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3[[folder:Advertising]]
4->'''Bill's Wife:''' You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog!!\
5'''Bill:''' What the french toast?\
6'''Bill's Wife:''' Do you think I wouldn't find out about your doodoo head cootie queen?\
7'''Bill's Mistress:''' Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?!
8-->-- Orbit gum commercial
9[[/folder]]
10
11[[folder:Comic Books]]
12->Well pierce my ears and call me drafty!
13-->-- '''ComicBook/MaryJaneWatson''', ''ComicBook/TheAmazingSpiderMan1963'' #62
14
15->Time to open a can of kick-butt!
16-->-- ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} before fighting ComicBook/{{Sabretooth}}
17
18->"You're a strong, independent young woman. Heck, you're a superhero. Cousin of [[Franchise/{{Superman}} THE superhero]]. And he must have rubbed off on you. Why else did I just use the word "heck"?"
19-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''ComicBook/TheKillersOfKrypton''
20
21->'''Lois Lane:''' "Oh Snap![...]"\
22'''Lana Lang: ''' "Did you... Did you just say "'''Oh Snap'''"?\
23'''Lois Lane:''' I heard Jimmy saying it.
24-->-- ''ComicBook/TheHuntForReactron''
25[[/folder]]
26
27[[folder:Comic Strips]]
28->I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words.
29-->-- '''Calvin''', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
30[[/folder]]
31
32[[folder:Fan Works]]
33->Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me?! Forget my life! Always surrounded by miserable, failing clods! Like this whole world just likes to bend me over, and ''[[Film/TheBigLebowski find me in the Alps]]'', like I'm some sort of schlock receptacle! Well as far as I care, these miserable cows can have a fancy barbecue with a goddamned pig!
34-->-- '''Vegeta''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
35
36->Oh, yes, by golly gosh all hemlock.
37-->-- '''ComicBook/JimmyOlsen''', ''Fanfic/AForceOfFour''
38
39->'''Kirito:''' I only had the one sword... [[ThrowingYourSwordAlwaysWorks W a kid's [[DeepImmersionGaming game.]] There's a [[EnforcedTrope profanity filter.]]\
40(''beat'')\
41'''Kirito:''' (''WideEyesAndShrunkenIrises'') I wanna go home.
42-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
43
44->'''Naomi Kent:''' "I don't want the least bit of attitude out of you when we do it, either, young man."\
45'''Clark Kent:''' "Oh, cripes."\
46'''Naomi Kent:''' "Clark!"\
47'''Clark Kent:''' "I said 'cripes', Mom."
48-->-- ''Fanfic/TheDayAfterYouSavedTheMultiverse''
49
50->'''Kyoko Sakura''': Dangit, that was [Sayaka's]] name in the dream. I still gotta see if that's her real name. But anyway, I never met any of them, cept Mami, before and I suddenly start having dreams about them. I mean, it ain't my power so what the heck's going on here!\
51''[{{Beat}}]'' \
52'''Kyoko''': ''[horrified]'' Oh no!\
53''[Oriko looks at Kyoko with interest]''\
54'''Kyoko''': I said 'freakin' instead of the other word! What's happening to me?!\
55'''Oriko Mikuni''': ''[giggling]'' I suppose it's just Yuma rubbing off on you. You've censored yourself in front of her, so I suppose its taking effect elsewhere. You said 'heck' too if my observations are correct.\
56''[Kyoko's horror grows on her face]''\
57'''Oriko''': Oh, and 'dangit' if memory serves.
58-->-- ''Fanfic/TheUnlikelyAlly'', "Chapter 8: Oriko Gets Some Visitors"
59[[/folder]]
60
61[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
62->Pluck my life.
63-->-- '''Red''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAngryBirdsMovie''
64
65->[[Franchise/PlanetOfTheApes Darn you! Darn you all to heck!]]
66-->-- '''Alex,''' ''WesternAnimation/Madagascar1''
67
68->Darn darn ''darn darny '''darn!'''''
69-->'''Bad Cop''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie''
70[[/folder]]
71
72[[folder:Films -- Live Action]]
73->[[LampshadeHanging I've got some R rated dialogue for you, but I'm gonna keep it PG, I'm gonna keep it PG!]]
74-->-- '''Frank Jackson''', ''Film/BigFatLiar''
75
76->'''[[Film/IronMan Tony:]]''' (''bouncing off a force field'') Shit!\
77'''[[Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger Cap:]]''' Language!\
78[...]\
79'''Tony:''' Wait a second. No-one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said "language?"\
80'''Cap:''' I know! It just slipped out.\
81[...]\
82'''Film/{{Thor}}:''' Find the scepter!\
83'''Tony:''' And for ''gosh' sake'', watch your language!\
84'''Cap:''' (''sigh'') [[NeverLiveItDown That's not going away anytime soon...]]
85-->-- ''Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron''
86
87->''I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!''
88-->-- '''Sean Jones''', ''Film/SnakesOnAPlane'' ([[{{Bowdlerize}} edited for broadcast version]])
89
90->If ya cut me off drivin', spill your Coke upon my shoes,\
91There's just no tellin' what my mouth might say.\
92I'll break out a string of non-profanity to make your ears curl,\
93In my religiously edited way.
94-->-- '''Will Jensen''', ''Film/SonsOfProvo''
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97[[folder:Literature]]
98->He didn't get out of the cockadoodie car!
99-->-- '''Annie Wilkes''', ''{{Literature/Misery}}''
100
101->OW! MOONFIRE AND STAR VOMIT! HEAL, by all the snakes!
102-->-- '''Darkstalker''' as Kinkajou spits poison at him, ''Literature/WingsOfFire''
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104
105[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
106->'''Sheldon:''' [Leonard] said, and I quote, "ask Penny, it was her cockamamie idea."\
107'''Penny:''' Leonard said "cockamamie?"\
108'''Sheldon:''' Actually, I'm paraphrasing. Having been raised in a Christian household, I'm uncomfortable with the language he used. And to be honest, I'm not entirely comfortable with "cockamamie."
109-->-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''
110
111->I apprehended the accused and advised him of his rights. He replied, "Why don't you ram it up your pimhole, you fusking clothprunker."
112-->-- ''Series/ABitOfFryAndLaurie''
113
114->You can go straight to H-E-double hockey sticks!
115-->-- '''Rose Nylund,''' ''Series/TheGoldenGirls''
116
117->'''Eleanor:''' Somebody royally forked up. ''[{{Beat}}]'' Somebody ''forked'' up. Why can't I say "fork?"\
118'''Chidi:''' If you're trying to curse, you can't [[{{Heaven}} here]]. I guess a lot of people in this neighborhood don't like it, [[NarrativeProfanityFilter so it's prohibited]].\
119'''Eleanor:''' That's bullshirt.
120-->-- ''Series/TheGoodPlace''
121
122->'''SantaClaus:''' Oh, balderdash and fiddle-lee-dee!\
123'''Crow T. Robot:''' Whoa, language, Santa!
124-->-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S03E21SantaClausConquersTheMartians Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]"
125
126->'''Brianna:''' Well, that's adorable as all heck.\
127'''Rosemary:''' Oh... someone's going to need to put some money in the family SwearJar!\
128'''Brianna:''' Really? "Heck"? Are you fucking kidding me?
129-->-- ''Series/GraceAndFrankie'', "The Raccoon"
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131
132[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
133->BALONEY, FUDGE AND MUSTARD!
134-->-- '''Wrestling/JohnCena'''
135
136->We can thank the [[Wrestling/NewWorldOrder NWO]] B&W for re-popularizing the phrase "sad sack." Where would the wrestling world be without this phrase? A better place, perhaps? No, this is WCW, so they'd come up with some strange phrase like "fruity booty" to take its place. Oh! Wait! [[Wrestling/BookerT They did]]. Damn.
137-->-- '''[[http://www.ddtdigest.com/updates/1999044t.htm DDT]]'''
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139
140[[folder:Theatre]]
141-> '''Captain:''' Bad language or abuse, \
142I never, never use, \
143Whatever the emergency; \
144Though "Bother it" I may \
145Occasionally say, \
146I never use a big, big D-- [[note]]Damn. Not any other D-words you might have thought of.[[/note]]
147-> '''All:''' What, never?
148-> '''Captain:''' No, never!
149-> '''All:''' What, ''never''?
150-> '''Captain:''' Hardly ever!
151-> '''All:''' Hardly ever swears a big, big D-- \
152Then give three cheers, and one cheer more, \
153For the well-bred Captain of the Pinafore!
154-->-- '''''Theatre/HMSPinafore'''''
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156
157[[folder:Video Games]]
158->Gosh darn it to heck!
159-->-- '''Wyatt''', ''VideoGame/WolfensteinIITheNewColossus''
160
161->'''Red Hood:''' I don't think I've ever met a bigger goody-two-shoes...\
162'''Flash (Jay Garrick):''' I'm about to land one on your posterior.\
163'''Red Hood:''' Good luck with that, Garrick.
164
165->'''Vixen:''' I gotta say, Brainiac was a real bastard.\
166'''Flash (Jay Garrick):''' Language, Ms. [=McCabe=], you're a superhero.\
167'''Vixen:''' And you're seriously old school.
168-->--''Videogame/Injustice2''
169
170-> '''Steve''': You're shitting me!\
171'''Austin''': I fertilize you not.
172-->-- ''VideoGame/TheMark''
173
174-> '''[=MacCready=]''': You stuck your neck out for me. I don't forget [[CurseCutShort sh-]]...I mean, things like that.\
175'''[[PlayerCharacter Sole Survivor]]''': You can curse all you want, I'm not your mother.\
176'''[=MacCready=]''': Very funny. It's not about you, it's about [[IGaveMyWord a promise I made.]] When I left the [[VideoGame/Fallout3 Capital Wasteland]], I didn't just leave Little Lamplight behind...I left my family behind. Had a beautiful wife named Lucy, and a son we named Duncan. He's the one I made my promise to, promise to clean up my act and be a better person...I guess that sounds pretty stupid coming from a guy who shoots people for a living.
177-->-- ''VideoGame/Fallout4''
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179
180[[folder:Web Animation]]
181->'''Absalon Gohan:''' Baby Gohan plan to use the Multi-Dimensional Dragon Balls to erase every Gohan in the multiverse!\
182'''Gohan Black:''' Holy… ''shiitake mushrooms!''\
183'''Emo Gohan:''' For [[PrecisionFStrike fuck's]] sake! [[LampshadeHanging Just say "shit", you little shit!]]
184-->-- ''WebAnimation/DragonballGohanverse'' Episode 9
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186
187[[folder:Web Comics]]
188->'''CT:''' D --> Oh shoot\
189'''CT:''' D --> E%cuse my vulgarity
190-->-- '''Equius Zahhak,''' ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
191
192->'''GG:''' Shucks!!!!!\
193'''TT:''' Hey, I'm upset about it too, but let's watch the [[HypocriticalHumor fucking]] language.
194-->-- '''Jane Crocker''' and the '''Auto Responder''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
195
196->'''Passenger:''' Enough is enough! I have had it with these [[Film/SnakesOnAPlane gosh-darned snakes on this gosh-darned plane]]!\
197'''Steward:''' Language, sir!
198-->-- ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'', "No. 1861"
199
200->'''King Dedede:''' "Frikkin' crud."\
201'''Kirby:''' Fruh-crud.\
202'''King Dedede:''' "Flippin' egg."\
203'''Kirby:''' F-fcraig\
204'''King Dedede:''' "Hella."\
205'''Kirby:''' Heck of.
206-->-- ''[[http://www.usgamer.net/articles/video-game-cheats-n-beatums-4-kirby-speaks Kirby's Curse]]''
207
208->KAYA! WHAT THE FOX! THAT HURT!
209-->'''Kai Romero''', ''Webcomic/TwinDragons''
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212[[folder:Web Original]]
213->Looks like the sixth Doctor has developed exactly the same sort of lame swearing as the "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS8E1TerrorOfTheAutons}} ham fisted bun vendor]]" third Doctor and "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS17E1DestinyoftheDaleks}} spack off]]!" fourth Doctor -- his latest attempt is "[[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness microcephallic apostate]]" (one day he will just say "you fucking twat").
214-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/09/season-twenty-two.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS22E5Timelash}} "Timelash"]]
215
216->...You can't even say Hell? Are you serious?
217-->-- '''[[@/HilarityEnsues Hilarity]]''', ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''
218
219->"Truck hard?" "Truck hard?!" Holy schizz! That sounds so ''hooooot''.
220-->-- '''Lindsay Jones''' as '''[[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Ruby Rose]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHSoztUW0pk reading]] '''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey'''
221
222-> ''Oh, sugar-honey iced tea.''
223-->-- '''King K. Rool''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mUOymWLCqE Donkey Kong Country Abridged - Episode 1 - Big Dumb Day]]''
224
225-> ''HEY YOU! YEAH ALL FRICKIN' HUNDRED THOUSANDS OF YOU FLIPPIN' LISTEN TO ME! I'm P-Oed about the M-Fing lurkers watching our BS. [[PleaseSubscribeToOurChannel So subscribe to this channel or GT the fluff O! DADDY SAYS SUBSCRIBE!]]
226-->-- '''Philip Rivers''', ''WebAnimation/GridironHeights''
227
228->''"If I say the 'F' word, my mom will kick me to the curb, so I'll replace it with something not quite as bad, like maybe the word 'freak'. I know it still sounds bad, but technically, it's not a cuss word, so I'm fine. All the kids will be so edgy. Technically, it's not a cuss word, so I'm fine."''
229-->-- '''Elise Ecklund''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qH0kut8tms If Kidz Bop Sang ABCDEFU]]"
230
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233[[folder:Western Animation]]
234->I really wish Mom didn't raise me so well, 'cause this deserves a much-stronger cuss word than FIDDLESTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS!!!
235-->-- '''Gumball''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "The Rival"
236
237->Kids, cover your ears! FCC, here comes Linda: dagnabbit, pee popper, nuts to poppa, stinka boob taka, momma kaga, poopa daddy!
238-->'''Linda Belcher''', ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers''
239
240->'''Edd''': ''Gu-ooooohhhh'' DARN IT!
241->'''Ed''': Double-D almost said a bad word, Eddy!
242-->-- ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', ''Gimme Gimme Never Ed''
243
244->(''drops barrel [[AgonyOfTheFeet on foot]]'') GAH! HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait... I'm alone. [[SubvertedTrope I can swear for real]]! (''deep breath'') ''SON OF A--'' (''[[CurseCutShort tape fast-forward]]'')
245-->-- '''Grunkle Stan''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "Not What He Seems"
246
247->''"We should make like hockey sticks and get the puck out of here!"''
248-->-- '''Shaggy''', ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', Operation Rich in Spirit, A Scooby Friday
249
250->'''Bart:''' I sure as ''Hell'' can't tell you we learned about ''Hell'' unless I say ''Hell'', can I?\
251'''Marge:''' ...Bart, you're no longer in Sunday School. Don't swear.
252-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
253
254->'''Marge:''' I know you're upset-\
255'''Bart:''' Darn right I'm upset!\
256'''Marge:''' Bart! Watch your language! ...Oh, you did. Sorry.
257-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Dog of Death"
258
259->''"DRAT! To HADES with you ACCURSED bullseye!"''
260-->-- An '''old horstachio ''' while playing a game of darts, ''WesternAnimation/VivaPinata'', "The Old Pinatas Home"
261
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263
264[[folder:Real Life]]
265->The title of the play stems, in the definition of the Encyclopedia Britannica quoted in the program, from military slang and means "in a mess, haywire, and derives from the first letters of the words 'situation normal all fouled up.'" The eminent ''Encyclopedia Britannica'' should be taken gently in hand and told about the birds and the flowers. The first letter of the fourth word may be all right, but the word itself, as any soldier may inform it, is hardly "fouled."
266-->-- '''George Jean Nathan''', review of ''Snafu'' (1944)
267
268->Heck is where people go when they don't believe in Gosh.
269-->-- A joke
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