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1!!2-D (Stuart Pot):
2
3->''"I never really thought about anything as far as I can remember."''
4
5->''"Summfink..."''
6
7->''"Hello... You lost me at hello..."''
8
9->(In response to Murdoc's comment about the house in Saturnz Barz) ''"Looks like a fixer-upper."''
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11->(Addressing a cheap action figure in his likeness) ''"These action figures are useless! My head doesn't wobble like that!"''
12
13->''"I know there's a rumor going around that my real name is Stuart Tusspot, or summfink, but that's not true. It's Pot. Stuart Pot."''
14
15->''"Just a peppermint tea for me..."''
16
17->(On how he would explain the band to someone who had never heard of them) ''"We are a band."''
18
19->(In response to Murdoc's statement about looking up to him as a father figure) ''"In your dreams, Pedro."''
20
21->(To Murdoc on writing a movie, seconds before triggering the [[{{BerserkButton}} meltdown]] that nearly ''killed'' him) ''"We can get Colin Farrell to play you."''
22
23->(Quoting his mother) ''"'Drink like a fish and you'll end up battered.'"''
24
25->(During the Stylo music video) ''"It's Bruce!"''
26
27->(Explaining where he was) ''"Toilet."''
28
29->''"Rockin' is like space, right? It's infinite, innit, so you can like, be whatever. And I am whatever. Whatever is my father, and my muvver. And my nan. You just gotta let it out. Forever, and whatever, amen."''
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31!!Murdoc Niccals:
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33->''"I'm Murdoc Niccals, and I'm up for it. All the time."''
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35->(To 2-D): ''"HEY, FACEACHE!"'' (Throws a can at his head) ''"Ass!"''
36
37->''"Full frontal pelvic thrust bass shagging!"''
38
39->''"Hey, you there. Why don't you jump in next to me and come feel the quality of these sheets? Real Egyptian silk, mmm-mmmmh..."''
40
41->''"Kids eh? Little treasures, I love 'em... couldn't eat a whole one though..."''
42
43->''"Erm, Russel, if you touch my leg one more time in this interview, I'm calling the cops, OK?"''
44
45->''"I don't care about your pain. Entertain me. Or go home."''
46
47->''"Loudest doorbell I've ever heard."''
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49->''"Purple Headed Trouser Snake... I have no idea why I said that... Are we allowed to say that on the Tellypod... ?... Telly... I... iPod..."''
50
51->[Answers phone] ''"Mmmm, Motorola. Look, I can't talk now. '''I'm naked!'''''" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfz7gufpXLA&t=34 [goes back to playing the piano]]].
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53->''"The Bath! Hey you guys, I'm just gonna take a bath."''
54
55->(Welcoming the MTV Cribs camera crew to Kong Studios, wearing nothing but a towel around his waist) ''"Hi! Uh, I'm Murdoc Niccals from Gorillaz. Welcome to my crib."''
56
57->(Dismissing the MTV Cribs camera crew) ''"I have some, uh, business to take care of that's... pretty important, so uh, you lot better [[PrecisionFStrike fuck off.]]"''
58
59->(After finding a note on the wall written by Dennis Hopper) ''"'Murdoc is a nob'? Huh. I'll get 'im."''
60
61->(On having to look after 2D during his coma) ''"You were just a plank, really. It was like looking after a bag of cement."''
62
63->(On how 2D tans) ''"Mate, you go bright pink. Like an embarrassed lobster."''
64
65->(Showing off an unusual photo of himself) ''"This is me, [[{{ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext}} cutting an onion...]]"''
66
67->''"Better than stinking of poppers."''
68
69->''"If you strum another bum note on that hillbilly instrument, I'll stick it in your mouth!"''
70
71->''"HOW MUCH LONGER ARE THIS WARM-UP BAND GONNA HOG THE STAGE FOR?! Sounds like some sort of Gorillaz tribute band..."''
72
73!!Noodle:
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75->''"My name is Nuudoru."''
76
77->(In the song "19-2000") ''"Get the cool shoeshine!"''
78
79->''"Thank you and see you soon! Bye-Bye!"''
80
81->''"Every band is destroyed by its success. Cartoon bands are no exception."''
82
83->(In Japanese) ''"Okay, Del, I'll see your one thousand... and raise you five hundred."''
84
85->(On Music/DeLaSoul's performance in ''Feel Good, Inc'')''"Many people in life seem drawn to the more insane figures, who throw their weight around, seemingly oblivious to the effect that they have on people's feelings. Maybe they see this attribute as a sign of strength. However, I believe it's a downward spiral in which everyone gradually has their soul eroded."''
86
87->''"❗️👑 KATSU ❗️"''
88
89->(When Murdoc is in her room in the MTV Cribs video) ''"(Shouting in Japanese) It's my room! (Throws her game at the camera) Get out! GET OUT!"''
90
91->''"In this day and age, I find it limiting to place any tags on myself. I like everyone!"''
92
93!!Russel Hobbs:
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95->(To Murdoc) ''"Oh man, where'd you get that outfit?! You can't go dressin' up as a goddamn Nazi! You cracker-ass..."''
96
97->''"Where my eel at?"''
98
99->''"Yeah, I got a real appetite."''
100
101->(About to get curb-stomped by Noodle) ''"It's time for the beatdown, aight? I'm gon' bring it to you. Let's go!"''
102
103->(On why his [[{{RockMeAsmodeus}} "Seventh Heaven Hip-Hop and Harmony Album"]] [[{{Understatement}} failed.]]) ''"It all went bad. Evil. It just ended up with a life of its own. And there was a sickly gloop coming out of the speakers. I could tell the album had gone sour. You could hear people laughing in the background. It sounded like some wonky David Koresh tape. All panpipes and meditation chants, but it was like the sound was trying to...lull you into a dream-like state, so it could eat your soul. Really spooky. Like a children's nursery rhyme from some horror movie."''
104
105->''"I have an appreciation for fine clothes... petticoats an' such. Maybe some diamante shoes, like Dorothy from Film/TheWizardOfOz."''
106
107->(After Murdoc thanks him for punching him in the back of the head as he was choking on fries) ''"I didn't know you were choking."''
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109->''"Don't desensitize yourself to life just because it's a struggle and can be painful, because if you avoid it you'll lose more than you'll ever know."''
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111->''"2D is kind of like a pet. Obedient, eager to please. Eats a lot of dog food."''

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