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1'''> Fondly regard quotations.'''
2
3Yes, you are certain these people said these things. One hundred percent positive.
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8[[folder:Narration]]
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10* '''Note:''' A larger, if spoilerific, collection of quotes can be found [[http://web.archive.org/web/20130926235626/http://mspaforums.com/showthread.php?33483-What-are-Your-Favorite-MSPA-Quotes-%28HONK%29 here]]. Helpful tropers can add them to this page.
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14->[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001950 As domestic myth of unaccountable origin holds,]] a home borrows the spirit of the flame for as long as it makes a guest of it, much as the moon takes liberty with the sun's rays.
15
16->[[Theatre/TimonOfAthens "The moon's an arrant thief, and her pale fire she snatches from the sun."]] - Creator/MarkTwain
17
18->You are almost certain Mark Twain said that.
19----
20->[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001982 The streets are empty.]] Wind skims the voids keeping neighbors apart, as if grazing the hollow of a cut reed, or say, a plundered mailbox. A familiar note is produced. It's [[TitleDrop the one Desolation plays]] to keep its instrument in tune.
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22->[[BirthdayBeginning It is your thirteenth birthday]], and as with all twelve preceding it, something feels missing from your life. The game presently eluding you is only the latest sleight of hand in the repertoire of an unseen riddler, one to engender a sense not of mirth, but of lack. His coarse schemes are those less of a prankster than a common pickpocket. His riddle is Absence itself. It is a mystery dispersing altogether, like the moon's faint reflection, with even one pebble of inquiry dropped in its black well. It is the most diabolical riddle of all.
23
24->[[Creator/LaRochefoucauld "Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire."]] -Creator/WaltWhitman
25
26->[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Yes, you are certain Walt Whitman said that. One hundred percent positive.]]
27
28->[[WebcomicTime You have a feeling it's going to be a long day.]]
29----
30-> [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tao_Te_Ching "When two great forces oppose each other, the victory will go to the one that knows how to yield."]] -Creator/OscarWilde
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32->[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001995 Wise words by a man]] who likely could resist everything but temptation.
33----
34->[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002207 You wonder if this rain will ever let up.]] It's driven since the month began, perhaps long enough to forget its purpose. It no longer even knows to assuage fire. Somewhere a zealous god threads these strings between the clouds and the earth, preparing for a [[http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/symphony-impossible-to-play symphony it fears impossible to play.]] And so it threads on, and on, delaying the [[TitleDrop raise of the conductor's baton]].
35
36->How you hate this season.
37
38->[[Literature/TheWasteLand "April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain."]] -American sports legend, Charles Barkley
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40->[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002344 Dude, that bird is long gone.]] It probably won't last long in this heat anyway.
41
42->You don't even know what's up with this sick heat. The sun threatens to set but won't step off. It's staring you down, like the big red eye of a hot needle skipping on a groove its tracing 'round the earth. While lingering in midair its heat seems to suspend time itself, stretching it like warped vinyl. It's meant to rain this season but there ain't been a drop in sight. Even a little drizzle would help. Might help to fizzle this sizzle a little bizzle, [[{{Foreshadowing}} set the record straight on this global turn-tizzle]].
43
44->[[Music/SnoopDogg "So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little\
45I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles\
46Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle\
47G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo\
48When the pimp's in the crib ma\
49Drop it like it's hot\
50Drop it like it's hot\
51Drop it like it's hot..."]]
52
53->[[BlatantLies -English Romantic poet]], Creator/JohnKeats
54----
55->[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002697 What a daring dream,]] to combine the finest qualities of humanity with the elegance and nobility of the animal kingdom. How you wish you could know their world. To hear one night those muted pawpads traipse up your stairs. A low but friendly growl unsettles your slumber, and as the sopor seeps from your eyes they detect a sharp pair of ears cutting moonlight. A mysterious wolven tongue invites. Wouldn't these ears suit you? Would not this proud long snout assist you in the hunt?
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57->No need to answer. Words slough from the busy mind like a useless dead membrane as a more visceral sapience takes over. Something simpler is in charge now, a force untouched by the concerns and burdens of the upright, that farcical yoke the bipedal tow. It now drives you through the midnight brush, your paws whisking through creepers, unearthing with each bold stomp bright odors demanding investigation. But not for long, as you and your new friend must claim the night with piercing howls moonward.
58
59->[[MoodWhiplash You eat a weird bug and don't even care.]]
60----
61->[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002794 The mail is sacred,]] and sacred is the trust between the Post Man and the recipients of his precious parcels. You have made a solemn pledge to deliver this letter to the doctor, just as soon as you determine where this address is, or find any sort of discernible mailing address in this wasteland, for that matter. The mail is freedom. The mail is life. The mail is the very fabric of civiliz...
62
63->Wait.
64
65->Hold that thought for one moment...
66
67->[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002796 The mail]] is the one final hope for resurrecting a dead planet from its ashes, and the letter carriers are the brave soldiers of God in this righteous crusade. They are the defenders of the light of knowledge, free communication, and the exchange of ideas. They are the bold toters of all those little papery conduits of freedom, the white postmarked angels that whisper a message on their deliverance, a promise to the yearning: "There is hope yet."
68
69->Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection.
70
71->'''[[MundaneMadeAwesome MAIL.]]'''
72----
73->[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003902 ~ATH - A HANDBOOK FOR THE IMMINENTLY DECEASED]]
74
75->[[AC:[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Oxenham "For death begins with life's first breath and life begins at touch of death"]] - Troll Creator/WillSmith]]
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77->[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003904 The lawnrings are empty.]] Blood skims the voids in your porous cranial plates, as if grazing the hollow of a threshed stem, or say, an abandoned cocoon. A sour note is produced. It's [[CallBack the one Agitation plays]] to make its audience squirm.
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79->[[BizarreAlienBiology It is your sixth wriggling day]], and as with all five preceding it blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
80
81->[[SubvertedTrope Look.]]
82
83->[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003905 You don't have time for fancy poetry.]] It's almost as useless as [[BuffySpeak those arm-swing flappy]] [[RunningGag things on mailboxes]], assuming you even knew what those were, which you don't. Trolls don't have mail. Mail is almost as useless as poetry to them. Poetry is the swing arm flappy dealy of words, and mail is the red tilty lever doodad of giving people shit.
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85->Frankly you don't know about [[PurpleProse things skimming voids or grazing hollows or whatever]]. You've got AMBITION. You were meant to be a bigshot. To be in charge of something huge and really important, and to be totally ruthless about it. You just haven't found the dominion in which you're destined for greatness yet. Or even a vague concept of it. You haven't found your purpose. But you will tonight.
86
87->You stew in your own impotent aggravation in the cool dusk breeze. During the dark seasons, it remains dusk for most of the day. It can stay dark for many bilunar perigees at a time. But even if it didn't, you would still have this feeling...
88
89->[[MeaningfulEcho You have a feeling it's going to be a long night.]]
90----
91->"[[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004888 I slept and saw God's forge in frost.]] Its hearth was quelled, and as it cooled so swooned the verdancy it kept above. In slumber it grew a thick winter skin, white as bedsheets. In their folds the waker dreamt, her breath as steam, her touch as hot as iron, forgotten in the fire.
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93->[[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} Oh, that this too too solid flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew!"]]
94
95->[[RunningGag -Acclaimed actor and sleeping prophet]], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_S._Dutton Charles Dutton]]
96----
97->"Everybody is totally fed up with [[HostileShowTakeover your condescending, self indulgent narrative style]]. They all want to go back to my slightly less condescending, slightly more self indulgent style."
98--> --Creator/AndrewHussie, to [[color:#2ED73A:D]][[color:white:o]][[color:#2ED73A:c Scratch]]
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100-> [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007356 The wasteland is empty]]. Banality skims the void where a proper fucking adventure should be, as if grazing the stab wound of a murdered sister, or say, a toppled sarswapagus. A stupid note is produced. It's the one assholes play to make their audience start punching themselves in the crotch repeatedly.
101
102-> Today is your first predomination day, and as with all zero preceding it, something feels...
103
104-> Something feels
105
106-> Er.
107
108-> What
109
110-> [[NoticingTheFourthWall What are you looking at?]]
111
112-> Look.
113
114-> No, wait. Don't look. Just...
115
116-> Listen.
117
118-> [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007357 You don't have time for fancy poetry.]] It's almost as useless as having your thoughts dictated to you, assuming you were even aware of that happening, which you definitely aren't. Cherubs aren't prone to that kind of self awareness. No way, absolutely not. Yes, you believe that thought. The one you had just now, by your own volition, and now it's true reality. See? Yes, you agree totally with that thought you had.
119
120-> Frankly you don't know about stuff skimming holes or alertness to some purely hypothetical flow of narrative or whatever. You've got MAJOR PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS. You were meant to be a monster. To destroy something huge and really important, perhaps repeatedly, and to be a total shithead about it. You just haven't found the road that'll take you there yet. Somewhere in this depressing empty lot of a session there is a quest waiting for you. You are determined to squeeze more blood from this pathetic stone than all the [[PunyHumans naturally occurring puppets]] in paradox space keep in their squishy little torsos combined.
121
122-> You stew in your own quasi-lucid hostility as you think this very thought. [[MindScrew The one right here, that feels like it's being dictated to you, you think. You think it feels that way, so you guess it's true. But we previously agreed that you were the sole author of your own thoughts, didn't we?]] That's the thought you should be thinking, and more importantly, believing in as hard as you can, thus slightly reducing its stubborn fakeness attribute. You then think the word, HUH? That doesn't sound like a thought you would have, you think to yourself thoughtfully. What the fuck? But seriously, you've got to stop this. If you keep thinking thoughts like this, [[GoMadFromTheRevelation you'll probably start going crazy]]. And if you start going crazy, this desolate one player session will start to feel a lot longer than it's already going to, and more specifically, than it already did. Still, you can't quite shake the feeling.
123
124-> You have a feeling it's already been a long--Hey!
125
126-> [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007358 What's that over there??]] That looks like a GREAT thing to distract you from your awareness-addled reverie.
127
128-> It's some kind of blinking light, far off in the distance. It may be part of something else, like a larger structure. But it's so far away, the light is all you can see.
129
130-> You have a feeling it's going to be a long walk.
131----
132-> "The key to sorting it all out is to understand it doesn't actually matter."
133
134-> -Dirk Strider
135----
136-> BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS. THERE IS NO PLOT.
137
138-> NOTHING IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING EVER. JUST A LOT OF BULLSHIT LIKE THIS. WITH CAKES AND CARDS FLYING EVERY WHICH WAY. AND YOU ARE JUST SITTING THERE.
139
140-> FROWNING AT IT.
141
142-> -[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT6ACT6.php?s=6&p=008158 Caliborn]]
143----
144-> As you were saying. So many irons in the fire. Such a tangled web. It is a web full of flaming irons and mixed metaphors.
145-> -Vriska, [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=004098 here]]
146
147[[/folder]]
148
149[[folder:Chatlogs/Conversations]]
150----
151->GG: i dont really know what to tell you other than its not going to be what you think it is
152->GG: and most importantly you will have your questions answered, but they will be the ones you havent thought to ask yet!
153->GG: just be patient and be brave youll see
154->GG: it will be fun!!!!!!
155-->-- Jade [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002738 reassures]] Rose about the upcoming game and inadvertently describes the entire webcomic to the readers.
156----
157->JASPERSPRITE: Rose im just a cat and i dont know much but i know that youre important and also you are what some people around here call the Seer of Light. \
158JASPERSPRITE: And you dont know what that means but you will see its all tied together! \
159JASPERSPRITE: All the life in the ocean and all the shiny rain and the songs in your head and the letters they make. \
160JASPERSPRITE: A beam of light i think is like a drop of rain or a long piece of yarn that dances around when you play with it and make it look enticing! \
161JASPERSPRITE: And the way that it shakes is the same as what makes notes in a song! \
162JASPERSPRITE: And a song i think can be written down as letters. \
163JASPERSPRITE: So if you play the right song and it makes all the right letters then those letters could be all the letters that make life possible. \
164JASPERSPRITE: So all you have to do is wake up and learn to play the rain!
165-->-- Jaspersprite [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003526 tells Rose about her quest]]
166----
167->TG: and hey you might even be able to help your past dream self wake up sooner without all that fuss you went through\
168TT: I think the true purpose of this game is to see how many qualifiers we can get to precede the word "self" and still understand what we're talking about.
169-->-- BadFuture timeline [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1643 Dave and Rose]]
170----
171->GC: YOU [=SM3LL L1K3 OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S=]
172->TG: what
173->TG: youre aliens do you even have orange creamsicles
174->GC: OF [=COURS3 WH4T K1ND OF 4WFUL C1V1L1Z4T1ON WOULDNT 1NV3NT OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S=]
175->GC: NOT [=ON3 1D W4NT 4NYTH1NG TO DO W1TH=]
176-->--[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003557 Terezi and Davesprite]]
177----
178->GC: [=D4V3=]
179->GC: [=C4N 1 COM3 TO YOUR S33 P4RTY?=]
180->TG: i guess but youll have to be careful not to stumble around bumping into all the gorgeous masterpieces hanging around everywhere
181->TG: god so beautiful to look at with my perfect eyesight
182->GC: [=C4N 1 L1CK TH3 P41NT1NGS?=]
183->TG: yeah thats fine
184-->-- [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003836 Terezi and Dave]]
185----
186->GC: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003955 *GC [=L4NDS ON YOUR WH3LP1NG STOOP 4ND R4PS ON YOUR C4V3 W1TH H3R NOBL3 4ND 3L3G4NT T4LON=]*]]
187->GC: *[=4ND ONC3 W1TH H3R M1GHTY SNOUT FOR GOOD M34SUR3=]*
188->AC: :33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit [=sl33py=] from the recent kill*
189->AC: :33 < *ac uses one of her mouths to lick the fresh blood off her paws*
190->AC: :33 < *and the other one to blow you a kiss!*
191->GC: >8O
192->GC: *GC [=W1TH 4 M1GHTY WH1SK OF H3R M1GHTY T41L PLUCKS TH3 K1SS OUT OF TH3 41R M1GHT1LY=]*
193->GC: *[=GC POCK3TS TH3 K1SS 1N H3R 3NCH4NT3D RUCKS4CK FOR L4T3R, TO DO SOM3TH1NG M4G1C4L, L1K3 M4K3 GOBL1N W1SH3S COM3 TRU3=]*
194->AC: :33 < *yes! ac finds that to be a most admirable use of a kiss!*
195----
196->CG: HEY.
197->AC: :33 < *ac perks up curiously*
198->AC: :33 < *she wiggles her rear end a bit and then chases something she s33s bounce into one of karkats shoes*
199->CG: KARKAT CAN'T BELIEVE HE HAS TO SINK THIS LOW.
200->CG: KARKAT CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S ASKING AN AUTISTIC GIRL IN A CAVE TO JOIN HIS TEAM.
201->CG: KARKAT MYSTIFIES IN INFINITE BEFUDDLEMENT OVER THE FACT THAT YOU ARE PRESENTLY THE BEST REMAINING CANDIDATE FOR THE RED TEAM.
202->AC: :33 < i am???
203->AC: :33 < i mean *ac says i am??? wondrously*
204->CG: YES AND KARKAT CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT.
205->CG: KARKAT THINKS ABOUT THAT A BIT AND HIS JAW DROPS OPEN AND BREAKS A HUGE COLUMN OF BRICKS LIKE A FUCKING KUNG FU MASTER.
206->AC: :33 < *ac gathers up all the brick pieces and builds a cute little house and invites karkat inside*
207-->--''Hivebent,'' Karkat [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004061 inviting]] Nepeta into the game.
208----
209->TG: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002999 oh no]]
210->TG: no dude
211->TG: you sassed me up
212->TG: we are in THE SHIT now
213->TG: together
214->TG: for the long haul
215->AT: i,
216->AT: wHAT,
217->TG: we're motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch
218->TG: you and me
219->TG: welcome to nam
220->TG: now grab my hand and shimmy your soggy ass off that muddy bank before charlie gets the fuckin drop
221->AT: uHHH, wHO,
222->AT: wHO'S CHARLIE,
223->TG: hes the guy whos gonna read our vows
224->TG: im feeling pretty friggin MATRIMONIAL all a sudden
225->TG: take a look down by your foot see that little bottle
226->TG: stomp on that shit like its on fire
227->TG: noisy ethnic dudes are flipping the fuck out and waving us around on chairs til someone gets hurt
228->TG: im your 300 pound matronly freight-train
229->TG: and my gaping furnace is hungry for coal so get goddamn shoveling
230->AT: oH MY GOD,
231->TG: bro look in my eyes
232->TG: that twinkle
233->TG: that be DEVOTION you herniated pro wrestlers sweaty purple taint
234->TG: sparklin like a visit from your fairy fuckin godmother
235->TG: shit be PURE AND TRUE
236->TG: thats what you see
237->TG: a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together
238->TG: radially effevescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine
239->TG: turning out insane corkscrew haymakers of a billion dancing vienna sausages strong
240->TG: this is how we do this
241->TG: this shits more real than kraft mayo
242
243->-- adiosToreador [AT] blocked turntechGodhead [TG] --
244----
245->CCG: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004447 OK I'M RAMBLING HERE, I'M AWARE OF THAT.]]
246->CCG: FUTURE ME, DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE WEIGH IN ON THIS, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
247->CCG: IF I WERE FUTURE ME, WHICH I GUESS I AM, I WOULD READ THIS AND BE ALL OVER IT, LIKE DAMMIT KARKAT WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.
248->CCG: GET TO THE POINT.
249->''FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] 0:20 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.''
250->FCG: YEAH PRETTY MUCH.
251->''CCG banned FCG from responding to memo.''
252----
253->CG: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004474 THE BOTTOM LINE IS I AM NOT GOING TO EXILE JACK BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN SMELL MALICE OFF AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE]].
254->GC: [=K4RK4T, H3S 4 J3RK!=]
255->GC: [=H3 H4S ST4BB3D YOU ON MOR3 TH4N ON3 OCC4S1ON!=]
256->CG: SOME OF THOSE STABBINGS WERE ACCIDENTAL!
257->GC: >8|
258->CG: OK, WELL I KNOW FOR A FACT THE THIRD TIME WAS ACCIDENTAL.
259----
260->CGC: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004529 WH4T DO YOU H4V3 TO SUBM1T ON TH3 SUBJ3CT OF K4RK4TS T3NUOUS GR1P ON TH3 T4TT3R3D R3M41NS OF H1S S4N1TY, COUNS3LOR N3P3T4]]?
261->''CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.''
262->CAC: :33 < *the especially impurrtant pouncellor looks really serious and thoughtful as she scoots her chair out from under the official courty looking table and begins to pace around thoughtfurry*
263->CAC: :33 < *she doesnt understand why
264->CAC: :33 < i dont understand why we are doing this!
265->CAC: :33 < what was the point again?
266->CGC: [=3XC3LL3NT QU3ST1ON M1SS POUNC3LLOR=]
267->''PAST carcinoGeneticist 2 [=[PCG2]=] 5 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.''
268->[=PCG2=]: ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED.
269->[=PCG2=]: I CAN PLAINLY SEE YOU ARE GOING TO START WRITING THIS MEMO IN FIVE MINUTES.
270->[=PCG2=]: ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GO MAKE MY "[=BOR1NG 1NSP1R4T1ON4L SP33CH=]" AND THEN WALK OVER TO YOUR COMPUTER AND START FUCKING WITH YOU.
271->[=PCG2=]: GO AHEAD, BAN ME ALL YOU WANT.
272->''CGC banned [=PCG2=] from responding to memo.''
273----
274->EB: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004582 so, if you're sure that we are going to fail...]]
275->EB: what is the point of everything we're doing?
276->TT: Simple.
277->TT: The objective is no longer to win.
278->EB: um...
279->EB: i mean, what are we actually shooting for here?
280->TT: To do as much damage to the game as possible.
281->TT: To rip its stitches and pry answers from the seams.
282->TT: We will snatch purpose from the jaws of futility.
283->TT: Are you ready to wreak some havoc, John?
284->EB: i suddenly don't understand anything.
285----
286->CG: STRIDER FUCK OFF
287->CG: AND BY FUCK OFF I MEAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK HERE AND LISTEN, YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
288-->--[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004690 A memo]] between John, Dave, and Karkat about romantic relations with troll girls
289----
290->GA: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004629 The Point Is Its Not The Type Of Behavior A Very Stupid Person Can Perpetrate]]
291->GA: And So My Impression Has Thrashed Around From Conversation To Conversation
292->GA: And Now
293->GA: Rather Than Suspecting You Of Incompetence
294->GA: I Have Begun To Fear Just The Opposite
295->GA: I Think You Might Be Dangerous
296->TT: To whom?
297->GA: Maybe Not Knowing That Is What Really Bothers Me
298->GA: Why Dont You Put The Turtle Ruins Down
299->GA: And Return To Your House
300----
301->TT: [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004947 I see]].
302->TT: Then clearly I will have to prepare for this soul sundering duel, whilst making my own funeral arrangements.
303->GA: Oh Yes I Do Believe Securing A Corpse Box Would Be Prudent
304->GA: Fitted To Dimensions Suited To Your Myriad Of Unassembled Leaky Body Parts In Aggregate
305->TT: What will herald the arrival of this swift and righteous thaumaturge?
306->TT: Will I be blinded by the fearsome lashes of light ribboning from the incandescent coastline of his beauteous aura?
307->TT: Should I borrow my friend's sunglasses?
308->GA: Yes Definitely
309->GA: Definitely Do That
310->GA: Wait I Hope That Wasnt Too Emphatic
311->GA: Maybe At This Point I Should Clarify [[SarcasmMode This]] Is All A Big Joke
312->TT: Yeah.
313->TT: I was getting that.
314->TT: You don't always have to tip your hand, Kanaya. You were doing well.
315----
316->GC: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004997 HOW MUCH OF YOUR R34L1TY DO YOU TH1NK 1S M4D3 OF WH4TS 1N YOUR M1ND?]]
317->TG: i dont know sounds like a riddle
318->TG: fuck it ill just say all of it
319->TG: i mean that is the answer right
320->GC: [=SM4RT4SS >:P =]
321->GC: [=1T 1S NOT 4 R1DDL3, 1T 1S 4 S3R1OUS QU3ST1ON, TH3R3 1S 4 B1G D1FF3R3NC3 D4V3 =]
322->GC: [=1F YOU S33 WH4TS 1N YOUR M1ND CL34RLY 4ND UND3RST4ND TH3 POW3R YOUR THOUGHTS H4V3 =]
323->GC: [=TH3N YOU UND3RST4ND R34L1TY WH1L3 3V3RYON3 3LS3 1S RUNN1NG 4ROUND CONFUS3D 4ND 4NGRY 4ND UPS3T =]
324->GC: [=B3C4US3 TH3Y TH1NK R34L1TY 1S SOM3TH1NG H4PP3N1NG TO TH3M =]
325->GC: [=R4TH3R TH4N SOM3TH1NG TH3Y 4R3 M4K1NG 3V3RY MOM3NT W1TH 3V3RY THOUGHT =]
326----
327->KARKAT: SO I GIVE HER THE PASSWORD AND SHE'S LIKE WRONG!!! I HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU THAT PASSWORD YET, OR YOU ALREADY GAVE ME THAT PASSWORD, OR IT'S "TOO EARLY" FOR IT OR WHATEVER. FIND THE RIGHT FUTURE ME TO GIVE THE PASSWORD TO.
328->KARKAT: SO I'M LIKE FUCK, I RESPECTFULLY SUBMIT THIS IS NEW LEVELS OF STUPIDITY AND POINTLESSNESS THAT ONLY RETARDS WOULD ENJOY WHILE EARNESTLY INVESTIGATING THEIR OWN GENITALS, BUT THAT'S JUST MY OPINION.
329->KARKAT: AND THEN WE SPEND WAY MORE TIME ARGUING ABOUT PASSWORD SHIT THAN ANYTHING CONSTRUCTIVE.
330->KANAYA: It Sounds Like You Like Her
331->KARKAT: WHAT?? WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THAT
332->KANAYA: Well She Is Giving You A Reason To Be Frustrated And Loud What More Could You Ask For In A Friend
333->KANAYA: Shes Quite Considerate Actually
334->KARKAT: OK, YES, I'LL SAY SHE'S A LOT MORE DECENT THAN I GAVE HER CREDIT FOR ORIGINALLY
335-->-- [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005221 ''Kanaya: Return to Core'' animation]]
336----
337->AG: Your lives are so simple and easy. It must 8e really nice 8eing a human, even though you're all so weak.
338->AG: 8ut may8e it's ok to 8e weak, if that's what's normal.
339->EB: yeah, it is pretty great, actually. i highly recommend being human.
340-->--[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005375 A conversation]] between John and Vriska (Warning: Full log contains spoilers.)
341----
342->TA: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005494 what d0 y0u mean why we are all here?]]
343->TA: y0u mean in the afterlife? that's easy.
344->TA: because she's asleep, she's dead, y0u're alive, and i'm blind, c0uldn't be simpler.
345-->--Sollux Captor
346----
347->UU: good morning, lovely. ^u^ \
348GG: Why, hellooooooo. \
349UU: so i gUess today is finally the day yoU make everything better. \
350GG: :B! \
351UU: it is the day whereafter the legendary octet of mUtUal progenitoriety will come together and heal a great breach in paradox space. \
352UU: a day delivered throUgh eighty billion years and foUr distinct Universal instances worth of Unfathomable tUrbUlence. \
353UU: and while the emerald eye of this storm is fixed in the abyss forever \
354UU: today yoU are poised to escape its scowl once and for all. \
355UU: by skaias gUiding light, yoU may leave behind its tUrning arms of bright coloUrs and mayhem, and secUre peace for yoUr cosmic progeny for all dUration. \
356UU: and if yoU are to meet this departUre with trepidation i woUld Understand! bUt also i woUld ask \
357UU: is there nothing i can do to ease yoUr mind?
358-->-- [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006044 Calliope greets Jane]] and foreshadows the events of Act 7
359----
360->TEREZI: [=1 4M=] SO SORRY YOU GUYS
361->TEREZI: [=W3 4R3 4CTU4LLY 4 LOT COOL3R TH4N TH1S!=]
362->DAVE: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006253 are you actually]]
363->TEREZI: ...
364->TEREZI: NO
365->TEREZI: [=NO W3 AR3 NOT=]
366----
367->GG: If I agree to say something, [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006471 will you stop tormenting me about it??]]
368->TG: yes
369->TG: but only
370->TG: because that will be impossible for me to do
371->TG: when u + him r snoggin hard in motherfuckin makeout paradise
372->TG: A K A SEX LAND
373->GG: Fine.
374->GG: But let the record show that this resolution has almost nothing whatsoever to do with your use of the phrase "SEX LAND."
375-->-- Jane and Roxy
376----
377->VRISKA: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006740 8etween you and me, I'm starting to think we are getting jerked around here.]] You know?
378->TAVROS: uHHH,
379->VRISKA: Some inexplica8le forces out there are fucking with us. They are doing everything in their power to make sure that when we're not 8eing totally humili8ted, [[DemotedToExtra we are staying completely irrelevant.]]
380->VRISKA: We can't let them toy with us, then just sweep us under the carpet like that. I'm not going to let our relevance 8e marginalized anymore, Tavros.
381->TAVROS: wHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,
382->VRISKA: [[RageAgainstTheAuthor I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.]]
383->TAVROS: oH, nO,,,
384->[...]
385->VRISKA: I'm going to have to insist.
386->VRISKA: You are going to join me and together we are going to fuck shit up.
387----
388->JAKE: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007416 I do hope she hasnt tired too badly of listening to my problems.]] The last thing i want is to give the impression that everything revolves around my various romantic hurdles.
389->ERISOLSPRITE: revvolvve around? iit2 a biit late for that jake.
390->ERISOLSPRITE: your flu2hed quadrant ii2 a black hole and wwe are all beiing dragged 2creamiin through iit2 evvent horiizon.
391----
392->DAVE: whats so hard about applejuice its like \
393DAVE: the most basic goddamn juice \
394DAVE: like the square one of juice \
395ROSE: Yes, tha's the POINT! \
396ROSE: Apples are stalartingly difficulf to reproduce. \
397ROSE: We take for granned our ability to take idealized intsances ofeven quie comlicated objects and conshure them from the void. \
398ROSE: But compalexity implies a heavilly recombinatife nature.. So.. so many things are synesthized from a series of mushh simpler ideas! \
399ROSE: To those ennities capable of, of conceshualization and absraction, an apple is as closed to being a noshushnally irredushible object as it gets.... \
400ROSE: Ahem. *Notionally, \
401ROSE: **Irr, ed, ducible. \
402ROSE: Tell me, hoch shot, what ideas would you combide to make and apple? \
403DAVE: uh \
404ROSE: Exaaalley/. \
405ROSE: Thusis why apples are sush indivisible symbols, when it comes to thefield of ideas and their reducshunistHIC!!!!! reductionishtic essence from the perispective of humans in paticular. \
406ROSE: Both from a stantpoint of cultrulal and mytholurgical singificence,, and from a pratical one a swell, if you happen to fine yourself acshualy trying to [=ENGINEEEer=] one. \
407ROSE: Why do you thing, HIC!!! Why do you think Adam mand Eve were punished for biting in to one?? \
408ROSE: They attemped to pentetrate an indivisible unit, uf fundamenetal knowledge. To consume the interior of a thought whish cantot be reduced any further. \
409ROSE: This knowleshe was for BIDDEN..! Hic. So humanity was forever bandished to live in sin, and, hass strive ever sinse to redeem isself from the hubrinse of this innallectual foily. \
410ROSE: Hahaha! , Foily. \
411ROSE: *FOLLY. :) \
412ROSE: Or what about, the tale of Isaac Newdon under the tree?? He was BONKED on the head by an apple. \
413ROSE: Not reallyan apple though... an atomic idea. An emlemental unit of inspripation itself, id clocked him right on then noggin. \
414ROSE: And this indivisible notion colliding with hish awareness, much like.. . a high speed partical fired to create a nuculear chain reacation, jarred from the void a more profund unnerstand, HIC, ing of the intrinsic nature of nothiness. Thatis,. Gravivitation. \
415ROSE: Of course thess stories are acutually bullshit. They didn't happen in realaity. But thef act that they'rare bullshit makes them more inshresting. \
416ROSE: Men have crefted many stories that are bullshit out of symbols risen from the abyss of coinsciousness withou necesharily knowing whath e fuck they were doing or saying, as they flounered around for some truth. \
417ROSE: Bust in spite of themseleves they would for howefer briefly cross through a ray of light regarless. Becuss of the sbymbols. Dave.. The symbols hol dall the power.
418-->-- [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/5404 A6I3]]: Rose drunkenly explains why apples are hard to alchemize
419----
420->ARQUIUSPRITE: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007659 You, seadwelling mustard b100d.]] Half of me commands the peasant half of you to resolve my emotional turmoil, while humbly requesting the noble half of you to do the same. The other half of me doesn't give a flying hoot about your lame caste bulls**t and is just kind of freaking out internally about this.
421----
422->DAVE: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007919 where did you even get that chair]]
423->DAVE: did you steal it from the common area
424->KARKAT: UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE EVER, I HAPPEN TO MAKE A PRACTICE OF CAPTCHALOGUING ITEMS WHICH MIGHT BE CONVENIENT ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS.
425->KARKAT: SAY I'M STROLLING AROUND AND FIND MYSELF IN NEED OF A PLACE TO SIT? BAM. SUDDENLY, A CHAIR.
426->KARKAT: AND NO I DIDN'T STEAL IT.
427->KARKAT: HOW COULD I STEAL SOMETHING FROM THE COMMON AREA? NOBODY ACTUALLY OWNS ANY OF THAT FUCKING FURNITURE.
428->KARKAT: THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED THE *COMMON* AREA, YOU ACCUSATORY PIECE OF FILTH.
429->DAVE: sounds like communism
430->DAVE: are you a communist or something
431->DAVE: actually that makes perfect sense what with your sickle and all
432->KARKAT: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??
433->DAVE: wait john has a hammer oh shit its all adding up
434->DAVE: when we arrive are you going to team up with john and seize the means of production
435->KARKAT: YOU APPEAR TO BE JUMPSTARTING A FACETIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME SORT OF HUMAN ECONOMIC IDEOLOGICAL FRAMEWORK, WITHOUT HAVING THE SLIGHTEST CLUE THAT YOUR VEHICLE IS PARKED SQUARELY IN THE NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ZONE.
436----
437->KANAYA: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008298 I Am Not Scared Of You!]]
438->KANAYA: None Of Us Are!
439->KARKAT: (i kind of am)
440->KANAYA: Karkat Shut Up!
441----
442->KANAYA: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009285 I Suddenly Dont Understand Anything And Am Currently Casting Sincere Doubt On The Laughable Insinuation That I Or Anyone Else Ever Actually Did For Even A Single Moment]]
443->SOLLUX: kanaya, d0n't be such a damn n00b.
444->SOLLUX: the explanation for all the stuff i just heard is s0 0bvi0us.
445->KANAYA: What Is The Explanation
446->SOLLUX: mutha.
447->SOLLUX: fuckin.
448->SOLLUX: shenanigans.
449----
450->VRISKA: Party's over, folks. The pirate playtime wiggler jamboree was fun while it lasted. But it's time to get serious.
451->VRISKA: The treasure's down there. If my guess is right, it should be buried somewhere in one of his ancient memories. By now we've all been windbagged to hell and back by my dear ancestor. So I'll trust nobody's gonna mind indulging one of MY stories. There was a pretty good yarn about this treasure I read once during our travels. Found in some damn memory, who knows whose. It was a good read. IMPECCABLE prose. Failing to do it justice would be the real matter of gray morality here, if you ask me. But right now I ain't in the mood to figure out how not to make it fucking suck. So I'll just say this. It was supposedly a weapon that once belonged to him. But he could never use it without altering its nature. Meaning he could only use it once. So he did. After that, it could only be used again one more time. And only as a weapon against him. Knowing it was one of the keys to his defeat, he had it locked away deep in the void. That's it. Part one of my story. Hold your applause. Guess we'll find out if that's true. Or if it turns out all my despicable shit was in vain.
452->VRISKA: Not that it would even matter to some people. You know, they can say whatever they want about me. But somewhere out there is a shimmering new universe growing in a big ball of water. He's looking hells of majestic. Amphibious and resplendent. His glorious croak would bring you to your knees. That universe is going to give life to billions of trillions of zillions of cute little aliens. You wouldn't even believe how pretty and wonderful and happy all those aliens will be. It's making your lip tremble just thinking about them, and how worth saving they are. Wow. You could walk up to one of those aliens and put your hand on its innocent shoulder, and with a straight face you could say, "Sorry to break it to you. But tomorrow, a guy named Lord English is going to destroy your universe. You are all going to die." And when that alien looks up at you with tears in its eyes, just before the first one rolls down its weird alien cheek, you lean in close to its absurd alien ear and whisper, "Psyche." That's because you know a long time ago, in an obscure pocket of reality the alien could never understand or give a shit about, some crazy girl sacrificed the "lives" of a bunch of ghosts in order to kill that guy forever. They were already a million sweeps past their prime, existing on borrowed time, luxuriating in a kind of bizarre metaphysical longevity few others will ever enjoy. Just a fresh batch of bait the squid gods kept on ice for an insatiable fisherman cause they were sick of being hunted themselves. These ghosts were all that stood in the way of an end to this eternal holocaust, and sparing their souls ain't different in my view from personally committing atrocities on a cosmic fucking scale. I only ever wanted to do the right thing no matter how it made people judge me, and I don't need a magic ring to do that. You don't have to be alive to make yourself relevant. And you don't have to be a good person to be a hero. You just have to know who you are and stay true to that. So I'm going to keep fighting for people the only way I ever knew how.
453->VRISKA: By being me. [[note]] This is quirkscrubbed to make it easier to read, since it's so long. [[/note]]
454----
455->DAVE: [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/7749 i dont remember the atmosphere ever not being nerve wracking]]
456->DAVE: all havin to sneak around and...
457->DAVE: ugh my shitty childhood spider senses are tinglin just thinking about it
458->DAVE: it was "training" you know
459->DAVE: but you know what it really was it was some vicious shit that was bad and sucked and i hated it
460->DAVE: it didnt make me stronger
461->DAVE: it did the opposite
462->DAVE: it made me never want to fight
463->DAVE: it made me never want to see blood or be near danger or hear metal sounds
464->DAVE: it made me hate the idea of being a hero cause he was a hero and he ruined the idea of heroism
465->DAVE: i dont even want to be fighting this shitty version of jack but hey nobody else has secret welsh powers so i guess i have to
466-->-- Dave opens up to Dirk about what it was really like living with Bro
467----
468->CALLIOPE: the correlation between the passage of time in the furthest ring and any given physical location is tenuous. \
469CALLIOPE: the measurement of time here is inseparable from the physical passage through its knotted space. \
470CALLIOPE: those two aspects are closely woven together here, to such an extent that they are barely separable. \
471CALLIOPE: all aspects are. \
472JADE: really? \
473JADE: all of them?? \
474CALLIOPE: yes. \
475JADE: i understand how this place has time and space of course.... even if they work together weirdly \
476JADE: but \
477JADE: i dont see any of the others \
478CALLIOPE: one doesn't see abstractions. \
479CALLIOPE: not directly. \
480JADE: ... \
481JADE: oh \
482CALLIOPE: each opposing pair is in balance throughout this field so as to form a stable canvas. \
483CALLIOPE: though the canvas becomes less stable with each crack in the field, ordinarily one would never directly observe its constituent forces. \
484CALLIOPE: the canvas would seem smooth from afar, but up close, as it were, the tapestry is circuitously woven. \
485CALLIOPE: the aspects, while remaining in balance, interfere with each other. they interlock and intertwine. \
486CALLIOPE: so neither space nor time functions linearly, nor are they conventionally measurable. \
487[…]\
488JADE: so youre saying space and time... and all other aspects i guess... are more closely related here than in like \
489JADE: umm... \
490JADE: more stable places, like my universe? \
491CALLIOPE: they are less distinct from each other here, yes. \
492JADE: you said passage of time is inseparable from... \
493JADE: traveling through space? \
494CALLIOPE: yes. \
495JADE: so if we were holding still \
496JADE: time wouldnt be moving either? \
497CALLIOPE: that is correct, in a way. \
498CALLIOPE: though motion itself is not the absolute process it is in a more conventional medium. \
499CALLIOPE: the measurement of motion requires stable features for comparison. \
500CALLIOPE: of which there are very few in the furthest ring, typically. \
501CALLIOPE: the more cracks that appear, ironically, the more the ring begins to stabilize, at least in a spatial and temporal sense. \
502JADE: i see \
503JADE: so \
504JADE: if the cracks werent there \
505JADE: how... \
506JADE: how would we be able to tell if we were moving? \
507CALLIOPE: motion through the twisted space is not gauged by passing landmarks, but anchored to a particular destination. \
508CALLIOPE: destination is an idea maintained by the traveler. \
509CALLIOPE: ideas are subtle composites of various aspects. \
510CALLIOPE: without clear understanding of destination, motion becomes less discernible. \
511CALLIOPE: with less discernible motion, passage of time becomes less measurable. \
512CALLIOPE: at a standstill, time loses meaning, and can seem to stretch on forever, as all events throughout reality swirl around you in no particular order. \
513CALLIOPE: one becomes isolated from all else. imprisoned by inertia.
514-->-- [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/7888 A6A6I5]]: Jade and Alternate Calliope discuss the physics of the Furthest Ring
515[[/folder]]
516
517[[folder:About Homestuck]]
518->''"So a seemingly insignificant item from the beginning of the story is suddenly and literally RAGE'd into existence by a bloodthirsty purple alien juggalo, and the very same item connects randomly and equally insignificant-looking events to explain the cause of pretty much every bad thing in the story.''
519->''And it was all Betty Crocker's doing, because she tweeted an [[Music/InsaneClownPosse ICP]] video to a time traveling hipster wannabe on a site called Delirious Biznasty. In the past. Also, she's an alien too.''
520->''For those keeping score at home, this made things less confusing.''
521->''Welcome to Homestuck."''
522-->--Originally posted by '''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20130720165022/http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?41081-CARCINOgeneticist-More-like...-oh-8-y&p=5419423&viewfull=1#post5419415 thegreenspark]]''' on MSPA Forum (8/6/11)
523----
524->''"It's just one of those gratifying moments where you look and you say "What in the name of God am I [[ArchivePanic spending weeks on weeks]] reading?""''
525-->--'''M.G. Bowman''', member of the ''Homestuck'' music team, [[http://recordings.talkshoe.com/TC-95164/TS-523796.mp3 comments]] on [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003831 this]] [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment flash]].
526----
527->''"There was only one sure thing I knew when starting HS. That was that this thing would go batshit insane in ways I couldn't begin to imagine. In fact, it was practically the mission statement."''
528-->--'''Creator/AndrewHussie''', via Formspring
529----
530->''"Trying to explain homestuck to someone who's never read it, is like trying to explain the flavour of chocolate to a rock."''
531-->--{{Website/Reddit}} user '''yugosaki''', on [[http://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/k4jhh/happen_to_anyone_else/ this]]
532----
533->''"The thing is, Homestuck is both a story and a puzzle, by design and by definition. If asked to define it, “a story that’s also a puzzle” is as close to true as any answer I’d give.\
534Should all entertainment be like that? No way. But ''something'' should be like that, because something like that should exist. That’s why puzzles exist, because puzzles are cool sometimes, and are challenging. We don’t go up to a jigsaw puzzle and go, “why the fuck is this in so many different PIECES, what kind of IDIOT would break this nice picture into TINY LITTLE BITS?!!” Nor do we want all of our nice pictures broken into bits like that. Some we just want to hang on walls and look at.\
535But unlike a jigsaw puzzle, there’s much to enjoy without having to solve it. Fun characters and silly moments. But if you turn your brain on, you can engage with the complexity and depth. If you turn it ALL the way on, you can get everything, and solve the puzzle. There is a range of ways to interface with it, from the casual to the maniacal. Failing to grasp everything shouldn’t preclude basic enjoyment, nor is it a symptom of failure by either the reader or the story."''
536-->--'''Creator/AndrewHussie''', [[http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/12680094125/answers via Tumblr]] ([[http://mspaintadventureswiki.tumblr.com/post/63803326538/answers-archive mirror]])
537----
538->''"The unconventional style of storytelling present in Homestuck is somewhat reminiscent of an intense game of Jeopardy.''
539->''Instead of most stories where a question is presented and an answer is searched for, in Homestuck, answers are freely revealed while the reader has no idea that it is an answer to anything or what sort of question it could be answering. ''
540->''It is backwards.''
541->''When the question is finally revealed later in the story, the reader is reminded of the answer being presented to them way back when absolutely nothing made sense, and the entire plot begins to fall into place. ''
542->''The answers are often cryptic, subtle, or too obvious and ongoing for most to even consider them important. ''
543->''Everything seems to have some sort of meaning and each tiny detail seems to be some sort of important key to completely unlocking and understanding the big picture. ''
544->''After years of reading Homestuck, the fandom has finally gotten the hang of deciphering such an insane puzzle of a story. ''
545->''For example, if a banana was randomly placed in a panel, part of the fandom would speculate as to what the significance of the banana could possibly be, part of the fandom would attempt to prove that it is in fact not a banana, and part of the fandom would make a sexual joke."''
546-->--[[http://what-the-fuck-is-homestuck.tumblr.com/post/12818292049/the-unconventional-style-of-storytelling-present-in What The Fuck Is Homestuck]]
547----
548->''"Carefully educating you on needlessly complicated inventory systems that eventually get retired from a game you never get to play that doesn't actually exist.''
549->''HOMESTUCK."''
550-->--'''Creator/AndrewHussie''', Homestuck Book 1
551----
552->''"This is how most mysteries work in Homestuck. You know a thing is going to happen in the future, but you don't know why or how. So you just keep reading, while screaming."''
553-->--'''Creator/AndrewHussie''', Homestuck Book 3
554----
555->''"Guys, I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that Creator/DanteBasco, aka Rufio from Film/{{Hook}}, is currently reading Homestuck. I wonder what he will think when he discovers [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext me kissing his corpse]]?"''
556-->--'''Creator/AndrewHussie''', via Twitter
557----
558->''"the only possible people who would be semi-competent at writing homestuck if andrew wasn’t writing homestuck: \
559-maybe [[Creator/VladimirNabokov vladimir nabokov]] if he grew up in the 90s \
560-no one"''
561-->--'''softowl'''
562----
563->''I've just had to use a walkthrough for a webcomic.''
564-->--'''Mister Solitaire'''
565----
566->''"Oh, I know what ''Homestuck'' is! Let me explain it to you!\
567Homestuck is a massive multiplayer online comic starring four kids named John, Rose, Dave, and Velma fighting against...\
568A buncha grey anime aliens that wanna kiss everyone!\
569They level up each time someone likes their picture on the internet!\
570So, in the end, the one with the most pictures wins the game!"''
571-->--'''[[Webcomic/QuestionDuck Psudonym]]''' ''[[http://psuedofolio.tumblr.com/post/31318810765 attempts a summary, sans references.]]''
572----
573->''"when a man and a woman love each other very much a dog wearing a hat kills your family."''
574-->--Website/{{tumblr}} user '''sabrinagrimm''' [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab5f835d5d74d4f896d2a054629fc672/tumblr_mfiprrsp5R1qjlt4io1_500.png when asked what homestuck is]]
575----
576->''"Kids are naturally seeking a cosmology and sometimes homestuck becomes their religion and andrew hussie becomes their high priest."''
577-->--'''Bryan Lee O'Malley''', [[https://twitter.com/radiomaru/status/307018605256642560 via Twitter]]
578----
579->''"It's about kids forming friendships over the internet. Meanwhile a dispute over workplace dresscode occurs, resulting in the deaths of billions."''
580-->--an anonymous {{imageboard|s}} user [[http://madredhattie.tumblr.com/post/51297599544/ive-found-it-the-most-accurate-summary-of when asked what homestuck is]]
581----
582->''[[SlowPacedBeginning "IT GETS BETTER. The beginning of Homestuck may seem dull to many and you may wonder why this is even popular, but keep reading.]] It gets better, really. I wish that I originally had someone that smacked me in the head whenever I whined that it was boring in the beginning.''
583->''PAY ATTENTION TO EVERYTHING. Keep an eye peeled. Two eyes peeled. Three eyes peeled. Take notes. Write things down. Look at the picture. Re-read the text. [[ChekhovsArmoury Almost every single detail becomes important later in the story.]]''
584->''READ THE PESTERLOGS. Pesterlogs are essentially chatlogs and may seem long, meaningless, and annoying to read. If you skip them, you will understand abso-fucking-lutely nothing.''
585->''DO NOT SKIP OR SKIM. You cannot skim Homestuck. You cannot read it in one night, or while you are half asleep, or during a time that you will forget everything later. Regardless of how boring something [[ArcFatigue (THE INTERMISSION)]] may seem, it becomes important later and you need to read it.''
586->''HOMESTUCK IS COMPLICATED. Trust me, it is. It really is. If this is your first time reading Homestuck, you will be confused and your head may hurt. You will need to use your thinking, analyses, and reading comprehension skills.''
587->''[[MindScrew IT IS NOT ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE.]] If you have read the pesterlogs, have paid attention, and there is still some sort of concept or plot item that confuses you, chances are that it is not supposed to make sense yet or it is about to be explained. That is just Homestuck’s style of storytelling. Do not, I repeat, do NOT [[WalkingSpoiler go looking for the answers until you are caught up,]] as they are probably major spoilers. You can always re-read later."''
588-->--[[http://what-the-fuck-is-homestuck.tumblr.com/post/13654509062/15-things-to-know-before-reading-homestuck What the fuck is Homestuck]]
589----
590->''"Never underestimate the lengths Homestuck will go to for an awful pun."''
591-->--tumblr user '''davestrideronahonchkrow''' [[http://homestuck-procrastinator.tumblr.com/post/59595077723/anonymous-asked-you-it-has-industries as submitted to]] liveblogger homestuck-procrastinator
592----
593->...While the internet is home to many a webcomic that can be described as a little left of centre, Homestuck, in terms of its sheer subversiveness and general mindfuckery, really takes the cake. In fact, it doesn't merely take the cake, it devours the cake, becomes completely enamoured with cake, invests in the baked goods industry over a number of years until it becomes the majority shareholder in several of the industry’s largest companies and merges them all together into an evil global cake conglomerate.
594->Homestuck was originally developed to be advanced via fan contributions. However, Hussie decided to discontinue this method of advancing the plot in 2010. He stated the fan input method had “grew too socialist and made it difficult... to tell a coherent story”. [[SarcasmMode Seizing complete control of the plot has solved all these problems, and the comic is now practically synonymous with coherence and linearity.]]
595-->-- Uncyclopedia's [[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Homestuck article]] on ''Homestuck''
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597->"Aliens, time travel, kids, game, buckets, death, apocalypse, kill Jack."
598-->-- [[http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/can-you-explain-what-homestuck-is-in-ten-words-or-less A fan asked to sum up the comic in ten words]]
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600->"homestuck: confusing as hell, then it all makes the most sense ever in a backward-loop-around-piroette-off-the-handle way, then it gets even more confusing while making sense at the same time.&#65279;"
601-->-- [=TheDragonXRider=] via Youtube
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603->''" Truly we are back in the saddle, with bad anime and mass murder - the quintessential Homestuck Experience."''
604--> -- [[http://web.archive.org/web/20141026042923/http://mspaintadventures.com Andrew Hussie himself,]] post-[S] GAME OVER.
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606->"Homestuck is one elaborate, self-referencing inside joke collapsed inside its own funhouse mirror reflection."
607-->-- [[http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/02/a-story-that-could-only-be-told-online/385895/ Article in ''The Atlantic'']], by Lilian Min
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609->"As described on the MSPA website, Homestuck is "a tale about a boy and his friends and a game they play together." But it is truly a story of a webcomic's ascension into anime."
610-->--'''MSPA Wiki'''
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612->"Homestuck is a webcomicvideo gamework of quasi improvisional web hosted multimedia fictionvisual novel that pretends to be a non-interactive archive of a game where people pretend to be playing a video game about pretending to be playing a tabletop game about pretending to be real people in a setting that pretends to be a type of story that pretends to be reality."
613-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btv68SAk-oM "a video about Homestuck"]] by WebVideo/JanMisali[[note]]The backslashes in the quote denote crossed out text[[/note]]
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