Line #4 Quotes/IHaveBoobsYouMustObey


1	->ALWAYS LISTEN TO A HOT BABE. THAT'S THE LAW. [[VerbalTic BEEP BLIP BEEP]].
2	-->-- '''[[RobotBuddy Thursday]]''', ''VideoGame/DisgaeaHourOfDarkness''
3
4	->Why rule through fear when you can rule through boners?
5	-->-- '''Ellen''', ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''
6
7	->I agree with [[FreudianSlip Mai's boobs.]]
8	-->-- '''Joey Wheeler''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
9
10	->'''Snake''': You know what, I really don't think I should be trusting you --\
11	'''EVA''': But I gave you a gun! And I still have '''boobs!'''\
12	'''Snake''': Okay, good enough
13	-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}}: [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater Let's Destroy the Shagohod!]]''
14
15	->'''Yana''': I think that bouncer liked me. I bet I can get us in.\
16	'''Anthony''': What, you think you're just going to smile at him and he'll fall on his knees and say yes to anything you want?\
17	'''Yana''': Pretty much.
18	-->-- ''Literature/{{Fingerprints}}: Haunted''
19
20	->'''Amanda:''' I've got breasts, Chuck. I can make men do whatever I want. I could even make you punch yourself for a peek at these.\
21	'''Chuck:''' Please don't make me do that.
22	-->-- ''Class Mishaps''
23
24	->Simply put, bitches, I have boobs, I MAKE THE RULES!!
25	-->--''[[VideoGame/BlazBlue Litchi Faye-Ling as 'Boob Queen' in Platinum's Gag Reel]]''
26
27	->'''[[{{Manga/Bleach}} Hitsugaya]]''': YOUR BOOBS ARE NOT AN ALL-PURPOSE PROBLEM SOLVER!\
28	'''Matsumoto''': Really? But they've always worked in the past.
29	-->--''FanFic/UninvitedGuests''
30
31	->'''Slick''': You're an evil person.\
32	'''Monique''': [[Film/ArmyOfDarkness Good, evil, I'm the one with the tits.]]
33	-->-- ''WebComic/{{Sinfest}}''
34
35	->Hum. I'd never considered the theological power of your breasts, my dear. If there were a Church devoted to them, perhaps you'd make a theist out of me after all.
36	-->-- '''Lightsong''', ''Literature/{{Warbreaker}}''
37
38	->Silly little planet. Could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands.
39	-->-- '''Serleena''', ''Film/MenInBlackII''
40
41	->''"[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration TV Show-Picard]] would've tried to convince the Ba'ku to leave! Maybe even called 'em selfish pricks for hogging all the radiation for themselves! [[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS7E19JourneysEnd The Indians]] actually have more rights than the Ba'ku do 'cause they're Federation citizens!\
42	But what the Indians ''didn't'' have was a MILF that wanted to sit on Picard's face and cocktease him the whole time."''
43	-->--'''''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia''''' on ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''
44
45	->"I'm really proud of my boobs, and I'm grateful that I've got a voluptuous chest. It has a lot of power."
46	-->-- '''Helen Flanagan'''
47
48	->'''Junpei:''' You're not affected by any of this at all, are you?\
49	'''Akane:''' That's not true! Here, look, my heart is pounding so fast... Do you want to check it?
50	-->-- ''VisualNovel/ZeroTimeDilemma''
51
52	->"No way! Titty Hypnosis?"
53	-->-- '''Kazane Aoba''', ''Manga/{{Keijo}}''
54
55	->"Okay, Christ, fine, I'll help you! But only 'cause you've got nice tits."
56	-->-- '''Alucard''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
57
58	->'''Candy:''' I got fired once. I just kept showing up until I made myself expandable.\
59	'''Linda:''' You mean indispensable?\
60	'''Candy:''' No, I got a boob job and it totally expanded my horizons.
61	-->-- ''Series/{{Lucifer}}''
62
63	->"Security, ma'am. I'm sorry to disturb you, but we just intercepted a worker drone loading some gynoids for shipment to Antarctica. He refuses to show his identicard and claims the manifest is classified under your orders. As you know we've had some unaccounted stock shrinkage and--"\
64	"You don't need to see his identification," said Annika, leaning towards the camera eye. [[JediMindTrick "These aren't the droids you're looking for. He can go about his business."]]\
65	"These aren't the droids we're looking for," intoned the guard stupidly, his gaze fixed on Annika's breasts. "He can go about his business."
66	-->-- ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''
67
68	->"It doesn’t matter who you are or what you do...[[MaleGaze men like breasts]], and that’s the way it works. They like breasts and they like looking at them. It calms them and quiets them. It’s like a mace shot without all the rolling around and screaming. Men like looking at breasts, especially the cleavage. The cleavage... Thrusting it out at me... Making me do things... Making me listen to you..."
69	-->-- '''Dave Attell'''
70
71	->'''Needy Lesnicky''': How are you going to get alcohol?\
72	'''Jennifer Check''': I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.
73	-->--''Film/JennifersBody''
74
75	->''"When you've got tits like mine you only have to tease-- boys'll do just about anything if they think they might get a taste."''
76	-->--''ComicBook/FreddyVsJasonVsAsh''
77
78	->'''Ed''': What makes you think you just can walk in there and get what you want?
79	->'''Erin''': They're called boobs, Ed.
80	-->--''Film/ErinBrockovich''
81
82	->'''[[Website/TextsFromLastNight (810)]]:''' The power of my boobs compel you
83	->#repeat #[[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou but the power of fang's boobs does compel me]] #so here it is again
84	-->--''[[https://textsfromffxiii.tumblr.com/post/133065022778/anonymously-submitted Texts from FFXIII]]''
85
86	->'''Hot Space Babe:''' You will be tried for your crimes. First you must follow me.
87	->'''Captain Quirk:''' I refuse!
88	->'''Hot Space Babe:''' Can you refuse ''these?'' ''(yanks down bra)''
89	->'''Dr. [=McJoy=]:''' Woah, Sperm! Look at those tits! How can the captain refuse them?
90	->'''Mr. Sperm:''' Indeed, doctor.
91	->'''Hot Space Babe:''' Follow me, Quirk--unless these don't interest you.
92	->'''Dr. [=McJoy=]:''' No, no, you must stay back! Stay here!
93	->''(Sperm and Boner restrain the captain, who struggles desperately against their grip)''
94	->'''Captain Quirk:''' Let..me go! I must...suck...those tits!
95	-->-- ''Sex Trek III: The Wrath of Bob''
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