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1%%Please do not add real-life quotes from suicide notes or other things. The main page does not have real-life examples and some may find them to be in poor taste.
2->''"Goodbye, cruel world. [[PlayedForLaughs Goodbye, cruel lamp.]] Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. [[OverlyLongGag Cruel though they may be...]]"''
3-->--'''Professor Farnsworth''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
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5->''"I cut it out. I can't hear the buzzing voices anymore. I can't feel the immaculate machine. The numbness feels kind of like hope.\
6Don't [[TheChosenMany the others]] feel what's happening? [[PowerAtAPrice What's being eaten away?]] What's changing? It's not my problem anymore. It's done. [[NotSoOmniscientCouncilOfBickering The Council]] can't have me anymore. [[MotherNature Gaia]] can't have me. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone My guilt]] can't have me.\
7[[WhoWantsToLiveForever They gave me eternity when I didn't want another second]]. I've returned the gift.\
8No more tears. No more words. It's time to sleep. One final dream.\
9I'm coming home, Callum. See you soon, little duck."''
10-->--[[spoiler: '''Lorraine Maillard,''']], ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''
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12->''"Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth chooses death!"''
13-->-- '''Miles Edgeworth's [[spoiler:supposed]] suicide note''', ''[[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Justice For All]]''
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15->''"Get out of my head before I do what I know is best for you.\
16Get out of my head before I listen to everything she said to me.\
17Get out of my head before I show you how much I love you.\
18Get out of my head before I finish writing this poem.\
19\
20But a poem is never actually finished.\
21It just stops moving."''
22-->-- '''The last lines of ''%''''', ''VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub''
23
24->''"Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this world!"''
25-->--'''Johnny''', ''Film/TheRoom2003''
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27->''"Dearest Helena: By now, the news of our defeat has reached the Earth. The creatures we were sent here to tame are un-tamable, and the colonies we were sent to reclaim have proven to be stronger than we anticipated. Whatever you may hear about what has happened out here, know this: Alexei did not die gloriously in battle. I killed him. My pride killed him. And now my pride has consumed me as well. You will never see me again, Helena. Tell our children that I love them, and that their father died in defense of their future. Au revoir."''
28-->-- '''Admiral Gerard [=DuGalle=]''', ''VideoGame/StarcraftI: Brood War''
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30->''"Dear Diary,\
31Today I died. I was killed by this thing in [Place]. (ugly)\
32I leave all that I own to my pet cat Guppy. (cool stuff!)\
33Goodbye, Cruel World!\
34-XOXO [Character]"''
35-->--''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac'', [[GameOver Isaac's last will]]
36
37->'''Homer:''' Goodbye, cruel world! ''({{Beat}})'' And goodbye, Cruller World!\
38'''Cruller World truck driver:''' Bye, Homer!
39-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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41%% The following example is from a stand-up bit and is not a real suicide note
42->''Hey guys, guess what!\
43Keep on reading!\
44How is everyone doing? I hope you are all fine.\
45I am not fine, as you can no doubt tell by me hanging here from the ceiling fixture.\
46You are the ones who drove me to this. I was doing just fine until you fuckers came along.\
47I hope you're happy now that I'm goddamn dead.\
48Signed, the corpse in this room.\
49P.S. Fuck you people!''
50-->-- Creator/GeorgeCarlin, ''Life Is Worth Losing''
51
52->'''Jimmy:''' Goodbye world!\
53'''[[GeniusLoci Earth]]:''' Okay, see you around, Jimmy! Where you go--OH, OH NO!! That's not what I thought he meant at all!
54-->-- ''WebAnimation/ASDFMovie [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY6tCnu-1Do 3]]''
55
56->''The world was cruel. We wondered why he felt the need to say goodbye.''
57-->-- ''The Singer'', by Calvin Miller
58
59->'''Sherlock:''' This phone call, it's um...it's my note. It's what people do, don't they? Leave a note.\
60'''Watson:''' Leave a note when?\
61'''Sherlock:''' Goodbye, John.
62-->-- ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'', "The Reichenbach Fall"
63
64->''"To my only friend, when you're reading this, I will already be dead.\
65\
66My shop will probably look quite messy...\
67\
68[[GoryDiscretionShot I have decided that I'll go to the back room to die, so you don't have to look at my corpse]]\
69\
70I'm sorry I couldn't be more patient in waiting for you\
71\
72but that doesn't matter now\
73\
74what matters its that you're here against all odds you managed to escape the prison\
75\
76[[RayOfHopeEnding I'm aware that this may seem like a bad ending to the story but you're still here]]\
77\
78you're here, and I will have baked another cake for you. I'm not sure how fresh it will be when you find this, as for all I know you never will, but I hope you enjoy it anyway.\
79\
80I wish you the best of luck.''
81->''[[spoiler:[[KillTheCutie Charlotte]]]]"''
82-->-- ''VideoGame/PresentableLiberty''
83
84-> '''Isaac Bontemps:''' <Player's Name>, this letter reads, "To whomsoever this may concern: I, Barbara Coldwell, have foisted my ostentatious person into the face of this world for far too long."\
85"The authorities need not be involved, as this suicide is an occasion for which I have specifically planned. I am an unromantic, decadent, pink fraud. Sincerely, Barbara Coldwell."\
86<Player's Name>, is this supposed to be a suicide letter? I've never heard of someone specifying the police should not be called upon before.\
87And who in the world finishes a suicide letter with "sincerely"?\
88<Player's Name>, the killer clearly forged this absurd suicide letter, hoping to get us off the case!\
89They were right to tear the letter to pieces, as no one would ever believe it was real!
90-->-- ''VideoGame/CriminalCase'': ''[[VideoGame/CriminalCaseMysteriesOfThePast Mysteries of the Past]]'', "''[[Recap/CriminalCaseMysteriesOfThePastCase52AStudyInPink A Study In Pink]]''"
91
92-><Player> bid farewell, cruel world!
93-->--''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'', when using the "kill" or "[[LudicrousGibs explode]]" console commands to suicide your character
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