Line #24 Quotes/HangoverSensitivity


1	->'''Shepard''': Ash?\
2	'''Ashley''': ''(groans)''\
3	'''Shepard''': What have we here?\
4	'''Ashley''': Ah! Sir/Ma'am, I'm off duty...your voice, sir/ma'am...not so loud, pleasethankyou.\
5	'''Shepard''': Why are you curled up on the floor?\
6	'''Ashley''': Am I? Ugh, my head...so heavy...can't move.\
7	'''Shepard''': Ah. Enjoy your evening?\
8	'''Ashley''': I'll be back to work in 30...maybe 40. I swear, just give me 45 minutes, shh. Shh!\
9	'''Shepard''': [[{{Troll}} Is it time to test the fire alarm? I think it is!]]\
10	'''Ashley''': I'll pay you a million credits not to do that, sir/ma'am.\
11	'''Shepard''': Two million and we have a deal.\
12	'''Ashley''': You're a damn space pirate.\
13	'''Shepard''': I could order Joker to sing to you over the comm.\
14	'''Ashley''': I hate you.\
15	'''Shepard''': 'I hate you'...?\
16	'''Ashley''': Sir./Ma'am.\
17	'''Shepard''': As you were, Williams.\
18	'''Ashley''': Mmm...cold floor.
19	-->--''VideoGame/MassEffect3''
20
21	->''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Am going. To die.]] Don't get me wrong. Great party. But...ugh, yeah, mmm. I'll just be here. Right here. Forever. Urgh...''
22	-->--'''Tali''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3: Citadel''
23
24	-> '''Reid''': ''(cheering as loud as possible)'' A couple of hours. ''A couple of hours!'' You guys didn't come home until sunrise!\
25	''(cue DeathGlare from the girls)''\
26	'''JJ''': ''(deadpan)'' Why are you yelling?\
27	'''Prentiss''': ''(deadpan)'' Make him stop.\
28	'''Morgan''': What did you guys drink last night?\
29	'''Garcia''': The Green Fairy. You're in the FBI, could you get the entire crowd to ''stop cheering''?\
30	'''Morgan''': ''(amused look)''
31	-->--''Series/CriminalMinds'', "A Family Affair"
32
33	->''Went out drinking late last night I had a blast\
34	But now the morning light has come and kicked my ass\
35	I've got the worst hangover ever\
36	I'm crawling to the bathroom again\
37	It hurts so bad that I'm never gonna drink again.''
38	-->-- '''Music/TheOffspring''', "The Worst Hangover Ever"
39
40	->'''Hawkeye''': ''(wakes up, groans)'' ''(quietly)'' Trapper? Trapper?\
41	'''Trapper''': ''(mumbles)'' I'm not going to talk, unless you stop screaming.
42	-->-- ''Series/{{MASH}}''
43
44	->My whole body feels like dry mouth.
45	-->-- '''Detective Jake Peralta,''' ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''
46
47	->'''Oliver:''' GOOD MORNING!\
48	'''Geoff:''' Ah. AH! No, ah, no loud. Loud is forbidden.
49	-->-- ''Webcomic/VagabondStarlight''
50
51	->''"You '''measure'''... what a good time you '''had'''... by how much it fucks you up. You'll go out tonight. Get ripped. Get shitfaced. You'll wake up tomorrow. Somebody will talk to you, say, 'How was it last night?' You'll say, 'It was fantastic! I can't see. No sensation, no feeling, nothing! No sensation on the left side of my body! It's--oh! Oh! I can't even form sentences! You should've come, you'd have at least lost an ear!'"''
52	-->-- '''Creator/DylanMoran'''
53
54	->Senpai... Could you talk... a little quieter? Please? I have the worst headache right now...
55	-->-- '''Mash''', ''Webcomic/FateGamersOnly''
56
57	->When Quentin sat up he immediately wished he had in fact died in a [[TeleporterAccident catastrophic teleportation accident]]. Every hangover feels like the worst hangover you've ever had, but this one was definitely a classic. One for the ages. He felt like all the water had been forcibly sucked out of his body, like an apricot in a dehydration chamber, and replaced with venom from an angry adder.
58	-->--''[[Literature/TheMagicians The Magician's Land]]''
59
60	->'''Bert''': Mah heid, it's splittin'!
61	->'''Mr. Farquhar''': Oh, what a shocking noise!
62	->'''Bert''': Can you can hear it too?
63	-->-- ''Film/CarryOnAbroad''
64
65	->''"Dorien, Dorien, the cockroaches are stampedin' again!"''
66	-->-- '''Sharon Theodopolopodous''', ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS7E6RisingDamp Rising Damp]]"
67
68	->'''Sir Lancelot''': I feel as if my head's been ''trepanned'' with a ''boathook''.
69	->'''Dr. Grimsdyke''': You're lucky. I haven't even got a head.
70	-->-- ''Film/DoctorInClover''
71
72	->'''Pudding''': How do ya feel?
73	->'''Samantha''': My tongue tastes of rancid moss, my skull's being split to pieces with an axe, but apart from that, I'm alright.
74	-->-- ''Series/ItsAwfullyBadForYourEyesDarling'', "A New Lease"
75
76	->''(General Motus has learned that all the legionaries have gotten drunk trying to find the magic potion among barrels of wine, and he is not pleased.)''\
77	'''General Motus:''' '''LEGIONARIES!''' YOU ARE THE '''DISGRACE''' OF THE ROMAN ARMY! YOU'VE BEHAVED LIKE BARBARIANS! IF CAESAR FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS, YOU WILL BE '''FED TO THE LIONS!'''\
78	'''Legionary:''' Let me be eaten, but stop screaming. Make him stop...
79	-->--''WesternAnimation/AsterixInBritain''

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