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| 3 | [[folder:Film -- Live-Action]] |
| 4 | ->'''David van Patten:''' A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.\ |
| 5 | '''Craig [=McDermott=]:''' The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.\ |
| 6 | '''David:''' Absolutely.\ |
| 7 | '''Craig:''' And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unnattractive they are. |
| 8 | -->--''Film/AmericanPsycho'' |
| 9 | |
| 10 | ->''"A woman who can't bear a child needs no care."'' |
| 11 | -->--'''Coffin Joe''', ''Film/AtMidnightIllTakeYourSoul'' |
| 12 | |
| 13 | ->'''Mike Logan:''' Wanna know something? I had you nailed down the minute I saw you.\ |
| 14 | '''Pat:''' Oh you did? What, that I'm a little whore?\ |
| 15 | '''Mike:''' All the way. A hot-pussied little whore, who arrived down here looking for freedom, a victim of Puritanical breeding, seeking release for strange new feelings. |
| 16 | -->--''Film/CannibalFerox'' |
| 17 | |
| 18 | ->''"Rosalie, I'm gonna tell you the truth for once, okay? You need a good beating every once in a while. All women do. And you especially. Okay?"'' |
| 19 | -->--'''John''', ''Film/CriminallyInsane'' |
| 20 | |
| 21 | ->''"Women! They let 'em vote, smoke and drive - even put 'em in pants! And what happens? A Democrat for president!"'' |
| 22 | -->--'''The Old Man''', ''Film/FasterPussycatKillKill'' |
| 23 | |
| 24 | ->''"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two; one to screw it in and one to ride my rodney!"'' |
| 25 | -->--'''Ernie''', ''Film/{{Freaked}}'' |
| 26 | |
| 27 | ->'''Dr. Lecter:''' Paul, would you like to say grace?\ |
| 28 | '''Paul Krendler:''' God bless every one of us, even white trash like Starling!\ |
| 29 | '''Lecter:''' I don't think the Apostle Paul could have put it any better. ''He'' hated women, too. |
| 30 | -->--''Film/{{Hannibal}}'' |
| 31 | |
| 32 | ->'''The Hobo:''' Look at her. What do you see?\ |
| 33 | '''Large Man:''' I don't know, man. She's just a fuck-tube. |
| 34 | -->--''Film/HoboWithAShotgun'' |
| 35 | |
| 36 | ->''"Total submission. That's what I like in a woman - total submission."'' |
| 37 | -->--'''Stanley''' right after committing rape, ''Film/ISpitOnYourGrave'' |
| 38 | |
| 39 | ->''"I don't like women giving me orders."'' |
| 40 | -->--'''Johnny''', ''Film/ISpitOnYourGrave'' |
| 41 | |
| 42 | ->''"Hey, all women shit, women are full of shit."'' |
| 43 | -->--'''Stanley''', ''Film/ISpitOnYourGrave'' |
| 44 | |
| 45 | ->''"Goddamn women today, they can't handle nothin'. Young girls just ain't quite smart... like their grandmothers were!"'' |
| 46 | -->--'''Quint''', ''Film/{{Jaws}}'' |
| 47 | |
| 48 | ->"I, Stymie, member in good standing of the [[TropeNamer He-Man Woman Hater's Club]], do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to, and especially never fall in love; and if I do, may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours or until I scream bloody murder." |
| 49 | -->--'''Stymie''', ''Film/TheLittleRascals'' |
| 50 | |
| 51 | ->''"They're all the same. I know what they're like. Just because I can't do the things you do doesn't mean I don't see it all the same. 'Fancy shmancy', and what are we supposed to do? Sit and smile and say 'Yes Miss, no Miss, not now Miss, whatever you say Miss'? I know how it is with their hairs and their looks and they... they drive a man crazy! I didn't mean that. I didn't mean it that way. It's just that, they don't know when to stop. They never know when to stop. That's why they have to be stopped."'' |
| 52 | -->--'''Frank Zito''', ''Film/Maniac1980'' |
| 53 | |
| 54 | ->'''Jonathan Mardukas:''' Come on, cigarettes are killers.\ |
| 55 | '''Jack Walsh:''' So are women. |
| 56 | -->--''Film/MidnightRun'' |
| 57 | |
| 58 | ->''"You women are all the same! A menace to society! You women should stay at home where you belong! You've got the brains of a chicken!"'' |
| 59 | -->--'''Red Volkswagen Owner''', ''Film/TheNewYorkRipper'' |
| 60 | |
| 61 | ->''"In my land, women are for advancing the race, not for fighting men's battles."'' |
| 62 | -->--'''Eros''', ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace'' |
| 63 | |
| 64 | ->''"Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're just flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil."'' |
| 65 | -->--'''Mark''', ''Film/TheRoom2003'' |
| 66 | |
| 67 | ->''"Bring in a woman and you bring in trouble."'' |
| 68 | -->--'''Lord Sharif''', ''Film/{{Samson and Delilah|1949}}'' |
| 69 | |
| 70 | ->"Stay away from women! All they want is your man-juice!" |
| 71 | -->--'''Coach Norton''', ''Film/SavingSilverman'' |
| 72 | |
| 73 | ->'''Justine:''' Bradley, you are so fucking childish.\ |
| 74 | '''Bradley:''' Bro, you better put a muzzle on that bitch of yours. |
| 75 | -->--''Film/Tormented2009'' |
| 76 | |
| 77 | ->''"We're having you fixed. You're gonna be respectful, compliant, and appreciative... the way a woman should be."'' |
| 78 | -->--'''Vilos Cohaagen''' to '''Melina''', ''Film/TotalRecall1990'' |
| 79 | |
| 80 | ->"Glen doesn't deserve her. All he cares about is possessions. Fancy cars, CD players... even women are possessions to him." |
| 81 | -->--'''Billy Idol''', ''Film/TheWeddingSinger'' |
| 82 | [[/folder]] |
| 83 | |
| 84 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 85 | ->''"Women are strange little beasts. You can treat them like dogs, you can beat them till your arm aches, and still they love you. Of course, it is one of the most absurd illusions of Christianity that they have souls."'' |
| 86 | -->--'''Strickland''', ''The Moon and Sixpence'' by Creator/WSomersetMaugham |
| 87 | |
| 88 | ->''"Thomas [=LeBlanc=] preys on women. He tortures them and rapes them and kills them. Men like that hate women and they're easily threatened by them. I forgot that. After all my talk about not treating these men like other mutts, I did exactly that. I humiliated him at the police station, taunted him, insulted him, and broke his wrist in front of Marsten. Now he wants to overpower me. He needs to."'' |
| 89 | -->--'''Elena Michaels''', ''Literature/TheOtherworld'' |
| 90 | |
| 91 | ->''"The moulders of the world’s myths were [[AwfulWeddedLife unsuccessful husbands]], for they agreed that woman [[NeverMyFault was the source of all evil]]."'' |
| 92 | -->--''Literature/TheStoryOfCivilization: Our Oriental Heritage'' |
| 93 | [[/folder]] |
| 94 | |
| 95 | [[folder:Theatre]] |
| 96 | ->''[[WouldHitAGirl My arm will never falter\ |
| 97 | at the cries of women]]!\ |
| 98 | Woe betide those [Delilahs]\ |
| 99 | [[NeverMyFault Who damn their own souls]]!\ |
| 100 | We'll break their infernal charms\ |
| 101 | With the blade of the sword!'' |
| 102 | -->--'''Marcel''', ''Les Huguenots'' |
| 103 | [[/folder]] |
| 104 | |
| 105 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 106 | ->''"Wö-Men. Men of Wö. You don't like them. They're insane. Their idiocy needs to be scrubbed off the world with rubbing alcohol. [[StayInTheKitchen Wömen need to go back the fucking kitchen]]!"'' |
| 107 | -->--'''Endurance''', [[TalkingToThemself your inner paranoid fascist]], ''VideoGame/DiscoElysium'' |
| 108 | |
| 109 | ->''"Ohh, how I hate girls... So arrogant and self-centered! They cry if you get angry, they gossip behind your back, they spread nasty lies... They look at me like some... some disgusting THING and say that I'm a weirdo... Laughing at me, all the while!"'' |
| 110 | -->--'''Shadow Kanji''', ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}'' |
| 111 | |
| 112 | ->''"Be quiet, female. Your input here is irrelevant."'' |
| 113 | -->--'''Turtle Head/[[spoiler:Simon Dale]]''', ''VideoGame/TurtleHead: Unmasked'' |
| 114 | |
| 115 | ->'''Frost:''' You should have been Grandmaster.\ |
| 116 | '''Noob Saibot:''' I would not allow female Lin Kuei.\ |
| 117 | '''Frost:''' You're worse than Kuai Liang! |
| 118 | -->--''VideoGame/MortalKombat11'' |
| 119 | |
| 120 | ->'''Grid:''' You inflame the passions of men.\ |
| 121 | '''Poison Ivy:''' Sorry, YoureNotMyType.\ |
| 122 | '''Grid:''' That is true of all women. |
| 123 | -->--''Videogame/Injustice2'' |
| 124 | [[/folder]] |
| 125 | |
| 126 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 127 | ->uu: FEMALES ARE NOT BIOLOGICALLY EQUIPPED TO BEHAVE REASONABLY. AS PROVEN BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT. BY EMPIRICAL ASSERTION. \ |
| 128 | uu: THEY ARE VERY SHRILL AND INSANE AND DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE. THEIR EMOTIONS ARE OUT OF CONTROL AND THEIR FEELINGS NEVER SHUT UP. \ |
| 129 | uu: AND WORST OF ALL. GIRLS ARE VERY TRENCHANT TOWARD BOYS WHO WOULD KINDLY INFORM THEM OF THE WAY REALITY FUCKING WORKS. \ |
| 130 | uu: TALK ABOUT UNGRATEFUL. NO. THERE IS NOTHING WORTHWHILE TO BE GAINED. FROM CHATTING UP THE BITCHES. |
| 131 | -->--'''Caliborn''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' |
| 132 | [[/folder]] |
| 133 | |
| 134 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 135 | ->''A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his.'' |
| 136 | -->--'''''Website/UrbanDictionary''''' |
| 137 | |
| 138 | ->''As irritating as pubic louse and just as nasty. Adric declares that all women are mindless, impatient and bossy and judging by [[DeathGlare the look on Tegan’s face]] she's ready to shove his little winkie in a blender and serve it up as an Alzarian smoothie.'' |
| 139 | -->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/09/season-nineteen.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS19E2FourToDoomsday}} "Four to Doomsday"]] |
| 140 | |
| 141 | ->''What is that? You're joking. That's a team name? These broads need to cut back on the Lunesta and work on their fundamentals. I can sink more three pointers than these amazons. Maybe have them play in skirts and high heels. Then I'll watch. No thanks.'' |
| 142 | -->--'''''Website/SomethingAwful''''' on the WNBA, [[http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/ditka-redskins-racist/ "Mike Ditka's Team Name Horseshit Roundup"]] |
| 143 | |
| 144 | ->''In the past, [[Creator/WoodyAllen Allen]] was always very self deprecating. He was willing to [[MarsAndVenusGenderContrast take as much as he gave out]]. But here, Allen comes off as a very bitter and cruel old man...Ellie is a nice girl who did an altruistic act and Val is making a complete and utter ass out of himself by [[DinnerAndAShow yelling at a soft spoken woman in the middle of a crowded restaurant]]. What an asshole.'' |
| 145 | -->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[https://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2013/05/29/hollywood-ending-2002-woody-allen/ on]] ''Film/HollywoodEnding'' (2002) |
| 146 | |
| 147 | ->''[[ComicBook/ArchieComics Betty and Veronica]] never got a single dime from the tooth fairy -- all their teeth were left on Little Archie's lawn. You probably think I'm kidding and that no one would actually make girl-punching a central theme in a children's comic. Well, [[PoesLaw they fucking did]].'' |
| 148 | -->--'''''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-bizarre-horrors-found-in-squarest-comic-book-ever/ "8 Bizarre Horrors Found in the Squarest Comic Book Ever"]] |
| 149 | |
| 150 | ->''But the most evil thing [about VideoGame/TheSims3] is the player. Trapping Sims [[Film/TheTrumanShow Truman Show]]-style to toy with their lives, not even for fun but to indulge a twisted power fantasy without having to go through all the trouble of birthing children of their own to abuse. So I guess what I'm saying is that all women are evil. Bewitching innocents with their insidious emotions and absorbing our manhoods into their rank blood-streaked spam sandwiches, who needs 'em. [[RunningGag Incidentally, I'm still not gay]].'' |
| 151 | -->--'''Yahtzee''', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' |
| 152 | [[/folder]] |
| 153 | |
| 154 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 155 | ->'''Ethel:''' I'm honored to introduce the woman who's been an inspiration of mine for years! She's shown the women of this state that if we put our minds to it, anything is possible! |
| 156 | ->'''Woody:''' A female governor? Eee-yuck! Am I the only one who hates women? [''{{Beat}}.''] Eh? |
| 157 | ->'''Ethel:''' Ladies and gentlemen, the current and future governor, Nina Melcher! |
| 158 | ->'''Melcher:''' [''...''] Good morning Brickleberry, it's such an honor to speak to-- |
| 159 | ->'''Woody:''' [''Starts booing.''] [[DeadpanSnarker I'm here to see the governor not his frumpy housekeeper]]! Ah-ha-ha-ha. [''...''] I'll tell you what my problem is! I don't want some uppity she-governor telling me what to do! I'm here to launch an intelligent protest. [''{{Beat}}.''] Show yer tits! Show yer tits! Show yer tits! [''...''] |
| 160 | ->'''Melcher:''' Sir, is there something you'd like to say to me? |
| 161 | ->'''Woody:''' Yes Governor ''[[{{Pun}} Felcher]]'' there is! For seven hundred proud years, [[UsefulNotes/UnitedStates this country]] was run ''[[SuddenlyShouting by men]]''! All courage, attitude, and ''[[GagPenis big, swingin']]'' sausage. [''...''] But then, ''women got put in charge''. What's next!? [[DeadpanSnarker Making the tampon the official]] ''state bird!?'' |
| 162 | -->--''WesternAnimation/{{Brickleberry}}'', "My Way or the Highway" |
| 163 | |
| 164 | ->'''Lenny:''' Girls! Who needs 'em?\ |
| 165 | '''Stuckey:''' Yeah, who needs 'em?\ |
| 166 | '''Duane:''' I hate girls! |
| 167 | -->--''WesternAnimation/{{Kissyfur}}'', "The Birds and The Bears" |
| 168 | [[/folder]] |
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