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1->'''[[MasterComputer Slave:]]''' It is beyond my humble capacity to offer an opinion, Master.
2->'''Avon:''' [smiles broadly] Oh, that's very good. You may turn out to be my kind of computer after all.
3-->-- ''Series/BlakesSeven''
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5-> '''Viggo Grimborn:''' Dagur, did you do what I told you to do with the prisoner?\
6'''Dagur the Deranged:''' Of course! But I'm still thinking-\
7'''Viggo Grimborn:''' Stop thinking, all the thinking has been done! You simply need to do what you're told, ''follow orders''! Can you do that?
8-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DragonsRidersOfBerk'', Maces and Talons, Part 2
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10->'''The Chief:''' Barton, what do ya think?
11->'''Agent Barton:''' I don't think, Chief. That's why I'm a J-Man.
12->'''The Chief:''' Good thinking.
13-->-- ''Film/JMenForever''
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15->'''Downey:''' Doctor, I think—\
16'''Cruces:''' Think? You're not paid to think! Heaven knows where the idiot has got to. I ordered the Guild searched! Why didn't anyone force the door?\
17'''Downey:''' Sorry, doctor, Edward left us weeks ago and I didn't think—\
18'''Cruces:''' You didn't think? What are you paid for?
19-->-- ''Literature/MenAtArms''
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21->''"Leave the creative thinking to the brothers Horne. You're a bicep -- relax, until we say flex."''
22-->-- '''Benjamin Horne''' to '''Hank Jennings''', ''Series/TwinPeaks''
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24->''This tired wheeze is the calling card of a sub-par manager. As a matter of fact, you do pay me to think; it might be more accurate for you to say "I don’t like to hear what you think, because it makes me feel insecure when people are smarter than I am." Just saying.''
25-->--'''Forbes''', ''[[https://www.forbes.com/sites/lizryan/2014/03/19/ten-things-only-lousy-managers-say/?sh=12a2438642e2 Ten Things Only Lousy Managers Say]]''
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27->'''Ada Wong:''' I've obtained "the Amber".\
28'''Albert Wesker:''' Excellent.\
29'''Ada Wong:''' Just one question. What are you planning to do with this?\
30'''Albert Wesker:''' I do not pay you to ask questions.
31-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4Remake''
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33->'''Mr. Krabs:''' Breathe on your own time. I don't pay ya to breathe!
34->'''Squidward:''' You hardly pay us at all.
35-->--''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Squid on Strike"
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37-> '''Professor Peterson:''' (Referring to Kryptonite) I don't think you realize what you have here!\
38'''Lex Luthor:''' On the contrary, I know exactly what I have here; the very tool I need to completely control and humiliate Superman.\
39'''Professor Peterson:''' But surely the rock would be more valuable to mankind!\
40'''Lex Luthor:''' You work for ME, Peterson, don't forget that! There shouldn't be an opinion in your head that I haven't put there!\
41'''Professor Peterson:''' (Defeated) Yes, Mr. Luthor...
42-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', "A Little Piece of Home"
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44->''"Why isn't he dead? Are you talking, who told you to do that!? You don't talk! You don't think, I think, you kill, it's a simple [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] concept!''"
45-->-- '''Odin''' to '''Thor''', ''VideoGame/GodOfWarRagnarok''
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