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1->''There's a devil and an angel on your shoulder, it's true,\
2they're always fighting, making a fool out of you.''
3-->-- '''The Underscore Orkestra''', "Blue Draggish"
4
5->'''Music/DrDre:''' Alright, stop!\
6'''Eddie:''' Huh?\
7'''Dr. Dre:''' Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store\
8and try to get money out the drawer\
9You better think of the consequence\
10'''Eddie:''' But who are you?\
11'''Dr. Dre:''' I'm your motherfuckin conscience\
12'''[[Music/{{Eminem}} Slim Shady]]:''' That's nonsense!\
13Go in, gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs\
14and borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs\
15Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days\
16If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades
17-->-- '''Music/TheSlimShadyLP''', "Guilty Conscience"
18
19->'''Devil Orange:''' You should tell Cucumber his mother's a pickle!\
20'''Orange:''' ''(laughs)'' Good idea, Devil Orange!\
21'''Angel Orange:''' Oh, no, Orange, you can't tell him that!\
22'''Orange:''' I can't?\
23'''Angel Orange:''' No! You should ask Cucumber... "Why the long face?"
24-->-- ''WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C41IBSKGF4w Cruel as a Cucumber]]"
25
26->''Every man hath a good and a bad angel attending on him in particular all his life long.''
27-->-- Robert Burton
28
29->'''Devil Pinto:''' Fuck her. Fuck her brains out! Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she want it.\
30'''Angel Pinto:''' For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!\
31'''Devil Pinto:''' Ah, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas! You'll never get a better chance!\
32'''Angel Pinto:''' If you lay one finger on that poor, sweet, helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever! ''([[{{Beat}} beat]])'' I'm proud of you, Lawrence.\
33'''Devil Pinto:''' You homo!
34-->-- ''Film/AnimalHouse''
35
36->'''Dennis' Shoulder Devil:''' Hey, switch the cards. It'll be hilarious.\
37''(Dennis looks at his other shoulder)''\
38'''Dennis' Shoulder Devil:''' What are you looking for?\
39'''Dennis:''' Isn't there supposed to be an angel over here?\
40'''Dennis' Shoulder Devil:''' Are you Dennis Finch?\
41'''Dennis:''' Yes.\
42'''Dennis' Shoulder Devil:''' Then no. Do it!
43-->-- ''Series/JustShootMe''
44
45->'''Janeway:''' What to do, what to do?\
46'''Shoulder Devil:''' ''Well...'' I think you should--\
47'''Janeway:''' I have no room for that religious crap. Get that out of here!\
48'''Shoulder Atom:''' ''Good''. Now, we can discuss this rationally.\
49'''Janeway:''' Eh, I'm willing to try anything once. Lay some on me. Uh, what would you do?\
50'''Shoulder Atom:''' Oh. Well, not ''me'' per se; I mean, I'm just an atom. But, I can form a molecule with others and--\
51'''Janeway:''' ''Bor-ring!'' How do you deal with your enemies?\
52'''Shoulder Atom:''' Eh-he-he, well... I don't have anything like that. The only thing I could really do is split and hope the energy release would destroy them all.\
53'''Janeway:''' Eh... not too crazy about killing myself to kill my enemies, but... Hell, I'll keep my options open. Now, what do you think?\
54'''Shoulder Cowboy:''' ''(panicking)'' What am I even doing here and how the hell do I get out?!\
55'''Janeway:''' Haha, I like the cut of your jib! All right, what do ''you'' think?\
56'''Shoulder Spider:''' YOU SHOULD EAT HARRYYYYY!\
57'''Janeway:''' For the last time, I am ''not'' eating Harry! Not while he's still of use to me... All right, I'm going with the Shoulder Cowboy. We're leaving.
58-->-- '''Website/SFDebris''', "[[Series/StarTrekVoyager Year of Hell]]"
59
60->'''Nature:''' Hug him! Hug him like you've never hugged anyone before!\
61'''Nurture:''' What?! No! Don't do it!\
62'''Nature:''' Hug hug hug hug hug-- MMPH!\
63'''Nurture:''' ''(grabs Nature)'' Quiet, you!\
64'''Nature:''' ''(flails arms)'' MMMPH!\
65'''Nurture:''' Quit squirming!
66-->-- ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', [[http://egscomics.com/comic/2008-06-16]]
67
68->'''Kora:''' [the supporting characters] were mostly there to die and pad the runtime until the good angel, Michael, fights the bad angel, Gabriel.
69-->-- '''WebVideo/MediaWhorz''' review of ''Film/{{Legion}}''
70
71->'''Grigorii:''' Be mindful of the voices--\
72'''Nephilim:''' Listen to the voices--\
73'''[[SpeakInUnison Both]]:''' That whisper in your sleep. [[TheChosenMany You are with the chosen]]--\
74'''Grigorii:''' [[ItsUpToYou But you must choose for yourself]].\
75'''Nephilim:''' [[BlindObedience But you must make the right choices]].\
76'''Both:''' You are cursed with free will.\
77'''Nephilim:''' [[PathOfInspiration We are here to guide you to the light]].\
78'''Grigorii:''' [[AlienNonInterferenceClause It's not my place to intervene]]. But then, this--\
79'''Nephilim:''' Even if this is--\
80'''Both:''' Merely a dream. Make the right choices, and be mindful of [[EldritchAbomination the voices that whisper]].\
81'''Grigorii:''' [[TheCorrupter They corrupt]].\
82'''Nephilim:''' [[VillainsNeverLie They speak the truth]].
83-->-- ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''
84
85->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lincoln Loud]]''': "You know, there's something I've always wondered about that whole thing. When the angel and devil appear on your shoulder, aren't they afraid they'll fall off?"
86->'''Lynn Loud''': "Well, that wouldn't be a problem for the tiny versions of ''me''. I've got perfect balance."
87->'''Luna Loud''': "Or they could just grab onto your big poofy hair."
88-->-- ''Fanfic/PeekingThroughTheFourthWall'', "Episode 33"
89
90->'''Devil Donut''': Go on and eat it. What are you waitin' for?!
91->'''Angel Donut''': Don't do it! It's [=SpongeBob's=] donut!
92->'''Devil Donut''': Don't listen to him, he's covered with sprinkles.
93->'''Patrick''': I hate conflicts!
94->'''Devil Donut''': It couldn't get any easier than this. Just hook a chain to it, pop it in your mouth, and then when your sponge friend wants it back, just yank it out.
95->'''Angel Donut''': I hate to admit it, but that's a great idea!
96-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Donut of Shame"
97
98->'''Peter:''' If [Lois] finds out I got fired for drinking, she's gonna blame me!
99->'''Peter's Devil:''' Lie to her! It's okay to lie to women, they're not people like us!
100->'''Peter:''' Uh, I don't know. ''(beat)'' Hey, where's the other guy?
101->''(cut to Peter's Angel stuck in traffic on the freeway)''
102->'''Peter's Angel:''' Come on, you bastard! I'm late for work! ''(spills coffee on his robe)'' Oh, oh, oh, this is perfect.
103-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Death Has a Shadow"
104
105->'''Peter's Angel:''' Hey, uh, sorry, man! Am I late? What'd I miss?
106->'''Peter:''' Oh, thank God you're here! What do I do?
107->'''Peter's Angel's Devil:''' Tell him to keep lying! He's in too deep!
108->'''Peter's Angel:''' Uh, I don't know. ''(beat)'' Hey, where's the other guy?
109->''(cut to Peter's Angel's Angel also stuck in traffic)''
110->'''Peter's Angel's Angel:''' Aw, this his unbelievable!
111-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', (a little later in) "Death Has a Shadow"
112
113->'''Josh Allen:''' Don't make any stupid mistakes, Josh!
114->''[Josh Allen's shoulder angel and shoulder devil appear,]''
115->'''Devil Josh:''' Nah, come on. Do something reckless!
116->'''Angel Josh:''' That sounds fun!
117->'''Josh Allen:''' Barrel roll it is!
118->''[Later on in the post credit scene]''
119->'''Angel Josh:''' Let's just avoid any unforced errors.
120->'''Devil Josh:''' It's like we always say...
121->'''Josh Allen, Angel Josh and Devil Josh:''' [[SpeakInUnison You can't make an omelet without breaking a few tables!]] ''[Snow begins to appear]''
122->'''Josh Allen:''' Uh oh, Snow!
123->'''Josh Allen, Angel Josh and Devil Josh:''' Better move to Detroit for a week! Jinx!
124-->--''WebAnimation/GridironHeights'' MVP Race: Top Gun Edition
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