favor of the calm blur of non-thought. Many species have their own unique drugs and intoxicants...but alcohol is universal to those with mammalian origins."''
163-->--''Literature/InCryptid'', "Oh Pretty Bird"
164
165->''In common parlance, I needed a drink; but there was no barroom in that venerable place full of perspiring philistines and period objects.''
166-->-- '''Humbert Humbert''', ''Literature/{{Lolita}}''
167
168->''"I needed a drink. Several, one on top of the other. I wasn't sure there were enough drinks in [[LotusEaterMachine the City]] for what I had in mind, but, as the man said, [[Creator/RobertBrowning a man's reach should exceed his grasp or what's a heaven for?]] There were bars up and down every street, and I worked my way through them. I had time to establish a routine. I'd take a stool, stack up coins as high as they'd go, and have the bartender bring me a two-bit shot every couple of minutes, removing the price himself until the tower was gone. Then I'd hit the next place. [[AGlitchInTheMatrix I never ran out of change or thirst]]."''
169-->--''Literature/TheNightMayor''
170
171->'''John Taylor:''' [[Myth/{{Merlin}} Merlin Satanspawn]] was buried here, under the wine cellar, after the fall of Logres. He still makes the occasional appearance, to keep everyone honest. Being dead doesn't stop you from being a major player in the Nightside.\
172'''Joanna:''' Hold everything. ''The'' Merlin?\
173'''John Taylor:''' I'd hate to think there was more than one. I only saw him manifest once, [[TerrorHero but it scared the crap out of me]].\
174'''Joanna:''' (shakes her head) I need a very large drink, right now.\
175'''John Taylor:''' Lot of people feel that way in [[WretchedHive the Nightside]].
176-->--''[[Literature/{{Nightside}} Something From The Nightside]]''
177
178->''"Lister sat in the empty Copacabana Hawaiian Cocktail Bar and poured a triple whiskey into his double whiskey, then topped it up with another whiskey. Absently, [[CigaretteOfAnxiety he lit the filter end of a cigarette]] and tried to assimilate all the information Holly had thrown at him.\
179[[EverybodysDeadDave Everybody was dead]]."''
180-->--''Literature/RedDwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers''
181
182->''"[[OhMyGods Crom]]! A [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murrain murrain]] on these wizardly feuds! Pelias has dealt well with me, but I care not if I see him no more. Give me a clean sword and a clean foe to flesh it in. Damnation! What would I not give for a flagon of wine!"''
183-->-- '''Franchise/{{Conan|TheBarbarian}}''''s exasperation after defeating the wizard [[TheDreaded Tsotha-lanti]] with the wizard [[ManInTheIronMask Pelias]]' help, in the last sentences of ''Literature/TheScarletCitadel''
184
185->''"On his return to the human town of Brie, this big 'un traveller found his way to a tavern and sat meditating on his adventures, annd his fellow big 'uns gathered around him, curious as to what he had seen. "What did you discover?" they pressed him. "Who did you encounter?" "I met a-" he started to reply, and drew a great shuddering sigh into his body, before concluding in a lowered tone, "soddit," and reaching for his tankard of ale. The name of the particular soddit he encountered has not been recorded, but it was clearly a meeting that had a profound impact upon the big man, for he stayed inside the Dragon-Queen Inn at Brie for two days and two nights, drinking all the time and speaking to nobody, and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere soon afterwards left the area never to return]]."''
186-->--''The Soddit''
187
188->'''Montgomery:''' You don't drink aguardiente. Certainly not the cheap kind I keep.\
189'''[[MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter Carlota]]:''' I don't toss my father against a cabinet either, and yet I did a few hours ago.
190-->-- ''Literature/TheDaughterOfDoctorMoreau''
191[[/folder]]
192
193[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
194->'''Walter:''' How much have you had to drink?\
195'''Skyler:''' ''Not nearly enough.''
196-->-- ''Series/BreakingBad''
197
198->'''Beckett:''' "Show me a hero, and I’ll write you a tragedy." Creator/FScottFitzgerald said that.\
199'''Castle:''' Then it must have been Creator/ErnestHemingway who said, "Man, I sure could use a drink right about now."
200-->--''Series/{{Castle|2009}}'', "The Final Nail"
201
202->''"Well folks, that concludes Stephen Colbert's I Need A Drink, which for the record did not work. Either this booze is broken or the news is just too damn sobering. We'll be right back. "''
203-->--'''Creator/StephenColbert''', ''Series/TheColbertReport''
204
205->'''Beamish:''' I need a drink.\
206'''Truscott:''' I tell you my life's dream; what do I get? Praise, respect, enthusiasm? No, 'I need a drink!'. The mediocrity's response to anything out of the ordinary: 'I need a drink!'.\
207'''Beamish:''' Would you like one?\
208'''Truscott:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Whisky please.]]
209-->-- ''Fairly Secret Army''
210
211->When the cold winds rise, all men -- no matter their faith or lack of it -- huddle beside my night fires, and I pray the prayers and speak the spells, and beseech the [[{{God}} Lord of Light]] to bring back the dawn. So far, so good. But reprobate as I am, I can't help but wonder what will happen if... one day, Our Lord does not answer. Imagine a [[TheNightThatNeverEnds night that goes on forever]]... [[ArcWords so dark... and full of terrors]]...
212->... I think I need another drink.
213-->--'''Thoros of Myr''', ''Series/GameOfThrones: History and Lore -- The Lord Of Light''
214
215->''"You might think that getting so drunk that you accidentally marry a woman who's six months pregnant is a good reason to stop drinkin'. Personally, I think it's a good reason to '''keep''' drinkin'."''
216-->-- '''Earl Hickey''', ''Series/MyNameIsEarl''
217
218->'''Vorenus:''' I'm not going home. I need a drink.\
219'''Pullo:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Drink? You?]]\
220'''Vorenus:''' DRINK! ME! WHAT OF IT?\
221'''Pullo:''' [[TheAlcoholic I'm not arguing...]]
222-->-- ''Series/{{Rome}}''
223
224->''"Yeah. That's impossible. In order for Lamont to be your son, that would mean that you and Elizabeth would have to-- [[OhCrap let's have another drink.]]"''
225-->-- ''Series/SanfordAndSon'', Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe
226
227->''"Uh, drink? I'm gonna drink. I am not having this conversation unless I'm drinking."''
228-->-- '''Jaskier''', ''Series/TheWitcher2019''
229
230->''"You want a drink?" [smiles] "You need a drink."''
231-->-- '''Special Agent Dana Scully''' to a soldier who is to be put in a protective custody, ''Series/TheXFiles''
232
233->''"Not ''completely'' out of options. We can do what the Shellstrops have always done when the chips are down: Ignore our problems and drink heavily! Janet, a million bottles of your finest booze, please!"''
234-->-- '''Eleanor Shellstrop''', ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', "[[Recap/TheGoodPlaceS2E09BestSelf Best Self]]"
235[[/folder]]
236
237[[folder:Radio]]
238->'''Ripely Fecund:''' We were marching against drink in the East End, and it was going really, ''really'' well.\
239'''Pippa Bin:''' Then [[ItMakesSenseInContext we saw this man-pigeon]], and thought we could adopt him and feel morally superior about it.\
240'''Ripely:''' But alas, it was Mr. Benevolent, and now we are captives!\
241'''Pip Bin:''' Are you alright?\
242'''Pippa Bin:''' Yes, but notwithstanding our recent stance on the issue, I could really do with a drink.\
243'''Ripely:''' Me too!
244-->''Radio/BleakExpectations''
245
246->''"Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect know exactly where they don’t want to be. They don’t want to be stranded on prehistoric Earth with a load of unwanted telephone sanitizers and advertising executives who have been thrown off their home planet of Golgafrincham, a world which has subsequently been wiped out by a particularly virulent disease contracted from an unexpectedly dirty telephone. Unfortunately that is precisely where they are. But fortunately they have found a way of coping with their predicament: they are drunk."''
247-->--'''The Book''', ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1978''
248[[/folder]]
249
250[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
251->Zombies or Skeletons, they're not quite so bad because I don't think of them as still being the person they once were, even if it's an old comrade -- it's just his body wandering about there, forced into motion by the Vampire that's animating him. [[ShapedLikeItself But Spirits are, well, they're Spirits, aren't they?]] The real thing, the real person, unable to rest; a tormented soul that wants to leave this world and go to... wherever it's supposed to go. With [[CrystalDragonJesus Sigmar]] maybe. I don't know, I'm not a priest. I just know that I don't want to die somewhere where a damned Necromancer or something can stop my Spirit from going to... wherever. You know.
252->Damn it, I need a drink.
253-->--'''Captain Schultz, Mercenary Commander,''' ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay: Old World Bestiary -- A Compendium Of Creatures Fair And Foul''
254[[/folder]]
255
256[[folder:Theatre]]
257->''"No, I am ''not'' drunk, madam, but you've given me an idea!"''
258-->--'''Mortimer''' having a NewhartPhonecall in ''Theatre/ArsenicAndOldLace''
259[[/folder]]
260
261[[folder:Video Games]]
262->Not funny, universe. Not funny at all.\
263(Jeez, what'd you find in there? Shaun's locked himself in his room, I can't find the whiskey, and I think I hear crying. --RC)
264-->-- ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedSyndicate'' database entry on Desmond the corgi (as written by the friends of [[HeroicSacrifice Desmond Miles]])
265
266->''His Lordship asked his sommelier for a wine selection that paired well with 'war'. The sommelier, with her many decades of expertise, knows that the sine qua non of wartime wine is: you need absolute bucketloads of it.''
267-->--'''"Fine judgment" blurb during the Starved Men war event''', ''VideoGame/FallenLondon''
268
269->''"Ya estoy lista para ese trago."''[[note]][[GratuitousSpanish I'm ready for that drink.]][[/note]]
270-->-- One of '''Sombra's''' respawn lines, ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''
271
272->''"The fuck. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis The. Fuck.]] You are [[FrameUp all over the media]]. [[BrokenMasquerade ALL OVER]]. Kind of takes away the mystique of "secret agent." [[OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness The talking heads]]...well...I've never heard them chatter the way they're chattering now. [[AtomicFBomb THE FUCK!]]\
273Ok. Strategic breath. Strategic drink."''
274-->--'''Kirsten Geary,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''
275[[/folder]]
276
277[[folder:Visual Novels]]
278->''"Pray turn a blind eye to the discourtesy as I verify this vile and unremitting accusation hasn't soured the contents of my hallowed chalice."''
279-->-- '''Barok van Zieks''', ''VisualNovel/TheGreatAceAttorney''
280[[/folder]]
281
282[[folder:Web Animation]]
283->''"Alright, I don't know about the rest of you but I've got sick of this for the time being. Why don't we all just go to some beach or [[TheHedonist Slaaneshi]] pub somewhere and just... get a drink or something. Yes, somewhere where there should be ladies. Real ladies, with boobs. [[ExtremeOmnisexual And not dicks!]]"''
284-->-- '''Azekh Ahriman''', ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''
285[[/folder]]
286
287[[folder:Webcomics]]
288->Another emotionally exhausting conversation. Too many FEELINGS AND PROBLEMS. That guy. Talk about a high maintenance moirail. Perhaps tonight you will reveal your true feelings toward him, and end these exaggerated emotional theatrics one way or another.\
289You need a sugary drink.
290-->-- '''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004352 Feferi Peixes]]''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
291
292->''"WELP time for some Emergency Bourbon."''
293-->-- '''Faye''', ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''
294
295->'''Sharp Sharply:''' Next we have a bartender named Xiphos up agai-\
296''[Xiphos kills his opponent, Sharply gets covered in blood]''\
297'''Sharp Sharply:''' Well I'm glad he's a bartender because I could use a stiff drink after that one
298-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Swords}}''
299
300->'''Princess:''' HealingPotion?\
301'''Dorilys:''' Whiskey.\
302'''Princess:''' That'll do.
303-->-- ''Webcomic/RustyAndCo'', [[https://rustyandco.com/comic/level-8-111/ 8-111]]
304[[/folder]]
305
306[[folder:Web Original]]
307->'''(253):''' I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
308-->--'''Website/TextsFromLastNight'''
309
310->''"Good God, I need a stiff drink."''
311-->The last line of '''Website/TFWikiDotNet''''s page for "[[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/B.O.T._%28episode%29 B.O.T.]]", which they consider the worst episode of ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' ever.
312[[/folder]]
313
314[[folder:Web Video]]
315->''[[SarcasmMode ...'s good. That's good shit right there!]]'' '''[sipping from a huge beer mug]''' ''I'm gonna need every last drop of this.''
316-->--'''WebVideo/{{Jontron}}''', reviewing ''The Skateboard Kid''
317
318->''"I'll tell you what, if I didn't fancy a beer when I started, I certainly do now."''
319-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Techmoan}}''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB7bN3cLLHA assembling a complicated beer frother]]
320[[/folder]]
321
322[[folder:Western Animation]]
323->''"I need ''exactly'' one hundred beers."''
324-->--'''Nathan Explosion''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}}''
325[[/folder]]
326
327[[folder:Miscellaneous]]
328->''I want to get off the course. I want a brandy, and then another brandy, and then another brandy after that. Then I want to start drinking.''
329-->-- '''Baek Jarns''', "[[https://www.tor.com/2013/03/27/running-of-the-bulls/ Running of the Bulls]]"
330
331->''"You know, playing these games makes me ''really'' appreciate being legal age. ''(takes a sip from a glass)'' Because ''holy FUCK-''"''
332-->--'''[=KuroTheArtist=]''', [[https://youtu.be/HBzS6JaE948 "BOOTLEG BEN 10 GAMES (w/ KuroTheArtist!)"]]
333
334->''"After all that I feel I need a little something."''
335-->-- Formerly-[[TheTeetotaler teetotal]] survivor of Rorke's Drift.
336[[/folder]]

Top