Line #0 Quotes/HumansAreMorons


1	[[AC:Comics]]
2
3	->''"I'd all but given up my crusade to rid the world of fools... There are, I found, just too many!"''
4	-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Foolkiller}}''', ''[[ComicBook/SpiderMan The Amazing Spider-Man]]'', #225
5
6	->''"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."''
7	-->-- '''Calvin''', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
8
9	[[AC:Fan Works]]
10
11	->''"Then what about that business last century, when you'd abduct people in flying saucers and [[AnalProbing stick probes up their behinds]]?" demanded Buster.''\
12	''"That was a biological error. We were attempting to communicate with your species. We assumed from human behavior that your brains were located in your behinds."''
13	-->-- ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''
14
15	->''"Were I to recall every idiocy perpetuated by your species," said [=TuV'k=] dryly, "I would have little time for more productive endeavors."''
16	-->-- ''Fanfic/RocketshipVoyager''
17
18	[[AC:Film -- Live-Action]]
19
20	->''Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's [[NoIntelligentLifeHere bugger all down here on Earth]].''
21	-->-- "The Galaxy Song", ''Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife''
22
23	->''"Because all you of Earth are idiots!"''
24	-->-- '''Eros''', ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''
25
26	->'''Shatter:''' Earth... how underwhelming.\
27	'''Dropkick:''' The indigenous life is even more primitive than I expected.
28	-->-- ''Film/{{Bumblebee}}''
29
30	->''"Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist!"''
31	-->-- '''General Thade''', ''Film/PlanetOfTheApes2001''
32
33	->''"You promised me human intelligence... or is there such a thing?"''
34	-->-- '''Lockdown''', ''Film/TransformersAgeOfExtinction''
35
36	[[AC:Literature]]
37
38	->''"It's useless to lecture a human."''
39	-->-- ''[[Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians The Lightning Thief]]''
40
41	[[AC:Live-Action TV]]
42
43	->'''Donna:''' Are we explorers, or more like a virus?\
44	'''[[HumanAlien The Doctor:]]''' Sometimes I wonder.
45	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E3PlanetOfTheOod Planet of the Ood]]"
46
47	->''"Hello, barely sentient local."''
48	-->-- '''The Doctor''' meeting Rigsy, ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E9Flatline Flatline]]"
49
50	->'''Londo:''' Well, Captain, you will forgive me if I appear a bit slow; I have studied your race quite a bit, and there are still several aspects of your psychology I don't understand: A place called Winchester Mansion with stairs that go nowhere? Something called "country" and "western"? And the less said about the "comedy" team of Rebo and Zooty the better--\
51	'''Sheridan:''' You don't like Rebo and Zooty? Heh-heh! They're hysterical!\
52	'''Londo:''' Are they? I'm sorry, I apparently mistook you for a human with some taste and sensibility.
53	-->-- ''Series/BabylonFive'', "[[Recap/BabylonFiveS04E13RumorsBargainsAndLies Rumors, Bargains, and Lies]]"
54
55	[[AC:Music]]
56
57	->''"The higher that the monkey can climb\
58	The more he shows his tail"''
59	-->-- '''Music/TomWaits''', "Misery Is the River of the World" -- ''Music/BloodMoney''.
60
61	->''"We are dumb all over, dumb all over, yes we are\
62	Dumb all over, near and far\
63	Dumb all over, black and white\
64	People, we is not wrapped tight"''
65	-->-- '''Music/FrankZappa''', "Dumb All Over" -- ''Music/YouAreWhatYouIs''
66
67	[[AC:Stand-Up Comedy]]
68
69	->''"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are ''stupider than that!''"''
70	-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeCarlin'''
71
72	->''"We live in an amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation. Just spoiled idiots that don't care. They got their phone... ''[poking touchpad, groaning]'' 'Nnnh, it won't...' GIVE IT A ''SECOND!'' It's GOING TO ''SPACE!''"''
73	-->-- '''Creator/LouisCK''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akiVi1sR2rM&t=220s on]] The Greatest Generation
74
75	->''"Each of us is full of shit in our [[AchievementsInIgnorance own special way]]. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe."''
76	-->-- '''Creator/LewisBlack''', ''Me of Little Faith''
77
78	[[AC:Video Games]]
79
80	->''"You watched as their civilization was overwhelmed with violence, disease, famine, and Dire Chinchillas. Reflecting on these events led you to an epiphany: people are dumb."''
81	-->-- '''VideoGame/TheSimsMedieval''' opening cinematic
82
83	->''"It is said: to err is human. Hehehe... stupid human."''
84	-->-- '''Pandarian''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft: Mists Of Pandaria''
85
86	->"For creatures with such short lifespans, you [[HumansByAnyOtherName terrans]] are always [[TooDumbToLive so eager to die]]."
87	-->-- '''Alarak''', ''VideoGame/StarCraftIINovaCovertOps''
88
89	->"A 12,000-year-old fossil of a creature with an odd internal skeleton. Its small skull indicates the creature was likely primitive with little intelligence. This specimen appears to have been fossilized in the middle of some kind of ritual."
90	-->-- '''Sunken Scroll 26''' describing a human fossil [[note]]the ritual in question is them playing on a UsefulNotes/WiiU[[/note]], ''VideoGame/Splatoon1''
91
92	->''"Lord, how foolish these mortals are."''
93	-->-- '''The Curator''', ''VideoGame/LittleHope''
94
95	[[AC:Web Animation ]]
96
97	->''"Humanity is like a teenager, speeding around blind corners, drunk, without a seatbelt."''
98	-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{Kurzgesagt}}'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W93XyXHI8Nw "Is Civilization on the Brink of Collapse?"]]
99
100	[[AC:Web Original]]
101
102	->''"As the vampire Kain, the only way in which you are capable of interacting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] human cast by is killing them. This changes when you acquire the Disguise ability, which transforms Kain's sprite into that of [[InTheHood a hooded peasant]] and allows you to solicit voiced audio clips from neutral [=NPCs=]. This is only interesting for about ten minutes; you soon discover that the human race [[WelcomeToCorneria hasn't a single god damned thing worth saying]]. All Nosgoth's menfolk talk like oafish cockneys -- "good day to ya!" -- and the entire female population consists of drunken prostitutes. The vampire Vorador pointedly refers to Nosgoth's human population as 'the cattle;' the opening to ''Soul Reaver'' alludes to Kain's contempt for humanity. After chatting with ''Blood Omen''[='s=] townsfolk for any length of time, it is not difficult to see from where such sentiments might have arisen."''
103	-->-- '''[[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=bo Pat R.]]''' on ''VideoGame/BloodOmenLegacyOfKain''
104
105	->'''Nash:''' ''[on a car fire caused by [[TooDumbToLive hand sanitizer being used while smoking]]]'' Do we not understand how vapors and fumes and shit work?\
106	'''Tara:''' No.\
107	'''Nash:''' [[{{Angrish}} This-this-this]] is like, really basic shit, though...\
108	'''Tara:''' We don't understand [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_misinformation how a vaccine works]]. We don't understand that [[GlobalWarming the oceans rising is gonna be a bad thing]]. ''We don't understand fucking '''anything.''' '' We're ''very'' stupid.
109	-->-- ''WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvW1rErsb84 5/17/21]]
110
111	[[AC:Real Life]]
112	->''"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."''
113	-->-- '''Creator/DouglasAdams'''
114	->''"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life."''
115	-->-- '''Music/FrankZappa'''

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