Line #3 Quotes/HolyHandGrenade


1	->'''Brother:''' And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying:\
2	"O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."\
3	And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and [[LongList fruit bats and large chu..]]\
4	'''Maynard:''' Skip a bit, Brother.\
5	'''Brother:''' And the Lord spake, saying:\
6	"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.\
7	Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.\
8	Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.\
9	[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.]]\
10	[[OverlyLongGag Five is right out.]]\
11	Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."\
12	'''Maynard:''' Amen.
13	-->-- The TropeNamer ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''
14
15	->''"To a Space Marine the boltgun is far more than a weapon.''\
16	''It is an instrument of Mankind's divinity, the bringer of death to his foes, whose howling blast is a prayer to the gods of battle.''"
17	-->-- ''The Codex Astartes'', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''
18
19	->'''Fighter:''' Well, now what?\
20	'''Sarda:''' ''Now'' you don't attack things from orbit with the arsenal of Heaven.\
21	'''Red Mage:''' Aww ''man''! Heaven's got the best weapons.
22	-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'', [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2005/05/12/episode-552-tis-a-fine-vessel/ #552]]
23
24	->''[[Anime/DragonballZ KA...ME...HA...ME...]]'''CHRIST!'''''
25	-->-- ''Graham and Paul Let's Play: Dante's Inferno''
26
27	->'''[[BattleCry SMITE EVIL!]]'''
28	-->-- countless [[KnightInShiningArmor paladins]] ([[{{Wutai}} samurai?]]), ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' and just as many ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' campaigns
29
30	->"Light can do a lot of things. It can illuminate. It can welcome. It can warm. As it turns out, it can also make laser beams that slice through protosteel."
31	-->-- [[TheChosenOne Toa Takanuva]], ''Toys/{{Bionicle}}''
32
33	->"We flash forward years later, and the Christians are mounting a rebellion against the Japanese Empire, fueled only by their faith and resolve... ''and'' Holy Firebombs, of course."
34	-->--''WebVideo/BennettTheSage'', ''Ninja Resurrection''
35
36	->''Hallelujah!''\
37	'''BOOM'''
38	-->--''VideoGame/{{Worms}}''
39
40	->BlindedByTheLight has a whole new meaning.
41	-->-- FlavourText of the '''Pillar of Light magic''', ''VideoGame/DawnOfTheDragons''
42
43	->''[[{{God}} I]] send the pestilence and plague\
44	into [[AncientEgypt your]] house, into your bed\
45	into your streams, into your streets\
46	into your drink, into your bread\
47	upon your cattle, upon your sheep\
48	upon your oxen in your field\
49	into your dreams, into your sleep\
50	until you break, until you yield\
51	I send TheSwarm, I send the horde\
52	Thus saith the Lord''
53	-->--''WesternAnimation/ThePrinceOfEgypt'', ''The Plagues''
54
55	->'''Heinkel:''' Isn't zat one of ze nails that pierced Christ's body?\
56	'''Yumi:''' Haaaaaiii. (Yup.)\
57	'''Heinkel:''' From ze "Don't Fuck With This" Armory?\
58	'''Yumi:''' Haaaaaiii. (Yuup.)\
59	'''Heinkel:''' Vere zey keep ze Ark Of ze Covenant, ze Dead Sea Scrolls, znd ze ''Actual'' Body of Christ?!\
60	'''Yumi:''' ''[[RuleOfThree HAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIII. (YuuuP.)]]''
61	-->-- ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
62
63	->''"I will kill. I will let live. I will harm and heal. None will escape me. None will escape my sight.\
64	Be crushed.\
65	I welcome those who have grown old and those who have lost.\
66	Devote yourself to me, learn from me, and obey me.\
67	Rest. Do not forget song, do not forget prayer, and do not forget me.\
68	I am light and relieve you of all your burdens.\
69	Do not pretend. Retribution for forgiveness, betrayal for trust, despair for hope, darkness for light, dark death for the living.\
70	Relief is in my hands. I will add oil to your sins and leave a mark.\
71	Eternal life is given through death.\
72	— Ask for forgiveness here. I, the incarnation, will swear.\
73	— Kyrie eleison."''
74	-->-- '''Kotomine Kirei''', Baptismal Rite, Heaven's Feel Route, ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight''
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